Uhuru March for Reparations

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 12 тис.

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 2 роки тому +12518

    sidam for permanent cohost

  • @flamingo
    @flamingo 2 роки тому +22225

    Sidam did a really good job

  • @rorybanta515
    @rorybanta515 Рік тому +289

    "Haha you eat beans!"
    "Oh yeah? Well you are my slave!"
    What an awkward couple of lines

    • @chapterrv
      @chapterrv Рік тому +6

      Right???

    • @bartelgrant
      @bartelgrant Рік тому +28

      how in the world does that conversation not seem racist to her? Or at least why did she think that she as a *privileged white person* can just repeat those lines and not sounding really off. She was the last person I would have expected to say something like that. Seems so naive

    • @dirtysploof5890
      @dirtysploof5890 Рік тому +3

      @@bartelgrant i think she just learned about racism tbh

    • @Its303AcidBass
      @Its303AcidBass Рік тому +2

      Put that on a t shirt and sell it and use the profits for reparations.

    • @blessfullstop
      @blessfullstop 11 місяців тому +5

      its a very literal language and culture shes not far off to how bants work round there.

  • @ogZaft
    @ogZaft Рік тому +463

    3 minutes in and Sidam deserves his own spinoff at this point

    • @Imaniconnie
      @Imaniconnie Рік тому

      Yessss, @Channel5, time for expansion!!

    • @Forgesx
      @Forgesx Рік тому

      I hope my man got to tap one of these chicks at least.
      I mean one could perceive it as reparations... right?

    • @tsrorst2792
      @tsrorst2792 6 місяців тому

      Fr love this guy

    • @justshanestuff
      @justshanestuff 3 місяці тому +1

      whatever happened to him?

    • @noodles6390
      @noodles6390 2 місяці тому

      @@justshanestuff Right? Never seen him again after that ... :/

  • @Joffy
    @Joffy 2 роки тому +7264

    "Can I have 5 dollars?"
    "Are you serious?"
    "Yes."
    Godspeed Channel 5, a true beacon of free press within such a divided nation.

    • @Valhalla43
      @Valhalla43 2 роки тому +90

      True integrity, only journalists I trust anymore

    • @humppi.2304
      @humppi.2304 2 роки тому +130

      *(Barter 75) Can i have 5 dollars?*

    • @ianofthebay3206
      @ianofthebay3206 2 роки тому +73

      That is a monty python level punchline. Shit had me rolling.

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith 2 роки тому +26

      "Maybe next time"

    • @user-dx2ty1ph4r
      @user-dx2ty1ph4r 2 роки тому +61

      The face of disbelief when he's asked to do the thing he preaches others to do. Priceless

  • @lilpicc9299
    @lilpicc9299 2 роки тому +1889

    “Your hearts in the right place” is the line that sold me

    • @ZeroG004
      @ZeroG004 2 роки тому +10

      that line made my day 😂

    • @HighImTri
      @HighImTri 2 роки тому +3

      I am the 1k like!

    • @nikibronson133
      @nikibronson133 2 роки тому +11

      I mean it is

    • @braydengaune2511
      @braydengaune2511 2 роки тому +4

      @@rottingravensblood9106 omg it was a sarcastic joke the guy made don’t burst a vein

    • @ComradeHB
      @ComradeHB 2 роки тому +3

      @@rottingravensblood9106 um understanding that economic justice needs to happen has nothing to do with tracing your ancestors back to slavers. Uhuru is a fucking joke but reparations is entirely a legitimate issue.

  • @roeelanger
    @roeelanger Рік тому +133

    "and um. They wanna collect money.. by not marching in white neighborhoods.. to build basketball courts... So we can... BALL UP?" Killed me

  • @aniolczelusniak133
    @aniolczelusniak133 2 роки тому +249

    The guy with the M&M hat was really the most genuine person ever haha

    • @cubsfan224
      @cubsfan224 7 місяців тому +10

      Peanut M&M at that. The best kind.

    • @samdaleyhillary
      @samdaleyhillary Місяць тому +2

      Honest man with an honest hat

  • @AffectiveApe
    @AffectiveApe 2 роки тому +6694

    "Shoutout to cash app, the best way to send reparations."
    That fucking killed me.

    • @nemesis465
      @nemesis465 2 роки тому +15

      I loled so hard - this episode was amazing

    • @JM-fc9gm
      @JM-fc9gm Рік тому +2

      Bahahaha

    • @OGCryptor
      @OGCryptor Рік тому +1

      they should run with this and make a TV ad based on that, that was awesome

    • @5milemacc737
      @5milemacc737 Рік тому +1

      That killed me too g, I'm rollinnnn

    • @This_isnt_where_I_parked
      @This_isnt_where_I_parked Рік тому +2

      Cashapp should have paid them more for that incredible plug

  • @Scendence_
    @Scendence_ 2 роки тому +10630

    "They wanna give us money, so lets go get some money *uncontrollable laughter* "
    Please keep Sidam as a cohost.

  • @baileydrews8690
    @baileydrews8690 Рік тому +138

    M&M's Racing hat goes so hard

    • @Ronaldoisboss
      @Ronaldoisboss Рік тому +6

      Fr that dude was cool

    • @pmn7544
      @pmn7544 2 місяці тому

      Was about to comment this. Its sick! I'm looking for it on ebay now 😂🔥🔥

  • @anniemiller7729
    @anniemiller7729 Рік тому +147

    His laugh at Snow Park sign was the best.

    • @jonathanpusar5931
      @jonathanpusar5931 Рік тому +1

      That park got so much shittier just a couple months later. I lived across the street from it. Before I left earlier this year the park was littered with tents all over the place with homeless...
      Such a shame since Lake Merrit is so beautiful especially at night.

  • @BonShula
    @BonShula 2 роки тому +7058

    The Hoff twins should had join and showed their appreciation for black culture

    • @tijn3331
      @tijn3331 2 роки тому +312

      There is nothing wrong with the Hoff twins, it's just their lifestyle. This a documentary about people with serious white saviour complex.

    • @lilygirllisa
      @lilygirllisa 2 роки тому +545

      @@tijn3331 They did not say that there was anything wrong with them

    • @legalisecrack
      @legalisecrack 2 роки тому +475

      the twins done did it again

    • @dimebagshane
      @dimebagshane 2 роки тому +40

      At it again!

    • @mukesh_bombay
      @mukesh_bombay 2 роки тому +2

      LMFAO

  • @GOPsithlord
    @GOPsithlord 2 роки тому +4652

    "Can I have five dollars?" laid down strategically at the right moment is comedy gold.

    • @mirkoruhl9324
      @mirkoruhl9324 2 роки тому +72

      "Are you serious"

    • @dugglebay3483
      @dugglebay3483 2 роки тому +69

      The way he shamelessly goes through with it just bursts my gut

    • @theNuge101
      @theNuge101 2 роки тому +11

      I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

    • @xenofurmi
      @xenofurmi 2 роки тому +6

      One of the funniest things I've ever heard.

    • @ScyllaCinema
      @ScyllaCinema 2 роки тому +15

      right in front of the homeless guy sleeping lol

  • @MightyManotaur22
    @MightyManotaur22 2 роки тому +1067

    In all seriousness, this is why representation in journalism matters. Sidam has an ability to relate and understand the local minority community in a way that these "Uhuru" white people will never understand.

    • @romanski5811
      @romanski5811 2 роки тому +6

      Do most Republicans agree that representation matters?

    • @MightyManotaur22
      @MightyManotaur22 2 роки тому +40

      @@romanski5811 I mean, obviously not.

    • @tdb517
      @tdb517 Рік тому +15

      @@romanski5811 It's almost a consensus in journalism and in scholar researches about journalism, that representation matters. But some people don't give a damn about studies and value feelings over facts.

    • @ibot2157
      @ibot2157 Рік тому

      This white people are literally subservient to this local minorities, they would do anything Sadam ask them too.

    • @peeron6829
      @peeron6829 Рік тому +4

      U like skyrim?

  • @backseatboysgaming6911
    @backseatboysgaming6911 Рік тому +141

    Sidam's laugh is the most contagious ever. The sound track was exquisite. Uhuru.

  • @esdraslopez4658
    @esdraslopez4658 2 роки тому +4482

    "Can I get $5?"
    "I only have a $20, does that work?"
    "...yeah that works."
    LOL

    • @westara3883
      @westara3883 2 роки тому +275

      Props to the women for following what she believes . Don’t agree but do respect it

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 2 роки тому +187

      "n-next time..."
      "yeah... next time"

    • @GuacSause
      @GuacSause 2 роки тому +57

      @@westara3883 ehh i wouldn’t give her that much credit…she was on camera and put on the spot.

    • @SOSOLRAK
      @SOSOLRAK 2 роки тому +2

      @@westara3883 Racist

    • @ImZyker
      @ImZyker 2 роки тому +2

      that shit sent me into orbit lmao, genius

  • @OpenMind3000
    @OpenMind3000 2 роки тому +7909

    The asking for money part is brilliant

    • @Jonjonjojonjon
      @Jonjonjojonjon 2 роки тому +68

      I thought this was genius also I wonder hm he made lol

    • @colinlarson9656
      @colinlarson9656 2 роки тому +23

      @@Jonjonjojonjon way more than 20 bones....lol

    • @Jonjonjojonjon
      @Jonjonjojonjon 2 роки тому +48

      @@colinlarson9656 lol ikr what are these people doing tryna raise money for a basketball court lol

    • @mr.starly2423
      @mr.starly2423 2 роки тому +4

      😂

    • @masaokakihara9316
      @masaokakihara9316 2 роки тому +50

      Gotta get some bucks outta that white guilt suburban feminists b4 shlonging them a kid and leaving.

  • @robotzombie4754
    @robotzombie4754 Рік тому +20

    "And I've seen prince take it alright"😂
    I bet he has😏

  • @miyukasawaki3236
    @miyukasawaki3236 2 роки тому +14

    Lmao Andrew zipping his fly up at 1:04 cracked me tf up

    • @55555_
      @55555_ 2 роки тому

      I didn’t notice this man is the true def of low cost production lmao

  • @goblinbastard
    @goblinbastard 2 роки тому +2460

    "your heart's in the right place, I appreciate you" is exactly the best thing he could've said. Followed up with "damn, Uhuru" and the most infectious laugh ever is one of the funniest things I've seen on this channel.

    • @ThaAidry
      @ThaAidry 2 роки тому +7

      More importantly, her money will be in the right place as well 😆

    • @MastemaJack
      @MastemaJack 2 роки тому +2

      Uhuru means freedom

    • @skyscraper908
      @skyscraper908 2 роки тому +2

      @Jerry Snowe so don't help her? or better yet just avoid her at all costs because cray cray?

    • @originalman6599
      @originalman6599 2 роки тому +7

      @Jerry Snowe yeah but she was crying and obviously thinks she's doing the right thing, at least give her credit for that.

    • @wudly9195
      @wudly9195 2 роки тому +11

      @@originalman6599 She’s brainwashed and overly emotional .

  • @Unusuwhale
    @Unusuwhale 2 роки тому +11068

    Enjoyed Sidam's Channel 5 debut, he really got to the heart of what makes these videos great. "Can I have $5?" 😂

    • @Isalala3000
      @Isalala3000 2 роки тому +131

      yeah...more Sidam please....

    • @ShadowZeroFlame
      @ShadowZeroFlame 2 роки тому +275

      Funniest shit ever, mad respect to a woman who gave him a $20, unlike the next par, she stood by her principal, lul.

    • @goodnightnathan
      @goodnightnathan 2 роки тому +53

      ay man tried to give him the 5 as well respect to him

    • @DarthAssViolater
      @DarthAssViolater 2 роки тому +31

      That Kodak intro can do no wrong 🌝

    • @BeavisSaves
      @BeavisSaves 2 роки тому +5

      This man has the chops.

  • @juliannavarro7833
    @juliannavarro7833 2 роки тому +15

    This is like a live action south park episode 😂

  • @garyindiana8075
    @garyindiana8075 2 роки тому +7

    “I’ve seen prince take it” lol I’m sure you have 😂😂🤭

  • @main3rror
    @main3rror 2 роки тому +6953

    Andrew's whole business model: 1. Find the people who look and act like GTA 5 characters. 2. Ask them what's on their mind. 3. Profit.

    • @pedroxeta8496
      @pedroxeta8496 2 роки тому +75

      Holy fuck I’m laughing so hard. Thank you

    • @CC-vv2ne
      @CC-vv2ne 2 роки тому +54

      needs Oblivion music to make them gold tier

    • @DarkMace86
      @DarkMace86 2 роки тому +3

      Amazing

    • @samerkk1836
      @samerkk1836 2 роки тому +1

      lmao

    • @MrEnigma2099
      @MrEnigma2099 2 роки тому +2

      The perfect business model

  • @offbeatninja
    @offbeatninja 2 роки тому +2790

    Sidam asking the real questions out here.
    "Can I have $5?"
    True journalism right here.

    • @princetchalla2441
      @princetchalla2441 2 роки тому +4

      Holy shit dude, I love your bumps! Did not expect to see you here, gonna go listen to your Phoenix Wright bump now. Hope you’re feeling better too!

    • @nostalgia_junkie
      @nostalgia_junkie 2 роки тому +1

      it's really odd seeing you pop up everywhere recently after not seeing anything for like 3 years lol

    • @Eightsixseven23224
      @Eightsixseven23224 2 роки тому +3

      Sidam made some bank this video.

    • @thelastlebowski3055
      @thelastlebowski3055 2 роки тому +1

      its the dumbest reply. Espacially after the woman explained him why. After that his "joke" just let him seem dumb

    • @qm230
      @qm230 2 роки тому +2

      @@thelastlebowski3055 lmao

  • @beesinregulus7965
    @beesinregulus7965 Рік тому +32

    I think the basket ball court at 29:30 was eventually built because I saw pictures of it when it was finished online. It's the Uhuru basketball court at 4368 College Ave, St Louis.
    When I looked into it more I discovered that most of the basketball courts are in the eastern part of the city which is historically a white neighborhood, and the western part of the city which is a historically black neighborhood doesn't have many of them in their parks. (This is known as "the Delmar divide.") So there is a rationale behind "building another basketball court" even though the city has many of them, because they aren't necessarily in convenient locations, and tend to be in wealthier neighborhoods.
    However, even if there are tennis courts but not basketball courts in the western half of the city, there are still Confederate monuments erected in the middle of those parks after segregation officially ended.

  • @cleanremarks
    @cleanremarks 2 роки тому +40

    It's almost like a spiritual thing...to just stare into the gaping abyss every episode.

    • @skylarmalone8380
      @skylarmalone8380 2 місяці тому

      My faith in humanity is simultaneously shattered and reborn with every upload 😂

  • @rmschad5234
    @rmschad5234 2 роки тому +5443

    Woman: *Pours her heart out begging for reparations and climate action*
    Sidam: "Damn, uh, uhuru"

    • @josh-lv6wx
      @josh-lv6wx 2 роки тому +109

      Best fucking part lmao

    • @McDADDyK
      @McDADDyK 2 роки тому +22

      Racially based*... climate change confirmed racist, climate change is cancelled.

    • @McDADDyK
      @McDADDyK 2 роки тому

      @Chase Williams source...

    • @McDADDyK
      @McDADDyK 2 роки тому

      @Chase Williams I know you said BBC I went on the BBC there's no article about that from yesterday

    • @adoniszeus2889
      @adoniszeus2889 2 роки тому +12

      @@McDADDyK well which bbc did you look at?

  • @tiptopanteater7713
    @tiptopanteater7713 2 роки тому +2293

    Sidam's 1st words "Uhuru, we are here at Snow Park, uh, it's one of the whitest parks i ever seen" FUCKING HELLLLLLMFAO

    • @bjbetti
      @bjbetti 2 роки тому +2

      I like him 🤣

    • @AoiTheLaughingMan
      @AoiTheLaughingMan 2 роки тому +4

      I did the biggest grossest cackle after that line

    • @thingstowatch9530
      @thingstowatch9530 2 роки тому +2

      Relax, it was funny but not that funny..

    • @MajorasMaskk
      @MajorasMaskk 2 роки тому +3

      The fact that it’s called snow park makes it even better

    • @elyelena1002
      @elyelena1002 2 роки тому

      I don't understand how does a black park looks like? Are parks in black communities ugly? Is that what he is saying? He is insulting black community?

  • @SnikkerDerVon
    @SnikkerDerVon 2 роки тому +2

    honestly i wasnt so sure about sidam in the first videos, but this is just pure gold! Awesome DUDE

  • @StringierHail56
    @StringierHail56 Рік тому +7

    Sidam was in his bag both literally and metaphorically this episode

  • @ct1762
    @ct1762 2 роки тому +6205

    best part is how Sadim is just clearly waiting to ask "can i have 5 bucks" haha.

    • @FirstSkyWalker
      @FirstSkyWalker 2 роки тому +85

      Irony was the Palestinian flag. What has that do with Black Americans and what Black Americans have endured in America?

    • @mikrophone8499
      @mikrophone8499 2 роки тому +41

      @@FirstSkyWalker is the begger spirit. That's how i see the connection. And white saviour syndrome.

    • @FirstSkyWalker
      @FirstSkyWalker 2 роки тому +10

      @@mikrophone8499 Begger to what exactly? You do realize that this is a historical justice claim. Money was literally stolen from native Black Americans. Thriving Black communities looted, burned to the ground. The Freeman Bank was literarily robbed empty. Land grab, etc. Perhaps you need to lookup Martin Luther King We Came The Get Our Check. What we speak of is generational wealth vs generational poverty.

    • @mikrophone8499
      @mikrophone8499 2 роки тому +15

      @@FirstSkyWalker how about USA give back reparations to Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan etc. What about Spain giving back reparations to the whole of South America and central America? What about Portugal paying back Brazil and don't let me started with United Kingdom. Wow UK gonna end up broke paying everyone. What about Turkey giving back Istanbul to the Greeks? China give back Tibet etc. What about Mongolia? Injustice are everywhere but those who did those injustices are dead. You know how Hitler for elected? Because Germany was forced to pay all the war reparations back to the whole Europe for WW1 and that's how the WW2 started.

    • @FirstSkyWalker
      @FirstSkyWalker 2 роки тому +1

      @@mikrophone8499 I have no Idea why you bring you Turkey? What has that to do with the conversation? What has Spain to do with the conversation? What has China to do with the conversation? And so on…. What has all that to do with the conversation that the American the American government allowed a domestic resist terrorists to attack Black Americans for hundreds of years, which was supported by the government through laws, legislation and Acts to specifically target the Black population. You perhaps think you are funny and or smart, but neither of these is the case. The American government a debt to pay to Black Americans for the atrocities that have done for 400 years. Literally not 1 year has gone by where the American government hasn’t been involved in the atrocities Black Americans had to go through.

  • @Elemtree
    @Elemtree 2 роки тому +9238

    Two videos in one week? Andrew and the crew… you’re too kind 😪

  • @isellcrack3537
    @isellcrack3537 Рік тому +3

    "You got change?"
    "No."
    "Sorry. Next time."
    "Yeah. Next time."

  • @jadenmcrae
    @jadenmcrae 2 роки тому +3

    Channel 5 loves their Aquatic Ambience

  • @jakenbake9878
    @jakenbake9878 2 роки тому +1874

    “I got $20 so far”
    That shit killed me lmao

    • @macmiller1678
      @macmiller1678 2 роки тому +12

      I wonder how much the girl crying for reparations has given so far?

    • @Pizza_Rat
      @Pizza_Rat 2 роки тому +13

      @@macmiller1678 The concept of reparations doesn't work on an individual level (which they talk about in the video)

    • @macmiller1678
      @macmiller1678 2 роки тому +11

      @@Pizza_Rat the concept of representations is a stupid one.

    • @Pizza_Rat
      @Pizza_Rat 2 роки тому +13

      @@macmiller1678 ???

    • @tulsacountytransparency3716
      @tulsacountytransparency3716 2 роки тому +7

      @@Pizza_Rat the concept of reparations doesn't work at all. It has never worked in all of human history. Also, if you can't deduce that he meant to type reparations and it got autocorrect, I feel bad for you, fam.

  • @Gegnog
    @Gegnog 2 роки тому +2194

    Sidam taking that lady’s $20 was the highlight of my morning, he’s the perfect host for these events

    • @skyscraper908
      @skyscraper908 2 роки тому +42

      he also stole her love how did you miss that

    • @tylersperry6875
      @tylersperry6875 2 роки тому +2

      I couldn't stop laughing

    • @Xighor
      @Xighor 2 роки тому +14

      Not taking, redistributing 🤣

    • @creamydeath2160
      @creamydeath2160 2 роки тому +5

      I bet she goes and brags to her friends after this. Also, agreed. He's one funny dude.

    • @skyscraper908
      @skyscraper908 2 роки тому +1

      @@creamydeath2160 the world needs this storyline

  • @montyjameskelwaywilloughby7169
    @montyjameskelwaywilloughby7169 2 роки тому +4

    This is s class Channel 5 editing. That fade in when Andwer responds to Sidam, class. Real good. But I appreciate the freedom of the style. It's great. I will look forwardward to seeing how you balance it in the future. Obviously this topic has a ton of irony so a lot of it works really well, it's not in your more serious work so... yeah man, your ethics show in the edit. It's great

  • @chaz4544
    @chaz4544 2 роки тому +7

    Sidam’s fit goes so hard

  • @-Gax-
    @-Gax- 2 роки тому +2893

    "All I heard was white solidarity and I thought, I better get the hell out of here"
    I'm fucking dead

    • @johncuervo3019
      @johncuervo3019 2 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @Gnarnia.
      @Gnarnia. 2 роки тому +39

      Black people got their reperations when they were selling each other to slave traders... Mansa Musa a black king who was the wealthiest person in history created the West African slave ports in the 1400s which is why Europeans came there to buy slaves... Also the first legal slave owner in the US was a black man

    • @Spookykidshow
      @Spookykidshow 2 роки тому +7

      why cant we have white solidarity?

    • @Gnarnia.
      @Gnarnia. 2 роки тому

      @@Spookykidshow Every single white and black person definitely has a slave owner in their ancestry... There was even black conquistadors who helped the Spanish and Portuguese explorers map the US, the most famous was Estavancio who traveled from Florida to Texas with other explorers

    • @Confirmed105
      @Confirmed105 2 роки тому

      @@Gnarnia. yeah for sure helped motivating to continue slave trading when white dudes come and paid a shitload for slaves

  • @tankluda
    @tankluda 2 роки тому +1751

    Sidam's laugh after "let's get this money" was my favorite

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck 2 роки тому +5

      I couldn't help but start laughing with him.

    • @reterbid6215
      @reterbid6215 2 роки тому +16

      Only seen that guy for3 mins, already know I'm gonna love him

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 2 роки тому +2

      His laugh is amazing

  • @DassacrE
    @DassacrE 2 роки тому +2

    the man with the m&m cap is a legend :D

  • @rusty7104
    @rusty7104 Рік тому +6

    this was a good one

  • @BeamerWalls
    @BeamerWalls 2 роки тому +3029

    "Shout out to Cashapp, the best way to send reparations."
    I'm fucking crying 🤣🤣🤣

    • @carlcurrarl4070
      @carlcurrarl4070 2 роки тому +31

      You ever read someone’s comment quoting the video and as you read you hear it? Because that just happened

    • @benjameshowden
      @benjameshowden 2 роки тому +1

      Pure gold

    • @eknoorbrar9755
      @eknoorbrar9755 2 роки тому +2

      @@carlcurrarl4070 FOR REALLL

    • @OfficialNeffENT
      @OfficialNeffENT 2 роки тому +2

      This shit is great 😂

    • @1amokcorda
      @1amokcorda 2 роки тому +1

      Incredible

  • @drummondpaine
    @drummondpaine 2 роки тому +4100

    Alternative title: “INFINITY MONEY GLITCH FOR THE HOMIES (100% Legit)”

    • @Glizzy9284
      @Glizzy9284 2 роки тому +80

      Bru fucken gold😂 I lost my shit when he asked for 5 bucks and the fucken gave it to him hahahahahaha

    • @Jm-uh7wg
      @Jm-uh7wg 2 роки тому +25

      If the govt. wanted to they could pay - they managed to get trillions together in weeks for covid - they just greedy and scared to tax rich.

    • @Glizzy9284
      @Glizzy9284 2 роки тому +18

      @@Jm-uh7wg yea Americans don't even have free health care feel sorry for you guys, or Job Seker payments. In Australia we don't have to pay for health care and when we have COVID lockdowns without jobs we get $800 a week from the government.

    • @jagmannenarbrand8373
      @jagmannenarbrand8373 2 роки тому +5

      @@Glizzy9284 O.O....... I may need to move

    • @PatheticPhallacy
      @PatheticPhallacy 2 роки тому +5

      @@Jm-uh7wg yes just print more money. What could go wrong!?!?

  • @Its.Bronni
    @Its.Bronni 2 роки тому +2

    “Hah damn…..uhuru” you know I’m watching this whole thing now hahaha

  • @seanysk8
    @seanysk8 Рік тому +1

    The Cash App Reperations shoutout killed me.

  • @LogsMaggot
    @LogsMaggot 2 роки тому +1257

    "let's get some money" **maniacal laugh**
    This is my favourite anchor already

    • @mw7845
      @mw7845 2 роки тому +5

      We need more Sidam!

  • @slimkt
    @slimkt 2 роки тому +1308

    The way she talked about it, it sounded like she was proposing gentrifying Africa. All of it makes me want to fold into myself until I create a black hole.

  • @boi9414
    @boi9414 Рік тому +26

    I love how they’re keeping it funny while also covering some dark stuff

    • @yoliverrr
      @yoliverrr Рік тому +3

      I'm sad the top comments aren't talking about it. People mightve missed the subtleties. All of those basketball courts built over time, nothing but low wage jobs for everyone in the city. And then the gentrification begins. So much more stuff as well. almost like the people running the uhhuru March are good actors and in it for the money

    • @serpentinefire921
      @serpentinefire921 Місяць тому

      Yes white people acting goofy and larping activist is dark stuff lol

  • @fuckboi_killa
    @fuckboi_killa 2 роки тому +2

    This is the best vid on this channel so far

  • @Dubstepfantasy
    @Dubstepfantasy 2 роки тому +1181

    "Whats your favourite part of Africa?" "Well in west Africa they make jokes about eating beans and being slaves and I just love that!"
    One of the strangest comments i've ever heard.

    • @Slacker4Life3
      @Slacker4Life3 2 роки тому +188

      most of these white people fighting for reparations are the biggest racists and want to look special being cool with black people. its cringe as hell

    • @noahnoah2747
      @noahnoah2747 2 роки тому +9

      yeah I really didn't get the joke it must have been painful for her or maybe just her brain is fried

    • @noahnoah2747
      @noahnoah2747 2 роки тому +25

      @@Slacker4Life3 idk if that's true but what is true is that a lot of these people are inherently white supremacist. idk if they are purposefully racist (it's hard to say for sure tbh) but they enact racism on a systemic level

    • @Valvex_
      @Valvex_ 2 роки тому +34

      @@Slacker4Life3 I think it just came out wrong, she didn't know how to describe it better and her example wasnt the best.

    • @jacksevert3099
      @jacksevert3099 2 роки тому +18

      @@Slacker4Life3 are you referring to the "white savior" thing?

  • @gabrieljuttlah1128
    @gabrieljuttlah1128 2 роки тому +899

    Gaza man talking about unpaid labour and then giving Sidam 5 dollars, all while a homeless man laying in the background. This is why I trust Channel 5 for hard hitting news and facts.

    • @ThotBuddle
      @ThotBuddle 2 роки тому +23

      the "congratulations" at the end xD

    • @Griffith307
      @Griffith307 2 роки тому +1

      Tbh I kinda want to know the name of the background song more than anything

    • @BertoBeats
      @BertoBeats 2 роки тому +4

      @@Griffith307 It's the beat to Can't Tell Me Nothing by Kanye West. The opener to Graduation, one of the best hip-hop albums of all time.

    • @Griffith307
      @Griffith307 2 роки тому +2

      @@BertoBeats ah thanks here you can have this cookie 🍪

    • @bhunt919
      @bhunt919 2 роки тому +1

      He didn't give him cause he didn't have change.

  • @christinafidance340
    @christinafidance340 5 місяців тому +4

    Dude! That “Can I get $5?” is a DAMN good point right there in and of itself! How many up their money where their mouth is!

  • @TheRealArmani
    @TheRealArmani 5 місяців тому +1

    Channel 5 is the best 🔥

  • @timothyrosko9394
    @timothyrosko9394 2 роки тому +2285

    "I appreciate you....your hearts in the right place" lmao god damn

    • @keeganbate8935
      @keeganbate8935 2 роки тому +79

      Damn. Uhuru!

    • @spy1948
      @spy1948 2 роки тому +220

      he be like 'damn... she crazy frfr... uhuru tho lmao'

    • @carstarsarstenstesenn
      @carstarsarstenstesenn 2 роки тому +117

      that "damn…uh…Uhuru" killed me

    • @rcchristian2
      @rcchristian2 2 роки тому +52

      @PullupSeattle 2.0 The strange thing about the radical left is, they are mostly harmless... whiny... they over react - social justice warriors... but at least they are non violent and they are trying to help. But crazy as fuk! lol

    • @52thephotoshop
      @52thephotoshop 2 роки тому +197

      @@rcchristian2 radical left please no these guys are just reject hippies

  • @Mehungie
    @Mehungie 2 роки тому +2061

    Sidam laughing at “they want to give us money” all the way to the rally was gold

    • @WhyteDem0n
      @WhyteDem0n 2 роки тому +10

      It really set the tone for the entire video lmao

    • @roverrange3674
      @roverrange3674 2 роки тому +26

      It cracked me tf up when the chick just handed him 20 bucks.

    • @ejayman
      @ejayman 2 роки тому +6

      @@roverrange3674 "That'll work" hahahahah

    • @thedopeson
      @thedopeson 2 роки тому +1

      It was funny, but if he is African (descendants of immigrants who came here after slavery) the reparations wouldn't be for him. The reparations are supposed to be for black descendants of slaves in the U.S.

    • @roverrange3674
      @roverrange3674 2 роки тому

      @@thedopeson Which makes it even more ridicolous because a black person that came after the end of slavery let's say in 1920 would still suffer racism that was rooted in slavery. So now would you split up the black community into "real deserving" black" and those that didn't suffer enough? And what about mixed people? This whole concept is crazy.

  • @freshlocalwoodchimps
    @freshlocalwoodchimps 2 роки тому +5

    music at 4:00 is "held breeze" by Mount Shrine. highly recommend his other works. was so surprised to hear it, awesome choice of music!

    • @Dunmerdog
      @Dunmerdog 2 місяці тому

      I knew i recognised it! He’s a real genius in the drone and ambient sphere. Ghosts on Broken Pavement is my go to for study

  • @twitch.tvstone_solid7909
    @twitch.tvstone_solid7909 2 роки тому +1

    I love that you guys use the 2nd Stage Donkey Kong Country track in your videos. Good shit

  • @CluelessCanadian12
    @CluelessCanadian12 2 роки тому +1354

    The dude in the M&M hat is probably the most rational character ever on a Channel 5 News program.

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 2 роки тому +87

      He was great. He just seems pretty chill.

    • @subblonde3101
      @subblonde3101 2 роки тому +32

      He was my favourite.

    • @CluelessCanadian12
      @CluelessCanadian12 2 роки тому +6

      @@subblonde3101 mine too.

    • @randomboi3841
      @randomboi3841 2 роки тому +78

      the French guy last video was pretty rational too

    • @soynymphfaery
      @soynymphfaery 2 роки тому +28

      I was with him until he said DNA test. Idk what's scarier 23andme having the rights to my DNA or the government.

  • @mmadcrmu
    @mmadcrmu 2 роки тому +1206

    Sidam has the same weird energy as andrew, he is great

    • @bobriquardo5317
      @bobriquardo5317 2 роки тому +15

      nah he kinda sucks as a reporter honestly. Andrew does a good job at keeping his opinion hidden. Sidam does not.

    • @mspaintlive8995
      @mspaintlive8995 2 роки тому +94

      @@bobriquardo5317 hiding your opinion has nothing to do with being a good reporter lmao

    • @joshuaheilbuth9752
      @joshuaheilbuth9752 2 роки тому +3

      It’s polocutty

    • @possiple2126
      @possiple2126 2 роки тому +11

      ​@@mspaintlive8995 I very much would disagree with that. A reporter should be seeing what other people think and getting their opinions. If you're asking questions in a biased manner, the person won't necesarily say what they'd think in a vacuum. You can either be a reporter or a commentator, but not both at the same time.

    • @Hiyo420
      @Hiyo420 2 роки тому +16

      @@mspaintlive8995 yes it fucking does wtf. the one thing andrew says constantly is that he doesn't talk, he just lets the person he's interviewing talk without him saying anything.

  • @freshgames101
    @freshgames101 Рік тому +1

    you're probably wondering what you're watching! love it ahaha

  • @iTzDritte
    @iTzDritte 12 днів тому

    Casually re-zipping his fly at 1:02 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @volternoomi
    @volternoomi 2 роки тому +1714

    - "Coming from an anti-capitalist perspective, we do think that redistributing the wealth is gonna need to happen for any liberation to really happen"
    - "Hell yeah, can I have five dollars?"

    • @bplus2932
      @bplus2932 2 роки тому +138

      -"no, im broke too" basically lmao

    • @KamBB-gu3pv
      @KamBB-gu3pv 2 роки тому +148

      @Eevee* no... how can u redistribute wealth u don’t have

    • @yahwehvii6059
      @yahwehvii6059 2 роки тому +70

      @@KamBB-gu3pv Exactly. Reparations isn’t something neither one of these people could fulfill nor could they negotiate how much or where that money should go.
      Like the host said, “Your heart is in the right place…”

    • @smoothJose1
      @smoothJose1 2 роки тому +17

      @Eevee* yeah im pretty sure he is a hypocrite for not giving five dollars when he is asking for the people in power and the ruling class to change the system and redistribute the wealth systemically

    • @shaunr5450
      @shaunr5450 2 роки тому +19

      @Eevee* everyone is very generous and in favor of handing out other people's money lol. Until they get money someday.

  • @CYGNIUS
    @CYGNIUS 2 роки тому +372

    "I got $20 so far."
    *"Bye."*
    *Lmfao*

    • @thirtythreeeyes8624
      @thirtythreeeyes8624 2 роки тому +12

      That might have been the best part and that's saying a lot because I was laughing the whole time.

    • @anachronologist2017
      @anachronologist2017 2 роки тому +2

      fucking legend

  • @MalikJahrome
    @MalikJahrome 2 роки тому

    Sidam deadass the perfect weird mix of Hannibal Buress and Beanie Siegel. Love him 😂

  • @promptengineered
    @promptengineered 2 роки тому +3

    Binge watching this channel now that I found it. From oldest to this video, this damn video had me crying! Put this man on more videos! 😂

  • @finnur7503
    @finnur7503 2 роки тому +1619

    The fact they are trying to pay for a basketball court is so fucking funny to me

    • @gengen9015
      @gengen9015 2 роки тому +67

      Wait you mean to tell me that basketball Americans, don't all play basketball??????

    • @TrollinTheInterwebs
      @TrollinTheInterwebs 2 роки тому +67

      It seems like they are telling them to leave oakland.
      "There ya go asshole, i built a basketball court in missouri. Go live there instead, stop fucking up my gentrification.

    • @MuddyPuttersDG
      @MuddyPuttersDG 2 роки тому +6

      @@TrollinTheInterwebs nothing wrong with gentrification.

    • @ProStateExaminer
      @ProStateExaminer 2 роки тому +38

      When you try so hard to not be racist that you are low key being racist

    • @pepperwatts8902
      @pepperwatts8902 2 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/mEgbzWrPO8Y/v-deo.html

  • @zaidsyed8187
    @zaidsyed8187 2 роки тому +1078

    "Cashapp: the best way to pay reparations." I died.
    Fr tho, the vibe Sidam brings is golden for Channel 5!

    • @dylantully5265
      @dylantully5265 2 роки тому

      cashapp lets nazis use their app

    • @zaidsyed8187
      @zaidsyed8187 2 роки тому +1

      @@dylantully5265 not the direction I was going, but good to know ig lol.

  • @Jex2112
    @Jex2112 Рік тому

    You have the best sponsored bits in your videos :D

  • @altusshow7574
    @altusshow7574 2 роки тому +2418

    "Shout out CashApp, the best way to send reparations" lmao.
    Keep having Sidan host things, you both have a unique style, and it compliments each other perfectly.

    • @altusshow7574
      @altusshow7574 2 роки тому +45

      @Terence McKenna it's a quote from the video my guy.

    • @leftward_hoe
      @leftward_hoe 2 роки тому +35

      @Terence McKenna omg no way a black guy has a different perspective about things from a white guy and someone enjoys having both of those blend nicely into some wholesome content? wow so weird

    • @dicktokens
      @dicktokens 2 роки тому +6

      Real talk. Best line in the whole show... had me dying.

    • @altusshow7574
      @altusshow7574 2 роки тому +24

      @@leftward_hoe exactly. I also like how Andrew is a little reserved and let's the people lead the Convo, but Sidan is a little more outgoing, and asks more (ridiculous) questions. The two different styles makes for interesting contrast.
      Or maybe I only like Andrew cause he's white, but I only like Sidan cause he's black? That seems to be @Terence McKenna take lol.

    • @DubbX767
      @DubbX767 2 роки тому

      @@altusshow7574 dudes not even on the same mental wavelength of the person he's named after

  • @JimmyTheGiant
    @JimmyTheGiant 2 роки тому +6105

    Sidam got the dad joke energy love it

    • @Viking2575
      @Viking2575 2 роки тому +5

      Jimmy!!

    • @arthurgarcia7538
      @arthurgarcia7538 2 роки тому +7

      ahahhah, the Pk community is watching channel 5 news!

    • @bobrobe7121
      @bobrobe7121 2 роки тому +9

      Awww shit! Parkour as a counter culture getting established day after day

    • @arthurgarcia7538
      @arthurgarcia7538 2 роки тому +3

      @@bobrobe7121 Let's gooo!!!

    • @MostlyTrue
      @MostlyTrue 2 роки тому +5

      Big up to Jimmy, I hit a kong gainer off my front porch every time I leave my house

  • @dylanstice5980
    @dylanstice5980 2 роки тому +2

    I've watched this so many times and just noticed Andrew zippin up his fly on the sly at 1:01

  • @kingkeeno1711
    @kingkeeno1711 Рік тому +1

    This is the best thing I've ever seen on the internet.

  • @XxCrankyMoosexX
    @XxCrankyMoosexX 2 роки тому +1197

    “Can I have 5 dollars?” Sidam is amazing

  • @LeBlondeJames
    @LeBlondeJames 2 роки тому +1460

    "The Mali are the best people."
    *"Yeah I fuck with Molly ahaha"*

    • @nullw8768
      @nullw8768 2 роки тому +94

      Wild that she would say that when the Mali were one of the major slaver kingdoms that provided bodies for the Atlantic Slave Trade, the very thing that these people are demanding reparations for.

    • @josh-samuelikechi-konkwo7190
      @josh-samuelikechi-konkwo7190 2 роки тому +77

      @@nullw8768 Funny enough those same Mali people got fucked over by those same slave traders as their country was quickly put into shambles thanks to colonialism. And it's not all of Mali as Mali is a series of different cultures and tribes with different customs. Kinda like Nigeria which has over 150+ languages and over 200+ tribes and people of different backgrounds

    • @Longknife
      @Longknife 2 роки тому +31

      She's after that Mansa Musa gold.
      Classic golddigger

    • @eh6749
      @eh6749 2 роки тому +16

      @@josh-samuelikechi-konkwo7190 It's almost as if all cultures have their skeletons.

    • @YourBlackLocal
      @YourBlackLocal 2 роки тому +26

      @@nullw8768 I mean.. she’s clearly referring to current Malian people she’s hung around with.
      Gotta take out a lot of context for this point to mean anything.

  • @lol-tb1rx
    @lol-tb1rx Рік тому +8

    this has fixed racism

  • @rd30000
    @rd30000 Рік тому

    "uhhh cool...can I have $5?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pinkopunko803
    @pinkopunko803 2 роки тому +2814

    This reporting was fantastic, goddamn. Taking the "good intentions" to task by examining where the funds actually go and asking the community their takes. Channel 5 doesn't fucking miss.

    • @Masden-
      @Masden- 2 роки тому +48

      can i have five dollars

    • @Gunbudder
      @Gunbudder 2 роки тому +99

      i had to laugh when it was revealed its a basketball court in STL. It is the most segregated city in the US, and a court isn't going to do shit to help that.

    • @mat4263
      @mat4263 2 роки тому +23

      big up the yute dem

    • @Molecular-Brainwaves-Translate
      @Molecular-Brainwaves-Translate 2 роки тому +17

      On the topic of that, Kanye West does not deserve reparations. Nor does Barrack Obama. Reparations of any kind would have to be sufficient enough to resolve inequalities that create things like crime, disparities in education success, etc..
      I do like the idea of DNA tests. Lots of, people could benefit from that, and not just African Americans. Although privacy would be a big concern, especially in regards to data collecting.

    • @slowbloodmusic
      @slowbloodmusic 2 роки тому +5

      agreed. i wish they would do a follow-up episode to show where the money really goes. from my research, the money goes nowhere good and is only used to enrich their leader Omali Yeshitela. Dude has a fortified compound in St Pete. its a fuckin cult and it always has been.

  • @tahreesuh
    @tahreesuh 2 роки тому +1990

    "Can we start asking white people for money?"
    "No."
    "Well I got 20$ so far."
    "😶 Bye.."

    • @2FadeMusic
      @2FadeMusic 2 роки тому +48

      I actually started choking at that shit

    • @FirstSkyWalker
      @FirstSkyWalker 2 роки тому +13

      Irony was the Palestinian flag. What has that do with Black Americans and what Black Americans have endured in America?

    • @twitchtveldenkoo2916
      @twitchtveldenkoo2916 2 роки тому +13

      @@FirstSkyWalker think he was just protesting in general bro lol

    • @FirstSkyWalker
      @FirstSkyWalker 2 роки тому +1

      @@twitchtveldenkoo2916 That could be, but this was about some awkward gathering for Reparations for Africans in Africa, yet protesting in the USA, while native Black Americans have been demanding this Justice Claim for decades. At as a matter of for over a century! What these people did here was very insulting and a slap in the face of Black Americans. They spoke of rights for everybody, but for the group that matters in the USA, which is native Black Americans.

    • @twitchtveldenkoo2916
      @twitchtveldenkoo2916 2 роки тому +3

      @@FirstSkyWalker not arguing against that, but it's not uncommon for there to be people protesting for other issues in tangent to whatever the main issue of the given protest is.

  • @Achoko12345
    @Achoko12345 5 місяців тому +2

    the amount of microbeliefs in this world is hilarious entertainment I swear!

  • @JB-yr4vd
    @JB-yr4vd Місяць тому

    O lmao…. 1:06…Thats where he got that sound clip from “hollywood/vine”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Andyhoffman98
    @Andyhoffman98 2 роки тому +2232

    I love how Andrew is talking about the gentrification all serious and Sidam is like “let me pull up a map of the basketball courts in St. Louis” and then laughs 😅

  • @vickvinegar5071
    @vickvinegar5071 2 роки тому +595

    Sidam is hysterical. The ski mask for whatever reason makes it 5x funnier.

    • @jaygame23
      @jaygame23 2 роки тому +8

      Bro I swear his intro had me crying😭

    • @Rovemcmanus1312
      @Rovemcmanus1312 2 роки тому +7

      Think that Man is a graffiti writer. Gotta cover his face

    • @danieljuanfelipeborn7911
      @danieljuanfelipeborn7911 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah goes by Polo Cutty. Watch the podcast with Andrew, him and Urbyn

  • @AstroBearTV
    @AstroBearTV 2 роки тому

    That M&M racing cap is insane

  • @Paintbl99
    @Paintbl99 6 місяців тому +1

    "Can I have $5" LOL This is amazing

  • @BlueSharkRides
    @BlueSharkRides 2 роки тому +992

    "They wanna give us money so, lets get some money." Had me dying. I'd love to see more of Sidam.

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 2 роки тому +3

      _"Can I have $5?"_ freaking killed me every time. Hahaha

  • @Kelseyjohnstonnz
    @Kelseyjohnstonnz 2 роки тому +1395

    Given that Andrew has made his persona always being dead pan serious, even in the face of insane ramblings and behaviours, it was great to see him having a laugh with Sidam!

    • @k2c027
      @k2c027 2 роки тому +19

      He's good at mirroring to fit in and relax the atmosphere

  • @titusgilner
    @titusgilner Рік тому

    dude at the end hit em with the "bye" 😂

  • @goofydude21
    @goofydude21 3 дні тому

    7:00 “yeah I fw molly” 😂😂

  • @tehSpectr3
    @tehSpectr3 2 роки тому +700

    Sidam with that cutting, faint praise:
    "I think your heart's in the right place."

    • @joshuahickey5264
      @joshuahickey5264 2 роки тому +53

      i like his "congratulations" right at the end upon hearing that it was that ladies first time volunteering

    • @wolfiecaps_
      @wolfiecaps_ 2 роки тому +11

      heart's in its place but the brain has left the reservation

    • @shwah8299
      @shwah8299 2 роки тому +1

      "Bless your heart."

  • @rechtsextremistenmussmanmi184
    @rechtsextremistenmussmanmi184 2 роки тому +682

    Today's drip award goes to the gentleman rocking a m&m racing hat. That shit is fire

    • @dasbrootal420
      @dasbrootal420 2 роки тому +20

      He's definitely the wise man of this whole segment

    • @Budman_Official
      @Budman_Official 2 роки тому +2

      he rocking that Kyle Busch hat

  • @mrgrover39able
    @mrgrover39able 2 роки тому

    One of the best videos they’ve done

  • @toof13ss
    @toof13ss 2 роки тому

    hella good vid much love from oakland ❤️❤️

  • @gabriellabelle3915
    @gabriellabelle3915 2 роки тому +1288

    Its like channel 5 is single handly trying to shift this from being the worst timeline to a great timeline. Please keep growing

    • @sirzechsquasar
      @sirzechsquasar 2 роки тому +3

      On some Stein's gate shit

    • @unknownentity8256
      @unknownentity8256 2 роки тому +1

      Reach high enough and you get burned by the sun (The .1%).

    • @Ehh.....
      @Ehh..... 2 роки тому +3

      Its Still the worst timeline, but maybe it can also be the funniest.

  • @HillBillyHell1397
    @HillBillyHell1397 2 роки тому +565

    Holy shit, can Sidam be in more vids? He matches Andrews energy amazingly while also being a completely different personality

  • @jhunt5578
    @jhunt5578 2 роки тому +2

    Sidam asking people for money had me rolling 🤣

  • @Guest-wr4bj
    @Guest-wr4bj Рік тому +5

    They want to feel good without actually looking their community in the eye and improving it. The basketball court thing pissed me off so bad. How does that help oakland?