LYLE EXPOSES MY WEB BROWSING HISTORY (UNFORGIVABLE)
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- Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
- Somehow Lyle got a hold of my 10 y/o laptop and began ransacking through my personal files, photos and even my web browsing history. Unbelievable.
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LYLE REACTS TO MY OLD LAPTOP (PRIVACY INVASION)
LYLE REALLY CROSSED THE LINE THIS TIME
• LYLE EXPOSES MY WEB BR...
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I think you should expose Lyle's history. He probably just watched the Verge PC build on repeat.
Euogh.. Gross.
I just asked a co-worker for a Swiss Army Knife that hopefully has a Phillips head screw driver in it. He was visibly confused.
@NinjAsylum He also was the stuntdouble, there where explosions.
@@michaelemery6184 Swiss army knifes always have screw drivers in them... The verge guy confused me when he said "Hopefully."
@@mr.ovenbox4941 I only discovered the verge video fiasco this week so its been pretty fun getting caught up on it. So bummed I missed the moment.
One word.....Quality!
Quarity
@@alphaetomega Lol
No.....Quarity
@@exess_melons9645 quarantine?
That 3 words one word quality
1:34
"Start windows normarry"
"No I want to start it abnormarry"
"what you facking thing"
This has to be one of the best Lyle quotes ever. Except every quote he makes is one of the best.
500th like :)
I thought I was the only that realised this shit had me deadd😂😂
"Hasta la VISTA" I died right there. And "Your Laptop so old it has wrinkle on its screen"
Omg i didnt catch that until i read this
You mean "Hasta ra Vista"
Hasta La vista baby
"But now no one Aspire to this"- I died haha
fucking savage
Pp
Kyle I am concerned at how Lyle describes your wife.
I think you should investigate their relationship.
TITWIT!!!
He is fucking her and she not even know as all chinese look same to her
Lyle puts on a fake American accent: her-Hello my names is kyle from awEsome sauce network Iam your husband yes mhhhm *wife believes it* Lyle in is head: Ow yes datta worwk betta den de broowtoof speeka my cousin yang made in facotree yesterday mmm
@Sylestic • 30 years ago Hawk code 57384380037 Location Alpha Charlie Charlie Echo November Delta Alert Mode 5 end transmission
@@shadowxxe it took my last 4 brain cell to comprehend what that says
Omg. This literally made my day at work. I'm a nurse and just lost a patient this morning and this brought a smile to my face. Thank you kyle!
.... and lyle
❤️
@@AlexTamayo. yes, it is deep. It is also the truth! Been a long day! I'm still here at work as well
@@AlexTamayo. thank you! That is very kind! Have a great night and stay out of the ER! 😁
*Lyle
Yeet
"His index is 3.2
That is more than double his University GPA"
1.6
Nice
1:44 Do I need to blow on you like a Chinese Hooker... GG Lyle, well played.
LOL! somehow i kept forgetting that they're just one same dude
Lyle needs his own channel, please. I get that you're busy with work but even a video every one or two weeks would be more than we get now.
Plleeeeaaaaaassssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeee x
please!
Kyle Engrish is tso bad. But Lyle's is perpect
Darth Celsius lol pekpek
So bad, so bad Engrish!
"tso bad" that was perfect lmao
Person watching Bitwit video for the first time just like “....”
Quwinn can’t relate
@MiIesTailsPrower lol that wad the first video I saw
Keep Kyle out of the picture Lyle. Keep it up. :)
“I move da rabbit to the food folder here for you”
Free of cash
I died. Thanks. I needed that!
I love that your comment is next to djfrostbyte13 ones where he tells us about him losing a patient :D
@@cg7305 lmao true
It's kismet, baby.
i too need to die
Ur welcome
1:42 "Do I need to blow on you like a Chinese hookah." LMAOOOOOOO
"Dont be dog, Eat the dog instead" 😂
Lol
Yeah that one was killing me
haha. unsubbed
@@Igorvirtuoso why?
@@ch3no2freak probably triggered xd
4:35, that jaw line though
A clean history is a dirty history
Those pics of Wifey Sauce are a bit eerie considering the events that unfolded a year after this video was uploaded... rest easy Bitwit, you're a king!
Saw Lyle in the thumbnail and hit that so fast!😂👍
There are other videos where he does this?! This is absolute gold
@@dyssoulation Yeah, the one where he comments on the verge's building video is my favorite. Before that there's also the one where he built one himself. XD I think there might be one or two more aside from those.
5:01 I generally just burst out laughing, this has to be one of the best Lyle videos ever.
*food folder*
I feel like Lyle might murder Kyle one day and take on his identity, wait maybe its already happened!!!!
If lyle takes over the channel it will be bitwit vs pewdiepie vs tseries
Wait, but what if it was the other way around?
So un-PC. Thank God it's still prossible.
Still possible to eat the dog ?
I’m Asian ain’t even mad.
And today, notifications of new uploads working amazingly. 6 seconds ago lol. Also ...WOOOOO LYLE IN THE HOUSE
LYLE 🤣🤣🤣
3.2 still double Kyle gpa in college.
I lost it.
It was quadruple mine in Binghamton 😁
"Don't be dwag, eat da dwag instead" LOL
1:19 "look at the web cam, it say a crystal eye. But it is so small, they should call it chinese eye" i think i just died (i am chinese)
1:20 killed me
I Think Lyle should take over the channel
I think that lyle has a thing for your wife.
Lol the racism in this video
Lyle's curing racism one laugh at a time
It's technically not racist
@Yue Zhao pretty sure he's Chinese himself, so according to the definition of racism it's not racist. I mean I guess you could go into morals and philosophy, but that's a little much
Dion reminds me of old school PeterChao
@Yue Zhao black people say the n-word all the time but nobody calls them racists even tho it is actually racist 🙄
Jake Branthe i think you’re a little confused
Eat dog instead! :) - I died! XD - Wrinkle on screen XD - Like a Chinese Hooker! XD - Hilarious!!!
Dear Bitwit, it would be SUPER great if you could have allowed your content to be closed captions for your deaf viewers. I'm very genuinely intrigued in what you're saying in this video but this is near damn impossible for me to understand you when i literally cannot read lips at all. your disabled viewers would be grateful to understand you if you allow this to happens. Thank you.
TheDmDark he’s just talking about how Kyle has boring trips in his laptop and that he has a bigger pee pee than Kyle you know, the usual
;)
@@ToxicFruitSnack yeah but hes missing out on the voice
@@framerate3142 well not like cc is gona help with that
(Music)
I think there's "Sum Ting Wong" with Lyle HAHAHA
*Soviet Womble intensifies*
We Tu lo
@@BuzzKiller23 Ho Lee Fuk
Bang Ding Ow
They have known each other for atleast 11 years sucks to see the diverse
I'm not Asian and I'm not offended
You taint mistaken
I taint mistaken why would anyone be offended. This is obvious comedy and satire and not serious
@@cryos9458 Not to mention Kyle is Asian himself so he gets a pass either way
@@cryos9458 yeah but still, not offended just a bit... idk not normal
@@cryos9458 because sjws exist
Windows: “Do you want to launch normally?”
Lyle: “No I want to launch abnormally the fuck you think?!”
I almost inhaled my tongue I was laughing so hard.
OMFG IM DEAD 🤣🤣🤣 "RINKLE ON THE SCREEN" 1:33
Woop! Lyle is back!
1:35 _"No I want to start Windows abnormally, what do you fucking think"_
The way he speaks about his wife it's so related
4:33 hits hard like a brick. He didn't know it yet...
Lyle: "He shop more than a teenage girl."
Me: placed seven different orders between Amazon, B&H, eBay and Chewy since Monday.
Damn you, Lyle.
This is awesome Kyle, please make a playlist with just Lyle videos.....
You're a frigging legend
Yes plz
And here we see a man's descent into madness.
1:20 "... It's so small, they should call it " LUL
This one only got a 3.2, still double Kyle GPA in college.
Lmaoooo
Okay, I was almost weeping with laughter. I absolutely needed this Lyle video in my life. Thank you, Bitwit, for embracing Chaos and allowing your mirth to be shared with thousands of others across the world, not just your knowledge and intellect.
WE WANT MORE LYLE!!!
When he moved the bunny to food folder I fuckin DIED😹😹😹😹
Wow uploaded 6 seconds ago.
Noti Gang!🤙
This alternative character is the best one I have ever seen anyone do I fucking love it, I don't own a PC and never have but I just find your videos fucking hilarious
Lyle is seriously Hilarious.😂😂😂😂..make more Lyle videos Kyle please
Your Lyle character keeps this channel so fresh I love it
"let's see what else he have"
*Homework Folder*
Lyle’s search history is probably something like: How to claim free ReNeGaDe RaIdEr and Can I cook a dog in a computer?
This is how you export photos from one computer to another
“So I welcome myself back” 😂 lol I love the Lyle videos!
Kyle why you make me freer freelings??
I didn't think this would be all that good... I was wrong, very wrong. Lyle is your Lore. Love it.
“she rook so cute, and he rook so drunk and ugly” - lyle 2019
this had me DEAD ..... thank you
Lyle putting the rabbits in the food folder, I almost died
4:09 i coughed a lung 😂🤣
Moving the rabbit into the food folder was comedy gold
Bloody hilarious! Cracked up at the whole bunny thing! Keep it up!
@ work laughing so hard, I was crying. LMFAO
Lol can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've watched this every day since it uploaded--best laughs I've had in months.
This just made my day. You sir need your own channel. Maybe have the two brothers on. Thank you very much for posting this video.
This comment makes me think you think kyle and lyle arnt the same person ( lyle is kyle BTW )
Damn you had me in tears love it.... Ironically if it wasn't for the stupid strike I don't know if I'd have come across your videos of Lisle.... Absolutely love it.... You got a new subscriber
1 day 12 years later it turns put kyle and lyle are actually different people
I really love these side sketches, much love from the Philippines
Edit: wait he said "compare by d:ck to famous building" 😂😂😭 I'm dead
3:16 is this Alinity reference?
I was thinking the same
R.I.P Lyle.
Ling Ling.. you walk right past crazy nail... no say hi me
The bunny pic part had me fucking dying. this is too hilarious.
who saw wifey sauce and became sad too
yeah, I really hope they're both doing well. It's not easy for two people to be together for that long and then not be :(
@@pupuboyXXIV same 😔
Kyle had got so good at being Lyle that I almost forgot they are. The same guy.
Lyle is our fearess reader
Sieg, Lyle!
I keep forgetting he's Kyle
who likes Lyle better then Kyle?
You guys do realize that kyle and lyle are the same person right lyle is kyle and kyle lyle understand but all in all this guy is hilarious stay safe friends
when his password is "Fcukulyle"😂😂HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHA dat is golddd
"don't be dog eat the dog instead lmfao ahhah"
What if Lyle is Actually Kyle’s twin brother
The disappointment in his face when he saw the password
“No clear eye should be called the chinese eye” 😂😭
"its white and crusty and something tells me its not a frosted flake" im dying
"sizedoesntmatter" 😂😂
I WERCUM MYSER BAECCC
DANKYUUU VERI MAC
Lyle is Lyte version of kyle.
I think its the opposite
“Don’t be dog. Eat the dog instead” fucking got me so hard
"Gaia RDA Rebuildable Dripping Atomizer" We get it Kyle, you vape.
And a mechanic mod . I order from there too .
@@madness3482 Haven't bought from FastTech myself but I know of it
2:58 Actually, WEI ranged from 1.0 to 5.9 under Vista. It was extended up to 7.9 with Windows 7.
And I thought my dad's laptop was shit
i3 2773M
Intel HD 3000
6Gb Ram
200GB storage
I had to use it for a week...
I have PTSD now
You had 6 gigabytes of ram? And an i-something???
That is pretty awful though
I honestly thought you wouldn't be able to keep that voice going......ohhhhhh how wrong I was. You must have been determined to penetrate the laptop 😂
I hope the SJW’s never find this channel lol
Lol
I fear the day he has to stop this because it offends someone. This brother is hilarious
What's wrong? He's actually Asian.
Don’t get 2 white guys, get the two Chinese guys. Double the work for half the cost
LMAOOOOO