A to Z: Colombia becomes a naval SUPERPOWER!

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  • Опубліковано 29 гру 2023
  • A guide and challenge for Colombia, still dumb, still EXTREME!
    Following the steps laid out in this guide will help you to get the achievement "My Ships Don't Lie", however, I attempt to do so without ever building a single capital ship!
    The lovely countryballs are courtesy of our community member Zatwinki (Zatwinki#2839) over on our Discord and redditor /u/whatisgrasseven!
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  • @NIkonEX-
    @NIkonEX- 5 місяців тому +341

    This achievement was so much faster to complete with the dockyard output exploit

    • @Bitt3rSteel
      @Bitt3rSteel  5 місяців тому +145

      Well, obviously... But that's not the way

    • @skrips_
      @skrips_ 5 місяців тому +7

      I thought they patched it?

    • @MeLoNarXo
      @MeLoNarXo 5 місяців тому +43

      ​@@skrips_ I mean yeah that's why they said "was"

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 5 місяців тому +16

      Arguably with the newfound performance increase, it doesn't take all that long to build the ships, real-time-wise

    • @efjddu
      @efjddu 5 місяців тому +6

      i beleive you can still just do dockyard focuses then assing one dockyard for every prodcution lines and make 10 production linesof both carriers and battleships then just wait till like 1944 1945 maybe 1943 1942 if you got the ressources needed and more dockyards anyyways your not gonna get attacked in historical so yeah its just waiting this is the easy boring way you can do the hard fast way of conquering

  • @512TheWolf512
    @512TheWolf512 5 місяців тому +53

    I am convinced that the Japanese are in a severe need of a mechanic to super quickly erecting a home defence force, like irl, when they planned for an american naval invasion

    • @Bitt3rSteel
      @Bitt3rSteel  5 місяців тому +24

      Or just get the AI to devote troops to the defense of the islands

  • @pufffincrazy5275
    @pufffincrazy5275 5 місяців тому +50

    Another thing you can do to cheese civil wars is have a focus such as Armament Effort almost done, then fire the civil war, then you and the other side complete the focus and you get double the factories.

    • @therealclp7488
      @therealclp7488 5 місяців тому +11

      Wait really? I love that haha

  • @Yodel1ngS0up
    @Yodel1ngS0up 5 місяців тому +160

    Gran Colombia is such a beautiful country on the map!! Top Tier quality content as always! Keep being amazing!

    • @Bitt3rSteel
      @Bitt3rSteel  5 місяців тому +24

      Thanks a ton!

    • @Lathmoss
      @Lathmoss 5 місяців тому +2

      @@Bitt3rSteelno thanks a megaton

    • @Yodel1ngS0up
      @Yodel1ngS0up 5 місяців тому +4

      @@Bitt3rSteel yeah seriously thanks a super-megaton for all that you do. You’re a role-model UA-camr, one of the best!!! Your disaster saves are my personal favorites, each one is an adventure lol

    • @usual.suspect109
      @usual.suspect109 5 місяців тому

      Pls tell me fellow generals, what country should i play next?

    • @Yodel1ngS0up
      @Yodel1ngS0up 5 місяців тому +1

      @@usual.suspect109 I always love a good Byzantine playthrough, playing as the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth is a blast as well, but you can’t go wrong with the French Empire 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 Vive L’Empereur!!! 🫡

  • @ImColombiaa_
    @ImColombiaa_ 5 місяців тому +24

    it hurt me so much as a colombian when he said cartageña instead of cartagena 💀

  • @FairyRat
    @FairyRat 5 місяців тому +18

    I wanted to say that it's always a delight hearing you pronouncing geographical locations, division names etc. as close as possible as to what a native speaker would call them. Really shows your dedication and respect to the subject. I mean if you didn't do that it would've been fine too, not everyone is good with languages and foreign phonetics, but nonetheless it's a cool feature of yours and is appreciated.

  • @christoffereilskov5006
    @christoffereilskov5006 5 місяців тому +88

    I did this achievement a week before they announced they new peace treaty system... I felt cheated!

  • @deluxehipster8714
    @deluxehipster8714 5 місяців тому +11

    I remember doing this achievement before you could absorb enemy navy in peace deal.
    I built dockyards for years and formed gran columbia to have more resources and spaces for dockyards.
    Still took me till like 1944 i think for the achievemnt to pop.

  • @gabilax2745
    @gabilax2745 5 місяців тому +20

    How weird, I was just playing Gran Colombia and building my ships and this is perfect to kill time while I wait for my achievement.

  • @danielsantiagourtado3430
    @danielsantiagourtado3430 5 місяців тому +6

    Colombian here! Thanks For this! 🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴

  • @hell_of_helios
    @hell_of_helios 5 місяців тому +21

    "Germany is still Germanying" I couldn't describe it better than myself, my good sir B1tter

    • @Bitt3rSteel
      @Bitt3rSteel  5 місяців тому +6

      They do Germany a lot

    • @LetMeBe3
      @LetMeBe3 5 місяців тому +2

      All know that Germany Germanying is just typical Germany at this point.

  • @laurentfxu3rauf193
    @laurentfxu3rauf193 4 місяці тому +1

    Just thought of the army,🤣🤣🤣 the way they're returning back home listening top the leader saying "I don't trust you" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sld1776
    @sld1776 5 місяців тому +5

    "I need a little bit more Fascism here." --Belgian man, late 2023. 😄

  • @enderkiller97
    @enderkiller97 5 місяців тому +4

    20:03 That’s because Romania still guaranteed the independence of Greece before they finish the “Appoint Pro-Axis Government” focus, which removes Romania’s guarantee on both Greece and Yugoslavia. Italy declared war on Greece sooner than usual even with historical focuses on, causing Romania to join the war on the side of the Allies. This usually happens to me after Italy loses to Ethiopia really badly.

  • @faelirra
    @faelirra 5 місяців тому +4

    Ah a Bitt3rsteel video, where I'm here for a good playthrough, good memes, suffering and futurama clips.

  • @The_Marttrix
    @The_Marttrix 5 місяців тому +39

    Yippee, as a Colombian I’m happy to see this video and see my country become Britain from South America. Thanks Bitter for keeping us entertained:)
    Edit: It is funny to see Bitter butcher my cities’ names, but no hate 🙂

    • @Edunomat
      @Edunomat 5 місяців тому +12

      Cartajeña XD

    • @E.T.S_oficial
      @E.T.S_oficial 4 місяці тому

      Como colombiano la cosa que si me haría feliz esque acabe la corrupción y pobreza en el pais

  • @anthonyheffron5500
    @anthonyheffron5500 5 місяців тому +2

    Love your videos man, nobody can touch them. Also I still crack up at "unfortunately named pills"

  • @Somerandomblokefromreading
    @Somerandomblokefromreading 5 місяців тому +7

    Love the video, thanks for the guide. also whats the best dlc in your opinion by itself?

  • @kjmaps
    @kjmaps 5 місяців тому +1

    Nice, good work Bitt3rsteel!

  • @zulpi2103
    @zulpi2103 5 місяців тому +4

    I thought you'd be using En Union y Libertad for this, but still fun

  • @AndrewVonManstein
    @AndrewVonManstein 5 місяців тому +3

    As a Colombian it is always exciting to see one of my favorite Heart of Iron 4 players play with my country

  • @joshlaws439
    @joshlaws439 5 місяців тому +2

    Keep up the good work 🎉

  • @gijskramer1702
    @gijskramer1702 5 місяців тому +1

    Did you know that the mcdonalds next to the hippodrome in Vichi is pretty nice?

  • @Girellgirell
    @Girellgirell 5 місяців тому +1

    I love how u say “Cartagenia”

  • @jaa6786
    @jaa6786 5 місяців тому +1

    Great video

  • @Johans2000
    @Johans2000 5 місяців тому +2

    Great video, but what mods/DLC do you use to revive bolivar's legacy or proclaming empires? I would like to try it

  • @saltvault8943
    @saltvault8943 5 місяців тому +2

    I tried to cheese the hell out of this achievement to get it, admittedly it was harder than doing it normally like this

  • @44MagnumNA
    @44MagnumNA 5 місяців тому

    10:24 historically, that makes sense. Ecuador and Peru have been involved in multiple conflicts over how far east Ecuador's eastern borders were supposed to stretch, with a war erupting in 1941 over the dispute. Peru decisively emerged victorious after less than a month of fighting, but the two countries would go to war two more times in 1981 and 1995 before the dispute was finally settled in 1998 after mediation by Brazil, Argentina, and the United States.

  • @ChatGPT_ChatbotTest
    @ChatGPT_ChatbotTest 5 місяців тому +7

    I WANT THE RAT- oh wait wrong channel

    • @Madmuli
      @Madmuli 5 місяців тому

      hahaha XD

  • @FuelDropforthewin
    @FuelDropforthewin 5 місяців тому

    A world tour of grand theft navy. You love to see it.

  • @MundaneThingsBackwards
    @MundaneThingsBackwards 5 місяців тому +5

    Wait a minute, isn't this the easier way to get the achievement since dedicating so much to your navy (including research if you want to make them useful) is such a waste? Fun playthrough regardless. =P

  • @t3badas
    @t3badas 5 місяців тому

    I don't know if you tried this but it's more effective to have your ships on convoy escort to defend your troops from submarines during invasions. your ships won't join fights your transports are in when they are on naval invasion support, as they are focused on giving shore bombardment over saving the actual troops.
    in practice you only need a few heavy ships on invasion support as they are what actually gives you shore bombardment, the rest of the fleet is doing nothing there unless you get ambushed during your invasion by their main fleet, though their main fleet will prioritize actual "battles" first that their submarines are in, over killing your heavy ships.
    TLDR; you need more than invasion support for your invasions.

  • @marvsky4845
    @marvsky4845 5 місяців тому

    Was not expecting an upload at this hour

    • @zulpi2103
      @zulpi2103 5 місяців тому

      It's noon, so it doesn't seem weird

    • @KokenyRichard
      @KokenyRichard 5 місяців тому

      Me either, he said new year but it's only the 30th of december.

    • @zulpi2103
      @zulpi2103 5 місяців тому +2

      @@KokenyRichard Guess he assumed it would take longer to edit

    • @KokenyRichard
      @KokenyRichard 5 місяців тому +2

      @@zulpi2103 Yea I thought the same... Anyways Happy New Year in 2 days😁

  • @tudor7746
    @tudor7746 4 місяці тому

    Finally A to Z is back 🔥🔥🔥

  • @512TheWolf512
    @512TheWolf512 5 місяців тому +2

    I see Dave convinced you to build roads first, eh?

  • @KingdomOfHungary1936
    @KingdomOfHungary1936 5 місяців тому +2

    @Bitt3rSteel Have You Done Any Acheivements As Iran Yet? If Not This Will Be Greatly Appreciated

  • @ilmansmajic7682
    @ilmansmajic7682 4 місяці тому

    Hello Bitt3rSteel can you please tell me when you create an army of 24 divisions which divisons do you put in that army

  • @klemklemius5091
    @klemklemius5091 5 місяців тому +1

    New year? Bro lives in the future 😎

  • @thebourrin67
    @thebourrin67 5 місяців тому +2

    Great work!!! A new Kingdom of France in the mod Kaiserreich plzzzzzz 🥳

  • @freddykalas7054
    @freddykalas7054 5 місяців тому

    love the jojo and futu
    rama meme's bitter steel

  • @H3LLGHA5T
    @H3LLGHA5T 5 місяців тому

    Damn, Bitt3rsteel is time traveling

  • @541primetime9
    @541primetime9 5 місяців тому +1

    Can’t wait for the Baltic countries to

  • @irenaliecia4849
    @irenaliecia4849 5 місяців тому

    I completely missed the part where I was supposed to start justifying on Panama, that naval invasion setup took me by surprise

  • @GOGPlays
    @GOGPlays 4 місяці тому

    I love how you say Cartagena lol.

  • @easyco778
    @easyco778 5 місяців тому +1

    "Romania joined the allies? But this is historical?" Says the leader of the newly formed Boliviar Empire currently invading Vichy France

  • @joskarifinaukr6503
    @joskarifinaukr6503 5 місяців тому

    Passage through the canal is dependent on ownership of the canal province, but as long as you're not at war with the US then you should be fine to cross. It may also be a special case where whoever owns Panama also has access to the canal, but I haven't done enough with South American countries to know that for sure.
    If you ever do annex the canal or the Suez, for example, never grant ownership of that province to a puppet. The AI will blow up the canal if enemy units come too near the province, often in situations where the canal itself is not threatened.

  • @jonastheswede6256
    @jonastheswede6256 5 місяців тому

    I would like to see a vichy France game play.

  • @ryangoslingofficialfr
    @ryangoslingofficialfr 5 місяців тому

    can you please do a tutorial video for napoleonic france? i always struggle to defeat germany

  • @humongousman9848
    @humongousman9848 5 місяців тому +1

    Quick question why did you justify against the UK when you could’ve joined the axis war and jump in when you’re ready? Maybe I missed something cause I’m tired

  • @JokerzLabz-vn8cp
    @JokerzLabz-vn8cp 4 місяці тому

    20:10
    “Romania joined the Allies? What? This is supposed to be historical!”
    Colombia currently invading France 😅

  • @sebastiancesar17-10
    @sebastiancesar17-10 5 місяців тому +1

    Good morning, good video, can you make a video of Peru? 🙀

  • @sprites75
    @sprites75 5 місяців тому

    being able to steal those allows you to end before .. 1948, i think it took me this long to build these from scratch

  • @hugoiwata
    @hugoiwata 5 місяців тому +1

    It is a little difficult to sail home to Bolivia

  • @Tiwaryakash720
    @Tiwaryakash720 5 місяців тому

    Please do a ultimate historical uk

  • @zachdrago8130
    @zachdrago8130 5 місяців тому

    I don’t know if I am just deaf or something but has he cursed before in his videos? “Basic bitch infantry” caught me off guard lol

  • @lpnew695
    @lpnew695 4 місяці тому +1

    How many tries you needed for that intro? :D

  • @jmesonthesmasher3916
    @jmesonthesmasher3916 3 місяці тому

    As a colombian I am thrilled

  • @adriangaber9176
    @adriangaber9176 4 місяці тому

    I wish if they did something with South America cuz there is so much potential there

  • @jayqj4z50
    @jayqj4z50 5 місяців тому +2

    He post, i click

  • @Deadly-Fortniter
    @Deadly-Fortniter 4 місяці тому +1

    i want to know how to send you a disaster save

  • @_zeux
    @_zeux 5 місяців тому

    i once tried playing colombia and left at like the end of 1936 because it takes so long to flip ideologies for me

  • @calelretro5207
    @calelretro5207 5 місяців тому +1

    The comunist leader of colombia has a economist trait so its better flip comunist at least I prefer this away

  • @upbeatfuzzball271
    @upbeatfuzzball271 5 місяців тому

    I have learned that Dover is the easiest British port to naval invade because they have no divisions on it 80% of the time and if they do they don’t really try to stop you

  • @abbelsiini
    @abbelsiini 5 місяців тому +1

    you can naval invade much better from the tile on top of amsterdam when you do that you only need naval supremacy in one place

    • @Bitt3rSteel
      @Bitt3rSteel  5 місяців тому

      The royal navy tends to spam the channel more than the other zones

    • @abbelsiini
      @abbelsiini 5 місяців тому

      @@Bitt3rSteel i didnt mean the channel if you do that you only need supremacy in the sea next to uk on the right side

  • @ww2info179
    @ww2info179 4 місяці тому

    How do you get the spy agencies and designing ships? because no matter what I do the game doesn't enable those options.

    • @Cl-l13F
      @Cl-l13F 4 місяці тому

      do u have la resistance and man the guns dlcs? those re 4th and 5th dlcs came. resistance gives you intelligence agencies and man the guns gives ship building and its parts.

  • @user-dn3hc9sy5n
    @user-dn3hc9sy5n 5 місяців тому

    I just started playing this game and I can’t get Italy to stop screwing up my games

  • @zionmolina3039
    @zionmolina3039 5 місяців тому

    It took me years to realize this achievement is a take on the song by famous Columbian music artist Shakira. Fun fact: She sang These Hips don't Lie at the 2010 FIFA World Cup South Africa.

  • @legionofrome2967
    @legionofrome2967 5 місяців тому +1

    I got here at some point!

  • @guvamoment914
    @guvamoment914 5 місяців тому

    I have a slight suspicion that bittersteel is a futurama fan

  • @thomasthurman7840
    @thomasthurman7840 5 місяців тому

    Ecuador was on a Quito diet

  • @darkmaul2977
    @darkmaul2977 5 місяців тому

    Helloo bitter! Could u do a run where Honduras go against all the other Spanish speakers country

  • @kaptan_davuk
    @kaptan_davuk 5 місяців тому

    Peru is probably the best choice to form gran Columbia, unless you're going for achievement or rp'ing.

  • @leestone5356
    @leestone5356 5 місяців тому

    Please do a cuba video iv been trying to do Cuba for mounths and failing miserably every time communist cuba

  • @vscgc3661
    @vscgc3661 5 місяців тому +2

    Hi I am a noob at this game, could anyone tell me how you (or Bittersteel) avoided the guarentees by the US? I tried playing as argentina and got my guarentee removed after the first war.

    • @kyallokytty
      @kyallokytty 5 місяців тому

      did you join a faction? Joining faction removes your guarantee

    • @vscgc3661
      @vscgc3661 5 місяців тому +1

      Ah I created one, thanks for helping

  • @kb17_17
    @kb17_17 5 місяців тому

    Can you please play with El Salvador ?

  • @Roketsune
    @Roketsune 5 місяців тому

    The "I bet you'd like to know. I bet you'd like to know indeed!" clip volume is too low. Also, I see you like Futurama a lot, just as I do!

  • @hirokitakei9272
    @hirokitakei9272 5 місяців тому

    I'm kinda sad control + right click no longer acts as support attack, would make london encirclement strat perfect !

    • @quaker2636
      @quaker2636 5 місяців тому

      It does though. It just turns into a normal attack if there are no other divisions doing normal attacks

  • @rhystaylor851
    @rhystaylor851 5 місяців тому

    Imagine getting Case Anton-ed by Columbia

  • @eruption_
    @eruption_ 5 місяців тому

    I LOVE YOU BITT3RSTEEL

  • @Cooking_With_Oscar
    @Cooking_With_Oscar 5 місяців тому

    Cool

  • @Cl-l13F
    @Cl-l13F 4 місяці тому

    uh finally done it. can we please buff supply mechanics a bit, its almost ww1/train simulator at this point.

  • @R_TERRA916
    @R_TERRA916 5 місяців тому

    Mmm...yes
    Ongezellig

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 5 місяців тому

    Lore of A to Z: Colombia becomes a naval SUPERPOWER! Momentum 100

  • @user-rh9qt6pk1c
    @user-rh9qt6pk1c 5 місяців тому

    WTF? He speaks from the Future? How IS IT possible 😯

  •  5 місяців тому

    Peru always messes me up, thats why I mostly gave up on the achievement.

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 5 місяців тому

    Ah yes the resurgence of grand Columbia 🇨🇴🇪🇨🇵🇦🇻🇪 🗿👌😎👍

  • @NexusGaming857
    @NexusGaming857 5 місяців тому

    If you think about it, Peru will be the best one to form Gran Colombia due to its additional cores.

  • @Corvusfromcentaura
    @Corvusfromcentaura 2 місяці тому

    Why do i love to make my germany a naval superpower

  • @-_ultimate_-1447
    @-_ultimate_-1447 5 місяців тому +1

    Cavalry only tannu tuva

  • @upi556
    @upi556 5 місяців тому

    I need drug cartel focus tree

  • @StefanoImperial
    @StefanoImperial 5 місяців тому

    Don't You dear to leave this serie

  • @nick_duck69
    @nick_duck69 5 місяців тому

    Mighty C A R T A G E Ñ A

  • @samuelgamingyt3832
    @samuelgamingyt3832 5 місяців тому

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @jforozco12
    @jforozco12 5 місяців тому

    cartegeña XD

  • @Randybobandy12345
    @Randybobandy12345 5 місяців тому

    Tu eres chingon

  • @willi_hd910
    @willi_hd910 5 місяців тому +1

    23:15

  • @oodaangel9079
    @oodaangel9079 5 місяців тому

    Vene-sue-ela
    You said Vene-thue-la

  • @Deadly-Fortniter
    @Deadly-Fortniter 4 місяці тому +1

    hi

  • @matnorris8
    @matnorris8 5 місяців тому

    Make Colombia Gran Again

  • @yuzhuocao5663
    @yuzhuocao5663 5 місяців тому

    Not hitting USA early?