9:58 - "I swear I've heard this song before... I don't know if it was in a Flash game or something" OK SO I WAS LOOKING AROUND I FOUND THE GAME! It was saved on an old USB stick of mine back in 2012. twitter.com/TheRealGDColon/status/1341498506083774467 (and yes i know it's a remix of the SMW castle theme - i thought that was obvious)
4:11 joy con means that when you use one of the two joy cons it called a joy stick. and when you use them both together it called a controller. then take the first three letters from (joystick) and the first three letters from (controller) and put them together it makes the word (joy-con)
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Wii U stares into his soul, hoping for him to remember him GD Colon: "I don't know what this is" Wii U: F word in 01101010100101001010101001010101010100101010101010100101010101010101010111010101110100101010
8:40 "BEAT IT BEAT IT BEAT IT AAAAHD3URDHEHC9REHVHU" "I'M LITERALLY SWEATING RIGHT NOW" "THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT" ah fuf someone beat me to it wait... r/beatmetoit r/beatmeattoit r/beatmymeattoit YES
Bro makes everyone's day better by just talking about stuff for half an hour you got me through my teen years with fun and excitement with your videos all I can say is thank you. Ther eis legit nothing but sub
16:42 "This thing is basically just the wii but... u." Me: No not me 21:26 Colon being funni: What did u expect me to use this for? Everyone else: idk it just came up randomly for some reason lol
This is the kind of content I'm subscribed for
I’m the first like and reply before this is famous
ayy only 9 likes here? IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lemon cak.
e
only 42 like?
He looks like one of those npc’s that just move their mouths when they talk with no emotions
Lol what is that profile tho
lol hop on forknife
Colon is a nice guy :)
cool beans
ow
5:57 This is the most exercise colon has gotten in 7 years.
a heart and no likes?
S l a m. I t. N o w.
He's just like slightly punching it. Its not even "slamming"
lol true
true
I can just picture him coding something and then he’s SLAMS the enter key
Wait a minutr ua-cam.com/video/h2WygHkAyT4/v-deo.html
He does
heh, slam
@@EthanHasnt hehe slam go brrr
He showed some footage of that on the texture randomiser video
Me too
GD Colon: *Picks up Wii U gamepad*
“I don’t know what this is”
*Sad Wii U noises*
i gave a "bruh really" kinda face when he said that
Kinda understandable tho
Like who wants to remember the wii u
@@NotFine me
The Wii U is amazing
@@yeahman70 Yea same
whenever he turns on his webcam he looks like hes doing a presentation and explaining something
9:58 - "I swear I've heard this song before... I don't know if it was in a Flash game or something"
OK SO I WAS LOOKING AROUND I FOUND THE GAME! It was saved on an old USB stick of mine back in 2012.
twitter.com/TheRealGDColon/status/1341498506083774467
(and yes i know it's a remix of the SMW castle theme - i thought that was obvious)
@@urboidarkwin This my second reply.
pog you did a thing
SMW
Wait why you only have one like
Who played will u
Aka me
I like how he changed the colors for the joy-cons
Ikr
You can change it in the icon menu
Not funny.
Just saying lol
Don’t start a fight please. I’m just noticing
"Using an app called steam link, you can use the phone as a controller"
Of you could just, download GD for mobile?
“Are ya winning son.”
8:42
Yeah dad, wanna join?
@@lilbigmichael9528 thats fucked up
@@bird7386 h o w
@@lilbigmichael9528 that is so f ed up
this is so under rated lmfao
SPINNING DUCK ARRIVED
h
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
weeeeew
Y O S
i want to spin around too :)
Don't Worry Colon, you're not the only one who makes weird noises while playing video games.
are we just going to ignore the spinning duck in the backround of his intro?
Rotating duck with flippers
ua-cam.com/video/lknzALc0NeA/v-deo.html here 10 hour version of duck
Yeah
yes
Yes
"Enter is also a letter on the keyboard."
- Colon 2020
Wait a minute
Wait-
*Wait A Minute Something Ain't Right*
enter
Haha
W LAUNCHPAD
Is that a really good one?
@@EmperorFeatherFlight yeah
Stereo Madness
13:38
*”Wait, it’s all Stereo Madness?”*
*”Always has been”*
Hello
I did that glitch with fingerdash
Nah it's a gotcha
It’s a glitch that stormfly talked about in his bug vid
His voice normally: innocent teen voice
His voice when he loses: Demonic screeches
hi
@@Monitorbread no
WHAT?
Yes
The meat has been beat!!! Colon 🍑
4:11 joy con means that when you use one of the two joy cons it called a joy stick. and when you use them both together it called a controller.
then take the first three letters from (joystick) and the first three letters from (controller) and put them together it makes the word (joy-con)
I thought it meant joystick controller, wait…
"So i used auto key to rebind the enter key.."
"No, i dont have a girlfriend why'd you ask?"
I don't get it
the joke is he just randomly said it out of nowhere without context whatsoever.
i thinks its because he plays games and does game challenges for a living, instead of going outside and meeting girls
@@hellow1444 what are girls
8:43
When your parents walk in without knocking
Everybody gangsta till colon beats bloodbath with a dance dance revolution foot pad
"Enter is a letter on the keyboard"
-Colon 2020
Makes no sence. You got multiple
@Sean Lorhenz Java yeah that's the thing
E for enter
“It’s just theme wi- but U. …” colon says it all with a straight face while I’m cracking up😂
gd colon next:
"inventing new controllers to play GD with!"
Gd colon nexter
So this button that is super big makes u jump and this one is for the ship, this is the bla bla bla bla
6:38 why is he throwing an enter key at you?
Imagine what his parents are thinking at 8:34
8:44 is definitely funnier xDDDDDDD
Lul
Next, geometry dash on spagetti!
on spagetti
@@ioanamihailescubria4261 yeah
@@cultisttt wait you seem familiar
@@Silvermoonmaker maybe because i play battle Cats and geometry Dash like you?
*Clubstep Monster made of Spagetti*
9:00 why don't u just play gd on ur phone lol
Because that would be normal
“I know the ship part”
*Dies instantly*
bruh
Wow, not a minute in and taking a jab at the Wii U gamepad!
Ok I'm interested
😭😭
A tv remote
"THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT"
-GDColon 2020
First imposter now colen. Where is The Enflish language?
@@seve8791 I Dint's knoe
@@Hope1353 r/whooosh
@@seve8791 r/woooooooooosh
@@Hope1353 ?
8:33 only mobile players like me feel this pain
Edit: WOW! Thx so much for 38 likes!
Lol ikr
Why? spamming on mobile is like the easiest thing ever, its way easier than on mouse
@@nrreno really?
@@kham_pastgom yes. You have 10 fingers that can be used on mobile, but you can really only use up to 4-5 fingers on mouse/keyboard
@@mrutherford1106 Let me tell you: sometimes you tap with 3-4 fingers the same time, and unlike mobile, in PC there're many ways to spam
He did better with a giant enter key than I do normally when I am playing good lol
8:46
Colon being Npesta part 2
Also the outro theme is Options by Frums
It is actually Options by Frums, as stated in the bottom left corner during the outro.
It is actually Options by Frums, as stated in the bottom left corner during the outro.
@@janKepi Woops, accidentally got them mixed up. Thanks for the correction
5:03 “oh I got all three coins” ... who’s gonna tell him?
meme me
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
**shows wii u**
"honestly i don't even remember what this one is"
i don't blame you
I own one how dare you
O sht I thought it was a vita lololol I'm dumb af
I own one how dare u
I just realised he’s wearing an OwO UwU shirt
Yes
cring
@@gloz6662 cringles cringe and pringles
YEAH
NOOO COLON WHYYY
"THE MEAT HAS BEEN BET" that is the funniest thing I've heard today
"bet"?
beat no bet
@@inkysplats1408 you think i give a shit
@Max Kathirgamanathan i still don’t give a fucking shit
@@therealbengam what an angry man
Wii U stares into his soul, hoping for him to remember him
GD Colon: "I don't know what this is"
Wii U: F word in 01101010100101001010101001010101010100101010101010100101010101010101010111010101110100101010
“I JUST WANT MY ASPARAGUS PLEASE PLEASE”
-GD Colon
8:34 me at 3am on a Saturday be like
Underrated comment
Rated comment
I like how colon is getting more and more natural in front of the camera you can see in older videos hes really robotic lol
ai learns
Everybody: listening to gd colon
Me: listening to the duck circling
0:01
Same lol
8:40
"BEAT IT BEAT IT BEAT IT AAAAHD3URDHEHC9REHVHU"
"I'M LITERALLY SWEATING RIGHT NOW"
"THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT"
ah fuf someone beat me to it
wait...
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmymeattoit
YES
r/cursedcomments
YT/cursedcomments
@@soda9573 yes
Seeing him use the giant enter key makes me wanna have one
Ikr
*Preheat Oven to 475°F*
RobTop: I'm not even gonna ask what this is...
Colon should try to hook up GD to the light switch or something.
Or to a fridge door
Or to grass blades
Or to his eyes
Guest at his house: *is epileptic*
Colon who hooked up gd to the light: SHAKE LIKE NO ONES WATCHING
Or his stomach
The enter key part where he plays the jitter click is Priceless
Man got more exercise than he has in 8 years
THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT‼️ 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯
the way gd colon SLAMS his enter key is the same way youtubers SLAM they're mouse for satisfying clicks.
1:15 duelo maestro: am I a joke to you?
Colon: * sets enter key on phone *
Also colon: *S M A S H* *
Lol
"My phone" Geometry dash mobile players: 💀
"Nintendo switch is good, controller-wise"
-RobTop
21:22 I love that Colon will always be a man of culture.
YES I FINALLY BEAT CYCLES(BRO THAT SHIP PART IS TORTURE...)
seen it
i was literally watching the one where he was playing a Mario medium demon, and a Mario ad came on ._.
8:50 “THE MEAT HAS BEEN BEAT!!” 😂😂
You do know people who uses emojis dont get comments alot right
@@catmeow5281 well i just did
typical facebook comment
@@thegreatjan ikr
@@thegreatjan no one cares
Nintendo switch is my favorite
I love that device and move set in GD really cool
Next video: Beating Kenos with Nintendo switch joy-cons.
Colon: Honestly, I don't remember what this one is.
Me: *Cries in Wii U being my only console*
*colen*
It was my first console
I like the Wii U (MaRiO mAkEr)
Bro makes everyone's day better by just talking about stuff for half an hour you got me through my teen years with fun and excitement with your videos all I can say is thank you. Ther eis legit nothing but sub
I just got in my school break and u uploaded great timing
17:50 Hey Colon wanna know that's Pokémon? You can see the psychic type symbol at the end and you can also see the 'Haunter' Pokémon in the background
OHHHHHHH
@Carved Haunts oh thats so cool i didnt notice that i only saw haunter
@Carved Haunts when you're so used to ghast that gastly sounds weird:
@Carved Haunts oh ok
@Carved Haunts I'll edit it
Colon out of context: I JUST WANT MY ASPARAGUS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Colon: This is a video of me playing with different controllers.
The video: *Colon flexing on how much cool technology he has*
*pulls down second worst selling nintendo console controller that everyone hates*
Colon: “Honestly, I dont even know what this one is”
Man I loved playing with that thing..
Me too and just A week ago my mom bought me when Waker HD and now I feel surreal offended
that thing is my childhood
@@devolvable5763 yeah me too, i like the wii u its just a joke comment
16:42
"This thing is basically just the wii but... u."
Me: No not me
21:26
Colon being funni: What did u expect me to use this for?
Everyone else: idk it just came up randomly for some reason lol
He says "I can't wait for 2.2"
plot twist: *it's never coming out*
*Sad body colon noises*
And when I mean body colon it's the organ
Noooo
@@williamboodoo4021 no indeed no
Funny very funny #Kazuma TV
Colon: “Slamming the enter key is hard”
GD Mobile players: First time?
Wait you slammed your phone to play gd
No it really isn't that hard
Ye I get mad sometimes lol
who is hitting their phone to jump in gd
Lol
“Enter is also a letter” -GD Colon 2020
thEnter kEntery is annoying im bEntering honEnterst
I mEnterant lEnterttEnterr
BRUH THENTER LENTERTTENTERR RENTERPLACENTERD THENTER ENTER KENTERY BRUHHH
COMMUNISM
I WANTED TO SAY THIS 😂
You should do this again because two player Platformer levels exist now.
“I don’t want to bash it too hard, it looks nice” - me to my wife
Ugh. You pervert
lmao
edgy jokes are dumb
i doubt you have a wife
@@2xxdevils 😐
@@Iam-mc-lovin -_-
Me: *Sees notification*
Also me: clicks the video
Colon: “I don’t know what this is”
Me: “How dare you disrespect my child hood!”
I would assume the "Joy" part of Joy-cons is referring to the Joysticks, with the "con" part meaning controller.
could even have a double meaning: joy as in happiness; joy as in joystic
"Ooh! All 3 coins."
time: 7.0
time required: *literally 8.5*
7.0>8.5
@@sandyquilty3138 visible confusion
So i think that the most notable multiplayer lvl is piggyback
Sad duelo maestro/master dual noises
8:46 Minecraft enderman death sound
Colon never just plays the game. He always finds some incredible way to make it cooler!
“ I don’t know much stuff but I know you can make buttons do things “
- Colon 2020
I have played that level 15:32
Seeing Colon smash a giant enter key for some reason brings joy to me
I just like his OwO shirt
Geometry Dash Now Available on Nintendo Switch!
colon: *smashes the enter key as fast as he can*
enter key: harder daddy OwO
colon: what?
enter key: what?
what? Chain
thank you jerkrat
@@GDColon no
its the map pack guy
@@GDColon you are welcome :)
I felt that when he said he couldn't remeber what the Wii u gamepad was called
I literally see a duck on his pc spinning lol look closely when the video starts youl see it
19:20 Aperture Science
meanwhile, in the tags of this video
"nantendo" "castlevania" "gd colon being a complete idiot for like 20 minutes"
1:10 is that......main menu song with megalovania in it?
maybe
@@GDColon owo=oh hey look im speaking your language cd frikin fox
Yes it is you can barely hear megalomania though
The whole time all I saw was your OwO T - Shirt...
Colon’s videos are as scarcely uploaded as the time between solar eclipses
i love how at the beginning he had a spinning duck
at the end too
"Did you lube the switches with Krytox 205g0 on the enter key" --A keyboard enthusiast
I was like: “Oh, Colon is into music production?”
And was slightly disappointed.
"Its this artifact"
Me: it's not an an artifact, it's an ancient device
First
No chain
15:27 wait I’ve played this level before
16:48 have you ever heard about the virtual boy
4:11 Thanks for making me use my brain... I just figured out it means “joyful - controller”
Or, it's just named that
No bro it called Joycon because when you play with one it become "joy"stick but when you use two it become "con"troller