Can You Beat GTA V With ZERO Stats?
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- Опубліковано 19 вер 2024
- Ever wondered if stats in GTA 5 are just numbers, or if they truly shape the gameplay? Join me as I dive into one of the most challenging runs I’ve ever attempted-playing GTA 5 with absolutely zero stats! No stamina, no shooting accuracy, no special abilities-just pure chaos and a lot of laughs. This isn't just any playthrough; it's a test of patience and skill, where every shot, every sprint, and every flight feels entirely different. From barely being able to sprint without gasping for air, to struggling with basic shooting, this run puts a spotlight on how crucial each stat is for surviving Los Santos. Watch as I navigate through the game’s most intense missions, showing off just how many times the lack of stats can send plans awry. Whether it's flailing through the air in a barely controllable aircraft or facing off against foes with laughable combat skills, every moment is a hilarious battle against the game mechanics themselves.
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So you’re telling me I wasted all those hours maxing out my stats in the first mission?
😂
But you can climb ladders faster
max stats reference lol
Hours jogging around to build stamina.
mario prolly faster to max that swimming first still
hell yeah an hour of the australlian man beating a game slightly faster than usual
My favorite
with a twist!
@@swindler04yeah now he can't temporarily glue himself to the ground and take sharper turns while driving with an specific character that appears in like 20% of the game
Slightly fastee than usual but a bit slower than what he usually does
In the most special way possible, it’s glorious
Kudos to the editor. Not easy to condense almost 7hours of streaming into a such a short and enjoyable video.
:)
the guy doing subtitles through the entire video is crazy too
@@1_43erm... what the sigma? 🤓☝️☝️🤓☝️🤓🤓☝️🤓☝️
There were videos where editors had to edit even more hours of footage
@@Chill-zen point?
S-Tier thumbnail
The viperious thumbnail of all time
They changed it, now the joke is ruined
@@boneheadedfellow I also still have the old one in my feed despite not being a member.
How? It's mid
I agree it looks amazing
Matto:Talking about witness protection
Michael:"Calling"
37:58
Matto dared to summon Michael, the king of WP
"Why haven't I questioned this before now" Because you constantly use the power to make driving faster and easier. You interrupt every line of dialogue while driving as franklin
☝️🤓 erm... actually
No, its true
i love it when daddyviperAU whips it out and slaps his cam with it
📷🤨
♐️👱🏻♂️ WOAAAAAH!!!!
Golden Experience Requiem!
You will never reach reality
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WRYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wtf
69th like
What.
15 minutes behind your PB in a meme run.. jesus christ that pb is outdated
Yeah I noticed he didn’t do too badly on Trev% too
I read this only 10 minutes into the video; very quickly started doubting it, no way all these losses and only 15 minutes behind his personal best time in a game of 11,000 hours.
Safe to say, I very much look forward to the next time he goes for world record (I'm pretty sure I remember him saying he planned to, but don't quote me for your own sake).
@@thedemolitionmuniciple i dont think he can get a WR anymore cuz he would need to grind for months and months and as a content creator its just not viable enough but i think his goal should be sub 6
@@HyAVII I think he already talk about it before. Grinding for WR require full-time dedication, and he would rather spend his time making content
He just needs to commit to a full run and aim for top 25 or top 10 or something. At least get a score down before GTA 6
Love the thing the editor did here 1:11:40 10/10 did not expect that at all
WE JUST NEED MORE MONEY, ARTHUR
ARTURD, I have a plan.
have some goddamn FAITHH!!
JUST ONE LAST SCORE!!
WE'RE GONNA HARVEST MANGOES IN TAHITI!
35:05 I love that it points to theft instead of the full name
Because like, Theft is illegal and I'm illegal
Because like, Theft is illegal and I'm illegal
Because like, Theft is illegal and I'm illegal
46:45 eiyoo boys, Matto triggered the famous phrase of OHKO!😂🤣
11:54
calling Lester: ddddd ddddd
Lester: A-
*Hangs up phone*
DarkViper: Good talk Lester.
Vechooook
56:33
Matto:
-Knows stamina damage removes phone
-Sets up ledge grab
-Walks to not waste stamina
-Runs anyways and fails
-"It's impossible"
When I play gta, I choose not to use the special abilities (partly cause I forget they’re there) so this was entertaining watching Matt struggle to play how I usually play.
I like how perfectly timed at 4:46 when Franklin fell cause of his stamina and made it looked like he tripped on the curb
honestly, because of how close this was too a normal speedrun, and because the lighter editing, it feels kind of like a new age classic darkviper video... like idk, it was a little nostalgic to watch
Alternate title for this video could be: "Matto forgets that he cannot use special abilities 97 times"
Gahoook
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Ned Luke yells at his dog: “AYYYYY CÁLLATE OVER THERE”😭😭😭💀
i read that in michaels voice
i've been in witness protection
@@HECKproductionsgood that’s the point
46:46 that scream brought me memories lmao
The editor is ON POINT
We appreciate you so much, Editor Person
:)
Skill Issue Speedrun
An actually funny comment
Skillissue%
Stat issue
25:55 Looks like I'm NOT changing my habits then.
Hell yeah I wanna be basket from guilty gear. She's so cool!!!
At 27:39 he didn't miss the shot, he actually hit the gun that Michael is holding.
3:27 based yakuza 3 reference
We gotta get him to play yakuza one day
46:46 loved this moment
25:55 I'd say that's good news but looks like Davey doesn't see it the same.
The SMT4 music is great, hell yeah to the editor or whoever adds the music in.
RAYER WITH A NEW TREVOR% WR TODAY, THE 10 MONTH RECORD FINALLY BROKEN
It so weird to see comments from 15 hours ago when this video only officially came out now
EDIT: ik it’s because of members, it just feels weird seeing old comments on a video that was supposed to be just posted
Members
@@velocity7786 no
@@Blxzxy wdym no
@@velocity7786 yesn't
@@velocity7786 yeah ik, it just feels weird to me to see old comments only 1 min after posting
I think the craziest part of this whole run was how you kept yourself from mentioning that you couldn't use the powers at all! Great video!
27:36 SMT IV music in my GTA V speedrun?
I love that matto keeps using music from the Simpsons hit & run 😊😂
the SMT boss music at 27:52 caught me way off guard.
battle b2 jumpscare
I don't know why this part made me laugh for 5 minutes straight 11:54 😭
Whoever edited this, awesome job. I want this style for every matto vid
LMAO 1:11:45 Whoever this editor is, know that, you made my evening.
I burst out of laughter and never laughed so long in a long while!
Thank you
:)
holy moly, its really interesting seeing you do a bunch of chaos, pacifist, no hit etc and then seeing you go back to a "regular" run. love watching it all
I love at 35:07 about how he points out the Theft in Grand Theft Auto.. Like.. the whole title would’ve been fine, it’s literally stealing cars specifically
No hit zero stats would go hard
dying from sprinting for slightly too much would be funny. matto would just have to walk calmly at some point
Martine creating another banger of a video. Keep up the amazing editing- love the new healthbar zoom in the middle of the screen! Overall the bunch of funny edits too XD
Only miss the light when its burnimg low, only miss the sun when it starts to snow, only miss franks magic when your driving slow.
“Poggy Woggies, SHUT UP, Let’s bounce” had me ROLLING😂😂😂
1:12:27 couldn't help but notice Kaleidoscopic Core from Xenoblade Chronicles 3, such a banger
Matto must be immortal. He always talks about how hasn’t done some thing in a million years. At 37:33 he said he’ll lose 800 years from the drive alone. I wonder how old he really is
25:55 brisket. The ultimate gamer
46:46
I didn't know this was OHKO
34:40 Nice sunny day in Los Santos, not a cloud in the sky, perfect day for the beach.
DarkViperAU as he manically speeding down a popular walkway on the beach: “There’s a lot of people here for some reason. 🤔 🤨 “
A kangaroo literally escaped from a zoo a mile from where i live today, so it must be fate that a random australian guy uploads a GTA V video on that same day...
Same my town too lol wild running down the highway
25:55 those are great news idk what your talking about
literal goals right there
when im play online and restart and thus reset your stats i always prioritize flying whenever i can because it is definitely the one that effects you the most
Gta 5 but the characters are playing as matto
35:02 that poor viewer never noticed the “theft” in the title spent their whole play though buying every car they wanted to use
39:41 "murder's wrong" 2 seconds later shoots someone in the face "beautiful"
"GTA V but you literally have a skill issue"
35:02 That was funny great
Love the Gran Turismo 3 soundtrack
Peakuza 3 mentioned, life accomplished
10:30 great moment
Man's using Pizza Tower OST in panic mode moments, and I love it. 😂
the tank top is back 🙏💪
I don't know man, i think the stats are pretty important for the game of gta5.
13:44 bro opened the other gate 😂and he entered himself
1:50 Trevor didn't wanna hear the excuses 😂
i love martin's references and memes sprinkled throughout the video, definitely made it way funnier
:)
10:35 Raise for the editor for that Ned section
I couldn't stop myself from dancing at 22:39 LOL😂
When your game crashed at 1:05:35 and the BSOD popped up I did the usual nose exhale at the extent of the joke, until I realized that it was my computer that threw the BSOD, and I am now back here like 3 hours later after finally (hopefully) getting everything fixed lmao
11:53 Why was Lester’s squawk so funny?!
This gives me hope that I can achieve everything I want despite also having zero in all my stats
y'know, watching all these GTA videos Matto uploads makes me want to play GTAV again, but i don't really have anything to do, because i'll want to play Online, but i've gotten all i wanted out of the Online mode, that all i'll really have left to do -- that i actually want to do -- is just drive around the map with all of the cars i've collected over the many hours i've spent playing through it and replaying Cayo Perico and all the car shop contracts and the Dr. Dre story thing.
if your on pc get into modding
@@R_E_D22 bro even when I follow guides and back up all my files I still get worried I'm gonna fuck something up. It was bad enough when trying to download the mod that makes all the cars have their realistic counterparts top speeds and acceleration.
I know you usually put quite some effort into the thumbnails and this one is a banger. Great episode too.
Ridge Racer music makes me so happy
2 BACK TO BACK PIZZA TOWER OSTS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH BABY (the death that i deservioli and unexpectancy part 3)
This dude has to be world's best comedian, and i'm not even kidding. Last time i've heared a comedian that was funny, he was a Russian, not a Romanian like me or an American.
Rockstar should definitely add this as a difficulty option on how you want the game to be for you in GTA 6 like no stats should be highest difficulty because I'd want to see what this is like and make the game more challenging.
23:08 "Gas? In a methlab?!" As he throws a gas grenade lmao
43:46 nice drifting man🙌👍
“Who put that corpse there? 😅” lol 7:14
I hope you have the same attitude in your actual speedruns - it's nice to see you (mostly) just laugh bad shit off and keep going.
The Final Fantasy music in the background fits way too well with this speedrun, chef's kiss!
So you basically playing basic GTA like the majority of kids i see near my internet cafe.
After the intro he should say; “let us commence forth”.
45:27 sorry Matt, but I can't hold my laugh at this one, failed beyond failed 😂🤣
The best part about no stats is how the characters just occasionally face plant for no reason
44:52 "I'm deleting this plane!" What are you, Rockstar?
1:00:09 Is that a Buffalo Cruiser?
The Thomas The Tank Engine bit at 52:31 made me laugh 😂
I like how there are major time jumps, the video skips over so many missions, it is an unnecessary speed run, there is fast paced music, AND THE VIDEO IS STILL 1 HOUR AMD 18 MINUTES LONG 😭😭😭
Man shouts at videogame (full time)
I did NOT expect to see my beloved Bridget at 25:55 :333
7:33 Gran Turismo 3 Arcade Mode music brings back nostalgia.
We have blessed by another episode from our bearded Australian man
now complete the whole game with only a stun gun. or only throwables.
"There is maidenless and there's taxiless" well at least you're not maidenless anymore 😂
38:22 If he came a second later, that deer would have clobbered him.
ngl, now we need a facts and glitches special that focuses on what the stats actually influence.
This vid is low-key making me more impressed with Matt’s skill than regular speedrunning
I was hoping you’d do big score obvious approach. Interesting to keep the heli steady while Lester handles the noob tube
I always have such a laugther attack every time i see the bunny hop strat😂😂
33:22 Guess you could say that Matt took great ofFENCE from that
Love the bounce meme