Ikea Heights - Episode #2

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
  • Detective Mathis investigates the murder of Thomas Jespens.
    Created by Paul Bartunek and Dave Seger.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 284

  • @Nina-vt6tr
    @Nina-vt6tr 4 роки тому +1881

    I’m actually wondering what the actual security guards were thinking on the actual security footage

    • @matt1544zxc3
      @matt1544zxc3 4 роки тому +105

      they don't watch footage of the floor unless they have a reason to. Undercover loss prevention, however, would be out around the floor.

    • @Nina-vt6tr
      @Nina-vt6tr 4 роки тому +10

      Matt Sullivan oh , thank you :)

    • @pawa7714
      @pawa7714 4 роки тому +23

      @@matt1544zxc3 they actually do, how do you think they entertain them time? isn't like someone know what they doing(even if is not legal to watch the cameras without a legal accord)

    • @dankforehead
      @dankforehead 4 роки тому +3

      666th like! 😈😈😈

    • @alysec.h4156
      @alysec.h4156 3 роки тому +10

      they probably enjoying the show

  • @Kohl1D4Life
    @Kohl1D4Life 4 роки тому +456

    "Are you the owner?"
    "Sometimes."

  • @cammyplayer
    @cammyplayer 4 роки тому +1763

    I might be 10 years late to the party, but I'm loving these!

  • @ephitania
    @ephitania 14 років тому +150

    We're in the projects of IKEA Heights. We use to play Metric here."
    I love the IKEA employees that are giving him directions!
    "The land of convienence and murder."
    This is excellent.

  • @Fiona-West
    @Fiona-West 3 роки тому +20

    "where the mattresses are, there's a shortcut in the wall" "SHORTCUT" I'm loving this detective and how dramatic he is

  • @sven-rajinagardner9457
    @sven-rajinagardner9457 7 років тому +24

    I love how the meat balls help him remember who he is! :-)

  • @larhonda41
    @larhonda41 8 років тому +7

    Damnit if this isn't brilliant. Can't stop watching

  • @babybigotto
    @babybigotto 4 роки тому

    This is the best series ever

  • @madmaxxx01
    @madmaxxx01 4 роки тому +2

    "What the FUCK am I looking for?"

  • @Blue01010
    @Blue01010 3 роки тому

    watching this after seeing the main guy in wandavision, im so proud

  • @哈姆扎-x7c
    @哈姆扎-x7c 3 роки тому

    This is genius

  • @Angie-Way
    @Angie-Way 8 років тому

    Ohmygod Candice

  • @snowlondon8642
    @snowlondon8642 8 років тому +1061

    im emotionally invested in this????

    • @kyra6669
      @kyra6669 8 років тому +57

      IKR like I saw the first ep cause I'm like whatever but now I'm strangely hooked

    • @nagisa0931
      @nagisa0931 3 роки тому +4

      The one time I’m glad for tumblr cause it brought me here.

  • @abidoran3439
    @abidoran3439 10 років тому +1335

    "We used to play measuring tape right over here."

    • @formablesabb3481
      @formablesabb3481 3 роки тому +2

      3 1/2 inches is what in metric?
      i dont know?
      *cries*

  • @rhoda6573
    @rhoda6573 4 роки тому +1287

    "I just found out my dead brother is alive, and he has amnesia." Ha ha, you can't get much more soap opera than that.

  • @crissy4445
    @crissy4445 8 років тому +832

    Omg when he's asking the staff in character XD

  • @bennitori4
    @bennitori4 7 років тому +1049

    He actually asked real employees about knobs and handles. And they actually tried to help him.... I didn't think anything could top the measuring tape. And they way they edited the VHS tape onto the door handle. This is genius.

  • @daynaann7669
    @daynaann7669 8 років тому +1234

    This is goddamn Ikea heights.

    • @crissy4445
      @crissy4445 8 років тому +13

      Madness? This...is...ikea!!!!

    • @thedemonunderyourbed6772
      @thedemonunderyourbed6772 3 роки тому +1

      tell me when more people like this. It's a 666, I'm not about to ruin that. Also, I'm commenting to remind you of this, don't leave

    • @nachomegafart3835
      @nachomegafart3835 3 роки тому +2

      @@thedemonunderyourbed6772 its been ruined

    • @thedemonunderyourbed6772
      @thedemonunderyourbed6772 3 роки тому +1

      @@nachomegafart3835 It was good while it lasted, but thanks for even telling me

  • @clcamden6489
    @clcamden6489 4 роки тому +630

    “LOOK, A FULL MOON.” had me on the floor 😹😹😹

  • @GingerTurquoise
    @GingerTurquoise 9 років тому +857

    I didn't know I needed this in my life until I found it.

  • @goose1120
    @goose1120 7 років тому +376

    "Remember who you are."
    "I'm Samuel Melville, and I love meatballs!"

  • @a89kelly
    @a89kelly 9 років тому +582

    3:04 "The land of convenience and murder".

  • @daughterofolaf
    @daughterofolaf 4 роки тому +325

    “And this PILLOW still has a face pressed into it.” 😂

  • @laurenbruno1372
    @laurenbruno1372 8 років тому +300

    "We used to play measuring tap together, remember?"

  • @cheeseflag7995
    @cheeseflag7995 8 років тому +204

    Ikea Heights: The Land of Convenience and Murder.

  • @skaia91
    @skaia91 9 років тому +322

    im actually really into this ??

  • @savannamoody4870
    @savannamoody4870 4 роки тому +76

    "I'm investigating the murder of a man named Thomas Jespins"
    1:53 "I..don't remember him.." MOST UNDERRATED LINE 😅

  • @slavic_bog_warlock
    @slavic_bog_warlock 5 років тому +140

    This deserves a Emmy

  • @mushieroom9623
    @mushieroom9623 4 роки тому +42

    I just found out my dead brothers alive, and he has amnesia
    _who am i?_ 😀

  • @erinperry07
    @erinperry07 10 років тому +158

    The detective has me dying lol

  • @b1635cwieap7
    @b1635cwieap7 4 роки тому +200

    “Suffocated by pillow, the same way my wife was murdered” 😂😂

  • @CTBooth-lo9yl
    @CTBooth-lo9yl 8 років тому +113

    Those Ikea Projects looked pretty rough man, I swear.

  • @daughterofolaf
    @daughterofolaf 4 роки тому +145

    This is better than most crap on regular TV these days.

  • @JKeltTV
    @JKeltTV 6 років тому +290

    "3 and 1/2 inches standard, is what in metric?"
    "I'm sorry, I don't remember"
    *Breaks down and crys*
    This show is a fucking piece of art I don't care what anyone says.

  • @jordantropila7406
    @jordantropila7406 5 років тому +128

    Thank you, Dan Murrell from Screen Junkies. I had no idea my life was missing something as grand and mysterious as the wall of knobs & handles, and this show.

  • @amirabhayat1517
    @amirabhayat1517 4 роки тому +45

    “This is goddamn Ikea Heights”
    *Theme Song Rolls*

  • @animal8006
    @animal8006 3 роки тому +21

    Oh my god I own the pillow that the guy got smothered in,, I'm literally cuddling it as I watch this lmfao

    • @sailorkink223
      @sailorkink223 3 роки тому

      I think it’s a pretty standard ikea pillow

  • @chazbrewer4704
    @chazbrewer4704 4 роки тому +43

    "We're in the projects of Ikea Heights"😂😂😂😂

  • @awestftw
    @awestftw 12 років тому +38

    three and a half inches standard is what in metric? HAHAHA pure genius

  • @TheVanderbar
    @TheVanderbar 8 років тому +74

    This is the best Show on the internet.

  • @mohanmamoorthy9903
    @mohanmamoorthy9903 4 роки тому +20

    Everything has a price tag 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @madisongabriella7047
    @madisongabriella7047 4 роки тому +17

    "I don't chase rabbits... I *ruin* them"
    -Detective

  • @sacredme9839
    @sacredme9839 4 роки тому +31

    Sir! A guy is dead at the pillow section.
    Yeah don't mind him he is in the zone let him act.

  • @thomashaemmerle4625
    @thomashaemmerle4625 8 років тому +37

    Does IKEA know about this

    • @Curlyfries1158
      @Curlyfries1158 4 роки тому +1

      For anyone wondering: the link that all day writes, it’s about minute 25 to minute 30

  • @mockingjay1029
    @mockingjay1029 8 років тому +51

    Candice, you need to get it together.

  • @logixc2660
    @logixc2660 4 роки тому +31

    “this is a land of convience and murder”

  • @murderbot_2pt0
    @murderbot_2pt0 2 роки тому +9

    “What a sordid affair” “oh please! Enough with the affairs!” Is the most underrated thing ever

  • @krisherrick4261
    @krisherrick4261 8 років тому +38

    "We used to play measuring tape right over there"

  • @kiratastic7048
    @kiratastic7048 4 роки тому +15

    That wave followed by “who am I” killed me

  • @muna.rising
    @muna.rising 4 роки тому +17

    "I still love you I just don't wanna make love to you"😂

  • @m3erw
    @m3erw 14 років тому +22

    I'm Samuel Melville and I LOVE meatballs :D

  • @erinsvlogs2917
    @erinsvlogs2917 4 роки тому +18

    “this is the land of convenience and murder” 3:05

  • @dumiphama8811
    @dumiphama8811 4 роки тому +4

    4:30 is that the ikea salesman in bed with them? 😂 😂 😂 😂 Ikea heights is lit this should really become a thing.

  • @xWindtearx
    @xWindtearx 9 років тому +43

    this is beautiful omg

  • @posiepie6613
    @posiepie6613 3 роки тому +6

    HOW ARE THEY NOT DYING IF LAUGHTER . Randal kept a straight face while talking about playing with rulers ! The detective yelled to a full ikea about door knobs I would lose it

  • @fft9917
    @fft9917 4 роки тому +9

    1:15 "Who am I?" I lost it at that 🤣

  • @duke-of-fire
    @duke-of-fire 4 роки тому +16

    maybe the real treasure was the people my wife was cheating on me with all along

  • @ICULooking
    @ICULooking 14 років тому +26

    "Crazies are always out, Officer Mitchell."
    *puts on hipster sunglasses*
    --AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • @spookynoodles7417
    @spookynoodles7417 4 роки тому +3

    Wtf am I doing. I have classes to do but instead I'm watching Ikea Heights.

  • @jordanschannel1402
    @jordanschannel1402 3 роки тому +4

    "i just found out my dead brother is alive and he has amnesia" "who am i?"

  • @MiCKi914
    @MiCKi914 3 роки тому +5

    The crinkling of the measuring tape had me rollinggggg 🤣

  • @ellenwalsh1543
    @ellenwalsh1543 4 роки тому +6

    “This is the land of convenience and murder” I cant😂😂😂😂

  • @MexicanPrius
    @MexicanPrius 8 років тому +12

    "Enough with thee affairs!!!"

  • @Avadonia
    @Avadonia 4 роки тому +5

    IM BARELY 10 SECONDS IN AND IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF THEY TAPED THE FLOOR

  • @ScourgetheWitness
    @ScourgetheWitness 4 роки тому +7

    It’s so confusing and fast paced.... I love it 😂😂

  • @nestornicolashuertaparra9640
    @nestornicolashuertaparra9640 4 роки тому +9

    This is a representation of the over consumist and over capitalist world we live in, at a point that we can do a comparative between a city and a giant retail shop and still feels everything is working as the same

  • @raw_oyster
    @raw_oyster 4 роки тому +5

    Such good detective work. I never find what I'm looking for in Ikea heights.

  • @4lienat
    @4lienat 4 роки тому +5

    the fact this series doesn’t have more views is a crime! the acting..the dialogue..the poor ikea customers and employees..the production 🤩

  • @BritniRobots
    @BritniRobots 4 роки тому +4

    “Look, a full moon. They say that’s when all the crazies come out.”
    I’m watching this on June 5, 2020, the night of a full moon. 👀

  • @The1Fau
    @The1Fau 4 роки тому +5

    3:05 "Land of convenience and Murder" Best way to describe it 😂

  • @slipknot54095
    @slipknot54095 3 роки тому +2

    This is God Damn Ikea Heights

  • @art1st1cly
    @art1st1cly 4 роки тому +2

    *Suffocated with a pillow, same way my wife was murdered.* I'm not sure if I should laugh or not.

  • @user-ux5ci2mw1v
    @user-ux5ci2mw1v 3 роки тому +2

    Bruh did they just put tape around him IN THE MIDDLE OF IKEA?😭🤚

  • @JaniePWaterman
    @JaniePWaterman 8 років тому +2

    I don't chase rabbits ... RUIN them!

  • @fft9917
    @fft9917 4 роки тому +3

    "I don't chase rabbits, I ruin them"

  • @venobambino
    @venobambino 4 роки тому +1

    It’s the land of convenience and murder 😭😭😭😭

  • @redbullvodkaa
    @redbullvodkaa 4 роки тому +1

    The Office before The Office but at IKEA called IKEA Heights

  • @williamhudson5278
    @williamhudson5278 3 роки тому +3

    *the projects of ikea heights*

  • @husband-of-chinggis
    @husband-of-chinggis 4 роки тому +3

    IM CRYING BRO, THIS IS FUNNIER THAN IT HAS ANY RIGHT BEING

  • @fluorescentadolescent2189
    @fluorescentadolescent2189 8 років тому +11

    The dad from Fresh Off the Boar!!!

  • @deli5194
    @deli5194 4 роки тому +1

    Ikea heights: Land of convenience... and murder

  • @star-stair
    @star-stair 3 роки тому +2

    watching this again because I saw the post about it

  • @hp1998lover
    @hp1998lover 3 роки тому +1

    What a missed opportunity with the rabbit thing. Should've said, "I don't chase rabbits, I catch them"

  • @smokingbeetles5793
    @smokingbeetles5793 2 роки тому +2

    Imagine the ikea security personnel watching them make a movie in their store.

  • @anspailpinfanach7887
    @anspailpinfanach7887 3 роки тому +1

    i work at ikea. if i seen something like this happening, hell i'd get into character with them.

  • @blu_hues5032
    @blu_hues5032 2 роки тому +1

    Okay, this is like, surprisingly good wtfrick
    but at the same time I’m legit fangirling over the fact that jIMMY WOO oF mArvEl is frigging over here in aN iKEA sOaP oPeRA
    I just cannot 😫👏 I wouldn’t be surprised if this jump started the mans acting career

    • @Thundernerd2aBird
      @Thundernerd2aBird Рік тому

      Doing detective work in an IKEA to wondering what happened to the people of WestView

  • @yourlocalmailman8456
    @yourlocalmailman8456 8 років тому +4

    "Hey I just smothered this guy like you told me to."

  • @blumpet6250
    @blumpet6250 4 роки тому +2

    I only wish that someone was within hearing at 1:29

  • @Monsefrommars
    @Monsefrommars 4 роки тому +1

    The Ikea workers dont get paid enough 😂😂😂

  • @lramey20
    @lramey20 4 роки тому +1

    Land of convenience and murder

  • @oliverdower4864
    @oliverdower4864 3 роки тому +1

    I think its shit on purpose but either way this is the funniest thing Ive watched on youtube

  • @melodyfussell829
    @melodyfussell829 3 роки тому +2

    "This is a land of convenience and murder"

  • @parislynch04
    @parislynch04 4 роки тому +1

    4:57 written by Dean Pelton??! Community anyone? :D

  • @MakeitStop-er5kx
    @MakeitStop-er5kx 4 роки тому +2

    I can't understand how I've never heard of this. Of course I'm gonna watch it all the way through.
    Maybe to keep with the subtle path this Emmy winning show took, I'm gonna start randomly saying, ".... it's goddamn IKEA heights.". Just curious to see if anyone understands and then I can say, "They let your crazy ass out, too? Those bastards, god damn IKEA heights."

  • @linearellayae7652
    @linearellayae7652 3 роки тому +1

    "Land of convenience and murder" had me

  • @AtlaniBonita
    @AtlaniBonita 4 роки тому

    Alright but Candice could fucking get it 👌🔥🔥👀👀

  • @MusyabbirHaqim
    @MusyabbirHaqim 4 роки тому +2

    Damn this series make me wanna watch modern takes on this show.

  • @szeyuhey
    @szeyuhey 3 роки тому +1

    I didn't know Hikaru Nakamura did acting

  • @walterwalls6507
    @walterwalls6507 3 роки тому +1

    "Enough with the affairs!" Haha

  • @THEJOHNiVERSE
    @THEJOHNiVERSE 3 роки тому +1

    He knows where the treasure's buried!