Every Game of Thrones Episode Ranked - The Wojcicki Cut

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  • @MikeStand11
    @MikeStand11 3 роки тому +14867

    GoT is eating the greatest tub of ice cream you have ever had and then finding a dead rat at the bottom.

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  3 роки тому +3845

      this is a perfect metaphor and i hate it

    • @BintyMcFrazzles
      @BintyMcFrazzles 3 роки тому +810

      ......And you've just accidentally bitten the dead rat.

    • @aaliyahmichelle6427
      @aaliyahmichelle6427 3 роки тому +232

      I disagree I feel the season was bad but gets way too much unnecessary hate

    • @BintyMcFrazzles
      @BintyMcFrazzles 3 роки тому +84

      @@aaliyahmichelle6427 There are some great parts.

    • @dantesdad7930
      @dantesdad7930 3 роки тому +70

      Most accurate analogy ever

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. 3 роки тому +5749

    im glad Ned's death is appreciated for how shocking it was. When I first saw the episode, I remember thinking, "alright, this is stupid. I know we want the stakes to be high, but how can he possibly get out of this situation without it being super forced?" and then he just... doesn't, and it changed the way I saw the show completely.

    • @Ben-vg6ox
      @Ben-vg6ox 2 роки тому +13

      If joffrey wasn't a maniacal idiot he would've lived like Cersei wanted him to. A shame

    • @apugalypse_now
      @apugalypse_now 2 роки тому +267

      @@Ben-vg6ox Cersei turned him into the little monster we remember him as, though. It was Robert who gave the boy temperance. It was Robert through whom Joffrey started redeeming himself near the end of the first season, apologizing to Sansa and making an honest effort at doing better by her. Once his father died Joffrey was truly doomed to become just as stupid and conniving and cruel as his mother.

    • @Serryy
      @Serryy 2 роки тому +64

      @@Ben-vg6ox if Littlefinger didn't manipulate Joffrey, Ned would have lived too

    • @joyos413
      @joyos413 2 роки тому +18

      Exactly same way I felt. Couldn’t believe it

    • @thehobowizard
      @thehobowizard 2 роки тому +94

      Same. When I watched the first season, I was only half paying attention for most of it. That was until Ned died, and I was like wth wasn't he the main character? Then I had to rewatch the whole season, and I was hooked.

  • @williamdavis9018
    @williamdavis9018 Рік тому +209

    I know it’s been two years but the insane accuracy of the “the only good thing that came out of this shot stain of an episode was the huge number of people who realized they could write a better story than this major studio production” line is genuinely off the charts

    • @AlfredoPuente8
      @AlfredoPuente8 5 днів тому +1

      I read it at the same time Glidus said it.

  • @jamesbell1206
    @jamesbell1206 3 роки тому +5311

    "Hodor had remained a fan favourite this far into this series in no small part due to the writer's inability to make him say terrible dialogue."
    I love Glidus

    • @neltins5308
      @neltins5308 3 роки тому +145

      Its true, they made Tyrion so stupid by the end that Hodor looks like a more intelligent character

    • @johnnyskinwalker4095
      @johnnyskinwalker4095 3 роки тому +9

      😂

    • @Jordan64852
      @Jordan64852 3 роки тому +122

      I’m glad Hodar didn’t make it to season 8 I already know they would have a scene where he would hit his head then proceed to talk normal just to say a punchline of a joke :|

    • @gayvinmcginnes2508
      @gayvinmcginnes2508 3 роки тому +25

      @@Jordan64852 oh god I could... totally see that happening.

    • @missautumn764
      @missautumn764 2 роки тому +7

      That one made me pause the video to laugh out loud without missing any part of this genius fucking video. 😂

  • @MrTee-hw7mp
    @MrTee-hw7mp 3 роки тому +3281

    By saying, “why do you think I came all this way?’l in the last episode, Bran exposed himself as a sadistic, twisted, psychopath who sat on crucial information that could’ve saved millions of lives, all so he could become King. All of this despite the fact that he clearly stated he couldn’t be Lord of anything in previous episodes. Seriously, the writing is SOOO bad it had to be intentional.

    • @matthewmcguire224
      @matthewmcguire224 3 роки тому +280

      That sounds like it could have been awesome: the unassuming wheelchair kid manipulating the world into becoming the king of it through insidious manipulation could have been dope. But you know.......

    • @DeepFriedLiver
      @DeepFriedLiver 3 роки тому +43

      Bran isn’t sadistic. He’s fulfilling his destiny. He doesn’t have the ability to do anything other than what he’s meant to do. That’s what the hodor thing is about. He doesn’t ever get to choose to do that. It is an unavoidable fate. Bran understands that he doesn’t have any agency to change the future. His lack of desire to try and change the future is part and parcel with his 3 eyed raven abilities. That’s why he says he can’t be lord of anything. He’s meant to be king. A king isn’t a lord. In the same way a governor isn’t the president.

    • @simonriley4131
      @simonriley4131 3 роки тому +68

      @@DeepFriedLiver the title of king of Westeros is referenced as "lord of the seven kingdoms"

    • @pyrobellator6009
      @pyrobellator6009 3 роки тому +118

      @@DeepFriedLiver ur making a lot of excuse for someone who doesn’t do anything and why exactly should he be a king. What in the story makes him a better king than others ? He isn’t a Baratheon he isn’t Targaryen he isn’t even a stark since he says so, he is literally a soulless monster and since you just said he can’t change anything why even have him as king he can’t change anything

    • @DeepFriedLiver
      @DeepFriedLiver 3 роки тому +23

      @@pyrobellator6009 not making excuses. Just explaining the storytelling. Bran isn’t a monster you seem hung up on that. Imagine a tree is watching leaves fall. Below is a gardener raking leaves into a pile to burn. Is the tree a monster because it doesn’t catch the falling leaves? Of course not because the tree doesn’t have a choice to catch the leaves. Bran doesn’t have a choice to save people from the destruction of kings landing. The same way he didn’t have a choice in turning Wylis into Hodor. He’s basically a tree.
      Also I never said Bran would make a good king. I said GRRM is asking if Bran would be better. Bran really isn’t acting as king. He’s just there. If Bran had agency change the world around him he’d clearly be the best choice for king. Because Bran can see the future, knows all good and bad choices made by everyone ever especially kings, and is kind. Who could possibly be better? GRRM doesn’t like to tell you what is best. He wants to ask you. ua-cam.com/video/VT_tEwG5mEs/v-deo.html
      So how does GRRM ask the question. Well Bran can’t affect change so… Tyrion is really running the show. So what is the case for Tyrion? Well Tyrion is a witty and well read character who’s figuring out that wit and education aren’t the same thing as wisdom. Okay that’s a good start. Plus he has access to Bran maybe that will help. So… what’s his tax policy? That is one of the specific points GRRM asks about in the earlier video I mentioned. Well, Tyrion made Bronn master of coin. That’s right Tyrion made a guy who doesn’t know how interest works the guy in charge of taxes. Because he had to repay a debt and Lannisters always repay their debts. So not a good start. It’s clear Tyrion isn’t going to get through this without error. The question is rhetorical. Who would be a good king and why? You’re free to think Bran with Tyrion will be terrible or good. It’s ambiguous on purpose.

  • @einherjar9364
    @einherjar9364 2 роки тому +591

    "Robert's Rebellion is built on a lie"
    Yeah, or maybe you know, it's built on the fact the King burned the Warden of the North alive, murdered his son, then ordered the heads of the new Warden of the North and the Lord Paramount of the Stormlands. Nah, I'm sure that has nothing to do with it.

    • @matt_9112
      @matt_9112 Рік тому +52

      You have to take the adjacent hints with it:
      - Rikkard is Aemond
      - Brandon is Tormund
      - the letter demanding Robert's and Ned's heads was a faked by Littlefinger
      - all the other bad stuff about Aerys is just maester propaganda
      But seriously, probably the worst line in the show and Rhaegar fans gobble it up like crazy.

    • @fernandoaburto7040
      @fernandoaburto7040 9 місяців тому +22

      EXACTLY!
      Everyone just talks about how it was about Robert's love for Lyanna, but many forget that not only the head and the heir of a great house were executed, but also that the king basically demanded the remaining heads of two great houses to be cut as well. They already had an alliance with another two great houses, so are you telling me that it's just about a lord's love for a girl?

    • @mikyto7313
      @mikyto7313 8 місяців тому +10

      The obsession with that line is weird. Within the show's canon a lot of time has passed since Robert's Rebellion and by the time we are introduced to it much of history becomes a story. It's poetic to say that the rebellion was set aflame by Rhaegar kidnapping Lyanna. People like hearing stories where love is fought for and tyranny is the enemy instead of a complex political tale.
      It makes no sense Bran says it because he's omniscient (maybe) but the line itself is fine. Ideally it should have been Arya who says it. She never got much education and then spent most of her time with the Hound and then in Essos so her knowledge of that time would be quite limited even as a highborn.

    • @thehobowizard
      @thehobowizard 8 місяців тому +21

      It drives me crazy when people gloss over that the rebellion was basically in self defense. Ned and Robert had no choice, win or die.

    • @nickklavdianos5136
      @nickklavdianos5136 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@mikyto7313even Arya would have known about her grandfather and uncle getting executed by the King for no good reason.

  • @PadChords
    @PadChords 3 роки тому +1145

    Regarding the Red Wedding, I have to praise the book-reading community for not giving up the game beforehand.

    • @Nerazmus
      @Nerazmus 2 роки тому +146

      And I have to praise D&D for not ruining Lady Stonehart's character.

    • @Canadish
      @Canadish 2 роки тому +204

      Some obviously did in a group of millions, but the broader constraint on display was pretty unprecedented in my experience of online fandoms.
      Everyone wanted to enjoy the reaction when it landed. What a fucking week that was.

    • @TheNord06
      @TheNord06 2 роки тому +12

      @@Canadish man... What a landing that was.

    • @svgstarlight
      @svgstarlight 2 роки тому +76

      i started watching GOT in october and finished earlier this week. i’ve been spoiled for many things, including the ending, but somehow the red wedding was NEVER spoiled for me 😭

    • @rbear1231
      @rbear1231 Рік тому +11

      I read the red wedding I watched the red wedding once. never again for either.

  • @AbiShoukathAliA
    @AbiShoukathAliA 3 роки тому +2944

    Red Wedding is so powerful every show started copying it and none reached the level of impact Red Wedding had.

    • @VictorIV0310
      @VictorIV0310 3 роки тому +70

      The Eclipse.

    • @MugenHeadNinja
      @MugenHeadNinja 3 роки тому +257

      @@VictorIV0310 The Eclipse is almost older than ASOIAF itself, certainly older than ASOS.

    • @calebharris7568
      @calebharris7568 3 роки тому +93

      @@VictorIV0310 nah don’t disrespect Kentaro like that

    • @NotSoRandom_
      @NotSoRandom_ 3 роки тому +92

      It had the shock value which was already portrayed on television before I.e *THERE IS A BIG FUCKING SPOILER DON’T SCROLL IF YOU HAVEN’T FINISHED THE SOPRANOS*
      Tony killing Christopher in The Sopranos. But GOT took that standard and multiplied thoroughly lol engraved in history as as gruesome it was

    • @imnotpaulavery7608
      @imnotpaulavery7608 3 роки тому +45

      @@NotSoRandom_ I know the show ended over a decade ago but your spoiler warning didn’t do shit 😭😭 m’y own fault for reading it, but istg I had less than one season left!!

  • @cooperhurst2639
    @cooperhurst2639 Рік тому +185

    1:33:17 GRRM talked about this scene in an interview once. He said Meereen was supposed to very multicultural and wasn’t meant to come off as this white saviour scene, but the scene was filmed in Morocco, so all the extras were Moroccan.

    • @gangstapenguin2773
      @gangstapenguin2773 10 місяців тому +55

      I believe his exact quote was “when you put out a call for extras in Morocco…. Moroccan people show up”

    • @megashark1013
      @megashark1013 10 місяців тому +22

      Doesn't really explain the baffling directing choices, of course.

    • @ThelronFjord
      @ThelronFjord 7 місяців тому +6

      @@megashark1013 Or the cinematography on the "Asshole of Freedom"

    • @JakeKoenig
      @JakeKoenig 7 місяців тому +1

      If a black protagonist had gone into Westeros and saved a bunch of white slaves and the final scene was white people surrounding the black hero, everyone would LOVE that imagery.
      The ubiquitous racial double standards that are all based on the foundational narrative that "white people are the default villains of Planet Earth" is the real problem, not that scene. Glidius is a virtue-signaling weakling for making such a big deal out if it, knowing damn well he wouldn't be consistent if the races were reversed. You're allowed to be a savior, unless you're white of course, then it's a bad thing. Whites are the villains, not the heroes.

    • @ginao6810
      @ginao6810 6 місяців тому +7

      @@megashark1013 or putting them all in one costume. You could have shown more than one culture by dressing them differently, throw some wigs.
      How many ball/feast scenes or battle scenes have we watched where you can tell Stormlanders from Northmen, from those from the Reach?
      Amazing how they can show multiple cultures/groups when white people show up to the casting call.

  • @justinkroboth360
    @justinkroboth360 3 роки тому +1624

    The way they did Meera will forever scar me. She did so much and they just threw her away.

    • @shannonceleste5557
      @shannonceleste5557 3 роки тому +107

      Like so many other characters smh I’m really not over how they (metaphorically and sometimes physically) massacred this series

    • @Rabbit-uc5kg
      @Rabbit-uc5kg 3 роки тому +220

      That poor kid went through frozen hell for literally nothing.

    • @GemGames3
      @GemGames3 3 роки тому +26

      same with Brienne

    • @redplague
      @redplague 3 роки тому +15

      She was a minor character in the grand scheme of things so I really don't see the big deal about it. I mean one of the reasons why we haven't had more books is because of George's in-depth writing and adventures of too many characters. If you have trouble doing that with a book then even more so with T.V. There just isn't room for all these characters.

    • @landlockedcroat1554
      @landlockedcroat1554 3 роки тому +2

      who meera

  • @NoLongerWhisper
    @NoLongerWhisper 3 роки тому +817

    In case anyone was wondering here are some fun facts about Glidus' list:
    Best Season (By Average Rank):
    1: Season 1, Average Rank 13.6
    2: Season 3, Average Rank 19.2
    3: Season 2, Average Rank 22.7
    4: Season 4, Average Rank 27.5
    5: Season 5, Average Rank 46.3
    6: Season 6, Average Rank 55.7
    7: Season 7, Average Rank 63
    8: Season 8, Average Rank 68.3
    Best Season Opener:
    1: Season 3, Rank 18
    2: Season 1, Rank 19
    3: Season 4, Rank 28
    4: Season 2, Rank 30
    5: Season 5, Rank 39
    6: Season 6, Rank 49
    7: Season 7, Rank 59
    8: Season 8, Rank 68
    Best Penultimate Episode:
    1: Season 4, Rank 1
    2: Season 2, Rank 3
    3: Season 3, Rank 4
    4: Season 1, Rank 5
    5: Season 5, Rank 50
    6: Season 6, Rank 62
    7: Season 7, Rank 66
    8: Season 8, Rank 73
    Best Season Finale:
    1: Season 1, Rank 2
    2: Season 2, Rank 11
    3: Season 3, Rank 23
    4: Season 5, Rank 41
    5: Season 4, Rank 43
    6: Season 6, Rank 51
    7: Season 7, Rank 69
    8: Season 8, Rank 72
    Biggest Gaps in Rank Between Consecutive Episodes:
    1: Season 4 Episodes 9 and 10, Difference of 42 (Rank 1 and Rank 43)
    2: Season 4 Episodes 2 and 3, Difference of 37 (Rank 7 and Rank 44)
    3: Season 3 Episodes 4 and 5, Difference of 28 (Rank 36 and Rank 8)
    (Smallest Gap is 1 and happens multiple times)
    Each Seasons Best and Worst and Gap Between:
    Season 1:
    Best: Episode 10, Rank 2
    Worst: Episode 4, Rank 33
    Difference: 31
    Season 2:
    Best: Episode 9, Rank 3
    Worst: Episode 6, Rank 35
    Difference: 32
    Season 3:
    Best: Episode 9, Rank 4
    Worst: Episode 4, Rank 36
    Difference: 32
    Season 4:
    Best: Episode 9, Rank 1
    Worst: Episode 3, Rank 44
    Difference: 43
    Season 5:
    Best: Episode 8, Rank 38
    Worst: Episode 6, Rank 67
    Difference: 29
    Season 6:
    Best: Episode 1, Rank 49
    Worst: Episode 5, Rank 63
    Difference: 14
    Season 7:
    Best: Episode 3, Rank 57
    Worst: Episode 7, Rank 69
    Difference: 12
    Season 8:
    Best: Episode 2, Rank 56
    Worst: Episode 5, Rank 73
    Difference: 17

  • @Alan-xg4yr
    @Alan-xg4yr 2 роки тому +489

    The thing that's incredible about the Red Wedding is how rewatchable it is, i watched it 3 times and it made me shocked everytime, how they made the wedding so fun, so wholesome and heart warming seeing chadmure being happy about his wife and the jokes they told eachother sometimes even make you laugh, Until that door is closed..... And then it turns into an absolute fuckfist of a wedding, you can see how robb got broken from the betrayal, the last scream of caitlyn haunts some of us to this day

    • @xander.pierce
      @xander.pierce 2 роки тому +19

      “muthuh” - last word of robb

    • @danielstauning-haargaard5889
      @danielstauning-haargaard5889 Рік тому +8

      Agreed, I am ALWAYS shocked and horrified when I hear Caitlyn's steel-cutting scream

    • @rbear1231
      @rbear1231 Рік тому +13

      i watched the red wedding once and I read the red wedding once...never again

    • @adipsous
      @adipsous Рік тому +8

      I'm so glad I read the books first. The entirety of the Red Wedding as told in ASOS is visually burned into my memory. I see everything played out so differently, and tragically. At the end of the action, instead of the simple wail of sorrow, it says:
      "Finally someone took the knife away from her. The tears burned like vinegar as they ran down her cheeks. Ten fierce ravens were raking her face with sharp talons and tearing off strips of flesh, leaving deep furrows that ran with blood. She could taste it on her lips . . . The white tears and the red ones ran together until her face was torn and tattered, the face that Ned had loved. Catelyn Stark raised her hands and watched the blood run down her long fingers, over her wrists, beneath the sleeves of her gown. Slow red worms crawled along her arms and under her clothes. That made her laugh until she screamed..."
      The turn of events in this chapter hit so tragic in the book because you really thought all the mess was over. The previous chapter was a quick Arya one, the Hound getting her to the Twins to reunite with the fam. And just before that, the previous previous chapter - another Catelyn one - ended with Robb being done with this war stuff, saying: "I mean to start for the Neck as soon as my uncle has been wedded and bedded. We're going home." You really had a feeling of relief and respite from everything starting to really go to shit. George, George, George, you got us again.

    • @Scorpionwincheater88
      @Scorpionwincheater88 Рік тому

      It's even worse in the books. Haunting chapter which made me depressed for weeks.

  • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
    @MrGeorgeFlorcus 2 роки тому +2203

    I think that too often, Charles Dance is given the undisputed title of "Best character performance in GoT", and while I don't deny it's an amazing performance, Mark Addy's short-lived, bombastic, and memorable performance as Robert Baratheon deserves more than an honorable mention; he should be a damned contender. He had 7 episodes to work with, and he made brilliant use out of every second. He could be jovial, brotherly, argumentative, proud, wrathful, sympathetic, vulnerable, pensive and belligerent.
    As a character, he hit more emotional beats than most characters do in the entire show, and did so in less time than most of them had. And Mark Addy nailed every scene of it. GoT's portrayal of Robert Baratheon is one of the most fully realized, well-rounded characters in the show.

    • @thomaslynch5313
      @thomaslynch5313 2 роки тому +169

      It's extra impressive considering how little screen-time he had relative to other main characters.

    • @morganburt2565
      @morganburt2565 2 роки тому +142

      i have such a vivid memory of the character, even compared to one’s with 8 seasons of screen time. totally forgot he was in only 7 episodes

    • @maggiecramer8154
      @maggiecramer8154 2 роки тому +40

      I'm 90% sure the reason why his performance was so great was because he died before they started straying from the books

    • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
      @MrGeorgeFlorcus 2 роки тому +86

      @@maggiecramer8154 That's part of it, but there's more to it; the actors, and even Dave & Dan, had a real knack in the early seasons not just for translating the book into T.V. form, but to expand upon it, and add to it in meaningful, smart ways that actually _enhance_ the source material, not just convey it. Robert Baratheon is probably one of the most notable examples of this change; a lot of scenes and lines of dialogue were added to the show that were never in the book, and they added so much flavor and depth to his character, not to mention giving the above-mentioned Mark Addy some choice meats to flex his acting chops on.

    • @maggiecramer8154
      @maggiecramer8154 2 роки тому +25

      @@MrGeorgeFlorcus oh definitely. D&d were great at expanding on what someone else wrote. That's why everyone was amazing in early seasons. It's the part where they had to write stuff that went bad.

  • @shanouboubou
    @shanouboubou 3 роки тому +734

    Dude just made and edited a 2 hours long video about every GOT episodes ever made, arguing and bringing up valid points, for the 10 tears anniversary of the show. I've never felt so much respect for a stranger than I do now. Glad I watched all of it

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  3 роки тому +92

      nice

    • @pedromajor2371
      @pedromajor2371 3 роки тому +4

      And he do SHIT
      Where is the fucking battle of bastards, i cant fucking find?????
      One of the best episodes, its a fucking cinematic masterpiece

    • @joegallagher2117
      @joegallagher2117 3 роки тому +7

      @@pedromajor2371 30:22

    • @pedromajor2371
      @pedromajor2371 3 роки тому +1

      @@joegallagher2117 its painfull see that

    • @lilotis11
      @lilotis11 3 роки тому +31

      ​@@pedromajor2371 he properly addressed it. it was a shit episode.

  • @daystillnight
    @daystillnight 2 роки тому +523

    SPOILERS (...i guess)
    3:23 - 73 - The Bells (S08E05)
    5:11 - 72 - The Iron Throne (S08E06)
    8:10 - 71 - The Long Night (S08E03)
    11:00 - 70 - The Last of the Starks (S08E04)
    12:51 - 69 - The Dragon and the Wolf (S07E07)
    15:36 - 68 - Winterfell (S08E01)
    18:11 - 67 - Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken (S05E06)
    20:04 - 66 - Beyond the Wall (S07E06) (with Alt Schwift X)
    24:21 - 65 - The Spoils of War (S07E04)
    25:53 - 64 - Stormborn (S07E02)
    27:43 - 63 - The Door (S06E05)
    30:16 - 62 - Battle of the Bastards (S06E09)
    32:43 - 61 - Eastwatch (S07E05)
    34:21 - 60 - Book of the Stranger (S06E04)
    36:33 - 59 - Dragonstone (S07E01)
    37:53 - 58 - No One (S06E08)
    39:31 - 57 - The Queen's Justice (S07E03)
    41:37 - 56 - A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (S08E02)
    43:40 - 55 - Home (S06E02)
    45:04 - 54 - Blood of My Blood (S06E06)
    46:38 - 53 - Oathbreaker (S06E03)
    48:18 - 52 - The Broken Man (S06E07)
    49:52 - 51 - The Winds of Winter (S06E10)
    52:53 - 50 - The Dance of Dragons (S05E09)
    54:38 - 49 - The Red Woman (S06E01)
    56:12 - 48 - Sons of the Harpy (S05 E04)
    57:40 - 47 - High Sparrow (S05E03)
    59:12 - 46 - The Gift (S05E07)
    1:00:34 - 45 - The House of Black and White (S05E02)
    1:01:56 - 44 - Breaker of Chains (S04E03)
    1:03:35 - 43 - The Children (S04E10)
    1:06:01 - 42 - Kill the Boy (S05E05)
    1:07:27 - 41 - Mother's Mercy (S05E10)
    1:09:13 - 40 - Oathkeeper (S04E04)
    1:11:11 - 39 - The Wars to Come (S05E01)
    1:12:42 - 38 - Hardhome (S05E08) -wtf glidus-
    1:14:57 - 37 - First of His Name (S04E05)
    1:16:17 - 36 - And Now His Watch Is Ended (S03E04)
    1:17:47 - 35 - The Old Gods and the New (S02E06)
    1:18:36 - 34 - Garden of Bones (S02E04)
    1:19:42 - 33 - Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things (S01E04)
    1:20:45 - 32 - The Night Lands (S02E02)
    1:20:52 - 31 - Mockingbird (S04E07)
    1:22:22 - 30 - The North Remembers (S02E01)
    1:23:21 - 29 - Dark Wings, Dark Words (S03E02)
    1:24:28 - 28 - Two Swords (S04E01)
    1:26:06 - 27 - A Man Without Honor (S02E07)
    1:27:33 - 26 - The Climb (S03E06)
    1:29:01 - 25 - The Prince of Winterfell (S02E08)
    1:30:27 - 24 - The Laws of Gods and Men (S04E06)
    1:31:40 - 23 - Mhysa (S03E10)
    1:33:26 - 22 - Second Sons (S03E08)
    1:34:27 - 21 - Lord Snow (S01E03)
    1:35:23 - 20 - The Mountain and the Viper (S04E08)
    1:36:53 - 19 - Winter is Coming (S01E01)
    1:38:13 - 18 - Valar Dohaeris (S03E01)
    1:39:21 - 17 - The Ghost of Harrenhal (S02E05)
    1:40:43 - 16 - The Kingsroad (S01E02)
    1:41:49 - 15 - The Pointy End (S01E08)
    1:42:47 - 14 - The Bear and the Maiden Fair (S03E07)
    1:44:08 - 13 - What is Dead May Never Die (S02E03)
    1:45:35 - 12 - Walk of Punishment (S03E03)
    1:46:58 - 11 - Valar Morghulis (S02E10)
    1:48:48 - 10 - You Win or You Die (S01E07) (with RedTeamReview)
    1:50:43 - 09 - A Golden Crown (S01E06)
    1:51:45 - 08 - Kissed by Fire (S03E05)
    1:53:40 - 07 - The Lion and the Rose (S04E02)
    1:54:48 - 06 - The Wolf and the Lion (S01E05) (with Alt Shwift X)
    1:57:27 - 05 - Baelor (S01E09) -the actual best episode ok-
    1:58:35 - 04 - The Rains of Castamere (S03E09)
    2:00:23 - 03 - Blackwater (S02E09)
    2:02:09 - 02 - Fire and Blood (S01E10) (with Preston Jacobs)
    2:05:30 - 01 - The Watchers on the Wall (S04E09)

    • @carmacksanderson3937
      @carmacksanderson3937 2 роки тому +47

      It's nice that the first 4 seasons all have an episode in the top 4

    • @Brentttilda
      @Brentttilda 2 роки тому +12

      Thank you for the timestamps!!

    • @thaneofwhiterun3562
      @thaneofwhiterun3562 Рік тому +1

      Thank you so much

    • @Judasinchains
      @Judasinchains Рік тому +5

      Big ups for this comment, and honestly, WoW and DoD being so low is kinda foul, especially being below red woman

    • @dragonfly12
      @dragonfly12 Рік тому

      Ily

  • @andreaw2053
    @andreaw2053 3 роки тому +698

    This is like watching the series backwards on fast forward...

  • @Norrieification
    @Norrieification 2 роки тому +917

    "Ned's death may be the defining moment of game of thrones, it's either that or..." I love how literally every single person watching this knew what was coming as you said that. Well played.

    • @aminaemes9198
      @aminaemes9198 2 роки тому +7

      when does he say this

    • @janus2773
      @janus2773 Рік тому +13

      @@aminaemes9198 1:58:28

    • @mischr13
      @mischr13 Рік тому +1

      is it Dany blowing everything up?

    • @thequietstag4366
      @thequietstag4366 Рік тому +2

      @@mischr13 Nah, that's way earlier in the video!

    • @gwh3013
      @gwh3013 10 місяців тому +2

      GODS HE WAS STRONG!!

  • @austinlagowski_8441
    @austinlagowski_8441 2 роки тому +230

    Im glad actors like Faye Marsay who plays the Waif was able to get another chance to show off her acting chops in Andor. The difference between those two performances really shows you how long of a way actual good writing can go

    • @WanderingPropeller
      @WanderingPropeller 11 місяців тому +15

      She was great in Andor and I didn’t know where I recognized her from at first!

    • @dogquixote
      @dogquixote 11 місяців тому +20

      Agreed! Same with Jacob Anderson who got to showcase more range and emotion in the first 5 minutes of Interview with the Vampire (the critically acclaimed 2022 AMC series) than he was allowed in 6 seasons as Greyworm - not that his stoic micro expressions or perfection of Valyrian went unnoticed (seriously, David J Peterson has ranted at length about his gratitude and love for Jacob just for the dude’s ability to speak Peterson’s language better than anyone, including himself).

    • @mrlagoonslawyer
      @mrlagoonslawyer 9 місяців тому

      ​@@dogquixote INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE 2022 MENTIONED WHERE TF IS JACOBS EMMY 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🔛🔝

    • @mrlagoonslawyer
      @mrlagoonslawyer 9 місяців тому

      ​@@dogquixote iwtv mentioned 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 where the fuck is jacob andersons emmy 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥💥💥💥💥💪💪💪🔫🔫🔫

    • @mrlagoonslawyer
      @mrlagoonslawyer 9 місяців тому +2

      Faye marsay was also in the white queen as anne neville, and did a great job there. I almost didnt recognise her as the waif lmao

  • @RangerBalone
    @RangerBalone 3 роки тому +1234

    Rhaegal’s death in “The Last of the Starks” makes it the show’s worst episode for me.
    Out of all the known dragons that have ever lived in Game of Thrones history, only one (Meraxes) has ever been shot down by a scorpion bolt before Rhaegal. And that was a very very lucky shot, they had already fired hundreds before that one hit. Euron hitting and killing Rhaegal on the first try from that distance is actually impossible. Can not be done

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx 3 роки тому +174

      Dorne shot Meraxes in the eye!! Not just the chest, the place that, evolution wise, typically has the most protection aside from the skull! The skull who's only weak points are the two big squishy things in it!

    • @ad-dk3md
      @ad-dk3md 3 роки тому +327

      what you missed was the red pinwheel in Euron's irises after he kills his brother Balon; upon a Greyjoy murdering someone they love, they will unlock what's called the mangekyou sharingan. Euron's eyes can see in darkness; they see time in slow-motion; and they can predict every movement a creature makes. it's elaborated more in the books, but he is a superhuman

    • @lurksnitchtongue8986
      @lurksnitchtongue8986 3 роки тому +53

      @@ad-dk3md lmao

    • @MrsLPAmy
      @MrsLPAmy 2 роки тому +35

      And not only hitting him once but multiple times. It's so stupid.

    • @sixcaspersson1649
      @sixcaspersson1649 2 роки тому +13

      @@ad-dk3md lol

  • @penelopewinterbottom
    @penelopewinterbottom 2 роки тому +1234

    People don't like Ygritte's death? Damn, it definitely makes my top 5. That shot of Jon cradling Ygritte as the camera pans away, the battle continuing on behind them as no one even notices whats happened, gets me every time. And the fact that Olly was the one who killed her, a kid who neither Jon nor the audience can even be mad at considering his established motivation, showcases that nuance the first couple seasons did so well.

    • @heathenpride7931
      @heathenpride7931 2 роки тому +47

      And yet plenty of people got mad at Ollie anyway

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 2 роки тому +153

      Didn't people get weirdly mad at Ollie actually? Like, the complete lack of sympathy for Ollie by the fanbase always kinda creeped my out. Like yeah, he killed Ygritte and later betrayed Jon, but he's a fucking tiny kid with completely understandable motivation. The lack of sympathy GOT fans have sometimes is really uncanny.

    • @money3644
      @money3644 2 роки тому +118

      @@HOTD108_ also Ygritte is literally holding john at arrowpoint, and could kill him at any second. Olly did the best with the information he had in that scene.

    • @connorbranscombe6819
      @connorbranscombe6819 2 роки тому

      @@HOTD108_ Fuck Olly

    • @dylan351321
      @dylan351321 Рік тому

      🥔 🥔pOtAtOeS

  • @lolaandjoe123
    @lolaandjoe123 Рік тому +37

    "Tommen banning trial by combats to ensure that nothing interesting could possibly happen" fucking KILLED me LMAO

  • @ClaireYunFarronXIII
    @ClaireYunFarronXIII 3 роки тому +736

    This video changed more after its resurrection than Jon Snow.

  • @WillRock07
    @WillRock07 3 роки тому +419

    "Davos tells Eunuchs to start families" made me seriously lol, but that's literally what happens. I think it's amazing that the writing got to the point that something that could have been in a legitimate parody made it into the show, but they still somehow removed all the comedy out of it.

  • @TheHellyeahmen
    @TheHellyeahmen Рік тому +41

    50:50
    "I'll cover it in a pisstake before too long"
    said Glidus 2 years ago

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  Рік тому +16

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @aakashbasu3219
      @aakashbasu3219 Рік тому +3

      But he said "too long"

    • @TheHellyeahmen
      @TheHellyeahmen Рік тому

      @@aakashbasu3219 really? I didn't know that
      and definately didn't put it in my comment

  • @williamapple7705
    @williamapple7705 3 роки тому +487

    Always remember, the Sand Snakes were able to kill Myrcella because the Martells and Lannisters allowed her would-be assassins/kidnappers to see her off. For no reason. From that moment on I knew the show would be garbage.

    • @yespls6260
      @yespls6260 3 роки тому +6

      Right?! Wtf was going on there

    • @LilBrownieD
      @LilBrownieD 3 роки тому +3

      @Timothy Coish lmao that's true

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 2 роки тому +35

      And Bron not immediately warning Jaime about the poison he was afflicted with and how it has such a delayed reaction. Otherwise Jaime would make Myrcella chug that antidote like it's gatorade.

    • @hammyhamster8349
      @hammyhamster8349 2 роки тому +4

      I thought the nature of the show changed when Euron gleefully threw Balon off the bridge. Now this may actually have happened in the books (it's not clear but certainly possible) but the way it was done and the nature of the character of Euron felt off. While other characters felt genuine he felt like some cartoon villain.

    • @abrashio
      @abrashio 2 роки тому +4

      Whenever people lament about how season 8 ruined GoT I always ask "so you just skipped seasons 5 through 7? Seems some one was blinded by the spectacle and production values..."

  • @archieharrodine3925
    @archieharrodine3925 3 роки тому +513

    I’m so glad someone else is giving The Watchers on the Wall the attention it deserves, it is like the culmination of everything great about Jon’s story

    • @jakematthews257
      @jakematthews257 3 роки тому +16

      I was on my feet the entire episode it was amazing and very suspenseful

    • @theminikittycommune2651
      @theminikittycommune2651 3 роки тому +5

      Exactly, this was the best . . by far, 10 times over. No fucking around. Spectacular and logical

    • @ianpcon3630
      @ianpcon3630 2 роки тому

      Yup. My favorite episode.

    • @thebeatleswin1
      @thebeatleswin1 2 роки тому +5

      It’s fucking brilliant.
      Watching it never stops making me hype and totally engaged, The writing is so tight and the cinematography is gorgeous. It makes me sad how much some people seem to have forgotten this episode

    • @travisspazz1624
      @travisspazz1624 2 роки тому +4

      It's honestly my favorite battle episode!!

  • @jackringel485
    @jackringel485 Рік тому +76

    For me, it's "Fire and Blood" because it understands, on a fundamental level, how it's the *character dynamics* that make the show, not the flashy moments, and how well it handles those character moments. Ned's death is a hugely impactful moment and a lot of "Fire and Blood" is basically just saying "alright, this massive world event just happened - how would the main characters react?" It provides such good character defining moments that kickstart the show past its first arc *along with* the big moments like the dragons or the King in the North scene.

  • @r.h.9376
    @r.h.9376 3 роки тому +649

    Dumb & Dumber were so obsessed with being “unpredictable” that they ruined everything.. what’s more frustrating is that all of this would’ve been avoided had they ignored their egos and just gave the task of writing to other more capable writers the moment they realized they have reached their creative limit/lost all passion for the project. It’s honestly fucking tragic, but I won’t allow that to ruin my experience with the earliest 4 seasons and the books.

    • @MalloryNewcomb
      @MalloryNewcomb 3 роки тому +10

      My favorite take ive ever heard on this, and I only read the first sentence.
      Edit: the rest is just as good. I can sometimes pretend like the first four seasons were it or just I find myself able to enjoy those stories as their own sort of thing.

    • @cinemacola6398
      @cinemacola6398 3 роки тому +2

      Fuck off. I still blame them and they did fuck up, but they are in no way bad writers. Like Alt said in the video they added scenes that weren't in the books that are some of the best, so yeah fuck off.

    • @ashscott6068
      @ashscott6068 3 роки тому +15

      @@cinemacola6398 Yeah. They cut some pointless characters, and improved a bunch of stuff...for the first 4 seasons. But they brought Jon back from the fucking dead, and gave him 20 slo-mo hero-shots every episode. In the book he's a 14 year old boy and someone like Sandor Clegane would easily kill him with one hand. But cus his face and Dany's face, sold a lot of posters and articles and shit, and the fanbase was a liittle younger than anticipated, Jon and Dany got hyped as "main" characters, when in the books, they're just 2 characters of many. So they created all these young, dumb Jon/Dany Stans who thought the ending would have to involve those 2. So the expectations they felt obliiged to subvert, were ones THEY had created! The matter wasn't helped by nerdy analyst channels bringing book "prophesies" up and talking like Jon Snow was the reincarnation of some mythical hero who would kill the Night King with a magical flaming sword. (Even though the books make it pretty damn clear that you can't really see the future, so prophecy is a load of old bollocks)

    • @peenoice5176
      @peenoice5176 3 роки тому +1

      Got is already unpredictable that they circled back and made it predictable lol the last season became an epic fantasy.

    • @anagramconfirmed1717
      @anagramconfirmed1717 3 роки тому

      And woke, don't forget woke.

  • @Luke-jo4to
    @Luke-jo4to 2 роки тому +633

    Going worst to best is such an emotional catharsis. I spent the first 30 minutes of the video wanting to abandon this world and never watch another asoiaf theory video. By the end I wanted to rewatch the first 4 (or maybe 5) seasons and finish the books.

    • @ameliabrittain3689
      @ameliabrittain3689 5 місяців тому +2

      That’s what I do. When I want to feel something again, I rewatch the first 4 seasons, then curl up in a ball and cry.

  • @animal_4826
    @animal_4826 2 роки тому +255

    "No One" is the episode that snuffed out any remaining hope I had for the show.
    Specifically Arya's storyline. The whole point of the faceless men's training is to erase any personality of the trainee, creating "no one," a person that can become anyone. All of that had been clearly established at that point, so it was extremely fucking baffling when Arya, despite literally blatantly rebelling against the training, is declared to have "become no one" by Jaqen H'gar. What makes it even more *insulting* is that when she walks out on him (despite apparently succeeding in her "no one" training) he literally just *lets her*. She has intimate knowledge of the inner workings of one of the most powerful and secretive organizations in the world AND HE JUST LETS HER GO ON HER MERRY WAY WITH NO REPRECUSSIONS. What a fucking joke.

    • @dylan351321
      @dylan351321 Рік тому +8

      Just a prank bruh 😎-the writers

    • @DibbzTV
      @DibbzTV 10 місяців тому +1

      Yep. That and when she gets stabbed 10 times in the stomach in filthy water and survives. Ridiculous. For me, rock bottom was the how she stabbed the Night King. Most ppl were like "oh wow, cool!" while I was very depressed. One episode and a "gotcha!" moment. So dissapointing

    • @ClaudiaGonzalez-mg4xf
      @ClaudiaGonzalez-mg4xf 9 місяців тому +2

      The whole "no one" makes no sense in the show because the waif was clearly not "no one" to me, she hated Arya to much to be "no one".

    • @mikyto7313
      @mikyto7313 8 місяців тому +1

      @@ClaudiaGonzalez-mg4xf And Jaqen clearly had some positive feelings about Arya meaning he was also not 'no one' he was Jaqen H'gar. I bet that the 'no one' thing is show-only nonsense as grrm didn't write those books yet.

    • @bookswithike3256
      @bookswithike3256 6 місяців тому +1

      @@mikyto7313 Uh... no. The no one stuff is pretty firmly established in Feast and Dance.

  • @Amadeus_DC
    @Amadeus_DC 3 роки тому +370

    2046 after a dream of spring is realeased:
    Every ASOIAF Chapter Ranked.

    • @kikiwho7386
      @kikiwho7386 3 роки тому +54

      Here’s hoping that video’s only 25 years away, GRRM will be 98 in 2046.

    • @KammaQwazi
      @KammaQwazi 3 роки тому +37

      Seems a tad optimistic, might be Winds of Winter that year.

    • @Jackspiring
      @Jackspiring 3 роки тому +4

      Best get my pre-order in.

    • @liquidoxygen819
      @liquidoxygen819 3 роки тому +4

      Mate I think you mean the year 6420

    • @chyawanprash
      @chyawanprash 3 роки тому +5

      When you realise that the first 5 books alone has 344 chapters...

  • @Seth_M-T
    @Seth_M-T 3 роки тому +339

    I recently watched 'The Last Watch' documentary for season 8 again, and it just made me sad. All these extremely talented people working incredibly hard to create a satisfying conclusion to the biggest show of all time, and yet season 8 is considered to be a complete disaster. Even though the writing was atrocious towards the end, it's worth acknowledging that everything else in the show (the acting, sets, costumes, music, special effects, etc.) is absolutely phenomenal throughout. It took them two years to give us six episodes. If not for D&D, the final season of Game of Thrones could have been the greatest thing to ever be put on television. It's just tragic...

    • @afh7170
      @afh7170 2 роки тому +25

      Just shows how important it is to have good writing in any form of story telling media

    • @kyrusxi
      @kyrusxi 2 роки тому +21

      Writing is the most important part of any media. You could have the most spectacular visuals, acting, sound, etc. but if it's written terribly then nobody will care about those other things.

    • @steffanyschwartz7801
      @steffanyschwartz7801 2 роки тому +17

      No if DND gave it up by the end of season 4 and gave it to someone else it would be great. Cause I think season 8 you have to purge season 5-7 to have a chance at being good (like keeping Peter or Stannis)

    • @tommerker8063
      @tommerker8063 2 роки тому +5

      the costumes became realy shitty at times though.

    • @ruwidassanayake7966
      @ruwidassanayake7966 2 роки тому

      Arya riding the horse out if kings landing is really well shot. Too bad Arya turned to a bitch near the end. She has so much potential

  • @biddleeewho4181
    @biddleeewho4181 Рік тому +50

    Cold take: the most consistently good part of the show is the score. The amazing score during the climax of The Long Night (and during Melisandre's death) tricked me into thinking it was an amazing episode for a long time.
    That being said, the scene with Arya in the library (other than the part where she teleports out from under the table somehow) is amazingly done

    • @mrlagoonslawyer
      @mrlagoonslawyer 9 місяців тому +1

      Agreed 100%. Like latter seasons may be objectively bad but they still entertain me (aside from egregious s8 moments). Djawadi is my absolute favourite film/tv composer and would be for Light of the Seven alone. I love that shit so much i learnt the entire thing on piano and broke my brain as well and the stretch of my fingers in the process. Heartrate automatically set at 150 bpm as soon as the music starts

    • @xdlmao42
      @xdlmao42 8 місяців тому +1

      The queens justice might be the best song in the whole show that shit gives me chills

  • @Enncee93
    @Enncee93 3 роки тому +882

    I'd prob do:
    1. Red wedding
    2. Watchers on the wall
    3. Blackwater
    Red wedding changed the TV game. It defined a generation of TV watchers, launched the "I react to xxx" genre into popularity. Ned's death was the first massive shock to TV, but the Red wedding destroyed it.
    No longer a sweet summer child

  • @fyr3098
    @fyr3098 3 роки тому +581

    Only 6 more to go before this video will have come back more times than Beric : )

  • @MiraArrr
    @MiraArrr Рік тому +13

    12:53 Gligar, I’ve listened to your feature film at least 3 times over the last year, and this is the first time I’ve caught that “nice.”
    Nice.

  • @John-xr9ry
    @John-xr9ry 2 роки тому +271

    I don’t want to imagine what D&D would have done to Tywin if he didn’t die in S4.

    • @Licoryce14
      @Licoryce14 2 роки тому +66

      Yea Charles Dance is probably thrilled that he left the show when it was at its peak.

    • @bjrnbrynemo9059
      @bjrnbrynemo9059 2 роки тому +2

      @@Licoryce14 Perfect timing.

    • @RielMyricyne
      @RielMyricyne Рік тому +61

      "to be honest, i never cared much about the Lannister legacy, victorious or otherwise"

    • @herbertschulz4313
      @herbertschulz4313 Рік тому +22

      Tywin is like, yes tyrion is my favourite son, now let me apologize for the Red wedding and Submit to the one true King Jon Snow, whom i will serve faithfully as hand

    • @raskolnikov7049
      @raskolnikov7049 Рік тому +24

      "I've always loved you, Tyrion" and then they kiss

  • @LostCosmonauts
    @LostCosmonauts 3 роки тому +621

    See? Glidus could do an edit of HIS video to cut out the bits someone didn't like. Ball's in your court, D&D.

    • @MrAskmannen
      @MrAskmannen 3 роки тому +6

      I miss your vids Erick.

    • @Palmen1990
      @Palmen1990 3 роки тому +3

      holy shit, its eazy e

    • @jamesbell1206
      @jamesbell1206 3 роки тому +16

      Yeah but if D&D took out the bits people didn't like then season 7 and 8 would be, like, 10 minutes long. Brienne gets knighted and then six times watching S8's new animated intro.

    • @tidepride86
      @tidepride86 3 роки тому +2

      @@jamesbell1206 *roll end credits
      Excellent work D&D!

    • @johnnyskinwalker4095
      @johnnyskinwalker4095 3 роки тому

      It should be edited but not by these two

  • @joce_bable
    @joce_bable 2 роки тому +50

    12:30 "Fever dreaam of a scene"
    Exactly. When I first saw the episode, the death of Raegal felt so free, out of nowhere, easily avoidable and weirdly presented that I thought Dany was having a nightmare about losing her dragons until it was made clear it actually happened.

  • @no1wasgeorgiebest
    @no1wasgeorgiebest 3 роки тому +423

    Karl Tanner needs more love. He was a fucking legend in Gin Alley.

    • @alyssafoster4765
      @alyssafoster4765 3 роки тому +34

      I love when I see the actor pop up in random British shows that I watch

    • @Magicalnora
      @Magicalnora 3 роки тому +63

      You misspelt Karl Fookin Tanner

    • @Eurydium
      @Eurydium 3 роки тому +3

      @@Magicalnora do you remember which minute he mentions karl tanner? i can't seem to find it.

    • @Magicalnora
      @Magicalnora 3 роки тому +3

      @@Eurydium oh no I got it from other videos where he mentions him

    • @Eurydium
      @Eurydium 3 роки тому +1

      @@Magicalnora ah okay. that clip is gold and i'm trying to find it. 😂

  • @emmac.5939
    @emmac.5939 2 роки тому +221

    I realized this on my most recent watch through.. Miranda’s father is the kennel keeper. So that means if Ramsay is feeding her good meat to the hounds… her dad is going to have to butcher his own daughter and watch her be consumed.
    He’s even more of a monster than we realized!

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Рік тому +14

      Bold of you to assume the hounds aren't just fed bodies whole.

    • @AJ0223
      @AJ0223 Рік тому +1

      Bold to assume a man wouldn't die before doing that lol

    • @adipsous
      @adipsous Рік тому +2

      What a nasty insight. Though, maybe, someone else butchers her and the kennel master never knows what happened to his daughter as he's feeding this good meat to the hounds.
      I can see some potential scenarios, however. Like as he's feeding this good meat that's been delivered to him to the doggos - maybe as he's been sampling some of this really fresh, juicy flesh himself - he notices a familiar birthmark . . .

  • @cmd31220
    @cmd31220 Рік тому +33

    You left out the best part of Blackwater. "Any man dies with a ckean sword, I'll rape their corpse!" is the absolute PERFECT line for the Hound leading his men into battle.

    • @jacklu1611
      @jacklu1611 8 місяців тому +2

      Fuck water, bring me wine.

  • @suffermatthew392
    @suffermatthew392 3 роки тому +280

    Glidus is releasing alternative editions of his work now. Mad lad

  • @hulk7861
    @hulk7861 3 роки тому +144

    You have my like just for putting in all these Chapters in the video

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  3 роки тому +60

      thank you it took... time.

    • @hulk7861
      @hulk7861 3 роки тому +21

      @@Glidus oh my God, you replied.
      Ok literally listened to this entire video while working out. In fact i think I'm on a 'pisstake' binge at the moment, love your work

  • @JohnAndJohner
    @JohnAndJohner 2 роки тому +77

    The Watchers on the Wall was always my favourite battle episode, even though I could never truly explain why. The best I can do is that the mix of epic and emotional is perfectly stirred. Grenn Giantslayer, you're a real one.

    • @carmina-solis
      @carmina-solis 10 місяців тому +1

      agreed, it’s my favorite battle in the show by far. it’s at night but you can see! jon holds ygritte while the battle rages on! grenn and pyp die but it feels like genuine consequence of a good plan!

  • @FidgetTheMidget8P
    @FidgetTheMidget8P 2 роки тому +440

    I got very upset around Battle of the Bastards about people saying Rickon should have zig-zagged. Like YEAH that's one of the more minor things to complain about but also it actually makes sense that in that bullshit scenario, a small child would run in a straight line to his brother.

    • @redace4821
      @redace4821 2 роки тому +32

      And even running zig zag, Ramsey know where he will ultimately end up. Either he'll hit Rickon and predicting where he will be in a few seconds or he'll hit Jon and won the battle, though Knight of the Vale will still arrive but Jon will be dead.
      Or somehow an arrow not only penetrate Jon plate armor but hit him in the chest wouldn't kill him anyway.

    • @fobiibakha
      @fobiibakha Рік тому +21

      I always thought that running zigzag in such cases is obvious only for us, modern people who know what to do from TV shows or books, but not for a little boy who never faced these situations before. And moreover he was afraid of Ramsay and extremely nervous, all of us would be, and it's predictable he couldn't think logically

    • @valkyriesardo278
      @valkyriesardo278 Рік тому +8

      Straight line was the boy's only chance to get out of range of the arrows. Zig zag would take longer and either way, humans are too slow on foot not to be an easy target.

    • @Zakatkpro
      @Zakatkpro Рік тому +3

      Battle of the Bastards is my favorite episode of television ever, right up there with ozymandius

    • @shannonceleste5557
      @shannonceleste5557 11 місяців тому

      @zachattackpro4586 may I ask why?

  • @Haedox
    @Haedox 3 роки тому +718

    You wanted to make money off of hours and hours of work? And you said two bad words worth a second? Yah sorry bud!

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  3 роки тому +289

      wee woo wee woo the youtube police are here to confiscate your regular swear words wee woo

    • @nicodemusedwards6931
      @nicodemusedwards6931 3 роки тому +92

      It’s fine to have ads for big tiddy scantily clad anime girls mobile games or games that are copyright infringement in kids videoed. But two no no words in a video aimed at adults? Sorry, that’s not ok. Your money is our money until we feel we can make more money off your work.

    • @bloodwynn
      @bloodwynn 3 роки тому +29

      @@nicodemusedwards6931 In general, yes. UA-cam has no problem to massively advertise casino for kids (many mobile games), but swearing is a big NO NO. :D

    • @stupidhandles
      @stupidhandles 3 роки тому +9

      @@Glidus so so good at swearing too

    • @MollyFC
      @MollyFC 3 роки тому +8

      It's okay to have dangerous videos that encourage kids to do certain cooking hacks (burning yourself with caramel anyone?) But swears? That's a paddling

  • @dave3256
    @dave3256 2 роки тому +32

    I think this is the best youtube video I have ever watched. It was funny, relatable, well constructed and overall of such a high quality. What an amazing video, i enjoyed every second of it.

  • @ignoreme1226
    @ignoreme1226 3 роки тому +392

    Why is this guy so underrated

    • @rickrhymes1
      @rickrhymes1 3 роки тому +24

      The dude who loves little finger made me realise how underrated and bareable Glidus is. Some people have the voice, some don't.

    • @jrbowler84
      @jrbowler84 3 роки тому +72

      He’s literally my favorite youtuber, but I think the answer to your question is that his name sounds like an off brand water-soluble personal lubricant

    • @mzmendy
      @mzmendy 3 роки тому +4

      @@jrbowler84 close enough to my first thought that I'll let your superior verbiage stand and just leave this here in solidarity.

    • @Tenjeen
      @Tenjeen 3 роки тому +3

      @@jrbowler84 That gave me a very much needed laugh, thank you

    • @skotmatthews8940
      @skotmatthews8940 3 роки тому +7

      I never formed and infact mocked parasocial relationships until gildus. I've also rarely- if ever, been a fan of a yter before they blew up and since no one deserves it more than gildy here I'm just patiently waiting for the inevitable to happen with my digital 🍿

  • @dianabandicoot
    @dianabandicoot 3 роки тому +86

    GENDRY GETS DRAGGED KICKING AND SCREAMING BACK INTO THE PLOT 😂😂😂😂

    • @Rabbit-uc5kg
      @Rabbit-uc5kg 3 роки тому

      I like your hair, beautiful colors.

  • @evocativepizza2752
    @evocativepizza2752 5 місяців тому +6

    This is one of my favorite videos on UA-cam. Good job on it Glidus. Can’t imagine the amount of work it took to pull it together.

  • @dst9997
    @dst9997 2 роки тому +103

    Watching this has made me realise that you could put on pretty much any episode from those first 4 seasons and you’re having a seriously great hour of entertainment, with or without context.

  • @clibfilm
    @clibfilm 2 роки тому +145

    it is fascinating to see how vastly different the show became in the later seasons, its like seeing 2 100% different series

  • @Boobalopbop
    @Boobalopbop 2 роки тому +53

    Oh come on. Bronn’s reaction to hearing the name Dickon was one do the best moments of that season.

    • @matt_9112
      @matt_9112 Рік тому +15

      Always laugh along with him, not for the "joke" or anything related to the episode but that laugh is jist contagious to me.

    • @Boobalopbop
      @Boobalopbop Рік тому +6

      @@matt_9112 For me, I think it’s because I would react the same way. Like if you met someone and they said their name was Dickon, you’d think they were joking 🤣

    • @scottwallace5239
      @scottwallace5239 10 місяців тому

      I mean, it might be if you were say 12 years old and still found dick jokes the height of comedy

  • @toelielariouspinda355
    @toelielariouspinda355 3 роки тому +77

    I feel so bad for all the ppl who worked zo hard on the show; actors, costume creator, decor creators, special effects ppl and probably more. They where screwed over even more then us.

    • @brettstalling2269
      @brettstalling2269 3 роки тому +1

      Actually a lot of actors defended the show when people were hating on it.

    • @toelielariouspinda355
      @toelielariouspinda355 3 роки тому +31

      @@brettstalling2269 yes for the sake of their own carreer. Talking trash about something you worked on is not without risking not getting cast again

  • @sagecolvard9644
    @sagecolvard9644 3 роки тому +69

    Great, now I have to type my comment on the other video again:
    "Watchers on the Wall is just Blackwater but better" is a hotter take than I was prepared for, but I cannot dispute it.

    • @sirocco2810
      @sirocco2810 3 роки тому +8

      Undisputable and incompressible truth can't be called a hot take.

  • @skilledwarman
    @skilledwarman Рік тому +20

    "I'll cover it in the piss take before too long"
    Glingo lied as easily as he breathed

    • @skilledwarman
      @skilledwarman Рік тому +4

      Also in the event Glisscor actually sees that read it as a joke and not a really critique. Clearly being positive with HotD videos is more motivating and seemingly far more fulfilling for you so go off king

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  Рік тому +17

      some people simply have a different perception about how long "too long" is

    • @maggiecramer8154
      @maggiecramer8154 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@Glidus I'll start to worry around when winds comes out

  • @Fairly-odd-kel
    @Fairly-odd-kel 3 роки тому +325

    I'm still obsessed with the early seasons of GoT tbh 🤣

    • @ClaireYunFarronXIII
      @ClaireYunFarronXIII 3 роки тому +24

      Same. 🙂💖 I have been watching those seasons again. Wow. I am reminded how much I use to love and be inspired by this show so much back in the day. 😢

    • @Fairly-odd-kel
      @Fairly-odd-kel 3 роки тому +21

      @@ClaireYunFarronXIII When it was good it was fantastic! It followed the books so well.

    • @maniacmasturbator2411
      @maniacmasturbator2411 3 роки тому +51

      The first 4 seasons are amazing. A lot of people won’t rewatch the show because of how shitty it got, but I still love rewatching the first 4.

    • @Fairly-odd-kel
      @Fairly-odd-kel 3 роки тому +12

      @@maniacmasturbator2411 Yeah in my opinion there's no reason not to rewatch the first four

    • @nunouno001
      @nunouno001 3 роки тому +35

      As far as I care seasons 5-8 is a delusion brought upon by a horrible case of sea sickness Tyrion is experiencing on the way to Essos.

  • @kingemilia_
    @kingemilia_ 3 роки тому +129

    susan doesn’t deserve your banger content king 😔👑

    • @erichtomanek4739
      @erichtomanek4739 3 роки тому

      ZooZan doesn't deserve:
      her, she, he, him, zer, zee, it.........

  • @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind
    @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind 2 роки тому +23

    I remember one of my favourite moments in the show was when Sam gave the eulogy. The moment he said Targaryen I remembered the dialogue between Jon and Aemond how his vows were tested.. when he heard about the children.. and the. Again when he said „A Targaryen alone in the world…“ an Jon Snow shows up in the same camera angle just being focused. I realized for the first time in that what he has done for Jon he did help his family and no matter how it truly end at least in the show he truly kept the legacy of his family and name alive by helping Jon Targaryen… it was a really sweet moment to just realise all that.. it was around the same time I started reading the books when that episode came up and I already had confirmed in my headcanon who Jon truly was.. from story.. it’s my favourite moment of the whole show/story. And in HotD there is already a similar moment. At a dinner, Viserys looking at his family.. being able to die in Bliss…

  • @markiboii
    @markiboii 2 роки тому +176

    Brianne closing the kingsguard book before the ink gets to dry is the best analogy i have for season 8( i didn't come up with this analogy. I saw someone else use it but i don't rember their name)

    • @roronoalaw7772
      @roronoalaw7772 2 роки тому +4

      You mean best analogy somebody else has.

    • @markiboii
      @markiboii 2 роки тому +4

      @@roronoalaw7772 yes i saw someone else use this analogy but i don't remember their name😅

  • @maxmalten7749
    @maxmalten7749 3 роки тому +71

    Some comment I read on another video said, that the long night episode was the equivalent of Hermione killing Voldemort in the sixth book and the seventh book is all about Harry trying to win the quidditch world cup against Slytherin. xfuckingd

    • @jonahcetin3768
      @jonahcetin3768 3 роки тому +4

      As an absolute GOT Fan and Potterhead I think this is absolutely accurate😂

    • @caniborrowapencil5160
      @caniborrowapencil5160 2 роки тому +5

      Your giving them too much credit. I think it’s more accurate if Luna Lovegood killed Voldemort in the fifth book and the prophecy was actually about Harry beating Malfoy in a final quidditch showdown. Shocking plot twist.

  • @shapesnatch1341
    @shapesnatch1341 5 місяців тому +8

    Finally, a list that actually makes sence. So many lists will put random episodes from seasons 1-3 (usually) near the bottom of the list, simply because "Nothing happens". Which is not only just incorrect, they'll put episodes like Bastardbowl and Spoilers of War in the top 10 because "Cool Battle".
    Also, whoever came up with the title "The Battle of the Bastards" was so fucking proud of that name and I swear they built all of seasons 5 and 6 just around being able to call the battle that

    • @vinogr00nko93
      @vinogr00nko93 5 місяців тому +4

      "someone was so proud of the name Battle of the Bastards" is so real, they even named it that IN UNIVERSE my god

    • @shapesnatch1341
      @shapesnatch1341 5 місяців тому +5

      @@vinogr00nko93 The more I think about it, the more I'm absolutely sure that that was the case

  • @Chan-zv5kb
    @Chan-zv5kb 3 роки тому +342

    who else is feeling hype for pisstake season 6?!

    • @pavelborisov515
      @pavelborisov515 3 роки тому +30

      And season 5

    • @riftvallance2087
      @riftvallance2087 3 роки тому +23

      As long as the pissing continues I really don't care to what its being applied to.

    • @sihollett
      @sihollett 3 роки тому +30

      As Bobby B might say: "Take the piss before I piss myself!"

    • @stupidhandles
      @stupidhandles 3 роки тому +6

      Hyped, but patient

    • @davidipman941
      @davidipman941 3 роки тому +4

      I look forward to:
      [screaming] HAVE YOU SEEN Bran?!
      [calmly] no, not since S4

  • @rileymoore2967
    @rileymoore2967 2 роки тому +82

    Every time I watch this video (it's been about 5 times now), I'm in awe of how good glidus' smooth introduction and wrapping-up of each episode are. As someone who likes writing reviews, I am certainly taking notes!

    • @ConquestadorExplore
      @ConquestadorExplore Рік тому +1

      10 hours for one video dude i am addicted to dumb stuff aswell but cmon get a life

    • @gaming-every-day19
      @gaming-every-day19 Рік тому

      Jesus man find better ways to spend your precious time on Earth please

  • @TheHonoredMadman
    @TheHonoredMadman 2 роки тому +25

    Yeah yoren is my favorite character. Perfect casting and perfect portrayal and they even gave him a backstory in the show that was never explained in the books. It's one of those times the show enriched the story from the books. Very rare

    • @ameliabrittain3689
      @ameliabrittain3689 5 місяців тому +3

      That scene with Robert and Cersei talking about their marriage is another incredible show-only scene. They did plenty of great stuff with the material they had early on. I really don’t know how it went so wrong.

  • @None-lx8kj
    @None-lx8kj 2 роки тому +48

    I never realized how good an episode The Night Lands is before this detailed breakdown. Excellent work!

    • @SamanthaBoooooooo
      @SamanthaBoooooooo 2 роки тому +6

      Is there a reason he skipped it? Just because it's middle or what?

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Рік тому +8

      @@SamanthaBoooooooo That episode has a reputation for triggering UA-cam's automatic copyright system more than any other episode, for unknown reasons, so having as little footage from it as possible is good for the algorithm.

  • @Ericonamor
    @Ericonamor 3 роки тому +48

    Finally, I always wait for UA-cam to force my favourite creators to re-upload their videos, so I don't have to suffer hearing any naughty, INTENSELY vulgar c-words.
    Thanks team, keep up the good work :)
    Oh hey, this video is pretty good, it was worth the wait :)

  • @GigaDuck241
    @GigaDuck241 2 роки тому +9

    I don't care how many times I've watched this, I need it more. The pure Glidus Comedy

  • @frazzyblue1384
    @frazzyblue1384 2 роки тому +46

    I’m so glad u said Jaime’s bath scene was the best scene, completely agree, Nikolaj crushed it

    • @Dr_sharko
      @Dr_sharko Рік тому +4

      And then they ruin it with one stupid line in season 8. There is the death of my favorite character

  • @kneptune1234
    @kneptune1234 3 роки тому +38

    Well, here’s my excuse to watch this masterpiece of a video again

  • @Abraxun
    @Abraxun 4 місяці тому +2

    Love coming back to watch this every now and then. Keep doing what you’re doing *froths at the mouth for dragon time episode 8*

    • @gracepepper2
      @gracepepper2 4 місяці тому +1

      Literally why I’m here rn

  • @megpaul8076
    @megpaul8076 3 роки тому +143

    "...antithetical to GRRM's" style of storytelling (or whatever he said, I don't remember verbatim) - you could not be more correct. We have heard _countless_ times that GRRM had abandoned planned narrative because of the organic growth of his characters and their respective journeys, as he sees them developing. Such an underrated point that really fucked this show up.

  • @LividCreature
    @LividCreature 3 роки тому +172

    Personally s04e10 “The Children” had more of an impact on me emotionally than any of the other episodes. Peter’s performance is at his peak just slightly above e09. That would be the only one I would have done higher on the list. Everything else is spot on.

    • @pg9551
      @pg9551 3 роки тому +15

      Yeah the end of s4 with watchers and the children is the peak of got imo everything else in this video is alright tho

    • @LividCreature
      @LividCreature 3 роки тому +24

      @@pg9551 yeah and the reason why there’s differing opinions about this is because the show was just THAT good with characters and writing in those earlier seasons so there was something there for everyone and it hit different for different people. They completely lost that past season 5 1/2.

    • @pg9551
      @pg9551 3 роки тому +6

      @@LividCreature yeah the first 4seasons are so tight

    • @Luke-nn4pm
      @Luke-nn4pm 3 роки тому +3

      IMO that episode is super overrated...but I probably wouldn't think that if I hadn't read the books to be fair

    • @LividCreature
      @LividCreature 3 роки тому +1

      @@Luke-nn4pm fair enough. I never read them so I’m coming from only the shows’ perspective

  • @alialuvsmangos
    @alialuvsmangos 2 роки тому +9

    i literally cannot express how just amazing the watchers of the wall is. it makes me so happy you put it as your number one it is such an under appreciated episode that really made me see game of thrones for the masterpiece it is. i love it so much

    • @Dystopie173
      @Dystopie173 6 місяців тому

      No it stinks.
      Theatrical hugging dying Ygritte in the middle of the battlefield atleast made me laugh out in disgsust while getting bored to death by the battle

  • @rickrhymes1
    @rickrhymes1 3 роки тому +118

    One thing I noticed during this video: In the episodes that GRRM writes, Jon seems more like book Jon.
    I hate David Benioff and D.B Weiss

    • @BattyButtercup
      @BattyButtercup 3 роки тому +47

      There's an uncomfortable trend, as the series goes on, where it becomes clear that D&D were conflating actors with the characters they play (DVD commentary makes this egregiously obvious by D&D REPEATEDLY. CALLING. CHARACTERS! BY! THEIR! ACTORS'? NAMES?!?). The youtube channel "The Dragon Demands" has some Sauce for this and other production fails, though casual viewers no doubt noticed the odd switching of "Designated Protagonist Of Ensemble Cast" from Jon Snow, prophecy baby what done fighting that Zombie Apocalypse from get-go, to... Arya Stark. I'd guess it was favouritism from their watching Maisie Williams grow up on the set... but they told Sophie Turner, who they ALSO knew from her childhood, that she was "getting a love interest next season". She assumed Harry The Heir, as in the books. She got Jeyne Poole's storyline instead.
      One of the characters to most obviously suffer for Benioff & White's opinions on the actors portraying them is Jon Snow. The number of shots where Kit Harrington's height difference with Sophie Turner is DELIBERATELY exaggerated are... many. There are also A LOT of short jokes, height and otherwise, at HARRINGTON'S expense but addressed to Jon. Idk what gossip or scandals were concurrent to filming/writing/airing but even I know that that GIF of Kit Harrington finding out, at a TABLE READING, that his character's archnemesis was going to be defeated by ARYA STARK, after years of buildup and foreshadowing? That HURTS.
      I'm not going to even TRY to understand the thinking behind Benny-O & Wight's writing the Dany/Jon with THAT IRL context of on-set harassment.

    • @scarletamazon3455
      @scarletamazon3455 3 роки тому +11

      @@BattyButtercup "I'm not going to even TRY to understand the thinking behind Benny-O & Wight's writing the Dany/Jon with THAT IRL context of on-set harassment." - Hey, I hadn't heard about this, would you mind elaborating please? Or let me know what to google, who was harassed on set?

    • @oussamat612
      @oussamat612 3 роки тому +14

      @@BattyButtercup I read a while ago that one of d&d wives liked jon snow so much that one of the idiots got jealous and they started with the height jokes
      also what harrasment

    • @BattyButtercup
      @BattyButtercup 3 роки тому +6

      @@oussamat612 A commenter above provided specific examples, for which I am grateful because I'm better at recalling fictional and historical scandal than anything modern.
      The harassment of actors on-set is difficult to "prove" because of the nature of their work - they are ACTORS. They are contractually obligated to promote their work, prevented/"discouraged" from disclosing specific information, and privacy is a right to be respected especially when the public is hungry for details of "scandal".
      Thusly we have no "proof" that Actual Teenage Actors were emotionally devastated by learning a romantic subplot they had long anticipated in ASOIAF was very much NOT happening, and that the directing/writing team you have grown up working with took their first opportunity upon your reaching "legal" age to put you in non-canonical scenes of violation and violence. The audience CAN, however, string together timelines that actors were working with, what difficulties people of specific ages &/or work experience would find with script decisions ("the script doesn't have any dialogue for my character-?" "oh, just make something up in Valyrian"/"you're dead by then"/"you don't need WORDS your FACE says everything!"/etc).
      There is subtle harassment (costuming decisions that go against character &/or an actor's protest) and there is implied harassment (barely legal actors performing nude on-camera when their co-workers have known them as CHILDREN - no one in such an environment would be comfortable, the adults would DEFINITELY know that the scenes were wholly unnecessary but written in for Shock Value) and there is "everyone is so used to this that we've forgotten it's personally upsetting" harassment. That last form is mostly stuff that, on-screen, is forgettable but is nevertheless upsetting to recontextualize within "that was acted by people, as ordered by other people, within a room of onlooking people, and repeated multiple times from multiple angles until Specific People - D&D, that episode's director - were satisfied" frame of mind. Sex scenes, death scenes - artistic license only works when art is Actually Happening in more than the minds of two white dude showrunners who never sought to educate themselves on how, exactly, "screenwriting" is supposed to work.

  • @ven6100
    @ven6100 3 роки тому +17

    Jesus this video is fucking brilliant. You wonderful madman. Legitimately one of my favorite videos on this site.

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  3 роки тому +6

      thanku :]

  • @MsJackieJack
    @MsJackieJack 5 місяців тому +2

    3:31 “Now I, know it’s cliché to hate ‘The Bells,’ but consider that it’s also cliché to hate the taste of dog shit.” - Glidus, 2021
    The way this line made me holler 😂😂😂 I think I scared the neighbors.

  • @joebrazier4293
    @joebrazier4293 2 роки тому +24

    That was a pleasure to watch, thank you. The intricacy of your analysis combined with your excellent humour-infused delivery made for an immensely satisfying and rewarding watch from start to finish.

    • @laurellane1721
      @laurellane1721 2 роки тому

      It is very amusing but I really could have done without all the profanity. Talk about words being overused...

  • @johnnyskinwalker4095
    @johnnyskinwalker4095 3 роки тому +93

    Even without thinking about D & D, just as a cold observation, The Long Night really felt like a bunch of people not associated with the show had come in and got paid to quickly resolve a bunch of stuff, finish a bunch of storylines in one place. Without having watched the show or having any emotional connection with it. It was a supreme hack job.

    • @elibnem4126
      @elibnem4126 3 роки тому +7

      Same goes for pretty much the entirety of season 8 honestly

    • @johnnyskinwalker4095
      @johnnyskinwalker4095 3 роки тому +1

      @Kahley Gulledge I can't count all the times scenes contradicted things what had happened before hand like those making the show had not watched it. You would think they would hire people just for that, that knows everything that happened before who understood the psychology of the characters. You had Jaime saying to Brienne: "I strangled my cousin" even though everyone knew it was the Karstark guy that he strangled. So many continuity errors. By Season 8, I mean from scene to scene, dialogue to dialogue, phrase to phrase they would contradict themselves. I remember in the dialogue between Tyrion and Jon, Jon was like "I can't justify what she has done" then went on not even 5 seconds later trying to justify it. I think by that point it seemed like they didn't care.

    • @section7764
      @section7764 3 роки тому

      @@johnnyskinwalker4095 Tyrion defending Danni like that is diplomacy, not a continuity error.

  • @paulalowery7411
    @paulalowery7411 10 місяців тому +4

    I love Harry Lloyd! (Viserys) Every thing that he says and does is epic! He's most definitely one of the more polished and seasoned actors in the series. Right up there with Sean Bean and Charles Dance.

  • @glorygloryholeallelujah
    @glorygloryholeallelujah 3 роки тому +61

    *BEYOND THE WALL:*
    I seriously would’ve facepalmed less, if they went on a “fishing trip” -by having Dany fly them over a group of “walkers”, tie Tormund/the Hound/Gendry/etc. to the end of a rope and lower them down to nab a juicy “walker fish” and fly away.🤣

  • @hannahw6063
    @hannahw6063 3 роки тому +41

    You're the only person I know who actually calls Littlefinger Petyr and I don't hate it

  • @Thummpur26
    @Thummpur26 Рік тому +16

    I absolutely LOVED Jaime’s side of the story in the book, and I loved that the show did it some relatively good Justice. Jaime is such a good character that I hope the books (or at least the winds, hoping we get it) don’t squander like the show did. Not trying to bash season 8 more than it already has been. But as Jaime is one of my favorite characters, I am glad to see that scene get the love it deserves.

  • @Troopertroll
    @Troopertroll 3 роки тому +44

    1:45:52
    That ending is what finally hooked me to the show. Like there was finally some self-awareness to the non-stop dark, grave seriousness and tragedy. I laughed hysterically at the smash cut into that song with the credits.
    Also, it was the perfect length to play for the *Bear and the Lady Fair* Brawler's Guild fight in WoW if you wanted to beat the enrage timer :D

  • @emilia4355
    @emilia4355 2 роки тому +19

    Throughout me watching this video I was thinking about which episode was my favorite, and Watchers on the wall really stood out to me. I'm not engaged in any GOT community so I had no idea that other people liked that one specifically. I obviously knew people love the red wedding etc, but Watchers on the wall was not what I expected. I was scared that yoh weren't gonna put it high up on the rankings, and when you reached the top 3 I surely thought you hadn't included it. (As in you didn't mention anything special about it so I missed it earlier) I am so happy to see you out it as your nr 1. I obviously agree, and I also feel validated hahah

  • @Rubbly
    @Rubbly 5 місяців тому +2

    Great work on this video! Decided to watch after hearing you on The Fridge podcast with Jimothy! Good stuff!

    • @Glidus
      @Glidus  5 місяців тому +3

      this is huge folks

  • @DarkKnightofThrones
    @DarkKnightofThrones 2 роки тому +25

    I've officially re-watched this list more than I've re-watched GOT since the ending.

  • @fireheart9715
    @fireheart9715 3 роки тому +12

    I have now watched the Glidus movie a total of 5 times, and man I must say you did an amazing job with this rankin, every single spoken line is quotable!

  • @chippin_in5015
    @chippin_in5015 5 місяців тому +23

    Immediately came here after hearing Susan died

  • @ralcogaming7674
    @ralcogaming7674 3 роки тому +32

    When tyrion says the line about kings dropping like flies you forget that renly had also died. 2 kings dying within a very short time of one another even if we ignore Robert's death in this equation the war of the five kings saw 2 factions lose their leader very quickly.

    • @nickmortmer5
      @nickmortmer5 2 роки тому

      Not really. Roberts death was season 1 midway. Renly died in early season 2 and Rob died late season 3 when Tyrion said that. It was kinda spaced apart.

    • @ralcogaming7674
      @ralcogaming7674 2 роки тому +5

      @@nickmortmer5 yes but still we aren't given much indication of time passing however if I use the books to establish a timeline of events between robbs death and jofferys death less than 9 months have passed, less than 3 ish have passed when Jamie arrives in riverrun.

  • @Black_pearl_adrift
    @Black_pearl_adrift 3 роки тому +36

    The red wedding was what made me want to get into writing. It was so fucking good.

  • @danonck
    @danonck 2 роки тому +6

    What an absolute gem of a video. I enjoyed every second of it. And while I might've placed some of the episodes a little higher (Hardhome or The Winds of Winter) I totally agree with your argumentation and I'm all for it.
    And if I were to choose I'd pick The Watchers on the Wall as the best episode too!

  • @frankie9772
    @frankie9772 3 роки тому +97

    Gods I love this fandom . For good or bad , this show really changed our lives. There was hype, hornyness and heartbreak . It was beautiful mostly and ultimately tragic to see its decline. I genuinely got goosebumps towards the end of this video. Thank you.

  • @LazyGardenGamer
    @LazyGardenGamer 3 роки тому +13

    This was the best way to rewatch GoT after they ruined it. Thank you for your hard work

  • @TheKasperHermans
    @TheKasperHermans Рік тому +8

    Nice list, mine is quite similar. Although I'm not gonna rate all 73
    73. The Iron Throne
    72. The Bells
    71. Beyond the Wall
    70. The Dragon and the Wolf
    69. Unbowed, Unbend, Unbroken
    (...)
    5. Blackwater
    4. Fire and Blood
    3. Baelor
    2. Kissed By Fire
    1. The Watchers on the Wall
    But I think The Winds of Winter would be in my top10, top15 at least. I just absolutely adore that sept scene. I think I watched it 10-15 times more than any other scene in the series, probably any series. It's just pure perfection. The lack of consequences for Cersei is not the episodes fault.

  • @truesoprano2152
    @truesoprano2152 2 роки тому +76

    I have a lot of thoughts on this, but I just wanna say how much I love it when other people appreciate Littlefinger for the mastermind he was in the first 4 seasons. He was my favorite character, but he was done SO dirty simply because D&D have no idea how to write characters like him. So many people laugh at me when I say he's my favorite, but they just remember the idiot from Season 7 who only existed to be stupid and be the Stark's punching bag. The man who set in motion basically the entire war of the 5 kings deserves better.

    • @demian9715
      @demian9715 2 роки тому

      Everyone who laughs at you just stupid lol. Littlefinger was such a beautiful mastermind , being behind the murder of Jon Aryn and Joffrey and he even was the one beating Ramsey in 6x09. I never understood how he got tricked by the Starks, it's ridicoulus.

    • @shannonceleste5557
      @shannonceleste5557 11 місяців тому

      It's surprising to hear ppl don't take you a seriously about Littlefinger- in the fandom, he and Varys are widely regarded as two of the the utmost nuanced and clever characters in the realm

    • @truesoprano2152
      @truesoprano2152 11 місяців тому

      @@shannonceleste5557 Among book readers, yes. Sadly a majority of the fandom only knows the show.

    • @carmina-solis
      @carmina-solis 10 місяців тому +1

      as a writer, i will say that writing those kinds of masterminds is hard. but there’s no excuse-these guys had a team working with them, and they could have taken more time to chart out character ambitions and how they would try to achieve those ambitions. it’s a tough ask but like, most people do okay at it.

  • @alecross5255
    @alecross5255 2 роки тому +9

    The way you bring all my favourite GOT theorists together makes my day 💕

  • @jetsfan8437
    @jetsfan8437 6 місяців тому +7

    Lyanna calling Sansa "sandra" at 49:12 is pure comedy

    • @havesomehope6366
      @havesomehope6366 6 місяців тому +1

      I laughed out loud when I realized that’s what she said

  • @amandaherbert4194
    @amandaherbert4194 3 роки тому +13

    Brienne closing the White Book without letting the ink dry is a perfect metaphor for this show’s conclusion - rushed, messy and contemptuous. The only way I could cope with this debacle was to wipe it from my memory. My head canon discounts the existence of the last 4 seasons of the show and Jon is still dead (or RattleShirt but that’s another can of worms). Thanks for some top quality content during this Long Night. I always come back to this video when I get a ASOIF itch since I can’t rewatch the show without my brain dissolving.