What is the Shortest Poem?

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  • @carloscastro1192
    @carloscastro1192 5 років тому +2902

    *”Fleas”*
    *Adam*
    *Had ’em*
    Why did this make me laugh so hard lmao

  • @kyyay-yt
    @kyyay-yt 4 роки тому +2814

    my poem is just a "|" but one planck length wide, the shortest possible poem and it represents how thin these jokes are getting

  • @livingoctopus
    @livingoctopus 7 років тому +1811

    I once saw a really short poem that only said:
    "Hope?
    Nope"
    Idk why but it really spoke to me

    • @Rain_8541
      @Rain_8541 7 років тому +16

      Jasmine la #rejected

    • @joweenie9224
      @joweenie9224 7 років тому +68

      I once had a dream where I got to press one of two buttons that said "hope" and "nope" :|

    • @error-dc2ox
      @error-dc2ox 6 років тому +17

      Joanna Idrovo which did u press? 😂

    • @ryanmarcus3970
      @ryanmarcus3970 6 років тому +35

      I think it’s a representation of how you need to be strong when others or you discourage you from succeeding
      Or maybe it’s just some garbage

    • @bruhsauce644
      @bruhsauce644 6 років тому +8

      That poem is my life. No hope, nope.

  • @kitster900
    @kitster900 2 роки тому +1055

    The omitted but implied "And as always, thanks for watching" was the most creative/clever ending to any video I've ever seen

    • @AlbertMartino17
      @AlbertMartino17 Рік тому +38

      Still gives me chills years later.

    • @mastermakaw9843
      @mastermakaw9843 6 місяців тому +15

      It shows that a silence can mean something, proving Michael’s point that he just narrated. Pure genius

  • @mrsnismo
    @mrsnismo 7 років тому +3646

    My poem is called "Buried Treasure"
    X

    • @supermariocraft2067
      @supermariocraft2067 7 років тому +32

      lol

    • @reibean9542
      @reibean9542 7 років тому +9

      Haha

    • @user-ul8es5ob9i
      @user-ul8es5ob9i 7 років тому +183

      My poem is called:
      "omae wa mou shindeiru"
      *NANI!?*

    • @remixtheidiot5771
      @remixtheidiot5771 7 років тому +31

      Absolute perfection.

    • @PoisonedRedBerry
      @PoisonedRedBerry 7 років тому +145

      I see. It emphasizes that what truly matters doesn't dwell on the surface, but hides itself for the one willing to look deeper.

  • @avadae9126
    @avadae9126 4 роки тому +905

    I call this one, “According To All Known Laws Of Aviation”
    He. Bee.

  • @ilbrasciolarochearrostelac8762
    @ilbrasciolarochearrostelac8762 Рік тому +323

    There was a poem called "Soldati" by Giuseppe Ungaretti.
    It reads:
    "Si sta come
    D'autunno
    Sugli alberi
    Le foglie"
    I wrote it in italian but it pretty much means:
    "we stay
    Like leaves
    On trees
    In Autumn"
    It described the state of soldiers in wars.
    This poet, in fact, fought WW1.

  • @usm1le
    @usm1le 4 роки тому +7519

    the "i" with a finger print was actually impressive.

    • @DanDAlittleMan
      @DanDAlittleMan 3 роки тому +342

      Yeah, it was the only one that made sense to me.

    • @ranmindyt2902
      @ranmindyt2902 3 роки тому +114

      How do you even quote it...

    • @thefounder681
      @thefounder681 3 роки тому +88

      Hell yea, JW Curry is my man!!
      Just kidding I have no idea who the fuck that is, but agreed

    • @chrissavage1449
      @chrissavage1449 3 роки тому +149

      Shouldn’t it be considered “art” rather than “poetry”?

    • @TheFarter29
      @TheFarter29 3 роки тому +6

      VERY NICE PUN.

  • @nicktokar2459
    @nicktokar2459 6 років тому +891

    4:12 It took him a year to write that poem. Now that's dedication.

    • @lowkey_hope9268
      @lowkey_hope9268 5 років тому +16

      They look like tampons

    • @ytminax
      @ytminax 5 років тому +26

      @@lowkey_hope9268 omfg i went to the time stamp and i got a tampon advert

    • @lowkey_hope9268
      @lowkey_hope9268 5 років тому +4

      yeet oof lol

    • @unlikelysalmon786
      @unlikelysalmon786 5 років тому +52

      Lmao what? It means he only lived for one year.

    • @ytminax
      @ytminax 5 років тому +4

      @@unlikelysalmon786 r/woooosh

  • @mithleshsinha1028
    @mithleshsinha1028 5 років тому +1777

    Little cow
    Crossing street
    Motor car
    A lot of beef

    • @emberthewolf1297
      @emberthewolf1297 5 років тому +71

      OHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII------

    • @maureenlyons7858
      @maureenlyons7858 5 років тому +140

      Little dog,
      Crossing street,
      Motor car,
      Sausage meat.

    • @liquidportal9082
      @liquidportal9082 5 років тому +5

      @@maureenlyons7858 stolen comment

    • @umathiagarajan7192
      @umathiagarajan7192 5 років тому +6

      @@emberthewolf1297 how long did that take u ??

    • @North_Indian_
      @North_Indian_ 5 років тому +27

      Little cow
      Crossing street
      Indian boi
      HOLY COW

  • @powdereyes2210
    @powdereyes2210 2 роки тому +957

    8:11 the silence made me think
    " every time he finishes a video he is saying his final words to us
    but sometimes people aren't lucky enough for their final words to be heard "

    • @brightonmusicstudios
      @brightonmusicstudios 2 роки тому +37

      That's actually really deep.

    • @Number16BusShelter
      @Number16BusShelter Рік тому +21

      Some people aren’t lucky enough to say their final words.

    • @farrankhawaja9856
      @farrankhawaja9856 Рік тому

      Bro please stfu. r/iam14andthisisdeep

    • @tess7758
      @tess7758 Рік тому +7

      ​@@Number16BusShelter Meaning theyve never spoken at all?

    • @Number16BusShelter
      @Number16BusShelter Рік тому +10

      @@tess7758
      I was more thinking some people don’t know they’re about to die, so they don’t know that what they’re saying are their final words, hence they don’t really count as final words. They are technically final words in the sense that they are the last thing the person said, but I think they are only really final words if the person saying them knows that they are the last words they’re ever going to say and are using them as such. Otherwise those words often aren’t as meaningful.

  • @oferzilberman5049
    @oferzilberman5049 5 років тому +809

    I'm a bloody poetry genius:
    Mii
    W!!

  • @emmanuelV7.0
    @emmanuelV7.0 4 роки тому +615

    Mine's called "Question"
    y

  • @miriamkorver1443
    @miriamkorver1443 3 роки тому +919

    "For sale, baby shoes, never worn" makes me think how many things I've used as a baby that were originally meant for my stillborn 'older' brother. I definitely had a teddy bear that was originally meant for him.

    • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
      @Pleasestoptalkingthanks 3 роки тому +88

      Darkly nostalgic.

    • @rimurutempest9479
      @rimurutempest9479 3 роки тому +23

      Making inferences on poetry is a common mistake. While this could be an interpretation, they never mention an older brother or the shoes meaning anything at all. It is simply a six word poem describing baby shoes that were never worn. How do we know that these shoes are even a memento in the first place? When factory’s make shoes they aren’t worn until they’re sold.

    • @math_hw
      @math_hw 3 роки тому +3

      Its just a sentence seperated into 3 pcs
      Never worn baby shoes for sale

    • @doublechindoge7
      @doublechindoge7 3 роки тому +117

      @@rimurutempest9479 wait...
      but they aren't talking about the poem they're talking about themself...
      Also, isn't the whole point of poetry to make inferences off of it to build interpretations of it?
      Like it might not be factually correct or 'the answer', but I don't think the point of poetry is to find solid answers...
      honestly, this whole comment makes me have one of those "are you being weird or am I the one being weird?" moments...

    • @dragonslayah
      @dragonslayah 3 роки тому +41

      @@rimurutempest9479 Do you often go to a store that sells factory new clothing which labels each item as «never worn»?

  • @ShogunSRT
    @ShogunSRT 6 років тому +24656

    the shortest poem was when Spongebob had to write an essay for Mrs.Puff and he only wrote "𝓣𝓱𝓮"

  • @itziluzion3140
    @itziluzion3140 3 роки тому +86

    This really is one my favourite Vsauce videos I miss the old days watching this channel at 3am procrastinating getting up for school but feeling good about knowing about something that most probably don’t I like to think it resonates with my day to day perspective on things

  • @zuzi9183
    @zuzi9183 4 роки тому +209

    I see people still comment their shortest poems here, I have one too, the title is: "When you see the letter b, think of how unsignificant we are. We are created out of nothing, and we turn into nothing, our whole world, all our feelings, everything we ever thought and remember as an experience, everything happens within our brain, this small chunk of flesh. And when we are gone, well what's the point then? Our whole world will collapse, the powerful supercomputer that our mind and soul are will be gone, just like that, and the world will keep moving forward as we turn into dust. So whats the point? The point, my friends, is the journey, everything we experience, everything that happens in our brain and we process, well, that's all to it, and we have to value that, if we're already turning into nothing, if we're already unsignificant, then there's no point in thinking about that, let's just be happy while we are here."
    B

  • @lewis9046
    @lewis9046 5 років тому +2197

    The shortest poem is called ‘the Full Stop’
    .

    • @Zoiler
      @Zoiler 5 років тому +84

      ‏‏‎

    • @aman-hl9re
      @aman-hl9re 5 років тому +18

      َ

    • @djaekelleghan5367
      @djaekelleghan5367 5 років тому +9

      PP

    • @paulshereshaw6092
      @paulshereshaw6092 5 років тому +7

      No, the shortest poem is called “no”
      *yeets the poem because it’s 100 paragraphs long*

    • @phonglove6767
      @phonglove6767 5 років тому +10

      I got one shorter named *Nothing from Vsauce* and inspired by a vid on Vsauce channel
      Yes, that's it

  • @itssweepintime848
    @itssweepintime848 5 років тому +10736

    The shortest and meanest poem is
    *"K"*

  • @SpammingY
    @SpammingY Рік тому +53

    I like the fingerprint "i" one alot. It's the letter that is used to express one's individual self, and it is quite literally made of something that is unique for every human; a fingerprint. The word "i" would be incomplete without each person being themselves, and all it takes to state that is a line, and a fingerprint. *WOW.*

  • @jakethemariofan2442
    @jakethemariofan2442 8 років тому +3429

    My poem:
    " "
    It's an o without the loop

    • @thepolarsavage716
      @thepolarsavage716 7 років тому +23

      NovalPro mine's '

    • @rcdotjpeg
      @rcdotjpeg 7 років тому +31

      The polxr SXVXGE mine is

    • @sciblastofficial9833
      @sciblastofficial9833 7 років тому +49

      "The natural of competing to make something the 'shortest' by its very nature trivializes the activity being carried out, [...] as such, we have been forced to cease listing records for the shortest song, the shortest poem and indeed, the shortest concert"
      That means they fear that people use the facts as trivia, that's why they avoided the record

    • @NataliaOportoFan
      @NataliaOportoFan 7 років тому +1

      SciBlast Official

    • @sciblastofficial9833
      @sciblastofficial9833 7 років тому +18

      Or else, that means they fear a situation like this:
      "What is the shortest concert"
      Newfoundland, only one beat long.
      "Ha, such a useless fact!"
      You're right, yes it is!

  • @chriswalker9641
    @chriswalker9641 6 років тому +621

    I like how he doesnt say “and as always thanks for watching” just to show us exactly how powerful silence is. We knew what he was saying without him saying anything

    • @unoreversecard2599
      @unoreversecard2599 6 років тому

      Chris Walker hah

    • @unoreversecard2599
      @unoreversecard2599 6 років тому

      Chris Walker I liked.

    • @dwightwatae3997
      @dwightwatae3997 5 років тому

      huh

    • @Miish3lov
      @Miish3lov 5 років тому

      .............

    • @KnzoVortex
      @KnzoVortex 5 років тому +4

      I interpreted the silence as the power of not saying something we'd expect and are used to, still, for the reason of showing the power of silence. Interesting how poetry is depicted differently by others. I guess it shows how different brains work.

  • @christabelengel5527
    @christabelengel5527 4 роки тому +4821

    Imagine your teacher asks you to write a poem, and you just write:
    " *oh wet pet* "

  • @ohokay4663
    @ohokay4663 2 роки тому +49

    One of my favorite written lines that i got off like tumblr or something is someone did this WHOLE monologue about brevity, and about how they can't write short poems because they NEED to elaborate on everything, and they can't stop talking.
    Someone replied to it with the entire post again, but everything was blacked out except for the line:
    'I want to distill myself the way poets do.'
    Now that's my primary poetry strategy. Just write a bunch of brain vomit and then pick out the most compelling lines- trim out the fat so the audience can fill in the gaps. It certainly works.

    • @MC_6
      @MC_6 2 роки тому +1

      Damn gotta try this next time

    • @YeetusTheFetus
      @YeetusTheFetus 2 роки тому +3

      Black out poetry is a real thing

  • @thesaucyprophesy2939
    @thesaucyprophesy2939 5 років тому +3104

    "to pay respects"
    "F"

  • @nemo.refert
    @nemo.refert 4 роки тому +1545

    "pessoa" is Portuguese for "person", so Fernando Pessoa's name follows the same logic as Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck

  • @FenixFang
    @FenixFang 4 роки тому +3472

    My poem:
    "m"
    It's an "n" with two humps

  • @adam.august
    @adam.august Рік тому +61

    1:29 scared the crap out of me as someone named Adam

    • @2tri749
      @2tri749 Рік тому +9

      it would be funnier if it said "Fleas / Adam / I can see you"

    • @pizzaguy_
      @pizzaguy_ Рік тому +4

      Adam
      im 35 meters away from your location
      had em

    • @dereckteixeira9520
      @dereckteixeira9520 Рік тому +5

      Your home security is great
      Or is it?

    • @joey26784
      @joey26784 13 днів тому +1

      ​@@dereckteixeira9520 brilliant 😂

    • @joey26784
      @joey26784 13 днів тому

      ​@@dereckteixeira9520ua-cam.com/video/TN25ghkfgQA/v-deo.htmlsi=TFVPeLohDdeDTL44

  • @yourlocalperson1403
    @yourlocalperson1403 4 роки тому +312

    I call this "The Sound Of Silence."
    ` `

    • @realszn
      @realszn 4 роки тому +15

      motivational

    • @neeneeo
      @neeneeo 4 роки тому +14

      Outstanding..

    • @Artizap_
      @Artizap_ 4 роки тому +13

      Absolutely spectacular.

    • @jessicalonnon8700
      @jessicalonnon8700 4 роки тому +8

      *Simon and Garfunkel intensifies*

    • @itzcreep175
      @itzcreep175 4 роки тому +7

      Amazing, I cried alot

  • @csl9843
    @csl9843 6 років тому +4567

    I wrote a triple bump "m" when I was 4.
    (Intentionally)
    Guess I'm a poet.

  • @chr13
    @chr13 3 роки тому +2300

    I had a mental breakdown when he didn't say "And as always, thanks for watching."

    • @AnthonyOluochN
      @AnthonyOluochN 3 роки тому +170

      Is it weird that I heard him say it in the silence?

    • @brandonsandberg3516
      @brandonsandberg3516 3 роки тому +106

      I think that was his whole point, although i'm sure this is already known

    • @dismalthoughts
      @dismalthoughts 3 роки тому +63

      @@AnthonyOluochN Nah, he gave the nod. He was totally saying it in his head, so it's only right that we say it with him.

    • @somanymike
      @somanymike 3 роки тому +1

      🎩

    • @chr13
      @chr13 3 роки тому +6

      @@somanymike The notification said "# hat geantwortet" because that's what "# has answered" means jn German.

  • @Hutch2Much
    @Hutch2Much 3 роки тому +119

    “for sale. baby shoes. never worn”
    “huh? what does that- _ohhhhh nooo”_

  • @eurovisioncyan9550
    @eurovisioncyan9550 6 років тому +532

    2:03 the poem is simply
    Mii
    Wii

  • @rapha2028
    @rapha2028 4 роки тому +918

    Poem
    “P”
    It’s a Small L with a bump simulating the change between childhood to adolescent how it can change you, for better or worse.

    • @kpg1214
      @kpg1214 4 роки тому +3

      @{GD} Cubsmx. Also known as handy lover 🤯

    • @salmantheking536
      @salmantheking536 4 роки тому +1

      Lpl

    • @Wt63onthebeat
      @Wt63onthebeat 4 роки тому +1

      🤯

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 4 роки тому +13

      my god, if we assume the subject here is a girl the this poem becomes actually meaningful as it signifies the sudden physical changes during adolescents and the confusion it brings with it to the young minds. Actually good, nice writing!

    • @arcey_cv
      @arcey_cv 4 роки тому +6

      @@crimsonstrykr It's Meaningful if it's A boy too.

  • @Ghosti_47
    @Ghosti_47 4 роки тому +724

    Me: What's the wifi password
    My friend: it's on the back of the router
    Back of the router: 0:08

    • @highguardian13
      @highguardian13 4 роки тому +11

      C4_998 _ 69 likes. I would feel bad if I liked this comment

    • @mirainikki6665
      @mirainikki6665 4 роки тому +5

      @@highguardian13 do you

    • @GamerboyAli
      @GamerboyAli 4 роки тому +1

      @@highguardian13 You can like it now

    • @highguardian13
      @highguardian13 4 роки тому +1

      GamerboyAli thanks lol

    • @Asolariot
      @Asolariot 4 роки тому

      no joke this comment made me laugh out loud and my friends looked at me weird. anyways, thanks for the small moment of amusement.

  • @jacobdrechsler3133
    @jacobdrechsler3133 2 роки тому +23

    This is my first time seeing this episode and im almost in tears but not because you didn't say "and as always thanks for watching" but because the look in your eyes at the end of the video said it all, that it took a lot to not say it you looked sad and it broke my heart

  • @henryzhang3961
    @henryzhang3961 5 років тому +210

    8:19 "And as always, thanks for watching"
    a silent composition by michael stevens

  • @ramz16k
    @ramz16k 4 роки тому +6223

    My poem isn't just one letter, but really short. I wrote it on the toilet.
    I sat
    I shat

  • @hyperanemoia8842
    @hyperanemoia8842 5 років тому +2898

    i have made the NEW shortst poem
    Baby for sale. Never worn.

    • @angel-dn3xs
      @angel-dn3xs 5 років тому +57

      Tiny Dino Productions *underrated comment*

    • @Jeremia1
      @Jeremia1 5 років тому +3

      Lolol

    • @DJTileTurnip
      @DJTileTurnip 5 років тому +13

      Shortst

    • @juliachro
      @juliachro 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @ansh6370
      @ansh6370 5 років тому +49

      Or you can say, *Never born.*

  • @somewhatblankpaper1423
    @somewhatblankpaper1423 Рік тому +28

    The shortest poem would be any background.
    Why? The background (commonly white background) is an important feature of any symbolic literatures. It represents the "silence" as no one makes any sound when encountering it, and it rhymes as it would be a repetition of a sequence of 1 note.
    Moreover, there are a lot of meanings behind an "long" repetition of silence. It's basically a sound symbolism at its finest.
    In addition, the background is also what allows our eyes to make constrasts with the drawn lines so that we can identify the letters.
    From that we can make "2D" letters and generate backgrounds on a letter, and the letter would be embedded in a greater background, and repeat that pattern.
    I believe that's peak poetry.

  • @kantoloh
    @kantoloh 8 років тому +890

    The babies shoes one is actually quite sad

    • @joaolima70
      @joaolima70 8 років тому +1

      yeah,i agree*

    • @beagletv6054
      @beagletv6054 8 років тому +80

      maybe the parents just bought the wrong size or color?

    • @joaolima70
      @joaolima70 8 років тому +5

      +BeagleTV yeah,maybe

    • @kevinjones1942
      @kevinjones1942 8 років тому +105

      It's about some guy who bought some Jordan's then realized they were baby sized then tried to sell them lol

    • @General12th
      @General12th 8 років тому +93

      +BeagleTV No, it's clearly about parents who bought baby shoes for their baby, but their baby died before it could wear them.

  • @groszak1
    @groszak1 8 років тому +1233

    My poem:
    [...]
    It contains an extension, which can contain anything.

    • @Architector_4
      @Architector_4 8 років тому +40

      **takes pencil**
      **writes 27 into the extension**
      **goes away**
      (the possible way you can understand this is that 27th symbol in SMB for NES is spacebar, i.e. emptyness, an ID of famous -1 world that just tries to use number 27 as an single symbol, which, apparently, is spacebar)

    • @shayan-gg
      @shayan-gg 8 років тому +6

      69 would be better

    • @groszak1
      @groszak1 8 років тому +5

      M. Shayan My poem. Title: Short Shakespearean.
      [...]

    • @shadowskyz
      @shadowskyz 8 років тому

      Isn't it 31-1 not 27-1?

    • @setheriee
      @setheriee 8 років тому +3

      groszak1 that's clever

  • @filyb
    @filyb 5 років тому +493

    And as always,
    thanks for watching.
    that hurt when he didnt say it

    • @ayn4671
      @ayn4671 5 років тому +46

      he "said" it, in silence

    • @darth_autie_117
      @darth_autie_117 5 років тому +2

      You've been amazing, and I've been Jack White

    • @moved1885
      @moved1885 4 роки тому

      I'm pretty sure the nod was him saying it. Like a silent narration thing.

  • @alexrosillo2045
    @alexrosillo2045 2 роки тому +13

    That silence at the end was pretty powerful

  • @MacDaddyMatty
    @MacDaddyMatty 6 років тому +204

    There once was a man from Japan
    Who's limericks never would scan
    When asked why it was
    He said "Its because,
    I always try to put as many words into the last line as I possibly can".

    • @podled942
      @podled942 6 років тому

      Matty MacDaddy fuck you man from japan

    • @txtp
      @txtp 2 роки тому +2

      great

  • @who1527
    @who1527 4 роки тому +7072

    This poem is called “Fallen Soldiers”
    “F”
    It means to pay tribute.

  • @kys3716
    @kys3716 4 роки тому +1163

    Here’s my poem. It’s named “continuing loop”
    “O”
    Thank you for your time.

  • @BlitzTheFoxi
    @BlitzTheFoxi Рік тому +67

    The best poem is "sardines"
    "Their daily lives are bland,
    and if they land, they're canned."
    -Shel Silverstein

    • @glowstonelovepad9294
      @glowstonelovepad9294 Рік тому +1

      I remember getting books by Shel Silverstein from the library at my 1st grade schoo.

    • @BlitzTheFoxi
      @BlitzTheFoxi Рік тому

      @@glowstonelovepad9294based

  • @matiaslangon6799
    @matiaslangon6799 3 роки тому +429

    I like how the subtitles doesn't even bother to write down Michael's favourite word

    • @eclecticsoffy
      @eclecticsoffy 3 роки тому +21

      the
      what

    • @40watt53
      @40watt53 3 роки тому +2

      is your pfp 2521?

    • @ritaaaaaa19
      @ritaaaaaa19 2 роки тому

      @@eclecticsoffy the abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

    • @dersps5905
      @dersps5905 2 роки тому +10

      @@eclecticsoffy The subtitles. It's a text accompanying the video that aims to transcribe any spoken language and sometimes other sounds, so as to aid those who would have trouble understanding the video otherwise. You're welcome!

    • @eclecticsoffy
      @eclecticsoffy 2 роки тому +8

      @@dersps5905 I actually know that, thank you
      However, I forgot the context of my reply to this comment, so I can't fully correct the misunderstanding

  • @anotherarush
    @anotherarush 4 роки тому +398

    I saw a short one which went like:
    If only my imagination was stronger, this poem would be longer.

    • @realszn
      @realszn 4 роки тому +16

      @Rozeya Lovegirl prepare for english teachers globally praising you for this magnificent piece of art

    • @thereisnofinishline5773
      @thereisnofinishline5773 4 роки тому +3

      Rozeya Lovegirl
      English teachers:
      I dont even need to mention the meme you already know

    • @Stickman_Productions
      @Stickman_Productions 4 роки тому

      Rozeya Lovegirl lights power stuff

  • @danielvidal7163
    @danielvidal7163 7 років тому +731

    If there are silent songs, is it possible to get a copyright strike on nothing?

    • @augustflowerrs
      @augustflowerrs 7 років тому +110

      Daniel Vidal i think it's actually happened once. once, someone got s copyright strike for posting song which was literally silence and took the audio away, which basically did nothing.....

    • @socialLjetlag
      @socialLjetlag 7 років тому +4

      +am i YOU? with earape

    • @danielortega2951
      @danielortega2951 7 років тому +2

      Did it have the actual video then that would be it

    • @mrwednesday687
      @mrwednesday687 7 років тому +9

      Don't give Taylor Swift any more ideas.

    • @fancydragon221
      @fancydragon221 5 років тому

      Quickly don't not sing

  • @AyBee9725
    @AyBee9725 3 роки тому +21

    Here’s my shortest poem titled “The Friendzone of Non-Consent”:
    No, bro.

    • @carloambito3334
      @carloambito3334 6 місяців тому

      Is loving Jesus legal yet?
      *No, bro.*

  • @kaimonington
    @kaimonington 9 років тому +289

    I wrote a poem with no words. I call it: The silence between a question and its response. It goes like this: ?...

  • @br21883
    @br21883 4 роки тому +343

    Poem teacher: I'm going to check the homework
    Friend: I didn't bring the homework, pass me a poem quick
    Me: n

  • @miratparmar6779
    @miratparmar6779 4 роки тому +216

    Don't worry, I'll say it
    "And as always, thanks for watching."

    • @kai-of2wx
      @kai-of2wx 4 роки тому +9

      Thank u, I was feeling lonely

    • @christianlucas2786
      @christianlucas2786 4 роки тому +7

      Thank you so much I was so sad that he didn’t say that at the end

    • @freedomofspeech2700
      @freedomofspeech2700 4 роки тому

      Looks like the camaraman was waiting for him for this to say 8:20 but soon he got to knew his plan

  • @The-Spheros
    @The-Spheros 3 роки тому +59

    0:14 eating the car

  • @aero-aha
    @aero-aha 4 роки тому +137

    8:20 love him or hate him he's spittin straight facts

  • @Uraganasviesulas
    @Uraganasviesulas 5 років тому +294

    "I learned it from big bird"
    -Michael Vsauce

  • @arcturus6624
    @arcturus6624 8 років тому +379

    violets are roses
    i cant even
    bagels in the wind
    oven

    • @braydenrobertson415
      @braydenrobertson415 8 років тому +27

      shakespear should be ashamed of his terrible poetry compared to this

    • @basil4045
      @basil4045 8 років тому +1

      Yay

    • @tobyphillips2105
      @tobyphillips2105 8 років тому +9

      +ButterPie that poem gave me goose bumps

    • @drakethorn1339
      @drakethorn1339 8 років тому

      +ButterPie Hoo that's a journey.

    • @zaun3913
      @zaun3913 8 років тому +2

      +ButterPie Man seeing this after the video's ending made me laugh so hard. Well done.

  • @habition
    @habition 2 роки тому +6

    my favorite ending to any vsauce video. actually gives me chills.

  • @therubmeister
    @therubmeister 4 роки тому +862

    My favourite poem:
    "What, you egg?"
    [He stabs him.]

    • @MartiniPat
      @MartiniPat 4 роки тому +17

      Exactly what I had in mind lol

    • @shardo1984
      @shardo1984 4 роки тому +25

      Saucy boy

    • @briecheese7329
      @briecheese7329 4 роки тому +5

      The Rubmeister a man of culture I see

    • @vinayseth1114
      @vinayseth1114 4 роки тому

      Is this a play on 'Et tu brute?'

    • @NubNublet
      @NubNublet 4 роки тому +3

      I don’t get it. Is there some sort of inside joke I’m not getting here or something? 🙃

  • @_redwizard_8017
    @_redwizard_8017 5 років тому +1508

    My favorite poem;
    “no, u”

  • @Xyrenoxx
    @Xyrenoxx 5 років тому +259

    "silent songs"
    "songs that are literally nothing"
    ah so we've found youtube's list of the copyrighted songs you can't use.

  • @imnotkentiy
    @imnotkentiy 2 роки тому +24

    In russian we have "А я?". It's about injustice of life itself. Very deep.

    • @FakenameStevens
      @FakenameStevens Рік тому +1

      What does it mean

    • @downtown_musiK
      @downtown_musiK Рік тому +5

      @@FakenameStevensit depends on the context, but in the majority of cases it’s “what about me?” sort of thing

  • @hyphie8239
    @hyphie8239 6 років тому +1380

    Shortest poem:
    Yes'nt

  • @juliandale8006
    @juliandale8006 9 років тому +372

    0
    Zero is black
    Zero is white
    Zero's a hole
    Zero is light
    Zero is all
    Zero is none
    Zero is not
    Zero plus one.

    • @imarealpenguin9687
      @imarealpenguin9687 9 років тому +3

      Stephen Rainey XD Ur face

    • @orangedalmatian
      @orangedalmatian 9 років тому +12

      ***** Beautiful. You should publish that.

    • @S0L4ZUL
      @S0L4ZUL 9 років тому +2

      ***** Usually alphabet(s) is/are used in a poem. I have never seen any one using a number. I don't know what to say...

    • @liukang9628
      @liukang9628 9 років тому +9

      ***** Zero is Sub you forgot that.

    • @musicmaster786
      @musicmaster786 9 років тому +41

      ***** I dig
      You dig
      We dig
      He dig
      She dig
      They dig
      It wasn't a beautiful poem, but it was a deep one.
      I'm sorry I'll just let myself out.

  • @teomankaragoz1387
    @teomankaragoz1387 4 роки тому +848

    My Dad when I win the lottery after 17 years of me not seeing him
    2:05

  • @stupidkeyboard4928
    @stupidkeyboard4928 2 роки тому +5

    The fact that he said "And as always, Thanks for watching" without saying anything blew my mind!

  • @Bayoll
    @Bayoll 4 роки тому +1015

    My short poem :
    "Copyright"
    ©

  • @johnsmith-eo3nz
    @johnsmith-eo3nz 5 років тому +942

    The shortest poem is:
    *"E"*

    • @johnnycalvino7490
      @johnnycalvino7490 5 років тому +17

      Random Stuff No it's not, because E isn't even a word. The shortest poem would be "I".

    • @tripleunder
      @tripleunder 5 років тому +11

      Weeb

    • @josetraso6313
      @josetraso6313 5 років тому +46

      @@johnnycalvino7490 You didn't get it, face palm.

    • @stewartwerner3338
      @stewartwerner3338 5 років тому +13

      Johnny Calvino Its a word in Portuguese

    • @Lanzwillan
      @Lanzwillan 5 років тому +3

      h

  • @muffinymuffin123
    @muffinymuffin123 4 роки тому +4431

    I made one, this one is called:
    “I stubbed my toe”
    a

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun 2 роки тому +14

    6:30 But… isn’t that what Guinness World Records are all about…?

  • @derovvvv
    @derovvvv 4 роки тому +281

    I made one, it is called
    “A sorrow to the lost”
    F

  • @gabrielbauer5595
    @gabrielbauer5595 4 роки тому +750

    Me: ME. WE.
    Poetry teacher: That's dumb, do it again.
    Muhammad Ali: *ME. WE.*
    Poetry teacher: *Shit... That's deep, man ;'(*

  • @boxboi286
    @boxboi286 5 років тому +67

    0:08 that is what im gonna name my child

  • @GeoffPlays
    @GeoffPlays Рік тому +6

    I personally think one of the most poignant uses of silence in recent media that was pretty mainstream was in Bill Wurtz video History of Japan. When he went over the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki by just showing a list of "cities that exist" and crossing them off after an explosion and ball of light on the map that fades into a few moments of total silence for you to soak in what happened and think about what it means to you. Everyone knows the bombings were rough, but the fact it has been drilled into us by the school system since a young age really mitigates the import of it. Having it simplified and recontextualized with no elaboration but silence for us to bask in was a really great move on his part.

  • @JulianKlimczyk
    @JulianKlimczyk 8 років тому +363

    He could make a 20 min video on 1+1

    • @huzzzer6083
      @huzzzer6083 7 років тому +1

      lol true

    • @rainbow_vader
      @rainbow_vader 7 років тому +37

      Julian Klimczyk "1+1 is regarded as one of the most simple mathematical equations, one that even a two year old can learn. OR IS IT?"

    • @darknessoffido1195
      @darknessoffido1195 7 років тому +4

      LOL

    • @Zadamanim
      @Zadamanim 7 років тому +15

      *cue puzzling vibraphone chord*

    • @MM-vs2et
      @MM-vs2et 7 років тому +12

      and ends on now goats can fly through the wormhole

  • @mikodesh
    @mikodesh 6 років тому +850

    Ill make one here
    Title : "grade"
    a B

    • @mrbenoit5018
      @mrbenoit5018 5 років тому +1

      Cenia Candra G

    • @megara83
      @megara83 5 років тому +21

      To the deaf people
      👈👉☝️👆👇🖖🤞✌🤘🤙🖐✋👌👎👍✊👊🤛🤜👋🤚👏✍👐🤝👏✊✍👊🤙🤘✋👌🤜🤛👍👎🖐✋🤛🤜🤚👋👐👏🖐👋👐🤙🤘✊👊👌

    • @plantmc9319
      @plantmc9319 5 років тому +22

      So meaningful. Because isn’t the A meant to be bigger than the B? From looking at it from most perspectives A is seen better than B since A comes before B and how people use alphabet in condescending order making the earlier letters more powerful. Even without a title will have more perspectives, interesting though.

    • @fancydragon221
      @fancydragon221 5 років тому +16

      Title: "Reality"
      a F

    • @vivaciousmyosotis
      @vivaciousmyosotis 5 років тому +1

      PlantMC I’m pretty sure he’s just saying that his grade is a “B”

  • @user-pb1ko8il3w
    @user-pb1ko8il3w 4 роки тому +380

    lighght
    English Teachers: Finally a worthy poem.

    • @coconutpog596
      @coconutpog596 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @Davis...
      @Davis... 4 роки тому +2

      HOW IS LIGHGHT MEAN???

    • @BigYosh
      @BigYosh 4 роки тому +1

      Hello fellow big yoshi

    • @nihabkhan9184
      @nihabkhan9184 4 роки тому +2

      I call this one, “According To All Known Laws Of Aviation”
      He. Bee.

  • @ImaBigNerd
    @ImaBigNerd 6 місяців тому +4

    I remember I watched this video in 5th grade because I had an assignment where I had to memorize a poem, and I wanted to put in as little effort as possible

  • @Hello-pf7se
    @Hello-pf7se 6 років тому +255

    Answer of the title is in the thumbnail
    OR IS IT

  • @BadBoiFilms
    @BadBoiFilms 6 років тому +287

    The shortest pessimistic poem ever:
    Hope?
    nope.

    • @angelic7532
      @angelic7532 6 років тому +11

      This honestly seems like it could be one of those tumblr aesthetic tattoos

    • @Phonixrmf
      @Phonixrmf 6 років тому +19

      The shortest anti-Catholic poem ever:
      Pope?
      nope.

    • @cheekybum1513
      @cheekybum1513 6 років тому +4

      Phonixrmf *Martin Luther would like to know your location*

    • @Laura-io7gd
      @Laura-io7gd 6 років тому

      Danganronpa!!

    • @yuriambassador
      @yuriambassador 6 років тому +1

      More like nhope

  • @Solid_Hank
    @Solid_Hank 5 років тому +133

    "I learned it from Big Bird"
    Ah, yes, the rogue scholar.

  • @Jayshiver
    @Jayshiver 8 місяців тому +1

    “Fleas” might be my new favorite poem. So simple but memorable and creative

  • @dankpenguin4205
    @dankpenguin4205 5 років тому +1747

    My poem is called “the 8th letter of the alphabet”
    h

    • @inactive9862
      @inactive9862 4 роки тому +43

      It's G, you idiot.
      Edit: ok to people who thought i was serious, it was a joke it was a joke it was a fricking joke yet you thought i was actually saying that G is the 8th letter in the alphabet, smh my head

    • @ardikn
      @ardikn 4 роки тому +59

      @@inactive9862 bruh moment

    • @ardikn
      @ardikn 4 роки тому +49

      @@inactive9862 A1, B2, C3, D4, E5, F6, G7, H8

    • @inactive9862
      @inactive9862 4 роки тому +18

      Wow I should've joked about that.

    • @inactive9862
      @inactive9862 4 роки тому

      @@dannystewart4826 who u talking to?

  • @levistewart8856
    @levistewart8856 6 років тому +162

    These videos have aged so well.

  • @Majestic469
    @Majestic469 5 років тому +144

    When the title is longer than the poem itself

  • @soisaus564
    @soisaus564 3 роки тому +4

    "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz"
    Google translate voice: my goals are below your understanding.

  • @ethanli1489
    @ethanli1489 5 років тому +249

    Me?
    We
    Papa Stalin approves

    • @deinemutter4403
      @deinemutter4403 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @wesleystokes1187
      @wesleystokes1187 4 роки тому

      I barely laugh at comments but this one gave me a giggle. I’d recommend getting rid of the papa though

  • @alexchap7744
    @alexchap7744 5 років тому +754

    I tried using this poem in English class
    Yeah I got an F.

  • @fancydragon221
    @fancydragon221 5 років тому +190

    i present to you a short poem i have composed ,its call'd sauce
    V

  • @theunsaltedpickle7993
    @theunsaltedpickle7993 2 роки тому +2

    how do you guys make full length videos out of questions that could be googled in two minutes, you guys are the greatest

  • @drorbazer7531
    @drorbazer7531 9 років тому +556

    Roses are red
    My name is Dave
    This poem makes no sense
    Microwave

    • @adrianbarry4119
      @adrianbarry4119 9 років тому +20

      Well, at least it made me laugh.

    • @Vits2001
      @Vits2001 9 років тому +13

      +Adrian Barry
      Violets are grey
      I'm 14
      This poem makes less sense
      Potato

    • @adrianbarry4119
      @adrianbarry4119 9 років тому

      +Vits2001 Eu nao sei
      O que escrever
      So sei
      Que nada sei
      Well, your poem makes more sense to me that mine makes to you, haha (i love to cheat)

    • @Iuripiotrowskidarosa
      @Iuripiotrowskidarosa 9 років тому

      +Adrian Barry Pra mim faz todo sentido!

    • @Aarone2004
      @Aarone2004 9 років тому

      +Adrian Barry I sort of know all latin-based languages
      I think that meant
      I don't know
      what to write
      So I know
      That I don't know anything

  • @dook1649
    @dook1649 5 років тому +279

    1:00 let's rephrase that,
    baby for sale, never worn shoes.

  • @tonybates7870
    @tonybates7870 10 років тому +625

    I can't comment on John Cage's silent piece of music - I've never heard it.

    • @tonybates7870
      @tonybates7870 9 років тому +46

      This bloody track simply will not play! Modern technology, my arse...

    • @plateman4352
      @plateman4352 9 років тому +16

      I laughed waaaay longer I should off because of that

    • @jasscat7645
      @jasscat7645 9 років тому +23

      It was extremely loud to me. I mean it was like a deafening ...
      silence

    • @imarealpenguin9687
      @imarealpenguin9687 9 років тому +10

      JAZZ Cat So it goes like ..

    • @f1sfingb0at
      @f1sfingb0at 9 років тому +2

      I'll say it's completely unmoving.

  • @AstroTibs
    @AstroTibs 5 місяців тому +2

    Oh snap. I was on the telescope site while you were filming the intro.
    I remember seeing you walk past us interns during lunch.

  • @DylanRed1394
    @DylanRed1394 5 років тому +422

    I wrote a nice poem:
    "n"
    it's LITERALLY a M with only ONE bump

  • @nbksrbija1039
    @nbksrbija1039 7 років тому +1032

    Roses are red
    The bald guy is saying
    "Hey Vsauce Michael here"
    *the music starts playing*

    • @zapcoolman8816
      @zapcoolman8816 7 років тому +35

      This is so powerful

    • @SwiftGames_
      @SwiftGames_ 7 років тому +5

      NBK Srbija holy shit

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 7 років тому +24

      Roses are red,
      Gravel is grey,
      Those things are impossible,
      ...or are they?

    • @carissafisher9287
      @carissafisher9287 7 років тому +1

      🤧 So touching

    • @smilerpunk922
      @smilerpunk922 7 років тому +4

      NBK Srbija I can improve it.
      Roses are red
      Violets are queer
      "Hey Vsauce, Michael here!"

  • @ELopez
    @ELopez 7 років тому +243

    The longest, yet shortest poem: π

    • @aungthuyapi5435
      @aungthuyapi5435 7 років тому +12

      3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286...............

    • @carissafisher9287
      @carissafisher9287 7 років тому +29

      Because Pi is an endless number but yet it is represented by a single symbol
      Only smart people will get that

    • @daleftuprightatsoldierfield
      @daleftuprightatsoldierfield 7 років тому

      Nn N was that from memory?

    • @aungthuyapi5435
      @aungthuyapi5435 7 років тому

      *_Chunky Ragu_* No

    • @lir2ben
      @lir2ben 6 років тому

      Omg you’re right

  • @hellomynameisinsertn
    @hellomynameisinsertn 2 роки тому +2

    “I learned it from Big Bird”
    Underrated joke.