Marjorie Taylor Greene's Apology, Melania Skips Trump’s Birthday & People Lie About The Olympics

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  • Опубліковано 16 чер 2024
  • California is open for business, the Dodgers hosted their first full capacity game and fans at Wrigley Field are back to creating “beer snakes,” Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene did something unusual and apologized for her Holocaust comments after a visit to the museum in Washington D.C., Melania was absent from Donald’s 75th birthday, Batman was trending after reports that a sex scene got axed from an upcoming season of “Harley Quinn,” and in honor of the upcoming Olympics in Tokyo we took to the street and asked people to give their thoughts on something that hasn’t even happened yet in a new “Lie Witness News.”
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  • @melissaweyrick5311
    @melissaweyrick5311 3 роки тому +144

    Oh pleeze.... MTG was told to "Apologize", it is out of Character for her seek knowledge or anything regarding truth.

    • @jasonarthurs3885
      @jasonarthurs3885 3 роки тому +7

      Actually, she hasn't apologized yet.

    • @mikemann1960
      @mikemann1960 3 роки тому +8

      Follow the money! They have been threatened that the money to thier campaigns would be taken away.

    • @gaileastwood6540
      @gaileastwood6540 3 роки тому +5

      I loved when she said said she’s just a normal person........NOT!

    • @RobThompson-de2db
      @RobThompson-de2db 18 днів тому

      What? MTG= stupid meter…

  • @cartomancymesquite
    @cartomancymesquite 3 роки тому +85

    That didn't even approach an apology!

    • @artbargra
      @artbargra 3 роки тому +1

      Republicans don't even know what "apology" means. They just deflect stuff. Notice how she quickly rushes to the "some people don't believe it happened" part, just to draw attention away from her.

  • @ooosooose1568
    @ooosooose1568 3 роки тому +31

    When you lose your job but wont leave the building, you have mrs. green. Random silly announcements and museum trips, . You can’t put the things she said back in the bag. 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @danyf3116
    @danyf3116 3 роки тому +44

    5:43 They sound as happy as a bunch of mourners in a funeral home. If my friends sang like that to me, I'd get a hint they don't want to be there either.

    • @juliancrooks3811
      @juliancrooks3811 3 роки тому +13

      They were offered a thousand dollars to sing it but were paid in Confederate dollars

    • @SWHBOYCE
      @SWHBOYCE 2 роки тому +1

      @@juliancrooks3811 Or tickets to a fake maga rally in Tulsa .

  • @ricklepick9148
    @ricklepick9148 3 роки тому +27

    MTG probably stole a pair of shoes from the Holocaust Museum.

  • @marionbach6819
    @marionbach6819 3 роки тому +65

    That had to be the worst rendition of happy birthday I've ever heard.

    • @samanthamariefreeman335
      @samanthamariefreeman335 3 роки тому +10

      Ikr! Not only was it totally out of tune, but the absolute lack of any enthusiasm was appalling. It was as if we were visiting an asylum and the patients were having a little party. That was THE saddest 75th B'day party I have ever seen, and this guy is rich enough to throw a bash, but too cheap??

    • @fistbumpbros
      @fistbumpbros 3 роки тому +10

      @@samanthamariefreeman335 saving all your money for law suits gets you this.

    • @daniellamcgee4251
      @daniellamcgee4251 3 роки тому +2

      @@samanthamariefreeman335 I can assure you that people sing better than that in psych. wards! A lot of the patients are creative, artistic and musical people.

    • @gogrannygo4431
      @gogrannygo4431 3 роки тому +2

      @JACOB H I agree that he's not the devil. He's the devil's spawn though.

  • @whiteshadow8520
    @whiteshadow8520 3 роки тому +18

    That was the most enthusiastic Happy Birthday since Office Space

    • @GodWeenSatan
      @GodWeenSatan 3 роки тому +1

      Paid the people and still not excited

    • @ferretfriend5458
      @ferretfriend5458 3 роки тому +1

      Was embarrassing very very embarrassing

  • @jack66648
    @jack66648 3 роки тому +19

    That part on the Olympics was hilarious 😆 thanks for the laughs, I needed that.

    • @ghill88
      @ghill88 2 роки тому +5

      Especially, the ponies in water polo. 😊

    • @peytonmarceaux8788
      @peytonmarceaux8788 2 роки тому +1

      @@ghill88 vudu

    • @greyeaglem
      @greyeaglem 2 роки тому

      I saw a former co-worker on one of those street interviews on Kimmel. I sent the link to my boss with the message "Remember when I wanted to fire this guy for being stupid and you thought I was exaggerating? Here's my proof I was right."

  • @kittiwhieldon4329
    @kittiwhieldon4329 3 роки тому +365

    “Speaking of human excrement…” Comparing MTG to poop is an insult to poop.

    • @cheesehead4670
      @cheesehead4670 3 роки тому +13

      👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @Mimi-cq4bg
      @Mimi-cq4bg 3 роки тому +23

      My poop is hatred free. ✌💩☮
      More than I can say for MGT

    • @krishnaveganathar
      @krishnaveganathar 3 роки тому +11

      It’s called compost.

    • @angelaaguirre8155
      @angelaaguirre8155 3 роки тому +4

      Trump's is gold plated.

    • @kittiwhieldon4329
      @kittiwhieldon4329 3 роки тому +10

      @@angelaaguirre8155 You can electroplate anything. Even a big Orange turd.

  • @bj1783
    @bj1783 3 роки тому +792

    “Speaking of human excrements, congress woman Marjorie Taylor Green” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hellosoupy
      @hellosoupy 3 роки тому +24

      That segue was an effing masterpiece 😂

    • @ThailandBhoy
      @ThailandBhoy 3 роки тому +10

      She's a Saint compared to Jihadi Jane Ilan Omer.

    • @booqueefious2230
      @booqueefious2230 3 роки тому +1

      @@ThailandBhoy They're both batshit insane, but both are right about certain issues

    • @mariepanimdim4303
      @mariepanimdim4303 3 роки тому +2

      I almost just said the same thing LOL!!!

    • @dhFLOOPY
      @dhFLOOPY 3 роки тому +17

      Marjorie got brain damage from her crab shampoo.

  • @lindalee-brown5539
    @lindalee-brown5539 3 роки тому +12

    What the? Why would people say they watched the olympics when they obviously couldn’t have?

  • @drewlovelyhell4892
    @drewlovelyhell4892 3 роки тому +13

    If this is true, it just demonstrates that interviewing the man on the street is utterly pointless.

  • @julianbussells
    @julianbussells 3 роки тому +38

    That stack of cups was approximately 3 1/2 Scaramuccis

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 3 роки тому +1

      So is a Scaramucci an Italian unit of measure, like a kilo?*

  • @patricksanders858
    @patricksanders858 3 роки тому +750

    She "apologized" because the House is considering Censure and expulsion.

    • @jewsco
      @jewsco 3 роки тому +65

      Exactly and she will take it back in a few days just like last time

    • @markstevens1729
      @markstevens1729 3 роки тому +56

      Also: when you piss on the truth and the Jews in the same moment, a dam suddenly appears upstream of your location on the Contribution River.

    • @bryncarlson2322
      @bryncarlson2322 3 роки тому +52

      That, was an apology ?

    • @Leroy100
      @Leroy100 3 роки тому +6

      How y'all liking that Trump Vaccine? Cool huh!

    • @whyputaname
      @whyputaname 3 роки тому +20

      @@markstevens1729 .. 👍👍 you know that is why she apologized..

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye 3 роки тому +58

    A republican apologizing without her being immediately kicked out of her party? We haven't seen that in years.

    • @chrisivanchev
      @chrisivanchev 3 роки тому +4

      Well since this is the future of GOP, we better get used to it. Even if it means changing the American way of life and Democracy to some sort of a third-world dictatorship. That's what Trump wants and obviously half of the GOP congressmen. (Probably more than half)

    • @spartandodge6034
      @spartandodge6034 2 роки тому

      @@chrisivanchev No one over fifty can run for office.

    • @ChaoticAngelKitten
      @ChaoticAngelKitten 2 роки тому

      @Angry Combat Wombat a lot less then Don supporters who believe in aliens, Covid death squads, invisible planes, the resurrection of JFK, etc.

  • @emartin787
    @emartin787 3 роки тому +30

    Prayers for Nancy Harding to have a speedy recovery from her ACLU injury. LOL!

    • @MaximusX67
      @MaximusX67 2 роки тому

      Yeah .. it's such a shame that her boyfriend, Jeff Buttafuoco, ran in there and slit her kneecaps like that!! That's Hockey Polo though, am I right?! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @fistbumpbros
    @fistbumpbros 3 роки тому +483

    I like how they stumble at 'Mr President', pure hostage situation right there.

    • @howardkerr8174
      @howardkerr8174 3 роки тому +33

      It was like they were going to call him something else, but at the last second thought better of it...they wanted to appear at least a tiny bit respectful.
      (Aside from, supposedly DJTJ holding the " camera ") no blood relative appears anywhere in the video. And I had to wonder: how many " guests " there really were after the Secret Service detail was taken out of the picture.

    • @robkunkel8833
      @robkunkel8833 3 роки тому +26

      Looks like a colorized version of a 1936 Mr. Fuehrer birthday party. Hairdos were more progressive, though. Trendy 50’s retro style.

    • @cynthiasaunders6491
      @cynthiasaunders6491 3 роки тому +9

      🤣🤣😂😂😭 LMAO!! 💯%

    • @henriettaraphael4368
      @henriettaraphael4368 3 роки тому +13

      Lol! Hostage situation indeed

    • @msizzygirl1
      @msizzygirl1 3 роки тому +8

      Thanks! I really wasn’t sure what they were calling him!

  • @danicha1464
    @danicha1464 3 роки тому +43

    Guillermo we miss you! Come back!

  • @willienillie6337
    @willienillie6337 3 роки тому +9

    Looks like some people don’t even want to be there.

  • @DriveI65
    @DriveI65 3 роки тому +15

    That birthday party was sad as hell.

    • @rexroots
      @rexroots 2 роки тому

      I know.....they were mourning drump.....I wish

  • @danforsythe5869
    @danforsythe5869 3 роки тому +78

    The beer cup snake was started in the Canadian Football League. We were doing that at the old Winnipeg Stadium in the 1990's.

    • @rhyssanders9122
      @rhyssanders9122 3 роки тому +6

      Cricket tests in Australia were doing it then, same with the AFL and NRL

    • @richard3921
      @richard3921 3 роки тому +3

      yup, as a Winnipegger, I can confirm.

    • @JerryGarciaPOBox
      @JerryGarciaPOBox 3 роки тому +1

      Must be so proud. Such an amazing contribution to ...uh. stupidity? 😉

    • @alrightyru
      @alrightyru 3 роки тому +2

      @@plainsight1249 Go Elks ! 🙌 ...we'll get used to it

    • @rhyssanders9122
      @rhyssanders9122 3 роки тому

      @@JerryGarciaPOBox Grow tf up son and live for fun when you can have it beyond life responsibilities

  • @mesmartgnome
    @mesmartgnome 3 роки тому +359

    And there’s my congresswoman, not doing her job… again. Can not wait to vote her out.

    • @krishnaveganathar
      @krishnaveganathar 3 роки тому +8

      You should just move.

    • @Person_In_HD
      @Person_In_HD 3 роки тому +29

      Man I genuinely feel sorry for you guys, like imagine someone like that being your representative..

    • @mesmartgnome
      @mesmartgnome 3 роки тому +38

      @@Person_In_HD the entire district is really fed up with her dog and pony show bullshit. She’s done nothing for us, her constituents, other than make us a laughing stock. Personally, I didn’t vote for her but, the people who did, they’re more pissed off than those who didn’t.

    • @mesmartgnome
      @mesmartgnome 3 роки тому +15

      @@Person_In_HD could be much worse though. I really feel the pain of Klan Mom Marjorie’s district.

    • @summertea545
      @summertea545 3 роки тому +26

      Vote her out asap.

  • @rmzidann
    @rmzidann 3 роки тому +9

    “That Russian guy, Harry Runs-a-ton”... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lilianmcleod7099
    @lilianmcleod7099 2 роки тому +11

    Lie witness news is great! 😂😂😂 I remember talking to a random stranger about soccer and he told me that his favorite player right now is Pelé. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Pelé is 80 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @johnscott2849
    @johnscott2849 3 роки тому +77

    Looks like a bunch of people singing to someone hoping to get them to go away.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 3 роки тому +157

    Even in her apology she’s deplorable.

    • @DiaryOfaCell
      @DiaryOfaCell 3 роки тому +1

      You look hideous.

    • @Dan-ud8hz
      @Dan-ud8hz 3 роки тому +22

      @@DiaryOfaCell You're looking at your reflection in your device's screen, incel

    • @Dan-ud8hz
      @Dan-ud8hz 3 роки тому +14

      It's a fake apology

    • @terrygoyan3022
      @terrygoyan3022 3 роки тому +14

      @@DiaryOfaCell That's the best you could do? Haha!

    • @witcher71
      @witcher71 3 роки тому

      Deplorable? Good one Hillary

  • @dorothysfriend
    @dorothysfriend 3 роки тому +16

    Nothing has changed, America is still as smart as it ever was.

    • @alzychoze6591
      @alzychoze6591 3 роки тому

      So really they did cut all the people who did know

    • @johncolen3379
      @johncolen3379 3 роки тому +1

      Yep! and we have late night clowns who think they're political experts but are nothing but boring trash talking bullies with low self esteem knocking everyone. Losers!

    • @ericsneary5430
      @ericsneary5430 3 роки тому +5

      @@johncolen3379 LOl yet here you are, spewing your ignorant BS

    • @robertaclark6079
      @robertaclark6079 3 роки тому +2

      @@johncolen3379 yet, you watched?

    • @Sides3Sides
      @Sides3Sides 3 роки тому +2

      @@johncolen3379 Trolls gonna troll.

  • @rogermoore27
    @rogermoore27 3 роки тому +40

    LIE WINTESS is very important. We need to see how people lie with such ease

    • @tstuff
      @tstuff 2 роки тому +3

      I saw 5 years of the Trump crime family. They have it down to an art and people still believe all their BS.

    • @vaguedreams
      @vaguedreams 2 роки тому

      I just wish they would ask them where they are from before answering. The jenner one just worked a nerve. like WTF... that has to be staged. Jenner's what, like 70 years old. How the flip you going to be so ignorant to think a 70 year old is going to compete against people a quarter of their age...

  • @lealmelisa
    @lealmelisa 3 роки тому +52

    Get better Guillermo! Un abrazo!

    • @bhonest-gb5zg
      @bhonest-gb5zg 3 місяці тому

      Pretty sure even Jimmy knows he ain't sick 😂what an awesome boss

  • @kmk403
    @kmk403 3 роки тому +372

    Melania busts out the "I don't really care..." jacket for trumps birthday 😂

    • @cynthiasaunders6491
      @cynthiasaunders6491 3 роки тому +25

      OHHHH LOL!! 🤣🤣😂😂😭 LORD KNOWS THAT I REALLY NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH!! 😂😂

    • @MargauxStewart
      @MargauxStewart 3 роки тому +20

      K Mk: Your comment is Perfect and TRUE! Thanks I needed that Laugh at Both Malaria and and her orange porker !

    • @mattofbass
      @mattofbass 3 роки тому +24

      My jacket says “ We don’t care if Donnie lost, do you ?

    • @dg.262
      @dg.262 3 роки тому +15

      That jacket...I couldn't believe my lyin' eyes that she did that.
      Heartless.

    • @surenmoodley7744
      @surenmoodley7744 3 роки тому +6

      Brilliant 😹

  • @intercat4907
    @intercat4907 3 роки тому +15

    "Batman has all those gadgets ... Pow. Bam. Splat." Just ...wow.

  • @josephcarroll6356
    @josephcarroll6356 3 роки тому +5

    What's really funny is that it might be a simple mistake between some of the people watching the olympic trials thinking it's the olympics.

  • @jacquelinemcgarvie5908
    @jacquelinemcgarvie5908 3 роки тому +26

    Speaking of human excrement…best lean-in ever! Lmfao 🤣

  • @leafyrox
    @leafyrox 3 роки тому +141

    I love marge's new 'stache but I think it would be more useful a couple inches lower, with lots of adhesive.

    • @kenforu1531
      @kenforu1531 3 роки тому +4

      Superglue!!

    • @kenforu1531
      @kenforu1531 3 роки тому +4

      Superglue!

    • @claudia1423
      @claudia1423 3 роки тому +5

      Seinfeld show. Elaine gets shoe polish on her boss's upper lip. 😂

    • @JerryGarciaPOBox
      @JerryGarciaPOBox 3 роки тому +1

      @@claudia1423 lol. I remember that. Classic

    • @cyrushomes7512
      @cyrushomes7512 3 роки тому +1

      Couple inches? 😊 Really? You are going too far down the barkhole brotha!

  • @meredithgood4203
    @meredithgood4203 3 роки тому +8

    Ohmygoodness I was laughing and crying so loudly …. Looked up and the cat looked about as angry as Aunt Chippy

  • @tenofivelips
    @tenofivelips 3 роки тому

    Glad to hear so few are in the studio. Stay the course, be safe.

  • @mandyinseattle
    @mandyinseattle 3 роки тому +25

    That is the most LACKLUSTER rendition of happy birthday I have ever heard in my entire life and that is many decades

  • @mattr0103
    @mattr0103 3 роки тому +93

    "Did it make you sad when all the ponies drowned?"
    "Mmmm... no"
    Excuse me, what??

    • @MrBsbotto
      @MrBsbotto 3 роки тому +15

      Man, that guy can just crucify people. He's very tricky, he starts leading them further down the worm hole until they're lost. It's so cruel
      I think he's my idol.

    • @garywebb5927
      @garywebb5927 3 роки тому +7

      @@MrBsbotto 😆 Jordan klepper of The Daily Show 😂😅

  • @jimross623
    @jimross623 3 роки тому +77

    The “beer snake” was started by England Cricket fans about 10 years ago.

    • @jasondavis9751
      @jasondavis9751 3 роки тому +5

      It was started in Winnipeg about 12 years ago.

    • @ZZ-qk8ji
      @ZZ-qk8ji 3 роки тому +3

      I think they were stacking tea cups at an English cricket match

    • @Zakalwe76
      @Zakalwe76 3 роки тому +5

      The English were doing mead snakes when the US wasnt a country.

    • @gilgemash
      @gilgemash 3 роки тому +2

      @@Zakalwe76 us was a country. Full of Indeeyaans. Led by Chief BigFoot. But no body outside, knew of it and him.

    • @liupang00
      @liupang00 3 роки тому +2

      @@gilgemash Well the name was definitely not US back then.

  • @TheJohn93226
    @TheJohn93226 Місяць тому +1

    Thank God for Jimmy Kimmel! 💪🌊🔵💙💙💙

  • @maskedmarvyl4774
    @maskedmarvyl4774 3 роки тому +398

    Greene: "I am so, so, so, so, so, so sorry that I'm being forced by the GOP to apologize for something I don't care about saying.

    • @Saintlawrence100
      @Saintlawrence100 3 роки тому +5

      Best comment!💯

    • @dbruh5829
      @dbruh5829 3 роки тому

      @SynthSurfer That's hilarious.....smoke some more...

    • @christinegelabert1651
      @christinegelabert1651 3 роки тому +7

      @SynthSurfer did you watch the whole speech of hers? There's ACTUALLY a part where she reassures people that SHE'S FINE...iM OK .. YUP! AS IF they need to be worried about how SHE is doing. You really need to check that whole thing out. There's a lotta subliminal stuff in there with how she phrases things to the press.

    • @collins48lc
      @collins48lc 3 роки тому +1

      When are going to condemn the anti semitism from the left

    • @ChadwickTheChad
      @ChadwickTheChad 3 роки тому +8

      @@collins48lc you accidentally said from the left.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 роки тому +432

    Who's party did Donnie crash to make it look like it was a party for him?

    • @jcoptimus
      @jcoptimus 3 роки тому +64

      ... happy birthday to youuuuu. Now can we get back to our funeral, sir?

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage 3 роки тому +17

      @@jcoptimus 🤣

    • @arhafrench5319
      @arhafrench5319 3 роки тому +10

      OMG 👍🤣

    • @arhafrench5319
      @arhafrench5319 3 роки тому +11

      @@jcoptimus😐 "Sir, is your name in the back of your suit? So we know who to return you to?" 😂

    • @charlesasmith7836
      @charlesasmith7836 3 роки тому +12

      Lol 😄 and a tiny little party to boot 😄

  • @nickpolizzi5897
    @nickpolizzi5897 3 роки тому +1

    HILARIOUS. So fresh!

  • @cocobloco5056
    @cocobloco5056 3 роки тому +18

    Lie Witness really worries me. People just lie for nothing.....And these are the brainless people who vote too.......

    • @rwusa1117
      @rwusa1117 3 роки тому

      Everybody lies, no exceptions.

    • @cocobloco5056
      @cocobloco5056 3 роки тому

      @@rwusa1117 yeah... but for some "reason"..... ? .....but this is rediculous. Don't you think ?

    • @Cgh432
      @Cgh432 3 роки тому +1

      They also become President .

    • @MuskokaLocal
      @MuskokaLocal 3 роки тому

      Overconfident ignorance. America in a nut shell.

    • @rwusa1117
      @rwusa1117 3 роки тому

      @@cocobloco5056 A lie is always just a lie, no matter the reason.

  • @Jan_YTview
    @Jan_YTview 3 роки тому +90

    Lie Witness News makes me realise how timely the fable of The Emperors New Clothes remains. 🙃 😂😂

  • @thomasabrams2954
    @thomasabrams2954 3 роки тому +340

    Klan Mom is the greatest possible nickname for this woman

    • @ericluchinski
      @ericluchinski 3 роки тому +15

      The most PC anyway. I can think of something better, but it will offend people. Lol

    • @ricmorales3406
      @ricmorales3406 3 роки тому +3

      @@ericluchinski what is it?

    • @markstevens1729
      @markstevens1729 3 роки тому +8

      @@ericluchinski we believe the people who would be offended are worth offending in order to satisfy our curiosity. Do tell…

    • @charlesasmith7836
      @charlesasmith7836 3 роки тому +4

      Agreed 👍

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 3 роки тому +6

      @@markstevens1729 CU next Tuesday...

  • @akoto2136
    @akoto2136 3 роки тому +4

    Marjorie asked,"Give me liberty or give me death". Is there anybody who would like to give her her second choice.

  • @jdr9419
    @jdr9419 3 роки тому +4

    Melanie is as horrible and ruthless as DJT is. He didn’t realize he was with someone who is as selfish as he is.

  • @reggieoverton4437
    @reggieoverton4437 3 роки тому +8

    No one is ever apologetic until faced w/ consequences for their action/s...🤔🤔🤔

  • @litterbox2010
    @litterbox2010 3 роки тому +345

    That's so sad. They called him "President" in his birthday song?
    He's not, though.

    • @mariongittens4676
      @mariongittens4676 3 роки тому +15

      Exactly

    • @witcher71
      @witcher71 3 роки тому +23

      Once a President, Always a President. All of them.

    • @jackrohloff5524
      @jackrohloff5524 3 роки тому +25

      Happy birthday dear "Mrmr Prmsedesnt"

    • @livinginvancouverbc2247
      @livinginvancouverbc2247 3 роки тому +16

      As much as I despise Trump, Americans have a tradition of calling former presidents and governors by their titles. And they did screw up his Birthday song, they didn't all clearly sing "Mister President" as it was supposed to be, in Trump's massively tiny mind.

    • @danwilliams4270
      @danwilliams4270 3 роки тому +9

      you retain the title for life. recreational drugs are not for everyone.

  • @stephen1569
    @stephen1569 3 роки тому +12

    Let’s face it, education and behaviour in the USA are not what they could be.

  • @MelissaCardenas
    @MelissaCardenas 3 роки тому +9

    Well, there I am in the Cubs game shot 😂 We got yelled at a few times by staff for the cups but my thought was that we were making their job easier LOL!

  • @couchpotato6270
    @couchpotato6270 3 роки тому +55

    Melania tRUMP wasn’t at Mar-a-LARDO’s 75th bday.
    Me: I really don’t care. Do you?

  • @MsShellectable
    @MsShellectable 3 роки тому +11

    I love how everybody says they've been watching "a little bit."

  • @brendaleary9281
    @brendaleary9281 3 роки тому

    When I saw that mustache!! I can't see very well, I bust out laughing
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @robinwallace7097
    @robinwallace7097 3 роки тому +13

    Makes you realize that those statistics about plastic circling the earth, or enough to go to the moon and back, are really spot on. Makes me sad ... Stop selling plastic

    • @jeepdan7776
      @jeepdan7776 3 роки тому

      How about you stop buying plastic.

    • @robinwallace7097
      @robinwallace7097 3 роки тому +2

      I don't, as a matter of fact. I must change billions of minds to affect change ... or ... I can get a few to agree that we need to stop selling plastic. Government is proactive, the free market is reactive. The one sees a problem coming down the pike and heads it off at the pass, while the other tries, sometimes in vain, to fix the massive problem it's already created.

    • @WWZenaDo
      @WWZenaDo 3 роки тому

      Replacing plastic as temporary packaging is going to take quite a bit of work. Every time one buys prepared foods, it's packaged in plastic. I wish that at least a person could bring their reusable containers to fast-food restaurants (like Chinese food places) to be used instead of the plastic and styrofoam items that are usually used, but that would require some kind of guarantee that the reusable container has been STERILIZED to prevent possibility of food poisoning from that source.

  • @somethingwolfish1872
    @somethingwolfish1872 3 роки тому +1006

    Ah, nothing says happy birthday like the out of tune, unenthusiastic singing of hostages.

    • @fredherfst8148
      @fredherfst8148 3 роки тому +69

      You're so right..I've attended wakes with way more energy..
      Hostages though? I wonder if there is money involved somehow…hmmm

    • @am2320LG
      @am2320LG 3 роки тому +42

      Hilarious comments here!!😅🤣😂

    • @fredherfst8148
      @fredherfst8148 3 роки тому +14

      @@am2320LG ..and just the odd troll here and there saying transparently troll-like stuff….fun times…

    • @arhafrench5319
      @arhafrench5319 3 роки тому +20

      Love your avatar and name handle! They sounded like there was an investigator off-camera who would audit them if they didn't sing! 💯

    • @charlesasmith7836
      @charlesasmith7836 3 роки тому +11

      Lol 😄 yes

  • @thewatching6504
    @thewatching6504 3 роки тому +154

    Hey remember when Trump pointed and said,
    "There's my African American"
    Well looks like he showed up.
    1 black guy, just for show

    • @rumpvirus7393
      @rumpvirus7393 3 роки тому +7

      He's the My African guy.

    • @benlutz1974
      @benlutz1974 3 роки тому +2

      Fun fact: That one single black guy who kept showing up was a survivor of a Florida suicide nihilist death cult.

    • @mr.wegher3006
      @mr.wegher3006 3 роки тому +15

      That was Hershel Walker. He must be out of his mind. Does he realize he's hanging out with the king of the American white supremacy movement? WTF?

    • @montepoteet6367
      @montepoteet6367 3 роки тому +4

      @@mr.wegher3006 hershel walker an his son both believe they of European descent lol

    • @mtadams2009
      @mtadams2009 3 роки тому +1

      @@mr.wegher3006 CTE?

  • @-C.S.R
    @-C.S.R 3 роки тому +1

    Wait a minute what!?!?!
    Is that Herschel Walker sitting right next to Donald Trump at his birthday!
    Lol 😂

  • @seanahmed9079
    @seanahmed9079 3 роки тому +8

    Long live the great Harry Runs-a-Tonne!!!

  • @meafordmichael
    @meafordmichael 3 роки тому +230

    “Speaking of human excrement” - Marjorie Taylor Gangrene. You nailed it, Jimmy!!

    • @mg-Q17
      @mg-Q17 3 роки тому +8

      Petty name calling is all the democrats can do. Let that sink in.

    • @Levi-rc8kh
      @Levi-rc8kh 3 роки тому +18

      @@mg-Q17 I'm pretty sure u mean Donald Trump.

    • @Bs60182
      @Bs60182 3 роки тому +13

      She looks like Dog the bounty hunter!!!

    • @meafordmichael
      @meafordmichael 3 роки тому +16

      @@mg-Q17 Being a Psycopath is alright with you MAGA nut bars but harsh names you object to??

    • @angelaaguirre8155
      @angelaaguirre8155 3 роки тому +12

      MG. Murdering Capitol police is all You trump thugs know to do.

  • @melissasaint3283
    @melissasaint3283 3 роки тому +71

    Aww, that last guy is adorable!
    Trying so hard to be honest but also wants to not disappoint this interviewer 💗

    • @ksc743
      @ksc743 3 роки тому

      It floors me every time how they lie so convincingly😳

    • @melissasaint3283
      @melissasaint3283 3 роки тому

      @@ksc743 oh, I didn't think he was convincing at all. He even did one of those super obvious hard blinks when he had to name the person. But a lot of them, yes!

    • @ksc743
      @ksc743 3 роки тому

      @@melissasaint3283 I replied to the wrong comment. I meant the others (at least I'm honest😘)

    • @melissasaint3283
      @melissasaint3283 3 роки тому +1

      @@ksc743 😂 good on you, girl!

  • @RiteshKudalkar
    @RiteshKudalkar 3 роки тому +1

    Lol, the thumbnail is so on point 😂

  • @bladedr19Paul
    @bladedr19Paul 3 роки тому +2

    Kimball you are like a fart in the elevator. Cowboy up America🤠☝🦅.

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 3 роки тому +316

    The only debate Margarine Tater Greenbean needs is the doctors debating what antipsychotic meds to put her on..🤪

  • @synopticos5253
    @synopticos5253 3 роки тому +83

    I really enjoyed Jimmy's razor-sharp tongue in this video. I feel ya, bro.

  • @olympic-gradelurker
    @olympic-gradelurker 2 роки тому +10

    Knowing Eric and Tiffany's dad he probably told the crowd to sing him happy birthday like Marilyn Monroe, which only made it even more awkward.

  • @bbsy1
    @bbsy1 3 роки тому +11

    We celebrate 4 birthdays at my house, my mom, my sister, my brother in law and myself. It is ten times louder and livelier, lol.

    • @plee6230
      @plee6230 3 роки тому

      🥳🥳🥳🥳 HAPPY birthday 🎁🎂🎂🎂🎂

  • @guitarcatlind6075
    @guitarcatlind6075 3 роки тому +482

    Im willing to bet that Majorie honestly either doen't know anything about the Holocaust, or she doesn't belive it happened.

    • @msc8663
      @msc8663 3 роки тому +22

      Or just stupid

    • @julie8100
      @julie8100 3 роки тому +10

      She visited Auschwitz in her teens

    • @ACD95
      @ACD95 3 роки тому +10

      My assumption is the latter

    • @alienlizardqueen8748
      @alienlizardqueen8748 3 роки тому +5

      Probably both.

    • @rumpvirus7393
      @rumpvirus7393 3 роки тому +25

      She ran Auschwitz in a former life.

  • @katyrawlins804
    @katyrawlins804 3 роки тому +66

    Let's hope they vote her out next election. 🙏

    • @marceasusanna7749
      @marceasusanna7749 3 роки тому +2

      They won't. They love her.

    • @charlesasmith7836
      @charlesasmith7836 3 роки тому

      So true let's hope 🙏

    • @melvinjamerson1920
      @melvinjamerson1920 2 роки тому

      God Bless You American.

    • @travisb1757
      @travisb1757 2 роки тому

      I hope she stays in. She is a true American treasure. She stands up to tyranny and evil. She is not a minion in the forces of darkness. God bless MTG! Light and truth is better than darkness and lies.

  • @SuperDenizen
    @SuperDenizen Рік тому

    You can never go wromg with "I'm sorry" /sarcasm

  • @paultorcello3869
    @paultorcello3869 3 роки тому +21

    The Olympics bit made me realise that Americans are really scary

    • @yellowcircle1709
      @yellowcircle1709 3 роки тому +2

      It's not just Americans. It's human nature. But I'd say it's even worse in some cultures where saving face is really important.

    • @TBrewer64
      @TBrewer64 3 роки тому +2

      I didn't understand that bit. Did they tell the people beforehand to claim they've been watching the Olympics?

    • @paultorcello3869
      @paultorcello3869 3 роки тому +7

      @Richard Walker Spoken like a typical QAnon walking dead. Trump lost, get over it.

    • @stephentyler4352
      @stephentyler4352 3 роки тому +1

      @@paultorcello3869 There’s more than one way to skin a cat.
      Try reframing how we read Richard’s comment to see a different context. We can give him the benefit of the doubt. ✌🏾

  • @afoxydad
    @afoxydad 3 роки тому +372

    Get better soon Guillermo!!! Show ain't the same without you

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 3 роки тому +2

      This is a comment about a commercial, about the Disney organization coopting Loki. They have no right to commercialize Loki. May they all have a 'mala pascua.'

    • @ethanweeter2732
      @ethanweeter2732 2 роки тому

      He get COVID?

    • @erikaiam8864
      @erikaiam8864 2 роки тому +3

      He was joking. He's at the ⚾ game.

    • @peytonmarceaux8788
      @peytonmarceaux8788 2 роки тому

      @@aiman9365 hubbub

    • @ha1010rd
      @ha1010rd 2 роки тому +1

      @@erikaiam8864 he's at the dodgers game😂😂

  • @dividedconquered3784
    @dividedconquered3784 3 роки тому +13

    Seeing representative Yevette 😵 from New Mexico supporting, much less singing to a insurrectionist is deplorable! NM and AZ hopefully didn't flip the bill for thier representatives!😠😠😠

  • @philwatling5109
    @philwatling5109 3 роки тому +15

    No one in the audience even acknowleged the traitors birthday

    • @philwatling5109
      @philwatling5109 3 роки тому +6

      @GRT Kiddo hey kiddo a traitor is someone who betrays his/her country you must be a Republican I can tell by your stench

    • @MsStevil
      @MsStevil 3 роки тому +3

      @GRT Kiddo Uhhh, yeah we do and Trump is the biggest traitor of all.

  • @lisalisa1435
    @lisalisa1435 2 роки тому

    Mr. Rogers did that...
    OMG
    I am dying!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hmikey5680
    @hmikey5680 3 роки тому +14

    The last part where ppl saying they are watching thd Olympic just sums up how many of the Americans are lol

    • @jturtle5318
      @jturtle5318 3 роки тому +1

      It's called "lie witness" news.

  • @howardkerr8174
    @howardkerr8174 3 роки тому +44

    Someone needs to tell the one lady that was interviewed: it's the SUMMER Olympics so there won't be any ice skating.

    • @melissinha73
      @melissinha73 3 роки тому +7

      I know, right? And that there’s no skater called Nancy Harding… there was Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding.

    • @jraaccounts
      @jraaccounts 3 роки тому +2

      @@melissinha73 i think the interviewer did that on purpose. on top of the "figure skating", i was howling lol

    • @walerk0
      @walerk0 3 роки тому +1

      @@jraaccounts you mean, like "Lan Quicken and the russian "Harry Runs-a-ton"?

    • @lisazabriskie4773
      @lisazabriskie4773 3 роки тому

      I’m embarrassed for the Georgians in her district. Wth?

  • @michaelchapek940
    @michaelchapek940 2 роки тому

    The cup stacking thing has been around for decades, I have seen it at outside concerts in Wisconsin in the late 70's near Madison.

  • @kennye1949
    @kennye1949 3 роки тому

    Bill the 'Beerman' started the 'Wave' in the late 1980's at the Kingdome in Seattle for the Seahawks...students at the University of Washington were also beginning to perform it around the same time period...

  • @massey4business
    @massey4business 3 роки тому +58

    I'm pretty sure Melania was with Justin Trudeau instead of Donnie on his b-day. She was having her cake and eating it too.

    • @kimclarke5018
      @kimclarke5018 3 роки тому +2

      Nope Trudeau is at nato summit.

    • @robynmurray7421
      @robynmurray7421 3 роки тому +1

      @@kimclarke5018 He's celebrating the Queen's birthday instead.

    • @claudia1423
      @claudia1423 3 роки тому +4

      Your humor is brutal!😂🇨🇦

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 3 роки тому +3

      Uh I doubt Justin Trudeau would stoop as low as Melanomia.

  • @Dan-ud8hz
    @Dan-ud8hz 3 роки тому +15

    FAKE APOLOGY

  • @robertderoos511
    @robertderoos511 3 роки тому

    The Wave started in Portland, OR with the football team the "Portland Storm". They had a wave on their helmets and people started doing "the wave" at games.

  • @JohnTLyon
    @JohnTLyon 2 роки тому

    The Olympic 3-legged race is my favorite! Hated water polo, dead horses always make me cry.

  • @davidgori4500
    @davidgori4500 3 роки тому +79

    "The National Air and Jewish Space Laser Museum" will be temporarily closed due to an outbreak of reality. It will re-open following the next My Pillow rally or Sidney Powell press conference (whichever comes first)..

    • @deb3376
      @deb3376 3 роки тому +2

      the only person who is against jews is the muslim and her squad in congress..

    • @skych1ck
      @skych1ck 3 роки тому +1

      Great retort.

    • @FutureChaosTV
      @FutureChaosTV 3 роки тому +1

      @@deb3376 No they aren't.
      Unlike you they don't hate people just because they are different.

    • @bbsy1
      @bbsy1 3 роки тому

      Which one was Sidney Powell again? The lawyer, right? Too crazy even for Giuliani?

    • @davidgori4500
      @davidgori4500 3 роки тому

      @@bbsy1 Yes. Too crazy for Rudy. Think about that. That's like being too cute for a boy band.

  • @jackwarren1687
    @jackwarren1687 3 роки тому +82

    Dude....that was the cringiest birthday song I’ve ever seen

    • @adamjames5077
      @adamjames5077 3 роки тому +9

      Its like they were all hostages and couldn't escape 😅🤣

    • @rosty2
      @rosty2 2 роки тому +7

      Kind-of like when the dear leader of north Korea has a birthday party for himself.

    • @Kr0nicDragon
      @Kr0nicDragon 2 роки тому +1

      Just putting this out there, the happy birthday song is trademarked

    • @FreeGaza.Laurie
      @FreeGaza.Laurie 2 роки тому +3

      Yup omg 😳😂

    • @donnieboughton1730
      @donnieboughton1730 2 роки тому +2

      He deffo peed on boebert after party...

  • @DammikaW48474
    @DammikaW48474 3 роки тому

    "Baby batter"😂

  • @nathandavid1362
    @nathandavid1362 2 роки тому

    Hahahaha I’m dead. Because they’re out of oat milk hahahaha plus his delivery.😂🔥💚

  • @russbroda7207
    @russbroda7207 3 роки тому +177

    Funny how people talk authoritatively when at the base of it they have no knowledge at all. Seeing this play out with everyday people helps us understand Trump and Brexit better.

    • @storybooc6116
      @storybooc6116 3 роки тому +12

      Yeah. People are too proud to tell they haven't watched it but it is easy for them to just lie. Kinda explains many things in our society

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 3 роки тому +12

      It totally explains the popularity of news on Facebook !!

    • @andydporter5136
      @andydporter5136 3 роки тому +10

      Psychologists conducted an experiment on Harvard graduates and, surprise, surprise, found that even highly educated people will more often than not spout complete and utter BS rather than admit ignorance on a certain subject.

    • @storybooc6116
      @storybooc6116 3 роки тому +4

      @@andydporter5136 I mean why? I think accepting something one the spot is sign of courage and aslo it saves your face when you are proved wrong afterwards

    • @scottamolinari
      @scottamolinari 3 роки тому +11

      @@andydporter5136 Need to teach people to be humble and admit they lack knowledge. Nobody knows everything and in fact, even the smartest people still lack a ton of knowledge. Acting like you do know something when you don't just makes you more an idiot and allows you to stay ignorant.

  • @gazpachopolice7211
    @gazpachopolice7211 3 роки тому +23

    "the Tokyo one?"
    "Yeah that too but I specifically wanted your opinion on the Timbuktu Olympics"

  • @AnneWilkynson
    @AnneWilkynson 3 роки тому

    These people must be told to answer like this! If not I'm really depressed 😞

  • @guitarsz
    @guitarsz 3 роки тому

    LIE WITNESS NEWS is THE BEST!!! Why do people do this??? Such a hysterical phenomenon. And that last guy started out so good, and then just broke. He's like "F this. Telling the truth is too hard." lol

  • @monicack523
    @monicack523 3 роки тому +467

    This woman has an IQ of 2. The republicans have finally found someone on their level.

    • @meganesenpai
      @meganesenpai 3 роки тому +10

      She lkst her intelligent, the only thing left is Q.

    • @bryncarlson2322
      @bryncarlson2322 3 роки тому +37

      And here, I thought Palin, was pathetic...
      Is there, no bottom of the barrel, for Republicans ?

    • @tomservo5007
      @tomservo5007 3 роки тому +5

      she was on the Education Committee

    • @trustno1737
      @trustno1737 3 роки тому +12

      @@tomservo5007 and was stripped of it

    • @drizz1256
      @drizz1256 3 роки тому +5

      Trump 2024!

  • @ScienceBitch123
    @ScienceBitch123 3 роки тому +93

    Maybe if she goes to the Smithsonian she'll believe in science too

    • @zizinnnn
      @zizinnnn 3 роки тому +3

      and evolution, which she said she doesn’t believe in

    • @charlesasmith7836
      @charlesasmith7836 3 роки тому +5

      So true she only believes in Jewish space lasers 🙄

    • @silverforest4682
      @silverforest4682 3 роки тому

      And evolution.

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 3 роки тому +2

      Don't hold your breath...lol

    • @jonsirulesx9929
      @jonsirulesx9929 3 роки тому +3

      Surely the existence of MTG is proof that God doesn't exist.

  • @colinskelding8959
    @colinskelding8959 3 роки тому +1

    The Wave started at Bronco Statium sometime when Elway was quarterbacking

  • @tiberiusbird8277
    @tiberiusbird8277 2 роки тому +1

    Yes! She just earned her elementary school diploma!!!

  • @BigPapaCycles
    @BigPapaCycles 3 роки тому +6

    Can't stop laughing 🤣😆you killing me🤣🤣

  • @luckylambdin8269
    @luckylambdin8269 3 роки тому +86

    I can't believe Greene actually apologized for something. Even harder to believe is the fact that she took the time to visit The Holocaust Museum.

    • @JerryGarciaPOBox
      @JerryGarciaPOBox 3 роки тому +14

      I didn't hear an apology.

    • @PADS62
      @PADS62 3 роки тому +14

      @@JerryGarciaPOBox Me either!

    • @MrBsbotto
      @MrBsbotto 3 роки тому +4

      @@JerryGarciaPOBox Don't give her too much credit. She later complained she couldn't stroke the "hallowed cats."
      omg, that just stinks. I apologize.

    • @azoth6641
      @azoth6641 3 роки тому +5

      Somebody clearly forced MTG's hand.

    • @rumpvirus7393
      @rumpvirus7393 3 роки тому +3

      That's probably just what she calles her basement.

  • @TrickWithAKnife
    @TrickWithAKnife 3 роки тому +11

    This really didn't help the image the rest of the world has of American's being divorced from reality.

  • @billytaylor6604
    @billytaylor6604 2 роки тому +1

    To be fair here, how many did he have to ask before he found those idiots?