@@Dislob except you literally need the presence of other external selves to make sense of your own self. Don't pretend you are better than this guy. Good luck trying to make sense of reality without 'someone else's brain making neural connections for you', aka, no language, no body language, no understanding of where you are, what you are, WHEN you are, etc. You literally have an interdependence to other selves to make sense of your own self. You do NOT exist independantly, you only literally even know at the base level of existence that you exist because there are other things letting you know that they exist, too.
Dude in romania they discovered 4m corps burried that date from thousands of years. No joke. The areas where those were found are under the protection of the church.
@@ajack1312 search the internet about it. I don't believe in aliens. But the first people were taller than we think. Thats all. Stop being so mean ffs.
It truly amazes me how many people out there are struggling with schizophrenia without even knowing it and are still managing to go long day today in society my hats off to them.
@@sushimamba4281 I wish you like the other two morons commenting this here had a shitty UA-cam channel I could go laugh at while I'm high. Alas, you disappointed me. A phrase which I think you will be hearing from a lot of people in your future🤣🤣
Dont think so, hes not indecent or upsetting to them, he lets them talk, coninues the conversation and thanks them even if the video its making fun of them :o
What I'm hoping doesn't happen is that he becomes well known to the point that people come up to him and start trolling on purpose. What really makes all his content so great is that it's actual people acting natural and being themselves.
It's cuz they feel like someone is actually listening to them and appreciating what they have to say, which for these crazy conspiracy theorists probably doesn't happen often.
He's more biased than you think. Look at this video. All crazies. Look at his furry video. A few level-headed people. He selectively edits the videos to make certain groups look crazy.
@@frogdeity Your right in a sense. The videos are meant to be funny in a way. Most of his videos are like this. Ive been to an AlienCon before 70% of the people are just going to fun good time and yes the rest are crazies like this lol.
“How long we’ve been here - thousands of years on this planet. In the past 60 years we went from horse drawn carriage to landing on the moon” There is so much to unpack here
wes. No Jesus Christ I hope you’re kidding. Our knowledge haS ACCUMULATED and ideas r built on previous ideas. We didn’t go from stone to space. Because for this our ideas seem to come faster than before.
He has a classic "accent" you hear a lot in neurologically impaired/mentally disabled people of various types, it's distinctive if you know what to listen for, if it wasn't already obvious by his behaviour. Poor guy.
As far as these crazy ass conspiracy theories, this one seems quite harmless. They're not hurting anyone unlike anti-vax, 5g corona etc., and seem very friendly and passive.
Are aliens really "crazy ass conspiracy theories" ? Most astronomers and scientists believe that life in the universe is inevitable considering its indefinite expansion
Was thinking the same exact thing, they arnt preaching harm to others or lack of aid they are just big nerds who took it too far, let them its believe it gives them a drive and its entertaining. Like improvisational syfy fan fic
Eh, I’d say they are hurting people. Take for example at 3:28, the girl who believed there were folks around her listening in. If someone gets paranoid enough, they could turn violent. Also, the way she talks about dimensions and vibrations indicated she has some scientific illiteracy.
I feel bad contributing to a company that fucked Andrew over but his authentic interest and compassion for everyone regardless of who they are or what they believe is just so amazing.
The one chick when she was a kid: Mommy, what happened to my kitty? The chick's mom panicking: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh The lizard people got to him honey.
That would actually make the show "Alf" quite consistent, (and my theory that cats are evil little bastards would be backed up by the fact that it is aparently worth it travelling galaxies just to kill one.)
Honestly, if conspiracy theorists were capable of actually functioning, they would be great (or at least, successful) fiction writers. See: Dan Brown milking Mary Magdalene.
@@AnalyticalReckoner I hate to break this to you but he is "no longer" a guy. He transitioned, I know, I was absolutely mind fucked when I heard. Google: "Lily Hanson"
what I learned from AGNB is that there are so many conventions and events that are about absolutely nothing. things and people that are so divorced from reality that it's hard to believe they even exist. I love it
Time to move to Channel 5. This channel is not owned by Andrew and he receives nothing from it. Thumbs down the video and leave. He was done very dirty
He is backing up his point so in this context: 1) means of communication due to the fact most satellites are made of aluminum and or aluminium based alloys. 2) A giant heat sink that was used to cool the earth's reactor.
believe it or not, it is very unlikely that any of these people are actively schizophrenic, since they able to dress, interact with others, and hold a fluent conversation. They probably are like 50% schizotypal personality disorder though. The other 50% are just your run-of-the-mill deluded idiots.
One of the few instances where I would not bang. That lady was a hard, haaaard pass. Pretty and batshit is not a good combo. "I refuse to disillusionment, I therefore choose what to see before me." What the fuck even is that???
@LYRIC TAYLOR MURGA I'm saying that she believes in straight gibberish. It's insane how some people can't just wake up, they have to chant crazy nonsense to do a basic normal thing. She's completely bonkers. She probably invented farting on balls.
@@Bobcat8188 He's probably, like, pointing out that you view people through the perspective of what they can do for you rather than as a separate being, or whatever.
Doesn't believe in evolution Believes in his own theory where the new generation learns from the old and gets smarter and "it just keeps on going" Okay
No the worst case scenario is that all these people ARE aliens that are taking over our planet so they try to make aliens sound ridiculous to catch us unawares 😲
I met Carl this past weekend at the Awakening Expo. He was a very genuine and sweet and gave us a free autographed copy of his alien photo! Framing it and putting it up with my Riley Martin symbol and my Bruce Campbell autograph.
Serious question, how do I know if I'm an alien or not? Sometimes my phone rings, and without looking at the screen, I can guess who it is. It's always mum.
“Heat up the earth for 6 days, put a nuclear motor in it” killing me again this is Tim And Eric levels of quotable but it’s actually these real goobers
Many of these people seem to have serious mental issues, psychiatrists should use these conventions as honeypots lol. Anyway keep making videos my man.
They're likely just extremely lonely. The first guy was probably getting anxiety and since he's never had anyone to share the experience with he thinks that feeling he was getting was "aliens not allowing to say those things". They probably believe in aliens because it gives them a community, like a religion does
@@kennypowers7334 actually I know quite a few christians that were/are believing in the q thing. But rather than edit my original post I will allow that I should have written: "q or christianity". To emphasize them as two different entities that, for me, are as equally bizarre (admittedly an editorial word), or at best, as illogical (a more fact base/reason abled word) as the peeps in this video. ;)
Dude at 5:20 is def a time traveler, cause according to his recollection, just in the last 60 years we went from horse and carriage to landing on the moon. I’m pretty sure my dad wasn’t on a horse and carriage when I was a kid. But maybe I’m the dumb one. Who knows what’s going on.
@Stephen Kimbell They had cars in 1890s. Not a lot but they were starting production. Also the computer was a revolutionary invention that propelled the human race towards technology we would've never imagined without it.
"Look what's happened in the last 60 years, we've gone from horse and the carriage to landing on the moon" - a man in 2019 Moon landing - 1969 (50 years ago) Release of the Model T, and birth of the car age - 1908 (111 years ago) I think this guy got abducted to the 1970s.
What about the guy who said he sometimes wants to go back to being normal and go to Britney Spears concerts and all that lol. Seems like some of these people completely disconnect from history once they snap. Guess it makes sense when you start thinking that everything and anything is a cover up or scheme, but really sad to see.
@@bobloblaw418 andrew isn't affiliated with this channel, patreon or the podcast. they stole the the brand of him. He has a new channel called ' channel 5 with andrew callaghan'. its the typical big bully sort of company screwing him with a contract.
Hate to tell ya but they're not gonna produce new content, theyre gonna sit back and continue to profit off people like you and me clicking this video. By typing this comment after he left, you have already boosted this video in the algorithm and helped them to continue to profit.
I looked up "space wire" with "periodic table" hoping to find this crackpot idea, but no luck. Edit: Oh, and incidentally, the standard model of particle physics is _kind of_ a "periodic table of space waves" as each "particle" is actually a fluctuation in that particle's field.
This is now hands down my favorite fucking channel on UA-cam.... How the actual fuck is this real life? Please don't ever stop this amazing work you are doing Sir.
Believes in aliens, doesnt believe in stars. Incredible
Fucking genius
IQ 1000
Big brain 24/7
He does believe in starships and stargates.
Yeah like where do the aliens live if not in other solar systems
Edit: at least some of them
Jimmy Hendrix and Bruce Lee definitely had a hand in this
Brendan Whelan they were Jedi Masters
Jimi* and yes probably
Fun fact: they share the same birthday
HAVE! HAVE! They are still alive and living behind the sun!
Jimi wasn't a Jedi, he was a god
He was so flabbergasted that he was "Chosen" like he had never considered it before and it just made everything click for him
Thats what happens when you need someone else's brain to make the neural connections for you.
That question just decided all of his choices for the rest of his life
Later that day he realised that he was alien jesus
@@strom56judging by how the rest of them are, i feel like you are probably right.
@@Dislob except you literally need the presence of other external selves to make sense of your own self.
Don't pretend you are better than this guy. Good luck trying to make sense of reality without 'someone else's brain making neural connections for you', aka, no language, no body language, no understanding of where you are, what you are, WHEN you are, etc. You literally have an interdependence to other selves to make sense of your own self. You do NOT exist independantly, you only literally even know at the base level of existence that you exist because there are other things letting you know that they exist, too.
The first guy “stars don’t exist” also the first guy “it’s hiding behind the stars”.
He got a headache
@@RoyalLXXVIIIhappens to the best of us
The Flash.
Mental illness is definitely involved
"Obi Wan died. He was stronger."
Straight facts.
I legit read your comment right when the video said it. 3:00
r/PrequelsMemes
Obi wan became one with the force he didnt die 👽
He was stronger :(
@@DeadlySubZero3 dude see! Its part of the PLAN!
"Since you're tall, you have the Giant's bloodline in you"
*nods in agreement*
P L A T Y P U S D N A
Dude in romania they discovered 4m corps burried that date from thousands of years. No joke. The areas where those were found are under the protection of the church.
Dude's like 5'2 lmao!
Hasis H Lmao where are you in this video?
@@ajack1312 search the internet about it. I don't believe in aliens. But the first people were taller than we think. Thats all. Stop being so mean ffs.
You’re doing something very special.
yeah, he's like the sherlock holmes for finding the greatest dummies out there. jesus, borat is gonna give him a call real soon
Truly doing God's work
The preferred nomenclature is mentally handicapped
I'm just paralyzed by these 8 videos and I'm loving it!
This is my 1st time hearing from these people
The first guy has me dead when he asked him if he was chosen. Lmao he really made him trip out😂
LSD side-effects, or schizo. Poor guy.
homeboy started crying over Bruce Lee and Jimi Hendrix being his Jedi masters
Realest shit I’ve ever seen
I don’t know why but that kind of touched my heart. The fact that he’s so passionate about something, doesn’t matter how insane it is, he is INTO it.
@@froggyplatypus shut the fuck up, he's insane
@@Snipetonight YOU'RE INSANE!
Those rifts were sweet tho
The host needs an oscar for keeping a straight face
N LB I feel like I would be terrified in a way. That probably helps.
He completely cracks up in another video. It's hilarious. I can't remember which one it was.
@@FaridShahidinejad Florida Man
N LB he almost loses it in the burning man one hahaha
The straight face is hazmat gear.
The suit is genius
Very Eric andreishh but this is channel is just great
Cooked by Carma catching some borat vibeZz
Looks like Napoleon Dynamite at prom
Who doesnt trust a suit 😏
It’s Kassim G all over again
It truly amazes me how many people out there are struggling with schizophrenia without even knowing it and are still managing to go long day today in society my hats off to them.
No don't remove your foil hat. The lizards will be able to hear you.
“You must have some in you, because I’m shaky”
*sips coffee*
Huge coffee haha
" I have a sixth sense [about reptilian lineage]"
When asked how much he has:
"Oh I don't know, I can't tell you "
FeelsGoodMan 666th like FeelsGoodMan
I don't think that was just coffee.....
Not cool!!! A reptilian killed her cat, probably choked on a lizard.
This is exactly what my parents think weed does to people...
They’re right
They're correct.
Yeah, keep drinking beer!
'Murica!!!
Hoorah!!
@@sushimamba4281 I wish you like the other two morons commenting this here had a shitty UA-cam channel I could go laugh at while I'm high.
Alas, you disappointed me.
A phrase which I think you will be hearing from a lot of people in your future🤣🤣
lol I bet every single person in that convention smokes weed
I honestly hope this channel never blows up, because then they'll stop letting you inside events like these lmao
Dont think so, hes not indecent or upsetting to them, he lets them talk, coninues the conversation and thanks them even if the video its making fun of them :o
What I'm hoping doesn't happen is that he becomes well known to the point that people come up to him and start trolling on purpose. What really makes all his content so great is that it's actual people acting natural and being themselves.
@@L3thalShad0ws7 That's a very real concern as well.
@@L3thalShad0ws7 He'll have to start wearing clever disguises like Sacha Baron Cohen
He should record like 5 years of videos then release them on a monthly or quarterly basis for the next 5 years or something.
I can't stop fucking laughing over how completely different all their theories are
Most of these people are crazy. But aliens are real.
How do these guys not spend the entire con arguing with each other? Or maybe they do, idk.
sometimes i realize it would be easier to form a cult than i thought
Id follow you just cuz of ur name
Do it
So I'm not the ont one?!
D.M.
I'd follow you
Every religion is a cult ure dumb asf for thinking theyre bigger than u ... we can all invent our own bullshit
“If you don believe in stars then what’s the sun?”
“A portal”
They have an answer for everything
Come on, he even backed is claim with "whoush" and "whooow", what do you people need to be convinced
M Pulverman they should write a non-fiction book, it might become a best seller in the fiction genre
The sun is just Xenus flashlight
Well kinda is a portal. If you fly into it, you enter another dimension called death
But it is a portal...
I'm gonna blame history channel for this.
Nah these people have been around forever.
Blame procreation..
🖐 ALIENS 🤚
3:58
minigunexo 4:00 Theyre actually sponsoring thus event (background). How low can they sink....
I love the little sympathetic pat on the shoulder while Aliens are invading that guys mind
Yeah, when Aliens invade my mind I really need emotional support.
Crazy how close these guys are to weeping at any moment
same
Drugs brother
the fact that they've seen the truth and hold on to as much sanity as they've shown is quite the feat ;) lol
Schizophrenia
It's cuz they feel like someone is actually listening to them and appreciating what they have to say, which for these crazy conspiracy theorists probably doesn't happen often.
It's funny how everyone there has a different theory.
and that they have all seen an alien at one point or another
I'm pretty sure a lot of them are vendors trying to sell their own shit too
That's exactly what the aliens want. Keep everyone confused with different stories. That allows them to takeover unnoticed.
Just like different religions. 🤔 Same crazy shit.
@@Amcacs5654 Good point
its amazing how much he does with just straight face zooms
"If the moon is aluminum, what could it ever have been used for??"
This man is asking the real questions.
"If the moon is aluminum what could it have ever been used for?" Finally someones asking the important questions
Right, all those fools thinking the moon is aluminum... IDIOTS!
It's obviously a psychic amplifier so that the lizard men can control the thoughts of the homo sapiens!
*the aluminum is to keep the cheese fresh*
New punctuation for sarcasm --> ¡
fucking politicians and scientists are proven more useless every day they don't consider this question
I appreciate how you let them talk and hear them out instead of trying to prove them wrong, it makes much better content imo
I think people should always be like this cancelling people stops them showing why they are wrong
Theres a time and place for everything, stop acting like there isnt.
He's more biased than you think. Look at this video. All crazies. Look at his furry video. A few level-headed people. He selectively edits the videos to make certain groups look crazy.
@@frogdeity Your right in a sense. The videos are meant to be funny in a way. Most of his videos are like this. Ive been to an AlienCon before 70% of the people are just going to fun good time and yes the rest are crazies like this lol.
He allows them to embarrass themselves
Please, never stop doing these videos. This is gold 😂 I don't even know how you can keep a straight face 🤣
"I have a sixth sense for it."
"Do you think I have any in me?"
"I can't tell you that."
“why aren’t we changing now?”
closeup on the unevolved man’s face.
perfection.
I couldnt tell u more how much i love this comment right here.
So are you saying you are evolved?
“Everybody has some sort of reptilian in them, I have a sixth sense for it”
“Do I have any in me?”
“I can’t tell you that”
They killed her cat!
@@BGbakeful I think she killed her cat
@@Tay1396 lmfaooooo
@@Tay1396 ok... but THEY made her
“How long we’ve been here - thousands of years on this planet. In the past 60 years we went from horse drawn carriage to landing on the moon” There is so much to unpack here
The current year is 1969. What's to unpack?
his figures are a little off but he's got the right idea
wes. he a little confused but he got the spirit
wes. No Jesus Christ I hope you’re kidding. Our knowledge haS ACCUMULATED and ideas r built on previous ideas. We didn’t go from stone to space. Because for this our ideas seem to come faster than before.
Pretty sure he just time traveled from 1969
Plot twist: everyone with a booth at alien-con is an alien and they make up crazy things to make us not believe in them.
At least this explains why aliens are avoiding us.
bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Underrated
Pinned/top comment this please
“this is why aliens won’t talk to us” is a meme from like 2011
That's highly possible
“Pope Francis, why is he so nice?!”
But why IS he though?!
Yeah Frankie was pretty chill
This is not an accurate quote
He was arrested no?
@@Hedonkeviik yep he was harboring the fugitive Mike Dibble
I’m a little disappointed that there wasn’t a rapper.
How come there is not a white guy rapping in this video.
Florida man was the best lol
Because the a alien prefer techno music 🤫🤫🤫
release the #AndrewCUT
lol!
Each of these stories could be made into an incredible movie. Hollywood it’s time to hire these people
3:31 “everybody has some reptilian in them ... I have a sixth sense for it”
3:52 “think I have any [reptilian] in me?”
“I can’t tell you that”
Probably because THEY were listening 👀 🤫
She's on to him. He can't hide from her 6th sense.
“So what do you think the sun is because that’s a star too”
“I think it’s a ᵖᵒʳTAL”
Eileen Zrubek “they talk about the matrix”
You think youre chosen?
He has a classic "accent" you hear a lot in neurologically impaired/mentally disabled people of various types, it's distinctive if you know what to listen for, if it wasn't already obvious by his behaviour. Poor guy.
@@bluegum6438 yeah, this whole thing was hilarious, but i just felt really bad for that first guy.
I knew an Alien with your name once .
As far as these crazy ass conspiracy theories, this one seems quite harmless. They're not hurting anyone unlike anti-vax, 5g corona etc., and seem very friendly and passive.
Dud i would love to hear all their theories, and maybe write science fiction stories inspired by them
Are aliens really "crazy ass conspiracy theories" ? Most astronomers and scientists believe that life in the universe is inevitable considering its indefinite expansion
amp ya believing there’s something out there is completely different than... these goobers
Was thinking the same exact thing, they arnt preaching harm to others or lack of aid they are just big nerds who took it too far, let them its believe it gives them a drive and its entertaining. Like improvisational syfy fan fic
Eh, I’d say they are hurting people. Take for example at 3:28, the girl who believed there were folks around her listening in. If someone gets paranoid enough, they could turn violent. Also, the way she talks about dimensions and vibrations indicated she has some scientific illiteracy.
Rip all gas no breaks
It's only all tears no brakes from now on
Andrew and his team are on channel 5 now, and he's still making content just like this over there
Channel 5 news babyyy! Unsubscribe from this and join the revolution!!
See a cute chick in camo dress...
"Heyy girl..."
"Heyy, a reptilian killed my cat"
"Riiiightt...."
*backs off*
Could be true tho. Maybe like a big iguana.
I'd still hit
@@dragonicapowa Iguanas are vegan
@@ga1ahad54 how could they be vegan, shit looks like a dragon.
CragScrambler actually one did kill my cat
“There’s something around us, listening to us” she says to the camera and microphone..
She's not very smart lmao
Brains aren't as important when you're that hot surrounded by nerds
@@Nedula007 schizophrenia gets in the way of intelligent expression sometimes
@@IAMSTRINDOM k
I can just imagine that woman's boyfriend or father blaming the lizard people after running over her cat.
What if the boyfriend IS the lizard person!? 👀
@@ChumpyDumps then she'd know about it. She has a sense for those things
im willing to bet that the cat incident happened when she was 9 or something. she just failed to process that
Yeah like it wasn't her.
I feel bad contributing to a company that fucked Andrew over but his authentic interest and compassion for everyone regardless of who they are or what they believe is just so amazing.
"Company that fucked Andrew over"?? damn whats the story behind this
Who? What company?!
youtube/google?@@dilanrajapaksha
When you accidentally trigger someone’s psychosis..
Yeah, clearly some of these folks have mental health issues.
Seb Harvey ... all
@@sebharvey9101 everyone in the world has mental health issues lmfao
"theres something around us thats listening to us"
into a microphone, in front of a camera
Profresher Blacklight comes out a speaker, in front of Uncle Sam’s monitor lmao 😂
He must've been talking about the 680k viewers of this video
The one chick when she was a kid: Mommy, what happened to my kitty?
The chick's mom panicking: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh
The lizard people got to him honey.
Hey she's still dealing with it give her a break
That would actually make the show "Alf" quite consistent,
(and my theory that cats are evil little bastards would be backed up by the fact that it is aparently worth it travelling galaxies just to kill one.)
These videos really make you wonder how many folk you see on a day to day basis are actually bat shi t insane.
But like... what if they're right?
A whole lotta bunch of em.
They aren’t any crazier than you.
@@dragon9372 Oh yes they are.
I feel a bit dumber after watching this.
A bit? I think half my brain just went... @_@
I feel for this guy. Doing so many of these interviews I think I’d lose a part of my brain and hope for people.
I find myself agreeing now
I feel a bit more intelligent after watching this🤔
For sure, let's go grab the moon later and take it to the scrap yard when no one is looking!
When your calling is to be a science fiction writer but you never learned how to read.
lol nice
Honestly, if conspiracy theorists were capable of actually functioning, they would be great (or at least, successful) fiction writers. See: Dan Brown milking Mary Magdalene.
Not science fiction but space fantasy.
That made me laugh! Well done.
Please do an interview at the Dark Carnival - the gathering of the juggalos. It would be soooo good
If you haven't seen the Joe goes juggalo video you're missing out
@@Lameashellcosplay Bino White is my guy.
Yeah go and see how many Juggalos have transitioned to Joker morons.
@@AnalyticalReckoner I hate to break this to you but he is "no longer" a guy. He transitioned, I know, I was absolutely mind fucked when I heard. Google: "Lily Hanson"
No lie though, Gathering of the Juggalos tends to put on good wrestling shows, though.
Collective IQ: 4
Nobel prizes: -15
Hypotheses: 4.7x10^55
Coherent thoughts: 0.3
Memes: Gold Mine
God bless Jimmy Hendrix and Bruce Lee for "having a hand in all this from the other side" and being that guy's jedi masters.
That guy really said “Jedi powers”
I lost it at 1:06
this channel is a gold mine
Hi Azerrz, I love your content
It certainly is. He's discovered the winning formula: stick a mic in front of stupid or crazy people, & just let them do the talking. Simple as that.
5:29 that look of "omfg i share a planet with this guy." hilarious
When the acid trip starts kicking in
Yeah it is! But sometimes it is emotional.
'Look what's happened in the last 60 years, we've gone from horse and carriage to landing on the moon' - some guy in 1969
CragScrambler thats why hes not evolving hes living in the past. Damn thank whatever god for america, pure gold content comes out from that place.
Random Citizen yeah most asian countries don’t fuck with cow milk at all
@Random Citizen not all of us :'(
I'm just amazed that he believes we landed on the moon, you'd think everyone at this con would think it was faked.
The fact the he isn't laughing is legendary, ...he keeps such a straight 🧐
How tall is this man he makes everybody look like little people
Are you not paying attention man? 2:40 he has Giant in his bloodline!
@@cameltoast awesome name
Looks about 6”3 and good camera placement
he is reptilian tall
He's 2 people hiding inside a coat on stilts
what I learned from AGNB is that there are so many conventions and events that are about absolutely nothing. things and people that are so divorced from reality that it's hard to believe they even exist. I love it
Reality is make believe. The only real reality is nature and even then, your reality will be different
It's their reality though
Time to move to Channel 5. This channel is not owned by Andrew and he receives nothing from it. Thumbs down the video and leave. He was done very dirty
I dont know if id rather be an alien lover creepo or a normie society supporter sclave ...
I guess they get the same kick others get from Comic Con or Religious gatherings
"you think you've been chosen?"
"i don't know"
cries
lmao what a great question
That got me dead 💀
Imagine the cells in your body conjuring up weird theories about the body that they are a part of
“If the moon is made of aluminum, what could it have ever been used for?”
What the actual actual f does that mean
He is backing up his point so in this context:
1) means of communication due to the fact most satellites are made of aluminum and or aluminium based alloys.
2) A giant heat sink that was used to cool the earth's reactor.
Bruh...he had me laughing hard like he knew he said some deep facts
Wrong! we all know it ain't made of aluminum, the moon is made of cheese 😁
Lawl
I feel like donating to help fix America’s education system after watching a few of these.
I don't think education is their problem
Stupid
For the love of god, please do!
The What!!? Lmao how is education not their problem
Yep all reptiles. I can feel the vibrations in my plums.
Takin em straight to market?
We Dre decenccanstxv of t rec
My prunes agree
Two plums for one
2:51 this is when he *REALLY* lost me.. I was trying to be so respectful and listen to what he had to say without judging. Then he threw that at us.
just rename this convention to "paranoid schizophrenic" con
i'm getting very emotional over your comment.
Hey man, I am paranoid schizophrenic. We are paranoid, not stupid!
@@dannyeagle9688 but there is such a thing as stupid schizophrenics and they are drawn to these
Rename it Hollywood Blvd
believe it or not, it is very unlikely that any of these people are actively schizophrenic, since they able to dress, interact with others, and hold a fluent conversation. They probably are like 50% schizotypal personality disorder though. The other 50% are just your run-of-the-mill deluded idiots.
Well, it’s not a theory , they are real . One of them killed my cat .
One of the few instances where I would not bang. That lady was a hard, haaaard pass. Pretty and batshit is not a good combo. "I refuse to disillusionment, I therefore choose what to see before me." What the fuck even is that???
@@Bobcat8188 lmao as if she would even think about sleeping with you
@@auroragil9586 yeah, the feeling is mutual buddy.
@LYRIC TAYLOR MURGA I'm saying that she believes in straight gibberish. It's insane how some people can't just wake up, they have to chant crazy nonsense to do a basic normal thing. She's completely bonkers. She probably invented farting on balls.
@@Bobcat8188 He's probably, like, pointing out that you view people through the perspective of what they can do for you rather than as a separate being, or whatever.
I knew I had some platypus DNA in me..
You let a platypus go raw???
The old man that takes the pictures is naively wholesome
*Damn bro. You got the giant bloodline cuz you're taller than 5ft 2.*
I mean I haven't really seen anyone taller than him so he is pretty big but I get your point
White SPOTTED SOMEONE TALLER THAN HIM AT THE FLAT EARTH THING. SO YEH. DUDES TALL.
Doesn't believe in evolution
Believes in his own theory where the new generation learns from the old and gets smarter and "it just keeps on going"
Okay
Lol his theory is education
@@5thHouse such a shame he never reaped the benefits of his own theory. The theory of education that is.
Why aren't we changing now?
@@Werbererer we are
Worst case scenario: These people are all registered voters.
No the worst case scenario is that all these people ARE aliens that are taking over our planet so they try to make aliens sound ridiculous to catch us unawares 😲
I truly think these people just don't vote.
USA,USA,USA🇺🇸
worst case scenario: these people are right.
I’m 100% sure they all vote.
I met Carl this past weekend at the Awakening Expo. He was a very genuine and sweet and gave us a free autographed copy of his alien photo! Framing it and putting it up with my Riley Martin symbol and my Bruce Campbell autograph.
Serious question, how do I know if I'm an alien or not? Sometimes my phone rings, and without looking at the screen, I can guess who it is.
It's always mum.
Shannon Keane sounded like dwight for a sec
Answer it dummy! Always answer ur mum and tell her you love her.
What’s the difference between Mum and Mom?
@@colarguns where you were born
Richard Watson Antarctica why
“Heat up the earth for 6 days, put a nuclear motor in it” killing me again this is Tim And Eric levels of quotable but it’s actually these real goobers
Many of these people seem to have serious mental issues, psychiatrists should use these conventions as honeypots lol. Anyway keep making videos my man.
They'd be risking to get lynched.
They're likely just extremely lonely. The first guy was probably getting anxiety and since he's never had anyone to share the experience with he thinks that feeling he was getting was "aliens not allowing to say those things". They probably believe in aliens because it gives them a community, like a religion does
Andrew Godly sad but true
@@andrewgodly5739 thanks for standing up and fighting for your common folk
This is satire none of it is real
Andrew fills a hole that Vice left in my heart.
This is a great example of why Q became so popular
Or why Q and Christianity remain so popular?
@@jebstewart666 please dont associate christianity with q. As a christian we don't claim them.
@@kennypowers7334 actually I know quite a few christians that were/are believing in the q thing.
But rather than edit my original post I will allow that I should have written: "q or christianity".
To emphasize them as two different entities that, for me, are as equally bizarre (admittedly an editorial word), or at best, as illogical (a more fact base/reason abled word) as the peeps in this video.
;)
@@kennypowers7334 Are you joking? The entire Q cult is made up of hardcore bible thumping christians.
Tf is Q?
This guy is an incredible interviewer. Show up, let people talk.
Check out Andrew's project with Channel 5 now. This one is expired. The scumbag media guys stole everything and now he gets 0% of this. Evil.
Dude at 5:20 is def a time traveler, cause according to his recollection, just in the last 60 years we went from horse and carriage to landing on the moon. I’m pretty sure my dad wasn’t on a horse and carriage when I was a kid. But maybe I’m the dumb one. Who knows what’s going on.
*Dude looks like a white guy that just returned from feudal japan.*
@Stephen Kimbell They had cars in 1890s. Not a lot but they were starting production. Also the computer was a revolutionary invention that propelled the human race towards technology we would've never imagined without it.
How did i just today found this channel!! Subbed and liked
@Mr_ Tinez tnx man!
"I know this sounds silly but I have like the shshshs-sh-sixth sense for it.". That's the reptilian inside her speaking with its split tongue.
Dude your edits and zoom ins are perfect they are what makes me laugh half the time, love this channel
3:08 This chick def killed her own cat
Maybe she's a reptilian and she's trying to find a round-about way to confess.
@Ethan K yeah you’re probably right... but I still would after like 3 Jack and Cokes
@@clamcrewcarclub6017 🤣
Well, she is 1/8 reptilian.
@@clamcrewcarclub6017 No alcohol needed, she would just need to turn down the crazy...not off, just down.
“I don’t believe in stars”… “but there’s STARships, STARgates!” 😂😂😂
They start crying when they get to talk about it.. xD probably cause someone is finally listening and seams to be taking them seriously. Cute
Aliens killed my cat. I can't unhear that.
Tussk actually it was a reptilian black magician FYI.
Always thought it was curiosity 🤔
@@martijnschut4209 Aliens can be curious too.
I feel like whoever these people are they probably take care of their dogs.
Not the girl with a cat, it probably ran away
I think you meant to say "they probably take a lot of drugs". Spellcheck can be a bitch sometimes.
@@ghostinplainsight4803 Your name indicated that you're a troll and that I don't have to waste my time responding to you but I am here and what up?
@@NoThankYouThough Are you being a sexist bigot because I don't conform to oppressive gender norms! lol
@@ghostinplainsight4803 I bet that you're literally the hugest sexist bigot. Just saying. It's usually the people who point it out.
The first guy has 10th hard drive filled with photos of aliens.
"Look what's happened in the last 60 years, we've gone from horse and the carriage to landing on the moon" - a man in 2019
Moon landing - 1969 (50 years ago)
Release of the Model T, and birth of the car age - 1908 (111 years ago)
I think this guy got abducted to the 1970s.
The moon anding is fake lol we don’t have the technology for that
What about the guy who said he sometimes wants to go back to being normal and go to Britney Spears concerts and all that lol.
Seems like some of these people completely disconnect from history once they snap. Guess it makes sense when you start thinking that everything and anything is a cover up or scheme, but really sad to see.
The editing is brilliant. The dude at the end and zooming in on his face lmfao
C P "Why aren't we changing now?" *zoom*
"never be so open that the wind blows between your ears"
- Terence mckenna
You kicked Andrew off this channel and now it’s going to suck. He built this not you. Can’t wait for his new project to surpass this.
I'll bite. What happened?
@@bobloblaw418 andrew isn't affiliated with this channel, patreon or the podcast. they stole the the brand of him. He has a new channel called ' channel 5 with andrew callaghan'. its the typical big bully sort of company screwing him with a contract.
Fuck those pieces of shit.
Channel 5 News with Andrew Callahan is already producing great content. Fuck these people.
Hate to tell ya but they're not gonna produce new content, theyre gonna sit back and continue to profit off people like you and me clicking this video. By typing this comment after he left, you have already boosted this video in the algorithm and helped them to continue to profit.
The periodic table of *SPACE WAVES*
I looked up "space wire" with "periodic table" hoping to find this crackpot idea, but no luck.
Edit: Oh, and incidentally, the standard model of particle physics is _kind of_ a "periodic table of space waves" as each "particle" is actually a fluctuation in that particle's field.
A few years of education would chage these peoples lives forever
Trying to think outside of your bubble might change yours aswell.
But tbh. those people don't seem educated
You're just looking at boredom incarnated
Delusion disorders run deep. They'll fight against anything that isn't confirmation bias. They need a psyche eval not an education lol.
@@cal5750 “It is easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled“
I don't think you can help them with anything short of abortion
ohh gee, 1/8th reptilian is just the amount of crazy I dig in a girl!
“All these foos were looking at here, they believe in aliens.”
Hahahahahahahahaha this foo!
This is now hands down my favorite fucking channel on UA-cam.... How the actual fuck is this real life? Please don't ever stop this amazing work you are doing Sir.
I’m so glad that guy has that tiny digital camera for his pitchures, I hope he never stops taking pitchures. Beautiful pitchures
I'm just dying at the "Customer service" booth in the background while this woman talks about Reptilians
You’re not feeling a weird energy, you’re hearing yourself talk
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