Mii Channel Music but it̷ ̷i̶n̴s̸i̷d̵i̴o̵u̶s̵l̶y̸ ̶g̴e̴t̷s̵ d̸͎į̶ş̶c̷̹o̸͚r̷̴̷̴̤̣̟͉d̷̸̵̴̯̳̰ͅant
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- Опубліковано 15 жов 2024
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Original description:
Yes, this is the original video.
Original Title: "Mii Channel Music but sometḩ̴̈́i̴̬͑n̶̗̓g̶͉͒'̸̻͌s̵̻̿ ̵͚͋ã̷̞m̶̡̑i̸̡͝s̶̖͂ṣ̵͘.̴̩̌.̷͕̃.̶̼̔"
Contribute Captions: www.youtube.com...
aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vd2F0Y2g/dj1IVkdPN29CUkhTcw==
How the school band sounds trying to recreate a song
Uh-
No comment
Sadly my band actually isn't that bad so i can't make fun of it
Honestly
so accurate that hurts
just had a band concert tonight, and the only way I could describe it is this video.
Abby from wii sports omg fr tho😂 I used to play trombone and was so embarrassed for the audience
I like how in the German subs there's
"Donkey sound"
"Going down to hell"
"Please restart Your PC"
"(How did I get here?)"
"Violin dies"
DEPRESSION
Turn on Dutch
“Violin dies”
RIP
Depression
Bwans_Art look at it in ASL
“This cry for help was made possible by Squarespace.”
🤣🤣🤣
@Johan Maggiore I thought it was a bitcoin wallet sdgjlkhsglsjfdxf
Are you Doug Walker dude
ua-cam.com/video/avFP67EIYvo/v-deo.html
Wait it wasn’t raid shadow legends
日本語字幕の独特さほんとに好き
I don’t speak Bing chilling…
@@Trout636that's japanese😭
うぎゃあ
@@Trout636blud 😭
遊んでるんよな字幕w
deaf people when the sign language subtitles say hands: *mmmm yes*
Wh-.....BROOO WHAT WAS THATTTT
*they never stop*
*THΊ ÎŚ JÜŚT WHŒ Ï ÆM MÓM, ÍTŚ ÑŒT Ä FÆŚËWHWUSHWJHSHUH-*
Yoshikage Kira: *happiness intensifies*
My subtitles just say AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I’ve discovered a new genre of music: *Anxiety*
You just perfectly described this video
Aka my constant state of being
Amen
Giraffage has a song called "Anxiety" if any masochists want more anxiety recommended to them
ninja warrior noah i hate this
nobody:
the kid in band who doesn’t read the music
me
Steve JoJ lmao
The entire violin section at my school:
Lmao
Trombone 😂😂😂
Always messing it up for the saxophones
字幕の「ｷﾞｬｰｽ」からの「うぎゃあ」がなんか好き
no one:
the sign language captions shifting in between hands, panic, and sponsoring:
oh, you are a sk8 fan! i didn’t think i’d randomly find one in the comments of an unrelated youtube video.
ua-cam.com/video/avFP67EIYvo/v-deo.html
and Arabic at the end I believe
why does youtube need a sign language wont the captions just be the same as the english ones
@@miikkalaukkanen1436 Not that this is the video to ask it. Seeing as they made horrid magic with them. That said, a better question would be: Why are there several English captions, when regional accents and slang doesn't matter.
Me trying to have a smooth conversation with my crush:
I can relate to this
Me trying to have a smooth conversation with anyone:
@@nagi9990 me trying:
@@yupdatsmeboiii damn :(
ua-cam.com/video/2cuv3ly85DQ/v-deo.html
Nobody:
The ASL subtitles: *Three different ads in a row*
Hands
Hands
Hands
Hands
hands
favourite lines (from different caption languages):
"sir, sir, sir"
"CALL 911 JIMMY"
"ree"
"hands"
"umm...adios?"
"*sounds of hell opening*"
"meowowowowowowow"
My anxiety listing to this 📉📉📉📈📉📈📈📈📈📉📈📉📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈
Haha so funny!!!! 😭🥶😂🤣
📉📉📉📈📉📈📈📈📈📉📈📉📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈
📉📉📉📈📉📈📈📈📈📉📈📉📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈
📉📉📉📈📉📈📈📈📈📉📈📉📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈
📉📉📉📈📉📈📈📈📈📉📈📉📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈
Dutch subtitles:
"Try to not hit your grandpa in the face with a wii controller."
LMFAO
Microwave dat vind ik ook
Irish English is good
Haha i am dutch
ik ben hier klaar mee het is nog steeds de duuu
im done with this it's still the duuu
THE AMERICAN SIGN LANGUAGE CAPTION IS SO FFF CURSED
YEA
YEE
W h e r e
“This cry for help was made possible by Squarespace.”
"The silence allows me to listen to the voices inside my head"
懐かしさも味わえて完成度が高いから満足感も味わえて素晴らしい
deaf people vibing to the ASL captions:
💃🕺👯♀️👯♂️👯🕺🕺
Movie: **Jumpscare**
Blind Person: Bruh, I can't see anything
Subtitles: 🤙🖐️🤙🖐️🤟🤲🤏🤌
Blind Person: ⠠⠎⠉⠗⠑⠁⠍⠊⠝⠛ ⠁⠝⠙ ⠠⠋⠁⠗⠞⠊⠝⠛
Hands hands call 911 hands AAAAAAAAAAA hands
Me questioning why deaf people clicked on this video
@@niomet why not
@@tasha2749 You got a point. Forgive my foolishness.
I can only imagine the pain this person went through while making this
Lol yea
ua-cam.com/video/avFP67EIYvo/v-deo.html
ua-cam.com/video/ob3-w9bqCho/v-deo.html
Or what they went through to inspire them to make this
@@colinhayes5318 Anxiety
and ptsd
DDLC theme: _starts playing_
Me: *concern*
When someone finally realized that it showed up: 👁👄👁
Lol didnt think aynone else realized
@@jetrahchith It showed so clear that only a few people could not see w h y
When?
Yes
最後のメロディといい ロゴがだんだん傾いてるとこといい ちょっとずつ壊れてく雰囲気といい
大変JustMonikaみが感じられる動画ですね。
UA-cam, THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN RID OF COMMUNITY CONTRIBUTIONS
Hands
Eggzactly
@@REEEPROGRAM hmmm
@@nallyaaaaaa LMFAO
_hands_
*Entire League of Legends ad*
I was jokingly going to compare this to DDLC
But then
Anna ou-
Monica's coming
i literally watched a doki doki video before this
i was just about to comment that then i came down to do it and oof you already had
@@malignight666 i could technically delete my comment so yours seems like its original
The new game was supposed to come out in 2018 but it didn't so.....
This sounds like me trying to play piano
Lmao underrated comment
me who doesn't play piano ever before: 👁️👄👁️ yes
yes
@True Lytening lmao same i
Same
だんだんロゴが傾いていくの、DDLCの再現か。好き。
No one:
Everyone in the comments:
* s u b t i t l e s *
i started with my 3,5k likes comment for french subtitles
But they're gold
Napoleone Talcei true
It’s. French
o u c h o h m a n y e s h e l p o k
use captions for the best listening experience
LMFAOOOOO THE DA DEEEEEE PART
*descending into complete chaos*
Hi, welcome to Chili's! Yeet.
*Windows crashed*
All of them
Anyone realise that the wii logo is tilting a little after a minute
YouCuber HD OMG
T-that line doesn't work here.
Sidedude boi did you just stutter in typing-
Sidedude boi why did you put a extra T there
Took me literally 7 seconds to notice after 38 seconds in
字幕から世界各国の遊び心を感じられてめっちゃ良い
Whoever did the ASL captions is crying for help and we are just laughing
try irish
PFFF
hands
AAAAAAAAAAAA call 911 errrrrrr
I think the person who wrote the captions are being held hostage by the uploader
The secret to horror is taking something known, comforting, and familiar... and making it foreign, irregular, and strange.
I played another video just like this one for my friend and he hated it. Funniest thing ever
Unironically unnerving.
“This closed caption is sponsored by raid shadow legends” 😀
BHAHAHA
AND READ TILL THE END CAUSE IT BE B B B BE SC SC SCCARRY
No god please no
LMAO 😂😂😂😂
This made me laugh for absolutely no reason
なんか聞きに行きたくなって久しぶりに聴いたら最後DDLCの曲だと言うことに気づいた
最高か
Me: *TURNS ON CAPTIONS*
The captions: *"CALL 911 JIMMY"*
Me: oh :0
....mom?
*scream*
I turned it on right at that point too lmao
666 likes..
HAJAHAJAAJHAAH
Nobody:
American sign Language in subtitles: *it's time to get funky*
*hands*
@@raysaturn *_h a n d s_*
*"why does this exist?"*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- felt that
Someone: what's anxiety feel like?
Me: shows them this video
Ikr 😭
THIS COMMENT WINS
1000th like :p
eeeR
Yo dat‘s fax right there 💯
i love the subtitles
I’ve never seen “insidiously” used in a sentence and now my brain can no longer operate.
Your profile pic matches so well with the comment
I’ve only ever heard that word being used for the movie Insidious lol
Anarchy Yeah, same.
Chris Mourose this video showed up in my recommended after a vocab quiz with “insidious” in it. UA-cam is stalking me
Oof that hurts
WHY IS THERE AMERICAN SIGN LANGUAGE IN THE SUBTITLES IM DEAD-
It's just 'hands'
Virginia Uhi *sponsored by raid shadow legends*
hands
Hands
hands
Bruh seeing what all the different subtitles say feels like trying to find Easter eggs in a video game
Bro your right 😂
The fact he put through the effort to make custom subtitles for a ton of languages is impressive
0:24 with English (Irish) subtitles on
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Aaa
*What? No Mom, everything's fine.*
...Mom?
o ok- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Welcome to another episode of "What You Tube has recommended me today"
Lloyd Smith your Channel is awesome !!!
@@ITZALEXXVX Your reply is lame too 🤦🏽♀️
same
Exactly
Omg 😂😂😂
I sound like this when I talk
Same
Me 2
0:51
Same
Same
whoever made this is going through physiological pain.
Me at the start: Huh, this sounds normal. What's wrong here?
Me a second later: *HEY HEY NOW*
Your your not a star rock
Eliáš Don’t get your your game onnnnnn
Brendan Cooperider sTOP RIGHT THERE SIR I WILL NOT CONDONE BEST GIRL ABUSE
10k subs without videos challenge hey hey hey hey woah woah woah!
you're you're an all star
もう埋もれちゃったけど、助けてほしいのかふざけてんのかはっきりしろ。っていうコメント好き
これは精神図太い系キャラが敵に捕まったんだな
E
あなたのコメントもいつかは…
Google translate did pretty terrible with this one..
@@BumboMcJumbo yep
The true embodiment of anxiety
I KNEW MONICA WAS BEHIND THIS
Yeah.....but its senpai
Mah-nic-a say it slowly over and over until you realize what it sounds like
Monaka from universe 7
Please enter the arena
Oh, I'm late to the party
Noah Roussel 666 LIKES OML
字幕のツッコミもマジで好き
If anxiety was a movie, this would be the main song
SO TRUE
Thanks for the idea.
Yep
My favorite part about this video is how each country's English captions say something different
Papyans same haha the Irish ones were my fav I think
The american english captions are literally every average american guy reaction to this
German subtitles are the best xD
CALL 911 JIMMY
La-la-LAAAA-DE-AHHH
no one:
the dutch subtitles actually having a stroke: "im ruining my life" "help me" "aaaaaaaaaaah" "windowsxp.exe has stopped working|"
Haha klopt
Jazeker
*musiek*
Het is nog
Ok nu wil ik weten hoe ondertiteling kan maken op UA-cam
普通の聞くとこれが頭には再生される。
0:12 captions in french
*Shrek is love*
Lmao
Team je suis français
*inhale*
THATMEMEISDEADAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lol
a c c u r a t e
This is a representation of what having anxiety sounds like
Isabel García exactly
I thought it was the botw guardians theme
This is a representation of what Doki Doki Literature Club sounds like
Isabel García E x a c t l y o m g
French subs : "Shrek is love"
Shrek is life
@@sansmauvaisjeuxdemots1144 #crazybombworld
Shrek is a legend
J'aime pas Shrek.
C'est un 'père vert.'
Nathan Chaput mdr
한국 자막쓰신 분 너무 귀여워요ㅜㅜ
I love how the last 5 seconds just plays the doki doki literature club theme
Yes, cultured one
Oh god..
it triggered my ptsd
It's crazy how it's been 3 years since I played the game and I still instantly recognized it.
@@Iberium Yes! I know, right? It's called trauma ^^/...
This physically hurt listening to, cause you know how its supposed to sound like
Like it's soooo insatisfying
Mini Dechet unsatisfying but yeah im listening to it right now and it annoys me
This is so painful to hear
When your bobbing your head you accidentally bob one too many times or one too few
But what if someone didn’t know how the original went and thought this was correct
Someone: "This sounds fine what's wrong?"
Me: *having a seizure on the floor*
*underrated comment*
Yes
I rather call it: *vibin on the floor intensely*
666
Dont like
The captions agree
i like that the subtitles are telling a different story on every language
Me in the whole video: It's fine
Me when DDLC part plays: *Internal screaming*
*You really left her hanging, didn't you?*
LOL XD XD
@@sw33tnxghtmxres78 that was *sharp* thinking
@@Kingtron5464 I'll always *Beat* you to it.
@@sw33tnxghtmxres78 these jokes really make you *snap* don’t they
Nobody:
French subtitles writer: Shrek is love and likes fries with chocolate
les meilleur sous-titres
YUUUUU GIII OOOHHHHH
Hmmm *frites au chocolat*
*la base virale vpn a été mise a jour*
shrek is love
shrek is life
The UK captions: *mental breakdowns intensify*
American Sign Language: *full panik*
Ireland: *so yeah I’m really not okay I think this music is having an affect on me*
I love the sponsorship of the American Sign Language, really adds to the panik
*hands*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Italian captions: It's all norm- NO WAIT WTF
French captions: _so i like fries with chocolate_
축하합니다 당신은 한국인 댓글을 찾으셨습니다
nobody :
french subtitles : *talk about himself*
Les frites au chocolat 😭😭
@@petitoursbrun1179 MDR coquin 7w7
Ooooouh
Goupiix Dessine le pire c’est le français (belge) qui dit que c’est un crime contre l’humanité x’D
JE DEVRAIS PAS RIGOLER A CA😭😭😭😭
title : 10000000000000/10
song : 1000/10
image : 9.9/10
captions : 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10
Angry Chick accurate
Very accurate
This meme will never stop, will it?
Oh wait that's from a year ago
I just got thos recommend
Thanos
Timi 7272
Just wait for the moment...
Maybe only 2 days remaining
"This meme will never stop"
*Wii it?*
a year ago...
No one
The subtitles:
“CALL THE COPS JIMMY THERES SOMEONES IN THE HOUSE!” “Mom..?” “ IM MY OWN PERSON MOM ITS NOT JUST A PHASE!” Lol I can’t this video is so good
Me: "this is fine"
DDLC theme: *starts*
Me: "this is no longer fine"
when is it
@@junebuggy1 0:57
Omg when I saw and heard it I dropped my phone XD
I was like NOPE NOT AGAIN-
reviving the trauma.
Anxiety builds inside me
i got nervous
Same
No one:
Me, looping this for 10 minutes to read the captions for all the languages:
same
SAME XD
Meanwhile Arabic : *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
‘American sign language’
You have no clue of how to meme.
Mii Channel music but the conductor has multiple strokes or something
that part at 0:27 is pretty beautiful actually...
Killer-FX Ikr.
Same with 0:56
your so right
Can we get a ten hour of that
Killer-FX IKR
No.STop.ANXIETY.
*YOU BETTER STOP- STOP! BITCH STOP !!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
Happï /2nd\ 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
*kill mii*
stAY IN THE FUCKING CORNEER aNXIETY
VIRGIL STOP
My brain trying to remember what the wii theme sounds like
0:36
when the dementia hit
I cant see ur profile pic but i can see the comments on ur profile pic
@@jaslikeart what
999th like
This is freakin' hilarious, and I can't figure out why!
"What does anxiety feel like?"
This
Alaina Price If you think this version of the Mii song is nerve racking then check out the one with no rests
This is like trying to imagine a colour that doesnt exist
I almost spat out my drink.
why the fck is your comment so on point though, amazing
Boneset777 i m p o s s i b l e
No you actually can’t imagine any colour bc all the colours you think of...
*already exists*
@@verzangel2106 if you can describe it using normal colors, then it already exists
Gossip nowadays-toward end
start:Gossip in 2000.
Everyone: *enjoying remix*
Deaf people with CC on: Wtf am I hearing right now
dont worry, there's american sign language captions
*hands - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (sponsors from raid shadow legends, and squarespace) and then Arabic. your welcome.*
“Wtf am I hearing right now”
Nothing
Enjoying is a bit of a stretch
A cry for help, obviously
When you’re jamming out, but your brain feels like having a stroke:
I can confirm this, I had a stroke at 24 and am now using this to describe what it was like
@@TimeWizard727 how did you get a stroke at such a young age
So all the time?
@@BriskyHaze there are a lot of ways to get a stroke that young. Some people can be unhealthy, or it runs in the family, or something similar.
My family has a lot of blood clot related issues, which caused my aunt to die unexpectedly from a heart attack around 24. Stuff like that can occur with strokes as well, I think.
(Idk, not a doctor)
@@lord__pasta oh
That's how I sound when I'm learning a new music on my piano
I LOVE THIS
@aesthetically cheesecake that is actually a genius idea wth
YES! the ddlc at the end was lovely!!!
Doki doki Wii Club
Rainy Meadows And I'm the club president, MonWIIka! Welcome to the Wii club! We have Wiis, noos-Controllers, and we hope you enjoy at the Doki Doki Wii Club!
Sayorii
Nintensuki
Wiiri
Momiika
The Gaming Lion Or even Wii Uri!
wot
The Gaming Lion Or maybe Yurwii
*(hears doki doki theme then gets flashbacks to when they said it was just a cute game but then shit hit the fan)*
Can we get F in the comments for you?
Lu Rose Derptato *I gently open the door.*
F
Lu Rose Derptato F
it was just a cute theme, mom. It was just supposed to be the mii channel theme. iT WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE-
Fun fact: every language has their own cursed captions
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Brazilian Portuguese is bad, it just describes what is happening
@@The_Copper_Element_Itself The Arabic subtitles isnt even arabic, actually it's note even words
Delete her.
Åèîš
also this is what he means when he says entire minecrat end poem: I see the player you mean.
PLAYERNAME?
Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read our thoughts.
That doesn't matter. It thinks we are part of the game.
I like this player. It played well. It did not give up.
It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a screen.
That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a game.
Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the reality behind the screen.
They used to hear voices. Before players could read. Back in the days when those who did not play called the players witches, and warlocks. And players dreamed they flew through the air, on sticks powered by demons.
What did this player dream?
This player dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created. And it dreamed it destroyed. It dreamed it hunted, and was hunted. It dreamed of shelter.
Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. But what true structure did this player create, in the reality behind the screen?
It worked, with a million others, to sculpt a true world in a fold of the [scrambled], and created a [scrambled] for [scrambled], in the [scrambled].
It cannot read that thought.
No. It has not yet achieved the highest level. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a game.
Does it know that we love it? That the universe is kind?
Sometimes, through the noise of its thoughts, it hears the universe, yes.
But there are times it is sad, in the long dream. It creates worlds that have no summer, and it shivers under a black sun, and it takes its sad creation for reality.
To cure it of sorrow would destroy it. The sorrow is part of its own private task. We cannot interfere.
Sometimes when they are deep in dreams, I want to tell them, they are building true worlds in reality. Sometimes I want to tell them of their importance to the universe. Sometimes, when they have not made a true connection in a while, I want to help them to speak the word they fear.
It reads our thoughts.
Sometimes I do not care. Sometimes I wish to tell them, this world you take for truth is merely [scrambled] and [scrambled], I wish to tell them that they are [scrambled] in the [scrambled]. They see so little of reality, in their long dream.
And yet they play the game.
But it would be so easy to tell them...
Too strong for this dream. To tell them how to live is to prevent them living.
I will not tell the player how to live.
The player is growing restless.
I will tell the player a story.
But not the truth.
No. A story that contains the truth safely, in a cage of words. Not the naked truth that can burn over any distance.
Give it a body, again.
Yes. Player...
Use its name.
PLAYERNAME. Player of games.
Good.
Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the universe again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things.
Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Ancestral spirits, animal spirits. Jinn. Ghosts. The green man. Then gods, demons. Angels. Poltergeists. Aliens, extraterrestrials. Leptons, quarks. The words change. We do not change.
We are the universe. We are everything you think isn't you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes. And why does the universe touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, player. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story.
Once upon a time, there was a player.
The player was you, PLAYERNAME.
Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas that was three hundred and thirty thousand times more massive than it. They were so far apart that light took eight minutes to cross the gap. The light was information from a star, and it could burn your skin from a hundred and fifty million kilometres away.
Sometimes the player dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite. The sun was a square of white. The days were short; there was much to do; and death was a temporary inconvenience.
Sometimes the player dreamed it was lost in a story.
Sometimes the player dreamed it was other things, in other places. Sometimes these dreams were disturbing. Sometimes very beautiful indeed. Sometimes the player woke from one dream into another, then woke from that into a third.
Sometimes the player dreamed it watched words on a screen.
Let's go back.
The atoms of the player were scattered in the grass, in the rivers, in the air, in the ground. A woman gathered the atoms; she drank and ate and inhaled; and the woman assembled the player, in her body.
And the player awoke, from the warm, dark world of its mother's body, into the long dream.
And the player was a new story, never told before, written in letters of DNA. And the player was a new program, never run before, generated by a sourcecode a billion years old. And the player was a new human, never alive before, made from nothing but milk and love.
You are the player. The story. The program. The human. Made from nothing but milk and love.
Let's go further back.
The seven billion billion billion atoms of the player's body were created, long before this game, in the heart of a star. So the player, too, is information from a star. And the player moves through a story, which is a forest of information planted by a man called Julian, on a flat, infinite world created by a man called Markus, that exists inside a small, private world created by the player, who inhabits a universe created by...
Shush. Sometimes the player created a small, private world that was soft and warm and simple. Sometimes hard, and cold, and complicated. Sometimes it built a model of the universe in its head; flecks of energy, moving through vast empty spaces. Sometimes it called those flecks "electrons" and "protons".
Sometimes it called them "planets" and "stars".
Sometimes it believed it was in a universe that was made of energy that was made of offs and ons; zeros and ones; lines of code. Sometimes it believed it was playing a game. Sometimes it believed it was reading words on a screen.
You are the player, reading words...
Shush... Sometimes the player read lines of code on a screen. Decoded them into words; decoded words into meaning; decoded meaning into feelings, emotions, theories, ideas, and the player started to breathe faster and deeper and realised it was alive, it was alive, those thousand deaths had not been real, the player was alive
You. You. You are alive.
and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the sunlight that came through the shuffling leaves of the summer trees
and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the light that fell from the crisp night sky of winter, where a fleck of light in the corner of the player's eye might be a star a million times as massive as the sun, boiling its planets to plasma in order to be visible for a moment to the player, walking home at the far side of the universe, suddenly smelling food, almost at the familiar door, about to dream again
and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the zeros and ones, through the electricity of the world, through the scrolling words on a screen at the end of a dream
and the universe said I love you
and the universe said you have played the game well
and the universe said everything you need is within you
and the universe said you are stronger than you know
and the universe said you are the daylight
and the universe said you are the night
and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you
and the universe said the light you seek is within you
and the universe said you are not alone
and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing
and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code
and the universe said I love you because you are love.
And the game was over and the player woke up from the dream. And the player began a new dream. And the player dreamed again, dreamed better. And the player was the universe. And the player was love.
You are the player.
Wake up.
The subtitles deserve a medal
Ikr
every single one
IKR
Blits Azalis Dash never expected to see you here OxO
youer mom gay
“Welcome to beethoven’s house, what would you like to order”
I would like a PIECE of cake please
One Salvato Special, the "Legendary Shadow" cheeseburger, tea with Honey, and two orders of hands.
And if you have a phone I'd like to call the national suicide hotline too, thanks.
"That will be $29.95, and you can find the phone on that half-rotten plank we have dangling from our roof, but since the roof access is employees only you'll have to climb. If you'd like to rent a ladder, that will be an extra $3.99."
Aight thanks man
Wiiに閉じ込められてる誰かが苦しんでるのはよく分かった
yea
そうっすね
What
Meep
そのアイコン2Bのなんて調べたら出てきますか？
字幕オンにしたら
0:00オーノー
0:07たすけて
0:19うぎゃあ
0:25うん ﾀｽｹﾃ
0:37助けてくれ、怖い
0:44この狂気を止め！！
って出てくる…
何だ…？懐かしさに浸れないこのもどかしい気持ちは…
Wise words magic man
同じこと思ってる人いて安心したわ(？)
I have no idea what u are saying but I agree
わかる
字幕ふざけてんのか助け求めてんのかハッキリしろ()
ここ見つけた俺すごいて思ってそう
@@zrxsedtcfygvhbujnklmzsaxdcfvgb
どうした？
整理？
@@マリポーサ-o5e 西里
@@zrxsedtcfygvhbujnklmzsaxdcfvgb それなんか違くない？
:)
Someone, deaf: wut?
Subtitles: something seems off..
you don’t want to know what this is...
@@mary-pl8go by the title seems something that shouldn't be heard, so yes, I really don't want to know...
@@Flowgard it’s like if someone took a nice song, put it through a blender, then a demon possessed it
@@Plasma476 its beautiful 🥲
If you're "deaf" why do you have 2 playlists of music on your channel? -_-
絶妙に違和感があるの良いね
American Sign Language captions: hands
Deaf people: Ah, yes, thank you
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
call 911 please
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
*funny*
*raid shadow legends is a....*
By the way what was the arabic looking sign at the end
i cRIED THE CAPTIONS
Yeah...
Arabic is literally just "ree"
@@xandelta5306 you mean Arabic
The English (Ireland) was the best tbh
@@megabyte1107 yeah u totally couldnt read that
i feel like im playing an act of doki doki literature club in wii
Mii theme but it’s doki doki literature club
@@detroitbecomehorny7119 yes
wait yea-
Sane
i agree with you
字幕が大好きです
This is the musical version of
every peice of furniture in a house being moved slightly to the left and bumping into everything
i did this when noone else was home
while naked because why not
I STUBBED MY FUCKING TOE AND NOW ITS INFECTED
>peice of furniture
Sorry I don't keep Jewish furniture