Cooking Mama: PETA Speedrun (2m 2s - World Record Attempt)

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  • Опубліковано 2 січ 2020
  • this is a former WR of the parody game Cooking Mama: The unauthorized PETA edition.
    surely an epic gamer achievement tho
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  • @randomgal5196
    @randomgal5196 3 роки тому +23747

    PETA: makes a game to make people feel bad about cooking animals
    Speedrunners: *Cook it faster*

    • @TARRSS
      @TARRSS 3 роки тому +195

      XD

    • @slawof9442
      @slawof9442 3 роки тому +1058

      This comes to show how PETA’s way of forcing you to become vegan backfires painfully

    • @inforenv
      @inforenv 3 роки тому +64

      right

    • @mikurero1762
      @mikurero1762 3 роки тому +353

      Also this game is just gonna make future psychopaths kill animals faster cause they find this game and be like it's kinda fun it's time to do it in real life.

    • @abandondedaccountwithshitc4070
      @abandondedaccountwithshitc4070 3 роки тому +20

      XDD

  • @maxfecteau
    @maxfecteau 3 роки тому +4044

    I love how instead of actually helping, this is peta’s response to animal cruelty.

    • @TheHappyGabeShow
      @TheHappyGabeShow 3 роки тому +195

      This is what boomers should be booming about, messing up children's childhoods

    • @hotfocaccia6070
      @hotfocaccia6070 3 роки тому +95

      Nah this is an interactive walkthrough of what happens to animals in their animal shelters

    • @maxfecteau
      @maxfecteau 3 роки тому +157

      @@hotfocaccia6070 more like a children-oriented step-by-step tutorial on how to be cruel to turkeys

    • @melodica_man0216
      @melodica_man0216 3 роки тому +164

      @@maxfecteau and even then, it’s already dead in the game. All your really doing is just being a bad cook and messing with a turkey corpse

    • @knowvoid9958
      @knowvoid9958 3 роки тому +47

      Any produce farm of veggies tofu and fruit kill countless animals and clear forests from time to time to protect their crops. There is no guilt free food. Everything but fish has been extremely mutated.

  • @vvvvallejo4556
    @vvvvallejo4556 Рік тому +1279

    i think the most outrageous part of this is how they tried to make egg cracking violent by adding blood

    • @ThatOneGuy-gd8jm
      @ThatOneGuy-gd8jm 6 місяців тому +200

      Yeah. Nothing like some good old unfertilised egg blood

    • @vannillaAJofficial204
      @vannillaAJofficial204 5 місяців тому +34

      ​@@ThatOneGuy-gd8jm yum😋

    • @corndogznketup
      @corndogznketup 4 місяці тому +72

      PETA I don’t think that’s how cracking eggs works.

    • @shrekshrek
      @shrekshrek 3 місяці тому +11

      but this happens sometimes it happened to me twice

    • @vannillaAJofficial204
      @vannillaAJofficial204 3 місяці тому +22

      @@shrekshrek well thats odd
      the eggs were probably fertilized, because i dont remember unfertilized eggs containing blood at all, that or im missing something

  • @nini-qy8do
    @nini-qy8do Рік тому +1849

    I played this a lot as a kid thinking it was just a cooking game. I was used to chickens and turkeys being butchered since every summer I stayed with my grandparents who had a farm. I got used to it overtime so the game was literally just that a game. I was more worried because they didn't clean up the turkey properly and that my grandparents would be mad.

    • @pinata1368
      @pinata1368 Рік тому +44

      lol

    • @Super0of4
      @Super0of4 11 місяців тому +29

      lmao

    • @yourkaiishere4000
      @yourkaiishere4000 10 місяців тому +180

      Peta doesn't know how to cook

    • @anuszbizsergetokommentek2171
      @anuszbizsergetokommentek2171 10 місяців тому +1

      Same

    • @LimerActive
      @LimerActive 10 місяців тому +54

      BRO SAME I though it was just a happy game cause i played this on friv when I was 5? Idk but yeah i was having fun and I didnt understand death yet yknow so yeah thats why I agree with u

  • @n3v3rm0r3
    @n3v3rm0r3 3 роки тому +4621

    I love how PETA thinks this going to stop people eating meat.😁

    • @Anomalyundetected
      @Anomalyundetected 3 роки тому +574

      Its even more hilarious when you realize that they're also one of the most cruelest organization cause they kill a shit ton of animals

    • @giyuutomioka5662
      @giyuutomioka5662 3 роки тому +334

      Peta kills animals for no reason so I think we're fine

    • @giyuutomioka5662
      @giyuutomioka5662 3 роки тому +42

      @@Anomalyundetected ikr

    • @jmtrad1906
      @jmtrad1906 3 роки тому +273

      We kill to eat, PETA kill because they want to cut costs.

    • @smexyboi8467
      @smexyboi8467 3 роки тому +75

      I'm begining to think PETA is the one who's taking it to far now.

  • @juangallardo1269
    @juangallardo1269 3 роки тому +4035

    I used to play peta games because I couldn't afford the actual games they were parodying. I don't think I ever got the message peta was sending.

    • @slawof9442
      @slawof9442 3 роки тому +317

      Good. You were too young to be those forceful vegans

    • @SynoTheKing
      @SynoTheKing 3 роки тому +190

      I remember playing a game made by them called Super Chick Sister, it was basically a Mario parody ranting about KFC and McDonalds

    • @juangallardo1269
      @juangallardo1269 3 роки тому +41

      @@SynoTheKing thats the one I played the most as a kid

    • @keydagger9115
      @keydagger9115 3 роки тому +33

      @@SynoTheKing Damn. I played that game as a kid and found it pretty fun ngl

    • @ShiratoriIsOffline
      @ShiratoriIsOffline 3 роки тому +1

      BRUH same😂😂

  •  10 місяців тому +245

    Ah yes, the different components of an egg: the shell, the white, the yolk, and blood.

    • @caav56
      @caav56 6 місяців тому +5

      Someone got finger punctured by the broken shell, I guess.

    • @warsawcattus
      @warsawcattus Місяць тому

      Chicken miscarriages? Idk

  • @mozzeralleh
    @mozzeralleh 9 місяців тому +76

    i love how the veins and organs are hyperclean yet literally EVERYTHING else is bloodsoaked

    • @WhatIsThatThingDoing
      @WhatIsThatThingDoing 3 місяці тому +6

      If you've ever done a dissection, distinguishing parts could be described as trying to study a carpet to tell which threads are red, which ones are scarlet and which ones are vermillion.

  • @francocaceres5986
    @francocaceres5986 3 роки тому +10404

    I played this as a kid, thinking it was the normal game. I was so confused when I saw the normal game.

  • @cowboybarbaryn1302
    @cowboybarbaryn1302 3 роки тому +1626

    “Damn that’s disgusting”
    *takes another bite of cheeseburger*

  • @ODIOLASFUNCIONESNUEVASDEYT
    @ODIOLASFUNCIONESNUEVASDEYT Рік тому +238

    I played this as a child and loved every second of it, I actually thought it was like a "realistic" cooking game and I didnt understand the "eating chicken/turkey bad" message, didnt really learn anything at all so i kept eating my chicken nuggets as if it was nothing

  • @Zula_The_Squid
    @Zula_The_Squid Рік тому +117

    I'm not ashamed to confess that both dishes got me drooling.

  • @YourLocalPlagueDoctor
    @YourLocalPlagueDoctor 3 роки тому +4406

    Now we know why peta is vegan
    They can’t cook

  • @randomfluffkingt.9364
    @randomfluffkingt.9364 3 роки тому +1173

    PETA: makes a game to show how eating animals is apparently messed up
    Speed runners:
    *Ka-chow.*

    • @mewyorkcityf46607
      @mewyorkcityf46607 3 роки тому +7

      It also shows that mama is not only a lousy chef but can’t properly clean or prepare a turkey to be cooked

    • @bshugks4350
      @bshugks4350 3 роки тому +16

      That Turkey looked so raw it could probably still move

    • @PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl
      @PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl Рік тому +4

      @@bshugks4350 I thought it was a Chicken

    • @Justarandomidiot800
      @Justarandomidiot800 11 місяців тому

      @@bshugks4350 i would eat it

    • @bshugks4350
      @bshugks4350 11 місяців тому +1

      I feel old now

  • @LukeIsHere231
    @LukeIsHere231 Рік тому +155

    PETA: this will make people feel bad for the animals
    People: **Cooking as fastas possible**
    PETA: no, that's not what you are supposed to do

    • @zagupaper15
      @zagupaper15 Рік тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @therealpyrotf2
      @therealpyrotf2 8 місяців тому +3

      "that's not how you're supposed to play the game"

    • @adibfarhan7956
      @adibfarhan7956 5 місяців тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @flytie3861
    @flytie3861 8 місяців тому +11

    The only thing i would criticize this is they don't clean the turkey properly.

  • @notrelatedbyblood7957
    @notrelatedbyblood7957 2 роки тому +6305

    I like how peta’s attempt to scar children into never liking meat just ended up creating video game sadists and nothing else

    • @EL-ce6bg
      @EL-ce6bg 2 роки тому +59

      All peta members should be arrested and executed. Their corpses need to be burned. They created more serial killers and doesn't take responsibility for it.

    • @Fierywell
      @Fierywell 2 роки тому +45

      @@EL-ce6bg uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @superhydra8873
      @superhydra8873 2 роки тому +20

      @@EL-ce6bg freak.

    • @mza.26
      @mza.26 2 роки тому +23

      @@EL-ce6bg W

    • @mertarican5456
      @mertarican5456 2 роки тому +45

      @@EL-ce6bg Oh have you played peta games in your childhood by any chance XD

  • @guaperryz596
    @guaperryz596 3 роки тому +4012

    Peta: this game is to make children vegan
    Children: i am terrified and scared
    Peta: See? Vegan

    • @Zephyrius8
      @Zephyrius8 3 роки тому +262

      I would play this game for so long as a kid and it was fun as hell and looked hilarious

    • @ProxiProtogen
      @ProxiProtogen 3 роки тому +93

      I remember own and playing the game when i was 6... it was my most played game

    • @Zephyrius8
      @Zephyrius8 3 роки тому +60

      @@ProxiProtogen it was actually really fun to make the meat dishes

    • @smexyboi8467
      @smexyboi8467 3 роки тому +152

      Not only did they not even clean the blood, but the neck isn't fully removed, they left the vocal chords in the neck, and didn't even cook the chicken to a golden brown. Instead of making me not want to eat meat, this just makes me want to point out your cooking errors. If you want to make me feel bad, at least make it look like an actual meal, instead of a pile of roadkill.
      Edit: Thanks for the likes!

    • @edmg7
      @edmg7 3 роки тому +73

      @@smexyboi8467 but they need it to look disgusting so they can use a strawman for their propaganda. Otherwise it might look like they're...wrong 😏

  • @yungachat6384
    @yungachat6384 8 місяців тому +13

    Man, PETA made Lacey’s restraint before Lacey

  • @pedromeiramendesyoutuberpe7203

    the game went from "turkey dead" and then the turkey was alive in the end

  • @kadbad8036
    @kadbad8036 3 роки тому +3539

    imagine making a game to stop “animal abuse” and people *SPEEDRUN IT*

    • @lucymcm261511
      @lucymcm261511 3 роки тому +11

      Lol

    • @lucymcm261511
      @lucymcm261511 3 роки тому +10

      No comments wow

    • @lucymcm261511
      @lucymcm261511 3 роки тому +7

      But 222 likes

    • @SCKKKKK
      @SCKKKKK 3 роки тому +6

      Well yes it is important message but it's still game with a good gameplay

    • @Lawbringer.
      @Lawbringer. 3 роки тому +51

      @@imfreefallinq cleary hating on the game, i crack and egg and guess what? its not bleeding. this game is so exaggerated.

  • @Yasahiro1011
    @Yasahiro1011 3 роки тому +2446

    That chicken just makes me think that people in PETA are like that because they don’t even understand how animal based products are prepared really. If I saw someone offer me a chicken like that obviously I’d complain
    Edit: My most upvoted comment on youtube is also the one where I call Turkey a Chicken. I feel ashamed but also so happy

    • @averagebriarmain
      @averagebriarmain 3 роки тому +279

      waiter : heres your chicken
      you : wait why does it still have the nerves out
      and whats up with the blood still on it
      and what the hell did you put in this stuffing

    • @quinntanium350
      @quinntanium350 3 роки тому +172

      @@averagebriarmain Why the hell is there a feather in my eggs?

    • @TheHappyGabeShow
      @TheHappyGabeShow 3 роки тому +102

      I'd be like:
      It took me 2 hours to get here, so waiter what's on the menu?
      Waiter: I will say our day special is a wealthy chicken, care to order?
      Sure!
      *2 minutes later*
      That was-
      Waiter: here's your meal sir
      WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK I ORDERED?This is so obviously undercooked!
      Waiter: my apologies sir, the main chef was out today so we got the world's fastest cooker, a speedrunner!
      ....I'm not hungry.....
      Waiter: have a good day sir.

    • @HuneeBruh
      @HuneeBruh 3 роки тому +27

      @@averagebriarmain waiter: oh, it’s just fresh

    • @daboigamerfrankli3232
      @daboigamerfrankli3232 3 роки тому +17

      Kitchen nightmares in a nutshell.

  • @derricksquared
    @derricksquared Рік тому +20

    My memories of this game fused with the memories of the actual game and I was confused as to why one of the cooking mama games had a level with de-feathering a turkey lmao

  • @itsjake82
    @itsjake82 Рік тому +7

    2:06 i like that scene

  • @supercoolhandle1
    @supercoolhandle1 3 роки тому +5741

    The fact that the veins looked like wires just prove that birds aren’t real.

    • @filhadaputa69420
      @filhadaputa69420 3 роки тому +45

      Yeah

    • @filhadaputa69420
      @filhadaputa69420 3 роки тому +25

      @Fifran idk too :/

    • @redactedgamersgd1788
      @redactedgamersgd1788 3 роки тому +96

      @Fifran
      probably a goverment spy drone

    • @Simon-xi7lb
      @Simon-xi7lb 3 роки тому +30

      birds are the bourgeoisie

    • @aa2748
      @aa2748 3 роки тому +58

      Birds are just a goverment invention to make us get sick of salmonella to reduce the population and spend less in public services 😠

  • @RandomHans
    @RandomHans 3 роки тому +707

    when I was a kid, I has no idea that peta created this, and now they are literally comparable to team plasma

    • @jadedoptimistt
      @jadedoptimistt 3 роки тому +135

      Nah. They're worse. Team Plasma doesn't kill every Pokémon they catch.

    • @the7guy
      @the7guy 3 роки тому +37

      @@jadedoptimistt OOOOHHHHHH LMAO

    • @xNovaNebulax
      @xNovaNebulax 3 роки тому +19

      worst thing is. they acctually made Pokemon parody ganes--

    • @RandomHans
      @RandomHans 3 роки тому +6

      @@xNovaNebulax true

    • @thatoneotheridiot3361
      @thatoneotheridiot3361 3 роки тому +18

      @@jadedoptimistt PETA doesn't kill every animal they catch either, only around 98% of them.
      PETA sucks.

  • @Mugiwaranoluffy6068
    @Mugiwaranoluffy6068 9 місяців тому +2

    "because of you... Mama loves animals!"
    *Proceeds to cook a chicken*

  • @francescova79
    @francescova79 9 місяців тому +3

    0:27 As i cook often eggs directly from my grandma's chickens, there abosutely is no way eggs could drop blood

  • @un1xify
    @un1xify 3 роки тому +510

    If anything it makes you question “Mama” if she actually cooked without properly cleaning the food

    • @p1nstark
      @p1nstark 3 роки тому +23

      Now that's too far, bacterias aren't a joke

    • @clony-utrabadlander3332
      @clony-utrabadlander3332 3 роки тому

      @@p1nstark totally!

    • @mewyorkcityf46607
      @mewyorkcityf46607 3 роки тому +13

      Mama is a terrible chef and just messed with a turkey corpse. She didn’t bother taking half the organs, nerves, and things out and there was blood on the chicken when it was done. The moral of this game? Probably that cooking mama is a lousy cook.

    • @jaiden7441
      @jaiden7441 3 роки тому

      @@mewyorkcityf46607 r/woooosh

    • @Cat_DeGaulle
      @Cat_DeGaulle 3 роки тому +1

      Yes she is NOT COOKING IT PROPERLY

  • @tiseril
    @tiseril 2 роки тому +4058

    PETA: *Adds a lot of blood and gore to a cooking game*
    Doom fans: Finally, a nice cooking sim

  • @BeachioSandschannel
    @BeachioSandschannel Рік тому +4

    PETA is the equivalent of that one old man yells at cloud meme.

  • @moonamoonz
    @moonamoonz 10 місяців тому +5

    This actually made me more hungry for chicken

  • @toritori64_
    @toritori64_ 3 роки тому +5788

    Fun fact: Holding a chicken like she did at the end would put stress on it and be painful. Great job PETA :)

    • @friedchicken2606
      @friedchicken2606 3 роки тому +450

      It would kill it from suffocation

    • @thefalcon9234
      @thefalcon9234 3 роки тому +869

      I think it’s obvious pets knows nothing about animals. They have another game where you paint snow foxes to ruin their coats for poachers but all that does is ruin their camouflage and make them more susceptible to predators. They also have another game where you play as a red lobster, lobsters are only red when they are cooked...

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 3 роки тому +218

      @JayPlaysStuff But we're still meant to take them seriously. Yeah right...

    • @howareyoumoreofaclownthanme
      @howareyoumoreofaclownthanme 3 роки тому +163

      @JayPlaysStuff If it's an exaggeration then they're complaining about something that isn't happening. I mean, it's accurate for PETA, but generally when you try to advocate for something you want to be factually accurate about it.

    • @rookie8084
      @rookie8084 3 роки тому +24

      This game was to feel bad for killing animals lol

  • @petra_gr
    @petra_gr 3 роки тому +3029

    PETA: makes a game to try to turn kids vegan.
    People: ok, this is gross, but ima still eat meat

    • @edmg7
      @edmg7 3 роки тому +191

      It kinda helps that in real life people properly prepare the food.

    • @mrman_4234
      @mrman_4234 3 роки тому +125

      PETA hurt itself in its confusion

    • @-Puppet-
      @-Puppet- 3 роки тому +18

      As long as it tastes good I dont care

    • @jacky9575
      @jacky9575 3 роки тому +3

      @@-Puppet- Even if it's not healthy or safe to eat?

    • @-Puppet-
      @-Puppet- 3 роки тому +19

      @@jacky9575 I mean its tastes good so yeah but if its un healthy and I prefer something better than I would just eat what taste the best

  • @Laura16274
    @Laura16274 9 місяців тому +1

    The way peta made a 'scary' game that 'taught' everyone a lesson. But we just thought that this game was normal, cool and amazing. Peta failed😂

  • @eira8981
    @eira8981 9 місяців тому +2

    If this was the real way to cook chicken i will never eat it again

  • @pastapocky575
    @pastapocky575 3 роки тому +4234

    Peta: tries to terrify children by making them kill animals
    Me, raised in a farm: *oh I did that before*

  • @eden603
    @eden603 3 роки тому +4399

    i remember loving playing this as a child- oml i was a sadistic baby

    • @jenniferisabitch9517
      @jenniferisabitch9517 3 роки тому +296

      Lol I don’t think that was what PETA wanted but what did they expect

    • @angvlic
      @angvlic 3 роки тому +78

      I’m still sadistic

    • @ase6511
      @ase6511 3 роки тому +76

      Ya I loved to play this and I was playing another game where they made you raise a chicken and then you saw him die then you see him made into food. Then you had to raise another one.

    • @idiotidiot3410
      @idiotidiot3410 3 роки тому

      I did too

    • @mayamelodyegg1607
      @mayamelodyegg1607 3 роки тому +56

      I legit thought THIS was cooking mama when I was younger. like the actual game

  • @kyleromero9912
    @kyleromero9912 Рік тому +20

    One of the actually fun games peta has made.

  • @czechoslovakia1090
    @czechoslovakia1090 Рік тому +1

    This is what peta actually does to their animals in shelters

  • @kkfaller
    @kkfaller 3 роки тому +778

    This turkey is weak it bled after feathers being plucked he would never make it in the wild

  • @Kellognr
    @Kellognr 3 роки тому +953

    **People who live near or at the poles: “I guess I’ll die then.”**
    I love how PETA says animals are abused by humans, when they themselves abuse animals.

    • @lilgreenslimecat
      @lilgreenslimecat 3 роки тому +66

      PETA: don't eat animals!
      Nenet/eskimo whose diet consists of raw raindeer meat like on 80%: am I a joke to you

    • @Cabesandia
      @Cabesandia 3 роки тому +9

      I don't disagree but your comment implies PETA guys aren't human lol

    • @Cat_DeGaulle
      @Cat_DeGaulle 3 роки тому +14

      Yes because the people that work at peta are humans i think so they abuse the animals to bump up those rating by abuseing a dog then bring in other people and take care of the dog then its killed but they say it was adopted see a perfect surkle of pets abuse.

    • @ernestow2575
      @ernestow2575 3 роки тому +5

      i think it's more like "don't industrialize animals in a crowded space making them go trough painful process, stress and unhealthy conditions but if you hunt wild animals to survive then it's okay i guess"

    • @ArtzieKit
      @ArtzieKit 3 роки тому +5

      So true lmao, really hypocritical of them

  • @zerocerial4346
    @zerocerial4346 9 місяців тому +4

    Lo jugué como a mis nueve y desde ese día pensé que esta saga de videojuegos era oficialmente de hacer estas cosas tan “ crudas “ ( si el objetivo de Peta era trauma niños lo consiguieron)

  • @fransthefox9682
    @fransthefox9682 9 місяців тому +2

    PETA: *is kidnapping perfectly healthy and happy animals to abuse them and starve them for years, then "put them out of their mysery"*
    Someone: *eats meat*
    PETA: "You are a murderer! How dare you!"

    • @Noqshi
      @Noqshi 9 місяців тому

      True

  • @FumiDoku
    @FumiDoku 3 роки тому +3667

    i played this as a kid i really thought this was the real cooking mama

  • @SneakTheOcto
    @SneakTheOcto 3 роки тому +1073

    PETA: We must save the animals!
    Also PETA: Haha, dead animal go bleeeeh.

    • @finnthehuman4408
      @finnthehuman4408 3 роки тому +58

      Yea they hate it when we eat meat however there ok with kidnapping and killing pets

    • @iinvertedsenkol7879
      @iinvertedsenkol7879 3 роки тому +1

      @@finnthehuman4408 ;-;

    • @Alan-xg4yr
      @Alan-xg4yr 3 роки тому +8

      @@finnthehuman4408 well the cooking in petas version is just messy so it wont make any difference would it

    • @mertarican5456
      @mertarican5456 2 роки тому +5

      @@finnthehuman4408 what ever makes the most money goes.

    • @_blank-_
      @_blank-_ Рік тому

      @@finnthehuman4408 Based PETA

  • @augustoortiz1254
    @augustoortiz1254 9 місяців тому +1

    Fun fact : the tofu is more dangerous to the ambient than kill the turkey

    • @Bagus_1003
      @Bagus_1003 9 місяців тому

      How? And what's the Context?

  • @ayanosan9889
    @ayanosan9889 7 місяців тому +2

    ทำอีกต่อไปนะคะ ฟังเพลินมากก สนุกมากๆเยย

  • @nzeity0160
    @nzeity0160 3 роки тому +417

    Did the eggs bleed when cracked, and who leaves a bloody turkey to be stuffed lmao, Peta just plain nasty

    • @vladimirmakarov3314
      @vladimirmakarov3314 3 роки тому +29

      Also Peter doesn’t know how eggs work because the feathers seem to appear from the eggs when you crack it like that’s not how an egg works like the pita team could probably get sued from the CookingMama team for copyright infringement

    • @CaptHaidar
      @CaptHaidar 3 роки тому +15

      Gordon ramsay would obviously beat their asses for cooking like that

    • @intijosedavidmunozescobar8038
      @intijosedavidmunozescobar8038 3 роки тому +4

      @@CaptHaidar
      *"¿WHAT ARE YOU?"*
      😠 🍞☹🍞

    • @tag8740
      @tag8740 3 роки тому +2

      not funny didn’t laugh

    • @userthesecond4854
      @userthesecond4854 3 роки тому +5

      @@tag8740 who asked

  • @Jrod2010
    @Jrod2010 3 роки тому +1260

    The worst thing about this is serving a giant dome of tofu to your family, therefore, proving you don't love them.

    • @nostrodelaantares8416
      @nostrodelaantares8416 3 роки тому +50

      @Scatman but with an C what in the living fuck are you talking about?

    • @jxssica8602
      @jxssica8602 3 роки тому +73

      @Scatman but with an C what in my moms nation have you been smoking

    • @AntonisZ73
      @AntonisZ73 3 роки тому +17

      @Scatman but with an C you understand he made a joke and you just make yourself look stupid , right ?

    • @Cinnabun9
      @Cinnabun9 3 роки тому +3

      @Scatman but with an C Please go to a hospital

    • @Alan-xg4yr
      @Alan-xg4yr 3 роки тому +10

      @Scatman but with an C well well someone has been smoking today

  • @yuki_BFD1
    @yuki_BFD1 7 місяців тому

    the end made me get tears of joy 😭

  • @ramonperez6961
    @ramonperez6961 7 місяців тому

    When we were kids, my brother and I loved this game and always looked forward when our mom cooked chicken because it made us hungry.

  • @Encantur
    @Encantur 3 роки тому +374

    If nintendo ever catches sight of this, we gonna have a top tier anime battle on our hands.

    • @AntonisZ73
      @AntonisZ73 3 роки тому +3

      Cookie run

    • @maniram5089
      @maniram5089 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah but when they are going after the big house and twitch streamers and you tubers for playing their own games I doubt it

    • @Cohen-
      @Cohen- 3 роки тому +2

      They already did Pokemon, and it was absolutely horrible.
      Pokemon "Black and Blue" it's called if u wanna check it out

  • @spheniscidae
    @spheniscidae 3 роки тому +150

    I remember playing this as a kid and thinking "is this how I'm gonna have to cook when I'm an adult? That'll make such a big mess..."

    • @kamilmaterna754
      @kamilmaterna754 3 роки тому +10

      I had similar reaction but you know ahhmm... "It's a circul of life..." etc.

    • @Z.4chry
      @Z.4chry 3 роки тому +3

      Is this available on phones D:

    • @rainbowdroidman
      @rainbowdroidman 3 роки тому +2

      @@Z.4chry it’s a browser game but idk if it’s flash or if it’s html5

  • @uzziel524
    @uzziel524 2 місяці тому +1

    "I would never put rat in my ratatouille" -Office Create

  • @cumshitman0420
    @cumshitman0420 8 місяців тому +1

    I let my sister played this when she grew a little older because i introduced her to the game when she was 6 after seeing this she went "what the hell thats how we cook in the countryside" instead of what PETA expect you to react

  • @yourtypicalcupoftea
    @yourtypicalcupoftea 2 роки тому +589

    I find it funny because the actual cooking mama lets you cook all-vegetarian dishes, peta might’ve forgot that it’s up to you

    • @My-name-is-user-tx6ow1ss3b
      @My-name-is-user-tx6ow1ss3b 4 місяці тому +12

      Полностью согласен, там должен был быть выбор между мясом и веганским питанием, но PETA просто хотела показать вам больше МЯСА !

    • @bloomingosmanthus9110
      @bloomingosmanthus9110 2 місяці тому +1

      ​​@@My-name-is-user-tx6ow1ss3bменя в детстве вообще ничего не смутило, ибо мои родители держали кур и разделка тушек была обычным делом. Прибавим к этому ещё и языковой барьер.
      Претензии были только к тому, сколько мусора оставалось в готовом блюде...

  • @HARVEYcambero
    @HARVEYcambero 3 роки тому +1446

    Wait, this was designed to actually make feel bad?, this is my favorite cooking mama edition.

    • @Speedyboy3293
      @Speedyboy3293 2 роки тому +12

      Same

    • @remin_a
      @remin_a 2 роки тому +63

      peta always does guilt trippy stuff

    • @vladthelazyslowpoke7222
      @vladthelazyslowpoke7222 2 роки тому +16

      @@remin_a because pets are godtier clowns

    • @kikenaround
      @kikenaround 2 роки тому +7

      Peta is garbage, biased morons. Glad they brought us a good game.

    • @prodroxch
      @prodroxch 2 роки тому +39

      The only thing that made me feel bad was how badly the turkey was cooked 😭

  • @JoeContext
    @JoeContext Рік тому +2

    I played some of these PETA games as a kid and wasn't even aware they were meant to have a message. Part of why these games didn't work is that people already made "mario but with shitloads of blood and stuff" for shits and giggles so if you were a kid on the internet in the late 2000s/early 2010s like I was they just blended right in

  • @GigabiteAnimeReviews
    @GigabiteAnimeReviews 9 місяців тому

    PEtA: Make Cooking Game with Gore and Blood.
    Nintendo Lawyers: Fuck em up/Shoot em down!

  • @ohno2480
    @ohno2480 3 роки тому +1461

    I remember this game from when I was younger, and instead of thinking it was cruel, I thought it wasn't clean because nobody bothered to clean up the blood and everything, and I was worried about the people's health when they ate it.

    • @Miguel-bs6kh
      @Miguel-bs6kh 3 роки тому +129

      I thought it was just some over the top parody back then

    • @Miguel-bs6kh
      @Miguel-bs6kh 3 роки тому +3

      @@barterobarterowski2381 bruh

    • @huffthepuff13
      @huffthepuff13 3 роки тому +5

      @@Miguel-bs6kh same

    • @ohno2480
      @ohno2480 3 роки тому +26

      @@skycladobserver2408 If someone is gonna make a game, it should at least accomplish what it's designed for, that's kinda sad lol

    • @kubix426
      @kubix426 3 роки тому +17

      God you worried about humans not animals, epic moment

  • @the7guy
    @the7guy 3 роки тому +187

    I love how they think making turkey is a bloody disgusting mess of a process.

    • @facefish1713
      @facefish1713 3 роки тому +26

      If start from the base of the slaughter, it is. But the cooking process is totaly clean and not like that

    • @the7guy
      @the7guy 3 роки тому +8

      @@facefish1713 Yep, they think the bloodiness of the slaughtering persists to the table.

    • @Cat_DeGaulle
      @Cat_DeGaulle 3 роки тому +3

      @@the7guy if it did run

    • @caav56
      @caav56 6 місяців тому

      @@the7guy I mean, for a shitty enough cook...

  • @bucketman980
    @bucketman980 2 місяці тому +1

    Peta: We love animals and we save them!
    Peta: 5 minutes later: I-ican explain..

  • @FunMarioBros2021
    @FunMarioBros2021 Рік тому +2

    I remember playing this when I was 5 not even being aware that this was a vegan game, (note: I got banned from this game because it said killing in it) and when I was 6 I played the real cooking mama and I was like, this feels so different and in 2020 I was like oh ok now I know the difference

  • @bluelobster7774
    @bluelobster7774 3 роки тому +271

    PETA: Create a game to make you think that killing animals is bad.
    Speedrunner: Ou yea... SKIP.

  • @exclusivenick2546
    @exclusivenick2546 3 роки тому +231

    Peta: I'm tryi-
    This guy: speak faster imma go SPEED

  • @C.A._Old
    @C.A._Old 9 місяців тому +2

    Ah man... poor chickens. :-'(

  • @Byakku97
    @Byakku97 7 місяців тому +1

    Only now I'm finding out this was supposed to make me feel bad... I played it as a kid and honestly had a lot of fun lmao.

  • @georgelopes4589
    @georgelopes4589 3 роки тому +995

    Cracks open egg and.blood comes out.
    Pets: This is medically accurate.

    • @lizziebrooks9471
      @lizziebrooks9471 3 роки тому +12

      Finally a comment that isn’t about PETA

    • @superfilmbros3307
      @superfilmbros3307 3 роки тому

      100th like

    • @user-ii6sy4ow4s
      @user-ii6sy4ow4s 3 роки тому +5

      @@lizziebrooks9471 it is about peta

    • @noodle4438
      @noodle4438 3 роки тому

      @@lizziebrooks9471 judging by the comments i think peta made the game

    • @hligiselar1470
      @hligiselar1470 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao, this comment said "pets". Don't you guys realize it?

  • @TheOriginStudioGacha
    @TheOriginStudioGacha 3 роки тому +227

    omg. I just realized how wrong my young mind was, thinking that this is a normal game.
    Edit: uhhhh why is everyone suddenly liking this? Also I should've clarified that this comment was a joke but aight.

  • @Yaxxin23IsCool
    @Yaxxin23IsCool Місяць тому +1

    When i was a kid i was like “oh this is a nice game and i like the ending” then i saw the og and went “oh this is a nice game and i like that you can cook”

  • @Pequalidem
    @Pequalidem 20 днів тому

    This turkey looks delicious. Thanks for the recipe, I will try it!

  • @wander7812
    @wander7812 3 роки тому +115

    PETA just trying to scare children with this, like if those frozen dentist games weren't doing enough damage...

    • @idonthaveadarnname6023
      @idonthaveadarnname6023 3 роки тому +2

      🤣

    • @dog5506
      @dog5506 3 роки тому +7

      Can I just say, kidss will prefer the chicken recipe, because it's longer and you can do more stuff, you de-feather it, de-gut it and so on, I know they tried to make is seem as tofu is sooooo much easier to prepare, wich as for people looking to play games, less play time makes them dislike this.

    • @navyntune8158
      @navyntune8158 3 роки тому +1

      I miss old flash games
      I'll miss you, papa louie

    • @lie6365
      @lie6365 3 роки тому

      Haha you're right

    • @posyonose14
      @posyonose14 3 роки тому

      @@navyntune8158 you can download Y8 browser and play it there because it has the flash plugin built-in

  • @marleounbockmuhl6903
    @marleounbockmuhl6903 3 роки тому +333

    PETA: this game is to make you Vega-
    Everyone: enough, is *E N O U G H*

    • @taco5386
      @taco5386 3 роки тому +1

      @@nobodycares6761 your useless
      OHHHHH ROASTED

    • @catherinepablo3631
      @catherinepablo3631 3 роки тому

      @Kendall Mccall is this a ripoff? Thank

    • @Muffingavin
      @Muffingavin 3 роки тому +1

      This game is fun!

    • @ruthsevere8128
      @ruthsevere8128 3 роки тому +1

      @@taco5386 what did @Nobody Cares say I didnt see their comment

  • @SamantaUwU_97
    @SamantaUwU_97 Рік тому +3

    Peta wanted to make us feel disgusted but we loved it lol xD

  • @chayapatchosenone8377
    @chayapatchosenone8377 Рік тому +3

    Me who have cooked food before : Damn this is so realistic

  • @thomasparkin259
    @thomasparkin259 3 роки тому +841

    I get the feeling that the folks at PETA never slaughtered, prepared and cooked an animal before.
    It's really not that messy if you do it right and certainly a far better death than animals in the wild get.
    It's unpleasant to consider but basically every animal you see in the wild will die in terror, agony and probably starving.
    There are no peaceful deaths in nature, no wild animal dies before it realises what's happening.
    We can stand to improve the conditions animals are reared in, absolutely. But we certainly give animals a better death than they'll find in nature.

    • @hrzmann
      @hrzmann 3 роки тому +22

      The existence of worse things doesn't make a bad thing better. Humanity doesn't use wild animals, it produces additional lives for new unlucky fate. I don't say "go vegan", I just say that your argument is bad.

    • @thomasparkin259
      @thomasparkin259 3 роки тому +111

      @@hrzmann I think my argument is more about the strangeness of PETA's position, they spend so much effort and energy on abolishing something that simply will not stop until there's an equivalent quality and cheaper synthetic variant.
      Just imagine the good they could have done for the conditions of farmed animals if they had focused their efforts on improving farming conditions and campaigning for more strict animal welfare laws rather pushing people away with their aggressive position.
      Ownership of animals is not going to stop, the rearing and slaughter of animals will not stop any time soon.
      They would do far more good pushing for a more humane meat industry, the inevitable increased costs would also encourage the development of alternatives.

    • @bane2201
      @bane2201 3 роки тому +44

      They haven't prepared or cooked them, but they have slaughtered many. Take a look at the number of animals put down in their "shelters".

    • @nithsk
      @nithsk 3 роки тому +63

      @@bane2201 My grandma was walking near a PETA sanctuary and saw several dead animal bodies that were stoned to death with heavy blunt trauma, in a garbage bin.
      _It was still (slightly) alive in there._ Hopefully it didn't feel too much from shock.

    • @bane2201
      @bane2201 3 роки тому +34

      @@nithsk Holy fuck, that's legitimately evil. That actually made me feel ill. If PETA HQ caught on fire, I'd save the animals then block the exits.

  • @krisymac3514
    @krisymac3514 3 роки тому +344

    lmao I played this game as a kid because it was the only game I could find blood and violence and felt like a rebel. The blood part was my fav

    • @3h0archer49
      @3h0archer49 3 роки тому +24

      Lmao same. Y8 gang rise up

    • @Anotherone69777
      @Anotherone69777 3 роки тому +4

      Same

    • @nerathechildoflight9974
      @nerathechildoflight9974 3 роки тому +4

      Yes & yes, there’s going to be that one kid that’s weirded out by this, “OMG EW NO”.

    • @zmithyimafail8440
      @zmithyimafail8440 3 роки тому +2

      Dood ur so edgy damn, gonna have to call the police because we have a based psycho here.

    • @krisymac3514
      @krisymac3514 3 роки тому +6

      @@zmithyimafail8440 na. I was a pretty preppy kid. Just felt like a rebel for playing this game because I knew I likely wasn't suppose to. And thought it was funny how I liked the game for the opposite reason they intended for.

  • @Das_Red
    @Das_Red 10 місяців тому +1

    “because of you, mama loves animals!”
    i feel the game is talking shit about my cooking skills are bad as fuck

  • @zenek3916
    @zenek3916 Рік тому +1

    When your mom said "Cook the chicken" and she's coming back in 5 minutes:

  • @cheeseboi4217
    @cheeseboi4217 3 роки тому +367

    i like how they made this with the implication that everybody does this at home lmao

    • @dontkickmychick6076
      @dontkickmychick6076 2 роки тому +14

      @fluffy Drawns now you see the difference here is that you are an actual person, whereas in the Peta interconnected universe everyone is either a hyper-vegan saint or a meat eating barbarian who drinks the blood of baby animals and beats them for fun. No exceptions.

  • @kikenaround
    @kikenaround 2 роки тому +454

    This really backfired. Remember playing this when I was young. And I enjoyed it, at that.

    • @walterwhite4398
      @walterwhite4398 Рік тому +26

      I didn't even know that this ones we're actually a parody

    • @okipullup3367
      @okipullup3367 8 місяців тому +1

      Always though cooking games where bloody because of it, my memories about it is vague but I remember it took me half an hour to figure out what I have to do

  • @squidcrusher1485
    @squidcrusher1485 8 місяців тому

    I used to play this on the Y8 browser and always get super scared when the screen went dark and it would just be screams, one time I just started crying

  • @zakhie_
    @zakhie_ 7 місяців тому

    THE WAY I GOT THE ACTUAL COOKING MAMA AD BEFORE THE VIDEO STARTED

  • @bilufighter3890
    @bilufighter3890 3 роки тому +415

    Who is after Jiden

  • @epicgamer_7985
    @epicgamer_7985 3 роки тому +862

    I would love to see peta's reaction to their games getting speedrunned xD

    • @KubickQ
      @KubickQ 2 роки тому +23

      I mean the purpose of the game is to be played, and you play a game a lot when speedrunning

    • @AnNguyen-es4kx
      @AnNguyen-es4kx 2 роки тому +13

      Yeah, but when a game made to elicit disgust in people instead attract them to it, you know you fucked up your message
      Imagine making a Nazi game and people instead fell in love with the Reich. You'd say speed running the game is normal, but what about the people who made them explicitly to scare you off? Lmao

    • @thekeyandthegate4093
      @thekeyandthegate4093 2 роки тому +14

      PETA would be so excited, they'd probably kidnap and euthanize 10 more dogs in that day alone!

    • @ShortStop_Productions1992
      @ShortStop_Productions1992 Рік тому +2

      @@1b2f4c Screw Pokémon Red White and Blue! I hate it cause it ruined Pokémon!

  • @bcgsworld1234
    @bcgsworld1234 Рік тому +1

    When mom tells you to cook dinner but the finale of your favorite show comes on in 3 minutes

  • @Kahioro
    @Kahioro 2 роки тому +275

    -Do you think it will scare the children?
    -To the kids? It will give parents nightmares

  • @ingenieromanarchive7631
    @ingenieromanarchive7631 3 роки тому +462

    Peta: no you cant just speedrun our game that serves as a protest to nintendo:
    This guy: hahaaha speedrun go brrrr

  • @Iukie_-w-
    @Iukie_-w- 9 місяців тому

    PETA really cant go a second without traumatizing children bruh

  • @LemoneVR
    @LemoneVR Місяць тому

    I like that at the end, you're just playing cooking mama.

  • @LocalEarthmover
    @LocalEarthmover 3 роки тому +547

    The first gore we never forget.

    • @valtiel3310
      @valtiel3310 2 роки тому +1

      @Jason Allen nah thats not the gore we see here

    • @manulittle
      @manulittle 2 роки тому +3

      @Jason Allen WOW I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT, THAT WAS THE FIRST GORE I EVER SAW

    • @DaDoBeAr9859
      @DaDoBeAr9859 Рік тому +3

      Except "Happy tree friends" .... that was REALLY disturbing as a kid

    • @red7855
      @red7855 Рік тому

      “Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared”
      That was my first ever gore

    • @blueberry_kit932
      @blueberry_kit932 Рік тому

      @@red7855 U WATCH THAT OMG U SLAY THEN

  • @baldingfox77558
    @baldingfox77558 3 роки тому +115

    honestly for trying to turn "kids" vegan this should be rated 18+ it's gross

    • @brimst0ne896
      @brimst0ne896 3 роки тому +1

      This is literally a parody game, it's not actually trying to do that

    • @nevergonnagiveyouup7102
      @nevergonnagiveyouup7102 3 роки тому +2

      @@brimst0ne896 everyone know that peta force some gamer to be vegan
      They so ridiculous

    • @asolollol1866
      @asolollol1866 3 роки тому +2

      Peta is just a joke in the animal protection topic.

    • @baldingfox77558
      @baldingfox77558 3 роки тому

      @@asolollol1866 ik right?

    • @uzixcarti7834
      @uzixcarti7834 3 роки тому +1

      idk tho it looks kinda fun

  • @tree1594
    @tree1594 8 місяців тому +1

    tf was peta thinking??? they made me hungry for turkey

  • @joanbibiloni3208
    @joanbibiloni3208 9 місяців тому +1

    What's wrong with PETA, if somebody eats meat is okay, and cooking meat isnt "murdering" man, they are excessive

  • @blacksmoke6292
    @blacksmoke6292 3 роки тому +282

    The game totally did the opposite. I really loved the evil mama part because how different and cool it was.

  • @USDMXTHEPROEXPERT
    @USDMXTHEPROEXPERT 3 роки тому +150

    This game ruined my childhood, curse you PETA!!!

    • @SpookySquid14
      @SpookySquid14 3 роки тому +26

      For me it was Pokemon Black and Blue. Imagine being 9 years old, looking up pokemon because you love the series, and you see that in the images.

    • @voidfulunarxecularity8726
      @voidfulunarxecularity8726 3 роки тому +17

      me who was okay with the gore imagery:thanks peta,your effort was useless

    • @axe1447
      @axe1447 3 роки тому +13

      I actually liked the game and I was fine with it cause it was not that gorey anyways I still hate peta btw

    • @USDMXTHEPROEXPERT
      @USDMXTHEPROEXPERT 3 роки тому +9

      The main reason that peta was hated that, because the company itself is nothing but a house of lies.

    • @ProxiProtogen
      @ProxiProtogen 3 роки тому +4

      This game was my childhood lol

  • @catcadev
    @catcadev Рік тому

    Great job! It's pretty funny too that PETA leaves the vessels and feathers in the turkey... You can totally pluck those!

  • @3face857
    @3face857 7 місяців тому

    I mean, this is what cooking is about. There's really nothing too gory here. You'll see this every day.

  • @lostaccount8222
    @lostaccount8222 3 роки тому +272

    Now, from experience (of my neighbor giving me their chicken eggs) I don’t recall the eggs bleeding.

    • @verycoolman5724
      @verycoolman5724 3 роки тому +7

      *You’ll get used to it*

    • @Kenji17171
      @Kenji17171 3 роки тому +1

      @@verycoolman5724 why

    • @ruskypascual2453
      @ruskypascual2453 3 роки тому

      Soiudndijjjjjdloskd8d

    • @greenpizza2819
      @greenpizza2819 10 місяців тому +2

      eggs bleeding usually happens in fertilized eggs where the chick is developed by some degree iirc and that doesn't usually happen since domesticated hens are nowhere near roosters