I like taxis, I like trains, I like Brooklyn when it rains But I love Betsy I like walking after dark, I like jogs in Prospect Park But I love Betsy I like Shake Shack, I like MOMA, And New Jersey's ripe aroma The parade's when i see 'em and even the DMV And the Brooklyn bridge by bike Heck, there's lots of stuff I like But I love Betsy and she loves me She likes hockey, no I swear She likes guys with thinning hair And I love Betsy She likes pizza and Chinese Louboutin's and mac'n'cheese God, I love Betsy She likes swimming, Writing letters She likes watching double-headers She drinks bourbon and sake And even likes Rocky III I'm amazed and I'm impressed But the thing that I like best is I love Betsy And she loves me Five years, I've been in love with Betsy for five years I can't believe she stuck with me What kind of luck have I got? To keep someone like her around Ten years My mom's been dead already for ten years So since she put that curse on me- No, there's no curse, Its not a curse, Forget I said curse, The point is its been long enough, Now it's time to grow up, Mom's in the ground, And look what I've found I like dancing on the pier, I like Broadway, once a year But I love Betsy I like visits to the zoo, I like opera, that's not true But I love Betsy Its been five years and I'm ready, Get the sparklers and confetti Give a wink to the waiter And summon the maître d, Just like Jay-Z and Beyoncé, I will make her my fiancé I love Betsy (La la la la la la la) I love Betsy (La la la la la la la) I love Betsy And Betsy loves me I'm a schmuck and betsy loves me Doesn't matter what I do, I know its true I could never live without her Betsy loves me Its amazing, Betsy loves me And tonight I'm gunna show her Just how proud I am to know her There's no danger, There's no drama, There's no curse, And there's no Mama Put my problems in the past I'm a grown-up man at last I'm the luckiest guy from the Bronx to the islands So laugh if you wanna, This whole town is gunna see, That I love Betsy Sorry Mama, I love Betsy And she loves me
I like taxis, I like trains, I like Brooklyn when it rains But I love Betsy I like walking after dark, I like jogs in Prospect Park But I love Betsy I like Shake Shack, I like MOMA, And New Jersey's ripe aroma The parade's when i see 'em and even the DMV And the Brooklyn bridge by bike Heck, there's lots of stuff I like But I love Betsy and she loves me She likes hockey, no I swear She likes guys with thinning hair And I love Betsy She likes pizza and Chinese Louboutin's and mac'n'cheese God, I love Betsy She likes swimming, Writing letters She likes watching double-headers She drinks bourbon and sake And even likes Rocky III I'm amazed and I'm impressed But the thing that I like best is I love Betsy And she loves me Five years I've been in love with Betsy for five years I can't believe she stuck with me What kind of luck have I got? To keep someone like her around Ten years My mom's been dead already for ten years So since she put that curse on me- No, there's no curse, Its not a curse, Forget I said curse, The point is its been long enough, Now it's time to grow up, Mom's in the ground, And look what I've found I like dancing on the pier, I like Broadway, once a year But I love Betsy I like visits to the zoo, I like opera, that's not true But I love Betsy Its been five years and I'm ready, Get the sparklers and confetti Give a wink to the waiter And summon the maître d, Just like Jay-Z and Beyoncé, I will make her my fiancé I love Betsy (La la la la la la la) I love Betsy (La la la la la la la) I love Betsy And Betsy loves me I'm a schmuck and betsy loves me Doesn't matter what I do, I know its true I could never live without her Betsy loves me Its amazing, Betsy loves me And tonight I'm gunna show her Just how proud I am to know her There's no danger, There's no drama, There's no curse, And there's no Mama Put my problems in the past I'm a grown-up man at last I'm the luckiest guy from the Bronx to the islands So laugh if you wanna, This whole town is gunna see, That I love Betsy Sorry Mama, I love Betsy And she loves me
I like taxis,
I like trains,
I like Brooklyn when it rains
But I love Betsy
I like walking after dark,
I like jogs in Prospect Park
But I love Betsy
I like Shake Shack,
I like MOMA,
And New Jersey's ripe aroma
The parade's when i see 'em and even the DMV
And the Brooklyn bridge by bike
Heck, there's lots of stuff I like
But I love Betsy and she loves me
She likes hockey, no I swear
She likes guys with thinning hair
And I love Betsy
She likes pizza and Chinese
Louboutin's and mac'n'cheese
God, I love Betsy
She likes swimming,
Writing letters
She likes watching double-headers
She drinks bourbon and sake
And even likes Rocky III
I'm amazed and I'm impressed
But the thing that I like best is
I love Betsy
And she loves me
Five years,
I've been in love with Betsy for five years
I can't believe she stuck with me
What kind of luck have I got?
To keep someone like her around
Ten years
My mom's been dead already for ten years
So since she put that curse on me-
No, there's no curse,
Its not a curse,
Forget I said curse,
The point is its been long enough,
Now it's time to grow up,
Mom's in the ground,
And look what I've found
I like dancing on the pier,
I like Broadway, once a year
But I love Betsy
I like visits to the zoo,
I like opera, that's not true
But I love Betsy
Its been five years and I'm ready,
Get the sparklers and confetti
Give a wink to the waiter
And summon the maître d,
Just like Jay-Z and Beyoncé,
I will make her my fiancé
I love Betsy
(La la la la la la la)
I love Betsy
(La la la la la la la)
I love Betsy
And Betsy loves me
I'm a schmuck and betsy loves me
Doesn't matter what I do,
I know its true
I could never live without her
Betsy loves me
Its amazing,
Betsy loves me
And tonight I'm gunna show her
Just how proud I am to know her
There's no danger,
There's no drama,
There's no curse,
And there's no Mama
Put my problems in the past
I'm a grown-up man at last
I'm the luckiest guy from the Bronx to the islands
So laugh if you wanna,
This whole town is gunna see,
That I love Betsy
Sorry Mama,
I love Betsy
And she loves me
I like taxis,
I like trains,
I like Brooklyn when it rains
But I love Betsy
I like walking after dark,
I like jogs in Prospect Park
But I love Betsy
I like Shake Shack,
I like MOMA,
And New Jersey's ripe aroma
The parade's when i see 'em and even the DMV
And the Brooklyn bridge by bike
Heck, there's lots of stuff I like
But I love Betsy and she loves me
She likes hockey, no I swear
She likes guys with thinning hair
And I love Betsy
She likes pizza and Chinese
Louboutin's and mac'n'cheese
God, I love Betsy
She likes swimming,
Writing letters
She likes watching double-headers
She drinks bourbon and sake
And even likes Rocky III
I'm amazed and I'm impressed
But the thing that I like best is I love Betsy
And she loves me
Five years
I've been in love with Betsy for five years
I can't believe she stuck with me
What kind of luck have I got?
To keep someone like her around
Ten years
My mom's been dead already for ten years
So since she put that curse on me-
No, there's no curse,
Its not a curse,
Forget I said curse,
The point is its been long enough,
Now it's time to grow up,
Mom's in the ground,
And look what I've found
I like dancing on the pier,
I like Broadway, once a year
But I love Betsy
I like visits to the zoo,
I like opera, that's not true
But I love Betsy
Its been five years and I'm ready,
Get the sparklers and confetti
Give a wink to the waiter
And summon the maître d,
Just like Jay-Z and Beyoncé,
I will make her my fiancé
I love Betsy
(La la la la la la la)
I love Betsy
(La la la la la la la)
I love Betsy
And Betsy loves me
I'm a schmuck and betsy loves me
Doesn't matter what I do,
I know its true
I could never live without her
Betsy loves me
Its amazing,
Betsy loves me
And tonight I'm gunna show her
Just how proud I am to know her
There's no danger,
There's no drama,
There's no curse,
And there's no Mama
Put my problems in the past
I'm a grown-up man at last
I'm the luckiest guy from the Bronx to the islands
So laugh if you wanna,
This whole town is gunna see,
That I love Betsy
Sorry Mama,
I love Betsy
And she loves me