Your Crime Days Are Over!!

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  • @Joel-Haver
    @Joel-Haver  3 роки тому +3929

    In case you missed it, there's some sweet new merch designed by Patrick out now on joelstuff.store/
    As always, thanks for watching, love y'all

    • @Joel-Haver
      @Joel-Haver  3 роки тому +248

      Patrick is my friend by the way, I love him very much.

    • @turdybird420
      @turdybird420 3 роки тому +29

      "my sweet honey pie bart" shirts when

    • @phatdookie4207
      @phatdookie4207 3 роки тому +57

      @@Joel-Haver love you joel.

    • @RealSwankyToad
      @RealSwankyToad 3 роки тому +4

      Is it possible to buy prints of any of the artwork featured on the shirts?

    • @thebmagic
      @thebmagic 3 роки тому +17

      @Joel, I just bought 2 shirts. It's the least I can do to thank you for the phenomenal content you and your team creates. Your channel is one of the only remaining great, original things left on UA-cam anymore. Amazing, man! ❤️
      Also, get down from that rock up there. It's clearly not safe. Love you.

  • @johnrocks7784
    @johnrocks7784 3 роки тому +2752

    I like how they just go until one of them laughs.

    • @fisharmor
      @fisharmor 3 роки тому +39

      I was just thinking it's time for them to learn how to end a sketch.

    • @DadaIorian
      @DadaIorian 3 роки тому +301

      @@fisharmor I think these endings are satisfying for this medium. Just more of Joel’s unique style. The absurdity is what drives the humor.

    • @hikikomori_3708
      @hikikomori_3708 3 роки тому +215

      @@fisharmor the way he ends it is perfect, it adds to the vibe and reminds you that this is just three people in a room bouncing off of each other and having fun

    • @Hotshot2k4
      @Hotshot2k4 3 роки тому +53

      @@fisharmor Ending sketches is hard. Just look at Monty Python.

    • @guy38853
      @guy38853 3 роки тому +5

      Those are the best ones

  • @CoolDudesUnited
    @CoolDudesUnited 3 роки тому +3203

    "Tell him about the ceremony."
    "I did a ceremony. I prayed."

    • @DadaIorian
      @DadaIorian 3 роки тому +65

      @Chill man Please stop spamming this on every comment.

    • @Jacob-zk1jy
      @Jacob-zk1jy 3 роки тому +16

      @@DadaIorian he likes his own spam comment, all his self respect is gone

    • @kabhes9040
      @kabhes9040 3 роки тому +16

      @@DadaIorian its a bot just report it and ignore it.

    • @arbikiuszelemelek3347
      @arbikiuszelemelek3347 3 роки тому +1

      So specific

    • @fleecefoxes6471
      @fleecefoxes6471 3 роки тому +33

      @@DadaIorian Dude, this is his traditional ceremony man. That's not spam, he's praying

  • @SpykeMH
    @SpykeMH 3 роки тому +4821

    "She raised me. She did a damn good at it too"
    Is literally a crime lord

    • @genuinejoe2103
      @genuinejoe2103 3 роки тому +267

      He’s better off than a crime henchman, I guess.

    • @IntelligentleMANgief
      @IntelligentleMANgief 3 роки тому +89

      Nothing wrong with being a crime lord if the laws are unjust

    • @Cragmortis
      @Cragmortis 3 роки тому +85

      Being a crime lord takes a lot of charisma.

    • @weedcat1683
      @weedcat1683 2 роки тому +12

      And doing crime doesn't make you a bad person its what and or how you do it. Are you gonna say someone who J walked is a bad person?

    • @VelkanAngels
      @VelkanAngels 2 роки тому +50

      @@weedcat1683 - LOL. OP said "crime lord" not "has done something that's technically illegal at some point".

  • @tinticit
    @tinticit 3 роки тому +5984

    I'm going to use, "She's praying" a lot more in the future.

    • @pungoblin9377
      @pungoblin9377 3 роки тому +138

      “No! She’s just getting on her knees to pray to god dude I swear this isn’t what it looks like!”

    • @Cheesewiz680
      @Cheesewiz680 3 роки тому +88

      I go to the strip club to watch the women pray

    • @hamsack981
      @hamsack981 3 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @lonesomewendigo
      @lonesomewendigo 3 роки тому +17

      @Chill man nobody cares

    • @Raph584
      @Raph584 3 роки тому +3

      when speaking about your mother ?

  • @yehudadavis3235
    @yehudadavis3235 3 роки тому +14874

    I like how he never denied that she did the drug peddling, just clarified that it was his mom who peddled the drugs, not his escort.

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing 3 роки тому +317

      @Chill man see what you're doing there?
      Please stop doing that. Nobody appreciates it.

    • @guy38853
      @guy38853 3 роки тому +44

      Well the distinction had to be made 😄

    • @scientificbrony
      @scientificbrony 3 роки тому +68

      @Chill man get outta here

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 3 роки тому +22

      @@sixstringedthing bots everywhere

    • @raz1572
      @raz1572 3 роки тому +33

      yall, comment bots aren't reading your replies

  • @Falonefal
    @Falonefal 3 роки тому +8476

    I just realized Joel's stuff is literally interdimensional cable.

    • @iGame3D
      @iGame3D 3 роки тому +97

      Lol with the weid warping like when we used to press two or three buttons on the cable box to watch Playboy channel.

    • @data1.078
      @data1.078 3 роки тому +49

      A sketch by Joel would be cool for a new episode

    • @Poopulan
      @Poopulan 3 роки тому +50

      How awesome would it be if he got hired as part of the Rick and Morty crew. He puts out content pretty fast and I think it would land well.

    • @duskmare0000
      @duskmare0000 3 роки тому +46

      It feels similar because they also improv all the inter-dimensional cable stuff. That's why it's got the hesitation, stammers and unconventional pacing.

    • @blazingsilver7218
      @blazingsilver7218 3 роки тому +19

      @@Poopulan next season hopefully. He’s getting pretty popular too. Rick and Morty were able to get Elon Musk, so why not Joel. Interdimensional Cable Part 3, but several skits are Joel Haver style, maybe even 1 that’s real life just to throw us off

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 3 роки тому +13333

    his mom single? trying to pray with her.

  • @sethg3958
    @sethg3958 3 роки тому +2979

    "Why is your mom in your drug den?"
    "Like why not dude she chills she burns down"
    Can you write a TV show please? I could watch this all day.

    • @AfferbeckBeats
      @AfferbeckBeats 3 роки тому +56

      This is it dude! You're watching it!

    • @Fuceril
      @Fuceril 3 роки тому +45

      @Chill man peddle your crap elsewhere dude

    • @rustyshackelford3590
      @rustyshackelford3590 3 роки тому +12

      @@ltgengeorgewalls1268 Islam is dumb

    • @Username-jb2vs
      @Username-jb2vs 3 роки тому +3

      Ahh yes the return of the snackbars my favorite episode

    • @gwadamit8116
      @gwadamit8116 3 роки тому +1

      @@ltgengeorgewalls1268 KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Ebola-Jones
    @Ebola-Jones 3 роки тому +5481

    "You've got your hand on her leg"
    "This woman raised me my whole life and you're saying I can't return the favour by showing a little compassion? That's cold man."

    • @dawserdoos
      @dawserdoos 3 роки тому +31

      I see

    • @theanonymouschicken169
      @theanonymouschicken169 3 роки тому +212

      This comment is bringing Chris Chan vibes.

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 3 роки тому +48

      @@theanonymouschicken169 "haha get it? I made an edgy joke, aren't I just so quirky?"

    • @theanonymouschicken169
      @theanonymouschicken169 3 роки тому +95

      @@MammalianCreature
      wat?̴̢̢̠̮͚̰͓͈͍̭̪͚̱̫͚̫͙̥͈̟̱͖̞̻͉̾̐͗̌̏̿̔͝͠͝

    • @cosmic7972
      @cosmic7972 3 роки тому +55

      @@MammalianCreature It's not a joke he's making. He just gets Chris Chan vibes because of the current situation.

  • @RamseyDewey
    @RamseyDewey 3 роки тому +13601

    I love how the protagonist has just killed the two henchmen at the door, but the big issue is that he disrespects the dance of their people.

    • @samburke9775
      @samburke9775 3 роки тому +6

      dance of disrespect ua-cam.com/video/HI5W2yZkvV0/v-deo.html

    • @classydays43
      @classydays43 3 роки тому +64

      Hey man, he might be a killer, but at least he's respectful.

    • @FortressLordJP193
      @FortressLordJP193 3 роки тому +145

      I mean that is just Joel perfectly simulating movie logic.
      You can snap a security guard's neck (who probably just works for the apartment block or got this one bad assignment from a mercenary company) but when you get to the villain you can't kill him because killing would make you as bad as him.

    • @JonnyDollars
      @JonnyDollars 3 роки тому +17

      Ramsey and Joel need to do an mma meets animation crossover ASAP, love both your videos

    • @anthonyhernandez4266
      @anthonyhernandez4266 3 роки тому +5

      It's cool seeing you here. You must be procrastinating on something.

  • @Bjhorn279
    @Bjhorn279 3 роки тому +2440

    "like why not dude shes chill she burns down" This line is definitely gonna be in my head for days

    • @snapeinvader
      @snapeinvader 3 роки тому +63

      The wink from her really adds to the line.

    • @ShadowWulfGaming
      @ShadowWulfGaming 3 роки тому +7

      @@snapeinvader i didnt notice that XD

    • @NoTimeAllTime
      @NoTimeAllTime 3 роки тому +4

      I want to leave a like, but I will leave you at 420 likes.

    • @diracflux
      @diracflux 3 роки тому +6

      @@NoTimeAllTime I just upvoted Chilled Bambino to 666

    • @BlackLotusNinja
      @BlackLotusNinja 3 роки тому +7

      Sorry, not native to english here. What does 'burns down' actually means here? thanks

  • @OnigiriKewn
    @OnigiriKewn 3 роки тому +2515

    "Let me sing you the song of my people". Proceeds to moan seductively for five straight minutes

    • @glass9356
      @glass9356 3 роки тому +81

      You had me at moaning for five minutes straight. *I'm in*

    • @edattacks
      @edattacks 3 роки тому +9

      LMAOO

    • @chronica6457
      @chronica6457 3 роки тому +17

      Moancore

    • @CyborgCowboyNinja
      @CyborgCowboyNinja 2 роки тому +2

      Missed opportunity

    • @hexa138
      @hexa138 2 роки тому +21

      Seductively? Really? That sounds seductive to you? Dude...

  • @giantmonkey
    @giantmonkey 3 роки тому +1236

    I love how these skits just go on until someone just can't stay in character anymore.

  • @PorkotylerClips
    @PorkotylerClips 3 роки тому +6291

    Glad to see the animations are still going strong from the van.

    • @earlwolfx
      @earlwolfx 3 роки тому +376

      Vanimation is so hot right now.

    • @PorkotylerClips
      @PorkotylerClips 3 роки тому +9

      @@earlwolfx 😂😂😂

    • @hairychesticles1
      @hairychesticles1 3 роки тому +15

      @@earlwolfx bruh i was literally gonna comment on this comment "you mean vanimation" lol

    • @JacuzziSurfer
      @JacuzziSurfer 3 роки тому +6

      Vanimation for the win!

    • @EhmJB
      @EhmJB 3 роки тому +7

      Vanima- ah shit

  • @MirandaAndUh
    @MirandaAndUh 3 роки тому +598

    When she interjects with "Naive!" and he agrees, such a perfect example of why improv is so essential for these skits, I was screaming with laughter 😂

  • @paulmarchano7238
    @paulmarchano7238 3 роки тому +1663

    “You just did a ceremony. Tell him about the ceremony!”
    Whether this is improvised or not, it is genius. I’m crying laughing.

    • @yozel3411
      @yozel3411 3 роки тому +40

      Yeah all of this man's videos are improvised

    • @danieljensen2626
      @danieljensen2626 3 роки тому +67

      "You just did a ceremony, tell him about the ceremony!"
      "I did a ceremony"
      HAS to be improvised, haha

    • @Saucy_Jack
      @Saucy_Jack 3 роки тому +18

      _I PRAYED._

    • @akyumulo
      @akyumulo 3 роки тому +2

      @@yozel3411 has

    • @yozel3411
      @yozel3411 3 роки тому +3

      @@akyumulo what

  • @WowSuchGaming
    @WowSuchGaming 3 роки тому +3496

    Mass Effect 4 looking great

    • @whitejack9032
      @whitejack9032 3 роки тому +35

      I wish this was Andromeda

    • @Goat-on-a-Stick
      @Goat-on-a-Stick 3 роки тому +19

      They finally fixed the unrealistic looking models

    • @_0451_
      @_0451_ 3 роки тому +14

      I commander Haver, and this is my favorite drug den on the citadel.

    • @Serenity2Witchs
      @Serenity2Witchs 3 роки тому +7

      The faces no longer look tired.

    • @Under_Sky_Third_Gaia
      @Under_Sky_Third_Gaia 3 роки тому +1

      Word

  • @youroldman8129
    @youroldman8129 3 роки тому +99

    I like how the drug lord laughs and looks at his "mother" at the end, like they were just messing with the hero the whole time

  • @comicknightzero
    @comicknightzero 3 роки тому +630

    No matter how many times it keeps happening, the character breaks never get old

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 3 роки тому +13

      @Chill man I'm not converting to Islam.

    • @theBuilder10000
      @theBuilder10000 3 роки тому +1

      I know and it just wouldn't be the same without his rotoscoping technique.

    • @asker0173
      @asker0173 7 місяців тому

      @@zacharyrollick6169 ölmeden önce(gözünden perde kalkmadan önce) geçmezsen ebedi cennete gidemezsin ve ebedi cehenneme gidersin, iyi araştır ve iyi düşün

  • @thepylonperspective
    @thepylonperspective 3 роки тому +2708

    “Dude, she’s praying… and she just happens to look really fuckin hot doing it…”

    • @cameronnorton5898
      @cameronnorton5898 3 роки тому +45

      The bane of many a nun

    • @icycrusader1947
      @icycrusader1947 3 роки тому +138

      The laugh at the end is what got me along with the abrupt cut.

    • @AMagicalTortoise
      @AMagicalTortoise 3 роки тому +21

      Probably my favorite break of any Joel Haver video.

    • @gogocube3924
      @gogocube3924 3 роки тому +11

      His laugh got me good, my sides hurt

    • @iGizz0
      @iGizz0 3 роки тому +2

      I lost it here

  • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
    @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 3 роки тому +1468

    _The Prayer Dance is a deeply spiritual part of Skr'üskian culture, so much so that its traditions are maintained even by criminals and drug dealers of the species._
    _Often, a Celestial Pole is used to act as a tuning rod for the heavens. The dancer intertwines themselves with this beacon to channel the gods through their writhing body. Onlookers throw items of value to the dancer, as offerings to divinity._
    _As the dancer "ascends" in prayer, they strip away all worldly possessions. Researches described this sacred ritual as "Really Fucking Hot."_

  • @ttvheyausi4321
    @ttvheyausi4321 3 роки тому +2959

    “Why? She’s chill, she burns down” took me out lmao

  • @HeyLookItsKizuki
    @HeyLookItsKizuki 3 роки тому +7893

    The fact that every one of these animations have a certain level of improv makes it some of the best entertainment on all of UA-cam.

    • @strategygaming5830
      @strategygaming5830 3 роки тому +205

      I’m pretty sure he said they just get an idea and improv the whole thing and create these master pieces

    • @restlesswretch3555
      @restlesswretch3555 3 роки тому +111

      Yeah it's like 90-95% improv

    • @dandytastic7465
      @dandytastic7465 3 роки тому +44

      You can tell they are just having a great time

    • @alanz90
      @alanz90 3 роки тому +6

      777 likes. Noice

    • @ivanpalavra3750
      @ivanpalavra3750 3 роки тому +12

      There is no creator that makes me laugh as consistently and hard as Joel.

  • @RND_ADV_X
    @RND_ADV_X 3 роки тому +1385

    Legit what bee culture is kinda like. The queen ages slower than everyone else and sees three generations of children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren die of old age 🤣. Also dancing is fire in bee hives.

    • @weaksause6878
      @weaksause6878 3 роки тому +33

      That was random! User name checks out.

    • @thatguywiththestache
      @thatguywiththestache 3 роки тому +51

      lol I love you for thinking this way. Bee dancing is indeed fire.

    • @sellyoursoul1742
      @sellyoursoul1742 3 роки тому +8

      Thinking bee

    • @joji_okami
      @joji_okami 3 роки тому +36

      A queen can actually live 4 to 5 years and worker bees only live about a month at best (in the spring and summer because they just work all the time - in the winter when they stay in the hive they will live a bit longer).

    • @jesusjoseph1899
      @jesusjoseph1899 3 роки тому +38

      Some queen ants live 15-20+ years with termites hitting 30s...most ant workers live for merely 1-3months.

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 3 роки тому +7222

    These animations kill me. I love how many rough cuts you leave in - it makes it feel so much more real. The final line in this got me.

    • @Pubupixie
      @Pubupixie 3 роки тому +34

      As a fan of yours as well has Joel 's ; its surreal to see you in his comment section. You both are great!💙

    • @dr.funnybones
      @dr.funnybones 3 роки тому +9

      wait what it's you

    • @aFoxyFox.
      @aFoxyFox. 3 роки тому +9

      So much better than when Saturday Night Live people keep snickering at themselves, this was so genuine and sweet, the whole thing was really excellent, gosh, there is nothing like it on UA-cam, so perfect and hilarious!

    • @b_a_5_k_i453
      @b_a_5_k_i453 3 роки тому +4

      Hi i just started a drawing channel
      I wouldn't mind your support 😁

    • @spoonerismstuff
      @spoonerismstuff 3 роки тому +7

      @@b_a_5_k_i453 you should work on your proportions. Study the anatomy of the face and become more comfortable drawing backgrounds that aren’t directly from album covers

  • @CAMELOT331
    @CAMELOT331 3 роки тому +5777

    That's going to be me next time I am in a grocery store without pants. "These are my traditional threads. Ceremonial garb."

    • @ShadowDAB0SS
      @ShadowDAB0SS 3 роки тому +140

      Tell em about the ceremony you just did!

    • @errafoxx1754
      @errafoxx1754 3 роки тому +98

      "next time" implying you've already attempted this before lol

    • @orik48
      @orik48 3 роки тому +13

      @@ShadowDAB0SS I just did an ceremony and I prayed

    • @b_a_5_k_i453
      @b_a_5_k_i453 3 роки тому

      Hi i just started a drawing channel
      I wouldn't mind your support 😁

    • @georgemurdock7670
      @georgemurdock7670 3 роки тому +4

      Is your religion sexual predetor or what?

  • @cyranojohnson8771
    @cyranojohnson8771 3 роки тому +210

    Every line of this is gold, especially every line of Audrey's, but I want to give a special shout-out to the aggrieved and disappointed tone of Me-Doosk's "Dude... oh my God, the ignorance. Oh my God."

  • @AtheistPirate
    @AtheistPirate 3 роки тому +301

    "Now she's rubbing oil all over her body!"
    "You mean the sacred anointing oil, blessed by our ancestors and preserved through the centuries? Read a book, dude."

    • @harrisonfackrell
      @harrisonfackrell 3 роки тому +15

      _the Mormons have entered the chat_

    • @ostiariusalpha
      @ostiariusalpha 3 роки тому +33

      "Okay, now that's just twerking, pal! That's goddamn twerking right there!"
      "(SMGDH) She's just using the center of her body to ritualistically guide the heavens to the earth, and the earth towards the heavens! It's purely coincidental that it makes you want to clap those humps."

    • @chaotickreg7024
      @chaotickreg7024 3 роки тому

      @@harrisonfackrell Mormons wish they had enough consecrated oil to rub each other with lol

    • @fungi265
      @fungi265 3 роки тому +3

      @@harrisonfackrell ha you expect Mormons to talk respectfully to anyone who doesn't believe in their cultists practices.

    • @harrisonfackrell
      @harrisonfackrell 3 роки тому

      @@chaotickreg7024 Getting rubbed down with the oil is a pretty big part of the temple endowment ceremony. Mormons also apply oil to each-other for their 'regular' blessings.

  • @Chunes3
    @Chunes3 3 роки тому +994

    I love how you can never predict quite when the break with character is coming.

  • @Sperium3000
    @Sperium3000 3 роки тому +354

    "Ok but why is she lying with her leg on your lap all seductive like? Isn't that weird to you!?"
    "Dude... I was giving her a foot massage. The ceremony takes like an hour and a half and she stood up the whole time."
    "My ankles are killing me."
    "Her ankles are killing her!"

    • @chynnavindiola58
      @chynnavindiola58 2 роки тому +8

      He would be a bad son if he didn't rub his moms ankles

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 Рік тому +1

      standing for 1.5 hours is painful?

    • @GillfigGarstang
      @GillfigGarstang Рік тому +3

      @@yourmum69_420It is when you are a 300 year old grandmother.

  • @raccoonpope7143
    @raccoonpope7143 3 роки тому +574

    The disrespect of some people. Often enough, I’ll go outside with only a leopard g strap and people will constantly insult me and force me out of buildings. Don’t they know it’s my traditional clothing?

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 3 роки тому +1

      One of the country's biggest (regarding revenue) individual stores in the biggest chain store in the whole country here lets you enter in just swimming trunks - no shirt, possibly no shoes - with no problem.

    • @Gatorade69
      @Gatorade69 3 роки тому +3

      Well you automatically get my disrespect. It's G string, not G strap !

    • @MassiveKreutz
      @MassiveKreutz 3 роки тому +2

      @@Gatorade69 What the hell dude! Did you seriously just say your western words are better then his indigenous? Fucking imperialism.

    • @shimmerine1
      @shimmerine1 3 роки тому

      But it’s his traditional garb. Maybe that’s what they call it in the language of his people.

  • @ThatRandomFastingGuy
    @ThatRandomFastingGuy 3 роки тому +1149

    "I'm a mother." That delivery is so perfect. I laughed aloud and woke up my dog 😅

    • @buppo8931
      @buppo8931 3 роки тому +10

      Poor pooch

    • @Feuerspray31
      @Feuerspray31 2 роки тому +4

      I know! It's hilarious!

    • @Teelirious
      @Teelirious 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah. I now say that in any wholly inappropriate (that is, every) situation just to make myself laugh.

    • @RRtoiPPiotRR
      @RRtoiPPiotRR 2 роки тому +5

      Made it sound like a bit out of Aqua Teen Hunger Force

    • @julesgamingnstuff
      @julesgamingnstuff 2 роки тому +1

      @@RRtoiPPiotRR like the robo sitters episode?

  • @Jagonath
    @Jagonath 3 роки тому +343

    "I prayed... for our past, present and future generations." lmao I love how genuinely outraged she is.

  • @sixstringedthing
    @sixstringedthing 3 роки тому +289

    Audrey's bored-yet-disgusted tone is just utterly perfect.
    I don't know how the hell Joel comes up with these ideas, but I'm very glad that he chooses to share them with all of us.

  • @Klueran
    @Klueran 3 роки тому +278

    I’m loving all of the out of character breaks at the end of each video, they always get me

  • @theodorelaval1133
    @theodorelaval1133 2 роки тому +14

    I love the attitude with which she says, "and I PRAYED."

  • @kanyeeast1340
    @kanyeeast1340 3 роки тому +652

    “Like why not man she’s chill? She burns down!”

  • @psychomammoth9640
    @psychomammoth9640 3 роки тому +283

    I love how the bad guy breaks out laughing, what a fun universe this is. It’s the little improv touches I love with these animated bits. Good work

  • @riddlemethat5597
    @riddlemethat5597 3 роки тому +660

    I know the laser gun being goofy looking and cumbersome is a gag, but I've always loved the idea that the next great revolutionary weapon that replaces guns will look really, really uncool by our contemporary standards.

    • @TribuneAquila
      @TribuneAquila 3 роки тому +70

      Think about swords and how they would be adorned with pommels and jewels and might have carvings on the blade. Now military guns are either black, or vomit colored

    • @andrewmoore7022
      @andrewmoore7022 3 роки тому +11

      @@TribuneAquila peanut butter.

    • @idieforpie3058
      @idieforpie3058 2 роки тому +12

      im also very positive that thats one of those big flashlights 🤣

    • @madg620
      @madg620 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah there gonna look like lantern's

    • @digitalcurrents
      @digitalcurrents 2 роки тому +4

      The next great weapon will be a nanite colony control device that looks like a princess tiara atop your head. It uses your brain waves and structures matter to suit your needs.

  • @goodvibestv5380
    @goodvibestv5380 3 роки тому +287

    I thought this was what cyberpunk was gonna be like

  • @Van-Leo
    @Van-Leo 3 роки тому +650

    “She just happens to look really fuckin hot doin it”
    Best line

    • @demareatunes
      @demareatunes 2 роки тому +16

      the fuckin knockout punch for me

    • @thewisenoodle1116
      @thewisenoodle1116 2 роки тому +14

      I love that character break at the end. He cant help laughing. I love it.

  • @SlowtownSloth
    @SlowtownSloth 2 роки тому +174

    "That's my mom"
    "I'm a mother."
    Simple dialogue, yet so good.

  • @soccermom3852
    @soccermom3852 3 роки тому +285

    "She just happens to look really fucking hot doing it" is the best line. Another gold star me boyo

    • @AS-fu1kd
      @AS-fu1kd 3 роки тому +1

      That line ended my whole career

  • @ombra711
    @ombra711 3 роки тому +94

    The mom was good in this skit, her droll delivery was comedic perfection.

  • @orinblank2056
    @orinblank2056 2 роки тому +89

    One of my favorite things about these animation is that they're on UA-cam. Like they would do great as a tv show of skit stuff, but being able to scroll down and interact with and see what everyone in the audience thinks is awesome.

    • @Nothisndhdudjdjdj
      @Nothisndhdudjdjdj Рік тому +1

      @@ithurtsbecauseitstrueyea its animation tf? Just. Different style if its not animation why cant you do it?

  • @slowbro1337
    @slowbro1337 3 роки тому +39

    "Why not dude. She's chill she burns down"
    I'm dead lol

  • @code_koriel
    @code_koriel 3 роки тому +153

    Of all the character breaks in this series, this was the one that broke me.

  • @Knifegash
    @Knifegash 3 роки тому +51

    I love the way she offers "Naive" like such a resounding conclusion and Me-Doosk just picks up on it, the acting in these is just top-tier humor!!

  • @professorcoms2481
    @professorcoms2481 3 роки тому +190

    I love how you can't predict how these videos are gonna unfold. The writing on them is so good

    • @aiiiia9971
      @aiiiia9971 3 роки тому

      Yeah I didn't see that coming at all!

    • @brednbudr2406
      @brednbudr2406 3 роки тому

      So true.

    • @trevor5456
      @trevor5456 3 роки тому +4

      A lot of this isn’t written. Just friends saying what they think is funny

  • @arv584
    @arv584 3 роки тому +419

    i'd be down for an animated action movie using joel's style

    • @critch7514
      @critch7514 3 роки тому +1

      The closest thing I can think of is the movie American Pop

    • @zbyszanna
      @zbyszanna 3 роки тому +2

      Or maybe Scanner Darkly

    • @GldnClaw
      @GldnClaw 3 роки тому +4

      @Chill man Why did you link to a Muslim prayer video or summat? It's unrelated to anything here

    • @-umph
      @-umph 3 роки тому

      I would watch paint dry if joel does it in this style

    • @stirpsromana
      @stirpsromana 3 роки тому +2

      @@GldnClaw We gotta make an animated muslim prayer video in joel style

  • @Memnoch_the_Devil
    @Memnoch_the_Devil 3 роки тому +42

    …”Why not? She’s chill. she burns down.”
    Lmfao

  • @greenhowie
    @greenhowie 3 роки тому +343

    The reload for the "spacegun" was awesome, perfect balance between cocking a shotgun and changing a bulb.

  • @ChristianRRL
    @ChristianRRL 3 роки тому +345

    Protagonist: "Hey Scumbags!"
    Green Alien: "Dushireah!"
    Blue Alien: "Dugaligitoo!"

    • @ChrisLeeW00
      @ChrisLeeW00 3 роки тому +9

      Sorry, I dont speak...uhhh...that.

    • @ohhatehatehate
      @ohhatehatehate 3 роки тому +3

      Rosetta stone got a translation for that?

    • @JamesMichaelDoyle
      @JamesMichaelDoyle 3 роки тому +7

      RAKANISHU! is my go to for gibberish shouting. diablo 2 rotted my brains, i swear.

    • @rain6353
      @rain6353 3 роки тому

      ​@@JamesMichaelDoyle Little (mostly)red bastards are seared into my mind too. It's also the word I spout out at random as well. Hyped for the remaster!

    • @mihailokovincic9399
      @mihailokovincic9399 3 роки тому

      @@JamesMichaelDoyle Oh god you just flashed me back like 15 years into the past

  • @EayuProuxm
    @EayuProuxm 3 роки тому +75

    "That, right there? That's your mom?"
    Golden quote of the year

  • @burnttoast26
    @burnttoast26 3 роки тому +370

    "Hey, this is a religious institution, don't be ignorant!"
    *"Dude this is a strip club!"*

    • @admech590
      @admech590 3 роки тому +57

      "It's a temple of holy dancing, you ignorant fuck!"

    • @classydays43
      @classydays43 3 роки тому +16

      @@admech590 "That's all you humans do, is take and appropriate everyone else's culture and turn it in to your own twisted mess! It's disrespectful to me, my ancestors, my children if ever I have any because they'll see their heritage as bad. Shame!"

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 3 роки тому +7

      But it is a temple:
      Of libertine hedonism.

    • @urafaget5202
      @urafaget5202 3 роки тому +3

      My kind of religion

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 роки тому +3

      @@noskalborg723 Best kind

  • @samuelpetrovich4998
    @samuelpetrovich4998 3 роки тому +795

    Why don't they ever show this bit in movies? Important cultural interactions taking place here.

    • @magusperde365
      @magusperde365 3 роки тому +16

      @Chill man I know you're probably a bot but what is the point of spamming those "tranquility music" videos everywhere

    • @5_Stripe_Gunner
      @5_Stripe_Gunner 3 роки тому +6

      @@magusperde365 the least I could do is go thumbs down it

    • @Drako9823
      @Drako9823 3 роки тому +1

      Thumbs down the linked video, delete the view from watch history

    • @dramalexi
      @dramalexi 3 роки тому

      @Samuel:
      I think a multitude of movie directors are a bunch of brainwashed cult members who are too afraid to show anything but drugs and explosions.

    • @snakeman5250
      @snakeman5250 3 роки тому +1

      @@5_Stripe_Gunner why don't I ever see the thumbs down on comments

  • @urphakeandgey6308
    @urphakeandgey6308 3 роки тому +53

    "You don't get to make me the bad guy!"
    That was a good line, I won't lie.

  • @introprospector
    @introprospector 3 роки тому +125

    Protaganist: "You don't get to make me the bad guy!"
    Spoken like a typical protaganist smh

  • @kon2175
    @kon2175 3 роки тому +19

    That little laugh at the end from the red guy really makes this complete.

  • @thesalanian
    @thesalanian 3 роки тому +36

    I’m in love with the way Me-Doosk says ‘Dude. . . .Oh my god the ignorance’

    • @orangeTadpole
      @orangeTadpole Рік тому

      Like the human dude is trying to admit fault and he just keeps doubling down 😂

  • @GaryOPostle
    @GaryOPostle 3 роки тому +213

    How can Joel play two characters and still seem like he's improvising back and forth

    • @russellharrell2747
      @russellharrell2747 3 роки тому +39

      Playing two characters and improvising is tight!

    • @eduardvolution
      @eduardvolution 3 роки тому +2

      @@russellharrell2747 YEAH YOU GOT IT MAN

    • @woodfur00
      @woodfur00 3 роки тому +12

      @@russellharrell2747 Really? You didn't even go for "super easy, barely an inconvenience"?
      Sure, that might as well happen.

    • @acidberry3630
      @acidberry3630 3 роки тому +49

      damn, he looks good in a bikini

    • @sithlord7m
      @sithlord7m 3 роки тому

      Editing.

  • @genraltcj
    @genraltcj 3 роки тому +72

    what a time to release something about a weird mother child relationship

    • @burgerlord7530
      @burgerlord7530 3 роки тому +30

      Aw man I know what you're talkin about
      I wish I didn't but I know

    • @diogenesbarrel7350
      @diogenesbarrel7350 3 роки тому +10

      I wish I didn't know what u were talking about. Knowledge is a curse 💀

    • @Nate-bn5kk
      @Nate-bn5kk 3 роки тому +1

      @@hguiohoiasdsad120 I'm curious also...

    • @rohanimations
      @rohanimations 3 роки тому +5

      lol people were talking about it the other day in a group chat I’m in and I was out of the loop so I googled it. Really regret that!

    • @acidberry3630
      @acidberry3630 3 роки тому +7

      Oh no…
      *OH NO*

  • @justinegonzalez6461
    @justinegonzalez6461 3 роки тому +69

    "I'm a mother" Gets me every time 😆

  • @goodvibestv5380
    @goodvibestv5380 3 роки тому +166

    I love how the mom is just casually roasting this man in the most comfortable position of all time

  • @Faolan_Grey
    @Faolan_Grey 3 роки тому +54

    The character breaks make everything funnier 😂 really sold the end there.

  • @TheBronzeGamer14
    @TheBronzeGamer14 3 роки тому +9

    “Dude that’s sexy to you?! She’s praying!”
    Bruh 💀

  • @JordyToons
    @JordyToons 3 роки тому +244

    Never knew there was so many women praying on the beach in the summer time.

    • @wtr3059
      @wtr3059 3 роки тому +10

      @@vih6650 Praise the Sun!

    • @dylans3833
      @dylans3833 3 роки тому

      They're doing a ceremony.

  • @ludoviajante
    @ludoviajante 3 роки тому +705

    This channel is a gem. Much love from Brazil!

    • @MarcioJonas09
      @MarcioJonas09 3 роки тому +2

      Ludoviajante 🤩

    • @tigrehermano
      @tigrehermano 3 роки тому

      Mexico vs Brasil Olympic Games

    • @pseudonimo3176
      @pseudonimo3176 3 роки тому +2

      Olha o ludo por aqui

    • @tigrehermano
      @tigrehermano 3 роки тому +1

      @@pseudonimo3176 Palmeiras nao tem mundial

    • @b_a_5_k_i453
      @b_a_5_k_i453 3 роки тому +1

      Hi i just started a drawing channel
      I wouldn't mind your support 😁

  • @existenceisrelative
    @existenceisrelative 2 роки тому +1

    "I just did a ceremony and i prayed."
    for some reason is the funniest thing i've heard all day.

  • @MrMyKidd
    @MrMyKidd 3 роки тому +18

    I love the character break at the end Joel, really punctuated it with personality!

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 3 роки тому +104

    "Your crime days are over."
    "Alright, but tomorrow, okay?"

    • @megametexe5129
      @megametexe5129 3 роки тому +2

      Tomorrow is the start of a new crime day

  • @ralphralpherson9441
    @ralphralpherson9441 3 роки тому +43

    I love that the background animation suggests a super-futuristic space fortress hideout, but then their drug den has end tables from IKEA and the same 1980s pleated lampshade lamps my parents had. 😂

  • @jessetuneguy1518
    @jessetuneguy1518 3 роки тому +50

    I can’t wait until these characters show up in a completely different sketch

  • @thetokutickler
    @thetokutickler 3 роки тому +141

    Can we appreciate the fact that Joel is continuing to make animations for us despite being on the road?

    • @YIIMM
      @YIIMM 3 роки тому +2

      Can we?
      Yes.
      Did you not think that was a possibility?

    • @DuckiestBoat959
      @DuckiestBoat959 3 роки тому

      They filmed this in a motel

    • @DuckiestBoat959
      @DuckiestBoat959 3 роки тому

      I lied about the motel, I know nothing, don’t believe everything we say

  • @andrewbroeker9819
    @andrewbroeker9819 3 роки тому +16

    This is unironically the most accurate depiction of a laser pistol I've ever seen in non-educational media.

  • @SonofKiernan
    @SonofKiernan 3 роки тому +19

    Really cool to see Joel and his mom bonding in these videos

  • @Monkeychow3
    @Monkeychow3 3 роки тому +50

    thank you joel this genuinely made my day

  • @skullnumb1532
    @skullnumb1532 3 роки тому +19

    I love how the backgrounds are getting more and more detailed we really appreciate the effort you put in these videos. Thank you Joel.

  • @Superintendent_Chalmers
    @Superintendent_Chalmers 3 роки тому +23

    I love how the skits seem to last until one of you breaks character during the improv~ bravo guys. Love everything you do~! Congrats on the van~!

  • @curtisrusso8741
    @curtisrusso8741 3 роки тому +42

    "why not dude, she's chill, she burns down"
    That got me good 😂
    I fucking love your videos dude. You're a legend.

  • @plexus
    @plexus 3 роки тому +129

    This guy is definitely getting his own adult swim show before long.

    • @imnotgivingmynametoamachine683
      @imnotgivingmynametoamachine683 3 роки тому +11

      I hope he does whatever works best for him, for sure it would fit AS but if he's able to do what he wants with patreon and ad revenue then hopefully he can just keep doing it the way he wants.

    • @mike92505
      @mike92505 2 роки тому +2

      This is classic adult swim humor. I love it!

    • @Joker-no1fz
      @Joker-no1fz 2 роки тому

      it would be the only funny live action show ive seen on adult swim.

  • @vicwaters87
    @vicwaters87 3 роки тому +10

    "Y-You don't get to make me the bad guy here...!"
    (suddenly sees lifebar above head)
    ".....Ah."

  • @CorundumDevil
    @CorundumDevil 3 роки тому +12

    Never forget: including that mask-slip laugh at the end is what always gets me 100%. Love you guys, you're hilarious.

  • @dandobi
    @dandobi Рік тому +9

    I would pay big money to watch this sketch roll for another 30 minutes.

  • @fellowyou2ber
    @fellowyou2ber 3 роки тому +54

    "wanna know how I got these scars?"
    No seriously I wanna know where that eye scar came from. Gang violence? Maybe a conveniently placed chandelier fell on his face. We may never know

    • @chronica6457
      @chronica6457 3 роки тому +4

      It's what happens when you judge the wrong culture

    • @GameFuMaster
      @GameFuMaster 3 роки тому +2

      Just a cousin's cat.

    • @TheRealMirCat
      @TheRealMirCat 3 роки тому +1

      A night of intense group ceremony with lots of praying

  • @Azianshredder91
    @Azianshredder91 3 роки тому +36

    The script in this one was killing me! Hilarious and very cool, Joel.

    • @Jiamil
      @Jiamil 3 роки тому

      Script?

    • @Azianshredder91
      @Azianshredder91 3 роки тому +1

      @@Jiamil my bad. I should have said: improvised, witty, off the cuff banter.

  • @shreks_loins3963
    @shreks_loins3963 2 роки тому +6

    The VHS tape filter makes Joel’s videos all the more better. It’s like nostalgia on garlic bread. Delicious.

  • @WhoisCake
    @WhoisCake 3 роки тому +12

    The laugh at the end was really the cherry on top.

  • @jimbobur
    @jimbobur 3 роки тому +15

    "My mum always prays on her knees, stop making it weird."

  • @quiteindeed6809
    @quiteindeed6809 3 роки тому +3

    0:05 That's one lethal shake weight.

  • @regicidalnut
    @regicidalnut 3 роки тому +10

    I love that even the bounty laughs and knows he's full of it 🤣

  • @GwenLucille
    @GwenLucille 3 роки тому +21

    Feels like a side quest straight out of Mass Effect. Loved it!

  • @doctorphil3191
    @doctorphil3191 3 роки тому +1

    dude i love the art style so much and all the videos are fucking hilarious

  • @yuranashi
    @yuranashi 3 роки тому +11

    "why not dude, she's chill, she burns down" broke me xD

  • @HiHowAreYou2012
    @HiHowAreYou2012 3 роки тому +80

    plot twist: they're actually messing with him

  • @bamuz
    @bamuz 2 роки тому +2

    “She’s chill, she burns down”

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 роки тому +597

    Hilarious and very cool

    •  3 роки тому +7

      Bruh, your are one of those youtuber who comment on other channels to get attention for your scams and clickbait trash content

    • @morellatovar4151
      @morellatovar4151 3 роки тому +1

      Bien

    • @Sheikrisvan1991
      @Sheikrisvan1991 3 роки тому

      Very cool

  • @Raziel236
    @Raziel236 3 роки тому +107

    Funny thing is, this would probably happen if we met aliens.

    • @aiiiia9971
      @aiiiia9971 3 роки тому +2

      AGREED

    • @sinisterthoughts2896
      @sinisterthoughts2896 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah...

    • @ostiariusalpha
      @ostiariusalpha 3 роки тому +7

      Can you imagine it being the other way around though?
      Aliens: What do you mean that wearing your hat backwards doesn't imply that you want to be anally probed? That's what it means literally everywhere else in the galaxy!
      Hooman: No, dude! It's just our traditional garb for letting babes know what Chads we are.
      Aliens: Okay... so it really just signals that you're a giant douche that _deserves_ to be probed. We can work with that. (Picks up the BIG probe)

  • @NingNingTP
    @NingNingTP 2 роки тому +3

    It took me about 5 watches before I noticed the mother winks when the son says "She burns down."
    Very well placed, Joel!