The 53 Second, 22 Dollar Shortest Flight in the World

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  • @thejoojoo9999
    @thejoojoo9999 5 років тому +2711

    "At 22 dollars, the ticket is cheaper than an Apache helicopter."
    "While the sonoma county flight is short, it's longer than 7 feet."
    "17 hours, in which time you could call Comcast customer support once"
    I feel that today's video is particularly informative.

    • @tjl2836
      @tjl2836 4 роки тому +59

      Actually the third quote is wrong. It's 24+hours

    • @lookihaveausernametoo4231
      @lookihaveausernametoo4231 4 роки тому +49

      @@tjl2836 well you can call them. Just not get a response.

    • @tjl2836
      @tjl2836 4 роки тому +23

      @@lookihaveausernametoo4231 they put me on hold for a day

    • @lookihaveausernametoo4231
      @lookihaveausernametoo4231 4 роки тому +8

      @@tjl2836 how is that even possible

    • @tjl2836
      @tjl2836 4 роки тому +16

      @@lookihaveausernametoo4231 I probably called at the end of their shift . But then they completely forgot my call or the person I called was sick. IDK, who knows what goes on at Comcast

  • @Hazarizq
    @Hazarizq 6 років тому +3960

    they couldnt even finish the safety briefing

    • @joosepsoro
      @joosepsoro 5 років тому +8

      Haha lol

    • @kla7210
      @kla7210 5 років тому +68

      That would take longer than the actual flight

    • @andymadden8183
      @andymadden8183 5 років тому +45

      The safety briefing is done in the terminal building.

    • @Jacob-ou5ks
      @Jacob-ou5ks 5 років тому +1

      They do it when it's at the gate.

    • @aristiver2073
      @aristiver2073 5 років тому

      Lmaoooo

  • @gxck0645
    @gxck0645 6 років тому +6290

    This video is longer than the flight btw.

    • @Lol-rj8ri
      @Lol-rj8ri 5 років тому +22

      😂😂😂

    • @ye7470
      @ye7470 5 років тому +162

      About 10 flights were made within the duration of this video

    • @Hraesvelgre
      @Hraesvelgre 5 років тому +64

      @@ye7470 no only 6

    • @AA-yi5rk
      @AA-yi5rk 5 років тому +36

      @@Hraesvelgre it's 5.66 times

    • @meepgoesrawr6168
      @meepgoesrawr6168 5 років тому +4

      @@Hraesvelgre more than 6 counting other ones

  • @cisbetterthanj8738
    @cisbetterthanj8738 6 років тому +6905

    *gets on plane*
    *walks to toilet*
    *flight ended*

    • @supersunman6056
      @supersunman6056 6 років тому +184

      "Locked in again."

    • @zapdos8441
      @zapdos8441 6 років тому +16

      LOL

    • @karls0999
      @karls0999 5 років тому +74

      That almost happened on a flight me and someone sat beside me and asked if he could get to the toilet and I never saw him again

    • @AnythingReally
      @AnythingReally 5 років тому +3

      basically.

    • @wchbto275
      @wchbto275 5 років тому +9

      Shit

  • @halfasinteresting
    @halfasinteresting  6 років тому +4175

    Sorry if this episode sounded a bit different! I was at VidCon and there were all these fangirls outside screening and waiting to get a picture with me so I had to record under a pillow fort. It's just the price of being an a-list celebrity.

    • @NateJDaddy
      @NateJDaddy 6 років тому +147

      Half as Interesting 😑👌 Okay

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 6 років тому +54

      That wasn't interesting at all!

    • @totallynot0something047
      @totallynot0something047 6 років тому +361

      But I thought not a lot of women watched your content?

    • @Lord_Magikarp
      @Lord_Magikarp 6 років тому +114

      It was half as interesting, but twice as funny!

    • @halftimelordwizard
      @halftimelordwizard 6 років тому +120

      Half as Interesting fangirls? But I thought female hai fans were a rare breed 🤔😮

  • @GaryNumeroUno
    @GaryNumeroUno 6 років тому +2583

    It takes United 53 seconds to drag you off the plane!

    • @the6ix72
      @the6ix72 5 років тому +56

      United Airlines should go out of business

    • @AryanKhaunte
      @AryanKhaunte 5 років тому +5

      Too soon

    • @andymadden8183
      @andymadden8183 5 років тому +7

      The bad airlines all absorb the good ones. I liked US Airways, if only for the free SkyMall magazines.

    • @Frosty-iv9mj
      @Frosty-iv9mj 5 років тому +3

      DEAD MEME NOW SHUT THE HELL UP THAT WAS IN 2016

    • @a1mhndi
      @a1mhndi 5 років тому +11

      *_delta has joined the chat_*

  • @bored1980
    @bored1980 5 років тому +575

    "...by Bus company, United Airlines..."
    Hehe. I heard that.

  • @tahakaleem1783
    @tahakaleem1783 6 років тому +278

    “Call customer support at Comcast”

  • @HPayne62
    @HPayne62 4 роки тому +413

    Me normally: Flights are long, except for short ones.
    Me when trying to make a word count: Plane rides are long, except when they're short, some are shorter than others, especially the shortest one, which is the most not long.

    • @tushargupta1764
      @tushargupta1764 4 роки тому +9

      True!
      Or just use 10s of "the" as it is also grammatically fully correct to write
      "The the the the the the shortest flight is shorter than the longest flight"
      I think i saw this on a video also made by half as interesting.

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 3 роки тому +1

      I kind of read that in Trump's voice, eventhough it was significantly more coherent than his usual ramblings.

    • @zrspangle
      @zrspangle 3 роки тому +1

      @@tushargupta1764 link?

    • @Sticknub
      @Sticknub 2 роки тому +2

      Excursions on passenger aircraft can typically be considered prolonged, of course, with the exception of the scenario in which one would be significantly more brief. Each ride onboard an airplane possesses a dissimilar duration in comparison to others, including those that are recognized as shorter than the other flights. This especially regards the shortest-lived aircraft flight, which, too, happens to be globally deemed as the most not prolonged.

  • @DeathbyPixels
    @DeathbyPixels 5 років тому +1660

    “Scotland is a country, kind of”
    **distant angry Scottish shouting**

    • @FriendlyMarmot
      @FriendlyMarmot 5 років тому +75

      "Yieu just made an enemy fer lyfe!!!" - Groundskeeper Willie

    • @aro2866
      @aro2866 5 років тому +47

      *distant bagpipes*

    • @thescrout9831
      @thescrout9831 5 років тому +12

      Me, a Glaswegian staying inside : Dafaq they doing over there?

    • @aw7544
      @aw7544 5 років тому +26

      Aye, wit dae ye mean we arnae a country we've hot a flag, national animal, national anthem and more people than a micro nation (which by the way are counted as a country) so yes we fit the criteria of Bein a country

    • @OriginalPiMan
      @OriginalPiMan 5 років тому +8

      @@aw7544
      On paper, yes. But in practicality, you are more like a state or province.
      I live in the Australian state of Victoria, and we have many of the features of a country too: lots of people, a flag, a state animal and various other emblems.
      The whole Scottish independence movement is to become a real country. One that has ambassadors and diplomats, and can become a member of international organisations like the UN.

  • @RealRanton
    @RealRanton 6 років тому +145

    The amount of *shots* *fired* between the lines here is insane 😁👌

    • @rjfaber1991
      @rjfaber1991 6 років тому +4

      Given that it's another aviation video, I think we can safely say he gave several companies *flak* in this video...

  • @ricaldeplays6439
    @ricaldeplays6439 5 років тому +300

    "I want this video to take off"
    "AND UNITED AIRLINES ISNT REALLY GOOD AT THAT"
    #Shotsfired

  • @billys2025
    @billys2025 6 років тому +830

    Hello everyone thank you for flying with us and enjoy yo- oh wait we have landed please remain seated until you are allowed to leave. Thank you for flying with us

    • @mew9918
      @mew9918 6 років тому +20

      She talks hella slow

    • @thyden2k
      @thyden2k 5 років тому +1

      1000 subs without any videos? Now imagine that on an Eva airlines flight from Washington to china

    • @Eylrid
      @Eylrid 5 років тому +2

      Before taking off: We will begin our final descent shortly, so please put your tray table up and make sure your seat is it's full upright position.

  • @abisheksundar3619
    @abisheksundar3619 6 років тому +346

    "plane rides are long, except when they're short" mind = blown.

    • @johnlee7164
      @johnlee7164 6 років тому +9

      Water makes things wet, until they become dry again.

    • @abisheksundar3619
      @abisheksundar3619 6 років тому +1

      John Lee hahaha. Good one.

    • @nathanows7
      @nathanows7 6 років тому +3

      It sounds like a paradox 😂

    • @yogalD
      @yogalD 6 років тому +2

      Ohh, you're right! And when you're right, you're right! And you? You're always right!

    • @bilalbaig8586
      @bilalbaig8586 6 років тому +4

      People die when they are killed.

  • @WillmacLMCD
    @WillmacLMCD 5 років тому +737

    The shortest flight was when I jumped off the stairs with an umbrella

  • @elPichirri
    @elPichirri 6 років тому +812

    Has anyone thought of building a bridge 🤔

    • @micahbell9093
      @micahbell9093 6 років тому +91

      Takes months to build a bridge and expensive.

    • @elPichirri
      @elPichirri 6 років тому +21

      Some Alien i guess there really isn’t a need for a bridge in that area here we have 3 bridges to choose from , they’re about 3km to cross a lot faster than having to book a flight and head to the airport

    • @michaelpolaneczky4239
      @michaelpolaneczky4239 6 років тому +9

      That would be quite the project lmao
      probably bad for the airlines too

    • @malcolmabram2957
      @malcolmabram2957 6 років тому +6

      Many of the Hebrides are connected by causeways. It all depends on how deep the water is. If posdible, a causeway would be a good idea.

    • @owonapikins
      @owonapikins 6 років тому

      Ikr 😂

  • @CivilAviation1
    @CivilAviation1 6 років тому +106

    2:52 I'm amazed you didn't say: "unless it's a seaplane, then it can land on high tide as well" or something similar.

  • @nguyenduyphuc3924
    @nguyenduyphuc3924 6 років тому +1514

    Is my taste of humor really bad or he is actually funny sometimes

  • @TheGroovyGuitarDude
    @TheGroovyGuitarDude 6 років тому +1950

    Half As Interesting is getting more sassy by the minute and I LOVE IT

    • @sergevictoryyt
      @sergevictoryyt 6 років тому +8

      stellvia hoenheim is getting more... uhhhh... ummmmmm... i got nothing

    • @6272355463637
      @6272355463637 6 років тому

      Do you mean over the course of the flight..err, video? Otherwise, I really don't know how you would observe minute by minute development.

    • @FrecklesAviation
      @FrecklesAviation 6 років тому

      r/woosh

    • @Stefano-do8bb
      @Stefano-do8bb 6 років тому

      The Groovy Guitar Dude - Daily Guitar Lessons
      H

    • @Uciuwkviclviycjjxcku
      @Uciuwkviclviycjjxcku 6 років тому

      @therealnightwriter Whatever, this channel is hilarious

  • @semaun1476
    @semaun1476 6 років тому +250

    “Plane rides are long, except when they’re short” HMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @Cpr1234
      @Cpr1234 6 років тому +2

      Aka Semaun Some are shorter than others especially the shortest one which is the most not long. Thank you and goodnight.

    • @octoaiden
      @octoaiden 6 років тому +1

      speech 100

  • @shaferkam3907
    @shaferkam3907 5 років тому +151

    OMG this video is him roasting United. 😂😂😂

  • @caralhoguy
    @caralhoguy 6 років тому +453

    53 seconds later, " *FINALLY* we have arrived at our destination."

    • @shortbinnie5630
      @shortbinnie5630 6 років тому +53

      *takes 54 seconds* " HOW DARE YOU! This is a waste of time!"

    • @caralhoguy
      @caralhoguy 6 років тому +3

      oh noes wotdoido that comment i wrote was a waste of time because i barely got likes

    • @saratomayo7170
      @saratomayo7170 6 років тому +29

      This is kind of unrelated, but I was recently in Japan, and, one day, there was an announcement on the subway apologizing for a five second delay.

    • @millenelvins5844
      @millenelvins5844 6 років тому

      sara tomayo very unrelated and unwanted

    • @shrekhaslayerslikeanonion161
      @shrekhaslayerslikeanonion161 6 років тому +6

      @@saratomayo7170 thats interesting

  • @TC-to1et
    @TC-to1et 6 років тому +588

    They probably spend more time going through emergency landing procedures than they do actually flying

    • @owensimonsen7520
      @owensimonsen7520 6 років тому +1

      TC 2882 Nice Profile Pic, SKOL

    • @TC-to1et
      @TC-to1et 6 років тому

      Owen Simonsen skoooool

    • @eamartig
      @eamartig 6 років тому

      TC 2882 go Vikings

    • @TC-to1et
      @TC-to1et 6 років тому

      Bucket_head skol!

    • @oyounes5945
      @oyounes5945 6 років тому +1

      Underrated comment

  • @Hello-jh1rq
    @Hello-jh1rq 6 років тому +542

    "Hello everyone, this is the captain speaking. Sorry, but due to weather conditions the flight will have to be delayed for another hour. We apologize for the inconvenience"

    • @jennabagaforo1616
      @jennabagaforo1616 6 років тому +1

      Hello 123456789 😆😆

    • @caledonut8899
      @caledonut8899 6 років тому +34

      Ur profile pic made me think an eyelash was on my screen until i scrolled down lmao

    • @ynohdomi
      @ynohdomi 6 років тому +3

      @@caledonut8899 Me2 I was like "what the hell?"

    • @cixville
      @cixville 5 років тому +10

      @@caledonut8899 get a dark theme you won't be fooled believe me 😎

    • @arbaparsa
      @arbaparsa 5 років тому +4

      what fucking profile pic do you have I thought there was a hair on my screen and tried to scratch it off for like 5 minutes!

  • @Thee_Sinner
    @Thee_Sinner 6 років тому +719

    2:15
    “Scott-land”

    • @Noah-sm5bp
      @Noah-sm5bp 6 років тому +8

      Uriah Siner Kirk-wall

    • @willrc5731
      @willrc5731 6 років тому +10

      Uriah Siner “I-Land”

    • @gmt3257
      @gmt3257 6 років тому

      Borrraah

    • @deanshaw6588
      @deanshaw6588 6 років тому +9

      i noticed that i cringed so baddly i almost died of laughter

    • @minitrundle
      @minitrundle 6 років тому +13

      Found it funny when he said "Scotland is a country, kind of..." The Scott's wont like that! They must be all the dislikes hits.

  • @caiolessa6255
    @caiolessa6255 6 років тому +67

    I am pretty sure that 120 miles is not 139 km, it's about 192 km.

    • @brmns
      @brmns 6 років тому

      Caio T isn't it like 180km i was taught that miles are 2/3 of a kilometer

    • @IronLotus15
      @IronLotus15 6 років тому +8

      Viktor B 1 mile is about 1.61 kilometers; 1 kilometer is about 0.62 miles.

    • @Quintinohthree
      @Quintinohthree 6 років тому +1

      chengyuryc46 1609344 millimeters to the mile. 0.621371192 miles to the kilometer.

    • @AdamEspinosa
      @AdamEspinosa 6 років тому +8

      It's supposed to be 193 km, he just typoed it I guess.

    • @pdpcycling248
      @pdpcycling248 6 років тому

      193.121

  • @TheAshlovesu
    @TheAshlovesu 5 років тому +70

    Flight begin
    Starts movie
    Universal logo plays
    *flight ends*

    • @JL-sm6cg
      @JL-sm6cg 3 роки тому +1

      They wouldn't even bother. However, I was on a flight from Detroit and Cleveland where literally you were given all of 15 minutes to use your electrical devices before they start the landing.

  • @magmagon5572
    @magmagon5572 6 років тому +228

    Actually, American operates the shortest flights, sometimes they end before scheduled takeoff times!

    • @europlayoof5429
      @europlayoof5429 6 років тому +3

      C2Lception And sometimes they drag people off :3

    • @Agate717
      @Agate717 6 років тому +1

      Games for life! That’s United...

    • @europlayoof5429
      @europlayoof5429 6 років тому

      Zeno Rosé omg dont be so triggerrd

  • @thecapacitor1395
    @thecapacitor1395 6 років тому +458

    "Scotland is a country _kind of_ " Lol these triggered comments, come on man we're Scottish we can take a joke. I voted for independence, doesn't mean I lost my sense of humour when I done it xD

    • @nickjohnston7085
      @nickjohnston7085 6 років тому +4

      The Capacitor pipe down ya goth

    • @ultimatestoryteller
      @ultimatestoryteller 6 років тому +3

      Actually , you did the right thing

    • @aleeza3494
      @aleeza3494 5 років тому +8

      @@2andygorams532 SKSKSKS that's enough youtube for today

    • @2andygorams532
      @2andygorams532 5 років тому +5

      aruokii you have an anime profile picture your opinion doesn’t matter

    • @mirrin1135
      @mirrin1135 5 років тому +2

      The Capacitor ikr, we should be independent!

  • @BlisterThunderbolt
    @BlisterThunderbolt 4 роки тому +28

    “We have reached cruising alti- we have begun our descent.”

  • @vette1
    @vette1 6 років тому +71

    Cheating on square space with hover I see

    • @verylongname8161
      @verylongname8161 6 років тому

      VETTE RIP all squarespace sponsorships in the future.

  • @CodeCely
    @CodeCely 6 років тому +1117

    The ticket is cheaper than apache helicopter? 😂😂😂😂 literally man love your videos....you are the best.

    • @leagueoflags
      @leagueoflags 6 років тому +9

      Mauz Shaikh I also laughed my ass off.

    • @AnarchistAaron
      @AnarchistAaron 6 років тому +35

      How do people find this funny? I subbed for the interesting facts and aviation content. Now it’s just full of disappointing attempts at comedy. Must be an American thing

    • @jackguest145
      @jackguest145 6 років тому +49

      AnarchistAaron I'm British and I find it very amusing

    • @bananamath
      @bananamath 6 років тому +27

      AnarchistAaron If you don't like it then don't watch. Simple as that.

    • @justinsweeney643
      @justinsweeney643 6 років тому +33

      AnarchistAaron You do realize that he has two UA-cam channels. His main channel is more serious. This one is a satirical version of it.

  • @mcswordfish
    @mcswordfish 4 роки тому +6

    Fun fact about Barra - the road around the island is roughly 13.5 miles long so every year they have a half-marathong called the Barrathon.
    Places in this race are very limited, and I'm fairly certain it's because the island lacks enough fire-escapes to cope with any more competitors.

  • @iYrn
    @iYrn 6 років тому +45

    Damn that Comcast roast 😂

  • @tilak231
    @tilak231 5 років тому +69

    I see you have real issues with Comcast Customer Service, United Airlines and Scotland as a country! 😂🤣🤣

  • @J3FFBezos
    @J3FFBezos 5 років тому +21

    “Flights are long except when they’re short”
    Wow really? I did not know that lol

  • @Sir_Budginton
    @Sir_Budginton 6 років тому +424

    I love your jokes so much. I don’t know why, I just find them hilarious.

    • @ZapejoMC
      @ZapejoMC 6 років тому +26

      "The fastest way to get between the islands is by a rocket..."

    • @jindrichnovotny9266
      @jindrichnovotny9266 6 років тому +1

      We all do.

    • @joejoe4games
      @joejoe4games 6 років тому +15

      realy? I think he's gone overboard with them, it was funny the first few times, but I feel like the videos would work a lot better with a lot fewer of thouse jokes (also the jokes would be funnyer because you don't expect them as much)

    • @Bra1nSicK
      @Bra1nSicK 6 років тому +7

      I don’t. Way too many of them.

    • @AnarchistAaron
      @AnarchistAaron 6 років тому +8

      I don’t. “£22 is cheaper than an Apache helicopter” Well no shit. More like pointless facts than an decent attempt at comedy

  • @cup_check_official
    @cup_check_official 6 років тому +996

    I thought you said *FIGHT*

    • @d_wang9836
      @d_wang9836 6 років тому +7

      Software Man That would probably be Jotaro vs DIO. They kept stopping time so much who knows how much time passed

    • @ontuonssmetuona8016
      @ontuonssmetuona8016 6 років тому +1

      Software Man K thought you wrote Flight

    • @Lostbastard
      @Lostbastard 6 років тому +13

      Well he did say united so that’s something

    • @siddhayak
      @siddhayak 6 років тому +4

      K H OMG AHHAHA

    • @cheerjoy
      @cheerjoy 6 років тому +3

      You should know by now that this channel is the modern version of those Planes Trains and Automobiles DVD's from the 00's

  • @tiantian5693
    @tiantian5693 6 років тому +5024

    "as rare as a female half as interesting viewer"
    hi

  • @rithvikyagnamurthy6560
    @rithvikyagnamurthy6560 6 років тому +158

    OHHHHHHHH SHOTS FIRED AT COMCAST
    Edit: did I just read 165?! Thanks so much, gotta show my mum that I Matter!

  • @HeyImLauren
    @HeyImLauren 6 років тому +1265

    0:55 “As rare as a female Half As Interesting viewer.” sooo....i’m rare, then?

    • @kyupin1075
      @kyupin1075 6 років тому +125

      Hey, I'm also Lauren, and apparently we're rare lol

    • @HeyImLauren
      @HeyImLauren 6 років тому +60

      apparently we are

    • @jessicav931
      @jessicav931 6 років тому +54

      We can open a club

    • @Pelmite
      @Pelmite 6 років тому +107

      all 7 of you

    • @tierdropp7544
      @tierdropp7544 6 років тому +41

      13%

  • @8BitAbe
    @8BitAbe 5 років тому +30

    $12 company? I feel attacked.

  • @teddy327
    @teddy327 6 років тому +211

    clicked on this video faster than the shortest fight in the world

  • @nathanielshalam9182
    @nathanielshalam9182 5 років тому +148

    This vid was four mins longer than the flight

    • @iamdarthvader998
      @iamdarthvader998 5 років тому +1

      Ikr that's how short it is.

    • @jana31415
      @jana31415 5 років тому +2

      I tryed to watch it while I am flying between westray and papawestray

    • @Supernova2464
      @Supernova2464 5 років тому +1

      @@jana31415 how it go?

  • @Gamer-qv5rc
    @Gamer-qv5rc 5 років тому +75

    Literally just a flying Uber

  • @Th3Shrike
    @Th3Shrike 6 років тому +286

    More jokes than usual? Not
    bad at all

    • @marvk
      @marvk 6 років тому +25

      I respectfully disagree. If the trend continues, he will stray from informational video to comedy. A joke an episode is fine, but they don't need to be in every second part of the video.

    • @stevieisgeneric5782
      @stevieisgeneric5782 6 років тому +11

      marvknet I also respectfully disagree saying that he could still be very informative but still make more joke in his videos without being uninformative, his jokes even could be informative themselves but still be funny, I personally like the jokes

    • @Th3Shrike
      @Th3Shrike 6 років тому

      Stevie Is Generic I meant to write not bad at all, I didn't delete everything from my first statement

    • @Huntracony
      @Huntracony 6 років тому

      I thought the Burj Khalifa joke on the Vatican City video was a great example of an informative joke.

  • @chongook4893
    @chongook4893 6 років тому +105

    The plane hull will last forever since it will never get pressurized

    • @cipher9095
      @cipher9095 5 років тому

      Chigozie Ilozue tru dat

    • @joermnyc
      @joermnyc 5 років тому +3

      It’s actually a small prop plane as the runways on these islands are very short.

    • @Bartonovich52
      @Bartonovich52 5 років тому +3

      No it won’t.
      Islanders corrode in wet climates and have a whole mass of structural issues.

    • @CarFreeSegnitz
      @CarFreeSegnitz 4 роки тому +1

      The bump on landing is like picking up the fuselage two feet and dropping it... 200 times a day, every day.

  • @pbjtoast
    @pbjtoast 5 років тому +39

    Love me a Comcast diss
    (Comcast, please don't slow me down, I love you for you're the only provider in my area, thanks k bye)

  • @whatsinaname3200
    @whatsinaname3200 6 років тому +136

    Nahhh, the shortest flight is the two step flight of stairs in my house.

    • @verylongname8161
      @verylongname8161 6 років тому +1

      Whatsina Name lol

    • @masonm1124
      @masonm1124 6 років тому +3

      Whatsina Name I thought my paper airplane flight from white table to brown table was the shortest

    • @whatsinaname3200
      @whatsinaname3200 6 років тому +1

      Pat O'Brien more like 2 seconds if I trip and fall! Lol

    • @richardriguard1394
      @richardriguard1394 6 років тому +1

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY FUCKING JOKE, BEST OF 2018

    • @allisonjuno7654
      @allisonjuno7654 6 років тому

      good one

  • @Nchinnam
    @Nchinnam 6 років тому +17

    If only my life was half as interesting as this video I wouldnt have to eat printers all day.

    • @areez3433
      @areez3433 6 років тому +1

      Naganachiketh Chinnamuttevi wow you have a really long name!

    • @Nchinnam
      @Nchinnam 6 років тому +1

      Areez Habib haha thanks it took me a long time to learn it

  • @ktan8
    @ktan8 3 роки тому +4

    Wendover's collaboration video with Tom Scott reminded me of this video.

  • @literallyjudas2157
    @literallyjudas2157 6 років тому +6

    this channel's descent into sarcasm from some kind of formality has been amazing to watch. Amazing work as usual wendover guy

  • @hamzahayat3754
    @hamzahayat3754 6 років тому +22

    Wow no Squarespace :)

  • @samtherat6
    @samtherat6 Рік тому +2

    You joked about the Comcast call, but I’ve actually been put on hold for about 9 hours for my issue, to the point where the night shift picked up and were like, “Only the day shift can help you with this issue. Byyyyyyee.”

  • @greyjay9492
    @greyjay9492 6 років тому +16

    “The ticket is cheaper than an Apache attack helicopter”
    I mean,you’re not wrong

  • @pubusi4253
    @pubusi4253 6 років тому +57

    finally you can take a plane to school

  • @Legeine
    @Legeine 3 роки тому +5

    Here after Tom Scott did a video about taking this flight where Sam did a voice-over.

  • @samborpuskas
    @samborpuskas 6 років тому +58

    United bus company 😂😂

    • @areez3433
      @areez3433 6 років тому

      Zurich Animation that's actually the name. Short flights are often called airbus hence the name of the company.

    • @benhuang2773
      @benhuang2773 6 років тому +1

      Areez Habib
      Not quite. Airbus is just the manufacturer that makes the A319 and A320 that United operate.

  • @Zizzily
    @Zizzily 6 років тому +614

    You also get a certificate _and_ a bottle of Scotch to celebrate!

    • @rjfaber1991
      @rjfaber1991 6 років тому +18

      I heard that, yes. I imagine it's a pretty small bottle if it's got to come out of a €20-ish ticket though...

    • @DomSCOTLANDD
      @DomSCOTLANDD 6 років тому +10

      Robert Faber I'm not certain but i believe what you get is a miniature - a small bottle that is usually 50ml or thereabouts

    • @johnlee7164
      @johnlee7164 6 років тому +12

      It's a bottle of Scotch water. They never specified it was a bottle of whisky, you just set yourself up for disappointment.

    • @yousefnoori
      @yousefnoori 6 років тому +7

      John Lee Yeah, that Highland Springs kind, tastier than Evian.

    • @nmitchxll305
      @nmitchxll305 6 років тому +1

      Zzyzx Wolfe No, it’s Scotch *water*

  • @coldvendr
    @coldvendr 5 років тому +35

    3:20 Imagine taking a plane everyday to go to school and back🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @b.m.2738
      @b.m.2738 5 років тому +3

      Better than walking six miles up hill each way in three feet of snow like my Grandpapi did!

    • @deadlive3212
      @deadlive3212 5 років тому +1

      Beau Mershon back in the good times when rubber boots were made of wood.

  • @Holland1994D
    @Holland1994D 6 років тому +74

    120 miles =139 km? What 0:53
    120 miles is 193 km

    • @westont3276
      @westont3276 6 років тому +2

      correct

    • @Will-ol6ht
      @Will-ol6ht 6 років тому +1

      He knows math

    • @leaf16nut
      @leaf16nut 6 років тому

      He has random-dyslexia...

    • @keitamin
      @keitamin 6 років тому +7

      a typographical error, god dammit?

  • @dudemansoldchannel5138
    @dudemansoldchannel5138 6 років тому +223

    Imagine the plane crashed

    • @alisciacooper888
      @alisciacooper888 6 років тому +33

      no school

    • @zachryder3150
      @zachryder3150 6 років тому +89

      Just swim to your destination

    • @lukak1774
      @lukak1774 6 років тому +37

      In scotland we have to all walk through mountains and swim through freezing lakes to get to our school all while wearing a kilt. We could beast that water no problem

    • @alisciacooper888
      @alisciacooper888 6 років тому

      Luca King Lol

    • @e0k8Uv3DBXhWErEzOVP
      @e0k8Uv3DBXhWErEzOVP 6 років тому +1

      It cant crash in 53 secs

  • @indayteray8647
    @indayteray8647 4 роки тому +6

    Plane: *exists*
    Boat: *am i a joke to you?*

  • @wolffreezerlivestreamer
    @wolffreezerlivestreamer 6 років тому +21

    0:32 best and most true moment

  • @kward451
    @kward451 6 років тому +107

    Actually the longest commercial air flight is probably London to Sydney which can take anywhere from 22 hours to 55 hours

    • @skyscall
      @skyscall 6 років тому +34

      55 hours? Bloody hell.

    • @starmonarA380
      @starmonarA380 6 років тому +57

      He means non stop. Currently impossible in 2018 to fly LON-SYD non-stop, although Heathrow to Perth recently launched (17 hours) and Qantas are eyeing up LON-SYD/MEL nonstop in a few years when new ultra long range aircraft are on the market

    • @kward451
      @kward451 6 років тому +4

      starmonarA380 Oh okay

    • @enochliu8316
      @enochliu8316 5 років тому +3

      Newark to Singapore is now the longest direct flight.

    • @nosehead5921
      @nosehead5921 5 років тому +1

      MegaBall PowerBall yikes

  • @bushoncrack1778
    @bushoncrack1778 5 років тому +8

    “Welcome to the airplane, please put on your setb- Thank you for riding the airplane.”

  • @deniza1430
    @deniza1430 6 років тому +39

    Mixed up Wendover Productions with this channel?

    • @aaronl19
      @aaronl19 6 років тому +15

      Its the same person with the same style of jokes so I can see how you mixed it up

    • @wumbohoxton
      @wumbohoxton 6 років тому +4

      they are actually both owned by sam as in wendover where he says he replaced TWL in here

  • @masterrafferty4065
    @masterrafferty4065 6 років тому +8

    "United has found that flying planes empty is bad for business."
    But damned if they won't try.

  • @loriscolles6502
    @loriscolles6502 5 років тому +9

    The cheapest flight ever?
    RyanAir:
    „Allow me to introduce myself“

    • @Bartonovich52
      @Bartonovich52 5 років тому +1

      1p
      But booking, checking in, checking luggage, carrying luggage, boarding, sitting,
      using seatbelts, using the overhead compartment, looking out the window, meals, drinks, napkins, using the lavatory, getting off the plane, and claiming any baggage are extra. ;)

  • @33m3c
    @33m3c 6 років тому +915

    "Scotland is a country .. kind of "
    ***triggered***
    Excuse me sir, we are a nation, a country of its own right. Sadly, our country is in an union with other countries , that altogether form the entity known as the united kingdom.

    • @RmacNet
      @RmacNet 6 років тому +98

      Michael Cairns
      "Sadly"
      You mean thankfully right? Scotland would be nothing without the rest of the UK and I hope stays like that. Just like the MAJORITY of the people of Scotland voted for. I'm Scottish. But more importantly, British.

    • @RNG-esus
      @RNG-esus 6 років тому +54

      SCOTEXIT

    • @11thdimension1986
      @11thdimension1986 6 років тому +40

      We are 'thankful' to be part of United Kingdom!???
      You're joking right!? 😂 I suggest you stop reading tabloid papers and stop watching the BBC (British Brainwashing Corporation).
      #VoteYES #Indyref2

    • @RmacNet
      @RmacNet 6 років тому +24

      Jamie Cliffy Biro I think you dropped your tinfoil hat somewhere mate.

    • @walrous7054
      @walrous7054 6 років тому +26

      Well you had two referendums so shut up. We should be voting on weather we want you in the UK or not.

  • @TheBigRedskull
    @TheBigRedskull 6 років тому +5

    Is it bad that I look forward to the ridiculously obvious inequalities found in every video
    $22 is cheaper then an Apache attack helicopter. 😂

  • @THEhondasan
    @THEhondasan 5 років тому +2

    Your narrative style is so much fun. I started watching this video and after about 2 and a half minutes, I subscribed. "At 22 dollars, the ticket is cheaper than an Apache Helicopter" 😂😂😂...Keep up the good work Dude!

  • @ashaydwivedi420
    @ashaydwivedi420 6 років тому +215

    You already did this topic in a very old video of yours

    • @isaaccool3183
      @isaaccool3183 6 років тому +5

      Ashay Dwivedi that's what I thought

    • @JoseSilva-ht8es
      @JoseSilva-ht8es 6 років тому +59

      Ashay Dwivedi yea but he can earn more of that yt moolah now and he doesn't need to do any research.

    • @ashaydwivedi420
      @ashaydwivedi420 6 років тому +13

      I Am Sekou
      Yeah, his jokes are poor now

    • @drawsgaming7094
      @drawsgaming7094 6 років тому

      Please provide a video. Thanks!

    • @ashaydwivedi420
      @ashaydwivedi420 6 років тому +1

      Draws Gaming
      "A map geek's tour of the world #2"

  • @supaasandy9807
    @supaasandy9807 3 роки тому +7

    Who's here after the live-action version of this video with Tom Scott?

  • @MidnightBloomDev
    @MidnightBloomDev 6 років тому +57

    Was going to buy a helicopter
    But now I'll just buy the ticket

  • @areejburhanibaloch8561
    @areejburhanibaloch8561 6 років тому +42

    Plane rides are long except when they are short,some r shortest than the others esply the shortest one which is not the most long😂😂

  • @pennysmith5903
    @pennysmith5903 6 років тому +500

    One of the 13% female viewers here 🙋

  • @madlad255
    @madlad255 4 роки тому +2

    0:16 Thank you for listening to my TED-talk.

  • @jaishankar619
    @jaishankar619 6 років тому +150

    Very well scripted as usual!! Keep making more!!

    • @waahaah861
      @waahaah861 6 років тому

      His sarcastic humour really isn't funny. Ha ha ha i'm going to say one thing and then say another subverting expectation like 5 times in a 5 minute video and it will be just as funny every time...

  • @ThiagoDjig
    @ThiagoDjig 6 років тому +9

    1:58
    "I want this video to take off, and United is just not very good at that"

  • @huncho1057
    @huncho1057 5 років тому +2

    0:46 talks about the New York subway but shows video of the metro north railroad 😂😂

  • @koba_an
    @koba_an 4 роки тому +5

    0:20 the QR code says "hidden notes"

  • @qxe1328
    @qxe1328 5 років тому +3

    “I want this video to take and United isn’t good at that” DAMN SHOTS FIRED

  • @metadragon7500
    @metadragon7500 4 роки тому +1

    “Hello. Plane rides are long except when they’re short. Some are shorter than others, especially the shortest one, which is the most not long.”
    Thank you for coming to my TED talk

  • @Chocolatepain
    @Chocolatepain 6 років тому +12

    Damn a lot of shade in this one

  • @oneberry5149
    @oneberry5149 5 років тому +4

    “The bus company United” 😂

  • @aarifnaim9692
    @aarifnaim9692 5 років тому +60

    “As rare as a female Half As Interesting viewer”
    I prefer my female HAI viewers medium rare.

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 6 років тому +115

    Why don't they build a bridge?

    • @michaelscott7166
      @michaelscott7166 6 років тому +78

      Conway79 The Orkney Islands are so sparsely populated and the weather can be very wild up there. The cost of building a mile long, bridge across the sea robust enough to deal with the wind and waves would run to 10s of millions of pounds which can't really be justified.

    • @bloopmcsploop3723
      @bloopmcsploop3723 6 років тому +14

      Or because Scotland is weird

    • @6272355463637
      @6272355463637 6 років тому +23

      And it's not just the construction cost. Maintenance would probably be quite expensive as well. You really don't need the transport capacity a bridge offers, either.

    • @Neil.c04
      @Neil.c04 6 років тому +1

      m8 its because the highland council is to cheap to build a bridge

    • @minitrundle
      @minitrundle 6 років тому

      Because that's too obvious. Duhhh.... haha ;)

  • @citiesskyscrapers4561
    @citiesskyscrapers4561 6 років тому +31

    Your videos are always so interesting! Great channel!

  • @therealgaragegirls
    @therealgaragegirls 3 роки тому

    I just recently found this channel. The topics are always pretty interesting. And I just love the dry humor.

  • @coolpatrickandryan
    @coolpatrickandryan 6 років тому +25

    Damn this is the earliest I’ve been to one of these videos.

  • @zachryder3150
    @zachryder3150 6 років тому +6

    When you tell your girl you've already booked yourself a flight and you're leaving her forever.

  • @patrickracer43
    @patrickracer43 3 роки тому +1

    "Cars don't work well on water" can confirm I've attempted it in GTAV

  • @thestudentofficial5483
    @thestudentofficial5483 6 років тому +9

    0:30 World's longest flight is 92.160 times longer than the shortest

  • @alejandrocortes1149
    @alejandrocortes1149 6 років тому +8

    I wonder if they give you snacks in that flight?

    • @jacksmith8689
      @jacksmith8689 6 років тому +1

      Alejandro Cortes They better if I'm on for that long

  • @Niiwastaken
    @Niiwastaken 3 роки тому

    The amount of shade Half as interesting randomly throws in as jokes is actually amazing

  • @HudsonGTV
    @HudsonGTV 6 років тому +5

    The roasts towards airlines and other things were so savage. (yes I said savage am i cool now?)

  • @clamk8192
    @clamk8192 5 років тому +3

    “Cars don’t work well on water”😂

  • @saminhaque13-52
    @saminhaque13-52 5 років тому +2

    Captain: Prepare for take off
    *5* *Seconds* *later*
    Captain: Prepare to land

  • @poodlescone9700
    @poodlescone9700 4 роки тому +3

    "Its runway is just a beach"
    It must be a pain in the ass to land there, too.