Cody! If there's mold growing in your home, you need to deal with that - immediately! Especially if Kelsey is pregnant. Being anywhere near that mold will be extremely harmful for all 3 of you.
Describing the brazilian wandering spider as "a spider that can cause long, painful erections" is insane considering the bite can also literally end your life
Fun fact. Lil texas produces Uptempo hardcore. A sub genre of hardcore (aka gabber) thats more on the extreme side of the genre. Hardcore (gabber) has been around since 1993 and has birthed a dozen of sub genres, hardstyle being one of them. To this day "hard dance" is huge over in the Netherlands being home to festivals like Defqon.1, Decibel, and the infmaous party called thunderdome. Tons of different styles in hard dance, do some digging around you may just find your bread an butter!
one of the reasons i love community college so much is all the diff kinds of people there. my best friends in class be a 60 year old w grown children and a 15 year old doing dual enrollment 😭 it’s way chiller than traditional schools
It's so funny that cody just now finds out about gabber/hardcore a genre that has been going on since 1992/93. Although with lil texas, he's more of a speedcore producer a better example would be someone like Paul Elstak post 1997, Noize suppressor, or even Angerfist.
NOOOO FUCKING WAY I CANNOT BELIEVE JUST TAT EM DID WALKMAN SHSJDHSJDHDJK that is so fucking cool. Noel's expression when he realizes what he just said was so fucking funny
Congratulations, Cody!! 🎊 👏 💐 🥳 🎊 If anyone is meant to be great parents it's you and Kelsey. I'm so happy for you. Just remember your there to help and guide a brand new person their journey. Love them for who they are and not who you hope they will become. Teach them honesty and fairness, they can't always win, just like you can't always lose. Their worth is not based on what they have but what they do. Good luck to all 3 of you. Especially in today's world.
By the way, the guy Noel was talking about is probably an employee of the San Fransisco 49ers investment branch who invested in Leeds United recently. Could’ve also been Russel Westbrook I guess since he is a co-investor
Woooow already dropping the kid codes lmao. Your gonna be a great Dad Cody. I've been watching you with my brother (Also named Cody) for years and now your having a kid! Congrats man!!!
If anyone is wondering who the team owner is, my best guess is Jed York. He’s the CEO of the San Francisco 49ers (his mom owns the team), this is probably how he knows Tom Brady. He is also a board member at Leeds United, who lost 1-0 to Birmingham City recently, and Tom Brady just bought a stake in Birmingham City.
Hardstyle is not really a young person thing, it’s more like a European/South American thing tbh lol that Lil Texas sound has been a thing for a long time
The guy who name dropped brady was Jed York, he’s the heir to the 49ers, made CEO of the team by his parents and they also own Leeds United who got relegated out of the Premier League last year.
In my junior orbital mechanics class there was this dude who was like 70’s, we had to use MATLAB to numerically solve orbits, he didn’t know how to use the computer and the school had to exempt him from those assignments 🙃
Lil texas is the same age as them, if it's to fast its not for you. 2013 lil texas has sure grown alot then I remember. The dude is ripped, I also don't remember that about him.
Remember though, Drake starts beef to draw attention ALL THE TIME. Fake beef with Kanye, Sza, faking that he fucked Kim K, Pusha T beef, like all the time
Patiently waiting for the episode when Cody and Noel are roasting their kids together
"your kid can't even count to 30 shut the hell up"
"your kid can't even go 70 and drop down to 20 on my indoor track"
"Your kid can't even do a handstand on a surfboard like mine"
I don’t think we’ll be getting that episode anymore
Cody the type of guy to be a dad
Noel definitely the typa guy to be a uncle
he crazy for that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
So true
he was born to be a dad
freaky ah mf
Noel is gonna be the best and worst uncle
So when Cody says he’s having a kid, does that mean he’s pregnant or Noel‘s pregnant?
Yes
Absolutely
They are adopting but it takes 5-10 business days to arrive
Kelsey is pregnant
@igor4305 😂😂 this got an audible laugh from me, thank you lol
Kelsey is so kind to be a surrogate for Noel and Cody 🥹🩵
Jk, so happy for Kelsey and Cody they’re gonna be great parents congrats to them 🫶🏽
Cant wait for this kid to be 6'9"
Noel’s visibly so happy for Cody becoming a dad and it’s so cute
Gay
@@jackmiller5453sugar gay
nah i don’t see it
Ah, parasocial today are we?
Cody’s kid watching these when he gets older is gonna be gold
That's cringe: dad edition
@@Yasmine-jx3jo genius
I could cry
For Kelsey’s sake I hope the birth is frictionless!
Chicago cop slide type birth
@@CuanZBoston
😂😂😂
*Cody* gonna be *the father of all time* 💯
Pewds already is. The Spot is taken haha
@@nalaa9618no
One of the fathers of all time
Cody gonna be the father all of the time
Cody the FOAT
Cody should probably kick the crippling coke addiction before taking on raising a child
real talk mane
wait he really has a coke addiction?
@@limbolulyes and it’s crippling. He can’t stay off the booger sugar 😔
@@ayyylmao5978huh.. poor guy I hope he gets better
it's been so long, I hope he lay off that shit and now he's having a child with noel! damn 😔
Cody! If there's mold growing in your home, you need to deal with that - immediately! Especially if Kelsey is pregnant. Being anywhere near that mold will be extremely harmful for all 3 of you.
@dinkleberg2871 dude why are u so pissed😭 she just left a nice sincere comment and u went off on her for what
@dinkleberg2871DINKLEBERRRRRG 😠
@dinkleberg2871 they were explaining the severity of it, untuck your wedgie and relax
Oh no here begins the parenting judgement
@@djentloverthats not what this is lmao
Can’t believe they made uncle Nole really happen
You guys talking NBA was the most out of pocket thing the podcast has done
did he actually have an OKC thunder themed wedding?
"I butt fuck you"
GUYS WE WANNA THANK THE SPONSOR OF TODAY'S PODCAST, NBA2K
@@404ever The wife would only let me go as far as having OKC Thunder cuff links. Nothing else.
Thunder 2025 Champs
@@Ryan-ck6xm cody messing up the pronunciation of shai was the highlight of my week lmao
Definitely upset about there not being a "Cody's Favourite Tik-Toker" segment in this weeks episode
Noel looks like the kinda guy to have Cody’s kid call him uncle null
It's definitely a serious problem when you go from your shower to stepping into the mushroom kingdom.
Describing the brazilian wandering spider as "a spider that can cause long, painful erections" is insane considering the bite can also literally end your life
Don’t let your wife stop you from finding your boyfriend ❤
(Real talk though AAH congrats on the baby, Cody and Kelsey 😭😭)
lesgoooooo first episode after i've entered university... watching this in my dorm rn shit feels surreal AND congrats cody n kelsey!!!!
congrats on your first day & new environment :) it ll be an amazing journey 🥳☀️
Good luck with your college journey! ✌🏼💖
Cody’s the kinda guy to say “it’s messed up” after you make a joke about your kid.
I spent four years trying to figure out what unsettled me about Noel's face and now I finally got it, he got hare eyes
so are those hunter or prey eyes
@@alsity1 neither. It's a third, secret thing
what the fuck you’re right
Is Cody growing a mini MULLET!? Dope father move
First Pat now Cody? All my favourite Canadians are getting sequels
Woah hey another patstaresat fan in the wild? I feel like a long winded traveler seeing someone for the first time in decades
Fun fact. Lil texas produces Uptempo hardcore. A sub genre of hardcore (aka gabber) thats more on the extreme side of the genre. Hardcore (gabber) has been around since 1993 and has birthed a dozen of sub genres, hardstyle being one of them. To this day "hard dance" is huge over in the Netherlands being home to festivals like Defqon.1, Decibel, and the infmaous party called thunderdome. Tons of different styles in hard dance, do some digging around you may just find your bread an butter!
one of the reasons i love community college so much is all the diff kinds of people there. my best friends in class be a 60 year old w grown children and a 15 year old doing dual enrollment 😭 it’s way chiller than traditional schools
and the 15yo is somehow way smarter than every grown adult in class 😭
cody finding lil texas is the funniest shit to me lmfao
Take him to Defqon lol
THEY’RE GONNA DO AN ESCAPE ROOM?!! can’t wait
I can't believe I scrolled this far to find someone else excited about this!!!! Ahhh!!!!
Man, Cody having a child while having struggles with coccaine. I just hope he pulls himself together for Kelsey and the baby
they should take an EMT course and get certified just for fun
Fun fact: I’m a stripper and tonight one of my customers was the guy that created the whispersync for kindle 😂
rawstyle gang up, lil texas is amazing
It's so funny that cody just now finds out about gabber/hardcore a genre that has been going on since 1992/93. Although with lil texas, he's more of a speedcore producer a better example would be someone like Paul Elstak post 1997, Noize suppressor, or even Angerfist.
NOOOO FUCKING WAY I CANNOT BELIEVE JUST TAT EM DID WALKMAN SHSJDHSJDHDJK that is so fucking cool. Noel's expression when he realizes what he just said was so fucking funny
Its good to see Cordi move from cocaine to shrooms
He's kinda relatable now
u can tell cody grew up rich at 27:35 based on his reaction to this lmao
the guy who went to duke and was on the diving team might be well off. who knew
who else codying their kolodziejzyk
Is that how his name is spelled? Holy fuck that's hard
@@djentloversounds like "college essay" with a k at the end, I believe (from one time I heard Kelsey saying it).
Congratulations, Cody!! 🎊 👏 💐 🥳 🎊
If anyone is meant to be great parents it's you and Kelsey. I'm so happy for you. Just remember your there to help and guide a brand new person their journey. Love them for who they are and not who you hope they will become. Teach them honesty and fairness, they can't always win, just like you can't always lose. Their worth is not based on what they have but what they do. Good luck to all 3 of you. Especially in today's world.
Lil Texas is one of my best pals. I'm glad you're aware now.
Noel saying “he made me feel like…. We shouldn’t have wrote that” made me die laughing omfggg 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Lmao I used to listen to that kinda techno 10 years ago 😭 I do live in Germany though
By the way, the guy Noel was talking about is probably an employee of the San Fransisco 49ers investment branch who invested in Leeds United recently. Could’ve also been Russel Westbrook I guess since he is a co-investor
Cody needs to take calf measurements so we can see the dad transformation in full effect
Noel is really pulling off the Shaggy fit today
Woooow already dropping the kid codes lmao. Your gonna be a great Dad Cody. I've been watching you with my brother (Also named Cody) for years and now your having a kid! Congrats man!!!
Jake Paul's son is going to bully cody's son, 10 years from now
Came for Lil Texas, never heard of this pod but this pod seems good to listen to
That Lil Texas music has actually been quite popular in Western Europe for decades. The genre is called 'hardstyle'.
Technically it's Uptempo hardcore. But it's all for the same crowd
i love lil texas going to see him again in october is sets are dope
48:51 Holoooy shit as a contractor, looking at Miller was like looking in a mirror 🤣
Favorite podcast featuring my favorite hardstyle artist😭 when worlds collide LMAO
Cody saying going 70 was fast is very funny
the old person being exposed to college campus culture is funny asf
their reactions to the guy doing their song was so genuinely great i loved it
I live in Texas. I drive 80-90mph everyday on my way to and from work. People that drive 70 really peeve me off.
Just finished the pod, nice episode guys keep it up!😊
Edit: omg thank you for 1 like!
bro… check ur likes again bro…
Give this human much love.
maybe i'm just trippin but how could you have watched an hour long podcast in 5 minutes?
@@hunterhawkins8754LMFAO
@@hunterhawkins8754 he watched it in 60x speed
If anyone is wondering who the team owner is, my best guess is Jed York. He’s the CEO of the San Francisco 49ers (his mom owns the team), this is probably how he knows Tom Brady. He is also a board member at Leeds United, who lost 1-0 to Birmingham City recently, and Tom Brady just bought a stake in Birmingham City.
Congrats to Cody entering Dad mode but my favorite part of this episode was the Walk Man cover
whats the timestamp?
Hardstyle is not really a young person thing, it’s more like a European/South American thing tbh lol that Lil Texas sound has been a thing for a long time
im so glad noel’s excited about cody being pregnant,, there gonna be the best dads 🫶🫶
I think Cody should listen to gabber, also Kaytranada's boiler room, both are insanely good.
Cody should start a label! Talk to Tucker with NightMode
noel could not be less interested in the bobbi drake drama😂
regretted eating during this episode as soon as cody started talking about his shower mushrooms
hardstyle is so big in australia, listened to the full song and shit is gas
I think Cody doesn’t know what hardcore music is and how long it has been around
The guy who name dropped brady was Jed York, he’s the heir to the 49ers, made CEO of the team by his parents and they also own Leeds United who got relegated out of the Premier League last year.
Actually can't believe Lil Texas got a shoutout on TMG of all podcasts, hell ye
🤩🤩🤩
hahahaha cody's gonna be a hardstyle dj next!! let's go
Great episode guys watched the whole thing
I relate to noel so much 💀 school gave me trauma fr
I’m so happy for you guys Cody! Can’t wait!
My grandpa is taking college classes at 72 and he doesn’t sound like a dying fireplace flume 😂
Hey just want to say props to the editor/TMG for bleeping the name of the movie and putting "SAG STRIKE!"
cody is so real for the kindle love they are the best
Coming from Spotify to say you fuckers blasted my ears off with that Lil Texas
"''"" sonq"""". I was not prepared.
I listened to that Lil Texas starships remix and it truly activated my fight or flight instinct
Cody saying 70 was fast when I go 80 on New England highways 😂
I was looking for this comment lol whats the speed limit in the US if 70 is considered very fast?? The fastest i ever went in Belgium was 120 mph
Noel quote of the day: "Your house got nature bricked"
In my junior orbital mechanics class there was this dude who was like 70’s, we had to use MATLAB to numerically solve orbits, he didn’t know how to use the computer and the school had to exempt him from those assignments 🙃
52:41 lil texas def takes inspiration from merzbow no doubt
Just Tat Em covering Walkman was amazing omg
Congratulations on the little nut Cody
Hahahahaahahaha what the fuckk
Lmao what
Noel overheard one of the 49ers Enterprise owners (The new owners of Leeds united the team that lost to Birmingham).
Lil texas is the same age as them, if it's to fast its not for you. 2013 lil texas has sure grown alot then I remember.
The dude is ripped, I also don't remember that about him.
The team that Tom Brady's Birmingham beat is Leeds Utd with Paraag Marathe as their chairman
Remember though, Drake starts beef to draw attention ALL THE TIME. Fake beef with Kanye, Sza, faking that he fucked Kim K, Pusha T beef, like all the time
Apparently Drake and Bobbi hooked up and now she is getting a divorce. She didn't have a statement when asked about it
whats ironic is that i watch these podcasts as i do my college homework. it makes me wanna die less
congratulations on not pulling out cody 😽
70 mph is absolutely electric 😈😈
The boys have to listen to YABUJIN, the king of Hardstyle
cody starting to look like theo von with that mullet
Unironically I love geometric proofs
That lil texas song aint bad tbh
Dude when they mentioned perverse family I broke into a cold sweat I thought they were bringing it back
Name it Cody junior doesn’t matter the gender either
you know they went way off the rails during an ad read when it has like 5 cuts lmao
NBA 2k Mobile is such a random ass ad lmfaoo
I will unalive myself if this is another gambling episode