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I've seen the sparks in my bowl, and I feel like you knew what he was talking about. Difference between good and bad weed, is a well done flush, if you don't flush a plant with only water, you will be smoking plant growth hormone
I used to only buy strains that I could read reviews on. Didn't take long to realize how subjective and how many factors go into effect, look and flavor. Maybe ONCE did my experience line up with the description I read. That said, I'll still read out of curiosity.
I read one where a guy said he smoked three bowls, had to take a shit, and went to this bathroom and sat on the edge of the bathtub for 45 minutes and forgot why he was there
Blue Dream- Makes you feel like you're blue and dreaming Goriila Glue- Gets you so stoned you feel like a sticky gorilla These descriptions are ridiculous
since I started smoking I've gradually gone from thoroughly reading everything I can abt strains I'm thinking of getting, to checking what the general effects are like "giggly" or "sleepy" to just buying from people who always have good product and enjoying whatever I get lmao
@@NinjaSushi2 Lol its not really that simple anymore. Places like NYC doesn't have the "Good weed". We have bullshyt fake dispensaries opening up every few blocks selling block work Hybrids all around the city, Its So bad now even the old drughead dealers buy from them then resell to the streets. Lol its to the point now you cant really trust your dealers to give you some fire from Cali. You smoking some basic NYC deli weed🤣. So yeah, I still google shyt to see if its the sleepys or the hyperactives🤣🤣 because its definitely not that fire shyt
I could not stop laughing, not sure if it was me being high or your voice while reading the reviews. Either way I loved listening to you and hope you do more reviews. 🌞🌞
Hey man - video editor here. My first thought for the glitchy/scratchiness, check and make sure your harddrive isn’t too close to max capacity and if it is delete unnecessary files. Then make sure your recycle bin is emptied as well.
By that logic, what is tomorrow but the next days yesterday? Just clean the bong bro it takes 10 minutes max and you won’t have bacteria and fungus in your lungs lol
@@Funkynutblast444 it’s a SpongeBob reference dawg I’m just joshin ya haha, and I 100% agree with you I’m hella OCD so it works out I enjoy cleaning my pieces.
I love these reading reviews vids man. I am ROLLING!!! lmao. And the voices added to them was cherry on top dude. I totally relate to doing voices when reading stuff or being around a certain accent and taking it on after awhile, so ur not alone. Keep making these pls lol
Seeing you try not to laugh at these reviews brings me so much joy, reminds me of those guards trying not to laugh at Pontius Pilate in Monty Pythons Life Of Brian.
The funniest thing about that website. Is it seems all the pictures of the actual flower... are taken by like 2 people with limited access to flower. Pay attention to the pictures. Pull up a search on everything, and then scroll and play the old game of "match the picture/card" and by the end of the 5 or 6th page you'll have noticed they only have so many pictures and they reuse them for EVERYTHING.
This accent adds to the whole overall concept of this video. It is very strong and harsh, it blossoms from a place of sarcasm like no other accent I have ever had, like music to my ears. I do consider myself a cannaisseur in the matters of the devil's weed and I will absolutely not reccommend this video to anyone, alas it is only for the true cannaisseures like myself. PS: Love your channel, been learning a lot but still smoking joints, never hit a bong or pipe in my life :c
One of my mates recently got "California Bud" for around $100 for what looked like a couple grams, and he sent me a photo. It looked just like the stuff I get from my dealer for half the price.
Lmao, it's so hard to read reviews like that out loud without throwing a silly accent on it. I have learned that strain reviews are just as silly as strain names themselves.
A great review I read: “Yoooooo, this shxt got me toasty boasty foasty west coasty with a cherry on top! This shxt got me Humpty Dumpty doooo!! Gasoline baby yum.”
I've read strain reviews on some sites and contemplated never smoking again... " I hit a bowl of this and climbed a radio tower." You hit me*h bro.. lol
Overpriced for dry harsh wimpy weed and vapes from Buffalo NY dispensaries. It's legal here anyway. Your a good example of balance and health. I smoke just at night as you suggested. Thank you for your hard work. Subscribed
do another one but for a strain like Runtz, Skittlez, or Gelato bc i think those are newer and more popular and there might be reviews that differ from each other bc of plugs mislabeling strains and what not for better sale
lmao the things u were reading were so funny but lmao plus ur voice chaning so much and u getting mad at ur self was the funniest stuff ive ever seen in a while i aint laughed this hard in a while please keep doing these type of vidoes
I don't have the chance to stream with you at night just maybe a couple minutes here or there I finally figured out what vaporizer you have a flowerpot b zero which is awesome but I've been looking and cannot find the bowl you have with the card on it where did you get that brother??
i'd have to disagree on the "beginner" strain thing. some strains are way more potent than others and require way less to get completely zooted. You wouldnt want an inexperienced user to barely smoke a very potent strain and then get overwhelmed making them easier to "green out". telling from someone who's been smoking occasionally for a few years now but who still has a very low tolerance.🙂
I know Cewpins says quitting cold turkey for a tolerance break is bad idea along with even just having one but I’ve done it so many times I don’t have any “withdrawals” from it. I always do it for 3 weeks tho, n the high is so amazing that it feels close to the first time
Make this a series, silly strain reviews. I'd watch the hell out of that. Your other content is good but is definitely directed at newer stones looking for advice.
"They don't laugh at the clown in the mirror because they're like "Yo, this guy's legit!"" 🤣🤣🤣 You're killing me, bruh! I'm brand new to this game. I've only been at it for a couple months. No idea what I'm doing but I know enough to admit when I'm in over my head. That's why I'm here watching the cool kids rock it. Now, could you be a gent and point me toward the rhino tranquilizers? That dude's review said they made him 3" taller and his butt looks bigger. 👍
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I've seen the sparks in my bowl, and I feel like you knew what he was talking about. Difference between good and bad weed, is a well done flush, if you don't flush a plant with only water, you will be smoking plant growth hormone
the sparking means it was seedy
I used to only buy strains that I could read reviews on. Didn't take long to realize how subjective and how many factors go into effect, look and flavor. Maybe ONCE did my experience line up with the description I read.
That said, I'll still read out of curiosity.
@everyne-elsemvedn5968 oh, so the seed get grinded up and make the spark?
@@floreschris5574 I think they didn't grind them but they spark when you light them, it's a similar process to popcorn
id respect a pack that is labeled “idk but shit gets you high” way more than a pack with a fake strain name on it 💀
That could mean two different things
That’s how I’ve been since I’ve started I didn’t care what it looked like or was named I just wanna get shmacked
Tbh im smokin the “idk but shit gets you high” pack any day
💎 'Strain reviews aren't about giving the review for the strain, its about getting high and working on your creative writing skills' 🤣
I read one where a guy said he smoked three bowls, had to take a shit, and went to this bathroom and sat on the edge of the bathtub for 45 minutes and forgot why he was there
Blue Dream- Makes you feel like you're blue and dreaming
Goriila Glue- Gets you so stoned you feel like a sticky gorilla
These descriptions are ridiculous
most in depth stoner explanation
since I started smoking I've gradually gone from thoroughly reading everything I can abt strains I'm thinking of getting, to checking what the general effects are like "giggly" or "sleepy" to just buying from people who always have good product and enjoying whatever I get lmao
Exactly. Now I just get the good weed and smoke it. I never look that shit up anymore. Lol noobies do that.
@@NinjaSushi2 Lol its not really that simple anymore. Places like NYC doesn't have the "Good weed". We have bullshyt fake dispensaries opening up every few blocks selling block work Hybrids all around the city, Its So bad now even the old drughead dealers buy from them then resell to the streets. Lol its to the point now you cant really trust your dealers to give you some fire from Cali. You smoking some basic NYC deli weed🤣. So yeah, I still google shyt to see if its the sleepys or the hyperactives🤣🤣 because its definitely not that fire shyt
I just get the cheapest strain on the menu every time lol
8:39 Cewpins turning into Cicero about to escort the Night Mother to the sesh
Omg so I’m not the only one who heard Cicero then. I need to go back and play that quest line again
I could not stop laughing, not sure if it was me being high or your voice while reading the reviews. Either way I loved listening to you and hope you do more reviews. 🌞🌞
Sometimes he sounds like a stoner Christopher walken💀
Hey man - video editor here. My first thought for the glitchy/scratchiness, check and make sure your harddrive isn’t too close to max capacity and if it is delete unnecessary files. Then make sure your recycle bin is emptied as well.
PLEASE more of this type of content cew. I love memeing online weed culture.
Dude the fact that you didn't even pick out the craziest ones. And that those were just the first ones proved your point so well.
This was so funny 🤣 “Strong Harsh Flavor” Definitely got mids ☠️
6:10 brother went through 60 accents in 60 seconds. You might be worse at maintaining a fake accent than me 🤣
6:13. Started sounding like frieza for a moment lol
Just got home from a long day, fat bowl packed and a new Cewpins video loaded up. Certified fried my friend
Orrrrr, certiFRIED
8:25 "are you a new commer to cannabis do not smoke ghost train haze"
I think a "cewpins roasts" series would be hilarious.
"Blue Dream is the only strain I smoke"
I’ll clean my bong tomorrow. What is today, but yesterdays tomorrow?
Just clean the damn bong bruh😭😭
By that logic, what is tomorrow but the next days yesterday? Just clean the bong bro it takes 10 minutes max and you won’t have bacteria and fungus in your lungs lol
@@Funkynutblast444 it’s a SpongeBob reference dawg I’m just joshin ya haha, and I 100% agree with you I’m hella OCD so it works out I enjoy cleaning my pieces.
Weak
It’s tomorrow’s yesterday clean that shit
8:25
His voice reminds me of Pops from Regular Show
The voice for them and your reg voice for you was a perfect way of reading reviews. Its how everyone sounds when writing them.
DO NOT SMOKE GHOST TRAIN HAZE.
2:31 I've actually had this happen before yes some bud has actually sparked and moved when it in a bowl
The accent and the STOP at the end I was laughing so much lol
I really couldn't stop🤣
Plz do more accents
Holy Moly dude, I was trying to keep my cool until Pops from Regular Show warned me about that GHOST TRAIN HAZE 😭
I love these reading reviews vids man. I am ROLLING!!! lmao. And the voices added to them was cherry on top dude. I totally relate to doing voices when reading stuff or being around a certain accent and taking it on after awhile, so ur not alone. Keep making these pls lol
These are hysterical 😆 I haven't looked at Leafley in ages.
Getting mad at yourself for your subconscious accents was effing hilarious, bro 😂 (censored)
Seeing you try not to laugh at these reviews brings me so much joy, reminds me of those guards trying not to laugh at Pontius Pilate in Monty Pythons Life Of Brian.
The funniest thing about that website. Is it seems all the pictures of the actual flower... are taken by like 2 people with limited access to flower. Pay attention to the pictures. Pull up a search on everything, and then scroll and play the old game of "match the picture/card" and by the end of the 5 or 6th page you'll have noticed they only have so many pictures and they reuse them for EVERYTHING.
Chuck Norris tells his weed how to make him feel based on his headspace and it never refuses.
Nah, weed doesn't affect Chuck Norris. He makes weed feel high. 😂
Finally a change in the type of content. Story time videos and stoner advice can only go so far.
This accent adds to the whole overall concept of this video. It is very strong and harsh, it blossoms from a place of sarcasm like no other accent I have ever had, like music to my ears. I do consider myself a cannaisseur in the matters of the devil's weed and I will absolutely not reccommend this video to anyone, alas it is only for the true cannaisseures like myself.
PS: Love your channel, been learning a lot but still smoking joints, never hit a bong or pipe in my life :c
I don't think I've ever been able to tell a difference between ANY strains of oil or flower. Just gets me stoned as hell and that's all I ask for
GRANDADDY WIT THE PURPLE HAMMER 😂😂😭😭😭
The switching on and off the accent made this funnier
Fuck yeah I’m stoned asf and ready for a Cewpins video!!
Hell yeah let's go!
Now I want to try ghost train haze
Good luck!
One of my mates recently got "California Bud" for around $100 for what looked like a couple grams, and he sent me a photo. It looked just like the stuff I get from my dealer for half the price.
LoL!😂 This has to be the best channel about "tea leaves" that I've ever watched because it's informative and funny as all hell!!!
The whole "dear green crack" one made me laugh because that's something that addicts in recovery are encouraged to do
Ay bro glad you found green and moved forward.
Never ever...apologize for the accent!! It's amazing! 😂
The switching accents made it for me 😂
"Cough-a-lot" would not be suprised if that's a strain
"are you a newcomer to cannabis¿" 😂😂
Lmao, it's so hard to read reviews like that out loud without throwing a silly accent on it. I have learned that strain reviews are just as silly as strain names themselves.
They're too much fun to read sometimes 🤣
I'm laughing but my dumbass was watching this in fullscreen, trying to scroll through the reviews on a video.
This would make such a good series
In the words of Rick Sanchez,
"There's about to be one more passenger on that ghost train."
🔥💨
A great review I read: “Yoooooo, this shxt got me toasty boasty foasty west coasty with a cherry on top! This shxt got me Humpty Dumpty doooo!! Gasoline baby yum.”
Dude it’s all about the TERPENES … learn what ones you do and don’t like and you’ll always know what to expect
The terps don’t even match the indica/sativa labeling half the time
@@dftmmwgitddont even get me started on corporates marketing it has nothing to do with the terpene profile half the time
I've read strain reviews on some sites and contemplated never smoking again... " I hit a bowl of this and climbed a radio tower." You hit me*h bro.. lol
When Cewpins busts out his impression of Pops from Regular Show just to clown on bud reviews
2:30 I swear sometimes when I rip my bong my bowl will spark a lil, am I tripping or what?
Bro you sound like pops 😭😂😂💀
Broo reading reviews stoned is pretty fun lmao
The accents had me cackling 😂
There are good articles on Leafly, but the strain reviews don't mean much.
I love to look up if my weed is sativa and indica on those websites but yeah the reviews haven't ever been helpful
LOL!!! The accent was
hilarious.
I never paid attention to the reviews. I go by the effects people report.
Overpriced for dry harsh wimpy weed and vapes from Buffalo NY dispensaries. It's legal here anyway. Your a good example of balance and health. I smoke just at night as you suggested. Thank you for your hard work. Subscribed
strain names and attributes are seemingly more important to growers than maybe consumers
WE NEEDED THIS 😂😂
do another one but for a strain like Runtz, Skittlez, or Gelato bc i think those are newer and more popular and there might be reviews that differ from each other bc of plugs mislabeling strains and what not for better sale
Do more accents plzzz
the strain billy kimber had some funny reviews if i remember right
Monty Python: Sativa Connoisseur
they were just feeling that high lol
Damnn can’t believe I have to gain a stoner tolerance to try some of these strains.
2:44 sparking flower when burning means it was not flushed properly before chop
Any strain with the name haze is usually mids lol
love the voices and thanks for the bud tips from Missouri but I haven't switched to dispensary yet.
I look up strain reviews but that’s only to find out the general flavor profile
The accents are absolutely on point bro ur good
I'm not sure what was more entertaining, the review critique, or the internal struggle with making voices. Good stuff all around.
The accent was so good I laughed alot !
I had a great laugh at some of those reviews please keep doing these Cew🤣🙏
If it sparks & crackles it ain't weed its crack homie 😂😂😂
Some reviews are actually creative and accurate ☺️
Cewps on a roll, digging the new vids
I’ve been having a shitty day and this video helped cheer me up some so thanks
Cewp on a posting streak hell yea
Shiiiiiiiiiidddddd..........The first hour of my Friday night is most peoples over dose!
Please do more this is hilarious! The accents is really funny too
lmao the things u were reading were so funny but lmao plus ur voice chaning so much and u getting mad at ur self was the funniest stuff ive ever seen in a while i aint laughed this hard in a while please keep doing these type of vidoes
6:08 😂😂😂 The accent.
Beans my fav strain fr
EZ
First review had my dying at the start 😂
them just liking creative righting was true asf
This is the best video ever! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don't have the chance to stream with you at night just maybe a couple minutes here or there I finally figured out what vaporizer you have a flowerpot b zero which is awesome but I've been looking and cannot find the bowl you have with the card on it where did you get that brother??
i'd have to disagree on the "beginner" strain thing. some strains are way more potent than others and require way less to get completely zooted. You wouldnt want an inexperienced user to barely smoke a very potent strain and then get overwhelmed making them easier to "green out". telling from someone who's been smoking occasionally for a few years now but who still has a very low tolerance.🙂
Shut up and gimme my weed.
-Erick Khan
Nah that first review is kind of fire lol
Your my favorite “weed” UA-camr by far man, amazing video
This is fucking hilarious. You should make this a series lol
Had me dying, id watch more for sure 🤙🏼
I know Cewpins says quitting cold turkey for a tolerance break is bad idea along with even just having one but I’ve done it so many times I don’t have any “withdrawals” from it. I always do it for 3 weeks tho, n the high is so amazing that it feels close to the first time
Make this a series, silly strain reviews. I'd watch the hell out of that. Your other content is good but is definitely directed at newer stones looking for advice.
Amazing idea for a vid bro 😂😂😂
"They don't laugh at the clown in the mirror because they're like "Yo, this guy's legit!"" 🤣🤣🤣 You're killing me, bruh!
I'm brand new to this game. I've only been at it for a couple months. No idea what I'm doing but I know enough to admit when I'm in over my head. That's why I'm here watching the cool kids rock it. Now, could you be a gent and point me toward the rhino tranquilizers? That dude's review said they made him 3" taller and his butt looks bigger. 👍