Clerks | ‘Puck You’ (HD) - Jason Mewes, Brian O'Halloran | MIRAMAX

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  • In an attempt to liberate themselves from the constraints of their mundane work, Dante (Brian O'Halloran) and Randal (Jeff Anderson) stage a hockey game on the roof.
    In this scene: Dante (Brian O'Halloran), Jay (Jason Mewes)
    About Clerks:
    It's one wild day in the life of a pair of overworked counter jockeys whose razor-sharp wit and on-the-job antics give a whole new meaning to customer service. Even while braving a nonstop parade of unpredictable shoppers, the clerks manage to play hockey on the roof, visit a funeral home and straighten out their offbeat love lives. The boss is nowhere in sight, so you can bet anything can and will happen when these guys are left to run the store.
    Starring, in alphabetical order: Jeff Anderson, Marilyn Ghigliotti, Jason Mewes, Brian O'Halloran, Kevin Smith
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  • @blackandgold676
    @blackandgold676 Рік тому +50

    "When's this period over?" Classic, really. The guy really should have been saying, "WTF?!" But he treats it like it's a rational thing for there to be a game up on the roof and the door locked by just asking the time question.

  • @thomaskane6892
    @thomaskane6892 6 років тому +153

    "Hey any balls down there?"
    "Yeah the biggest pair you ever seen dingleberry".

    • @bigstone7776
      @bigstone7776 6 років тому +3

      Reminds of Mystic River 2003.

    • @jamesthomison4356
      @jamesthomison4356 4 роки тому +5

      I just now realized thats jay

    • @jackdbutton
      @jackdbutton 2 роки тому +4

      Best line

    • @BassMan-wr3lq
      @BassMan-wr3lq Рік тому +2

      One of my favorite lines from the entire movie 💀😂🤣

    • @BassMan-wr3lq
      @BassMan-wr3lq Рік тому +1

      So the head chef at my job asked if we had any gulf balls left, this was my response 💀😂🤣

  • @gmanz8487
    @gmanz8487 4 роки тому +47

    2:38
    Ahhh.. My favorite part of this movie! 😊😂

    • @justinmyslive4108
      @justinmyslive4108 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @geraldspencer1956
    @geraldspencer1956 2 роки тому +20

    That customer couldn't give two shits about Dante or his game. He was just pissed off that he couldn't get his cigarettes so he purposely lost their ball.

  • @billmcdonnell79
    @billmcdonnell79 6 років тому +130

    Scott Mosier played two characters in this scene, the pissed-off customer who wants cigarettes and Willam Black (aka Snowball).

    • @taimak123
      @taimak123 5 років тому +1

      Bill McDonnell so the beard was a fake?

    • @BluRibbonReviews
      @BluRibbonReviews 4 роки тому +14

      @@taimak123 no they filmed that earlier in filming. He shaved and played Another character

    • @jamesespinosa690
      @jamesespinosa690 3 роки тому

      Wow. I thought his voice was familiar!

    • @billmcdonnell79
      @billmcdonnell79 3 роки тому +5

      @@BluRibbonReviews Scott Mosier had a real beard during the first couple of minutes while Willam Black. He shaved it off while playing another character entirely. Mosier pretty much did wears a fake beard in the scene as Willam Black who is next to someone who was asking if the store is open or not. He might wore the fake beard as Willam Black in the scene where he crawled into an ambulance.

    • @alanthebulwark
      @alanthebulwark 2 роки тому

      Yeah, Smith said "This was the only special effect in the movie"

  • @tmoney0925
    @tmoney0925 3 роки тому +50

    "Hey, I'll assess all I want pal!" I say that to people at least 3 times a week LOL

    • @finishin.my.coffee8780
      @finishin.my.coffee8780 2 роки тому

      I admit, I've had a few drinks and I read "assess" as "asses," and that made it even funnier 😂

    • @stefanbistrancin5862
      @stefanbistrancin5862 Рік тому

      "Gimme a stick, pretty boy!" 🤣🤣

    • @dasfreshyo
      @dasfreshyo Рік тому

      i was yelling this at an Edmonton Oilers game. nobody got it

    • @inutero10
      @inutero10 Рік тому

      😂

  • @Kur0Gaming
    @Kur0Gaming Рік тому +5

    Like how the guy went from “stop the game and open the fucking store!” To “lemme show you how it’s done, gimme a stick!!!”

  • @stefanbistrancin5862
    @stefanbistrancin5862 Рік тому +7

    "Fuck that, I'm gonna break my crazy neck on this ladder! Now lose the skates, Dorothy Hamill, and go open the fuckin store!" how the hell do you even write this lmao

  • @johnaristotle3736
    @johnaristotle3736 5 років тому +25

    "Hey any balls down there?"
    "About the biggest pair you've ever seen dingleberry"

  • @ShaDHP23
    @ShaDHP23 4 роки тому +22

    It's not the same without the Gatorade line.

  • @lect0n7
    @lect0n7 3 роки тому +7

    The customer who starts shit with Dante looks SOOO MUCH LIKE MY COUSIN KIERAN (who was from Newton, MA) & my cousin got a full scholarship to play hockey at _BU High School_ in Boston, he was a really talented hockey player... but the most hilarious part is the challenging customer played two different parts in this scene; he was the loudmouth customer & he was also _William Black_ the bearded trench coat customer who says _”Yah, You Open?!?”_ and they both scream *”NO!!!”* and then he runs away real fast...

  • @oldboygamer9985
    @oldboygamer9985 2 роки тому +9

    Hey what happened to all the Gatorade?

  • @picks_1993
    @picks_1993 4 роки тому +15

    2:36 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @madmike9835
    @madmike9835 6 років тому +53

    I still get free Gatorade right?

    • @joemckim1183
      @joemckim1183 4 роки тому +5

      They still had Gatorade in the glass bottles in this movie. I wonder about when they switched over to the plastic bottles.

    • @comicbookprodigy995
      @comicbookprodigy995 4 роки тому +3

      @@joemckim1183 Funnily enough, I was working for Love's in the late 90's. We got advertisements and promotional posters for the plastic bottles in '98. But our store didn't carry them for like another 2 years. A ton of customers were pissed when we finally got rid of the glass.

    • @joemckim1183
      @joemckim1183 4 роки тому +3

      @@comicbookprodigy995 It might've been Gatorade had so much inventory of the glass bottles to get rid of before they could completely switch over to the plastic bottles. And for some reason all the glass bottles got sent to stores like yours.

    • @claymathewselevator8121
      @claymathewselevator8121 Рік тому

      My favorite quote 😂

  • @jgreico11
    @jgreico11 2 роки тому +5

    "Hey, I'll assess all I want, Pal!"

  • @LEMMYKISGOD
    @LEMMYKISGOD 5 років тому +13

    Nice Penguins Jersey 🏑🐧

  • @Bobaklives
    @Bobaklives Рік тому +1

    1:05 if you visit the store today (it’s a real place Smith was working at), a townhouse complex now fills that empty lot. The Quick Stop is still at 58 Leonard Ave, Leonardo, NJ.

  • @robertragolia744
    @robertragolia744 Рік тому +1

    Love the high stick

  • @TheDarkarrow7
    @TheDarkarrow7 Рік тому +3

    Maybe it was a good thing he smacked that ball in the sewer, because them playing hockey on the roof was definitely a potential hazard

  • @KleWdSide
    @KleWdSide 2 роки тому +29

    Dante spent so much time whining about missing a hockey game.
    And it turns out to be street hockey that most people do when they're ages 8-12 lol

    • @edwardfetner2513
      @edwardfetner2513 2 роки тому +20

      cmon man you gotta have a life outside the job

  • @struthersboyz4990
    @struthersboyz4990 Рік тому +4

    If dante would have won the faceoff none of this would have happened

  • @schmassbinder
    @schmassbinder 4 роки тому +4

    I have a goddamn veterinary exam!

  • @RIZEorDIE
    @RIZEorDIE 5 років тому +14

    Look at you! You cant even pass!

  • @1000-HURTS
    @1000-HURTS Рік тому +1

    excellent choice with the jesus lizard song

  • @K2Nemesis
    @K2Nemesis 6 років тому +1

    Dante, that wush sho amazing

  • @HallyVee
    @HallyVee Рік тому

    Hammer and sickle on one jersey.

  • @juanc1328
    @juanc1328 5 років тому +7

    I wonder what would happen if I showed up withy Dallas Stars jersey!

    • @christhayil8354
      @christhayil8354 3 роки тому +1

      Lol...I was thinking they were still in Minnesota during that time, but yeah; 1993 was the Dallas Stars inaugural year! Crazy

  • @rangerwhite5165
    @rangerwhite5165 4 місяці тому

    Dante, you pole smoker.😂

  • @floridapmi
    @floridapmi Рік тому

    "Lose the skates Dorothy Hamill"

  • @user-bb3rl9lt9q
    @user-bb3rl9lt9q 2 роки тому +1

    1:57 what kind of song?

  • @jgreico11
    @jgreico11 2 роки тому +9

    Angry man: Oh look at you,
    you can't even pass!
    Dante: Hey, I can pass!
    Angry man: How 'bout covering the point?
    Man, you suck.
    Dante: Who are you to make assessments?
    Angry man: Hey, I'll assess all I want, pal.
    Don't pass to this guy. He sucks! You suck!
    Dante: Oh, like you're any better?
    Angry man: Hey, I'll whoop your ass any day, pal!

    • @beedub93
      @beedub93 Рік тому +3

      That is some fine dialogue. Love this film.

  • @itsMrNoble
    @itsMrNoble 3 роки тому +10

    About the biggest pair you've ever seen....dingleberry..

  • @annahwillett5060
    @annahwillett5060 6 років тому +4

    The only special effect

  • @blastedquinn56
    @blastedquinn56 4 роки тому +7

    0:23 0:51
    A piss off costumer who played by Scott mosier. He's alot like Greg Lauren. I'm imagining he's that guy. On clerks 3.

    • @Sisyphos420
      @Sisyphos420 3 роки тому

      He also played the bearded guy who asked if the store is open.
      He screams at himself in that scene through the power of cinema!

  • @bashnagata3496
    @bashnagata3496 2 роки тому +2

    What happened to all the gatorade? 🙂

  • @DarkThanatos18
    @DarkThanatos18 5 років тому +9

    You open?

  • @dasfreshyo
    @dasfreshyo 2 роки тому +2

    we still get free Gatorade right?

  • @Jakep219
    @Jakep219 Рік тому

    Dingleberry 😅

  • @randybrickson4290
    @randybrickson4290 5 років тому +2

    Adrian gonzalez

  • @m..o.mt.3235
    @m..o.mt.3235 3 роки тому

    No. Yes. So.

  • @alanformosa4970
    @alanformosa4970 2 роки тому

    Dorothy Hamill 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MarcDufresneosorusrex
    @MarcDufresneosorusrex 3 роки тому

    idk who wrote the speech for the guy who wants cigarettes but = ))..

  • @rickyray2794
    @rickyray2794 Рік тому

    Wouldn't he have an obvious advantage in shoes?

  • @krakenwoodfloorservicemcma5975
    @krakenwoodfloorservicemcma5975 4 роки тому +3

    CCCP

  • @KingAceHernandez1291
    @KingAceHernandez1291 5 років тому +6

    No kings or blackhawks jerseys in this scene

    • @briangriffin5701
      @briangriffin5701 5 років тому +6

      King Ace Hernandez
      East coast.

    • @brian5o
      @brian5o 5 років тому +7

      I was actually pretty happy and very surprised to see the Lightning jersey. I live in the Tampa area and the Tampa Bay Lightning were a REALLY new hockey team when this movie was filmed.

    • @KingAceHernandez1291
      @KingAceHernandez1291 4 роки тому +4

      @@briangriffin5701 this guy went all jeremy roenick on dante

    • @pepsiguy52883
      @pepsiguy52883 4 роки тому +1

      King Ace Hernandez or bruins

    • @KingAceHernandez1291
      @KingAceHernandez1291 4 роки тому

      @@pepsiguy52883 or red wings rangers and islanders and flyers

  • @So-Be-It_85949
    @So-Be-It_85949 3 місяці тому

    Hockey

  • @brett-1261
    @brett-1261 2 роки тому +1

    The acting is so baad😂