"At 22 dollars, the ticket is cheaper than an Apache helicopter." "While the sonoma county flight is short, it's longer than 7 feet." "17 hours, in which time you could call Comcast customer support once" I feel that today's video is particularly informative.
@@lookihaveausernametoo4231 I probably called at the end of their shift . But then they completely forgot my call or the person I called was sick. IDK, who knows what goes on at Comcast
Sorry if this episode sounded a bit different! I was at VidCon and there were all these fangirls outside screening and waiting to get a picture with me so I had to record under a pillow fort. It's just the price of being an a-list celebrity.
Me normally: Flights are long, except for short ones. Me when trying to make a word count: Plane rides are long, except when they're short, some are shorter than others, especially the shortest one, which is the most not long.
True! Or just use 10s of "the" as it is also grammatically fully correct to write "The the the the the the shortest flight is shorter than the longest flight" I think i saw this on a video also made by half as interesting.
Excursions on passenger aircraft can typically be considered prolonged, of course, with the exception of the scenario in which one would be significantly more brief. Each ride onboard an airplane possesses a dissimilar duration in comparison to others, including those that are recognized as shorter than the other flights. This especially regards the shortest-lived aircraft flight, which, too, happens to be globally deemed as the most not prolonged.
Aye, wit dae ye mean we arnae a country we've hot a flag, national animal, national anthem and more people than a micro nation (which by the way are counted as a country) so yes we fit the criteria of Bein a country
@@aw7544 On paper, yes. But in practicality, you are more like a state or province. I live in the Australian state of Victoria, and we have many of the features of a country too: lots of people, a flag, a state animal and various other emblems. The whole Scottish independence movement is to become a real country. One that has ambassadors and diplomats, and can become a member of international organisations like the UN.
Hello everyone thank you for flying with us and enjoy yo- oh wait we have landed please remain seated until you are allowed to leave. Thank you for flying with us
Some Alien i guess there really isn’t a need for a bridge in that area here we have 3 bridges to choose from , they’re about 3km to cross a lot faster than having to book a flight and head to the airport
"Hello everyone, this is the captain speaking. Sorry, but due to weather conditions the flight will have to be delayed for another hour. We apologize for the inconvenience"
They wouldn't even bother. However, I was on a flight from Detroit and Cleveland where literally you were given all of 15 minutes to use your electrical devices before they start the landing.
"Scotland is a country _kind of_ " Lol these triggered comments, come on man we're Scottish we can take a joke. I voted for independence, doesn't mean I lost my sense of humour when I done it xD
How do people find this funny? I subbed for the interesting facts and aviation content. Now it’s just full of disappointing attempts at comedy. Must be an American thing
Fun fact about Barra - the road around the island is roughly 13.5 miles long so every year they have a half-marathong called the Barrathon. Places in this race are very limited, and I'm fairly certain it's because the island lacks enough fire-escapes to cope with any more competitors.
realy? I think he's gone overboard with them, it was funny the first few times, but I feel like the videos would work a lot better with a lot fewer of thouse jokes (also the jokes would be funnyer because you don't expect them as much)
I respectfully disagree. If the trend continues, he will stray from informational video to comedy. A joke an episode is fine, but they don't need to be in every second part of the video.
marvknet I also respectfully disagree saying that he could still be very informative but still make more joke in his videos without being uninformative, his jokes even could be informative themselves but still be funny, I personally like the jokes
You joked about the Comcast call, but I’ve actually been put on hold for about 9 hours for my issue, to the point where the night shift picked up and were like, “Only the day shift can help you with this issue. Byyyyyyee.”
In scotland we have to all walk through mountains and swim through freezing lakes to get to our school all while wearing a kilt. We could beast that water no problem
He means non stop. Currently impossible in 2018 to fly LON-SYD non-stop, although Heathrow to Perth recently launched (17 hours) and Qantas are eyeing up LON-SYD/MEL nonstop in a few years when new ultra long range aircraft are on the market
1p But booking, checking in, checking luggage, carrying luggage, boarding, sitting, using seatbelts, using the overhead compartment, looking out the window, meals, drinks, napkins, using the lavatory, getting off the plane, and claiming any baggage are extra. ;)
"Scotland is a country .. kind of " ***triggered*** Excuse me sir, we are a nation, a country of its own right. Sadly, our country is in an union with other countries , that altogether form the entity known as the united kingdom.
Michael Cairns "Sadly" You mean thankfully right? Scotland would be nothing without the rest of the UK and I hope stays like that. Just like the MAJORITY of the people of Scotland voted for. I'm Scottish. But more importantly, British.
We are 'thankful' to be part of United Kingdom!??? You're joking right!? 😂 I suggest you stop reading tabloid papers and stop watching the BBC (British Brainwashing Corporation). #VoteYES #Indyref2
Your narrative style is so much fun. I started watching this video and after about 2 and a half minutes, I subscribed. "At 22 dollars, the ticket is cheaper than an Apache Helicopter" 😂😂😂...Keep up the good work Dude!
His sarcastic humour really isn't funny. Ha ha ha i'm going to say one thing and then say another subverting expectation like 5 times in a 5 minute video and it will be just as funny every time...
“Hello. Plane rides are long except when they’re short. Some are shorter than others, especially the shortest one, which is the most not long.” Thank you for coming to my TED talk
Conway79 The Orkney Islands are so sparsely populated and the weather can be very wild up there. The cost of building a mile long, bridge across the sea robust enough to deal with the wind and waves would run to 10s of millions of pounds which can't really be justified.
And it's not just the construction cost. Maintenance would probably be quite expensive as well. You really don't need the transport capacity a bridge offers, either.
"At 22 dollars, the ticket is cheaper than an Apache helicopter."
"While the sonoma county flight is short, it's longer than 7 feet."
"17 hours, in which time you could call Comcast customer support once"
I feel that today's video is particularly informative.
Actually the third quote is wrong. It's 24+hours
@@tjl2836 well you can call them. Just not get a response.
@@lookihaveausernametoo4231 they put me on hold for a day
@@tjl2836 how is that even possible
@@lookihaveausernametoo4231 I probably called at the end of their shift . But then they completely forgot my call or the person I called was sick. IDK, who knows what goes on at Comcast
they couldnt even finish the safety briefing
Haha lol
That would take longer than the actual flight
The safety briefing is done in the terminal building.
They do it when it's at the gate.
Lmaoooo
This video is longer than the flight btw.
😂😂😂
About 10 flights were made within the duration of this video
@@ye7470 no only 6
@@Hraesvelgre it's 5.66 times
@@Hraesvelgre more than 6 counting other ones
*gets on plane*
*walks to toilet*
*flight ended*
"Locked in again."
LOL
That almost happened on a flight me and someone sat beside me and asked if he could get to the toilet and I never saw him again
basically.
Shit
Sorry if this episode sounded a bit different! I was at VidCon and there were all these fangirls outside screening and waiting to get a picture with me so I had to record under a pillow fort. It's just the price of being an a-list celebrity.
Half as Interesting 😑👌 Okay
That wasn't interesting at all!
But I thought not a lot of women watched your content?
It was half as interesting, but twice as funny!
Half as Interesting fangirls? But I thought female hai fans were a rare breed 🤔😮
It takes United 53 seconds to drag you off the plane!
United Airlines should go out of business
Too soon
The bad airlines all absorb the good ones. I liked US Airways, if only for the free SkyMall magazines.
DEAD MEME NOW SHUT THE HELL UP THAT WAS IN 2016
*_delta has joined the chat_*
"...by Bus company, United Airlines..."
Hehe. I heard that.
“Call customer support at Comcast”
He speaks the truth
Not like they had problems today or anything :/
Me normally: Flights are long, except for short ones.
Me when trying to make a word count: Plane rides are long, except when they're short, some are shorter than others, especially the shortest one, which is the most not long.
True!
Or just use 10s of "the" as it is also grammatically fully correct to write
"The the the the the the shortest flight is shorter than the longest flight"
I think i saw this on a video also made by half as interesting.
I kind of read that in Trump's voice, eventhough it was significantly more coherent than his usual ramblings.
@@tushargupta1764 link?
Excursions on passenger aircraft can typically be considered prolonged, of course, with the exception of the scenario in which one would be significantly more brief. Each ride onboard an airplane possesses a dissimilar duration in comparison to others, including those that are recognized as shorter than the other flights. This especially regards the shortest-lived aircraft flight, which, too, happens to be globally deemed as the most not prolonged.
“Scotland is a country, kind of”
**distant angry Scottish shouting**
"Yieu just made an enemy fer lyfe!!!" - Groundskeeper Willie
*distant bagpipes*
Me, a Glaswegian staying inside : Dafaq they doing over there?
Aye, wit dae ye mean we arnae a country we've hot a flag, national animal, national anthem and more people than a micro nation (which by the way are counted as a country) so yes we fit the criteria of Bein a country
@@aw7544
On paper, yes. But in practicality, you are more like a state or province.
I live in the Australian state of Victoria, and we have many of the features of a country too: lots of people, a flag, a state animal and various other emblems.
The whole Scottish independence movement is to become a real country. One that has ambassadors and diplomats, and can become a member of international organisations like the UN.
The amount of *shots* *fired* between the lines here is insane 😁👌
Given that it's another aviation video, I think we can safely say he gave several companies *flak* in this video...
"I want this video to take off"
"AND UNITED AIRLINES ISNT REALLY GOOD AT THAT"
#Shotsfired
Hello everyone thank you for flying with us and enjoy yo- oh wait we have landed please remain seated until you are allowed to leave. Thank you for flying with us
She talks hella slow
1000 subs without any videos? Now imagine that on an Eva airlines flight from Washington to china
Before taking off: We will begin our final descent shortly, so please put your tray table up and make sure your seat is it's full upright position.
"plane rides are long, except when they're short" mind = blown.
Water makes things wet, until they become dry again.
John Lee hahaha. Good one.
It sounds like a paradox 😂
Ohh, you're right! And when you're right, you're right! And you? You're always right!
People die when they are killed.
The shortest flight was when I jumped off the stairs with an umbrella
Next time try a parasol
Oof
ouch
That's not flying, that's falling with style!
I disagree.You see i jump from my bed and land on my bed.
Has anyone thought of building a bridge 🤔
Takes months to build a bridge and expensive.
Some Alien i guess there really isn’t a need for a bridge in that area here we have 3 bridges to choose from , they’re about 3km to cross a lot faster than having to book a flight and head to the airport
That would be quite the project lmao
probably bad for the airlines too
Many of the Hebrides are connected by causeways. It all depends on how deep the water is. If posdible, a causeway would be a good idea.
Ikr 😂
2:52 I'm amazed you didn't say: "unless it's a seaplane, then it can land on high tide as well" or something similar.
Is my taste of humor really bad or he is actually funny sometimes
It's just you.
same
Lmao same
@@eurovision50 u don't know that uwu
@@eurovision50 ur as funny as communism
Half As Interesting is getting more sassy by the minute and I LOVE IT
stellvia hoenheim is getting more... uhhhh... ummmmmm... i got nothing
Do you mean over the course of the flight..err, video? Otherwise, I really don't know how you would observe minute by minute development.
r/woosh
The Groovy Guitar Dude - Daily Guitar Lessons
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@therealnightwriter Whatever, this channel is hilarious
“Plane rides are long, except when they’re short” HMMMMMMMMMMMM
Aka Semaun Some are shorter than others especially the shortest one which is the most not long. Thank you and goodnight.
speech 100
OMG this video is him roasting United. 😂😂😂
53 seconds later, " *FINALLY* we have arrived at our destination."
*takes 54 seconds* " HOW DARE YOU! This is a waste of time!"
oh noes wotdoido that comment i wrote was a waste of time because i barely got likes
This is kind of unrelated, but I was recently in Japan, and, one day, there was an announcement on the subway apologizing for a five second delay.
sara tomayo very unrelated and unwanted
@@saratomayo7170 thats interesting
They probably spend more time going through emergency landing procedures than they do actually flying
TC 2882 Nice Profile Pic, SKOL
Owen Simonsen skoooool
TC 2882 go Vikings
Bucket_head skol!
Underrated comment
"Hello everyone, this is the captain speaking. Sorry, but due to weather conditions the flight will have to be delayed for another hour. We apologize for the inconvenience"
Hello 123456789 😆😆
Ur profile pic made me think an eyelash was on my screen until i scrolled down lmao
@@caledonut8899 Me2 I was like "what the hell?"
@@caledonut8899 get a dark theme you won't be fooled believe me 😎
what fucking profile pic do you have I thought there was a hair on my screen and tried to scratch it off for like 5 minutes!
2:15
“Scott-land”
Uriah Siner Kirk-wall
Uriah Siner “I-Land”
Borrraah
i noticed that i cringed so baddly i almost died of laughter
Found it funny when he said "Scotland is a country, kind of..." The Scott's wont like that! They must be all the dislikes hits.
I am pretty sure that 120 miles is not 139 km, it's about 192 km.
Caio T isn't it like 180km i was taught that miles are 2/3 of a kilometer
Viktor B 1 mile is about 1.61 kilometers; 1 kilometer is about 0.62 miles.
chengyuryc46 1609344 millimeters to the mile. 0.621371192 miles to the kilometer.
It's supposed to be 193 km, he just typoed it I guess.
193.121
Flight begin
Starts movie
Universal logo plays
*flight ends*
They wouldn't even bother. However, I was on a flight from Detroit and Cleveland where literally you were given all of 15 minutes to use your electrical devices before they start the landing.
Actually, American operates the shortest flights, sometimes they end before scheduled takeoff times!
C2Lception And sometimes they drag people off :3
Games for life! That’s United...
Zeno Rosé omg dont be so triggerrd
"Scotland is a country _kind of_ " Lol these triggered comments, come on man we're Scottish we can take a joke. I voted for independence, doesn't mean I lost my sense of humour when I done it xD
The Capacitor pipe down ya goth
Actually , you did the right thing
@@2andygorams532 SKSKSKS that's enough youtube for today
aruokii you have an anime profile picture your opinion doesn’t matter
The Capacitor ikr, we should be independent!
“We have reached cruising alti- we have begun our descent.”
Cheating on square space with hover I see
VETTE RIP all squarespace sponsorships in the future.
The ticket is cheaper than apache helicopter? 😂😂😂😂 literally man love your videos....you are the best.
Mauz Shaikh I also laughed my ass off.
How do people find this funny? I subbed for the interesting facts and aviation content. Now it’s just full of disappointing attempts at comedy. Must be an American thing
AnarchistAaron I'm British and I find it very amusing
AnarchistAaron If you don't like it then don't watch. Simple as that.
AnarchistAaron You do realize that he has two UA-cam channels. His main channel is more serious. This one is a satirical version of it.
Fun fact about Barra - the road around the island is roughly 13.5 miles long so every year they have a half-marathong called the Barrathon.
Places in this race are very limited, and I'm fairly certain it's because the island lacks enough fire-escapes to cope with any more competitors.
Damn that Comcast roast 😂
They even roasted my wallet in the end lol
Also roasted squarespace with hover xd
I see you have real issues with Comcast Customer Service, United Airlines and Scotland as a country! 😂🤣🤣
“Flights are long except when they’re short”
Wow really? I did not know that lol
I love your jokes so much. I don’t know why, I just find them hilarious.
"The fastest way to get between the islands is by a rocket..."
We all do.
realy? I think he's gone overboard with them, it was funny the first few times, but I feel like the videos would work a lot better with a lot fewer of thouse jokes (also the jokes would be funnyer because you don't expect them as much)
I don’t. Way too many of them.
I don’t. “£22 is cheaper than an Apache helicopter” Well no shit. More like pointless facts than an decent attempt at comedy
I thought you said *FIGHT*
Software Man That would probably be Jotaro vs DIO. They kept stopping time so much who knows how much time passed
Software Man K thought you wrote Flight
Well he did say united so that’s something
K H OMG AHHAHA
You should know by now that this channel is the modern version of those Planes Trains and Automobiles DVD's from the 00's
"as rare as a female half as interesting viewer"
hi
Same
xD ikr
sup
:D
Sophia Yang Hello
OHHHHHHHH SHOTS FIRED AT COMCAST
Edit: did I just read 165?! Thanks so much, gotta show my mum that I Matter!
Accurate AF though
Why is 163 lol
0:55 “As rare as a female Half As Interesting viewer.” sooo....i’m rare, then?
Hey, I'm also Lauren, and apparently we're rare lol
apparently we are
We can open a club
all 7 of you
13%
$12 company? I feel attacked.
clicked on this video faster than the shortest fight in the world
Ted Fein Same
Ted Fein me too haha
Same
Did you guys remember HAI #3 when he explained the longest flight?
I don't think it's hard to take 53 or less seconds to click a video
This vid was four mins longer than the flight
Ikr that's how short it is.
I tryed to watch it while I am flying between westray and papawestray
@@jana31415 how it go?
Literally just a flying Uber
More jokes than usual? Not
bad at all
I respectfully disagree. If the trend continues, he will stray from informational video to comedy. A joke an episode is fine, but they don't need to be in every second part of the video.
marvknet I also respectfully disagree saying that he could still be very informative but still make more joke in his videos without being uninformative, his jokes even could be informative themselves but still be funny, I personally like the jokes
Stevie Is Generic I meant to write not bad at all, I didn't delete everything from my first statement
I thought the Burj Khalifa joke on the Vatican City video was a great example of an informative joke.
The plane hull will last forever since it will never get pressurized
Chigozie Ilozue tru dat
It’s actually a small prop plane as the runways on these islands are very short.
No it won’t.
Islanders corrode in wet climates and have a whole mass of structural issues.
The bump on landing is like picking up the fuselage two feet and dropping it... 200 times a day, every day.
Love me a Comcast diss
(Comcast, please don't slow me down, I love you for you're the only provider in my area, thanks k bye)
same
-we have satellite but come on-
@@BigOlSmellyFlashlightstarlink satellites
Nahhh, the shortest flight is the two step flight of stairs in my house.
Whatsina Name lol
Whatsina Name I thought my paper airplane flight from white table to brown table was the shortest
Pat O'Brien more like 2 seconds if I trip and fall! Lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY FUCKING JOKE, BEST OF 2018
good one
If only my life was half as interesting as this video I wouldnt have to eat printers all day.
Naganachiketh Chinnamuttevi wow you have a really long name!
Areez Habib haha thanks it took me a long time to learn it
Wendover's collaboration video with Tom Scott reminded me of this video.
this channel's descent into sarcasm from some kind of formality has been amazing to watch. Amazing work as usual wendover guy
Wow no Squarespace :)
You joked about the Comcast call, but I’ve actually been put on hold for about 9 hours for my issue, to the point where the night shift picked up and were like, “Only the day shift can help you with this issue. Byyyyyyee.”
“The ticket is cheaper than an Apache attack helicopter”
I mean,you’re not wrong
finally you can take a plane to school
Here after Tom Scott did a video about taking this flight where Sam did a voice-over.
United bus company 😂😂
Zurich Animation that's actually the name. Short flights are often called airbus hence the name of the company.
Areez Habib
Not quite. Airbus is just the manufacturer that makes the A319 and A320 that United operate.
You also get a certificate _and_ a bottle of Scotch to celebrate!
I heard that, yes. I imagine it's a pretty small bottle if it's got to come out of a €20-ish ticket though...
Robert Faber I'm not certain but i believe what you get is a miniature - a small bottle that is usually 50ml or thereabouts
It's a bottle of Scotch water. They never specified it was a bottle of whisky, you just set yourself up for disappointment.
John Lee Yeah, that Highland Springs kind, tastier than Evian.
Zzyzx Wolfe No, it’s Scotch *water*
3:20 Imagine taking a plane everyday to go to school and back🤦♂️🤦♂️
Better than walking six miles up hill each way in three feet of snow like my Grandpapi did!
Beau Mershon back in the good times when rubber boots were made of wood.
120 miles =139 km? What 0:53
120 miles is 193 km
correct
He knows math
He has random-dyslexia...
a typographical error, god dammit?
Imagine the plane crashed
no school
Just swim to your destination
In scotland we have to all walk through mountains and swim through freezing lakes to get to our school all while wearing a kilt. We could beast that water no problem
Luca King Lol
It cant crash in 53 secs
Plane: *exists*
Boat: *am i a joke to you?*
0:32 best and most true moment
Actually the longest commercial air flight is probably London to Sydney which can take anywhere from 22 hours to 55 hours
55 hours? Bloody hell.
He means non stop. Currently impossible in 2018 to fly LON-SYD non-stop, although Heathrow to Perth recently launched (17 hours) and Qantas are eyeing up LON-SYD/MEL nonstop in a few years when new ultra long range aircraft are on the market
starmonarA380 Oh okay
Newark to Singapore is now the longest direct flight.
MegaBall PowerBall yikes
“Welcome to the airplane, please put on your setb- Thank you for riding the airplane.”
Mixed up Wendover Productions with this channel?
Its the same person with the same style of jokes so I can see how you mixed it up
they are actually both owned by sam as in wendover where he says he replaced TWL in here
"United has found that flying planes empty is bad for business."
But damned if they won't try.
The cheapest flight ever?
RyanAir:
„Allow me to introduce myself“
1p
But booking, checking in, checking luggage, carrying luggage, boarding, sitting,
using seatbelts, using the overhead compartment, looking out the window, meals, drinks, napkins, using the lavatory, getting off the plane, and claiming any baggage are extra. ;)
"Scotland is a country .. kind of "
***triggered***
Excuse me sir, we are a nation, a country of its own right. Sadly, our country is in an union with other countries , that altogether form the entity known as the united kingdom.
Michael Cairns
"Sadly"
You mean thankfully right? Scotland would be nothing without the rest of the UK and I hope stays like that. Just like the MAJORITY of the people of Scotland voted for. I'm Scottish. But more importantly, British.
SCOTEXIT
We are 'thankful' to be part of United Kingdom!???
You're joking right!? 😂 I suggest you stop reading tabloid papers and stop watching the BBC (British Brainwashing Corporation).
#VoteYES #Indyref2
Jamie Cliffy Biro I think you dropped your tinfoil hat somewhere mate.
Well you had two referendums so shut up. We should be voting on weather we want you in the UK or not.
Is it bad that I look forward to the ridiculously obvious inequalities found in every video
$22 is cheaper then an Apache attack helicopter. 😂
Your narrative style is so much fun. I started watching this video and after about 2 and a half minutes, I subscribed. "At 22 dollars, the ticket is cheaper than an Apache Helicopter" 😂😂😂...Keep up the good work Dude!
You already did this topic in a very old video of yours
Ashay Dwivedi that's what I thought
Ashay Dwivedi yea but he can earn more of that yt moolah now and he doesn't need to do any research.
I Am Sekou
Yeah, his jokes are poor now
Please provide a video. Thanks!
Draws Gaming
"A map geek's tour of the world #2"
Who's here after the live-action version of this video with Tom Scott?
Yep yep yep
Was going to buy a helicopter
But now I'll just buy the ticket
E
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Plane rides are long except when they are short,some r shortest than the others esply the shortest one which is not the most long😂😂
One of the 13% female viewers here 🙋
Elaine Chen how can you be 13% female?
Elaine Chen i a male
How does it feel to be in the 13%?
Same here!💘
Elaine Chen same here ❤️
0:16 Thank you for listening to my TED-talk.
Very well scripted as usual!! Keep making more!!
His sarcastic humour really isn't funny. Ha ha ha i'm going to say one thing and then say another subverting expectation like 5 times in a 5 minute video and it will be just as funny every time...
1:58
"I want this video to take off, and United is just not very good at that"
0:46 talks about the New York subway but shows video of the metro north railroad 😂😂
0:20 the QR code says "hidden notes"
“I want this video to take and United isn’t good at that” DAMN SHOTS FIRED
“Hello. Plane rides are long except when they’re short. Some are shorter than others, especially the shortest one, which is the most not long.”
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
Damn a lot of shade in this one
“The bus company United” 😂
“As rare as a female Half As Interesting viewer”
I prefer my female HAI viewers medium rare.
Hol up
W E L L D O N E
I put this on r/cursedcomments
@@hydrochloricacid2146 ew no medium rare is the best #mediumraresteakandfemalehaiviewers
Cook me daddy?
Why don't they build a bridge?
Conway79 The Orkney Islands are so sparsely populated and the weather can be very wild up there. The cost of building a mile long, bridge across the sea robust enough to deal with the wind and waves would run to 10s of millions of pounds which can't really be justified.
Or because Scotland is weird
And it's not just the construction cost. Maintenance would probably be quite expensive as well. You really don't need the transport capacity a bridge offers, either.
m8 its because the highland council is to cheap to build a bridge
Because that's too obvious. Duhhh.... haha ;)
Your videos are always so interesting! Great channel!
only half as interesting
I just recently found this channel. The topics are always pretty interesting. And I just love the dry humor.
Damn this is the earliest I’ve been to one of these videos.
coolpatrickandryan same
_Random Dog_
Lmao kid
When you tell your girl you've already booked yourself a flight and you're leaving her forever.
"Cars don't work well on water" can confirm I've attempted it in GTAV
0:30 World's longest flight is 92.160 times longer than the shortest
nice
I wonder if they give you snacks in that flight?
Alejandro Cortes They better if I'm on for that long
The amount of shade Half as interesting randomly throws in as jokes is actually amazing
The roasts towards airlines and other things were so savage. (yes I said savage am i cool now?)
“Cars don’t work well on water”😂
Captain: Prepare for take off
*5* *Seconds* *later*
Captain: Prepare to land
"Its runway is just a beach"
It must be a pain in the ass to land there, too.