Hunter x Dumber (Hunter x Hunter Abridged) Episode 1: He needs it

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  • @the_anime_ninja2338
    @the_anime_ninja2338 8 років тому +4492

    " My name is Gon!"
    " Ohh ok but wait..where'd your name go?"
    " Oh my god."
    I lost it at that part

  • @KakouAmon2
    @KakouAmon2 8 років тому +3718

    GON: How old are you?
    Hisoka:Don't ask about my age!!!
    This moment just killed me LOL

    • @philfrasure4085
      @philfrasure4085 6 років тому +41

      Hayate Style that fucking killed me XD To me it made him more saxxyyy

    • @sheeki8688
      @sheeki8688 5 років тому +8

      Same

    • @sadfrick9373
      @sadfrick9373 4 роки тому +29

      Did you know that he's actually 28 years old? I thought he's like 22

    • @lilbronx4674
      @lilbronx4674 4 роки тому

      Cary life-alert i all leave home whit me

    • @benistechsused3128
      @benistechsused3128 4 роки тому +6

      The voice change was hilarious

  • @Nemu1337
    @Nemu1337 4 роки тому +3146

    Hunter x Hunter characters how they look :
    Leorio : old man
    Gon : just gon
    Killua : cat face
    Kurapika : pretty boi

    • @elioshisoka6288
      @elioshisoka6288 4 роки тому +92

      (Kinda late, but like-) Hisoka: My nightmare-

    • @feitanedits39
      @feitanedits39 4 роки тому +9

      I’m late but something

    • @elioshisoka6288
      @elioshisoka6288 4 роки тому +9

      @@feitanedits39 "WhO aRe YoU?"

    • @kamanochan1366
      @kamanochan1366 4 роки тому +2

      Gon is dumb boi of kill kill

    • @kamanochan1366
      @kamanochan1366 4 роки тому +3

      Alluka : creepy - doll like gulr idk lol, but she cute as 45ck

  • @kxtietr1549
    @kxtietr1549 4 роки тому +1287

    Hisoka: *thinks of children*
    "I don't need it...I don't need it...I don't need it...I don't need it...I NEEEED ITTTTTT"

    • @Roeclean
      @Roeclean 4 роки тому +13

      Aupsicious 100

    • @tutsebhatu6495
      @tutsebhatu6495 4 роки тому +32

      gon was so screwed if he got caught

    • @ivoryas1696
      @ivoryas1696 4 роки тому +8

      kageyama's milk
      Being honest... even though it _was _*_still_* funny that had me genuinely unnerved (even if only a little).

    • @maliaknux9060
      @maliaknux9060 4 роки тому +4

      If u say so 😏

    • @Mammon-oz8xc
      @Mammon-oz8xc 4 роки тому +1

      Aaaaaaaahahahahahahaha

  • @LegendaryNassa
    @LegendaryNassa 4 роки тому +942

    Gon: how old are you?
    Hisoka: Age is just a number...

    • @Caroline-vx4nm
      @Caroline-vx4nm 4 роки тому +74

      And jail is just a room 😃

    • @faqlkire9533
      @faqlkire9533 4 роки тому +53

      @@Caroline-vx4nm and also electric chair is just a chair 🤩

    • @gowoncats
      @gowoncats 4 роки тому +25

      And solitary confinement is just a place

    • @sentieyeart
      @sentieyeart 4 роки тому +15

      Death is just a sentence 🤗

    • @Mammon-oz8xc
      @Mammon-oz8xc 4 роки тому +2

      So is 911 XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

  • @veronicagary7405
    @veronicagary7405 8 років тому +4665

    Why heelllooo theree-
    I'm a dude
    I knowww
    Ah, there's Hisoka

  • @marcrizkalla9936
    @marcrizkalla9936 9 років тому +3673

    YOU MADE HISOK EVEN MORE CREEPY THAN HE ALREADY IS!I love it!

  • @kittykatkittykatkitty
    @kittykatkittykatkitty 7 років тому +969

    Gon: how old are you...
    Hisoka: *DON'T ASK ABOUT MY AGE*
    Made me laugh so hard

  • @shu8210
    @shu8210 4 роки тому +399

    "..how old are you?"
    *"DON'T ASK ABOUT MY AGE."*

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 роки тому +1

      For those that dont know:
      New-World-Review is the Go-To UA-camr when it comes to HxH.
      He is said by all to 'keep the fanbase alive',
      though that doesnt mean he's the only 1.

  • @rainyday2230
    @rainyday2230 4 роки тому +2938

    “You should get life alert” 💧👁👄👁 ⭐️

    • @glairee__4422
      @glairee__4422 4 роки тому +54

      🌟➖👄➖💧

    • @Ppstarfish
      @Ppstarfish 4 роки тому +52

      |⭐👁 👁💧|
      \ /
      \ 👄 /
      ( _____ )

    • @Ppstarfish
      @Ppstarfish 4 роки тому +8

      @sxndra goddum

    • @12dar12
      @12dar12 4 роки тому +14

      @@Ppstarfish the face im WHEEZIN😂💀

    • @Ppstarfish
      @Ppstarfish 4 роки тому +3

      @@12dar12 ahh yes

  • @marcuskorson8
    @marcuskorson8 9 років тому +3177

    Lets face it, Hisoka is the real star here.
    HE NEEDS IT!!!!

  • @candacemeadows1626
    @candacemeadows1626 8 років тому +3882

    I died when Hisoka did the line from Spongebob: "I don't need it...I don't need it...I don't need it...I especially don't need it...I don't need it...I don't need it...I NEEED IIIIIIT" especially with the little kids 😂

    • @please3232
      @please3232 8 років тому +27

      Same here

    • @alancampos6780
      @alancampos6780 8 років тому +60

      XD I lost it at the scene

    • @yukkikimourathedogboy1720
      @yukkikimourathedogboy1720 8 років тому +105

      especially with that chaotic laughXD

    • @MrSuperplop
      @MrSuperplop 7 років тому +44

      That part had me crying with laughter 😂 That laugh though OMG 😂

    • @Slayer-us9hm
      @Slayer-us9hm 7 років тому +14

      Candace Meadows hisoka expression is killing me

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 9 років тому +6810

    Did you really make a classic SpongeBob scene super creepy? If so, then that's just outstanding.

    • @10TheSheep
      @10TheSheep 9 років тому +254

      Dude you're fucking everywhere.

    • @ryushinku6877
      @ryushinku6877 9 років тому +41

      STAHP FOLLOWING ME😖!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @BlackLegion12621
      @BlackLegion12621 9 років тому +61

      I'm seeing a lot of mustached men around the internet lately.

    • @BunnyLove5763
      @BunnyLove5763 9 років тому +35

      You are like some mythical being who dwells in the comment section of every video aren't you? The mystery mustachio Jellal man. Or perhaps not Jellal? You are just some guy with a moustache.

    • @mlgwolvesmeep
      @mlgwolvesmeep 9 років тому +2

      +BunnyLove5763 wow

  • @salt8635
    @salt8635 4 роки тому +715

    5:00 HAD ME DYING OMG GONNN XD WHAT KIND OF NOISE WAS THAT??

    • @7dsin386
      @7dsin386 4 роки тому +26

      SAME LMAO

    • @paxton4601
      @paxton4601 4 роки тому +18

      I’m gonna go try and uhhh, help them out...

    • @Banananyaners
      @Banananyaners 4 роки тому +39

      “Heyyy sleeping beautyyyyy~”

    • @galacticat7144
      @galacticat7144 4 роки тому +2

      MsNever Online yeah gon and hisoka right there... real smooth

    • @gonfreecss8822
      @gonfreecss8822 4 роки тому +1

      WEEEEEEELLL-

  • @michaellatner975
    @michaellatner975 8 років тому +1503

    "Heeeeyyy sleeping beauty, looks like you've fallen and can't get up... Looks like you should get Life Alert, i never leave home without it.." "How old are you?!" "DON'T ASK ABOUT MY AGE."
    Dear god Hisoka* 0_0

    • @kaylamilian8136
      @kaylamilian8136 8 років тому +59

      I thought he aggressively said "12'S MY AGE"

    • @skythekiiler9600
      @skythekiiler9600 8 років тому +20

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 THIS WAS MY FAVORITE PART

    • @yamiyugi21
      @yamiyugi21 8 років тому +10

      yeah please make more please

    • @landpie8544
      @landpie8544 8 років тому +10

      I can't stop replaying that.

    • @KanaMetal420
      @KanaMetal420 8 років тому +4

      omg same

  • @rainbowpunch
    @rainbowpunch 8 років тому +475

    I'm still dying from Black Timmy

  • @yamiyugi21
    @yamiyugi21 8 років тому +192

    "hi I'm gon" ,"hi I'm killua" "what do you like to do for fun" "well my hobbies are killing" "is that it" oh my good

  • @kaivyl
    @kaivyl 4 роки тому +337

    “ I don’t need it...”
    “ I don’t need it...”
    “ I don’t need it...”
    “I don’t need it...”
    “ I NEED IT”

    • @user-od5wx9bq4n
      @user-od5wx9bq4n 4 роки тому +1

      Wow we watched the same video!

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 роки тому

      @Botsuraku der AfD-Wähler For those that dont know:
      New-World-Review is the Go-To UA-camr when it comes to HxH.
      He is said by all to 'keep the fanbase alive',
      though that doesnt mean he's the only 1.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 роки тому

      @Botsuraku der AfD-Wähler He's Just Best. But not the only one.

  • @aud_balez
    @aud_balez 4 роки тому +323

    3:09
    HISOKA'S LAUGH- I CANT BREATHE 😂😂

  • @thatrandomguy071
    @thatrandomguy071 10 років тому +763

    I guess you could say Hisoka's virginity is (*puts on shades*) Gon

    • @frankielollia
      @frankielollia 10 років тому +21

      XD aha that's a good one XD

    • @val-viii6670
      @val-viii6670 10 років тому +24

      YEAAAAAh(epic guitar solo)

    • @joyabi9
      @joyabi9 7 років тому +11

      Badumtsss!!😂

    • @KeiraA333
      @KeiraA333 7 років тому +5

      OH THE GLORIOUSNESS THAT IS THIS

    • @daughter-of-loki1062
      @daughter-of-loki1062 7 років тому +4

      No.
      He's not a pedophile. ★-_-💧

  • @Yaboi_levi
    @Yaboi_levi 9 років тому +1205

    Hisoka: hey sleeping beauty
    Gon: Oh no
    Hisoka: seems you fallen and can't get up you should get life alert
    Me: *dying and laughing in 3 in the morning and gets yelled at*

  • @JustJeff777
    @JustJeff777 10 років тому +605

    Gon needs an adult...

    • @Dekarowski25
      @Dekarowski25 10 років тому +195

      Hisoka is an adult...

    • @fry4guy
      @fry4guy 7 років тому +6

      Dekarowski25 no no he is not!

    • @PKmaster12
      @PKmaster12 6 років тому +22

      Hisoka: I AM AN ADULT
      Tfs reference

    • @redfalcon8062
      @redfalcon8062 5 років тому

      He will be one, once one kitty cat kills a kite

    • @GenoMurlocs69420
      @GenoMurlocs69420 5 років тому +4

      Just not Hisoka

  • @Khaleel_B
    @Khaleel_B 4 роки тому +304

    Random Child in Skyrim: "Need Something?"
    Hisoka: 3:06

  • @wooliguns
    @wooliguns 4 роки тому +88

    "MANLY Hisoka: DON'T ASK ABOUT MY AGE!!!" hahahhaha the captions though

  • @Sukafu_
    @Sukafu_ 10 років тому +482

    Many two minutes later!
    "Day 3 of the hunter exam"

    • @SeriTheRabbit
      @SeriTheRabbit 10 років тому +36

      There were a lot of _two minutes later_.

    • @Probablyabox
      @Probablyabox 10 років тому +10

      abridged means shorter

    • @Probablyabox
      @Probablyabox 10 років тому +6

      Also there were quite a few exams before this one

  • @MsKittyGoesMeow
    @MsKittyGoesMeow 9 років тому +2151

    Random Guy: Why hello there~
    Kurapika: I'm a dude!
    Random Guy: .....I know~
    I LAUGHED SO HARD I STARTED CHOKING ON SPIT!! Jesus, how did it take me so long to find this masterpiece?

    • @eon9231
      @eon9231 9 років тому +163

      MsKittyGoesMeow Think that was Hisoka xD

    • @MsKittyGoesMeow
      @MsKittyGoesMeow 9 років тому +47

      Mega Torterra Definitely was him lmfao

    • @MsKittyGoesMeow
      @MsKittyGoesMeow 9 років тому +12

      ***** I saw it when it first came out. It had it's funny moments; I think I only burst into laughter once though :)

    • @MsKittyGoesMeow
      @MsKittyGoesMeow 9 років тому +4

      ***** Nah, everything was good! But other than an occasional smile, I just didn't really *laugh* laugh. This is the only part I actually laughed at (sorry, I don't remember the exact wording lol)
      Shadis: Jean! Why can't you be like Jaegerbombastic over here!?
      Jean: [crying in French]
      Connie: OH MY GOD, JEAN! YOU SUCK!
      That part had me laughing for hours xD

    • @phyllishasamuel9376
      @phyllishasamuel9376 9 років тому +15

      The random guy was hisoka, you can tell by his voice.

  • @lonktheretard9609
    @lonktheretard9609 7 років тому +88

    4:06-4:09 Hisoka:Just the right fit..
    Gon:*Squeals and then hides in Bush*

  • @eaguilar5009
    @eaguilar5009 4 роки тому +516

    4:22 THIS ENTIRE SCENE LMAOOOOO

  • @emilyeditz-eq6tp
    @emilyeditz-eq6tp 4 роки тому +803

    Hisoka: “Oh and I heard there were some lost Boy Scouts.
    Also Hisoka: “I’m gonna go try *HELP* them”
    Me being a perv: Oh no Oh HELL NAH
    DO IT HISOKA DONT DO IT, DONT, DONT!!!!!

    • @OniraKY
      @OniraKY 4 роки тому +5

      Kakashimo_Hatake_8 o while you say that your profile pic is hisoka lol

    • @emilyeditz-eq6tp
      @emilyeditz-eq6tp 4 роки тому +5

      Monkey D. Luffy yeah lol

    • @blossommarrissa2070
      @blossommarrissa2070 4 роки тому +17

      Hisoka: are you lost babyboi
      Boiscouts:👁👄👁

    • @emilyeditz-eq6tp
      @emilyeditz-eq6tp 4 роки тому +4

      Blossom Marrissa Lol

    • @dustin202
      @dustin202 3 роки тому

      @@emilyeditz-eq6tp How’s the death loop

  • @MyNameisGon
    @MyNameisGon 7 років тому +453

    Hisoka: Well hey sleeping beauty~
    Gon: Oh god no...
    Hisoka: It seems you've fallen and can't get up! You should use LifeAlert, I never leave home without it!
    Gon: How old are you?
    Hisoka: *_DON'T ASK ABOUT MY AGE_*

    • @scorpiohearts2267
      @scorpiohearts2267 4 роки тому +5

      Correction! It’s MANLY Hisoka

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 роки тому

      @@scorpiohearts2267 For those that dont know:
      New-World-Review is the Go-To UA-camr when it comes to HxH.
      He is said by all to 'keep the fanbase alive',
      though that doesnt mean he's the only 1.

  • @RikXtreme4
    @RikXtreme4 10 років тому +360

    3:10 That's fucking terrifying...Props to whoever voiced hisoka

    • @Robertward111
      @Robertward111 9 років тому +29

      RikXtreme4 That would be Grimmjack69. The dudes insane but you should check out his other work.

    • @TheNahaw
      @TheNahaw 9 років тому +19

      I NEED IT!!!! Aaaaahahahah aaahhahah!!! I wish I was good at voice acting XD that was amazing

  • @presleypadgett5900
    @presleypadgett5900 8 років тому +334

    My new name is Black Timmy!

  • @zazie8290
    @zazie8290 4 роки тому +547

    What would you do if there was a child right in front of you
    Hisoka: 5:37

    • @mercury4753
      @mercury4753 4 роки тому +7

      I know right

    • @familyemail5854
      @familyemail5854 4 роки тому +6

      Would he really though

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 роки тому

      @Sesshomaru For those that dont know:
      New-World-Review is the Go-To UA-camr when it comes to HxH.
      He is said by all to 'keep the fanbase alive',
      though that doesnt mean he's the only 1.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 роки тому

      @Sesshomaru No Problem. I know just how 'scattered' we Fans are, if you know what i mean...

  • @gianesisgonzalez1847
    @gianesisgonzalez1847 4 роки тому +52

    Hisoka: u should get life alert
    Gon:his old are u?
    Hisoka: DONTASKABOUTMYAGE

  • @sleepychompers
    @sleepychompers 9 років тому +412

    Leorio said he's nine and a half year old. I also like the part Kuripika: "I'm a dude". Hisoka: "I know". Also I like Killua: "My hobbies are killing."

  • @davidhebbperformance
    @davidhebbperformance 8 років тому +585

    This is so accurate. Even after watching the entire show (at least what's on Netflix) I was still thinking Kurapika was a girl.

    • @dmsviola1
      @dmsviola1 8 років тому +38

      Did you miss the part where Chrollo was in a car with him and he explicitly said he wasn't a girl? :l

    • @davidhebbperformance
      @davidhebbperformance 8 років тому +71

      +LilyLaya No, but every time someone said he was a boy, I was subconsciously like "Oh, right." because I had just forgotten or something.

    • @dmsviola1
      @dmsviola1 8 років тому +1

      +David Hebb lol, that's pretty funny

    • @brandonsanchez9762
      @brandonsanchez9762 8 років тому +6

      Netflix doesnt have all the episodes

    • @ayitssyaboi1443
      @ayitssyaboi1443 8 років тому

      I started watching thus like 1 week ago and I still thought he was a girl

  • @gonfreecss3959
    @gonfreecss3959 4 роки тому +157

    "AAAAH-"
    "hey sleeping beautyy"
    "It's seems like you have fallen and you can't get up"
    Now it's time to r u n. Wait, no. You can't really run in this situation

  • @taylorm6328
    @taylorm6328 4 роки тому +299

    The Timmy joke definitely wouldn’t sit well if this had came out today 😂

    • @thewell-readnegrita4941
      @thewell-readnegrita4941 4 роки тому +80

      Lol honestly I’m black it’s hilarious 💀💀The only thing that was weird was he said Gon was white when he is asian Lmaoo

    • @taylorm6328
      @taylorm6328 4 роки тому +13

      @@thewell-readnegrita4941 yeah, that was weird tbh 😂

    • @mayathedreamgirl1357
      @mayathedreamgirl1357 4 роки тому +23

      I’m black and that was funny as hell. 😂

    • @KushKillz
      @KushKillz 4 роки тому +6

      Didnt sit right with me tbh but hisokas lust for little boys doesnt sit right with me either and hes my 2nd fave so what evs

    • @xflare2724
      @xflare2724 Рік тому +1

      @@thewell-readnegrita4941bruh, gon ain’t Asian

  • @thottydagod457
    @thottydagod457 5 років тому +80

    "Hello, little white boy" 😂😂😂

  • @soggynoodles6250
    @soggynoodles6250 8 років тому +236

    "I'm a dude!!!"
    "I know ~"

    • @citrusrazzies6408
      @citrusrazzies6408 8 років тому +3

      Lmaooo I've always thought he looked like a girl

    • @chertikinamoto
      @chertikinamoto 8 років тому

      +cashewlater oh god no

    • @ultraking312
      @ultraking312 8 років тому +3

      i allways for some reason assumed that he was a girl posing as a dude i still think that way :I

    • @the_anime_ninja2338
      @the_anime_ninja2338 8 років тому +9

      i know~
      me : I FOUND HISOKA!

    • @natman2939
      @natman2939 7 років тому +2

      The Mad King kurapika = Mulan lol

  • @xNekomadness
    @xNekomadness 9 років тому +456

    2:49 Me attempting to control myself while shopping .-.

  • @emmettdonkeydoodle6230
    @emmettdonkeydoodle6230 9 років тому +1072

    This is mostly what I thought it would be. Most abridged series point out the flaws in the show and poke fun and the logic, but in HxH there's really nothing to do that with except Hisoka being a confirmed pedophile XD
    It is funny though! I like it lol

    • @godofgamers3884
      @godofgamers3884 6 років тому +23

      Emi Other hunter x hunter has a bunch of flaws but it’s not a bad thing because everything has flaws.

    • @brettshair3151
      @brettshair3151 6 років тому +31

      The Geckomancer well, to me, he's a Powersexual

    • @brettshair3151
      @brettshair3151 6 років тому +4

      GodOfGamers such as?

    • @orekusic3584
      @orekusic3584 6 років тому +16

      Emi Other Hisoka is a potentialosexual. He gets hard on people with potential to be more powerful than him.

    • @VidelxSpopovich
      @VidelxSpopovich 6 років тому

      The Chimera Ants arc and the Greed Island arc are fucking awful.

  • @ricecakes5798
    @ricecakes5798 4 роки тому +105

    I forgot this was a parody at one point 😭

  • @akirachaossuta
    @akirachaossuta 4 роки тому +45

    Bird Man, Black Timmy and Life alert are the best things in this.

  • @nikkigin3093
    @nikkigin3093 7 років тому +247

    ''Why Hello''
    ''I'm a dude.''
    ''I know~''
    I'm doing this when i go back to school. I'm going to do it to the new kid.😂😂😂

    • @tonywii4398
      @tonywii4398 4 роки тому +5

      did u actually do it?

    • @nikkigin3093
      @nikkigin3093 4 роки тому +20

      @@tonywii4398 yeah, I got sent to principal's office 2 years😂😂😂. He's my best friend now

    • @crimsoncherrypicked5431
      @crimsoncherrypicked5431 4 роки тому +5

      Gacha NickyG, And then... Did everyone clap?

    • @nikkigin3093
      @nikkigin3093 4 роки тому +10

      @@crimsoncherrypicked5431 no but my friends laughed

    • @crimsoncherrypicked5431
      @crimsoncherrypicked5431 4 роки тому +3

      Haha, Reddit reference.

  • @benadryl8180
    @benadryl8180 8 років тому +51

    "Why hello there"
    "IM A DUDE!"
    "I know"

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 8 років тому +82

    I love how Gon gets Hisoka's tag then just stands there for a second, as if coming to the realization "fuck, I didn't think this all the way through."

  • @cityskies1792
    @cityskies1792 4 роки тому +28

    “Hello little white boy”
    Oh my god I died at that

  • @offyourhead
    @offyourhead 4 роки тому +85

    5:02
    My guy sounded like Kokichi Ouma for a hot sec-

  • @XminecraftsniperX
    @XminecraftsniperX 10 років тому +245

    Hisoka's not old, he's just a Catholic Priest. And possibly old.

    • @uzumaki403
      @uzumaki403 10 років тому +13

      in his mid 20's

    • @AFQWERTY10
      @AFQWERTY10 9 років тому +9

      XminecraftsniperX He's 28 years old

    • @uzumaki403
      @uzumaki403 9 років тому +1

      Yeah I put mid cause I forgot how old he was I just knew he was somewhere in the mid 20's or over it.

    • @elastrorey5722
      @elastrorey5722 6 років тому +8

      Jeosiwbe Is he really 28? Fuck, that makes it even creepier.

    • @osshmove9486
      @osshmove9486 5 років тому

      His is 28

  • @ShockwaveITB
    @ShockwaveITB 9 років тому +688

    Black Timmy XD XD XD

    • @Snorlax237
      @Snorlax237 8 років тому +68

      "Hey Timmy, how'd you come up with such a creative name." "And I'd say: SHUT UP, it's Black Timmy!"

    • @siunmadness5009
      @siunmadness5009 8 років тому +4

      LOL!

    • @ajtemp2000
      @ajtemp2000 6 років тому +4

      Not really

    • @Nosleep5937
      @Nosleep5937 5 років тому

      ShockwaveITB I can’t lmao 😂

    • @alectoshimihari2840
      @alectoshimihari2840 5 років тому +3

      I love that character

  • @TakoyaKyono
    @TakoyaKyono 10 років тому +35

    "My name is Gon!"
    "Well where'd your name go?"
    Lost my shit at that.

  • @user-dc3ku1ce2i
    @user-dc3ku1ce2i 4 роки тому +53

    “HELLO LITTLE WHITE BOY.”

  • @nadyahahmed9084
    @nadyahahmed9084 4 роки тому +47

    Hisoka is 27, I'm just gonna put that out there

  • @Pp.lolita.dollie
    @Pp.lolita.dollie 7 років тому +91

    Hisoka: I'm just gonna leave these here since apparently TIMMY here..
    Black Timmy: BLACK Timmy
    Hisoka: Whatever

  • @thunder9134
    @thunder9134 10 років тому +140

    I fucking love the boat lady LMAO

    • @thunder9134
      @thunder9134 10 років тому +2

      LMAO

    • @Gfious
      @Gfious 9 років тому +11

      She keeps reminding me of Neferpitou

    • @gummybear7086
      @gummybear7086 7 років тому

      Swerveruto Uzumaki ME TO

  • @zerosorigin8387
    @zerosorigin8387 9 років тому +564

    Hisoka is love, Hisoka is life. Anyone with me?

  • @KingsNerdCave
    @KingsNerdCave 5 років тому +23

    The spongebob reference for Hisoka was perfect.

  • @rainboww.9945
    @rainboww.9945 4 роки тому +18

    5:02 this is like, my new alarm clock

  • @AlvissLover1
    @AlvissLover1 10 років тому +203

    I NEED EEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Hello little white boy
    My new name is Black Timmy, Now I what you're thinking, "Timmy, how'd you come up with such an original name," and my response to that is "SHUT UP!"
    This shit is hilarious XD

  • @Realblack_m0nster
    @Realblack_m0nster 10 років тому +64

    random guy: why hello there
    Kurapika: im a dude
    random guy: I know

  • @-JohnM-
    @-JohnM- 9 років тому +124

    Timmy just like Tiffany in sao abridged

    • @snailslayerr
      @snailslayerr 9 років тому +35

      "I am known by many names.
      Mountain Slayer, Thunder lion, The Chocolate Axe. But you? You may call me
      ...
      TIFFANY"

    • @mystic0146
      @mystic0146 4 роки тому

      Yes

  • @nicholasleclerc1583
    @nicholasleclerc1583 5 років тому +8

    1:30
    “...cuz everyone thinks he’s a girl.”
    * SLAMS DESK *, *THANK YOU !!! FINALLY SOMEONE ACKNOWLEDGED IT !!!*
    *YOOH SPEEK DAH TROO-TROO !!!*

  • @dbzgotmadness
    @dbzgotmadness 4 роки тому +13

    I got whiplashed by how much they skipped and They did Hisoka dirty asf😂

  • @sirloin5951
    @sirloin5951 10 років тому +179

    The description is wrong. It says Timmy. It should be Black Timmy. Dayum krackahs.

  • @backonlazer791
    @backonlazer791 10 років тому +18

    4:52 "Oh god, I can't move and my tags are Gon"
    - Gon

  • @IridescentStarTG
    @IridescentStarTG 10 років тому +53

    That freakin SpongeBob reference was amazingly well done XD

    • @Anime3691
      @Anime3691 10 років тому

      What was it?

    • @IridescentStarTG
      @IridescentStarTG 10 років тому +2

      Anime3691 The "I don't need it...I don't need it...I NEED IT!!" scene was from an early episode of Spongebob. (When he first met Sandy I believe)

    • @Anime3691
      @Anime3691 10 років тому

      Thanks :)

  • @mcoofz6945
    @mcoofz6945 4 роки тому +6

    1:16
    “So who are you, old man?”
    *”IM 9 AND A HALF YEARS OLD THANK YOU VERY MUCH”*
    Me: wow

  • @katsukibakugo4672
    @katsukibakugo4672 4 роки тому +5

    I CAN'T GET HISOKA'S PART OUT OF MY HEAD ITS SO FUNNY CAUSE HE JUST SAID "I DON'T NEEEEED ITTTTTTTT"🤣

  • @jaylansmith3104
    @jaylansmith3104 7 років тому +44

    lady: get it hunting hunter exam get it 😄
    everyone: ........😐
    random guy: I got it 😃
    lady: SHUT Up 😠

  • @fistwizard2552
    @fistwizard2552 10 років тому +18

    was not expecting this to be to notably funny. I thought, "hey another abridged series, could be hit or miss, lets give it a go."
    and to tell you the truth,
    Hilarious. Very spot on.
    10/10 would watch again

  • @dahosb9139
    @dahosb9139 8 років тому +11

    3:18 . '"'"what a beautiful day . baka'" .BRUH . i was weak beyond belief

  • @Entrominal
    @Entrominal 4 роки тому +35

    Many hours of twisting later
    With Hisoka

    • @Entrominal
      @Entrominal 4 роки тому

      @Sheep ate goat god It's true though

    • @crescento7002
      @crescento7002 4 роки тому

      Oh.... Ohhhh..... Hell no...

  • @komachi7200
    @komachi7200 4 роки тому +15

    Owemji puck why
    You made me crack my throat
    Especially the part:
    "Why hello there!"
    "I'm a dood!"
    "I know~"
    "Except that guy, he knew he was a dood."
    "ewie---"
    Owemji why I died there ;'D

  • @Sky-gg8bs
    @Sky-gg8bs 9 років тому +27

    lmao the last scene killed me. "My name is Gon." "Oh, THEN WHERE'S YOUR NAME?!"

  • @katasoarusrex5357
    @katasoarusrex5357 9 років тому +123

    You guys should become voice actors. Especially the Hisoka.

    • @KegOfMeat
      @KegOfMeat 6 років тому

      randomfandom kiddo yeah, no.

    • @Sleepy_Aj
      @Sleepy_Aj 6 років тому

      randomfandom kiddo grimmjack thats his name

    • @trod146
      @trod146 5 років тому +1

      They are .. They voice characters. That's voice acting... you don't have to work for a company like funi to be a voice actor..

  • @pissbliss4125
    @pissbliss4125 9 років тому +18

    Gon : How old are you?
    Hisoka : DONT ASK MY AGE
    LOL I'm dying xD
    And that birdman tho xD
    And the way they fart all the time xD

  • @MoriMinsi
    @MoriMinsi 4 роки тому +4

    Hisoka: *I don't need it, I don't need it*
    -ten minutes later-
    *I N E E D I T!!!*

  • @yessirskiryan9238
    @yessirskiryan9238 5 років тому +9

    5:46 is me in my room after getting my ass whooped by my parents

  • @thelegoking6704
    @thelegoking6704 8 років тому +94

    Child molester clown best joke ever 😂 I love how they made that anime character like that 😆😂😆

    • @PKmaster12
      @PKmaster12 5 років тому

      1000 IQ r/whoooooosh

    • @Toneill029
      @Toneill029 4 роки тому

      Micah
      It’s still pedophilic since they are children.

  • @Saintjohnsdesciple
    @Saintjohnsdesciple 9 років тому +140

    The guy on the boat though

    • @Thebravekitten66
      @Thebravekitten66 9 років тому +10

      'Tis a woman my friend.

    • @theschmucksquad
      @theschmucksquad  9 років тому +1

      Thebravekitten66 Tis a man my friend

    • @Thebravekitten66
      @Thebravekitten66 9 років тому

      Wait which guy then? I see boobs, unless you're referring to the voice actor.

    • @theschmucksquad
      @theschmucksquad  9 років тому

      Which one are you talking about?

    • @Thebravekitten66
      @Thebravekitten66 9 років тому

      The orange haired boat lady. The one that's the guide.

  • @hannahPanda97
    @hannahPanda97 8 років тому +87

    Hisoka is 28

    • @dmsviola1
      @dmsviola1 8 років тому +38

      DON'T TALK ABOUT HIS AAAAAAAAGE!

    • @hannahPanda97
      @hannahPanda97 8 років тому +3

      +LilyLaya but 28 is young?

    • @dmsviola1
      @dmsviola1 8 років тому +3

      +Marishka Jaeger I know. I was just running with the joke

    • @hannahPanda97
      @hannahPanda97 8 років тому

      +LilyLaya I know ^^

    • @griffithmello9084
      @griffithmello9084 7 років тому +1

      +Sachi Kusaragi Hisoka x Machi..

  • @lindbo4545
    @lindbo4545 4 роки тому +8

    The “Oh?..” had me dying

  • @therealicequeen1013
    @therealicequeen1013 4 роки тому +982

    "my new name is black Timmy"
    *IM DEAD 😂😂😂😂*

    • @turducken1706
      @turducken1706 4 роки тому +12

      I think about this a lot

    • @leah9318
      @leah9318 4 роки тому +18

      Kinda racist..

    • @aslihorton606
      @aslihorton606 4 роки тому

      @@leah9318 IK

    • @tutsebhatu6495
      @tutsebhatu6495 4 роки тому +1

      @@leah9318 yea and with canary but ok

    • @kennalise
      @kennalise 4 роки тому +25

      @@leah9318 uh not really.. 😐 i’m literally black and thats not what racist sounds like

  • @isfet5730
    @isfet5730 2 роки тому +3

    1:25 Yoooooo it's the GREATEST BAR SINGER THAT EVER LIVED

  • @rasenkamehameha
    @rasenkamehameha 8 років тому +10

    Hisoka singing "call me maybe" got me here.

  • @temporaryalien5573
    @temporaryalien5573 10 років тому +84

    I don't need it I don't need It I specially don't need.... I NEED IT!

    • @Vexar14
      @Vexar14 10 років тому +19

      Are you talking about episode 2?

  • @diannad.3975
    @diannad.3975 9 років тому +45

    Lmaooo 'DONT ASK ABOUT MY AGE!!!'

  • @awon6518
    @awon6518 5 років тому +3

    Holy shit whoever voiced that Hisoka insane laugh, that was magnificent. Phenomenal.

  • @sophiaurfavcarcamano4188
    @sophiaurfavcarcamano4188 4 роки тому +7

    Me: mom can we watch hxh dub version?
    My mom: we have hxh dub version at home!
    The hxh dub version at home:

  • @kj.389
    @kj.389 8 років тому +8

    Hisoka:He's....He's just the right fit.
    Gon:Wazeep!

  • @aozorahaou2643
    @aozorahaou2643 8 років тому +44

    did anyone notice that Hisoka sounded just like Hollow Ichigo Eng Dub when he laughed X""D

    • @henryjohnston6452
      @henryjohnston6452 8 років тому

      I watch bleach just not dub. Takes away the original feel for me

    • @wearevenom4121
      @wearevenom4121 6 років тому

      Henry Johnston subs trash tho.

    • @nordic5628
      @nordic5628 5 років тому

      @@wearevenom4121 why do you Think that?

    • @tonywii4398
      @tonywii4398 4 роки тому

      @@nordic5628 probably doesn't like having to read the subs(a lot of ppl feel like they're taking their focus away from the show/movie when subs are on, so they lean towards dub

  • @Kameratyp
    @Kameratyp 10 років тому +15

    Duuuude pls continue! Its the best Hunter parody i ve seen so far! The gone joke killed me!

  • @user-lt7hv4uj9r
    @user-lt7hv4uj9r 4 роки тому +19

    4:04 - 4:10 I yelled “WTF”

    • @1lain
      @1lain 4 роки тому +2

      Hisoka. The only man who moans at children

  • @Nikita-hw8kf
    @Nikita-hw8kf 3 роки тому +2

    The speak of hisoka is legendary even after 7 years

  • @goodestNoodle
    @goodestNoodle 10 років тому +29

    LOL Kurapika Kurta Gon Freecs Ging Freecss
    You guys gotta see this shit.

  • @playpus
    @playpus 10 років тому +26

    OMFG...Black Timmy....
    XDDDD
    *subscribes
    Favorite part is after the credits...I was in tears!
    "But where'd your name go!?"

  • @bgill6623
    @bgill6623 10 років тому +63

    LOL SpongeBob reference, I NEED IT!!!!

  • @arcturianawakened
    @arcturianawakened 4 роки тому +4

    "What a beautiful day- *BKWAAK*
    Killed me 🤣

  • @xavy1052
    @xavy1052 4 роки тому +2

    Hisoka: *punches Gon* I will pretend I didn't hear that
    Gon: *starts crying*