LYLE EXPOSES MY WEB BROWSING HISTORY (UNFORGIVABLE)

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  • Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
  • Somehow Lyle got a hold of my 10 y/o laptop and began ransacking through my personal files, photos and even my web browsing history. Unbelievable.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 1,8 тис.

  • @DawidDoesTechStuff
    @DawidDoesTechStuff 5 років тому +6582

    I think you should expose Lyle's history. He probably just watched the Verge PC build on repeat.

    • @mr.ovenbox4941
      @mr.ovenbox4941 5 років тому +70

      Euogh.. Gross.

    • @michaelemery6184
      @michaelemery6184 5 років тому +163

      I just asked a co-worker for a Swiss Army Knife that hopefully has a Phillips head screw driver in it. He was visibly confused.

    • @CodeAsm
      @CodeAsm 5 років тому +16

      @NinjAsylum He also was the stuntdouble, there where explosions.

    • @mr.ovenbox4941
      @mr.ovenbox4941 5 років тому +14

      @@michaelemery6184 Swiss army knifes always have screw drivers in them... The verge guy confused me when he said "Hopefully."

    • @michaelemery6184
      @michaelemery6184 5 років тому +17

      @@mr.ovenbox4941 I only discovered the verge video fiasco this week so its been pretty fun getting caught up on it. So bummed I missed the moment.

  • @Britec09
    @Britec09 5 років тому +1448

    One word.....Quality!

  • @fatalpotatoe4741
    @fatalpotatoe4741 5 років тому +657

    1:34
    "Start windows normarry"
    "No I want to start it abnormarry"
    "what you facking thing"

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 4 роки тому +21

      This has to be one of the best Lyle quotes ever. Except every quote he makes is one of the best.

    • @teodosiio
      @teodosiio 3 роки тому

      500th like :)

    • @unrivaled.zzz11
      @unrivaled.zzz11 3 роки тому

      I thought I was the only that realised this shit had me deadd😂😂

  • @saqlainshaikh1721
    @saqlainshaikh1721 5 років тому +820

    "Hasta la VISTA" I died right there. And "Your Laptop so old it has wrinkle on its screen"

  • @theodor12
    @theodor12 5 років тому +1016

    "But now no one Aspire to this"- I died haha

  • @TheRoyalCowKing
    @TheRoyalCowKing 5 років тому +838

    Kyle I am concerned at how Lyle describes your wife.
    I think you should investigate their relationship.

    • @therealb888
      @therealb888 5 років тому +32

      TITWIT!!!

    • @crimsontyphoon3420
      @crimsontyphoon3420 5 років тому +68

      He is fucking her and she not even know as all chinese look same to her

    • @shadowxxe
      @shadowxxe 4 роки тому +27

      Lyle puts on a fake American accent: her-Hello my names is kyle from awEsome sauce network Iam your husband yes mhhhm *wife believes it* Lyle in is head: Ow yes datta worwk betta den de broowtoof speeka my cousin yang made in facotree yesterday mmm

    • @shadowxxe
      @shadowxxe 4 роки тому +2

      @Sylestic • 30 years ago Hawk code 57384380037 Location Alpha Charlie Charlie Echo November Delta Alert Mode 5 end transmission

    • @benjaminlim123
      @benjaminlim123 4 роки тому +5

      @@shadowxxe it took my last 4 brain cell to comprehend what that says

  • @djfrostbyte13
    @djfrostbyte13 5 років тому +1783

    Omg. This literally made my day at work. I'm a nurse and just lost a patient this morning and this brought a smile to my face. Thank you kyle!
    .... and lyle

    • @Bitwit
      @Bitwit  5 років тому +219

      ❤️

    • @djfrostbyte13
      @djfrostbyte13 5 років тому +30

      @@AlexTamayo. yes, it is deep. It is also the truth! Been a long day! I'm still here at work as well

    • @djfrostbyte13
      @djfrostbyte13 5 років тому +19

      @@AlexTamayo. thank you! That is very kind! Have a great night and stay out of the ER! 😁

    • @zrellll
      @zrellll 5 років тому +2

      *Lyle

    • @yourface9395
      @yourface9395 5 років тому +1

      Yeet

  • @collinsgichuhi8255
    @collinsgichuhi8255 5 років тому +485

    "His index is 3.2
    That is more than double his University GPA"

  • @johntotten4872
    @johntotten4872 5 років тому +254

    1:44 Do I need to blow on you like a Chinese Hooker... GG Lyle, well played.

  • @jesse-dg8yx
    @jesse-dg8yx 5 років тому +224

    Lyle needs his own channel, please. I get that you're busy with work but even a video every one or two weeks would be more than we get now.
    Plleeeeaaaaaassssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeee x

  • @darienford860
    @darienford860 5 років тому +193

    Kyle Engrish is tso bad. But Lyle's is perpect

    • @JJEJ88
      @JJEJ88 5 років тому +1

      Darth Celsius lol pekpek

    • @live-the-truth
      @live-the-truth 5 років тому +2

      So bad, so bad Engrish!

    • @TWO515TY
      @TWO515TY 5 років тому +1

      "tso bad" that was perfect lmao

  • @quinngoodman1078
    @quinngoodman1078 5 років тому +350

    Person watching Bitwit video for the first time just like “....”

    • @ToxicFruitSnack
      @ToxicFruitSnack 5 років тому +1

      Quwinn can’t relate

    • @cslzhi2124
      @cslzhi2124 4 роки тому

      @MiIesTailsPrower lol that wad the first video I saw

  • @RayGBullet
    @RayGBullet 5 років тому +305

    Keep Kyle out of the picture Lyle. Keep it up. :)

  • @mrclickclack8101
    @mrclickclack8101 4 роки тому +94

    “I move da rabbit to the food folder here for you”

  • @kevinmorphet8083
    @kevinmorphet8083 5 років тому +396

    I died. Thanks. I needed that!

    • @cg7305
      @cg7305 5 років тому +6

      I love that your comment is next to djfrostbyte13 ones where he tells us about him losing a patient :D

    • @krisplayz2567
      @krisplayz2567 5 років тому

      @@cg7305 lmao true

    • @SuperLloyd84
      @SuperLloyd84 5 років тому +2

      It's kismet, baby.

    • @abcde2036
      @abcde2036 5 років тому +1

      i too need to die

    • @JG-wt5yh
      @JG-wt5yh 5 років тому +1

      Ur welcome

  • @de_stroyed
    @de_stroyed 5 років тому +64

    1:42 "Do I need to blow on you like a Chinese hookah." LMAOOOOOOO

  • @ryannedits
    @ryannedits 5 років тому +242

    "Dont be dog, Eat the dog instead" 😂

    • @Arullcuy
      @Arullcuy 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @ch3no2freak
      @ch3no2freak 5 років тому

      Yeah that one was killing me

    • @Igorvirtuoso
      @Igorvirtuoso 5 років тому

      haha. unsubbed

    • @ch3no2freak
      @ch3no2freak 5 років тому +1

      @@Igorvirtuoso why?

    • @JEEMBRO
      @JEEMBRO 5 років тому

      @@ch3no2freak probably triggered xd

  • @hcdkey8521
    @hcdkey8521 5 років тому +48

    4:35, that jaw line though

  • @lashyndragon
    @lashyndragon 5 років тому +94

    A clean history is a dirty history

  • @dougzzzie738
    @dougzzzie738 3 роки тому +7

    Those pics of Wifey Sauce are a bit eerie considering the events that unfolded a year after this video was uploaded... rest easy Bitwit, you're a king!

  • @dprevail5164
    @dprevail5164 5 років тому +220

    Saw Lyle in the thumbnail and hit that so fast!😂👍

    • @dyssoulation
      @dyssoulation 5 років тому +1

      There are other videos where he does this?! This is absolute gold

    • @live-the-truth
      @live-the-truth 5 років тому

      @@dyssoulation Yeah, the one where he comments on the verge's building video is my favorite. Before that there's also the one where he built one himself. XD I think there might be one or two more aside from those.

  • @FlumaFPS
    @FlumaFPS 4 роки тому +17

    5:01 I generally just burst out laughing, this has to be one of the best Lyle videos ever.

    • @kgkomrin
      @kgkomrin 4 роки тому +2

      *food folder*

  • @kanvarmurray2207
    @kanvarmurray2207 5 років тому +142

    I feel like Lyle might murder Kyle one day and take on his identity, wait maybe its already happened!!!!

    • @sakispdsw
      @sakispdsw 5 років тому +6

      If lyle takes over the channel it will be bitwit vs pewdiepie vs tseries

    • @marcoslara1802
      @marcoslara1802 5 років тому +1

      Wait, but what if it was the other way around?

  • @Carvin0
    @Carvin0 5 років тому +148

    So un-PC. Thank God it's still prossible.

  • @CoalitionGaming
    @CoalitionGaming 5 років тому +278

    And today, notifications of new uploads working amazingly. 6 seconds ago lol. Also ...WOOOOO LYLE IN THE HOUSE

  • @ganzonomy
    @ganzonomy 5 років тому +41

    3.2 still double Kyle gpa in college.
    I lost it.
    It was quadruple mine in Binghamton 😁

  • @SeanDaPlaya
    @SeanDaPlaya 5 років тому +83

    "Don't be dwag, eat da dwag instead" LOL

  • @goreczky622
    @goreczky622 5 років тому +8

    1:19 "look at the web cam, it say a crystal eye. But it is so small, they should call it chinese eye" i think i just died (i am chinese)

  • @CLFist
    @CLFist 4 роки тому +19

    1:20 killed me

  • @lukekleinhen9274
    @lukekleinhen9274 5 років тому +65

    I Think Lyle should take over the channel

  • @Cannonfodder619
    @Cannonfodder619 5 років тому +64

    I think that lyle has a thing for your wife.

  • @krishna1surujdeo187
    @krishna1surujdeo187 5 років тому +82

    Lol the racism in this video
    Lyle's curing racism one laugh at a time

    • @dion8976
      @dion8976 5 років тому +4

      It's technically not racist

    • @dion8976
      @dion8976 5 років тому +19

      @Yue Zhao pretty sure he's Chinese himself, so according to the definition of racism it's not racist. I mean I guess you could go into morals and philosophy, but that's a little much

    • @JitanEDM
      @JitanEDM 5 років тому +1

      Dion reminds me of old school PeterChao

    • @JBrander
      @JBrander 4 роки тому +6

      @Yue Zhao black people say the n-word all the time but nobody calls them racists even tho it is actually racist 🙄

    • @khimcleod3459
      @khimcleod3459 4 роки тому +1

      Jake Branthe i think you’re a little confused

  • @maxhn927
    @maxhn927 5 років тому +86

    Eat dog instead! :) - I died! XD - Wrinkle on screen XD - Like a Chinese Hooker! XD - Hilarious!!!

  • @TheDmDark
    @TheDmDark 5 років тому +160

    Dear Bitwit, it would be SUPER great if you could have allowed your content to be closed captions for your deaf viewers. I'm very genuinely intrigued in what you're saying in this video but this is near damn impossible for me to understand you when i literally cannot read lips at all. your disabled viewers would be grateful to understand you if you allow this to happens. Thank you.

    • @ToxicFruitSnack
      @ToxicFruitSnack 5 років тому +18

      TheDmDark he’s just talking about how Kyle has boring trips in his laptop and that he has a bigger pee pee than Kyle you know, the usual

    • @Saigonas
      @Saigonas 5 років тому

      ;)

    • @framerate3142
      @framerate3142 4 роки тому +3

      @@ToxicFruitSnack yeah but hes missing out on the voice

    • @Sinsanatis
      @Sinsanatis 4 роки тому

      @@framerate3142 well not like cc is gona help with that

    • @koookiiie
      @koookiiie 4 роки тому +2

      (Music)

  • @marknyzxc6226
    @marknyzxc6226 5 років тому +19

    I think there's "Sum Ting Wong" with Lyle HAHAHA

  • @Flipcrash
    @Flipcrash 3 роки тому +8

    They have known each other for atleast 11 years sucks to see the diverse

  • @itaintmistaken8055
    @itaintmistaken8055 5 років тому +95

    I'm not Asian and I'm not offended

    • @anajeelkami2026
      @anajeelkami2026 5 років тому +1

      You taint mistaken

    • @cryos9458
      @cryos9458 5 років тому +6

      I taint mistaken why would anyone be offended. This is obvious comedy and satire and not serious

    • @FurNaxxYT
      @FurNaxxYT 5 років тому +4

      @@cryos9458 Not to mention Kyle is Asian himself so he gets a pass either way

    • @jerry1460
      @jerry1460 5 років тому +2

      @@cryos9458 yeah but still, not offended just a bit... idk not normal

    • @Jeff-oc6tm
      @Jeff-oc6tm 5 років тому

      @@cryos9458 because sjws exist

  • @titanthompson9585
    @titanthompson9585 3 роки тому +1

    Windows: “Do you want to launch normally?”
    Lyle: “No I want to launch abnormally the fuck you think?!”

  • @MythicPartsCentral
    @MythicPartsCentral 5 років тому +15

    I almost inhaled my tongue I was laughing so hard.

  • @mubyamv
    @mubyamv 4 роки тому +2

    OMFG IM DEAD 🤣🤣🤣 "RINKLE ON THE SCREEN" 1:33

  • @bradleeweber6754
    @bradleeweber6754 5 років тому +23

    Woop! Lyle is back!

  • @HudsonGTV
    @HudsonGTV 5 років тому +2

    1:35 _"No I want to start Windows abnormally, what do you fucking think"_

  • @Nonobsolete
    @Nonobsolete 3 роки тому +4

    The way he speaks about his wife it's so related

  • @zedovski
    @zedovski 3 роки тому +2

    4:33 hits hard like a brick. He didn't know it yet...

  • @elmSTREETnasty
    @elmSTREETnasty 5 років тому +6

    Lyle: "He shop more than a teenage girl."
    Me: placed seven different orders between Amazon, B&H, eBay and Chewy since Monday.
    Damn you, Lyle.

  • @DriftMunKy
    @DriftMunKy 4 роки тому +1

    This is awesome Kyle, please make a playlist with just Lyle videos.....
    You're a frigging legend

  • @Tom5TomEntertainment
    @Tom5TomEntertainment 5 років тому +8

    And here we see a man's descent into madness.

  • @immjs
    @immjs 3 роки тому +1

    1:20 "... It's so small, they should call it " LUL

  • @Madtroll1209
    @Madtroll1209 5 років тому +8

    This one only got a 3.2, still double Kyle GPA in college.
    Lmaoooo

  • @demonsreiche
    @demonsreiche 5 років тому +1

    Okay, I was almost weeping with laughter. I absolutely needed this Lyle video in my life. Thank you, Bitwit, for embracing Chaos and allowing your mirth to be shared with thousands of others across the world, not just your knowledge and intellect.

  • @Grebe90
    @Grebe90 5 років тому +9

    WE WANT MORE LYLE!!!

  • @gabrielwright3397
    @gabrielwright3397 5 років тому +1

    When he moved the bunny to food folder I fuckin DIED😹😹😹😹

  • @codesecond3695
    @codesecond3695 5 років тому +126

    Wow uploaded 6 seconds ago.
    Noti Gang!🤙

  • @movieclipsvideos1781
    @movieclipsvideos1781 4 роки тому

    This alternative character is the best one I have ever seen anyone do I fucking love it, I don't own a PC and never have but I just find your videos fucking hilarious

  • @nathanealgympad8011
    @nathanealgympad8011 5 років тому +4

    Lyle is seriously Hilarious.😂😂😂😂..make more Lyle videos Kyle please

  • @KixSlim
    @KixSlim 5 років тому +1

    Your Lyle character keeps this channel so fresh I love it

  • @ramchamam
    @ramchamam 5 років тому +13

    "let's see what else he have"
    *Homework Folder*

  • @sethlebow683
    @sethlebow683 3 роки тому +1

    Lyle’s search history is probably something like: How to claim free ReNeGaDe RaIdEr and Can I cook a dog in a computer?

  • @OneSandMan
    @OneSandMan 5 років тому +6

    This is how you export photos from one computer to another

  • @kylergilbert6569
    @kylergilbert6569 5 років тому +2

    “So I welcome myself back” 😂 lol I love the Lyle videos!

  • @CastIronEric
    @CastIronEric 5 років тому +10

    Kyle why you make me freer freelings??

  • @S3ANZ13
    @S3ANZ13 5 років тому

    I didn't think this would be all that good... I was wrong, very wrong. Lyle is your Lore. Love it.

  • @dylanvillez2319
    @dylanvillez2319 5 років тому +16

    “she rook so cute, and he rook so drunk and ugly” - lyle 2019
    this had me DEAD ..... thank you

  • @Matoro-wp9hy
    @Matoro-wp9hy 5 років тому

    Lyle putting the rabbits in the food folder, I almost died

  • @snecceyes2945
    @snecceyes2945 5 років тому +3

    4:09 i coughed a lung 😂🤣

  • @NuclearCashew
    @NuclearCashew 4 роки тому

    Moving the rabbit into the food folder was comedy gold

  • @konradkathan
    @konradkathan 5 років тому +3

    Bloody hilarious! Cracked up at the whole bunny thing! Keep it up!

  • @wadewilson4923
    @wadewilson4923 5 років тому +2

    @ work laughing so hard, I was crying. LMFAO

  • @rbtx55
    @rbtx55 5 років тому +10

    Lol can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DefenderTIM
    @DefenderTIM 5 років тому +2

    I've watched this every day since it uploaded--best laughs I've had in months.

  • @shadowr2d2
    @shadowr2d2 5 років тому +4

    This just made my day. You sir need your own channel. Maybe have the two brothers on. Thank you very much for posting this video.

    • @TheAP2006
      @TheAP2006 5 років тому

      This comment makes me think you think kyle and lyle arnt the same person ( lyle is kyle BTW )

  • @VdubSPAZ
    @VdubSPAZ 5 років тому

    Damn you had me in tears love it.... Ironically if it wasn't for the stupid strike I don't know if I'd have come across your videos of Lisle.... Absolutely love it.... You got a new subscriber

  • @TheAP2006
    @TheAP2006 5 років тому +3

    1 day 12 years later it turns put kyle and lyle are actually different people

  • @sodiumcopy1749
    @sodiumcopy1749 5 років тому +2

    I really love these side sketches, much love from the Philippines
    Edit: wait he said "compare by d:ck to famous building" 😂😂😭 I'm dead

  • @matasburdulis8289
    @matasburdulis8289 5 років тому +6

    3:16 is this Alinity reference?

  • @topsykrets4654
    @topsykrets4654 5 років тому +1

    R.I.P Lyle.

  • @dinglemckringleberry9429
    @dinglemckringleberry9429 5 років тому +3

    Ling Ling.. you walk right past crazy nail... no say hi me

  • @Yeerok
    @Yeerok 4 роки тому

    The bunny pic part had me fucking dying. this is too hilarious.

  • @Yusufthe1st
    @Yusufthe1st 3 роки тому +7

    who saw wifey sauce and became sad too

    • @pupuboyXXIV
      @pupuboyXXIV 3 роки тому +4

      yeah, I really hope they're both doing well. It's not easy for two people to be together for that long and then not be :(

    • @Yusufthe1st
      @Yusufthe1st 3 роки тому +1

      @@pupuboyXXIV same 😔

  • @nishantsinghyadav9048
    @nishantsinghyadav9048 5 років тому

    Kyle had got so good at being Lyle that I almost forgot they are. The same guy.

  • @Lxnxe
    @Lxnxe 5 років тому +5

    Lyle is our fearess reader
    Sieg, Lyle!

  • @dapz
    @dapz 5 років тому

    I keep forgetting he's Kyle

  • @hellboundgrinnin
    @hellboundgrinnin 5 років тому +63

    who likes Lyle better then Kyle?

  • @StevenNeidlein
    @StevenNeidlein 5 років тому +1

    You guys do realize that kyle and lyle are the same person right lyle is kyle and kyle lyle understand but all in all this guy is hilarious stay safe friends

  • @OfficialHaroChannel
    @OfficialHaroChannel 5 років тому +14

    when his password is "Fcukulyle"😂😂HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHA dat is golddd

  • @Aaron-kf7nr
    @Aaron-kf7nr 4 роки тому +1

    "don't be dog eat the dog instead lmfao ahhah"

  • @TheKfcBandit
    @TheKfcBandit 5 років тому +5

    What if Lyle is Actually Kyle’s twin brother

  • @ryang2v
    @ryang2v 3 роки тому +1

    The disappointment in his face when he saw the password

  • @devkid857
    @devkid857 4 роки тому +3

    “No clear eye should be called the chinese eye” 😂😭

  • @Ebawhat
    @Ebawhat 4 роки тому

    "its white and crusty and something tells me its not a frosted flake" im dying

  • @notsoimportant2181
    @notsoimportant2181 5 років тому +13

    "sizedoesntmatter" 😂😂

  • @egirlsareruiningmylife
    @egirlsareruiningmylife 5 років тому +1

    I WERCUM MYSER BAECCC
    DANKYUUU VERI MAC

  • @ronsie478
    @ronsie478 5 років тому +6

    Lyle is Lyte version of kyle.

    • @sakispdsw
      @sakispdsw 5 років тому

      I think its the opposite

  • @scottdinh5120
    @scottdinh5120 4 роки тому

    “Don’t be dog. Eat the dog instead” fucking got me so hard

  • @CYNC33
    @CYNC33 5 років тому +3

    "Gaia RDA Rebuildable Dripping Atomizer" We get it Kyle, you vape.

    • @madness3482
      @madness3482 5 років тому

      And a mechanic mod . I order from there too .

    • @CYNC33
      @CYNC33 5 років тому

      @@madness3482 Haven't bought from FastTech myself but I know of it

  • @TrueThanny
    @TrueThanny 5 років тому

    2:58 Actually, WEI ranged from 1.0 to 5.9 under Vista. It was extended up to 7.9 with Windows 7.

  • @cringeworthyhumans160
    @cringeworthyhumans160 5 років тому +3

    And I thought my dad's laptop was shit
    i3 2773M
    Intel HD 3000
    6Gb Ram
    200GB storage
    I had to use it for a week...
    I have PTSD now

    • @Exponaut_R-01
      @Exponaut_R-01 5 років тому

      You had 6 gigabytes of ram? And an i-something???
      That is pretty awful though

  • @drogozz3026
    @drogozz3026 5 років тому

    I honestly thought you wouldn't be able to keep that voice going......ohhhhhh how wrong I was. You must have been determined to penetrate the laptop 😂

  • @lego_minifig
    @lego_minifig 5 років тому +58

    I hope the SJW’s never find this channel lol

    • @issaciams
      @issaciams 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @rocktheusa
      @rocktheusa 5 років тому +8

      I fear the day he has to stop this because it offends someone. This brother is hilarious

    • @incineratorium
      @incineratorium 5 років тому

      What's wrong? He's actually Asian.

  • @carsoncavanaugh780
    @carsoncavanaugh780 5 років тому +1

    Don’t get 2 white guys, get the two Chinese guys. Double the work for half the cost
    LMAOOOOO