Dexter is such a dorky guy coming into the office with donuts for everyone with his un-ironed clothes - NOBODY would ever suspect Dexter of ANYTHING! 😂❤😂
I just love to imagine how much funnier Doakes and Dexter's interactions would be if Dexter actually wasn't a serial killer 😂 just the most Asperger's guy of all time being bullied by a cop for years 😂
@@ezeqeel8352 But unlike dexter other victims doakes knew who he was and wasn't buying into the act, tbh if you put dexter in the hood he wouldn't survive a month without someone finding out who he is lool, in suburbs there heads always in the sky they living too good to care basically so most of them naturally very naive and unaware of their surroundings its why he has been able to blend in amongst them for so long, cause lets be honest his abilty to blend isn't good, his brother rudy did it better and would probably be fine in the hood too since his act is more realistic and believable Dexter always bringing in donuts but doesn't stick around long enough for people to say a few words to him is a red flag already, not to meantion all his other weird and off behaviour this is the only environment someone like dexter can go undetected no wonder doakes found him out early anyone with real common sense would
@@ezeqeel8352 They should have kept doakes longer in the book he is a key character but the writers of this show seem to have a bad rep when it comes to killing off good characters at the wrong time they have done it to alot of people who shouldn't have gone when they did or at all. Then we could have seen what dexter did to someone who fits his code but knows what he is and will see him coming, in show they did a bad job showing any of this and made everyone look far dumber than they are so simpleton viewers can understand what's going on fast kmt
@Local-Vibes4444 my guess would be that episode where doakes murdered the Haitian deathsquad officer. Doakes has seen what pure unfiltered evil and savagery looks like that's why he could always sense it in dexter
Dexter spoke Spanish twice in the whole series (like the first couple episodes) and then never again. I guess Bautista was like “hey bro we get it, you know Spanish, we in Miami, good for you “
Yea its a weird reaction they both have in that scene. I think its to show they both have bloodlust or a "dark passenger". But idk man sometimes this show can have some homoerotic undertones. Like even Dexter describing his main reason to have a relationship is to appear "normal". I sometimes wonder with the "double life" trope that shows like this try to make those themes the subject without overtly making it thr theme.
First prize motha fucka All rise motha fucka Supplies motha fucka Heart eyes motha fucka Rue does motha fucka (hunger games reference) Some fries motha fucka I think that's all of em 😂
Dexter is a genius because if I found out that a coworker had murdered some people but that coworker brought me donuts every day I'd probably give them a pass
Doakes became my favorite character because of his total lack of patience for Dexter’s weirdness. Dex’s sly cutesy comments being met with Fuck You from Doakes gets me every time.
14:25 I like how the key comes into view, and how the blood separates away. So eerie. Also love the thumbnail. Makes it looks like a comedy. Or a romcom between Doakes and Dexter. Think I saw a video a long time ago that used clips to make it look like the two had a romantic thing going on.
5:53 I can’t count the amount of times I’ve said something like that in a serious tone and people burst out laughing saying I’m funny and im just… wah?
Hey Dexter Showtime, do us a compilation of every pork sandwich mentioned and ate on this show.. or every time dexter is interrupted eating. His facial expressions are great 😂
12:28 this was one of my favourite part in S1, I thought it was funny, how he admitted what he was, acting all relived that he opened up, even love the wave to the camera
Doakes is such a comedian in the way he deals with dexter, too bad that element was gone forever when he was killed off and no other character was even remotely like that again.
I thought he was great. He was great chemistry super high strung and masculine. To Dexter's super not high strung and masculine. Dexter was more emotionally intelligent and i think that's where doakes failed.
There's an alternate universe where Dexter is actually the bay harbor butcher and Doakes was right.. but we all know Doakes was the bay harbor butcher all along
Its an absolute crime against humanity they don't have the scene where Angel and Deb find the motel where Neil Perry is hiding at. They talk to the manager and ask if they recognize his picture. She responds with an absolute gem. "I don't know. The come and they go... Get it? They CUM" It's the funniest line delivered by a non main cast member hands down
I'm really trying to figure out why Doakes went at Dexter like that? That f bomb came out of nowhere and Dexter was being civilized. Doakes was a bully. Lol
like i get that doakes finds dexter creepy but like, if i suspected someone was a serial killer or a psychopath, i wouldn't go around telling them since... well.... they're a psychopath?
Yea I cried I was so sad over it. I think it season 8 had just too much going on. It also made no sense to me dexter would want to abandon his whole life philosophy for a woman. That’s not dexter in the books and wasn’t in the show till this Hanna.. ugh.. but that’s just one thing and there are so many…
honestly, in pale comparison between dexter and doakes... doakes aint too far off being borderline messed up himself like first ep and scene in the department and doakes is trying to push a false agenda like hes your prison roomie.. and hes holding a smelly shiv
Dexter is such a dorky guy coming into the office with donuts for everyone with his un-ironed clothes - NOBODY would ever suspect Dexter of ANYTHING! 😂❤😂
Watch the part where he starts explaining how a woman got slashed with this creepy smile on his face and so excited.
Its crazy doakes was the only one
@@miquelr2353that was a retcon, no one considers those seasons seriously
lol he would’ve been the first person I suspected.
@@ilayohana3150 ..none of the early seasons were ever retconned, and series 1-4 are considered the better half of the show.
I was under the impression some of his wrinkled shirts were linen or because he was sweaty from the Miami heat.
This show was hilarious. Especially when Dexter was trying to act normal around people.
When he was 'dancing' at his high school reunion 😂
My favorite is when Dexter is eating and someone comes up and interrupts him. Those small facial expressions of pure disgust are great 😂
when he was watching movies with rita, she was bawling her eyes and he was sitting there without blinking 😂
Think the funniest part of the whole show is Angel and Quinn sparking up a J lmaoo
@@hntrip Angel trying to connect and say something smart while high 💀
Dexter spinning around in his chair while Doakes asks where he's been 😂😂 1:11
kinda cute idk
“I didn’t know you were jewish”🤠 HAHAHA
Write the report already
Grab a crayon physco and scribble this down
Wam bam done. And I don't give a shit what you say because that's what happened
The funniest part is Dexter is 100% serious because he's socially inept but Doakes thought he was being sarcastic.
that entire interaction was so good 😭 watched it multiple times he just looks happy to be there doing his job it’s so funny
Sergeant Doakes "stop grinning like a f*ckn psycho and get back to work!" 8:19😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
8:40*
Hilarious way to interrupt Dexter's "Wonder Years" moment, lmao
Funnily enough he couldn't even see the grin since dex was looking into a completely different direction LOL
@@Maximum7077 He just knows Dexter
I dont know if it was done on purpose but looking at the thumbnail I can't but get the impression that they are lying on the bed snuggling LOL
Rofl 🤣🤣🤣
@SCpath they do tango and it looks as if they both enjoy it 😊
Dexter: *Crawls into bed*
Doakes: "Surprise, motherf***er!"
😂
"Lab Geek (in) my ass!"
I'd take that if it'd meant they wouldn't kill him off so fast 😂
I just love to imagine how much funnier Doakes and Dexter's interactions would be if Dexter actually wasn't a serial killer 😂 just the most Asperger's guy of all time being bullied by a cop for years 😂
I completely forgot Maria had the hots for Dexter in S1, it dissipated so quickly and we all know how their friendship soured
It’s much more prevalent in the book tbh.
Even with his weirdness Dex is way out of her league.
@@nathanjoseph8270 I think that's why it was in S1, initially they went word for word from the book then went their own route
Even though he was right about dexter doakes is his biggest hater 🤣🤣🤣
Regular people would never have to worry about facing Dexter. Doakes in other hand...
@@ezeqeel8352 But unlike dexter other victims doakes knew who he was and wasn't buying into the act, tbh if you put dexter in the hood he wouldn't survive a month without someone finding out who he is lool, in suburbs there heads always in the sky they living too good to care basically so most of them naturally very naive and unaware of their surroundings its why he has been able to blend in amongst them for so long, cause lets be honest his abilty to blend isn't good, his brother rudy did it better and would probably be fine in the hood too since his act is more realistic and believable
Dexter always bringing in donuts but doesn't stick around long enough for people to say a few words to him is a red flag already, not to meantion all his other weird and off behaviour this is the only environment someone like dexter can go undetected no wonder doakes found him out early anyone with real common sense would
@@ezeqeel8352 They should have kept doakes longer in the book he is a key character but the writers of this show seem to have a bad rep when it comes to killing off good characters at the wrong time they have done it to alot of people who shouldn't have gone when they did or at all.
Then we could have seen what dexter did to someone who fits his code but knows what he is and will see him coming, in show they did a bad job showing any of this and made everyone look far dumber than they are so simpleton viewers can understand what's going on fast kmt
@Local-Vibes4444 my guess would be that episode where doakes murdered the Haitian deathsquad officer. Doakes has seen what pure unfiltered evil and savagery looks like that's why he could always sense it in dexter
@@Local-Vibes4444 why would dexter live in the hood lmao
I know Dexter doesn't have any feelings in season 1, but that "fuck you" from Doakes still looked like it hurt 😂😂
15:28 ahh there it is. The classic.
Best moment of the show. Surprise motherfucker!
Dexter spoke Spanish twice in the whole series (like the first couple episodes) and then never again. I guess Bautista was like “hey bro we get it, you know Spanish, we in Miami, good for you “
“I didn’t know you were Jewish?” 😂 1:47
See the Thumbnail 😂 Doakes is having the time of his life
looking like best friends while at it too 😭🤣
I knew Doakes hated Dexter but some of the burns they put in the show was funny 🙏💀
Yea its a weird reaction they both have in that scene. I think its to show they both have bloodlust or a "dark passenger".
But idk man sometimes this show can have some homoerotic undertones. Like even Dexter describing his main reason to have a relationship is to appear "normal". I sometimes wonder with the "double life" trope that shows like this try to make those themes the subject without overtly making it thr theme.
"Some fries mother plucker"... I miss vine!!
what would you do about if somebody tell you that same phrase?
All rise mthr fu'çer
@@lindadoucetowenwrong size mother plucker
First prize motha fucka
All rise motha fucka
Supplies motha fucka
Heart eyes motha fucka
Rue does motha fucka (hunger games reference)
Some fries motha fucka
I think that's all of em 😂
“. . . but with the Solve Rate for murders at about 20 Percent in Miami its a great place for me.” LOL!!!
I do kind of miss when Angel thought Dex was his best friend lol
12:40 was such a disturbing plotline for dex to get loose with this therapist knowing he's gonna kill this guy asap
right like that’s insane like “you should try it”
“Today I’m just a sea monster” fire
Dexter is a genius because if I found out that a coworker had murdered some people but that coworker brought me donuts every day I'd probably give them a pass
🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
That lady with the barking dog pissed me off so much
Personally I've never been convinced Dexter is actually a psychopath, but wearing sneakers while swimming I'm convinced
The opening credits, doakes, and that sea monster line hooked me into this show until the bitter end.
Dexter besting Doakes at the cargo box is my favourite scene
Lab geek my ass!
15:30 I HAD NO IDEA THAT MEME CAME FROM THIS😨
The neighbor with the dog was so funny 😂
Doakes became my favorite character because of his total lack of patience for Dexter’s weirdness. Dex’s sly cutesy comments being met with Fuck You from Doakes gets me every time.
14:25 I like how the key comes into view, and how the blood separates away. So eerie.
Also love the thumbnail. Makes it looks like a comedy. Or a romcom between Doakes and Dexter. Think I saw a video a long time ago that used clips to make it look like the two had a romantic thing going on.
08:41 - Always cracks me up😂😂😂
This show is peak dramatic irony
That Dexter's lil tongue out when fighting is so dayum funny lol
15:28 Had no idea it came from this show. Never watched it
5:53 I can’t count the amount of times I’ve said something like that in a serious tone and people burst out laughing saying I’m funny and im just… wah?
Doakes was by far the best cop in the entire show.
The face Dexter makes after knocking out Paul was also a pretty funny scene that I don’t see included a lot in these compilations.
Dexter be having drip for a serial killer
The thumbnail looks like Dexter and Morgan are waking up in bed together 😂
I and my entire family LOVE Dexter! Right up there with House of Cards and 24!!!
"do you want a hug?" LMAO I have no plans on watching dexter apart form the clips here on youtube and that really made me chuckle
You really should watch the whole thing, it's a great show. It has its ups and downs, but overall great.
Hey Dexter Showtime, do us a compilation of every pork sandwich mentioned and ate on this show.. or every time dexter is interrupted eating. His facial expressions are great 😂
I tried to explain the intro to someone one time they just didn't get it!!! 😅
Does anyone know why Eric King, the actor who played Sergeant James Dox, hasn't been acting lately? I miss him so much. He was a great actor.
He’s in his 60s now. He did a lot of tv work in the early to mid 2000s. He might have just retired.. he was great though wasn’t he?
He died, Dexter killed him. Jk. It was bowel cancer
@@Phreak0maticnah wtf bro he’s alive
Surprise m0th3rrrfck3r5
12:28 this was one of my favourite part in S1, I thought it was funny, how he admitted what he was, acting all relived that he opened up, even love the wave to the camera
Doakes is such a comedian in the way he deals with dexter, too bad that element was gone forever when he was killed off and no other character was even remotely like that again.
For someone who claims to have no emotions or feelings, Dexter was unintentionally hilarious so many times
“lab geek? My Azz”! Lol
14:49 knowing all the twists with Rudy/Brian, somehow this joke completely flying over Dexter’s head becomes so much funnier
What is bro doing 😭 4:31
He's a sea monster,
Dexter truly is a SEA monster
Hes american
What am i missing **more dexter** pops up
Im convinced doakes improvised thst "fuck you" cause he was trying not to laugh 😂 1:29
most of them belongs to doakes. i love him.
The thumbnail makes it look like they're best friends lol.
Doakes pissed me off to no end
he was valid tho and that makes it so much better 😂
doakes was sick, QUINN on the other hand made me wish i was on dexters tables at times
@@yeahey5947 Doakes was so much more likable and charismatic and his beef with Dexter was hilarious. Quinn was honestly kinda boring and a tightass.
I thought he was great. He was great chemistry super high strung and masculine. To Dexter's super not high strung and masculine. Dexter was more emotionally intelligent and i think that's where doakes failed.
That thumbnail is devious work.
Maybe it is just me, but the thumbnail makes it appeasr as if Dexter and Doakes have been sleeping together and having a great time.
Dexter: "I live to serve."
-- He didn't lie... lol
15:30 the moment we've all been waiting for
I loved Dexter Michael c hall is so Handsome!
This is the moment doakes became hesienberg
I can’t believe Doakes’ Hatsu is the Bay Harbor Butcher
God I miss doakes
The only thing that is grotesque is that Dodge Neon😂😂😂😂😂
Today I’m js…. A sea monster.😔😔”-Dexter
The first season is the best season ever...
There's an alternate universe where Dexter is actually the bay harbor butcher and Doakes was right.. but we all know Doakes was the bay harbor butcher all along
Netflix: Are you still watching?
12:42
5:23 looks like damn micheal Jackson😂
Dexter just being nice 5:38
He’s so funny, I hope he isn’t the bay harbor butcher
Its an absolute crime against humanity they don't have the scene where Angel and Deb find the motel where Neil Perry is hiding at. They talk to the manager and ask if they recognize his picture. She responds with an absolute gem. "I don't know. The come and they go... Get it? They CUM"
It's the funniest line delivered by a non main cast member hands down
12:42 😂
he basically climaxed in front of all of us 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Never knew I heard of Dexter in vine until I watched it
My favorite season alongside season 7 and season 2.
I can’t believe sgt doakes was the sushi chef
Doaks was outta line talking to Dexter like that.
I haven’t watched dexter before, so when I saw the thumbnail i thought something else was going on
10:05 - 😂
Ever wonder why the guy who played doakes was never seen in anything ever again?
Season 6 where Angel and Quinn get stoned in the trans am 😂😂
doakes was the goat
That foreshadowing 14:00
The thumbnail is…interesting
Why that thumbnail look like they're lying in bed cuddling lol
1:48
Gets me every time
13:48 - "Ass on route" 😂
Man I miss Doaks, that guy made the show fun to watch
I'm really trying to figure out why Doakes went at Dexter like that? That f bomb came out of nowhere and Dexter was being civilized. Doakes was a bully. Lol
like i get that doakes finds dexter creepy but like, if i suspected someone was a serial killer or a psychopath, i wouldn't go around telling them since... well.... they're a psychopath?
Loved it till the last episodes. The absolute worst ending of any series EVER!
Yea I cried I was so sad over it. I think it season 8 had just too much going on. It also made no sense to me dexter would want to abandon his whole life philosophy for a woman. That’s not dexter in the books and wasn’t in the show till this Hanna.. ugh.. but that’s just one thing and there are so many…
Wr gonna ignore the thumbnail?
Cant wait for New Blood 2
Is it confirmed ?
@@lucasfuentes4119No, but young dexter prequel was.
It’s all confirmed now!! 2 new Dexter shows!
8:20 🤣🤣
Very good.
Welcome to Florida.
*Forgot how hot LaGuerta was.*
This season alone beats the new blood series🩸
Is that Preach from Ava and Preach on the thumbnail?
The one guy is trying very hard to be Samuel Jackson
Fix Dexter New Blood ending please
Fix the original Dexter ending pls
fix your life please
@@loner10KYou could fix my balls
I swear this comment is on everything dexter showtime posts 😂
honestly, in pale comparison between dexter and doakes... doakes aint too far off being borderline messed up himself
like first ep and scene in the department and doakes is trying to push a false agenda like hes your prison roomie.. and hes holding a smelly shiv