House of the Dragon Ep 5 Recap | In a Nutshell

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    00:00:00 Intro
    00:00:30 Rhea Royce meets relatives
    00:00:52 Maybe it's Maybelline
    00:01:27 The King pukes and the Hand wipes
    00:01:42 Emily Carey bows out
    00:02:08 The gang arrives at Driftmark
    00:02:38 Larys the Varys
    00:03:31 The King's proposal
    00:04:34 Laenor gay
    00:05:03 Laenor gay
    00:05:23 Joffrey gay
    00:05:52 Criston bet's it all on black
    00:07:43 Crispy confessions
    00:08:02 GOOD DIALOGUE
    00:08:35 Dragon quota filled
    00:08:42 People teleporting in
    00:09:28 Velaryons arrive
    00:09:50 Alicent arrives
    00:10:34 Mushroom!
    00:11:13 Gerold's accusation
    00:11:57 Daemon flirts with a child
    00:12:16 Confronting Criston
    00:13:03 Ballroom blitz
    00:13:55 Murderer walks away
    00:14:28 Wedding starts
    00:14:52 Criston decides to end it
    00:15:15 Outro
    Music credits:
    Demon by Mokka
    Desert Wind by Mokka
    70s Music by Dar Golan
    Funky Suspense by Bejamin Tissot
    Funkman by K. LOUK
    Blue Nights by Juan Sánchez
    Creek by Mokka
    Fanfare from Ferdinand the Bull
    It's Coming by Josh Kirsch
    Dramatic Action Background Music
    Miracle by Mokka
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  • @CultureVultureMedia1
    @CultureVultureMedia1  Рік тому +5

    I'm glad to see you liked the video! Stoked to see so many coming back for more! Much appreciated

  • @licmir3663
    @licmir3663 Рік тому +72

    Criston Cole murdering a person and punching the future king-consort without any consequence is what broke this series to me. I gave up there. The plot will force itself no matter how ridiculous the events are.

    • @mirrorman9784
      @mirrorman9784 Рік тому +6

      100% with you here

    • @kaykoko8301
      @kaykoko8301 Рік тому

      +1

    • @connorcooke6935
      @connorcooke6935 Рік тому

      😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BlackEagle352
      @BlackEagle352 Рік тому +1

      Immunity from the Queen consort.

    • @DmytroBogdan
      @DmytroBogdan Рік тому +6

      It took you long enough to realize it's another show devoid of logic. My enlightenment came during the Crab Feeder hideout assault... By one man

  • @oysterswithcutelegs2061
    @oysterswithcutelegs2061 Рік тому +3

    the Tea bit referencing Crong’s banter with Izma in The Emperor’s New Grove lmaoooo

  • @karthiks6394
    @karthiks6394 Рік тому +17

    U should have more subs.
    Quality of your videos are great.

    • @CultureVultureMedia1
      @CultureVultureMedia1  Рік тому +1

      Thanks Karthik! I’ll have to get better at marketing or something x)

  • @iisotter8944
    @iisotter8944 Рік тому +4

    Just discovered your channel, binge watching activated. Out of all the HOTD reactors this is by far the most humarious, and that humour can only be the result of a love for the source material, deep understanding of the canon, and GOT the TV series. Why you do not have '1 million' views I do not know, really appreciate the amount of work it must have taken to put these together, I shall share, share, share, you're a hidden gem.

    • @CultureVultureMedia1
      @CultureVultureMedia1  Рік тому

      You are the real gem, friend. Thanks a lot for the kind words. Live for feedback like this. I started making these things for myself, but it warms my heart to see there are likeminded people out there :D
      Feel free to join the Discord channel if you're a fellow nerd!
      discord.gg/6XeVdVpR

    • @iisotter8944
      @iisotter8944 Рік тому +1

      @@CultureVultureMedia1 Thanks for the invite...Never used it but have joined, catch you all there.

  • @leonkimathi1985
    @leonkimathi1985 Рік тому +7

    Was anxiously waiting for this fix..thaaank you!!

  • @amanitawn
    @amanitawn 3 місяці тому +1

    "his legs even stopped working" the way i cracked 😂

  • @Hisdudeness799
    @Hisdudeness799 Рік тому +9

    Did you hear Maybelline is pregnant? Yeah Max factor.

  • @HistoryandHeadlines
    @HistoryandHeadlines Рік тому +20

    Neat opening with the dragon instead of a lion!

    • @5k8r
      @5k8r Рік тому +1

      watch mgm copyright strike the video now lol 😒

    • @CultureVultureMedia1
      @CultureVultureMedia1  Рік тому

      classic. Can’t wait.

    • @CultureVultureMedia1
      @CultureVultureMedia1  Рік тому

      Thanks! Spent way longer on those 2 seconds than I should’ve :P
      always nice when people point out details they like!

  • @TaeSunWoo
    @TaeSunWoo Рік тому +2

    3:47 Corlys is lucky that Rhaenys hasn’t tried to hook up with Viserys. Targaryen urges go brr

  • @morelia4491
    @morelia4491 Рік тому +5

    hey man i just found this series through recommended and i ATE every video the quality is majestic and your humor is impeccable i haven't laughed this much in a while love your work!

  • @Oscar08814
    @Oscar08814 Рік тому +6

    This is the best video I've seen about it HAHAHA great stuff

  • @Emmadril
    @Emmadril Рік тому +9

    At this point I’m watching the show just to laugh at these summaries 🤭 👍

  • @vivy5588
    @vivy5588 8 місяців тому +2

    you are tooo much! 🤣🤣 Snacking on pizza and you keep making me laugh wishing that this could go on for another hour.

    • @CultureVultureMedia1
      @CultureVultureMedia1  8 місяців тому

      I'm glad you enjoyed it! I'd have loved to keep making these, but I burned out making weekly videos :')

  • @s-o-u-dal663
    @s-o-u-dal663 Рік тому +8

    never laughed like that 😂 😂

  • @alahad
    @alahad Рік тому +5

    wtf you deserve waaay more views and waaay more subscribers, the content quality is on par with channels with above 4 million subs, I'm calling it, if you keep going you can ride House of the Dragon and explode with it... mark my words!

  • @jakobarman2862
    @jakobarman2862 Рік тому +5

    great as always

  • @justhaku9240
    @justhaku9240 Рік тому +2

    Found your channel recently and I love this, I actually really enjoyed the HotD but this was still a fun watch please continue it

  • @Necromortus
    @Necromortus Рік тому +9

    This show is basically a soap opera that somehow manages to be both too slow and too fast at the same time. Characters and scenes try to create the illusion of depth where there actually is none, dialogue and plot seem to repeat themselves without any worthwhile conclusions. (How many times can someone do a dramatic entrance in front of Viserys, making you think it's some sort of plot twist or impactful, just for him to be flabbergasted then everything just moves on business as usual.)
    I can't be invested in any of the characters since their "complexity" is just a trick, for ex: "Daemon is soooo complex because he's sometimes cruel and viscous while other times he appears to be caring and considering". Yeah, GoT did that with The Hound, Tywin and Jamie and I'm sure others in just the first season thanks to actually well written dialogue.
    Some characters appear and then disappear just as fast but the show wants to make you think they have depth and you should actually care about them (Harwin, Rhea, Laena). No time to develop them at all, just drama for the sake of drama.
    All in all, looking back, the only episode I actually liked was the first one for the potential it had and for laying the foundation for some interesting developments and dialogue, which none of the following episodes actually have.

    • @CultureVultureMedia1
      @CultureVultureMedia1  Рік тому +3

      Totally agree with you. I don’t know why the show runners think they’re catering to… it’s not the Game of Thrones-crowd, that’s for sure :(

    • @josephsherby
      @josephsherby Рік тому +3

      This is a great summary of why the show feels so… empty to me. It feels like it’s GoT season 6 level of quality. Serviceably good television, but not at all great by any sense of the word. That said, I’m not surprised. The reason the early seasons of GoT were so good was because they had extensive material to go off of which was thought out with a level of thoroughness that takes years. The fact is, most companies which produce television shows aren’t going to invest that level of time and effort. GoT could do it because GRRM already did all the work when he wrote his books.

  • @erwindrzazgowski6179
    @erwindrzazgowski6179 Рік тому +3

    Great as always

  • @JarOfHeat100
    @JarOfHeat100 Рік тому +4

    man this was fucking hilarious!! great job!!

  • @stomatolog4051
    @stomatolog4051 Рік тому +4

    Prim video.. you always make my day !

  • @JiskaStorm
    @JiskaStorm Рік тому +3

    4:35 that's hilarious, I love these reviews.

  • @timwess1
    @timwess1 Рік тому +1

    Normally dont comment but the video quality is amazing! Looking forward to the next episodes :)

  • @sarahharrisginge736
    @sarahharrisginge736 Рік тому +7

    😂😂😂 this video was great; I couldn't stop laughing!
    The show is just blending into one big episode for me so it's good to be reminded of events.
    Keep up the amazing work! 👍
    PS: I feel like they keep over-explaining everything and it takes the fun out of predicting what the subtle details could mean

    • @CultureVultureMedia1
      @CultureVultureMedia1  Рік тому

      So glad you enjoyed it!
      Yeah the time skips aren’t doing us any favors… all dialogue is basically a catch up of what happened since last episode. Nothing happens :(

  • @ExtremeMith5
    @ExtremeMith5 Рік тому +2

    really good man

  • @virgilernml
    @virgilernml Рік тому +3

    These are awesome! Are ep 6 and 7 coming? 😃

    • @CultureVultureMedia1
      @CultureVultureMedia1  Рік тому +1

      Thank you! Yes they are, I just had to slow down due to getting stressed out making them weekly :')

  • @isicrypto91
    @isicrypto91 Рік тому +8

    This is so funny 🤣

  • @meret7990
    @meret7990 Рік тому +2

    Loved the Kronk quote! 😂

  • @susanmartin3762
    @susanmartin3762 7 місяців тому

    "Look at him! Even his legs stopped working.. poor guy"😂😂🤣🤣😅🤣😂🙂😊😜😜 oh i tucking love you!!!

  • @Maria-xq1iw
    @Maria-xq1iw 2 місяці тому +1

    You're very funny. The end video kill me

  • @kylethomas4345
    @kylethomas4345 Рік тому

    Please make more videos, with funny edits. This commentary kills me😂😂

    • @CultureVultureMedia1
      @CultureVultureMedia1  Рік тому

      Heyy, thanks Kyle! I've got a big review on HOTD coming out in the next 48h! Very excited! Stay tuned :)

  • @user-tx2ls1wt8z
    @user-tx2ls1wt8z 19 днів тому

    Being so excited that GOT being back.. i overlooked just how stupid some of it really was 😂

  • @ChrisNoonetheFirst
    @ChrisNoonetheFirst Рік тому

    Such great performances, I can’t wait to see these actors continue to improve at their roles….

  • @PrincessVelaryon
    @PrincessVelaryon Рік тому

    This was so funny 😁

  • @ericsebena1734
    @ericsebena1734 Рік тому +4

    Holy fucking shit, that whole video was the most hilarious thing I've seen since... Well, since House of the Dragon Ep 5!
    I kid. I refuse to watch the actual show.

  • @shaggy10606
    @shaggy10606 Рік тому +2

    waiting for ep6 nutshell 😂

  • @IntellectualCuriosity
    @IntellectualCuriosity Рік тому +1

    Since when did it ever rain @ Kings Landing in EIGHT seasons of GoT???

    • @CultureVultureMedia1
      @CultureVultureMedia1  Рік тому

      I believe there was a bit during the battle of the backwater, or am I misremembering?

    • @IntellectualCuriosity
      @IntellectualCuriosity Рік тому +1

      @@CultureVultureMedia1 I’ll have to watch it again, again.😂

  • @thebradleyb
    @thebradleyb Рік тому

    Does the Kingsguard require abstinence or simply no children?

  • @TheAidenSanders
    @TheAidenSanders Рік тому

    No consequences because the attacked and killed were gay...

  • @gandralf
    @gandralf Рік тому

    The actress who played Lena is 22 yo.

  • @TeamDaemon1980
    @TeamDaemon1980 Рік тому +2

    *KING* *DAEMON?*
    In the beginning, I didn't think Daemon would make a good king. He chooses violence first over diplomacy the way Daenerys became. He'd be bored with all the small council talk. But the more I think about it, I believe Viserys should've chose Daemon as his heir.
    Among the common folks, Daemon is extremely popular. He's known as Lord Flea Bottom for a reason. He turned criminals into law enforcement. He smartly allied himself with the richest House that Viserys ignored.
    Rhaenyra does NOT become a good queen. Look how she grew up. She's an only child of Viserys from Aemma's womb. So Rhaenyra grew up like a self-entitled brat. While Daemon being a 2nd son always felt he was passed over. But he also felt he would be a better king than his older brother would become.
    If Daemon had been chosen to be the next King, Otto would've never pimped Alicent to him. Daemon would be aware of this move since he hates Otto. I also think Daemon would be a better king had LAENA been his queen.
    Laena is a better woman than Rhaenyra. She was the one to change Daemon for the better. She is the daughter of The Queen Who Never Was, and Rhaenys seems like a great and brave woman.
    Rhaenys would've been a better ruler had she been chosen over Viserys but sexism reigned during that time. Although who knows? Throne can always corrupt people.
    Daemon should've been chosen as the next ruler to prevent this Targaryen civil war from ever breaking out. Not saying Daemon would've been as great as a king as Jaehaerys but he would've been far more accepted by the people than Rhaenyra.
    Daemon already established himself as a popular figure among the low lives outside the Red Keep and many soldiers would go to war for him being he's a very popular, charismatic general.

  • @Bones12321
    @Bones12321 Рік тому

    Just completely gave up on this one didn't you. What happened

    • @CultureVultureMedia1
      @CultureVultureMedia1  Рік тому

      Got burned out making weekly videos. Next episode is in editing and coming out next week hopefully :)

    • @CultureVultureMedia1
      @CultureVultureMedia1  Рік тому

      @@5k8r My friend, I'm very sorry about the delay. Here is the new episode. I hope you'll enjoy it 🙏
      ua-cam.com/video/yvtDKXjWE9g/v-deo.html

  • @JamesThomas-wc1jd
    @JamesThomas-wc1jd Рік тому +1

    What a collection of lazy off the mark jokes

  • @fhie
    @fhie Рік тому +2

    no one here has read Fire & Blood

    • @Necromortus
      @Necromortus Рік тому +4

      The show should not rely on reading the books to make sense or give characters depth. GoT managed to do that and stand on its own. If you have to read the books to fill in gaps or to give characters actual character or events any meaning, then it's a poorly written show.

    • @alexiskaewwaen4020
      @alexiskaewwaen4020 Рік тому +1

      @@Necromortus GOT got to a point where it didn't rely on the books.....also what we know as the sh*t show post S4. You're saying it "stood" on it's own and shone after it ran out of book content to work on? Really? What OP was saying probably was....folks never got into the context of the books before bashing the show. LOL.

    • @Necromortus
      @Necromortus Рік тому

      @@alexiskaewwaen4020 That's not at all what I said. I agree that post S4 the quality decreased exponentially but, up until that point, you didn't have to read the books to enjoy the show. Characters, plot and events were presented in an entertaining and exceptionally well written manner that, even if they didn't include all the details from the books, you could still enjoy the show thoroughly and not have to read the books to have a quality product on your hands. That's what I meant that it stood on it's own, no need to gather information from any other media to increase its quality.

  • @brickfootsteve
    @brickfootsteve Рік тому

    Where are the house of the dragon videos for episodes 6 through 10??? I love watching your stuff but don’t see where you’ve added that content. I think HotD was as good if not better than GoT season 1.
    HotD S1 - 9.75/10
    GoT S1 - 9.5/10

    • @CultureVultureMedia1
      @CultureVultureMedia1  Рік тому

      Sorry mate, I wasn't able to keep quality with the pace of everything. I do intend to finish the series though :)

  • @kaykoko8301
    @kaykoko8301 Рік тому +2

    Maybe it’s maybelline that explanation comes right after you’re racist😅
    Absolutely nothing continues to happen the episodes are just empty screen time, flat characters, constant unnecessary emotional outbursts just cringe!
    I didn’t even have time or good material to like anyone before they die I don’t get all those people losing it over harwin’s and laena’s death I mean the bar is that low?

    • @Necromortus
      @Necromortus Рік тому

      People are actually affected by those deaths? Haha, wow... why? They're just hollow outlines of characters that get killed off to push the plot(?) forward.

    • @CultureVultureMedia1
      @CultureVultureMedia1  Рік тому +1

      Glad you enjoyed this one Kay!
      It’s fascinating how poorly they use what little time they have to tell this story. Just fascinating x)
      Such a shame on Hardin though, I was hoping for him to because an actual character, but that’s too much to hope for anyone at this point I guess…

  • @gravoc857
    @gravoc857 Рік тому +2

    4 episodes behind. Don’t see any reason to sub if you can’t remain current. Do you want a dead channel? This is how you get a dead channel.