What's the Longest Possible Commercial Flight?

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  • @halfasinteresting
    @halfasinteresting  5 років тому +1300

    Got some time to kill on a long flight? Do my work for me and figure out new HAI topics!
    If you submit your ideas for HAI topics and we use yours, we'll send you a free HAI t-shirt for your troubles.
    Submit here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfUdlvw6YgU44J8AnM2U_ZvRMyvh_CUM51LYSqF5nYJB9d1-w/viewform?usp=sf_link

    • @CancerGaming56
      @CancerGaming56 5 років тому +20

      Let him figure it out.
      *Cough splutter airplane mode*
      *Cough splutter cheap airline with no wifi*

    • @yonawurzburger5327
      @yonawurzburger5327 5 років тому +29

      You made a mistake there are non-stop flights from Tel Aviv to Brazil

    • @techhelpportal7778
      @techhelpportal7778 5 років тому +2

      @@yonawurzburger5327 true

    • @daandanx
      @daandanx 5 років тому +24

      May i still suggest a real video about bricks?

    • @sebastianelytron8450
      @sebastianelytron8450 5 років тому +1

      Do a video on horoscopes and astrology (or on Wendover if you can't think of jokes)

  • @adub1300
    @adub1300 5 років тому +4244

    “From the best airport in the world to the worst” have my like just for that

    • @ranitidina007
      @ranitidina007 5 років тому +10

      I guess none of you have been in port prince airport

    • @ChrMuslimThor
      @ChrMuslimThor 5 років тому +5

      Ever been to Frankfurt Flughäfen?

    • @connectingwings7212
      @connectingwings7212 5 років тому +15

      @@ChrMuslimThor I've been recently, it's not that bad, however Munich is way better. What's good in Frankfurt is the public transport nearby as well as the long-distance train station for example

    • @cooling9953
      @cooling9953 5 років тому +3

      ranitidina007
      How ever crazy it might sound Newark airport (one of two airports for New York) has been crowned to be one of the worst if not THE worst airport in the US. Been there myself for quite some hours during a layover and I can vouch for that it is really really bad!

    • @RubenThomas
      @RubenThomas 5 років тому +5

      Good one. Changi is one hell of a great airport. Never been to Newark-Liberty before though. Flew through LaGuardia in April, and it has improved greatly since I was last there many years ago.

  • @CJetsPlanespotting
    @CJetsPlanespotting 5 років тому +4840

    This video should be titled “Sam Roasts Newark Airport for 6 Minutes”

    • @FLOABName
      @FLOABName 5 років тому +28

      CJets he could make a series on that

    • @neillenhart6838
      @neillenhart6838 5 років тому +36

      Kyle A I’d like that. Or just every other airport in the US and why they’re better than Newark.

    • @HaveIGotMuseForYou
      @HaveIGotMuseForYou 5 років тому +14

      Never been to Newark Airport, but I'm avoiding it after watching this 😆

    • @mr.whitechristmas280
      @mr.whitechristmas280 5 років тому +9

      @@HaveIGotMuseForYou You're lucky. He isn't exaggerating.

    • @Randelgraft
      @Randelgraft 5 років тому +13

      Exactly. By the end I was like, show me on the doll where the Newark hurt you.

  • @Momsemann
    @Momsemann 5 років тому +1521

    I feel like he’s pissed about waiting in newark so he made this video just as a rant about it

    • @sion8
      @sion8 5 років тому +19

      I mean I wouldn't call it a rant.

    • @harper322
      @harper322 5 років тому +22

      newark is literally the worst though

    • @zem6300
      @zem6300 5 років тому +12

      as a new jerseyan who has to leave from newark sometimes. i have no words for how awful it is.

    • @lauraanne7108
      @lauraanne7108 4 роки тому +4

      Teqh Zem
      it sucks I was there a few weeks ago and it was my first time there let me just say never again

    • @Cal90208
      @Cal90208 4 роки тому +3

      Laura Anne Oh no I’m arriving there next summer save me

  • @allana2019
    @allana2019 4 роки тому +1722

    As a New Jersey resident, I both feel offended, but also 100% agree with everything said about Newark Airport

    • @Redwan777
      @Redwan777 4 роки тому +53

      You should have said
      "NEVeR before have I been so offended with something I 100% agree with"

    • @yourlocalramen1660
      @yourlocalramen1660 4 роки тому +29

      As a New Jersey resident also, can 100% confirm what Sam said is true.

    • @allana2019
      @allana2019 4 роки тому

      Womp Womp indeed

    • @charlotte_8814
      @charlotte_8814 3 роки тому +1

      my condolences for you being a new jersey resident, get well soon

    • @thatsicilian787
      @thatsicilian787 2 роки тому +8

      As another New Jersey resident, I can say it’s hard to argue with his assessment…
      But LaGuardia is worse no matter what.

  • @christophersargeant4545
    @christophersargeant4545 5 років тому +457

    Fun fact: The airport code EWR isn't based on those letters existing in the name "Newark". Rather, it's the sound one makes when seeing Newark Airport.

  • @devangliya7131
    @devangliya7131 5 років тому +3575

    This episode is sponsored by JFK airport

    • @brandenr6073
      @brandenr6073 5 років тому +56

      Sponsored? They're both operared by the PANYNJ...

    • @mikhail_suslov
      @mikhail_suslov 5 років тому +46

      @corporate shill woooosh

    • @pegeonpera
      @pegeonpera 5 років тому +82

      Use the code HAI to get 10% off the next time you visit JFK duty free

    • @yumeretta
      @yumeretta 5 років тому +40

      JFK airlines
      "Our travels are faster than a speeding bullet"

    • @scj6693
      @scj6693 5 років тому +18

      ya5u.mid “we fly direct from Dallas to DC”

  • @uppercaseseven
    @uppercaseseven 5 років тому +7438

    I could be wrong, but I think he has something against Newark Airport.

    • @finnrummygaming
      @finnrummygaming 5 років тому +186

      He shamed Newark in his Northernmost Town vid too

    • @TrimutiusToo
      @TrimutiusToo 5 років тому +217

      Tobe fair it is pretty terrible

    • @mottyk8491
      @mottyk8491 5 років тому +121

      No ... its just that bad

    • @sovietmuffin501
      @sovietmuffin501 5 років тому +86

      UppercaseSeven as a new jersey resident it’s a fair criticism. Our cities are the worst.

    • @TheLiamster
      @TheLiamster 5 років тому +42

      I love Newark airport. It’s the best airport in the world.

  • @HairyGhostbear
    @HairyGhostbear 5 років тому +302

    5:02: I like the fact that somewhere between Shanghai and Sao Paulo, the captain is like: 'If you look to your left, you can see the city of Tromso, Norway'

    • @CinemaDemocratica
      @CinemaDemocratica Рік тому +9

      One of my favourite cities in the world is Montreal. On the flight between JFK and Taipei, we pass *directly* over it -- which still breaks my brain.

    • @mickimicki
      @mickimicki 11 місяців тому +2

      I only grasped the geography of that route because of this comment 👍

  • @rahzsen7260
    @rahzsen7260 4 роки тому +623

    Just a New Zealander stepping in here: if anyone's curious, the "Wh" in "Whangarei Airport" is actually pronounced like an "F", so it should actually be pronounced "fahng-ah-ray" :)

  • @wikiwiki1093
    @wikiwiki1093 4 роки тому +516

    Newark airport: **exists**
    HAI: _so you have chosen...death_

    • @parsafarjammusic28
      @parsafarjammusic28 4 роки тому +3

      How Da Fuq did you come up with that??

    • @iaminyourwalls107
      @iaminyourwalls107 4 роки тому +1

      Ridley Gray he didn’t, it’s a quote from lord of the rings

    • @shehranazim4784
      @shehranazim4784 3 роки тому

      Newark airport: **exists**
      Literally everyone: "Please stop"

  • @factsonfacts7100
    @factsonfacts7100 5 років тому +2814

    Does this guy like Newark airport? I honestly can’t tell.

    • @TrimutiusToo
      @TrimutiusToo 5 років тому +95

      To be fair it is pretty terrible

    • @factsonfacts7100
      @factsonfacts7100 5 років тому +32

      Timur Sultanov yea I know I live on the island and fly out of there pretty often it’s horrible

    • @gold-818
      @gold-818 5 років тому +34

      Being from Long Island the only reason to go to Newark Airport is because it has cheep flights and JFK is so God damn expensive.

    • @uriahlevi8640
      @uriahlevi8640 5 років тому +4

      Nobody does

    • @TheLiamster
      @TheLiamster 5 років тому +17

      I love Newark airport. It’s the best airport in the world.

  • @diecicatorce6259
    @diecicatorce6259 5 років тому +1514

    I love how Sao Paulo-Tokyo goes through the Pacific Ocean but Sao Paulo-Shanghai goes through the arctic

    • @stoutyyyy
      @stoutyyyy 4 роки тому +147

      It’s a great circle, Sao paolo-tokyo was displayed on a Mercator map so it had to be across the Pacific since the projection cuts off the arctic. Sao paolo-Shanghai was displayed on the globe so it didn’t have that restriction. Realistically since the airports are antipodal the great circle could go through any part of the world. It could fly over the North Pole, the South Pole, over London, over New York, although realistically airlines don’t like flying over oceans in case of contingency so it would probably go the arctic route because it flies over the most land

    • @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214
      @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214 4 роки тому +91

      I attempted to fly between Tokyo Haneda and São Paulo in Infinite Flight, and it turns out, the fastest way to get there is to go up north over Russia, then down across North America, then the Caribbean and then finally over Brazil. I got about 4/5 of the way there before the app crashed and it took about 14 hours

    • @chuckwhitson654
      @chuckwhitson654 4 роки тому +4

      But absolutely no person has crossed or circumnavigated Antarctica........ Hmm

    • @XxAndrewklep9xX
      @XxAndrewklep9xX 4 роки тому +28

      Since it's near antipodal, it doesn't make that much of a difference of a route. If you draw a line in any direction originating at some point on a sphere, you'll eventually intersect with the antipode. Probably at most will take another couple of hours if you go the other way.

    • @fakename287
      @fakename287 4 роки тому +23

      @@chuckwhitson654 uh, yes they have? It's literally in history books lmao

  • @HowsThatApp
    @HowsThatApp 5 років тому +771

    "Passenger airlines need passengers to make money" Big brain time.

    • @CristianDF
      @CristianDF 5 років тому +6

      As it turns out!

    • @VintageToiletsRock
      @VintageToiletsRock 5 років тому +5

      He could get a job with that kind of exclusive knowledge!

    • @itsallsimplefacts
      @itsallsimplefacts 5 років тому

      And on his other channel it turns out they dont. So which one is it Sam?
      ua-cam.com/video/U1a73gdNs0M/v-deo.html

    • @DevastatingExplosion1989
      @DevastatingExplosion1989 5 років тому

      Only hot takes

  • @diogoscf
    @diogoscf 5 років тому +1342

    Sam: “Newark is the worst airport”
    Beauvais-Tillé Airport: “Tenez ma bière”

    • @warhammer3051
      @warhammer3051 5 років тому +41

      Hold my beer? 😂

    • @lillyie
      @lillyie 5 років тому +35

      NAIA: hawakan mo ang aking alak

    • @lotusamg6997
      @lotusamg6997 5 років тому +76

      Thanks to you I learnt how to say "hold my beer" in french, because of a meme. Now i can go tell my mom internet and memes are educational.

    • @dedlykuin8539
      @dedlykuin8539 5 років тому +8

      Angkasa pura airport management: that's a funny joke

    • @confession25
      @confession25 5 років тому +1

      😂😂

  • @kalithp5397
    @kalithp5397 3 роки тому +39

    Fun fact, if you want to find the longest flight by flight time you are no longer looking for antipodes. Because flying east is faster than flying west, you are looking for two cities where reaching it by flying in an eastward direction takes exactly as long as reaching it by flying westward. That city will be geographically closer to the west than the east.

    • @jerryli6763
      @jerryli6763 Рік тому +4

      The route could fly east both ways as that could be faster if they were true antipodes

  • @francoisrd
    @francoisrd 5 років тому +1690

    HAI: let’s find antipodal airports!
    *Flatearthers have left the chat*

    • @thomaswiltherford9265
      @thomaswiltherford9265 5 років тому +16

      You guys are so small minded. A globe can be FLAT and still have poles!! The nasty gov conceals that esrth is like a coin, but square! There are TWO SIDES, LOSERS! Open up your eyes and SEE THAT THEY LIE!

    • @francoisrd
      @francoisrd 5 років тому +49

      Thomas Wiltherford not sure if this is a parody or sincere, but if it’s the latter, you just said “a globe can be flat”, so......

    • @thomaswiltherford9265
      @thomaswiltherford9265 5 років тому +60

      @Francois Roewer-Despres Lol don't worry, I am sane. The earth is round, the moon is real, and vaccines work. I wanted to see what reaction I would get lol. Good job for being respectful!

    • @AndyHappyGuy
      @AndyHappyGuy 5 років тому +2

      ah sheet, here we go again.

    • @thomaswiltherford9265
      @thomaswiltherford9265 5 років тому +4

      This has been so enlightening.

  • @baedling4297
    @baedling4297 5 років тому +158

    5:25 "... that makes South America and Asia the only two inhabited continents on earth to not be connected by nonstop flights"
    There are nonstop flights from São Paulo to Doha and Dubai.

    • @felchap1205
      @felchap1205 5 років тому +18

      Yep, I was looking for this comment. Isn't there an Emirates flight from Rio to Dubai as well?

    • @josuesantanna7290
      @josuesantanna7290 5 років тому +14

      Yes, and now São Paulo to Tel Aviv too.

    • @sohopedeco
      @sohopedeco 5 років тому +9

      And São Paulo-Istambul too (although the airport is in the European part, I guess).

    • @sohopedeco
      @sohopedeco 5 років тому +23

      I hope Sam adresses that in his yearly mistakes video.

    • @odeiraoloap
      @odeiraoloap 5 років тому +20

      There are people who *still* keep associating Asia with Mumbai (South), Tokyo (East), and Bangkok (Southeast) and not Istanbul or Doha (West) because something, something, geopolitics...

  • @JabobKrauskopf
    @JabobKrauskopf 5 років тому +595

    Nothing is longer than a flight next to a toddler

    • @sharkboot
      @sharkboot 5 років тому +17

      Crying baby*

    • @jeremiahtisdell4823
      @jeremiahtisdell4823 5 років тому +56

      I always tell them to go play outside

    • @iteet1160
      @iteet1160 5 років тому +2

      @@jeremiahtisdell4823 wow, lol

    • @IchOdaNich
      @IchOdaNich 5 років тому +2

      How would you even do that? I mean Toddlers can't fly so you'd have to fly in circles around it.

    • @c2lredstone946
      @c2lredstone946 5 років тому +3

      @@IchOdaNich they can fly, typically the families sit in the bulkhead row where crew can attach a crib after takeoff

  • @3trewpeaceday
    @3trewpeaceday 5 років тому +644

    Timestamps for everytime Newark airport gets dunked on in the video:
    0:28
    0:34
    0:54
    1:20
    3:50

  • @taylorreinhart5991
    @taylorreinhart5991 4 роки тому +13

    I literally never comment on anything, but I've come across your main channel recently and have been binging your videos and I just love how your videos have a certain educational flow to them. Sometimes I'll be watching a video and I'll think of my own question, pause the video, and google it real quick, only to find out that you ask and answer the question moments later, and even if it is not immediately answered, you usually have another video explaining it. All this to say I really like your channel :)

  • @blank6521
    @blank6521 5 років тому +196

    Simple answer: a lot of jokes about Newark airport

  • @KelsomaticPDX
    @KelsomaticPDX 5 років тому +225

    I like how "insufficient demand" counts as making a flight impossible but "no passenger plane in production has sufficient range" doesn't.

    • @jasonnelson5745
      @jasonnelson5745 2 роки тому +37

      Sam explicitly said he didn't care about range restrictions in the opening minute of the video

    • @CamCamCamCamCamCamCamCamCammmm
      @CamCamCamCamCamCamCamCamCammmm 2 роки тому +2

      I thought this too 😂

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 2 роки тому +28

      I think you missed the beginning, this is in a world without range restrictions or Newark Airport.

    • @EdyAlbertoMSGT3
      @EdyAlbertoMSGT3 2 роки тому +24

      To be fair, insuficient demand is a much stronger reason than lack of capable aircraft, because demand could cause that aircraft to be made. In theory at least.

    • @captainCaybrew
      @captainCaybrew Рік тому +2

      We’ll have aircraft with the kindve ranged mentioned in this video probably within the next 20 to 40 years, however I doubt tangier and that small New Zealand town will ever have demand to support a flight no matter how long we wait

  • @Abbyyzz
    @Abbyyzz 5 років тому +883

    I feel like the script was written at newark airport...

    • @tbird3402
      @tbird3402 5 років тому +39

      Johan Holst what else is there to do at Newark

    • @itaybron
      @itaybron 5 років тому +54

      @@tbird3402 fly away from it

    • @sneezyguy793
      @sneezyguy793 5 років тому

      Nah it was written in the air

    • @gnranger
      @gnranger 5 років тому +3

      @@sneezyguy793 after departing Newark airport

    • @the.abhiram.r
      @the.abhiram.r 5 років тому

      t bird look at the ipads

  • @fofo4427
    @fofo4427 4 роки тому +49

    Ez. Fly from Singapore to Singapore, literally 50 hours around the equator and your done.

  • @goro922_
    @goro922_ 4 роки тому +66

    "It turns out that passenger airlines need passengers to makes money"
    everyone: *:o*

    • @grahamjohnson7412
      @grahamjohnson7412 4 роки тому +1

      Except that sometimes they don't. Belly cargo can prop up a route. American Airlines makes more money flying cargo to Puerto Rico than it does flying passengers.

  • @neversaynever22ful
    @neversaynever22ful 5 років тому +305

    title: longest possible commercial flight
    summary: to hell with newark airport
    and honestly, i completely agree. shitty airport

    • @onecoinmidas4541
      @onecoinmidas4541 5 років тому +6

      Ever heard of LaGuardia?

    • @MirzaAhmed89
      @MirzaAhmed89 5 років тому +1

      It's gotten better recently.

    • @thehackerwolf7118
      @thehackerwolf7118 5 років тому +4

      LaGuardia laughed at this comment

    • @MatanColl
      @MatanColl 5 років тому

      Tbh the inside of the United terminal is geting a lot nicer but the delays only get worse and worse

    • @TacitMoose
      @TacitMoose 5 років тому +2

      Lol yah. I flew out of there last year with Lufthansa and those poor Germans were starting to lose their minds. 😂

  • @nickanand8087
    @nickanand8087 5 років тому +122

    Wendover: I love making plane videos
    HAI: Hold my poor selection of beer

    • @MirzaAhmed89
      @MirzaAhmed89 5 років тому +4

      It's the same guy (you probably know it).

    • @localidiot5484
      @localidiot5484 5 років тому +7

      Yeah that Wendover guy is lame, HAI is WAY better am I right?
      *Cough Cough*

  • @Miconazole
    @Miconazole 5 років тому +308

    2:36 “it turns out that passenger aircraft needs passengers to get money”
    _Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor_

    • @prestonang8216
      @prestonang8216 5 років тому +4

      Dos Gato II
      Ah yes, water is wet

    • @Garfie489
      @Garfie489 5 років тому +8

      To be fair, there have been a history of passenger services which didnt primarily need passengers to make money.
      Government sometimes subsidises an entire flight in return for keeping any ticket revenue. Similarly sometimes a passenger flight is carrying cargo which makes the flight profitable.

    • @JP-pb6hy
      @JP-pb6hy 5 років тому +2

      That's the joke..

    • @prestonang8216
      @prestonang8216 5 років тому +1

      kaushik ghosh
      Rip

    • @nelsonricardo3729
      @nelsonricardo3729 5 років тому +3

      Weird. My floor is made of ground.

  • @krisnathebalinese
    @krisnathebalinese 5 років тому +45

    2:06 When a Balinese Indonesian has actually travelled for longer than 24 hours to Colombia...
    I feel personally attacked

  • @parsafarjammusic28
    @parsafarjammusic28 4 роки тому +81

    2:40 “Passenger Airlines Need Passengers To Make Money” -Half As Interesting

  • @Avionicx
    @Avionicx 5 років тому +357

    Newark: *exists*
    Sam: Im about to end this airport's whole career

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 років тому +559

    HAI: Newark is the worst airport
    LaGuardia: Am I a joke to you

    • @gold-818
      @gold-818 5 років тому +31

      Thank you I've been waiting for someone to say this god I fucking hate that airport.

    • @mt_xing
      @mt_xing 5 років тому +26

      Yeah LGA is so much worse. At least Newark has a rail link.

    • @dudebop8203
      @dudebop8203 5 років тому +3

      Facts lol😂

    • @doommagic
      @doommagic 5 років тому +8

      Guess he's taking the reconstruction of LaGuardia into consideration?

    • @jaredthompson5323
      @jaredthompson5323 5 років тому +1

      Avery the Cuban-American have you ever been to Lima airport in Peru, it’s shit, worst airport I’ve ever been to and I’ve been to Newark

  • @chicocabalatungan8831
    @chicocabalatungan8831 5 років тому +110

    "Because...you know...empire"
    What is this? A Crossover episode?!

  • @willdonohue8294
    @willdonohue8294 3 роки тому +10

    “Although they’re rarer then an on time flight at Newark” 0:55 LMAO

  • @TheLugiaExpert
    @TheLugiaExpert 5 років тому +18

    New drinking game: Take a shot every time he disses Newark Airport

  • @yousmeel9127
    @yousmeel9127 5 років тому +35

    As someone who’s main source of airport is Newark, it’s always great when you land since your expectations were already so low form your stay at Newark

  • @sebastianelytron8450
    @sebastianelytron8450 5 років тому +79

    I was on the phone with a Qantas rep booking my flight.
    She asked, "Window or aisle?"
    After a moment, I replied, "Or you'll what?"

    • @jimsvideos7201
      @jimsvideos7201 5 років тому +4

      You funny fucker, well done.

    • @zoemartin5934
      @zoemartin5934 5 років тому +1

      Sebastian Elytron i dont get it, im slow

    • @jimsvideos7201
      @jimsvideos7201 5 років тому

      @@zoemartin5934 It sounds like " Or I'll..."

    • @heisen-bones
      @heisen-bones 5 років тому

      @@zoemartin5934 say "I'll" in an aussie accent

  • @1xatu1
    @1xatu1 5 років тому +10

    I think a flight between Buenos Aires, Argentina and Seoul, South Korea would have lot of demand too, and there is a distance of 19.420km between both cities :)

  • @bobby4747
    @bobby4747 4 роки тому +92

    There actually is a flight from Asia to South America operated by Emirates who fly from Dubai to Sao Paulo

    • @lheulheulheu
      @lheulheulheu 4 роки тому +9

      Nonstop flights / Operating : DXB-GRU, DOH-GRU / Extinct : DXB-GIG, AUH-GRU, TLV-GRU, BEY-GRU, CCS-DAM

    • @crdiasneto
      @crdiasneto 3 роки тому

      There are also flights from São Paulo to Doha

    • @sq7238
      @sq7238 2 роки тому +2

      Sam considers Asia and the Middle East separate continents, the same way South and North America are.

  • @ErnestJay88
    @ErnestJay88 5 років тому +202

    The longest non-stop flight that carrying passenger is :
    Apollo 13

    • @casual_moth
      @casual_moth 4 роки тому +2

      The challenger thing as well

    • @dolphinreacts532
      @dolphinreacts532 4 роки тому +28

      @@casual_moth that was actually the shortest

    • @Mikasks
      @Mikasks 3 роки тому +3

      Commercial flight

    • @ftblaze6175
      @ftblaze6175 2 роки тому +2

      I am sure, it's fast , and it isn't non stop , non stop would mean it would keep happening

    • @wilyriley_
      @wilyriley_ 2 роки тому +4

      @@ftblaze6175 that’s not what non-stop means. All non-stop means is that there are no layovers, or stops, during the flight.

  • @VexSG
    @VexSG 5 років тому +444

    This guy oddly sounds like Wendover Productions

    • @Mercilessonion
      @Mercilessonion 5 років тому +79

      Ikr... Probably he's been kidnapped by the HAI person at he Newark Airport

    • @zxsddddddddddddd
      @zxsddddddddddddd 5 років тому +37

      Roshen Thomas r/woosh

    • @Rayuzan_M
      @Rayuzan_M 5 років тому +12

      @@zxsddddddddddddd Why are you booing him? He's right

    • @rishimanda2191
      @rishimanda2191 5 років тому +18

      @@Rayuzan_M its not booing. It's used when someone does not get a joke or a reference. It's actually a subreddit from....reddit

    • @Minimo360911
      @Minimo360911 5 років тому +15

      Rishi Manda I’m sure you’re very fun at parties

  • @anotidachitando9220
    @anotidachitando9220 5 років тому +443

    Hey, just saying... Whangarei is pronounced with a "ph" sound. This could be added in your yearly mistakes videos. So like "Phun-ga-rey" that's how you'd pronounce Whangarei. Much love from NZ.

    • @Natika101
      @Natika101 5 років тому +23

      Was just going to say this, but thought it best to check comments section. 😊

    • @meandmetoo8436
      @meandmetoo8436 5 років тому +1

      What's a ph sound ?

    • @Natika101
      @Natika101 5 років тому +20

      Like "phone"

    • @pepbobmc
      @pepbobmc 5 років тому +3

      Wikipedia lists Wendover's pronunciation as one of the possible two. The other being the one I assume you are defining

    • @reasonnottheneed
      @reasonnottheneed 5 років тому +4

      Wanfarfei?

  • @bangunalamsyah4985
    @bangunalamsyah4985 5 років тому +73

    "And not having Newark Airport"
    😂😂😂

  • @liamdoinsomething6017
    @liamdoinsomething6017 3 роки тому +4

    While São Paulo (which will henceforth be initialised as SP) Shanghai may be the longest route with substantial demand, you can theoretically construct longer routes.
    As mentioned before within the video, SP Shanghai is longer than SP Tokyo, however if you keep moving south within Japan, longer routes can occur:
    SP Osaka is longer than SP Shanghai
    SP Fukuoka is longer than SP Osaka
    SP Kumamoto is longer than SP Fukuoka
    All the way up to SP Okinawa, on the Ryukyu islands, is the theoretical longest reasonable* route between SP and Asia.
    *Whilst you could land a plane in the Philippine Sea, it would likely not be considered reasonable

    • @liliya_aseeva
      @liliya_aseeva 2 роки тому +1

      Route to Fukuoka seems especially legit, this is a fast-growing city with a somewhat big metropolitan area. But of course Osaka should have much more demand.

    • @718Gilbert
      @718Gilbert 2 роки тому +1

      Brasilia to Manila. 18,838 km also pretty reasonable. Long runways and everything

  • @gialourm
    @gialourm 5 років тому +43

    Sam, firstly, I LOVE all of your videos -- I always look forward to your new episodes. Keeping this short, I wanted to surface that Dubai, Doha, Tel Aviv and Istanbul are all Asian cities --- often overlooked as being Asian as they are not the "Far East", yet categorized as EMEA-- and all 4 have non-stop services to either Sao Paulo, Rio de Janeiro, Caracas, Bogota, and Panama City (acknowledging PTY being trivial if considered South America).

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 2 роки тому

      Istanbul is debatable, because there is no defined line between Europe and Asia, but the rest are absolutely on the continent of Asia.

    • @cmhcoder
      @cmhcoder 2 роки тому +1

      @@wta1518 Well it depends on what side of the Bosphorus Strait the airport is on (Istanbul's main airport is on the European side, so Istanbul doesn't count

    • @raphaelhamilton3526
      @raphaelhamilton3526 10 місяців тому

      Good point, but these would be beyond the scope of the video as they are far from antipodal. Only Far Eastern cities meet the criteria of totally antipodal.

  • @user-hq2mh4ec6r
    @user-hq2mh4ec6r 5 років тому +246

    Finally someone acknowledged the existence of Japanese-brazilians like me yay

    • @B3Band
      @B3Band 5 років тому +5

      Nobody was denying your existence lol, get over yourself

    • @user-hq2mh4ec6r
      @user-hq2mh4ec6r 5 років тому +32

      @@B3Band most people here in canada are really shocked when I say I'm from Brazil, but oh well

    • @lucasplz2429
      @lucasplz2429 5 років тому +65

      @@B3Band Why be a dick in here when you can go be a dick in Newark Airport?

    • @moon993
      @moon993 5 років тому +7

      I heard Brazil is the furthest place possible from Japan

    • @lonestarr1490
      @lonestarr1490 5 років тому +13

      @@user-hq2mh4ec6r So you're a Japanese-Brazilian living in Canada? Usually, there quite a bunch of young adults from Europe visiting Canada before or while studying, so if you find yourself one of these, say of African origin or descent, and the two of you have kids and those kids move to Australia, they would be the most international fellas ever having connections to each inhabited continent in the world. I would suggest they become scientists and visit Antarctica every know and then.

  • @xyzfortest
    @xyzfortest 5 років тому +193

    "Here's the thing, though: basically nobody wants to travel between Indonesia and Colombia."
    ... nobody except that one boi who caught stealing money in 2011

  • @superpenguin645
    @superpenguin645 11 місяців тому +2

    As a New Jersey native I would like to point out that you can practically visit every continent from Newark except Antarctica. Newark also has many different food options among their terminals. The only terminal that is bad is terminal B, but C and A are pretty good.

  • @milkchocolateismypassion
    @milkchocolateismypassion 5 років тому +72

    “Won-ga-ray” ❌
    “Fa-nga-ray” ✅
    Ng as in sing, ray with a rolled r

    • @finlayson
      @finlayson 5 років тому +2

      Both the "F" pronunciation and the "W" are pronunciation are used (though the "F" pronunciation is more common these days)

    • @milkchocolateismypassion
      @milkchocolateismypassion 5 років тому +6

      Ross Finlayson I mean yeah but “W” is the pakeha way

    • @milkchocolateismypassion
      @milkchocolateismypassion 4 роки тому

      asiopdru afiopugiop pronunciation :)

  • @paulinbrooklyn
    @paulinbrooklyn 5 років тому +163

    Upvoted for “don’t call me Shirley”, one of the all time best lines in movie history.
    And for the general excellence of your content.

    • @woodonfire7406
      @woodonfire7406 4 роки тому +4

      And Newark Airport

    • @Locutus
      @Locutus 4 роки тому

      Maybe in a list of Best 1,000 movie lines it's up there, at 998...

  • @thinkingaboutsomething4765
    @thinkingaboutsomething4765 5 років тому +49

    2:43 This is the pilot speaking: We're in the middle of a serious bruh moment

  • @Kalobi
    @Kalobi 5 років тому +192

    "Buy your domain..." "20 dollars per year"
    That's... not how *buying* works.

    • @solaribass2491
      @solaribass2491 5 років тому +24

      There's a word for that called Renting

    • @alexwang982
      @alexwang982 5 років тому

      Nathan Quigley you have to give renting back right?

    • @jasondashney
      @jasondashney 5 років тому +3

      It's correct, but shortened. You are buying the rights to use the domain for a year. You purchase, and own the rights for that year.

    • @OLBastholm
      @OLBastholm 4 роки тому +2

      @@jasondashney Which is also how renting works.

    • @millsyinnz
      @millsyinnz 4 роки тому

      @@OLBastholm If you rent something, whoever you are renting off still have property rights, ie they can terminate the lease if the conditions of use are breached.

  • @patrickhurst5336
    @patrickhurst5336 5 років тому +3

    My absolute favorite UA-camr. His clever wit, combined with fascinating facts, make learning something new a blast!

  • @jvohanian
    @jvohanian 2 роки тому +7

    Newark ("NORK") is my "hometown" airport, and I agree with every quip you made about it.

  • @vahbiav92ghanekar
    @vahbiav92ghanekar 5 років тому +105

    Flight 370 is the longest flight ever.

    • @rishimanda2191
      @rishimanda2191 5 років тому +13

      I feel like slapping myself for laughing at this.

    • @prakharsinha6364
      @prakharsinha6364 5 років тому +1

      Big oof

    • @tasnim569
      @tasnim569 5 років тому +4

      well, it’s “true”?

    • @scythal
      @scythal 5 років тому +10

      Welll, it's been flying for 5 years and we still don't know if it has reached Atlantis yet....

    • @TheEgg185
      @TheEgg185 5 років тому +1

      lol. 😂 Best comment ever.

  • @SarmonOflynn
    @SarmonOflynn 5 років тому +82

    I was unreasonably satisfied hearing "are" and "these" before "data."
    What a day!

    • @rosiefay7283
      @rosiefay7283 5 років тому +8

      But then this video is only one datum...

    • @User31129
      @User31129 5 років тому

      I also was like "Hey good for you Sam"

    • @arshawitoelar7675
      @arshawitoelar7675 5 років тому

      I dont get it.

    • @pfysche2283
      @pfysche2283 5 років тому +1

      @@arshawitoelar7675 data is actually plural appearently, datum is the singular.

    • @davidtitanium22
      @davidtitanium22 5 років тому +1

      @@pfysche2283 what about...
      *datas*

  • @tecker7454
    @tecker7454 5 років тому +24

    Newark airport: exists
    HAI: *It's roasting time!*

  • @thatoneflygon8291
    @thatoneflygon8291 5 років тому +9

    Idea: the plane goes all the way around the world from an airport to land back at the same airport.

  • @EnderiumYT
    @EnderiumYT Рік тому +2

    Sam: "Newark is the worst airport"
    Luton Airport: Hold my tea and biscuits

  • @comfydrives
    @comfydrives 5 років тому +240

    He really doesn’t like Newark 😂😂😂

    • @Tuubesoxx
      @Tuubesoxx 5 років тому +16

      It's the anus of the us airport system

    • @kshitishsorte2918
      @kshitishsorte2918 5 років тому +1

      @@Tuubesoxx lol

    • @bluemandude100
      @bluemandude100 5 років тому +1

      LaGuardia is so much worse

    • @josephg1834
      @josephg1834 5 років тому +1

      Dylan Budd gotta agree on that all NYC airports really aren’t good. LaGuardia is the worst and JFK and Newark are like tied for second worst

    • @bluemandude100
      @bluemandude100 5 років тому +1

      @@josephg1834 The only advantage EWR has over the others is that it's sooo much easier to get to. At least for where i live. (Connecticut)

  • @calliduspenguino773
    @calliduspenguino773 5 років тому +20

    Bruh, the solution's simple just extend Whangarei's runway through an entire town and into the ocean so big planes can land there. Problem solved.

  • @cymbalbell1270
    @cymbalbell1270 5 років тому +14

    HAI: *travels by plane*
    Newark: *gives bad service*
    HAI viewers: "You fool! You have awoken the sleeping giant!"

  • @roseiests
    @roseiests 5 років тому +9

    Newark Airport: *exists*
    HAI: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career

  • @triplejay7776
    @triplejay7776 5 років тому +7

    The United terminal at Newark is actually pretty decent and I’d say better than most US airports which makes it definitely worth flying out from if you’re in the area

  • @Toasty_-jx6zk
    @Toasty_-jx6zk 5 років тому +13

    *This episode of Half as Interesting has been sponsored by LaGuardia Airport*

  • @cedricye1767
    @cedricye1767 5 років тому +254

    Last time I was this early, Wendover was still making the TWL series

    • @Demonetizedh8re
      @Demonetizedh8re 5 років тому +8

      Oh I how I miss it...

    • @bkkedairy6981
      @bkkedairy6981 5 років тому +13

      @@Demonetizedh8re yeah same but this is supposed to replace it

    • @casey6556
      @casey6556 5 років тому

      @@Demonetizedh8re So do I

    • @deep.space.12
      @deep.space.12 5 років тому +5

      Last time I was this early, Sam was still flying on TWA...

    • @RM-bv1xm
      @RM-bv1xm 5 років тому +3

      F in the chat to pay respects to TWL

  • @gutmiko
    @gutmiko 5 років тому +6

    0:27 Just to be accurate, the plane doesn't take that route shown in the video. It flies north-east from Singapore and approaches Newark from north-west

  • @xeridea
    @xeridea 2 роки тому +4

    I only flew to Newark airport once, and on the way back, was met with a 6 hour delay. Most the time at any other airport, there are no delays at all, and if any, are minor. Also I found it strange that the terminals aren't really connected, so we had the choice of 3-4 restaurants, and no where interesting to walk around to.

  • @alphaadhito
    @alphaadhito 5 років тому +3

    If Lion Air would flown the longest flight, it'd be 48 hours. 24 hours flying, 24 hours waiting for the delayed flight

  • @XSpImmaLion
    @XSpImmaLion 5 років тому +4

    Heh, interesting.. I'm from Brazil, japanese descendant, and the first thing that came to mind was my trip to Japan, last year.
    I wish I could go more there, but it was my second trip. The first we went through the Pacific, going all the way up to Toronto, passing through Sao Paulo and New York, and then taking a trip from there to Haneda.
    Last year we went the other way, with a midway stop at Qatar, and then Narita.
    It's rough you guys... between packing your bags and getting to the destination it's a full day or more. Usually more because of connections, you have to wait a long time between planes.
    But then, I think about the trip my grand grandparents took on boat of a full month or so, and I really can't complain. xD My father's father was born on route, imagine that.
    The city I live in is almost an antipode to Okinawa.
    Yeah... I spend a whole lot of time researching stuff like that because I plan to live there someday. :P

  • @zhuolixie5922
    @zhuolixie5922 5 років тому +72

    Emirates and Qatar Airways be like: is OUR flights to south america NOT flights to south america?

    • @DerTechnikMann
      @DerTechnikMann 5 років тому +7

      zhuoli xie Turkish Airways operates to several South American countries as well..

    • @sohopedeco
      @sohopedeco 5 років тому +6

      And LATAM operates to Tel Aviv too.

    • @zhuolixie5922
      @zhuolixie5922 5 років тому +8

      Much to my surprise, the flight failed to pop up to my mind, but the point that Asia has nonstop to South America doesn't change

    • @magical_blue
      @magical_blue 5 років тому +9

      @@zhuolixie5922 am if u haven't noticed Emirates airlines and qatar is located in Asia , west Asia just to be sure

    • @odeiraoloap
      @odeiraoloap 5 років тому

      Yeah, flying via West Asia (Middle East) from East or Southeast Asia to South America is simply improbable, too long, and too expensive.
      For example, it takes *13 hours* flying from Taipei to Istanbul (Turkish Airlines 25), and then another *13 hours* from Istanbul to GRU (Turkish 15). Add to that the *6+ hours layover* in Istanbul, and you'd be spending about 1.5 days one-way flying. Too damn long and impractical!

  • @rafaelcosta1400
    @rafaelcosta1400 5 років тому +9

    I made this exactly route in march/2019, via Lufthansa, 747-8 (GRU - FRA) and A380 (FRA-PVG). 27 hours (21 flying). I can't wait to do it again!

  • @18bdd
    @18bdd Рік тому +1

    In 2021, there was a commercial (chartered) flight between Seoul Incheon and Buenos Aires which are 12106 miles apart. So with boosted tourism, this can become a scheduled flight too. Korean culture is becoming popular across South and Central America.

  • @ElyasBinYahya
    @ElyasBinYahya Рік тому +2

    “South America and Asia, the only two continents on Earth to not be connected by non-stop flights”. WRONG! I flew non-stop from São Paulo to Dubai in 2013!

  • @sirholycow
    @sirholycow 5 років тому +14

    Half as Interesting: Here's a new plane video
    Me: _Nice._

  • @OriginalSeblakCeker
    @OriginalSeblakCeker 5 років тому +30

    As an Indonesian, I can confirm Columbia is nowhere in my bucket list
    Also, that Leslie Nielsen reference, he's a legend

    • @sschlappkohl
      @sschlappkohl 4 роки тому +5

      R Pahleffi funny as a Colombian Indonesia is not on my bucket list 🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @lostchromosomes8227
      @lostchromosomes8227 4 роки тому

      As an Indonesian, I'd fly to Colombia just to get laid by a hot latina girl

    • @AndresBastidas97
      @AndresBastidas97 4 роки тому +1

      lost chromosomes
      Nobody is getting laid by a hot Latina girl if you can’t figure out the difference between Colombia and Columbia.

    • @lostchromosomes8227
      @lostchromosomes8227 4 роки тому

      @@AndresBastidas97 I admit there's a mistake in spelling it, but you do get the point

  • @jaypark6960
    @jaypark6960 5 років тому +7

    I was eating lunch and actually choked by the third mention of Newark at 1:23. No ordinary video, HAI.

  • @nexus9876
    @nexus9876 5 років тому +3

    “ And now we have 4 minutes to talk about the sponsor, but wait, there’s a problem”
    Had us in the first half ngl

  • @EmpireProductions1
    @EmpireProductions1 4 роки тому +12

    This is exactly what I did when I played Air Tycoon, trying to figure out which flight route would be the longest. He got it right.

  • @TheEgg185
    @TheEgg185 5 років тому +133

    "This is the longest possible flight.
    No, this is...
    Just joking, it's actually this...
    It's not really that, its this...
    Blah blah blah squarespace/brilliant/audible/skillshare"

    • @roxlovesfearless
      @roxlovesfearless 5 років тому +2

      The Egg and Dashlane!

    • @meandmetoo8436
      @meandmetoo8436 5 років тому

      Dislike left.

    • @orvvro
      @orvvro 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂 didn't watch the video but, this killed me. Hahahahah

    • @lotusamg6997
      @lotusamg6997 5 років тому +7

      That's completely wrong and untrue. It's more like:
      "this is the longest possi... *Newark Airport joke* ble flight"
      *Newark Airport joke* "No, this is"
      "No, actually this is the longest possible flight *Newark Airport joke* in the world"
      "Hover bla bla"
      Please dont spread nonsenese. Thank you.

  • @NandoLorris4
    @NandoLorris4 5 років тому +40

    Planes exist:
    HAI: it’s free airspace

  • @AviatorNZ
    @AviatorNZ 5 років тому +18

    Everyone: **talking about Newark**
    Me: "Whangarei, my home 😊"

  • @noahi.1381
    @noahi.1381 4 роки тому +24

    “Newark Airport sucks.”
    NAIA Terminals 1 & 2: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Locutus
      @Locutus 4 роки тому

      Yes.

    • @frederikheller9174
      @frederikheller9174 4 роки тому

      It's an absolute certainty that Half As Interesting has never been at Manila Airport😂

    • @noahi.1381
      @noahi.1381 4 роки тому +1

      @Frederik Heller keep it that way for his mental health and patience tolerance.

    • @zedriclouis87
      @zedriclouis87 4 роки тому

      tama ka jan! HAHAHAHAHA saan mas papangit pa!

    • @alba2172
      @alba2172 4 роки тому

      TRUE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @Arirezz
    @Arirezz 4 роки тому +18

    Pronouncing Whangerei as "Wongeray" really hurt lol

    • @KashimaRowan
      @KashimaRowan 4 роки тому +1

      Arirezz pronouncing otahuhu as otahu is the worst.

    • @deadlypink7458
      @deadlypink7458 4 роки тому

      Rowan M that’s how everyone pronounces it tho 😂

  • @Novazon2
    @Novazon2 5 років тому +16

    "because; you know, empire"
    *my ears perk up*
    You sir. Have my attention.

    • @lzh4950
      @lzh4950 4 роки тому +1

      _United Federation of Britain intensifies?_

  • @pwn3dname
    @pwn3dname 5 років тому +6

    Argentina also has a rapidly growing Chinese community (120,000 strong in 2010, probably far higher now), mostly from Fujian, and the distance from Buenos Aires to Fujian (or Shanghai, for that matter) is about 19,000 kms. Migration patterns might soon make some air routes profitable.

  • @WParcival
    @WParcival 5 років тому +6

    hahahahahaha, can't believe that Brazil was part of this video, as a brazilian i really wasn't expecting this.
    the city about 15km away from where i used to live is know to have the biggest concentration of japonese people outside japan, mogi das cruzes is the name of the city.

  • @ducks7015
    @ducks7015 4 роки тому +1

    This channel is my go to for airline related trivia

  • @doubtfulguest5450
    @doubtfulguest5450 5 років тому +2

    I was going to say that a man can't be crowned a queen, but then I remembered that it's the current year.

  • @jayzo
    @jayzo 5 років тому +6

    I can imagine Sam wrote this video's script while angrily waiting out a delay at Newark.

  • @gabrielreschreiter4650
    @gabrielreschreiter4650 5 років тому +8

    Imagine getting stuck in Newark’s long lines.
    *This post was made by JFK gang*

  • @johnrivers5934
    @johnrivers5934 5 років тому +19

    Someone had to fly through Newark this season...

  • @appa609
    @appa609 4 роки тому +2

    Here's my top performing list:
    Taipei to Asuncion is 19929 km, 4.10 million // Reasonably likely. Paraguay is one of only 14 countries that recognize the ROC as the legitimate government of China.
    Santiago to Xian is 19908 km, 5.04 million
    Wellington to Madrid is 19856 km, 1.65 million
    Cordoba to Wuhan is 19847 km, 2.88 million
    Lima to Phnom Penh is 19815 km, 3.48 million
    Bogota to Jakarta is 19811 km, 12.31 million
    Quito to Singapore is 19745 km, 2.99 million
    Buenos Aires to Shanghai is 19629 km, 15.52 million
    Format:
    [City A] to [City B] is [Distance], [Geometric Mean Metro Population] // comments
    *note: geometric mean m(a,b) = sqrt(ab)

    • @718Gilbert
      @718Gilbert 2 роки тому

      Nice list. I really like Buenos Aires to Shanghai

  • @gene7511
    @gene7511 5 років тому +2

    1:14 when the play time is so perfectly synced

  • @Danfunnyman1234
    @Danfunnyman1234 5 років тому +6

    5:40 Are we including average delays?.. Because if we leave from Newark airport...

  • @Account4096
    @Account4096 5 років тому +18

    2:13 - what's going on with those thrust levers?

    • @lohphat
      @lohphat 5 років тому +3

      Autothrottle hunting or preflight actuator test.

    • @maggus999
      @maggus999 5 років тому

      @@lohphat Or homemade fixed base with servos that aren't top notch

  • @dorianw8443
    @dorianw8443 5 років тому +64

    Cape Town Internaional to Honolulu Internaional is 11,535 Miles

    • @bobbezos4344
      @bobbezos4344 5 років тому +20

      Dorian W “Until some youtube commenter tells me I’m wrong”

    • @Athenyx
      @Athenyx 5 років тому +19

      Málaga - Auckland (12390 mi)
      Gibraltar - Auckland (You know, empire) (12377 mi)

    • @LordOfBrownies
      @LordOfBrownies 4 роки тому +2

      @@Athenyx Málaga - Auckland (You know... empires crossover?)

    • @scythal
      @scythal 4 роки тому +2

      @@Athenyx Málaga to Auckland would be a dream for British tourists who want to go from Mediterranean seaside vacation to NZ mountainous LOTR-esque holiday

    • @buffalome1543
      @buffalome1543 4 роки тому +1

      Dorian W The people who fly to Honolulu are mainly tourists. Since non-stop flights cost more, and tourists are price sensitive, there are few non-stop flights to Honolulu. It seems you didn’t watch the video on the main channel titled “The Rise of 20-Hour Long Flights.”
      ua-cam.com/video/TNUomfuWuA8/v-deo.html

  • @toffeeoliver
    @toffeeoliver 5 років тому +2

    Also: I would imagine that if we're talking about the longest possible commercial flight, that would allow for changes in demand? Would love to see a video explaining what hypothetically might need to happen for direct Colombia-Indonesia flights.

  • @crusherbmx
    @crusherbmx 4 роки тому +1

    Love how you made the "Airplane" reference relevant.