I think... you're not far off. Crowley is, in his very existence, THE demon who tempts. He tempted Eve in the garden and ever since he's tempting Aziraphel. He's doing it again and again, and seeing his 'success' surely turns him on, quite a bit. But well... little does he know that he's also tempting himself XD I mean LOOK at him.
neil gaiman knew what he was doing when he had crowley conjugating the verb “smite” in front of aziraphale (the way i screamed when aziraphale said “smitten i believe” like yeah you are!!!!)
0:37 I’m so so sure that this is not the first time Crowley whistles to Aziraphale. My mother has a whistle for me, instead of screaming my name she whistles a particular tone, the way Aziraphale instantly reacted to a simple whistle I just know this is not the first time Crowley calls him like that instead of saying his name.
My family always used one specific whistle for everyone in our direct family, it was more of an attention getter and a summon to the whistler but the concept is quite similar.
MY DAD DOES THE SAME THING LMAO he used the whistle tune from the friendly giant, my sister and i would always drop whatever we were doing and come back. I’m 27 now if he whistled to get my attention today I’m 100% sure my instinct would be to holler back COMING and hurry over lmao
It’s already so suggestive but the way he said it made it so much more so 🤣 dude read that in the script and said well I’m making that as filthy as I can get away with.
@@ArianaCapraro100% 😂😂 before that scene i was like im sure the two are just in love, angels and demons are sexless so they def havent knocked some boots yet. Then after that i was so confused and changed my mind 😂😂😂
Could I add one more? In the bible, someone having sexual relations with another is referred to 'knowing' them or having 'knew' them. For example, in Genisis 4:1 "And Adam knew Eve his wife, and she conceived". Another example is when the Angels were sent to Lots home in Sodom to save his family from the destruction of the city, an angry mob surrounded Lots house and demanded they give up the angels so that they may know them. When Nina confronts Crowley and asks him how long he and Azira have been together, Crowley says that it's not like that and Azriaphale is just an angel he "knows". It's obviously not meant to refer to the biblical reference (I assume) but when I first heard it, my mind went places 😂
@@Crowley-6000years oh come on, you've seen Azi's face and heard his tone when he said "very nice". He can't be a bottom, at most they are both versatile. (I'm half joking, of course; real homosexual relationships afaik don't even follow such stereotypes, there might be sexual preferences but that's just that).
Not to mention how just before the fire Aziraphale answered "Noo" to Crowley sounding like a bull - only to have that barren ox behind him, laying on its back looking like an extension of him. That was an interesting choice for visuals haha
The ox rib flashback was absolute filth (in the best possible sense of the word), and in 1941Aziraphale really picked up the pace. That line was, as you said, STRAIGHT OUT OF A PORNO
“there must be something I can do for you. to make up for you saving me from terrible danger. SOMEthing that could possibly be considered equally generous. oh my goodness look at that, my tie has come all the way undone.”
@@Krys2k Every time one of them makes a movie the other is oblivious (Crowley) or knows it but isn't ready (Aziraphale "You go to fast for me, Crowley" Fell).
also that shot of aziraphale eating while crowley is lying down drunk vaguely reminded me of a post hookup scene where only one of them is getting dressed. needless to say, lots of tension was there
a Tumblr post I read about why Azi and Crowley would absolutely -fuck nasty- have sex describes it a post-coital scene -gay- straight out of Game of Thrones, just without the dragons 💀💀 can't say I disagree tbh
@@crunbcxhy That was a good essay. I can't remember any post-coital scenes actually in GOT (most of the sex is terrible), but I'll take the description anyway.
0:03 there is literally no other explination for this one other than Aziraphale is just... so very damn into Crowley. Like, boi, ACHING for some sort of romantically non-sexual physical contact
Crowleys face said it all when aziraphale had food for the first time, I literally can’t stop laughing what he was thinking in his head in that with that smirk I probably was like “Damn this bitch can eat!!!” 😭😂😂😂😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣
I was so hoping you would include the "aim for my mouth, shoot past my ear" line when they were on stage - but still, great video, made me laugh out loud xD
This is brilliant, I swear there was not this much sexual tension in the season 1. I was wondering why the season 2 had a little different vibe. You opened my eyes; it was not just the fluffy "old married couple mixed with not boyfriends yet, but we're almost there" energy (although that also played a huge part).
@@artikulv731good omens never was queerbaiting bc 1. Its so obvious they love each other, and one more Neil Gaiman himself said good omens is a rom-com and the love each other. Ps: sorry for my bad english
I think my favourite part about the ox scene is actually After the extreme horniness, bc Crowley doesn't leave. He's done his job (technically)! Job's life is destroyed and he's successfully tempted an angel (and/or like metaphorically took virginity of ymmv), he had no reason to stay or help Aziraphale protect Sitis and the kids. But he did anyway
(Also bc I am compelled: virginity's an idea that can be important to people, which is okay, but it doesn't have relation to anyone's value as a person I only meant it here as like 'inexperience with physical pleasure / joy',, alright thabk you have day)
@@bigjedimulletAt a guess, I'd say figs stewed in honey would probably be served with it, if not necessarily on it. The sweetness would help cover any off flavors of rancid meat, and the antimicrobial properties would help prevent illness from eating it. Sorry if that disgusts anyone, but those were the risks of eating meat in the days before refrigeration.
I've always thought of the "Very nice" accompanied by the once-over look after the apology dance as decidedly sexual. But I'd never considered the ox temptation as sexy. I'll have to rewatch with that element in mind!
0:30 michael sheen confirmed that azi putting his hand on crowley's chest was not in the script, he did that on his own. that also means that crowley looking at him afterwards was just david's reaction 🫶
“Most people who meet Aziraphale for the first time form three impressions: that he’s English, he’s intelligent and is gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide”
i will say the ox rib is only the second most "ummm should i be watching this" moment of the season. the first is crowley's "don't worry officer, i'll come quietly"
I feel like aziraphale and Crowley would've trued swex at least once, after they heard that humans did it for pleasure and not just having kids but they would take it as the bug deal that it is to us and must have done ut at least three times throughout the 6 millenniums
yes, maybe with humans though, definitely not each other, and judging by Aziraphale's lack of understanding around the "young ladies" mentioned in S2, I would say only Crowley would have explored that---they're too comfortable with how they are together, I think, to actually admit their feelings to each other (before S2 E6, of course...)
@@baileyjones7570my thoughts are the opposite. I had a feeling Aziraphale might have tried it (he was once part of a gentleman’s club in the 19th or 20th century) whereas Crowley would’ve found no interest in the act if it didn’t involve Aziraphale. That’s always how I saw it
@@milesspidey3 good point---although I have a feeling they're both actually asexual and the kiss was just Crowley desperately trying to express his romantic love. They've never really struck me as attracted to each others' bodies, just each others' personalities, which makes sense given how they're both supposed to be "sexless" ---or maybe they're demisexual, like me, which makes me happy to think about 🥰
@@baileyjones7570 yes i mostly always saw them as asexual and I still do tbh more than anything else but I was thinking that if one of them were to be experienced it would be Aziraphale rather than Crowley. I do love the idea of them being demisexual as well
i (re)watched this season with my parents, and i conveniently went to the toilet during the ox rib scene, cause no way am i gonna watch that with my parents next to me
Yes, what "plenty of use" does Crowley get out of the bookshop? (I think Aziraphale is prepping him to move in: It's our car, it's our bookshop. You stay and take care of the baby--er, Gabriel till I get back. Crowley was too fast moving those plants back out!)
Easily one of the best and funniest edit I've seen so far, now I've spat my couscous on my labtop screen just out of laughing way too many times for it to be coherent, so you take that and I thank you very much with your video, best wishes, love you.
My asexual, Jewish-mythology focused self is fully on board with the whole asexual angels angle but Neil and Michael make it so hard sometimes Like guys, how am I supposed to deal with "~we both get plenty of use out of it~" and have my mind go literally anywhere but there? The bit after the blitz where Aziraphel asks what he can do for Crowley always kills me, too. And to be clear, I love these things as much as asexual angels, but I feel like the one issue the show has with Crowley and Aziraphel's relationship is that sometimes the script can't keep up with how obvious and adorable and lovely their relationship is, which is pretty high up on the list of problems I'm happy to have. (The biggest issue I have with the finale, heartbreak aside, is the idea that they don’t know exactly what's going on and never actually talk *to* eachother, because if so, what is "you go too fast for me, Crowley," and "how about we go off on our own to Alpha Centauri" last season, and the "pretending there isn't an us" after literally anytime they're together in present day or the magic show minisode. Was he trying to say the last few years they *hadn't* been doing that before he choked up? I am not sure and refuse to check.) (Edit for grammar)😮
The ace spectrum is pretty diverse, so i‘m not bothered by some „interesting vibes“ between the two. Me and my girlfriend (we’re both asexual) also flirt in ways that could be easily misinterpreted by outsiders. But I SO agree with your point. I even felt like they didn’t have to specify their relationship or kiss because the love between them felt so natural and obvious.
You're correct, what Crowley's trying to say before getting choked up is that the last few years, they had finally stopped pretending that they weren't friends/didn't care about each other (however you choose to word it). Mostly because, due to their body-switch stunt at the end of S1, they had convinced Heaven and Hell to leave them alone. So they no longer have to worry about what their "sides" will think about their relationship. It probably could have been put a little clearer, but poor Crowley was getting pretty emotional by that point. I'd love to know exactly what he was going to say next, though: "And I would like to spend... the rest of eternity with you" is my guess.
Yes, he was saying that the last few years they hadn't been pretending so much. But they still hadn't flat-out had the talk about what this means and what they want to do now that they don't work for Heaven and Hell and pretty much all the demons and angels know they have some kind of a close relationship partnership, even if they don't know what it is. Now they don't have to hide it as if they're each other's bits on the side, but they are so used to hiding, they don't know how to move into a different level.
@HuntingViolets That is true, and I can see that (increasingly as I think about it.) There's just something I've been having trouble articulating that doesn't sit right, and I think it just comes down to that one scene with Crowley being told about it by Maggie and Nina, where I feel like it is implied that this is something the two of them have never consciously acknowledged before, particularly with Crowley's responses (though this may partly be just his lingering concern about acknowledging it to other people/desire for privacy.) Honestly, I think I would be fine with the whole thing if it weren't for that one scene. I originally thought when Crowley talked about "us time" that this is what he wanted to talk about, because it seemed like what happened with Beelzebub and Gabriel got to them both (especially Aziraphel, given his reasons for keeping himself and Crowley a little bit apart). And maybe if it was Aziraphel they Maggie and Nina were talking to it would sit a bit better, but it seemed like we were supposed to think that this was something Crowley had not only never consciously wanted to talk about, but had never realized there was something *to* talk about, just feels unnecessary and out of joint to me. (Edited for readability)
No because watching the ox rib scene feels so much like being stuck in a room with two people who are absolutely going at it, I feel like they need privacy
When Crowley drinks his coffee, I can't be the only one to note, "Ah, no gag reflex." As for Aziraphale's face at 0:40; pure adoration, sheer need. He's dreaming of breakfast at the Ritz.
Crowley being a "6000 year old turbo-virgin" is TOO accurate
I‘m crying🤣🤣
Crowley is Kenough 😂
I scream laughed 😂
@@ProfessorSassypants Aziraphale is having the best day ever! Crowley is only having a good day when Aziraphale is looking at him :(
so’s Azi
“Angels are sexless unless they really want to make an effort” he wants to make an effort
He’s been making an effort since before time. 🥰
"sexless" means genderless here, not asexual
@@fnin oh sorry didn’t realise that thx
@@zoop9339 Either way, he's making the effort.
@@fnin pretty sure it means they have no genitals
Crowley fr just likes _watching_ Aziraphale do anything
I mean same tbh
Me and Crowley both
BRO OUTRIGHT ASKING "CAN I WATCH??? 👀👀👀" HES SO NOSY I LOVE HIM
Me too. 😂
And the opposite is true as well
Aziraphale's voice and expression when he says "very nice" after the apology dance never fails to do things to me.
Michael Sheen is just… I swear
RIGHT?! I swear to God he was so dom in that scene xD
It's giving Bill Matsters " I need to reacquaint myself with your body" vibes
Literally my first thought was “he’s definitely said that in intimate scenarios”
MICHEAL
After the ox rib scene I am literally convinced Crowley has a fetish for watching Aziraphale eat because WHAT THE HELL WAS ALL THAT
In the first episode of s1, when they go get lunch at the Ritz, Crowley is VERY intently watching Aziraphale eat so you might be right lmao
That’s what I’m saying!!!!!!😅
i mean that IS literally canon. he is always watching him... consume things.
You learn that pretty quick if you read some of the fanfiction out there.
I think... you're not far off. Crowley is, in his very existence, THE demon who tempts. He tempted Eve in the garden and ever since he's tempting Aziraphel. He's doing it again and again, and seeing his 'success' surely turns him on, quite a bit.
But well... little does he know that he's also tempting himself XD I mean LOOK at him.
Shax: “You don’t seem his type at all”
Subtitles: “You haven’t seen me eat an ox”
Had me BAWLING
That eyebrow raise is doing a lot of work.
LMAO
The ox rib scene does indeed make me feel like I shouldn't be watching it.
He didn’t know he was starving
Yeah when I first watched that scene I was sooooo
Thrown off of the look that Crowley gave i was like screaming in my pillow
@@SSMp315 Hi Song! We read the same tumblr posts, I see.
@@cawareyoudoin7379 Same story, I presume (you mean that one 'imagine what a kiss has done to him'? 🥲🤌)
@@evusnavrotskis Yup.
"How do I tell him I'm a 6000 year old turbovirgin and still sound cool"
I CANT BREATHE OH MY GOD
The way Crowley's voice drops like 7 octaves on "whiskey for me" is incredible, baby is not macho but he tries SO HARD to assert dominance
yes omg, he's so jealous.😂
lol
That "hello" sounded like "get away from my angel" 😂
@@SophisticatedLunatic no
@@vintress no
neil gaiman knew what he was doing when he had crowley conjugating the verb “smite” in front of aziraphale (the way i screamed when aziraphale said “smitten i believe” like yeah you are!!!!)
That was adorable and then when he said you’re being silly 🥰
But then his whole voice just deepens when he said, "your being silly" and I have to say, his voice was just so fond and so real, ohmygod
ok
Bro I LOVED that 😭
“you’re being 𝓼𝓲𝓵𝓵𝔂” the way he SAYS it tho is just…. bro????
0:37 I’m so so sure that this is not the first time Crowley whistles to Aziraphale.
My mother has a whistle for me, instead of screaming my name she whistles a particular tone, the way Aziraphale instantly reacted to a simple whistle I just know this is not the first time Crowley calls him like that instead of saying his name.
My family always used one specific whistle for everyone in our direct family, it was more of an attention getter and a summon to the whistler but the concept is quite similar.
@@ahau9799 cool, like the Sound of Music
MY DAD DOES THE SAME THING LMAO he used the whistle tune from the friendly giant, my sister and i would always drop whatever we were doing and come back. I’m 27 now if he whistled to get my attention today I’m 100% sure my instinct would be to holler back COMING and hurry over lmao
I feel like every mother has their own unique whistle for their children now
@@NatAsh14 Haha, basically! My dad was in the military too 🤣
"We both get plenty of use out of it" WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY THAT
I’m so glad someone pointed that out I was so surprised of how flirty he could be lol
It’s already so suggestive but the way he said it made it so much more so 🤣 dude read that in the script and said well I’m making that as filthy as I can get away with.
@@ArianaCapraro100% 😂😂 before that scene i was like im sure the two are just in love, angels and demons are sexless so they def havent knocked some boots yet. Then after that i was so confused and changed my mind 😂😂😂
I know
@@ArianaCaprarolol
Wished this included the "naked friend" scene. Crowley's "pardon me?" face was priceless.
Oh, and the "you go too fast for me"... C'MON, it's been 6,000 years. Can we get these two in a picnic already?
Could I add one more? In the bible, someone having sexual relations with another is referred to 'knowing' them or having 'knew' them. For example, in Genisis 4:1 "And Adam knew Eve his wife, and she conceived". Another example is when the Angels were sent to Lots home in Sodom to save his family from the destruction of the city, an angry mob surrounded Lots house and demanded they give up the angels so that they may know them.
When Nina confronts Crowley and asks him how long he and Azira have been together, Crowley says that it's not like that and Azriaphale is just an angel he "knows". It's obviously not meant to refer to the biblical reference (I assume) but when I first heard it, my mind went places 😂
@@Crowley-6000years oh come on, you've seen Azi's face and heard his tone when he said "very nice". He can't be a bottom, at most they are both versatile. (I'm half joking, of course; real homosexual relationships afaik don't even follow such stereotypes, there might be sexual preferences but that's just that).
Let us all not forget, he's just enough of a bastard to be worth *knowing*, which was changed from "liking" in the book, iirc 😅
@@Miroslava_Ivanova I can't believe I've never picked up on that! Now that "plenty of use out of the bookshop" line is starting to make sense! 🤣
oh, you KNOW gaiman had fun with the double meaning.
He did say "know" rather oddly like he just realized what he was saying, so maybe...
Crowley asking "Can I WATCH?" loudly and in public had me on the floor omg 👀😏
yes
✨I’LL caTCH the bullet✨ he says, twerking away off stage
i always skip the ox scene. letting them have their moment with at least a bit of privacy lmao
😂
Actual out-loud lol
LMAO😂
😭😭😭😭
0:33 I love that when Aziraphale hears him whistle he IMMEDIATELY looks for him as if he's used to Crowley whistling for him💀
Conditioned wink wonk 😉
Also, may I add, when Aziraphale used his deep voice to correct Furfur of his name. You can't tell Crowley didn't like that.😏
Yesssss I always think why no one talk about it😭💗 dat deeep coldly voice tho
I WAS SEEING IF ANYONE COMMENTED THAT
Can someone do a video of this moment ? Omg that would be awesome 😮
Which episode? What time? Pls
@@emilytylova3795 Season 2 episode 4, time stamp 33:01-33:12👌 you’re welcome
"you haven't seen me eat an ox rib" TOOK ME OUT. HELLO?? HELP
same here
Seconded!
not even an ox rib. an entire ox
Not to mention how just before the fire Aziraphale answered "Noo" to Crowley sounding like a bull - only to have that barren ox behind him, laying on its back looking like an extension of him. That was an interesting choice for visuals haha
I WAS CRYING THROUGH THE REST OF THE VIDEO AFTER THAT ONE
The ox scene had such hugh sexual energy FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. I was watching on the tv and felt so embarassed.
it was literally a “i shouldn’t be witnessing this this is private” moment even moreso than actual sex scenes 😭😭😭
"Wish he'd let ME have it" IM SCREAMING
michael sheen wanted to jump on david tennant like. 99% percent of their scenes together. thank you michael
I mean,can you blame him? 😂
I mean, let's thank him 😂
The ox rib flashback was absolute filth (in the best possible sense of the word), and in 1941Aziraphale really picked up the pace. That line was, as you said, STRAIGHT OUT OF A PORNO
“there must be something I can do for you. to make up for you saving me from terrible danger. SOMEthing that could possibly be considered equally generous. oh my goodness look at that, my tie has come all the way undone.”
And he’s definitely looking straight at Crowley’s lips when he says it
@@Krys2k Every time one of them makes a movie the other is oblivious (Crowley) or knows it but isn't ready (Aziraphale "You go to fast for me, Crowley" Fell).
0:48 "dialogue lifted straight from a porno" the way I fucking HOWLED at this scene holy shit. Aziraphale really was like, soooo no road head? :(
Can't believe Crowley would waste that chance like that 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How could Crowley miss such a golden opportunity is beyond me 😂
the face he makes when he eats the ox i can't deal with it
"here we see how the snake asserts itself when its mate is approached by another" you are brilliant
also that shot of aziraphale eating while crowley is lying down drunk vaguely reminded me of a post hookup scene where only one of them is getting dressed. needless to say, lots of tension was there
YES😂
a Tumblr post I read about why Azi and Crowley would absolutely -fuck nasty- have sex describes it a post-coital scene -gay- straight out of Game of Thrones, just without the dragons 💀💀 can't say I disagree tbh
oh
@@crunbcxhy That was a good essay. I can't remember any post-coital scenes actually in GOT (most of the sex is terrible), but I'll take the description anyway.
0:03 there is literally no other explination for this one other than Aziraphale is just... so very damn into Crowley. Like, boi, ACHING for some sort of romantically non-sexual physical contact
... Or he's glancing at the car keys.
yes
He is so fvcking touch starved. Like you can tell.
Non-sexual? He's horny as fuck. By definition that's sexual.
Michael Sheen was having FUN this season
Crowleys face said it all when aziraphale had food for the first time, I literally can’t stop laughing what he was thinking in his head in that with that smirk I probably was like
“Damn this bitch can eat!!!” 😭😂😂😂😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣
the temptation scene was charged with way too much energy i swear, i agree that it felt like something private 😂
I have NEVER in my life seen someone so down bad for it as Aziraphale is in that first clip.
The best example of this is actually in season one, in the first episode, where Crowley is watching Aziraphale eat at the Ritz…
I was so hoping you would include the "aim for my mouth, shoot past my ear" line when they were on stage - but still, great video, made me laugh out loud xD
omg now I have to rewatch it
LMAOOO
Oh my God Christ
Yes! I rewatched that bit several times and each time I had to cackle-scream into my hands. Michael Sheen knows EXACTY what he's doing 😂
@@kristinaschmitt8298for real thought I was the only one noticing it 🤣
This is brilliant, I swear there was not this much sexual tension in the season 1. I was wondering why the season 2 had a little different vibe. You opened my eyes; it was not just the fluffy "old married couple mixed with not boyfriends yet, but we're almost there" energy (although that also played a huge part).
And that’s not to say that season 1 didn’t have a lot of sexual tension, it had so much I wasn’t sure if it was queerbait or just plain gay 😂
@@artikulv731good omens never was queerbaiting bc 1. Its so obvious they love each other, and one more Neil Gaiman himself said good omens is a rom-com and the love each other.
Ps: sorry for my bad english
Nahhh. Season 2 wasn't that sexual (except the ox rib scene) This video just took a lot of things out of context (and made it really funny)
1:59 'you haven't seen me eat an ox' HAHAHA
"Turbovirgin" had me screaming. Great job!
"I'm a sex machine ready to reload..." 🎶
Where was that?
Plot twist: Ox rib scene wasn't meant to be sexual David Tennant is just extremely sexy
So is Sheen
the way azi says "you're being _silly_", kills me every time
I feel you I don't know if it was intentional but it sounded so fond and he looked so cute when he said that
This edit has made me study Zira's subtle background reactions for the first time and i can't stop watching😂😂Sheendawg acted the FUQ out this
OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT DIRTY IN THE "PLENTY OF USE" SCENE! 😭😭😭
I think my favourite part about the ox scene is actually After the extreme horniness, bc Crowley doesn't leave. He's done his job (technically)! Job's life is destroyed and he's successfully tempted an angel (and/or like metaphorically took virginity of ymmv), he had no reason to stay or help Aziraphale protect Sitis and the kids. But he did anyway
(Also bc I am compelled: virginity's an idea that can be important to people, which is okay, but it doesn't have relation to anyone's value as a person
I only meant it here as like 'inexperience with physical pleasure / joy',, alright thabk you have day)
2:00 that face is saying "i'm his ONLY type"
"Bitch, I invented his type."
2:08 THAT LAUGH GIVES ME LIFE
I have been laughing about "a level of derangement inaccessible to mere mortals" for five minutes now
All completely correct and factual. Well done, full marks.
I do kinda really wish crowley tempted aziraphale with honey or something instead which would explain his love for sweets in the modern day
I hope you know I’ll be coming back to this comment later with research about whether roast ox was served with a sweet sauce/glaze in biblical times
Please do @@bigjedimullet
Easily explain, they didn’t have refined sugar then
help I am literally working on a fic about this
@@bigjedimulletAt a guess, I'd say figs stewed in honey would probably be served with it, if not necessarily on it. The sweetness would help cover any off flavors of rancid meat, and the antimicrobial properties would help prevent illness from eating it. Sorry if that disgusts anyone, but those were the risks of eating meat in the days before refrigeration.
To quote season 1: "I've never eaten an oyster." - "Well, let me tempt you." xD
I hope they went to that oyster restaurant and Crowley ate for once.
1:01 THANK YOU FOR INCLUDING THIS SCENE PEOPLE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT IT ENOUGH
And may I remind everyone of Crowley’s silky whisper « Nobody has to know… » in the Globe Theater (S1)? I was like: « SIR(?!), refrain yourself! »
I've always thought of the "Very nice" accompanied by the once-over look after the apology dance as decidedly sexual. But I'd never considered the ox temptation as sexy. I'll have to rewatch with that element in mind!
0:30 michael sheen confirmed that azi putting his hand on crowley's chest was not in the script, he did that on his own. that also means that crowley looking at him afterwards was just david's reaction 🫶
This 👉 0:52 👈 right here is peak comedy 😂
I swear to God I can hear HER narrating this as a national geographic documentary on heavenly wildlife.
LMAO I HEAR IT NOW, TOO
++
the absolutely insane accuracy in all of the commentary ESPECIALLY the ox ribs scene (and the phrase "turbovirgin") is incredible
‘You don’t seem his type at all’ - ‘you haven’t seen me eat ox’🤣🤣
The whole ox meat but where Aziraphale finally caves does absolutely feel like I should leave the room 😂
one of the few shows with both explicit and implicit gay moments ❤
THEYRE SO FULL OF *YEARNING* AND *LONGING*
THE PINING
The freaking eyebrow raise after Shax says Aziraphale wouldn't be Crowley's type.
I almost howled when seeing that the first time.
0:12 Aziraphale is trying so hard not to look down at Crowley's lips please kiss already
“Most people who meet Aziraphale for the first time form three impressions: that he’s English, he’s intelligent and is gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide”
Sheen did this so well
i will say the ox rib is only the second most "ummm should i be watching this" moment of the season. the first is crowley's "don't worry officer, i'll come quietly"
"You haven't seen me eat an ox" is sending me
Fantastic edit! I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought those scenes to have an unexpected sexual undertone 😂
1:22 cAn I wATcH
THE BOYFRIENDISM?? OML?
I feel like aziraphale and Crowley would've trued swex at least once, after they heard that humans did it for pleasure and not just having kids but they would take it as the bug deal that it is to us and must have done ut at least three times throughout the 6 millenniums
yes, maybe with humans though, definitely not each other, and judging by Aziraphale's lack of understanding around the "young ladies" mentioned in S2, I would say only Crowley would have explored that---they're too comfortable with how they are together, I think, to actually admit their feelings to each other (before S2 E6, of course...)
@@baileyjones7570 I feel like even with after e6 there are so many things that need to be said out loud.
@@baileyjones7570my thoughts are the opposite. I had a feeling Aziraphale might have tried it (he was once part of a gentleman’s club in the 19th or 20th century) whereas Crowley would’ve found no interest in the act if it didn’t involve Aziraphale. That’s always how I saw it
@@milesspidey3 good point---although I have a feeling they're both actually asexual and the kiss was just Crowley desperately trying to express his romantic love. They've never really struck me as attracted to each others' bodies, just each others' personalities, which makes sense given how they're both supposed to be "sexless" ---or maybe they're demisexual, like me, which makes me happy to think about 🥰
@@baileyjones7570 yes i mostly always saw them as asexual and I still do tbh more than anything else but I was thinking that if one of them were to be experienced it would be Aziraphale rather than Crowley. I do love the idea of them being demisexual as well
Aziraphale eating for the first time as Crowley watches makes me feel just as awkward when a adult scene comes on with my parents in the room. 😅
When he looks him in the eyes and says "I WANT TO." Yeahhhhh, i bet you do!
🤣 oh my! (Fans self) when you put ‘em all together like that it turns up the heat, yes?!😎💕
1:31 *David Tennant your son is *RIGHT THERE*
0:06 wow, so good! I hadn't caught this expression / innuendo on Crowley's"I want to". Thank you for including it!! Would love a part 2.
I just saw part of the thumbnail and thought "bildad the shuhite?" but now I've read the title help-
The little chest stroke in the pub is my favourite
Absolutely. It's both sensual and sultry, suggestive and sensuous without being scurrilous or scandalous, just a sign of slightly saucy solicitude.
@@letolethe3344appreciate the alliteration!
them just roleplaying all the time is UGHHH
The fact that Michael said placing his hand on Crowley's chest in the bar scene was improvised-
i (re)watched this season with my parents, and i conveniently went to the toilet during the ox rib scene, cause no way am i gonna watch that with my parents next to me
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Was watching GO with my ten year old brother, so glad that he’s seen worse and doesn’t mind the sexual tension
He finds it amusing
okay i’m on my knees and begging you to make more of this. I have literally watched this video TOO MANY TIMES
On your knees you say? Begging? Say......more.
this is the funniest commentary I've seen on here yet I'm dying
Oh my god "you haven't seen me eat an ox" made me crease
„you haven‘t seen me eat an ox“ absolutely took me out
The "you don't seem his type at all," and 'You haven't seen me eat an ox' kills me! 🤣😂😄😂
FR WHY WAS THE OX RIB SCENE LIKE THAT I ALWAYS FEEL THE NEED TO SKIP IT CAUSE LIKE... DO YALL NEED A MOMENT ALONE???
I normally am a little annoyed by the lil captions on these kinds of videos but these had me wheezing
“you haven’t seen me eat an ox rib” stopp
"Don't hesitate to ask me any question about love" I love the way he says that I'd probably be like Aziraphale
00:53 I mean, the way he put his hand in the pocket pointing at his cr0tch must be some territorial sh1t right?
Yes, what "plenty of use" does Crowley get out of the bookshop? (I think Aziraphale is prepping him to move in: It's our car, it's our bookshop. You stay and take care of the baby--er, Gabriel till I get back. Crowley was too fast moving those plants back out!)
I thought it was just me who thought the ox scene was weirdly sexual
NOPE, I HAD TO WALK OUT OF THE ROOM WHEN I FIRST WATCHED THAT. I FELT LIKE I HAD WALKED IN ON SOMETHING 😭
Easily one of the best and funniest edit I've seen so far, now I've spat my couscous on my labtop screen just out of laughing way too many times for it to be coherent, so you take that and I thank you very much with your video, best wishes, love you.
Considering how Aziraphale reacted to the kiss scene I really feel like I should leave the room when Aziraphale ate those ox ribs
My asexual, Jewish-mythology focused self is fully on board with the whole asexual angels angle but Neil and Michael make it so hard sometimes
Like guys, how am I supposed to deal with "~we both get plenty of use out of it~" and have my mind go literally anywhere but there?
The bit after the blitz where Aziraphel asks what he can do for Crowley always kills me, too.
And to be clear, I love these things as much as asexual angels, but I feel like the one issue the show has with Crowley and Aziraphel's relationship is that sometimes the script can't keep up with how obvious and adorable and lovely their relationship is, which is pretty high up on the list of problems I'm happy to have.
(The biggest issue I have with the finale, heartbreak aside, is the idea that they don’t know exactly what's going on and never actually talk *to* eachother, because if so, what is "you go too fast for me, Crowley," and "how about we go off on our own to Alpha Centauri" last season, and the "pretending there isn't an us" after literally anytime they're together in present day or the magic show minisode. Was he trying to say the last few years they *hadn't* been doing that before he choked up? I am not sure and refuse to check.)
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The ace spectrum is pretty diverse, so i‘m not bothered by some „interesting vibes“ between the two. Me and my girlfriend (we’re both asexual) also flirt in ways that could be easily misinterpreted by outsiders. But I SO agree with your point. I even felt like they didn’t have to specify their relationship or kiss because the love between them felt so natural and obvious.
You're correct, what Crowley's trying to say before getting choked up is that the last few years, they had finally stopped pretending that they weren't friends/didn't care about each other (however you choose to word it). Mostly because, due to their body-switch stunt at the end of S1, they had convinced Heaven and Hell to leave them alone. So they no longer have to worry about what their "sides" will think about their relationship. It probably could have been put a little clearer, but poor Crowley was getting pretty emotional by that point.
I'd love to know exactly what he was going to say next, though: "And I would like to spend... the rest of eternity with you" is my guess.
ok
Yes, he was saying that the last few years they hadn't been pretending so much. But they still hadn't flat-out had the talk about what this means and what they want to do now that they don't work for Heaven and Hell and pretty much all the demons and angels know they have some kind of a close relationship partnership, even if they don't know what it is. Now they don't have to hide it as if they're each other's bits on the side, but they are so used to hiding, they don't know how to move into a different level.
@HuntingViolets That is true, and I can see that (increasingly as I think about it.) There's just something I've been having trouble articulating that doesn't sit right, and I think it just comes down to that one scene with Crowley being told about it by Maggie and Nina, where I feel like it is implied that this is something the two of them have never consciously acknowledged before, particularly with Crowley's responses (though this may partly be just his lingering concern about acknowledging it to other people/desire for privacy.)
Honestly, I think I would be fine with the whole thing if it weren't for that one scene. I originally thought when Crowley talked about "us time" that this is what he wanted to talk about, because it seemed like what happened with Beelzebub and Gabriel got to them both (especially Aziraphel, given his reasons for keeping himself and Crowley a little bit apart). And maybe if it was Aziraphel they Maggie and Nina were talking to it would sit a bit better, but it seemed like we were supposed to think that this was something Crowley had not only never consciously wanted to talk about, but had never realized there was something *to* talk about, just feels unnecessary and out of joint to me.
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"What have you done plenty of times" is a question we ALL ask and I am glad it's been put into words! :D
Okay genius editing. How did you make them 6000x gayer and more hilarious. Brilliant, I beg you do more
No because watching the ox rib scene feels so much like being stuck in a room with two people who are absolutely going at it, I feel like they need privacy
"you haven't seen me eat an ox" ok, this is my new favorite video now
1:53 when I cook for my friends and they like it
love that last one. I just posted one last week of Crowley being "jealous". He sooo wants to touch Aziraphale!
1:40 FINALLY SOMEONE IS ADDRESS THE VERY SUS IMPLICATIONS OF THE LINE
2:02 “you haven’t seen me eat an ox” PLEASEEEE 😂😭
When Crowley drinks his coffee, I can't be the only one to note, "Ah, no gag reflex."
As for Aziraphale's face at 0:40; pure adoration, sheer need. He's dreaming of breakfast at the Ritz.
BRO WHY DOES HE GULP LIKE THAT DEAR GOD