how to ALWAYS win an argument

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  • @CoffeeBreaks
    @CoffeeBreaks  7 років тому +4866

    to clarify: I'm NOT encouraging the use of fallacies, or suggesting that truth doesn't matter, I just wanted to make a video on tactics that, like it or not, occur all the time in arguments and debate.
    Enjoy, and if you have your own favorite fallacy or rhetorical trick that I didn't cover, comment and tell me what it is!

    • @pamallama
      @pamallama 7 років тому +101

      Your video reminds me of Aristotle's "Rhetoric." It seems like he promotes using dirty tactics, but it's probably more a work that teaches readers self-defense against strategies like these.

    • @calebbenson7293
      @calebbenson7293 7 років тому +4

      Coffee Break
      Q

    • @n0lain
      @n0lain 7 років тому +6

      I'm personally partial to the genetic fallacy

    • @darexinfinity
      @darexinfinity 7 років тому +8

      Thanks for the ammo Coffee Break, i'm gonna use this to become a politician.

    • @trollpatrol1177
      @trollpatrol1177 7 років тому +20

      Personally, I couldn't talk to anyone that was like this. There's a term that I dub people (politicians mostly) like this with: Jackass.

  • @leeroybrown2888
    @leeroybrown2888 6 років тому +4469

    1: Trick them into saying yes.
    2: Point out they agreed.
    3: Keep on doing that.

    • @smilessantana2049
      @smilessantana2049 5 років тому +153

      Perfect formula to piss of narcisists as well😀

    • @i1l4u3_jk4
      @i1l4u3_jk4 5 років тому +216

      This shit hella annoying when you’re the one who got tricked

    • @shrek7964
      @shrek7964 5 років тому +20

      Zln Potata ans then u keep saying wait stop but they keep I interrupting

    • @i1l4u3_jk4
      @i1l4u3_jk4 5 років тому +10

      Shrek for real

    • @vaishnavikarlekar6336
      @vaishnavikarlekar6336 5 років тому +4

      Yes true

  • @RootyTootTootin
    @RootyTootTootin 6 років тому +4562

    You: “Wrongpersonsayswhat”
    Them: “What?”
    Done

    • @丅丅丅-b4c
      @丅丅丅-b4c 5 років тому +46

      Epic

    • @pathfinder6997
      @pathfinder6997 5 років тому +64

      what

    • @boozados
      @boozados 5 років тому +35

      Little does that person know that they said the word themselves :U

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 5 років тому +40

      Or "I beg your pardon?"
      "Okay, I forgive you."
      Then you look like you're right, AND forgiving.

    • @RM999ll
      @RM999ll 5 років тому +5

      What is 5th grade commentary section 🤷

  • @tarabinsurzo
    @tarabinsurzo 5 років тому +1451

    Followed the steps, i won the argument and arrested a cop today

  • @lateuponarrival2697
    @lateuponarrival2697 5 років тому +2781

    0:38 trump is rapping over the background beat

  • @amberliebrown6172
    @amberliebrown6172 7 років тому +11845

    The other way is to be a parent.

    • @jaggerjdm9787
      @jaggerjdm9787 6 років тому +771

      *BECAUSE I SAID SO*

    • @RummanNaser
      @RummanNaser 6 років тому +337

      Or a teacher

    • @probablymelgibson2344
      @probablymelgibson2344 6 років тому +215

      Or be an women

    • @Viertelhund
      @Viertelhund 6 років тому +12

      That's kind of number 5, isn't it?

    • @red43rumbl37
      @red43rumbl37 6 років тому +184

      Be older and say that the opposing side has no respect on older people and that we know more because we've lived more

  • @andrasfogarasi5014
    @andrasfogarasi5014 6 років тому +4017

    *Step 1: Ignore your opponent's arguments.*

    • @cosmiccaptain7959
      @cosmiccaptain7959 6 років тому +197

      András Fogarasi
      Premise 1: There's cheese.
      Premise 2: Cheese has holes.
      Premise 3: With more cheese, there's more holes.
      Premise 4: More holes means less Cheese.
      Premise 5: More cheese = less cheese.
      Premise 6: Cheese is basically a solid version of milk.
      Premise 7: So, using the same logic, more milk = less milk.
      Premise 8: Milk comes from cows.
      Premise 9: Using the same logic, more cows = less cows.
      Conclusion: Cows make no sense.

    • @jort93z
      @jort93z 6 років тому +19

      if you want to win EVERY argument, thats what you gotta do. You can't be right about everything there is.

    • @zone8142
      @zone8142 6 років тому +9

      Premise 4 taught me more than I could understand in the video :(

    • @riku9745
      @riku9745 6 років тому +16

      All SJW's ever

    • @ticktockbam
      @ticktockbam 6 років тому +3

      Every flathead ever.

  • @TheAviationistKhizr
    @TheAviationistKhizr 6 років тому +2002

    step 1: say their breathe stinks
    Step 2: sit back and relax as they stumble and stutter trying to figure out what to do.

    • @SETHthegodofchaos
      @SETHthegodofchaos 5 років тому +57

      @@yaboiplank6764 its funny because he didnt respond xd

    • @doblemm45
      @doblemm45 5 років тому +7

      @@yaboiplank6764 funny

    • @lizanya6433
      @lizanya6433 5 років тому +41

      Step 2: make sure your breath doesn’t

    • @pinkshark4478
      @pinkshark4478 4 роки тому +5

      Although you can't do this on a call...

    • @imcool2931
      @imcool2931 4 роки тому

      ...

  • @Stinky_Steven
    @Stinky_Steven 6 років тому +4179

    Parents: is this *D I S R E S P E C T* ??
    Edit: I found this comment a year later and yes this quite literally is the definition of disrespect I don’t know why I thought this was funny

    • @Mello.
      @Mello. 5 років тому +148

      Also Parents: is this *T H E B E L T ??*

    • @willwinn8559
      @willwinn8559 5 років тому +22

      Where do you think these actions are learned..

    • @thomash226
      @thomash226 5 років тому +26

      Elooong Musk That’s an easy way to tell that someone has lost an argument.

    • @anonymousperson6725
      @anonymousperson6725 5 років тому +8

      Me: *whips out The Whip they whip me with *
      *OKAY, MY TURN*

    • @gazebo9730
      @gazebo9730 5 років тому +27

      I swear, every time I try to reason with my parents they call it a sin and slap me with a belt

  • @Kanzu999
    @Kanzu999 7 років тому +3149

    'How to be the most annoying person you can argue with'

    • @ninoski4043
      @ninoski4043 6 років тому +143

      That's why those are called dirty tricks, you don't use them on someone important to you

    • @1NegativeOne
      @1NegativeOne 6 років тому +19

      Simple, block them mid sentence

    • @statuspost9803
      @statuspost9803 6 років тому +6

      Kanzu999 give them a mango

    • @thedeanfoster
      @thedeanfoster 6 років тому

      yeah no

    • @sreejith8022
      @sreejith8022 6 років тому +10

      Just laugh when someone argues with you !
      Its drives them crazy ! Very effective !😉

  • @farinator3409
    @farinator3409 5 років тому +696

    For mothers:
    * I carried you 9 MONTHS!!*
    For dads:
    I rAiSeD you!!!

    • @Tsmowl
      @Tsmowl 5 років тому +28

      And if you're child doesn't answer something along the lines of "Well, really shouldn't have done that then" you might have raised a pretty dumb child.

    • @Peter-ie6po
      @Peter-ie6po 5 років тому +2

      Till u live under my roof !

    • @Nai-qk4vp
      @Nai-qk4vp 5 років тому +3

      @@Tsmowl Yeah, too bad that's not how reality works and alsoen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_authority
      Not an argument , I'm afraid.

    • @Tsmowl
      @Tsmowl 5 років тому +6

      @@Nai-qk4vp Someone's angry

    • @mildware1001
      @mildware1001 4 роки тому +3

      For me as a single mom.. I carried and raised youuuu.... But I dont usually say that

  • @DoodleDan
    @DoodleDan 5 років тому +802

    I came to see how to win an argument against my mother and instead got a "how to win an argument as a political leader" *smh*

    • @_jess_thornton_x9767
      @_jess_thornton_x9767 5 років тому +6

      Same lmao

    • @victoriarosa475
      @victoriarosa475 5 років тому +6

      DoodleDan me too she said my dress was to short but it’s finger length I- 🙊

    • @Inquiring
      @Inquiring 5 років тому +4

      Victoria’s makeup box It is too short, stop being satanic in the form of showing yourself off. Keep covered.

    • @victoriarosa475
      @victoriarosa475 5 років тому +9

      Question? In school the rule is it’s must be finger tip length (I was going to wear it to school because it was a holiday and On holiday we are allowed to wear holiday clothing which it was) I was following the rules I just didn’t live up to her expectations 🖤 I wasn’t trying to show myself off I was just showing I was fun and I can dress up sometimes 🖤

    • @Royal_Fortune
      @Royal_Fortune 5 років тому +14

      Victoria’s makeup box you don’t have to prove anything to that guy, especially being that he’s only some stranger (with a wack view). So long as you liked your outfit and you were comfortable in it I say go for it and fuck what others think. Respect for the rules is nice to an extent but you’ll be happier if you can find a way to live closer to your standards that you set rather than those that others attempt to restrain you by. Take care and have a happy confident life stranger. Screw what that one guy said

  • @Astre.
    @Astre. 5 років тому +223

    Parents: "Explain to us what happened."
    Me: "Well, what happened was-"
    Parents: *_"aRe YoU tAlKInG bAcK tO uS?!?!?"_*

  • @marcoolea715
    @marcoolea715 7 років тому +1507

    Use the effective “no u”

    • @caramelllllllll
      @caramelllllllll 6 років тому +35

      Marco used "no u"
      Angry person fainted!
      Gained 69 XP!

    • @yellopenpen3653
      @yellopenpen3653 6 років тому +9

      Yesn' men't

    • @marmalade8344
      @marmalade8344 6 років тому +2

      but my friends say no u back pls help

    • @kingthlayerl.7349
      @kingthlayerl.7349 6 років тому +3

      @@marmalade8344 just say no u times infinity and you're golden

    • @marmalade8344
      @marmalade8344 6 років тому +4

      thank you epic gamer god

  • @David-dx5wz
    @David-dx5wz 5 років тому +386

    You missed the best “so you’re saying” trick where you take what they say and twist it so that they have to argue against what they said and didn’t say and what they meant by saying so. It can really derail a debate very quickly.

    • @Tyler-tz7oy
      @Tyler-tz7oy 4 роки тому +15

      In other words, Jordan Peterson DESTROYS Cathy Newman

    • @sprazz8668
      @sprazz8668 4 роки тому +4

      That’s pretty much the same as arguing an absurd ‘version’ of the other’s point, as CB mentioned

    • @MineCraft-lk8vv
      @MineCraft-lk8vv 4 роки тому

      Jordan Peterson REKT that trick

    • @MineCraft-lk8vv
      @MineCraft-lk8vv 4 роки тому

      Jordan Peterson REKT that trick

    • @IStMl
      @IStMl 4 роки тому

      My fav

  • @n9nex19
    @n9nex19 6 років тому +928

    If your a parent, just say "because I said so"

    • @thebranmuffin8502
      @thebranmuffin8502 6 років тому +5

      hahaha xD

    • @filipkostadinov7309
      @filipkostadinov7309 6 років тому +13

      Argument from authority, call them out

    • @yashdeo8047
      @yashdeo8047 6 років тому +17

      you’re

    • @endretolnai
      @endretolnai 6 років тому +18

      AppleRain…"because I said so" it will fuels another argument and it is not intelligent attitude...like telling a dog to come here and if the dog doesn't come here you tell it again just louder...you can't explain things to a dog but you can explain things to a child or to other people...both parties will learn something new especially children . Good by.

    • @yoshi6236
      @yoshi6236 5 років тому +3

      @@filipkostadinov7309 I can't, they will then say that I'm disrespecting them.

  • @faheem-wani
    @faheem-wani 5 років тому +373

    Another great trick is to make the person lose his confidence. You can use phrases like, "Can you speak loudly and clearly?" Also you should increase the loudness of your voice and make it seem more harsher. For the important lines, take pauses after every word and elevate your voice progressively.

    • @gowdsake7103
      @gowdsake7103 5 років тому +6

      Well you wont win, people will just ignore you !

    • @obviouslykaleb7998
      @obviouslykaleb7998 5 років тому +18

      For gowd sake can you THINK?!
      You fell for it fool! Thunder cross split attack!
      But tbh the pun was unavoidable

    • @-butterfly-594
      @-butterfly-594 5 років тому +3

      @@gowdsake7103 Sure, but what do you mean by "people?" Would people be the other people you're arguing against, or an outside audience looking for who's the most reliable looking guy/girl in the room? In the context of this video the techniques are deliberately dirty and rude tricks, designed to make a party or side win, not to make a logical point win. In this horrible type of "debate," the objective is not to have a conversation or convince the opposing party of your points; it's to convince an audience peering into the debate, and many experts think the only effective tactic to convince an audience you're right is to show that the other person is "weak" or "not even confident" about their points. (Not all politicians use exactly that method, but many are just variants of that.)

    • @gowdsake7103
      @gowdsake7103 5 років тому +1

      @@-butterfly-594 People as in a debate or discussion ! Unfortunately the masses fall for this kind of con game far too often

    • @stealth7308
      @stealth7308 5 років тому +2

      Damn that's harsh

  • @rudystraight1750
    @rudystraight1750 6 років тому +314

    you'd be a fool to argue with a fool

    • @xboxpenguin8705
      @xboxpenguin8705 6 років тому +3

      Lol that name

    • @Ninjashadoww
      @Ninjashadoww 6 років тому +21

      Wrong! Finding a way to get into the head of a fool and convincing him of the truth of your position requires high psychological skills. You are a fool if you think its impossible.

    • @malcolmholmes2596
      @malcolmholmes2596 6 років тому +4

      Democrats are indeed fools

    • @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.
      @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. 4 роки тому

      Nah, I just point and laugh at them.

    • @thakraken6995
      @thakraken6995 4 роки тому +3

      @@Ninjashadoww that's called being a pseudo-intellectual, lmao Fool

  • @gloriavaldez7762
    @gloriavaldez7762 6 років тому +126

    3:00 - In shorter words "who smelt it, dealt it"
    this brings back so many flashbacks to elementary school oml

  • @iaintevengonholdyou
    @iaintevengonholdyou 6 років тому +1721

    You can always edit a Wikipedia page

    • @DjAmaratziOfficial
      @DjAmaratziOfficial 6 років тому +80

      Jaydyn M Wrong. Certain pages are locked and all pages are moderated.

    • @Coolsomeone234
      @Coolsomeone234 6 років тому +4

      True

    • @decc6132
      @decc6132 6 років тому +84

      @@DjAmaratziOfficial just inspect element and send a screenshot

    • @enigma2536
      @enigma2536 6 років тому +8

      And so is your comment

    • @Ouba1
      @Ouba1 6 років тому +9

      disyorn « inspect elements » lol every programmer is crying rn

  • @محمدفائزحمدان
    @محمدفائزحمدان 6 років тому +182

    Pro tip:if someone says "no u"
    The only thing you can say "no u u"
    Then "no u u u" and so on

    • @Oascany
      @Oascany 5 років тому +10

      @the streched boi just say
      "I'm rubber and you're glue
      Anything you say to me bounces off and sticks to you."

    • @qaiser648
      @qaiser648 5 років тому +3

      Oascany “everything you say will ricochet off me and glue to you”

    • @Oascany
      @Oascany 5 років тому +1

      @@qaiser648 sorry, you're right.
      But also, no u.

    • @IX_4
      @IX_4 5 років тому

      @@qaiser648 M&M

    • @kanyeforpresident2557
      @kanyeforpresident2557 5 років тому +1

      @@qaiser648 I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating

  • @jelleotter
    @jelleotter 6 років тому +2568

    How to win an argument:
    Step 1: say their mom is fat
    Done.

  • @kaif-tube1692
    @kaif-tube1692 6 років тому +401

    Wow, this describes [group you disagree with] too perfectly.

    • @FriedrichHerschel
      @FriedrichHerschel 6 років тому +16

      Wow, this describes Kaif-Tube too perfectly.
      I just had to write that paradox ^^

    • @kaif-tube1692
      @kaif-tube1692 6 років тому +9

      I was just mocking how some people in the comments were thinking it described a curtain group while another would say it described the opposite group.
      On that note though, based on these people's logic, it very well could describe me...

    • @nickmagrick7702
      @nickmagrick7702 6 років тому +10

      thats because all groups use these tactics at some point

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 6 років тому +5

      That's what so frustrates me. All these people, not realizing they're hypocrites. I'm not even excluding myself btw, but at least I admit it.

    • @nickmagrick7702
      @nickmagrick7702 6 років тому +3

      @@festethephule7553 by admitting you can do that and trying to change it, doesnt make it alright but it makes you loads better than those who don't

  • @DoodleDan
    @DoodleDan 5 років тому +184

    Me: *uses this tactic*
    Mom: *GO TO YOUR ROOM*

    • @Riceart
      @Riceart 5 років тому +8

      I like my room.
      I dont HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE AND BUY GROCERIES! TAKE THAT MOM! >:D

    • @God-ch8lq
      @God-ch8lq 5 років тому +3

      *laughs in social anxiety

    • @AstralHyper
      @AstralHyper 3 роки тому

      @@coolguy-mc6eo lol same

  • @snvlogs3216
    @snvlogs3216 6 років тому +2767

    The REAL way to win an argument: Call the other person racist then run away.

    • @snvlogs3216
      @snvlogs3216 6 років тому +13

      @Scott Derry Yup

    • @poopydoopy3313
      @poopydoopy3313 6 років тому +188

      @@snvlogs3216 if that dosent work then call them a nazi and crowd shame them

    • @alexchimi7093
      @alexchimi7093 6 років тому +98

      If a lot of people are calling you racist you might want to check your attitude lol

    • @snvlogs3216
      @snvlogs3216 6 років тому +166

      @@alexchimi7093 You don't have to be racist to be called racist anymore

    • @alexchimi7093
      @alexchimi7093 6 років тому +42

      @@snvlogs3216 how? Don't you think that people are just becoming more conscious of racism as a whole?

  • @cloudzd.93
    @cloudzd.93 5 років тому +494

    my mom and my grandma: *blames me on something i didnt do*
    me: *tryna say the truth and the whole story*
    my mom and my grandma: *sToP tHat iS DiSrEsPeCt*

    • @lizziehargrove4310
      @lizziehargrove4310 5 років тому +2

      Definetly

    • @Astre.
      @Astre. 5 років тому +11

      They only say that 'cause they know they're losing the argument

    • @AKA_Guest
      @AKA_Guest 5 років тому +4

      Say ok boomer

    • @DrPingu
      @DrPingu 5 років тому +2

      you realise if they call you lazy or say you're well disrespectful you gotta remember THEY RAISED YOU

    • @itslucasyap
      @itslucasyap 4 роки тому +1

      Counter their argument about disrespectful, they will say, they are older than you and expect you to stop proving your point albeit it is a true point.

  • @erictaylor5462
    @erictaylor5462 7 років тому +316

    You can always win an argument if you shoot accurately first.

    • @Fillyfishyy
      @Fillyfishyy 6 років тому +7

      Well, then it becomes more of a lecture doesn't it?

    • @AcheronLupus1
      @AcheronLupus1 6 років тому +14

      I prefer to think of it as an aggressive negotiation.

    • @suchethhegde8637
      @suchethhegde8637 6 років тому +3

      Yes, just look at Alexander Hamilton's example

  • @scottytc
    @scottytc 5 років тому +70

    Alternate title: "The argumentative tactics of sociopaths". It's great information.

    • @cubicyt9441
      @cubicyt9441 3 роки тому +1

      These give you points in the argument, which are still helpful, also when I mean points I mean you know normal points, also here's something to help you, you can say sorry even if you didn't do it just act peaceful, and then the person then will get annoyed of you

  • @patrickneumann5519
    @patrickneumann5519 6 років тому +862

    How about never talking to people

    • @ticktockbam
      @ticktockbam 6 років тому +14

      Seems legit.

    • @matejhrdy
      @matejhrdy 6 років тому +10

      You are right, best solution:-)

    • @badsoup8857
      @badsoup8857 6 років тому

      @@matejhrdy ahoj

    • @xelitez6438
      @xelitez6438 6 років тому +14

      Step 1: Be a loner
      Step 2: Repeat step 1

    • @yeetasaurusrex306
      @yeetasaurusrex306 6 років тому +2

      Go back to 2009 with that gay ass trollface

  • @applesewer2684
    @applesewer2684 7 років тому +490

    I hate ALL of these tricks so much and the people that use them evoke nothing but the deepest contempt from within me

    • @josharntt
      @josharntt 6 років тому +40

      That's why they're called dirty tricks

    • @kkona3868
      @kkona3868 6 років тому +2

      the people who dont use these tricks r weird.

    • @oleggy5854
      @oleggy5854 6 років тому +1

      I have a neighbour like this ugh😡😡😡😡

    • @axelandersson6314
      @axelandersson6314 6 років тому +2

      Skufzy Attacking someone’s grammar, for example pointing out that they didn’t capitalise the first letter in the sentence, is on the list in the form of a personal attack.

    • @itssoloplayer7413
      @itssoloplayer7413 6 років тому +2

      Yet your watiching it so ur probally one of those people

  • @calebtimes453
    @calebtimes453 7 років тому +339

    Kafka trap
    Deny it=guilty
    Don't deny it=guilty

    • @azuregriffin1116
      @azuregriffin1116 7 років тому

      Sergio Milho yup.

    • @azuregriffin1116
      @azuregriffin1116 7 років тому +6

      zzz43452 if you're caught off guard that can be a problem.

    • @Niom_Music
      @Niom_Music 7 років тому

      Or just simply don't answer with a yes or a no

    • @danielmattos2813
      @danielmattos2813 7 років тому

      Sergio Milho u must avoid it or re route

    • @truexenith8596
      @truexenith8596 7 років тому +2

      +Sergio Milho Or just flat out mention the accusation. Like this:
      “Do your parents know that you are gay yet?” (Not that being gay is wrong)
      “I’m not gay.”
      See?

  • @SorenHigh
    @SorenHigh 6 років тому +363

    Another good tactic to win is to say "Your mom gay." if you are losing.

    • @swarnima328
      @swarnima328 5 років тому +7

      This doesn't works in India

    • @ianpatrickwijaya2657
      @ianpatrickwijaya2657 5 років тому +22

      @@swarnima328 pro tip: use indian language

    • @danoelmucho2503
      @danoelmucho2503 5 років тому +3

      *NO U*

    • @danoelmucho2503
      @danoelmucho2503 5 років тому

      @Dick Borbon Who decides that?

    • @anishnehete
      @anishnehete 5 років тому

      @@swarnima328 keep shouting bc, mc laudu etc. At the top of your voice.
      Even i am an Indian lul.

  • @JoshThewhiteDad
    @JoshThewhiteDad 6 років тому +432

    What if the person I am having a argument with
    watched this!?

    • @harrygibbons9851
      @harrygibbons9851 6 років тому +1

      Joshua 115 wheres ur profile pic frm

    • @Entropy3ko
      @Entropy3ko 6 років тому +35

      Call them out on their fallacies.

    • @nowonmetube
      @nowonmetube 6 років тому

      *an argument

    • @swordstrafe
      @swordstrafe 6 років тому +6

      Sorry, you have to make a real argument and actually have a good understanding of what you’re talking about OR a good understanding of how to argue preferably both but either or works tbh

    • @Delurpee
      @Delurpee 6 років тому +11

      Immovable object meets unstoppable force

  • @andrewwang2602
    @andrewwang2602 7 років тому +254

    So if I use these, I can become a politician?

    • @theenchilada1525
      @theenchilada1525 7 років тому +11

      Andrew wang
      Then everyone that i live with is running for office... shit...

    • @TalestoryJL
      @TalestoryJL 7 років тому +2

      NAH WRONG
      You need use them as if it's your profession.
      Just take your time. You're gonna be a 'good' politician.

    • @lxiaoqi6275
      @lxiaoqi6275 6 років тому +5

      No, but you can build a wall.

    • @possiblyadickhead6653
      @possiblyadickhead6653 6 років тому +2

      Andrew wang nope where is your money or influence

    • @iguessyoucouldcallitconten8568
      @iguessyoucouldcallitconten8568 6 років тому

      Andrew wang *yeh*

  • @ck88777
    @ck88777 7 років тому +210

    Did anyone else get extremely distracted by Trump trying to tear Gorsuch's arm off?

  • @Clouddyy
    @Clouddyy 4 роки тому +21

    People really whatching this because they have important debate coming up meanwhile i’m just doing this to win as impostor in among us

  • @harrylaflare846
    @harrylaflare846 7 років тому +102

    Im pretty sure everyone I hate has watched this video

    • @pinkfloyd4517
      @pinkfloyd4517 6 років тому +1

      Jeff LaFlare Lmao same

    • @jessegrant3349
      @jessegrant3349 6 років тому

      You must lose a lot of arguments

    • @pinkfloyd4517
      @pinkfloyd4517 6 років тому

      Jesse Grant you must not make good enough comments to get other people to like them.

    • @jessegrant3349
      @jessegrant3349 6 років тому

      Aesthetic Vibes why are you coming at me😂

    • @DarkPuzzle
      @DarkPuzzle 6 років тому

      Your profile picture is goes soo well with that comment!

  • @Doc-Holliday1851
    @Doc-Holliday1851 7 років тому +375

    It's this kind of attitude about arguments that has resulted in the stalemate political sphere we currently live in. You argue because you believe you are right, you believe the facts align are on your side. If you find they aren't on your side, you reevaluate your argument, you find where its lacking and find out why that is. Maybe you even change your opinion. If you just use rhetorical tactics to win an argument rather than relying on facts and good ideas then you'll never change your opinions and bad ideas will flourish.

    • @CoffeeBreaks
      @CoffeeBreaks  7 років тому +41

      agreed. it's a structural problem with politics though. Rhetorical tactics are just too effective.

    • @icantthinkofitrightnow2741
      @icantthinkofitrightnow2741 7 років тому +7

      Will Roberts it's been happening since the beginning of western democracy in ancient greece. It's simple human nature. Human nature, unfortunately, doesn't always work in favour of humanity.

    • @rickcolumbo3148
      @rickcolumbo3148 7 років тому +2

      Coffee Break, by structural problem do you mean having to appeal to a pack of fickle mush heads?
      And yes, I stole the phrase a "pack of fickle mush heads" from Diamond Joe Quimby.

    • @j37j2
      @j37j2 7 років тому +12

      I agree so much. The problem is that these tactics work to convince voters. And why they work is because the people are not educated in critical thinking.

    • @Macheako
      @Macheako 7 років тому +8

      Think about it this way. Better that these "tactics" be laid out so we ALL can see and understand them. Some people, yes, will choose to be butt munches and use them deceptively
      HOWEVER
      People like you and me, who also watched the video, will be 100% ready to "deal" with these butt munch types when they come our way though.
      The spread of knowledge is both a blessing and a curse like that :/

  • @hellohowareyou9745
    @hellohowareyou9745 5 років тому +30

    Tip: if you're a competitive debater or lawyer, DO NOT DO THIS, IT WILL END YOUR CAREER. _Learned from experience_

  • @neilb143
    @neilb143 5 років тому +256

    Or just say *"I CARRIED YOU FOR 9 MONTHS"*
    Too bad I can't

    • @zory6699
      @zory6699 5 років тому

      yeah.... big mistake

    • @mixtapemania6769
      @mixtapemania6769 5 років тому +5

      @PanzerFauz I'm going to say this to a person next time I'm arguing with them irl or on the internet

    • @largenaq2935
      @largenaq2935 5 років тому +2

      Just reply with a “Did I give consent to that?” and watch them flounder in confusion.

    • @normlariviere9869
      @normlariviere9869 4 роки тому

      @@mixtapemania6769 for

    • @user9999-z
      @user9999-z 4 роки тому

      @@mixtapemania6769 lmao you are just going to get insulted back, saying I carried you for 9 months is a really bad insult lmao.

  • @aseth9541
    @aseth9541 7 років тому +695

    The Kafka trap reminds me of this joke we used to do.
    "Are you ashamed of wetting your diapers?"
    "No. Wait. Yes. Wait, i dont wear diapers. Oh shoot."

    • @Krispwn
      @Krispwn 7 років тому +130

      "Have you told your parents that you are gay?"

    • @Icameron259
      @Icameron259 7 років тому +81

      "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?"

    • @aseth9541
      @aseth9541 7 років тому +27

      Marita | it was an elementary school joke.

    • @ChetzNation
      @ChetzNation 7 років тому +22

      What we did as kids: "are you a gay person (but with a local slur) in a cage?" "N-...No?" "THE GAY IS ON THE LOOSE!" and then everyone was supposed to run away from the gay. Come to think of it it's actually quite an educational piece of homophobia.

    • @someguy9204
      @someguy9204 7 років тому +16

      "Why don't you believe in God?"
      Question presupposes that a God exists.

  • @kawaiijp6638
    @kawaiijp6638 6 років тому +61

    observe your parents argue and follow what your mom does.

    • @exquisiteaquarium9675
      @exquisiteaquarium9675 6 років тому +22

      So curl up in a ball and get hit?

    • @ZAGAD-i2x
      @ZAGAD-i2x 6 років тому +4

      She always wins hahaha

    • @thotpolice4016
      @thotpolice4016 6 років тому +4

      Exquisite Aquarium lmaooo

    • @venus-qt3et
      @venus-qt3et 6 років тому +1

      @@exquisiteaquarium9675 Oh my GOー

    • @troutmaskreplica5812
      @troutmaskreplica5812 6 років тому +3

      @@exquisiteaquarium9675 This is the best comment I have EVER read holy shit

  • @iquemedia
    @iquemedia 7 років тому +913

    You deserve more attention man your videos are so informative

    • @mumin9436
      @mumin9436 7 років тому +2

      Ique yea dude , im digusted by the channels that grows into more subs with just fake enthusiasm, clickbaits ,totally non-productive info and entertainment

    • @sebastianelytron8450
      @sebastianelytron8450 7 років тому +1

      He needs to take lessons from the What I've Learned channel. Less memes, pop culture, fancy animation and lame jokes, more research, studies and evidence backed facts.

    • @icecreamdrought
      @icecreamdrought 7 років тому

      Ique naaaaah, if everyone sees it, it won't work on anyone.

  • @lusir.
    @lusir. 5 років тому +42

    I didn't remember a single thing from this video.

  • @myopinionsarefacts
    @myopinionsarefacts 7 років тому +466

    It's doesn't matter whether 2+2=5 , it only matters if you can prove it

    • @myopinionsarefacts
      @myopinionsarefacts 7 років тому +26

      I should not be fangirling this much about getting a heart on this

    • @Anewevisual
      @Anewevisual 7 років тому +40

      Yes you should

    • @shahzebkhan1117
      @shahzebkhan1117 7 років тому +1

      I wish if it's true...

    • @ll1l1llll1l
      @ll1l1llll1l 7 років тому +28

      my opinions are facts 2+2=4 minus 3, that’s quick maths

    • @shirleykeding9683
      @shirleykeding9683 7 років тому

      Timo You should read Emanuel Kant's take on that lol, maybe you'll change your position

  • @YTBraxxGaming
    @YTBraxxGaming 7 років тому +1993

    Are you the French Clyde?

    • @Skenjbear
      @Skenjbear 7 років тому +140

      Voulez vous coucher avec moi?? 😂😂

    • @brazilianbanker33
      @brazilianbanker33 7 років тому

      Braxx South park:v

    • @mouadgranderson9618
      @mouadgranderson9618 7 років тому +3

      clyde,clyde, we found a french man clyde.

    • @y0Legit
      @y0Legit 7 років тому

      oui

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 6 років тому +7

      kid: that is just the sort of thing a French person would say.

  • @j37j2
    @j37j2 7 років тому +68

    Dear Coffee Break, My boss had a conversation/debate with me yesterday in which the facts and logic were against him. He used every one of these tactics; probably unconsciously. Unfortunately, the facts against his position were so weighty and so undeniable that it didn't work. Also, he wasn't particularly good at any of these particular tactics. I managed to defeat his argument using only facts and logic, despite these tactics, something which I am very proud of. I recorded the conversation (for my own benefit, as I always do with this particular boss, because it helps me to be sure of my position in hindsight and identify/correct any faults and shortcomings on my part more accurately) and listened to it after watching your video, and I realize that I just kept bringing it back from these tactics to the facts and logic. I did this without knowing anything about what you presented in this video. But I did know that if facts and logic are firmly on your side, as in my case yesterday, a stronger position cannot be maintained, even in the face of sophistry. I have sometimes found myself getting distracted by these tactics in the past and veering from the facts of the argument into the realm of defense. Thanks to your video I am now more confident in the morality of how I conducted myself yesterday and in the strength of my position. I would appreciate it if you could do a video on how to win an argument using only logic and facts, without using these tactics.

    • @j37j2
      @j37j2 7 років тому +2

      May I also say that there is a horribly negative side-effect with using these tactics so frequently to intentionally put the other into personal defense mode over their character rather than over reason and evidence. That side effect is that people are consistently on the defensive, because they EXPECT character slander, even when facts and evidence are the only thing being presented to them. It's like facts and logic are taken as personal slights because they are so used to seeing and participating in personal slights in real life. So they EXPECT facts to be offensive, because there is an emotional attachment within themselves to their position. They have had to defend themselves, their own character, in conjunction with their position so frequently that it in effect melds their personal character with whatever their own position is at that time in their minds. So then facts become offensive in their minds, even when they are only the truth, regardless of how the information is presented.

    • @j37j2
      @j37j2 7 років тому

      And coffee break, I hope you read my previous replies because of how much your video has moved me. Thanks.

    • @CoffeeBreaks
      @CoffeeBreaks  7 років тому +1

      I appreciate your comments :). Glad the video had that impact.

    • @samblack8706
      @samblack8706 7 років тому

      jasonlb136 how do u have so many suns

    • @samblack8706
      @samblack8706 7 років тому

      *subs

  • @Ecstasus_Mania
    @Ecstasus_Mania 5 років тому +19

    If someone accuses you of arguing just say "I'm not arguing I'm explaining why I'm right"

    • @Tyler-tz7oy
      @Tyler-tz7oy 4 роки тому +2

      By disagreeing that means that you are arguing by not having an agreement or a resolve in a conflict as you and the other party cannot accept the fact that “you are explaining you are right”.

    • @bruddagang3
      @bruddagang3 3 роки тому +1

      Same thing as arguing.

  • @FootEnjoyer
    @FootEnjoyer 7 років тому +142

    This should be called "logical fallacys to watch out for In arguments"

    • @limitless1692
      @limitless1692 6 років тому

      Dawson Yeeee
      But they know they play dirty arguments
      It is quite funny when we unvail the truth ....and see the way the game is played...

    • @fish4225
      @fish4225 6 років тому

      Check the pinned comment.

    • @darwinxavier3516
      @darwinxavier3516 6 років тому +1

      He does mention in the vid that if you fight clean, you should know about these tricks to counter them.

  • @vladislavdracula1763
    @vladislavdracula1763 7 років тому +190

    Basically, "use logical fallacies to manipulate your audience,"

    • @DiscoFang
      @DiscoFang 7 років тому +9

      "... But ultimately come across as an asshat."

    • @crc_mircea
      @crc_mircea 6 років тому

      Vladislav Dracula that is true mister Țepeş

  • @IdleForever9483
    @IdleForever9483 5 років тому +44

    Just say “no u” constantly to win the argument.

    • @KoVurt
      @KoVurt 4 роки тому +3

      No, that just makes you look like an idiot.

    • @IdleForever9483
      @IdleForever9483 4 роки тому +3

      damn i totally forgot about this comment after a year

    • @KoVurt
      @KoVurt 4 роки тому

      @@IdleForever9483 I wasn't even expecting anyone to respond lool

    • @IdleForever9483
      @IdleForever9483 4 роки тому

      KoVurt, thanks to you that I had rediscovered this gem

    • @isaiah3861
      @isaiah3861 4 роки тому

      @@KoVurt no u

  • @highlyflammableidiot2327
    @highlyflammableidiot2327 5 років тому +28

    How to win an argument:
    after you proved your argument just say, "I'm wright, your wrong, get over it." It works for me (as long as you make a valid point)

    • @thakraken6995
      @thakraken6995 4 роки тому +5

      That just makes someone look like a condescending pseudo-intellectual

    • @TM-np5lq
      @TM-np5lq 2 роки тому +1

      Saying something as obnoxious and immature as "I'm *right, you're wrong, get over it" wins no arguments. It may end the conversation because it shows you're not debating by using reasonable points instead YOU are in a power struggle... very different things.

  • @Lampman700
    @Lampman700 7 років тому +243

    *thou shalt not commit logical fallacies*

    • @stt.9433
      @stt.9433 7 років тому +1

      god to know you educate yourself through pol. It's actually stems from a site yourlogicalfallacyis.com something like that. Obviously the picture is more popular but most debate forums will show it.

    • @Lampman700
      @Lampman700 7 років тому

      St T. I actually don’t have a 4chan account, but I know that it was the cover photo for pol. I’ve probably only been on 4chan about 8ish times.

    • @regularartist699
      @regularartist699 6 років тому +1

      deharleyva no. They work for the poorly educated

    • @anomalouspossession9415
      @anomalouspossession9415 6 років тому +2

      >I actually don't have a 4chan account
      Neither do I, and I've browsed it for years. topkek

    • @wakkowarner8810
      @wakkowarner8810 6 років тому +2

      thou shalt not get caught making fallacies; if you don't get caught doing it, it didn't happen

  • @aseth9541
    @aseth9541 7 років тому +476

    Brilliant video as always. This isn't a criticism but an addition.
    This is also the difference between winning an *Argument* and a *debate*.
    All the tricks mentioned here are easily spot-able logical fallacies. Debate with anyone even mildly amateur in Debating with this and you will lose. Arguments don't have that kind of integration into them.
    Debates>Arguments. They yield to better results and are Superiorly articulated.

    • @FreekinEkin2
      @FreekinEkin2 7 років тому +37

      You probably already know this, but it's worth repeating; understanding comes from cooperative dialogue more so than competitive dialogue (though both have their uses).
      Politics is about promoting your narrative. It is not about being right. It is about making the demos believe what you say. However, argument/debate are based on opposition, and therefore are founded on intransigence and defensiveness. Defensiveness forces you to fix your meaning in place and continuously bolster it, like politics, even against the facts. So, on the one side you have politics (locks meaning in place/gains hegemony) and on the other you have understanding (sharing ideas to disturb this fixity). This is why political theory works in paradox, since both its terms run in opposite directions. So debate is often (not always) quite harmful to thought, since it complements the political fixity and hegemony it claims to undo.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 7 років тому +2

      The problem is simple. Too often, questions which should be settled by debate are settled in arguments, or--worse--in the next day's newspapers and comment sections.

    • @aseth9541
      @aseth9541 7 років тому +1

      Person Personworth not on the audiences. Yes.

    • @JT-jt2id
      @JT-jt2id 7 років тому +5

      You do realise all the examoles given above were debates, right? Philosophers argue, politicians debate, friends and family squabble.

    • @jeice13
      @jeice13 7 років тому +3

      Adit Seth debates have their disadvantages too. Things like the inability to fluidly respond to the other sides statements, just shoving in more than they have time to refute, requiring a constant standard of proof (at least as far as i know) that assumes certain institutions are actually trustworthy and that doesnt work with things that have gone unstudied for one reason or another. Overall debating seems to be its own skill and in some cases i have seen people lose debates solely due to a lack of said skill and not an inaccurate position

  • @soda3185
    @soda3185 5 років тому +9

    This video is the equivalent of those game hacks tutorials that say: "This is for entertainment purposes only" lol

  • @devgupta817
    @devgupta817 6 років тому +138

    How to win an Argument?
    *Break their Mouth*

  • @voids.5917
    @voids.5917 7 років тому +61

    Instructions not clear, wife still won argument

  • @IX_4
    @IX_4 5 років тому +17

    I'm just gonna tell ny opponents "i CarriEd YoU fOr NiNE mOnTHs"
    Or
    "gO tO yOur rOoM"
    or
    "DiSreSpEcTfUL"

  • @melvinda3569
    @melvinda3569 4 роки тому +5

    Finally, a way chance to win a fight againts a karen in a conversation

  • @gob3855
    @gob3855 5 років тому +110

    if i get in an argument, I dont talk.
    I fart then walk away

    • @CleanTeamSolutions
      @CleanTeamSolutions 5 років тому +16

      I've been eating a lot more protein lately and 'protein farts' are incredible room clearers. I had no idea there was such a thing till I googled it.

    • @daspicybirb9356
      @daspicybirb9356 4 роки тому +2

      Ever heard of staircase wit?

    • @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.
      @DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. 4 роки тому +4

      Where can one learn this power???

    • @xexpaguette
      @xexpaguette 4 роки тому +2

      I fake sneeze.
      They immediately start screaming at me, while I walk away.
      A similar, but more deadly tactic.

  • @gkumar262
    @gkumar262 3 роки тому +10

    Tips to win an argument
    1) twisting the sentence
    2) keep blaming
    3) consistently provoking
    4) pointing out mistakes
    5) Never waiting for an answer keep firing without a break

    • @nondescriptnyc
      @nondescriptnyc Рік тому

      This was totally true-until maybe last year. These days, you can simply win an argument by randomly screaming, “Don’t you care about the future of our children?” when the argument has nothing to do with children. This is true for both extreme left and the extreme right!

  • @leovincent7417
    @leovincent7417 6 років тому +464

    Be right in the first place use the right vocabulary and strong logic.

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 6 років тому +32

      True but sadly people use tricks to make the general audience think otherwise.

    • @mysteriousDSF
      @mysteriousDSF 6 років тому +21

      Leo Vincent but then the person you argue with will make fun of one of your features (let's say 'you've got ears like Dumbo') and everybody around will laugh at you and the person won and you lost you will feel it

    • @mickyw377
      @mickyw377 6 років тому +4

      Leo Vincent ‘Shut up, nerd’

    • @grizzlyowlbear3538
      @grizzlyowlbear3538 6 років тому +1

      'No u'

    • @sasdagreat8052
      @sasdagreat8052 6 років тому +13

      If the only way to be right in an argument was to be right in the first place, politics would be much more different from what it is today.

  • @andrewevenson7798
    @andrewevenson7798 7 років тому +225

    At the beginning you said an argument is a war to be won. I completely disagree, if you treat an argument like a war there are no winners, only people with opposing views. If you treat an argument correctly, it can be a learning experience for both parties. In a good argument, there is someone who is right, and there is someone who learns. If anyone loses you are doing it wrong. The sooner people view arguments as learning opportunities the easier people will get along. Of course during subjective arguments neither person can be right, so you should have 2 learners. That being said, I understand the point of this video.

    • @RamzaBeoulves
      @RamzaBeoulves 7 років тому +14

      This is only comment here that deserves to be pinned.

    • @mrblonde609
      @mrblonde609 7 років тому +9

      Yeah, pretty much this. When i was younger, i've read Schopenhauer, but now i have come to the conclusion that it's not about winning an argument, because there isn't really a win at all when your counterpart still thinks, that he is right and you are wrong. In most cases you will never change the opinion of another one, hence you 'haven't achieved anything. An argument in which people come to an agreement or someone is teaching the other one some things, are a win for both parties. That's the true and only way to win in an argument.

    • @Excolobaid
      @Excolobaid 6 років тому +4

      but the vast majority of people you'll argue with will use dirty tricks anyway. And even if you know it, you basically can't do anything but pointing it out, and start an argument about how your opponent used a dirty trick to win the argument... Arguments suck. The only valuable debates are philosophical or scientific debates, because then you're not trying to win, but to get the truth.

    • @85Esparta
      @85Esparta 6 років тому +1

      whoooosh

    • @edwardmaxwell3951
      @edwardmaxwell3951 6 років тому

      Excolobaid Exactly! Anybody in a position of power uses dirty tricks to get there, especially politicians and business executives. If you're in a political debate or a board room, it's basically verbal warfare and you have to come prepared.

  • @wesk2675
    @wesk2675 5 років тому +5

    How to win an argument:
    Tell your opponent "suck it up cupcake."

  • @angelmakima
    @angelmakima 7 років тому +6

    Just say: "Look over there!"
    GUY: "Where!!!"
    Me: "Broke your neck!"
    FATALITY

  • @dstinnettmusic
    @dstinnettmusic 6 років тому +33

    Kafka Traps are a really fun debate trick.
    If someone is getting angry, just ask if this is how they treat their family and raise questions about potential violent language and behavior (because after all, if a stranger on the internet can make you so angry, then imagine how angry a person who lives with you every day can make you)

  • @BlakeAerni
    @BlakeAerni 7 років тому +21

    If you attack the person and not the argument, that will most likely backfire in the end lol

  • @Me-rd7po
    @Me-rd7po 5 років тому +10

    5:17 "do you want to sleep with me ?"
    solid facts right there

  • @averagejoe9229
    @averagejoe9229 7 років тому +8

    With the kafka trap; ask the other party what's it gonna take to prove them wrong.

    • @darwinxavier3516
      @darwinxavier3516 6 років тому +2

      And then they'll come up with some convoluted bullshit that you are either incapable of doing or wouldn't be worth the effort.

  • @powerfulgecko5239
    @powerfulgecko5239 5 років тому +7

    When your future enemy watches this video

  • @Kingofmolotov
    @Kingofmolotov 7 років тому +20

    I DIRECTLY walk away from a debate when the opponent begins to use ad hominems. My time is better spent elsewhere.
    Whereas non sequiturs, I'll point them out and try to reframe the debate.

    • @migkillerphantom
      @migkillerphantom 7 років тому +9

      Prinz von Kirchberg so you give the floor to your opposition. If there is an audience, congratulations, you just got discredited and "lost". This is why irrational argumentation dominates politics, it takes less energy to defeat your opponent.

  • @drbarney1000
    @drbarney1000 5 років тому

    In France you can win any debate by breaking out a box of desiccated grapes and announce, "J'ai raison."

  • @gameplayerpoland4849
    @gameplayerpoland4849 7 років тому +10

    Kafka trap reminds me of this : Do your mom knows that you take drugs?

    • @shafaet1194
      @shafaet1194 7 років тому

      *Does
      Also that's a nice one though xD

  • @georgeb2743
    @georgeb2743 6 років тому +83

    Denial equals guilt... WHO SMELT IT DELT IT !

    • @andrasfogarasi5014
      @andrasfogarasi5014 6 років тому +2

      YOU MUST CONFESS TO PROVE YOUR INNOCENCE

    • @ONeill01
      @ONeill01 6 років тому

      But whoever articulate it, particulate it!

    • @krunkhut6261
      @krunkhut6261 6 років тому +1

      Say the rhyme do the crime

    • @TheFel0x
      @TheFel0x 6 років тому

      Sounds like a trick that soneone needs to use who is W R O N G.

    • @brianhoule3219
      @brianhoule3219 6 років тому

      Yup , i agree with the smelt it , dealt it theory !!!

  • @wholestick5986
    @wholestick5986 2 роки тому +1

    these are good techniques to add to my trolling arsenal

  • @pablobronstein1247
    @pablobronstein1247 7 років тому +9

    Ad populum fallacy is an excellent tool to spin facts in your favor. There are many variations of that fallacy, for example "if many agree something to be true so it must be true ". And the appeal to nature "if it is natural it must be right and good". Although appeal to nature is terrible fallacy, radiation is natural and so is cancer, you get the gist.

  • @NewerSing
    @NewerSing 7 років тому +18

    Ad hominem leads to loss. You only use insults when you lose. If you disguise it as criticism then it might play off. There are a lot of strategies, but the ones with subtle lacing are the strongest, opponents usually have no timr to prepare of recover if you go fill blitz on them with that

    • @arturzathas499
      @arturzathas499 7 років тому

      if it leads to loss how can you possibly use them "when you lose", meaning you either use them after you lose or using them leads to loss ( i understand what you mean btw, i just had to call you on it ;))

    • @ThatCamel104
      @ThatCamel104 7 років тому

      Not necessarily. You can insult someone and still win.

    • @RamzaBeoulves
      @RamzaBeoulves 7 років тому +1

      You lose the second you rely on logical fallacies.

  • @Bagunka
    @Bagunka 7 років тому +6

    The best way to win an argument when facts aren't on your side, is to close your ears and yell "La-la-la-la-la!"

  • @TheShadowless
    @TheShadowless 5 років тому +3

    Mum’s “Because I said so”:
    I’m about to end this videos whole career...

  • @ablueparasol
    @ablueparasol 6 років тому +12

    State what has to be proved
    Choose your definitions to control the conversation
    Persuade the audience, not the opponent
    Denying means guilty
    Attack the person not the argument to distract
    The absurd proposition

  • @Squalidarity
    @Squalidarity 7 років тому +106

    Say it with me: attention is the currency of the marketplace of ideas.

    • @CoffeeBreaks
      @CoffeeBreaks  7 років тому +14

      attention is the currency in the marketplace of ideas.

    • @greatlordbalder788
      @greatlordbalder788 7 років тому +1

      There seems to be a problem with your profile picture. The Flash and Circle isn't supposed to have a red line through the middle.

    • @AnabolicAsylum
      @AnabolicAsylum 7 років тому +1

      Treading closely to a logical fallacy
      Arguementum Ad Populum

  • @joshk.
    @joshk. 7 років тому +12

    this channel is so quickly becoming one of my favourite channels, every video is quality. keep it up!

  • @kristijanmehun2382
    @kristijanmehun2382 4 роки тому +1

    Being right and winning an argument are two COMPLETELY different things.
    You can always be right if you objectively look at things, admit when your wrong, learn from those mistakes, consider other peoples feelings and strive to grow as a person... you don't need any tricks if you are morally and objectively right. Credibility is key... it just takes some time

  • @sandstormgamers6295
    @sandstormgamers6295 6 років тому +38

    Titel: "how to ALWAYS win an argument"
    Video: "no one can ALWAYS win an argument"
    Me: 🤦🤦🤦🤦

    • @sindrestokke79
      @sindrestokke79 5 років тому

      SandStormGamers Didn’t he just say «no one is always right»?

    • @WhiteBoyTariq
      @WhiteBoyTariq 5 років тому +1

      I wouldn't listen to somebody who can't spell title correctly.

    • @ishaboy5090
      @ishaboy5090 5 років тому +4

      @@WhiteBoyTariq or to someone who thinks a typo is indicative of a person's spelling ability and someone who thinks spelling is indicative of someone's intelligence 😬

    • @WhiteBoyTariq
      @WhiteBoyTariq 5 років тому

      @@ishaboy5090 true I was just bieng a troll

    • @shmsaaa
      @shmsaaa 4 роки тому

      SandStormGamers
      You: Titel
      Me: 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

  • @danielmaingi3005
    @danielmaingi3005 7 років тому +216

    It seems Trump has mastered all the tricks

    • @osnisida
      @osnisida 7 років тому +17

      Dan Maingi he has learned from the great kek

    • @catarinamelchiorgomes8750
      @catarinamelchiorgomes8750 7 років тому +3

      Your fascist

    • @caiden5855
      @caiden5855 7 років тому +10

      Henrique Melchior Gomes Nein

    • @migkillerphantom
      @migkillerphantom 7 років тому +22

      Hillary was trying all the same shit, she just didn't have the charisma or quick wits.

    • @FrenchcoreFlava
      @FrenchcoreFlava 7 років тому

      Wouldn't that just make him a narcissist?

  • @PinInCruiZ
    @PinInCruiZ 7 років тому +94

    Thanks now I can persuade people that my gender is vape mod

  • @sequencer7-l7p
    @sequencer7-l7p 6 років тому

    + Good explanation
    + Sequentially list
    + Interesting topic
    + LoFi hip-hop background
    Found a good channel. Thank you!

  • @rebelbeammasterx8472
    @rebelbeammasterx8472 7 років тому +4

    YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD

  • @fayella6790
    @fayella6790 7 років тому +16

    I hate that my mother does this.

  • @ItsSota
    @ItsSota 7 років тому +5

    Don't need this cuz I am always right and I know everything

  • @avelus5984
    @avelus5984 5 років тому +18

    If someone says “Because I said so”, reply with “So?”

  • @anubhav3674
    @anubhav3674 5 років тому +8

    Step 1: dont argue with your mother
    Cause you know she will win

  • @MaxMiesen
    @MaxMiesen 6 років тому +131

    1:20 Are we gonna ignore how Ted just got bamboozled by Bernie

    • @MaxMiesen
      @MaxMiesen 6 років тому +35

      @Brennan McClelland what? did you not see how bernie completely exposed his logical fallacy?

    • @MaxMiesen
      @MaxMiesen 6 років тому +27

      @Brennan McClelland no, ted cruz "ran as a republican and not right wing" the same way bernie "ran as an independent not a socialist" just like he stated

    • @joeroganofficial5433
      @joeroganofficial5433 6 років тому

      Yes

    • @ninjacouch9351
      @ninjacouch9351 6 років тому +5

      @@joeroganofficial5433 Right wing and rpublican pretty much mean the same thing though. Independant == Socialist?

    • @joeroganofficial5433
      @joeroganofficial5433 6 років тому +5

      Tiago Carvalho
      Scandinavian countries are free market not socialist

  • @abdullaharshad5350
    @abdullaharshad5350 6 років тому +5

    When someone tries to roast me i put in mirror in front of me

  • @vallila8493
    @vallila8493 4 роки тому +1

    Thanks I’ll definitely use this on one of my fake arguments in the bathroom

  • @Zane_Alto
    @Zane_Alto 5 років тому +4

    Me: Shut up
    Brother: You have anger issues
    Me: Omg no I don't
    Brother: You are in denial
    Me: No I'm nootttt
    Brother: That's what someone who's in denial would say
    ☠☠☠☠☠

    • @丅丅丅-b4c
      @丅丅丅-b4c 5 років тому +2

      That's when you punch him in the face and prove him right

    • @Zane_Alto
      @Zane_Alto 5 років тому +1

      @PanzerFauz Nice I'll try that but if that doesnt work then ....🥊🥊

  • @troyexe-fp5fe
    @troyexe-fp5fe 7 років тому +46

    At 0:39 the syncing of the video with music sounds like Trump was about to go in on the beat
    And I hear that jinsang in the background okay I see you

  • @thefantorangster2491
    @thefantorangster2491 6 років тому +10

    I`ve seen the «the absurd proposition» on both sides of gun control. I’ve seen people say “If there was a innocent child walking to school would you want her to get shot?”
    I’ve also seen a person who claimed that without guns all children, old people, women and disabled people would have been raped and murdered and robbed all the time, and somehow got a lot of upvotes and all the comments agreed. What about the places without guns. And who do you think would win a gun fight. A child, an old person, a person in a wheelchair or a grown man. Everyone could kill anyone unless they have really good security. Who would win? A sleeping grandma with a gun. Or an intruder who sneaked up on her. The intruder could choke her.

    • @827Drew
      @827Drew 6 років тому

      RX4000, well yeah, the intruder would win in that scenario, but he'd probably also win against a grandma who had no gun when she was awake. So the intruder would just win around 100% of the time if the grandma had no gun, but less of the time if she did. At least she might have a chance with the gun if she was awake when the intruder entered.
      Anyone would probably die, or get raped if they were sleeping when the intruder entered, gun or not. If they happened to wake up though, I'd have to say granny has a far better chance with a gun.

    • @Rollerbear712
      @Rollerbear712 6 років тому

      RX4000 Bias always beats logic. Those upvotes are representative of the number of people on that side of the general argument who saw the comment, not the amount of people who agreed.

    • @827Drew
      @827Drew 6 років тому

      @Scott Derry Indeed, what are we going to ban next, knives? After all, I'm sure butchers murder people on the side of the street all the time.

    • @827Drew
      @827Drew 6 років тому

      @Scott Derry Totally agree with you.
      Unfortunately, I also have to agree with you that if people have no way to protect themselves, there could be another situation like those.
      What's also unfortunate is I doubt people like you or me will win this battle.

    • @827Drew
      @827Drew 6 років тому

      @Scott Derry Yeah, Marxism doesn't really work, does it? If that were to take over, everyone would just expect other people to protect the people they care about, and they wouldn't even have any guns to do it. I'm 'sure' if there were no guns, everyone would suddenly become more courageous.
      I think some personal responsibility might just be a better option.

  • @seansweetjohnson69
    @seansweetjohnson69 3 роки тому

    How to Win Any Arguement
    1 : Hack their IP
    2 : Identify their Location and Region
    3 : Call FBI to his house

  • @myopinionsarefacts
    @myopinionsarefacts 7 років тому +96

    I will file this away, for reasons...