@@Mrkabrat there are implications that Nito killed masses of pregnant women. 1, the skeletons in the big room before Nito all are female and were likely pregnant, leaving behind the skeletons of their children which are the baby skeletons. 2, the pinwheel statues show the mother with spikes protruding from her abdomen and the child with spikes through its eyes. 3, pinwheel the father was attempting to revive his dead wife and child by means of necromancy and stole the rite of kindling from Nito. Nito then cursed him to be merged with his family which is why they are fused together. 4, this one is a bit of a stretch as the sound effect is also used in Demon's Souls, but when Nito does his toxic gravelord sword stab a woman's voice can be heard screaming that is very distinct from Nito's own death scream.
While all of them are nightmare fuel, only the Mushroom children are adorable. How they just walk around the garden, fall down, very cute. And they even run to their parents for safety if they are in danger. And for some reason make a common Loon call when they die.
@@GBA-049 The first one is in Anor Londo, the ghosts that have lightning attacks carry babies The second one I think he is referring to the very small animals underground, I thought they were pygmy versions of animals since they don't have much space or sunlight, so they adapted to the underground that way, but maybe they are babies
The bloodborne babies from No.3 cause frenzy with that single little chomp. It isn't instant frenzy, but a huge chunk from the initial bite and then build up after. 1 bite can can kill a player that doesn't have a sedative ready. Found this out first hand by letting one have a nibble.
It's surprising there are babies in the soulbornes games because you wouldn't think a game is dark to have em. Also I didn't know BB actually had some but I feel bad doe the BB and DeS one.
@@alfalldoot6715 yeah isn't it like 1 guy per pot, and the bigger pots are like mass graves where Ig the bodies weren't uhhh....distinguishable enough to seperate after crossing paths with any of the demigods in the war of the shattering.
I'll never understand why Ocelot wasn't rendered for Ocerios's fight. Seems like a weird place to pull emotional punches considering, yknow, DS1 baby skeleton cave
I read somewhere that it might had something to do with age restrictions, as smashing a baby mid fight during a cutscene is something different than killing small enemies in the overworld. No idea if it's true. Baby ocelot is technically still there the model is just wearing a mask to make it invisible.
There's a few more layers of abstraction between "killing" a tiny undead skeleton and watching a realistically modeled baby get pulverised. Ofc its all a video game but one just kinda hits different. I think if they wanted to they could have added an Ocelot model and not have that be extremely tasteless if they cut away before you saw it hurt, but its still an iffy line to cross. And dark souls isn't really that kind of shock horror series.
@BrainOfStone they might as well have been lol. But if you kill them 12 times they turn into grown up boars. And if you kill THOSE 12 times they turn into one giant ass boar.
Some new additions to this "roster" are Elden Ring's baby land octopuses and infant Kindred of Rot, and possibly the smallest Fingercreeper variety, per the DLC summon's description. While the DLC catacombs sorcerers carry babies, those infants might not count as enemies themselves, much like Ocelotte in DS3.
Child mortality rate in Lordran must be quite high, good thing Papa Nito opened an orphanage right outside his doorstep. also those Plague children may look cumbersome when they are above water but they are lightning-fast for some reason when they submerge, you can see it when you lock on to one of them and watch the Lock-On circle follow them when they dive down
1. Mushrooms: Awww, cute! I'm not even mad that their parents deck me in the face for no reason! 2. Baby skeletons: Adorable lil' spooks! I'd like to think that they're so close to Nito's boss area because he looks after them and that is like a daycare of sorts. 3. Lil' baby worm things! 'nuff said. 4. ...Oh.... This just screams "mass-infanticide" and I feel sorry for these little guys... Either that or they are hideously malformed midgets, in which case I'll get my punting boots ready. 5. Poor little guy just wants his mom. Those annoying college kids really dropped the ball.
Of course the number 1 is from the game which is all about pregnancy horror ^^ I am not surprised. I was surprised to see that the baby skeletons actually walk like toddlers! That adds a new horrifying angle to them! And the Demon Souls's ones are really fetuses with their umblicial cord still showing. DeS and Bloodborne are downright horror games.
I almost forgot about the skeletons and little meat blobs. The shroom kids always made me laugh bc their attack was attempting then tripping and falling.
I felt startled and broken seeing the Sweet Child of Kos being born to his mother's desecrated corpse. The poor wizened child, a victim to Byrgenwerth's arrogance. The lengths humanity is willing to go for ascension are baffling. How horribly gut wrenching...
I always found the baby skeletons at the Tomb of the Giants to be really cute and I felt it was such a sick joke that they were no6 only hostile enemies, but also THE best place to farm Humanities outside the DLC! 😔 Lowkey wish you had controlled the cut child Beatrice while venturing there, just because I think it'd be cute to see "big sis Beatrice" looking after and playing with the little ones. 😊
It certainly isn't I felt terrible seeing the Sweet Child of Kos being born to his mother's desecrated corpse. The poor wizened child, a victim to Byrgenwerth's arrogance. Gut wrenching...
It's a baby skeleton 🥰
It's a baby skeleton 💀
Aww cute, little skeletons! And look, some skeletons littering the arena... with wider than normal pelvises... oh, oh no...
@@TheSilly6403The what now?
And worse, they're the best thing to far for humanity...
@@Mrkabrat there are implications that Nito killed masses of pregnant women. 1, the skeletons in the big room before Nito all are female and were likely pregnant, leaving behind the skeletons of their children which are the baby skeletons. 2, the pinwheel statues show the mother with spikes protruding from her abdomen and the child with spikes through its eyes. 3, pinwheel the father was attempting to revive his dead wife and child by means of necromancy and stole the rite of kindling from Nito. Nito then cursed him to be merged with his family which is why they are fused together. 4, this one is a bit of a stretch as the sound effect is also used in Demon's Souls, but when Nito does his toxic gravelord sword stab a woman's voice can be heard screaming that is very distinct from Nito's own death scream.
I hate how you included the Orphan of Kos. You're technically right... but I hate it.
Never forget Bloodborne. The game where you beat up new born babies (or get beaten up).
Be sure to Treat them with nice Very Moist and Firm Handshake 😅
"Weooooow!!!!"
Also demons souls Maiden Astrea battle, where you fight aborted babies. Its horrible.
A baby is technically behind the events of Bloodborne
Never give amphetamines to a new born baby. He'll beat you to death with his mother's own placenta.
While all of them are nightmare fuel, only the Mushroom children are adorable. How they just walk around the garden, fall down, very cute. And they even run to their parents for safety if they are in danger. And for some reason make a common Loon call when they die.
I honestly also always found the baby skeletons to be very cute. Really wish they hadn't been designed as enemies. 😟
3:18 congratulations, it's an eldritch Horror
Honorable mentions: the ghost baby being carried by Banshees in Dark Souls 1
Baby fauna from Elden Ring
Mergo from Bloodborne
What area is that first one in?
@@GBA-049
The first one is in Anor Londo, the ghosts that have lightning attacks carry babies
The second one I think he is referring to the very small animals underground, I thought they were pygmy versions of animals since they don't have much space or sunlight, so they adapted to the underground that way, but maybe they are babies
@@GBA-049 New Londo Ruins.
Ocelot the invisible baby from DS3 is another honourable mention
Mergo is shown at 4:64 if you have the insight
The last one: a baby who refuse to have sleep. Hard to babysit.
Never again would the phrase 'Local man fights newborn' have such a terrifying aura for the opposite reasons.
Love how the music gets slower after each baby
I LOST IT WHEN #1 ENDED UP BEING ORPHAN OF KOS LMAAAOOOOO
The baby skeleton should have all the adult teeth behind the baby teeth
The bloodborne babies from No.3 cause frenzy with that single little chomp. It isn't instant frenzy, but a huge chunk from the initial bite and then build up after. 1 bite can can kill a player that doesn't have a sedative ready.
Found this out first hand by letting one have a nibble.
"They are all cute"
Plague Baby: *exist*
0:35 my unvaccinated child having a severe case of the heebie jeebies (it's okay, at least the government is spying on them)
It's surprising there are babies in the soulbornes games because you wouldn't think a game is dark to have em. Also I didn't know BB actually had some but I feel bad doe the BB and DeS one.
And then Elden Ring being the biggest Fromsoft game, has none
@@windflier1684baby jars
@@zaloon148I mean those could just be normal adult people crushed up into smaller jars, not smaller people crushed into them
@@alfalldoot6715 yeah isn't it like 1 guy per pot, and the bigger pots are like mass graves where Ig the bodies weren't uhhh....distinguishable enough to seperate after crossing paths with any of the demigods in the war of the shattering.
Wandering Madnesses and Nightmare Attendants were always cute to me tbh
This is going to have Orphan of Kos as a technicality isn't it.
Wow called it
I'll never understand why Ocelot wasn't rendered for Ocerios's fight. Seems like a weird place to pull emotional punches considering, yknow, DS1 baby skeleton cave
I assume it was rather an artistic choice to blur the existence of him. When we found Oceiros, he was as magically adequate as he was crazy.
i do like the idea that ocerios is simply just insane
@@Reemon27then why we start to hearing baby crying sound
I read somewhere that it might had something to do with age restrictions, as smashing a baby mid fight during a cutscene is something different than killing small enemies in the overworld. No idea if it's true.
Baby ocelot is technically still there the model is just wearing a mask to make it invisible.
There's a few more layers of abstraction between "killing" a tiny undead skeleton and watching a realistically modeled baby get pulverised. Ofc its all a video game but one just kinda hits different. I think if they wanted to they could have added an Ocelot model and not have that be extremely tasteless if they cut away before you saw it hurt, but its still an iffy line to cross. And dark souls isn't really that kind of shock horror series.
Hellooo? The DS2 baby boars in Majula?! 🐷🐷
I thought they were guinea pigs honestly 😅
@BrainOfStone they might as well have been lol. But if you kill them 12 times they turn into grown up boars. And if you kill THOSE 12 times they turn into one giant ass boar.
and what happens after that?
@@evancalles1411 I forgot what the final boar drops. Cracked red eye orbs I think.
@@evancalles1411 Boars all the way down.
Video of all time to watch at two in the morning
Yep
Uh huh
6am here lol
baby hippos in Elden Ring are my favorite and you should NEVER kill them for their fragments!!
3:50 me when "im baby uwu"
Plague babies from Demon Souls was true horror
Some new additions to this "roster" are Elden Ring's baby land octopuses and infant Kindred of Rot, and possibly the smallest Fingercreeper variety, per the DLC summon's description. While the DLC catacombs sorcerers carry babies, those infants might not count as enemies themselves, much like Ocelotte in DS3.
The baby: 💀 ☠️ 👽 😈
The music: 🥰🥰🥰
Child mortality rate in Lordran must be quite high, good thing Papa Nito opened an orphanage right outside his doorstep.
also those Plague children may look cumbersome when they are above water but they are lightning-fast for some reason when they submerge, you can see it when you lock on to one of them and watch the Lock-On circle follow them when they dive down
Ocelotte could've gotten at least a honorable mention
1. Mushrooms: Awww, cute! I'm not even mad that their parents deck me in the face for no reason!
2. Baby skeletons: Adorable lil' spooks! I'd like to think that they're so close to Nito's boss area because he looks after them and that is like a daycare of sorts.
3. Lil' baby worm things! 'nuff said.
4. ...Oh.... This just screams "mass-infanticide" and I feel sorry for these little guys... Either that or they are hideously malformed midgets, in which case I'll get my punting boots ready.
5. Poor little guy just wants his mom. Those annoying college kids really dropped the ball.
Of course the number 1 is from the game which is all about pregnancy horror ^^ I am not surprised.
I was surprised to see that the baby skeletons actually walk like toddlers! That adds a new horrifying angle to them! And the Demon Souls's ones are really fetuses with their umblicial cord still showing. DeS and Bloodborne are downright horror games.
I will never understand how the baby skeletons are be able to poison you.
Only baby mushroom is cute...
😅
Matter of perspective....
3:18 this really is the saddest one of them all...
I was hoping you would include Orphan of Koss in the list. You didn't disappoint.😊
Hunters be killing pregnant moms like kendrick drops his albums : they don't warn you
Poor Messengers being left out...😢😢😢
Those DeS plague babies ... gives me conniptions ..
Where're the jars?
Based on Jar-Bairn, they might be older than infancy.
@@nightscout9979 how many years can a baby skeleton (remember that is a skeleton of a baby) have before you enter Tombs of the Giants?
Thanks for the look at Mergo at 4:61, never seen her covered in such detail before
Mergo's a girl?
@@alfalldoot6715it’s definitely not a boys name lol
Playing Bloodborne right after having a miscarriage really hits different…
I'm truly sorry, my sincerest condolences
I hope you and your family can recover from this...
#1 Will Shock You! (4:19)
the mushrooms are so cute i always walk up to them and let me smack me around. but sometimes they 1 shot me ^_^
Vigor check moment
Yes, I Zeihandered A child mushroom, get off my case!
There are also baby Jars in Elden Ring.
Oh wow, never realized how the slug babies looked that similar to Ebrietas, with opening faces and wings
4:08 Old faces tend to look alike. Still I just realised how similar the Orphan looks to Gehrman.
i love how the music tells you "what do you think about this baby"
and then suddenly i see someone get birth
I almost forgot about the skeletons and little meat blobs. The shroom kids always made me laugh bc their attack was attempting then tripping and falling.
Ocelotte: 😢
Can you cover the Kindred of Rot babies? The ones that crawl on their bellies? I remember you showing them slightly in the Juvenile Scholar video.
I felt startled and broken seeing the Sweet Child of Kos being born to his mother's desecrated corpse. The poor wizened child, a victim to Byrgenwerth's arrogance. The lengths humanity is willing to go for ascension are baffling.
How horribly gut wrenching...
My favorite are the Big-Bell-Babies in Sekiro.
Ah, children! No adventure is complete without them!
I always found the baby skeletons at the Tomb of the Giants to be really cute and I felt it was such a sick joke that they were no6 only hostile enemies, but also THE best place to farm Humanities outside the DLC! 😔
Lowkey wish you had controlled the cut child Beatrice while venturing there, just because I think it'd be cute to see "big sis Beatrice" looking after and playing with the little ones. 😊
what about mini midra from elden ring dlc? he is pretty cute
the hidden baby rat in the sewers on ds1
2:43 in and i just realized the title means baby as it these are baby npc's/characters and not
"that's a baby"
what's with the music? all of these are adorable
ankle biters
0:39 lol !
Bro I stomped those baby skeletons straight into dust
"Babyborn"
Forgot about the babt shrimp in elden ring
Man I definitely don’t remember the baby skeletons 😮
I'm conflicted
Should I say "Awwww"
Or "AAAAHHHHHHHH"?
THE MUSIC ....LOL
Imagine the daycare
No. 1: Peppino Sphagetti (they use the same scream effects)
Our dear little ocelot?
I love those tiny Tetsuo bloody meat babies
no baby pots?😢
or Miranda Sprouts
Tonitrus wielder, nice
3:19
sooo cute 🥰🥰
0:38 has high meme potential
Going to fight manus and getting ransacked by skelebabies freaked me out.
Nito*
Dude the baby skeletons are so cute! I never kill them
2:01 to be fair can you even call that a baby ? If I gave birth to that I would tell the doctor to put it back in as it's clearly not ready yet
Baby shroomers are the cutest
...
OH! It's NOT a top 5 most CUTE babies! It's a top 5 most DISTURBING babies!
Cute!! Good cosplay idea though. 🤔
He bebe
5.awwwwww
4.AWWWWWW
3.UUUUUHHHHHH
2.UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
1.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What about monstrosity of sin in DS3. If not baby, then why baby shaped?
What about the mini demi-human?
This better be in reverse order where bb mushrooms are #1 cause I will 1v1 you.
Where's Ocelot? Oh yeah, right...
Where is ocelot??
What about the vase baby from elden ring?
I hate the plague babies in Demon’s Souls so much
最後のだけかわいくないと思うがどうか? (´・ω・`)
It certainly isn't
I felt terrible seeing the Sweet Child of Kos being born to his mother's desecrated corpse. The poor wizened child, a victim to Byrgenwerth's arrogance. Gut wrenching...
Actual children skeletons
Baby piggies in DS2
Lil baby man
they're just lil guys
let's not forget the disgusting hand babies in dark souls 3
Thankfully I don't think they are canonically babies, still one of the cutest ones in the series! 🥰🥰
Kosm is the oldest looking baby by far
Whats the game titles
Dark Souls 1
Dark Souls 1
Bloodborne
Demon's Souls
Bloodborne
どんどん可愛くなくなっていく……
The abortion army of the feminist I cursed at on Twitter is coming to kill me.
Search thine own self
Why doesn't anyone want to have kids these days?
*Shows Video*