The funniest moment for me in this season was: Lundy: "The first report from the field had these parts as coming from one body" Dexter: (Actually it's two.) Lundy: "Actually it's two" Dexter: (Uh-oh!)
season 1 and 2 are the only good season for me to be honest.. Doakes and Dexter are two sides of the same coin hence Doakes hate him so much; Doakes sees himself on Dexter, what he would become if he snaps. And the Rita vs Gross Pale, English Titty Vampire made me laugh so hard; first it was definitely Rita's fault if you take into account Dexter's nature. Hollywood tend to overdramatize things but all Sociopath just lacks attachment to anything. They lack what people call Passion.. that's all there is to it since they justify things logically and can objectively see values and merits of everything without bias.. Second Gross Pale English Titty Vampire is definitely one of the best representation of the worst of the Sociopath spectrum.. she's the self-destructive one
Someone will disagree with what I am about to say but I don't particularly care; dexter kind of was the good guy( in the beginning) and the writers should have kept him that way concerning how he stuck to his father's code of going after bad people only; he could have ignored that and went after anyone he wanted at any time, he could have given in to the temptation of killing the security guard his brother had laid before him at the abandoned hospital or his sister at their childhood home but he chose to follow his father's rules despite his own issues with him because deep down he really didn't want to hurt innocent people and season after season was showing him striving to be a better person and was achieving that slowly especially with lumen in season 5 and brother sam in season 6, Hannah in season 7 Was the worst character ever thought of for her corruptive influence is what brought down Dexter's Integrity and ruined him from being the lovable and honorable character we all know from the books and earlier seasons, the show's 2 endings was I feel very disappointing because they wrote it and his character all wrong for he wouldn't have given in to his grief over the loss of his sister to where he would abandon his own son, sure he would be at his lowest for a minute but he would pull himself together and remember the promise he made to deb of how he would always be there for harrison no matter what and you can't sit there and convince me that a small town sheriff like his girlfriend angela would be able to bust a notorious killer like Dexter based on circumstantial evidence not to mention the tranquilizer formula is not the same; he never used kenimine on his targets he used M99, The writers should have continued adapting his story from the novels for they had tons of potential of doing and successfully pulling off a reverse breaking bad and the blacklist with the character, turning him into his very own sophisticated concierge of crime fighting with a vast network of resources at his disposal to help him hunt those that escape justice while keeping him 2 steps ahead of the people he works for in law enforcement who feels and views himself as the "the bad guy" that doesn't believe he can change but doesn't want to disappoint his father, his best friend angel, his wife, kids and sister by giving up trying with case after case and ultimate showdowns with the main antagonist of the season pushing him further and further down the path of being a honorable, righteous and semi-heroic individual with new blood being his swan song where he sacrifices himself to save his son, his son's girlfriend along with his own girlfriend from Kurt Caldwell, his son and the billionaire character they had in there that was serving as a red herring, have it where he had a connection to kurt and was involved somehow in covering up his secret of being the runaway killer and Dexter dying ending their threat once and for all thus earning his redemption which brings his story arc full circle with him ultimately breaking good, As for doakes the most annoying thing about him was his hypocritical attitude towards dexter when he tried to get him in trouble for just doing his job as a blood spatter specialist after he in an act of revenge shot dead a former death squad operative who was unarmed and tried to cover it up with lies which put his partner angel batista in a very uncomfortable situation of possibly turning him in to be arrested by IA until he was given a pass by the government, It should have been written and adapted according to the way it worked out in the books where they worked together to take down a cartel leader and doakes was severely maimed by the main antagonist dr danco to where he lost his legs and arms and tongue as a consequence for killing in cold blood that death squad operative who just so happened to be related to the villain, dexter tries to save him despite him knowing his secret but fails, he goes into a comma and dies later on in the 3rd season but Is revered as a hero cop and posthumously awarded a medal for risking his life to bring down dr danko who gets framed by Dexter as the Bay Harbor butcher, the same scenario can be applied but altered to the character Maria Laguerta, have the consequences of her actions in season 2 befall her in season 7 by having esme come back for revenge on laguerta for ruining her career by using her secret connections to the criminal underworld to frame her and make her look as if she's losing her mind like what laguerta did to her by sleeping with her boyfriend and have it where Debra is the one that tries to save her but fails with season 8 being the final season that deals with the fallout of that event and Dexter being the loving caring brother that he's been towards her trying to help her overcome the grief of laguerta's death all while dealing with the reign of terror from the brain surgeon, I say all of that to say that joe from the show YOU doesn't hold a candle to dexter and that dexter would have that despicable man for breakfast, lunch and dinner to feed the very jackels he came from! 🔥😁😉👍
The funniest moment for me in this season was:
Lundy: "The first report from the field had these parts as coming from one body"
Dexter: (Actually it's two.)
Lundy: "Actually it's two"
Dexter: (Uh-oh!)
what episode is that
@@rogue-tt5qr about 4-6 I think
I still can’t believe that Doakes was the Bay Harbor Butcher
Not as surprising as the fact that he was Jewish.
You must be kidding, those are the exact lines from the movie
It is hard to believe. But he was so angry all the time. And he liked to cut up women - so there was that clue.
Motha fucka fooled us all
He was so violent towards that lovely Dexter Morgan, you just know that he wasn't a good guy
1:44 Lmao, the one time where the "so i opened up porn, it was easier to explain" meme is valid or is this the birth of it?
This was definitely before meme was even a word so I'm assuming this is the "original" technically
@@HyphyJuice916meme was definitely a word, but term has evolved (or devolved)
To think that Mike came across The Bay Harbor Butcher AND Heisenburg in one lifetime, crazy bro
mauska: DEX I JUST GOT A BIG BREAK IN THE BAY HARBOR BUTCHER CASE!
dexter: bullshit..I MEAN WAIT REALLY?
LMAO
I still can’t believe he let the one guy in the beginning jimmy live he fit harry’s code completely.
Do you say that because he didn't kill him right then and there? Or because he never went after him later?
@@HyphyJuice916 He failed to kill him because of how messed up he was over having to kill his brother. After that Jimmy skipped town and got away
Masuka's mind would be blown seeing the gas prices today
Can't believe Dexter is coming back again what a time to be alive!
hell yea hes still alive
14:50 I'm sure I missed this joke the first time round🤣
The best
@@Smileater Masuka is a GOAT character in the show
The spirit told him to do it. 😅
The demons told me to.
Dexter new blood was a waste of money time and production
You gotta love Mazuka.
“FiX nEw bLoOd EnDiNg pLeAsE.”
Goteem!
Shut
Him killing the wrestling coach?
14:42 Mike from breaking bad.
Kid named finger from better call Saul
Dextuh put your syringe away Dextuh, I'm not going on the slab for you Dextuh
13:15 😭💀 " Twain was never on deep space 9, he was on next generation "
DEXTER COMING BACK TO US NETFLIX TODAY
You’re kidding, right? I’d be so happy if this is true.
@@Sniperboy5551 its already up brother
I can’t believe Debra was the dark defender
"Pardon my tits." was easily the best moment of the season
Arguably the two best moments.
Along with "ew, excuse me" 😊
I still can't believe that Masuka killed Doakes.
I can't believe Doakes was the tits harbor appreciation man
11:40 funniest moment of the entire show. Dexter just coudnt catch a break this season 😂
2:08 😂😂 Stalking much 😂
😂
They should bring back voodoo as an excuse to have doakes and dexter scenes again
The dark defender 😢
Why rent it when you have the internet?
Blockbuster
those were the days.
It was 2007, presumably internet porn took much longer to stream.
@@drpibisback7680or so you've been told, right? 😊
Blockbuster and HBO are assholes that's why.
I can belive that Doakes was the Bay Harbor Butcher, in fact.
yeah.. i can't believe it either.. 3.49 for regular.. :(
Jonathan banks aka mike from breaking bad and better call Saul at the very end
I was here to comment same!
Thanks sherlock
Dexter is so awkward 😂
imagine getting in ur car nd see nothing but chickens
Mike from Breaking Bad! Last clip
Lila: "So tell me, how full of shit are you?"
Algae under the sea !
Please fix New Blood!!!
they don't care about random youtube comments every video
12:30
Dude that’s the George Carlin bit!😂😂😂😂😂
Lowkey wish season 2 ended the show with doakes living and dexter turning himself in after murdering that British chick
1:49
PLEASE ENDING BLOOD NEW FIX
Up
Lol
DO NOT fix Dexter New Blood ending plz
It was a fitting ending for a serial killer. It was also the birth of a new one. It was poetic, albeit abrupt. I liked it.
Hahaha
reverse psychology lol
season 1 and 2 are the only good season for me to be honest.. Doakes and Dexter are two sides of the same coin hence Doakes hate him so much; Doakes sees himself on Dexter, what he would become if he snaps.
And the Rita vs Gross Pale, English Titty Vampire made me laugh so hard; first it was definitely Rita's fault if you take into account Dexter's nature. Hollywood tend to overdramatize things but all Sociopath just lacks attachment to anything. They lack what people call Passion.. that's all there is to it since they justify things logically and can objectively see values and merits of everything without bias.. Second Gross Pale English Titty Vampire is definitely one of the best representation of the worst of the Sociopath spectrum.. she's the self-destructive one
Someone will disagree with what I am about to say but I don't particularly care; dexter kind of was the good guy( in the beginning) and the writers should have kept him that way concerning how he stuck to his father's code of going after bad people only; he could have ignored that and went after anyone he wanted at any time, he could have given in to the temptation of killing the security guard his brother had laid before him at the abandoned hospital or his sister at their childhood home but he chose to follow his father's rules despite his own issues with him because deep down he really didn't want to hurt innocent people and season after season was showing him striving to be a better person and was achieving that slowly especially with lumen in season 5 and brother sam in season 6, Hannah in season 7 Was the worst character ever thought of for her corruptive influence is what brought down Dexter's Integrity and ruined him from being the lovable and honorable character we all know from the books and earlier seasons,
the show's 2 endings was I feel very disappointing because they wrote it and his character all wrong for he wouldn't have given in to his grief over the loss of his sister to where he would abandon his own son, sure he would be at his lowest for a minute but he would pull himself together and remember the promise he made to deb of how he would always be there for harrison no matter what and you can't sit there and convince me that a small town sheriff like his girlfriend angela would be able to bust a notorious killer like Dexter based on circumstantial evidence not to mention the tranquilizer formula is not the same; he never used kenimine on his targets he used M99,
The writers should have continued adapting his story from the novels for they had tons of potential of doing and successfully pulling off a reverse breaking bad and the blacklist with the character, turning him into his very own sophisticated concierge of crime fighting with a vast network of resources at his disposal to help him hunt those that escape justice while keeping him 2 steps ahead of the people he works for in law enforcement who feels and views himself as the "the bad guy" that doesn't believe he can change but doesn't want to disappoint his father, his best friend angel, his wife, kids and sister by giving up trying with case after case and ultimate showdowns with the main antagonist of the season pushing him further and further down the path of being a honorable, righteous and semi-heroic individual with new blood being his swan song where he sacrifices himself to save his son, his son's girlfriend along with his own girlfriend from Kurt Caldwell, his son and the billionaire character they had in there that was serving as a red herring, have it where he had a connection to kurt and was involved somehow in covering up his secret of being the runaway killer and Dexter dying ending their threat once and for all thus earning his redemption which brings his story arc full circle with him ultimately breaking good,
As for doakes the most annoying thing about him was his hypocritical attitude towards dexter when he tried to get him in trouble for just doing his job as a blood spatter specialist after he in an act of revenge shot dead a former death squad operative who was unarmed and tried to cover it up with lies which put his partner angel batista in a very uncomfortable situation of possibly turning him in to be arrested by IA until he was given a pass by the government,
It should have been written and adapted according to the way it worked out in the books where they worked together to take down a cartel leader and doakes was severely maimed by the main antagonist dr danco to where he lost his legs and arms and tongue as a consequence for killing in cold blood that death squad operative who just so happened to be related to the villain, dexter tries to save him despite him knowing his secret but fails, he goes into a comma and dies later on in the 3rd season but Is revered as a hero cop and posthumously awarded a medal for risking his life to bring down dr danko who gets framed by Dexter as the Bay Harbor butcher,
the same scenario can be applied but altered to the character Maria Laguerta, have the consequences of her actions in season 2 befall her in season 7 by having esme come back for revenge on laguerta for ruining her career by using her secret connections to the criminal underworld to frame her and make her look as if she's losing her mind like what laguerta did to her by sleeping with her boyfriend and have it where Debra is the one that tries to save her but fails with season 8 being the final season that deals with the fallout of that event and Dexter being the loving caring brother that he's been towards her trying to help her overcome the grief of laguerta's death all while dealing with the reign of terror from the brain surgeon, I say all of that to say that joe from the show YOU doesn't hold a candle to dexter and that dexter would have that despicable man for breakfast, lunch and dinner to feed the very jackels he came from! 🔥😁😉👍
"Funniest"......
lilas so hot
no pun intended
Doakes was a caricature of himself. Like close to a cartoon character. I didn’t like his acting, at all.