And also a bloodbath, Teesti against a savage Alex would get horrifically mutilated and then devoured Teesti may fight for honor, but a savage Alex would fight to the death
Even gia was worried about him lol she tried to help get him up but alex just keeps standing on he's own that fast i wonder how the hell he hasn't broken he's bones after getting butthurt in each film
@@jaquanscott1890 nah, it’s common knowledge that the old lady is the most powerful being in the Madagascar Cinematic Universe. Even the penguins and Mort can’t stack up with her if she’s going all out, so Wild Alex doesn’t stand a chance.
@@Defectum138 In real life, she is nothing. And i was satisfied that she got yeeted and ran over by the penguins. So karma for her from what she did to Alex by beating him up.
@@ksteven9299I would say the second one, Alex would already be in extreme pain, and it would double or even triple with the immediate kick that he was given before he could recover.
@@Marki_The_Fox Yeah totally. He was recovering after the first one and the second one she really got to wind her foot back and really let him have it. Poor guy had to take one in front of everyone. All for Marty.
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He got hurt a lot in the first movie. It takes up more than the sequels combined. Lol
I know
How many times is Alex going get hurt
Alex deserves a break. Especially since he got get kicked twice for just trying to be a good friend.
Ya know if Alex went Savage against Teetsi in the second film it would’ve been hilarious
And brutal.
And also a bloodbath, Teesti against a savage Alex would get horrifically mutilated and then devoured
Teesti may fight for honor, but a savage Alex would fight to the death
The first movie is nothing but Alex torture. Lmao
Then some of Marty, then King Julien, with Penguins sprinkled in who get too low of credit in the end credits.
Don’t forget Melman
Alex got his balls kicked three times in the first one alone. He deserves a break.
@@ksteven9299 that's why when he got kicked in the nuts the second time he asked "would you give a guy a break??" lmao
@@mitchelllombard3789 Yeah. Alex deserves a break. That was a long night.
0:12 Always a classic.
0:05, 0:11, 0:36 DEEZ NUTS!!
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The best parts of the movies.
@@Marki_The_Fox My favorite parts too. Like he’s just a lion. It shouldn’t happen to him.
I really like how he fell 3 time talking to gia 💀
Even gia was worried about him lol she tried to help get him up but alex just keeps standing on he's own that fast i wonder how the hell he hasn't broken he's bones after getting butthurt in each film
After all the pain Alex went through adjusting to the wild he deserves a nice girl like Gia.
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Ben Stiller practicially played himself with Alex
Alex been through it all
Dreamworks loves abusing main characters Lol
Alex the Lion is my favorite character from Madagascar🦁.
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The thumbnail 💀💀💀
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Still went through more pain than Ellie.
He gets hurt quite a lot
0:47 “Oh no!! AARGH!!!”
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Offscreen, Alex comes across a beehive and ends up stung by its pissed-off residents
Happy 1st Anniversary, Every time Alex gets hurt in the Madagascar trilogy (2021/2022)
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Never pause a Madagascar movie.
Don't wait for the ads
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0:05 My man just got kicked in the t-bone steak and didn't even drop to the ground like a champ
That was a real rough one. Guy needs a break.
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@@zacgriffin8247 yeah that many times. Just ouch.
0:47 🌴 🦁 OH NO!! 😮 WHOOOA!! 😂😂😂 I’ve always loved that line.
1st Alex gets crushed by a tree, then 2nd Lightning Mcqueen gets crushed by a cactus.
Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson
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I don’t blame him. I get hurt the most in my family.
OH NO AHHH. 0:47
classic
🌴 OH NO!! 😮 WHOOOA!! 😂😂😂 I’ve always loved that line.
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0:47 Oh no! 0:48 Ahhh!
I counted 79 times Alex gets hurt in the first film alone 😂
Man he really needed that break
Makunga and Alex never showed their wild instinct against granny in the sequel.
Alex getting hurt in the nuts compilation:
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0:11
0:37
2:00
2:09 (maybe? idk)
Thats it
She really went for his weak spot.
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I hadn’t thought about that last one, that’s hilarious.
Man, The Crotch Shots are hilarious.
Guy took 3 shots to the jewels in the first movie alone.
@@ksteven9299 Right in the crotch.
@@bardthenascarfanaticdragonYeah and in front of everyone.
@@ksteven9299 What a trooper.
@@bardthenascarfanaticdragon For real. He said “never leave a man behind” for Marty.
0:05 and 0:12 The old lady kicked Alex in the nuts, 0:07 she sprayed pepper spray in his eyes and Alex was like “My eyes!”
If Alex went wild crazy loin she would’ve been dead
@@jaquanscott1890 nah, it’s common knowledge that the old lady is the most powerful being in the Madagascar Cinematic Universe. Even the penguins and Mort can’t stack up with her if she’s going all out, so Wild Alex doesn’t stand a chance.
@@Defectum138 In real life, she is nothing. And i was satisfied that she got yeeted and ran over by the penguins. So karma for her from what she did to Alex by beating him up.
Yeah she got him good
@@Defectum138Dobois is definitely much stronger than her
poor alex
Oh that's got hurt
He needs a break.
Alex gets hit in the nuts
More then once
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I feel sorry for him I hope he feels ok
Pal went through it all.
Poor poor Alex!
Alex this is painful😣😣😣😣😖😖😖😖😖
Guy deserves a break.
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Alakay “Alex” the Lion deserves to have a girlfriend like Gia the Jaguar from Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted 08/06/2012.
Dat dumnail doe
He is one durable cat i'll give him that
Imagine Alex actually fought against teetsi
He'd still get pounded
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0:03 and 0:05 and 0:07 to 0:11 is brutal
Also at 0:05 I think the old lady broke his crotch bone 🦴 with that honk sound right someone reply to me and tell me what you think
@@elizabethwatson9499 Yeah she got him real good with that one and the one at 0:12. And everyone saw it.
Man was so nice and got payed with a kick to the nuts.
@@ksteven9299The way he flies up and cries out is hilarious lol but you know those hurt with the crunch sound effect lol
You can hear punching in most of the scenes
He gets hurt like 63 times in the first movie
What a butt monkey
That thumbnail is glorious! 🤣
Poor Alex 🥺😢 But at least the Good news is that there are so many people in his life that Love ❤️ and care for him so much
Yeah. He took quite the hits for Marty. Also why he’s so lovable.
I’m pretty sure it was over a hundred and 20 times
0:12 Alex Brutual
She got him where it hurts.
Right in the batteries 😂
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@@ksteven9299
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the lion abuse
0:47 “OH NOOO! AAAAAAAHHHHH!”
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Pain in his foot paw, I love it.
Every time Alex gets hurt. Fred shout my leg!
0:41-0:42 what the hey hey FOMMFCROTMFFLMMFAO 😂😂😂😂
Work of art
Fancy seeing you here.
@@ksteven9299
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You forgot the scene when Alex collided with Marty
yea I think by the time I got to the third film I got bored and just skimmed through most of it so I may have accidentally missed a couple lol sorry
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0:37😂😂😂😂😂😂
Alex was so weird and scary in the first movie
The old lady kicked his ass and Gloria grabbed him with her arm choking him
@@jaquanscott1890 but Gloria also stroked him, which is sus
I see what u mean but it wasn't bad, it was funny and entertaining!
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Yeah. Dude went through it all in the first movie
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It went over 158 times much more painful to Alakay “Alex” the Lion.
1:36 forgot the waterfall
0:05
Bro the thumbnail 😂
2:00 - Mine is that she give Alex ,the nasty Classic Zipple crank
Ryan The Lion Reference Young Alex Lion Madagascar 2
1:45 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ahahaha 😂 😆 🤣 😅 i almost got me jack me up all times!
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Nana hurt my alex
Fr 😢
He deserves a break.
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@@ksteven9299
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Holy fricking god dude! Thats so fricking hilarious!!
He went through everything.
@ksteven9299 I know right, Alex that's so fighting hilarious 😂
@@daoyang5988 Definitely
He's a cat though cat
0:47 oh no ahh
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🌿: MOUTH
🪵: FEET 1
🌵: FEET 2
🎋: HEAD
🌴: BODY
Poor alex 😂😂😂😂😂
If I had the cash every time he gets hurt I'll have enough to pay his vet bill
@@blueraccoon1088
Poor Alakay!
(Laughing) 😂 🤣 😅 it's funny because it's make me laugh 😆
Madagascar Nutshots
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Oh yeah. He definitely felt those ones. Which one do you think is the most painful?
@@ksteven9299
0:05 0:12 2:01 Nana kicking Alakay “Alex” the Lion in the balls.
@@ksteven9299I would say the second one, Alex would already be in extreme pain, and it would double or even triple with the immediate kick that he was given before he could recover.
@@Marki_The_Fox Yeah totally. He was recovering after the first one and the second one she really got to wind her foot back and really let him have it. Poor guy had to take one in front of everyone. All for Marty.
O O F
0:38 What scene is this?
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It's Soooo Funny!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
1:32-1:33 FOMMFCROTMFFLMMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Should i call a doctor, a vet or zoologist?
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2:02 😮😮😮😮😮 HOLY SH*T DUDE!!! 😮😮😮😮😮😮 0:51 - 0:53
That thumbnail is cursed😂😂😂😂
Cool I wish you could make a video of Marty The Zebra getting hurt
Marty the Zebra
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Alex is me 😂
Am i the only one who find this satisfying? I always hated alex for his huge ego and selfishnes
He should've been voiced by a Kenyan.
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Right in the pridelands...
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