I love how because of the surrender he bumps down his own people. And he acknowledged How awesome Argonians are. This is probably the most fair, unbiased ranking.
Elves: wah wah, we're not imortal gods anymore. Now we can only live several hundreds of years with our vast magical power. Humans: I thank you mighty Divines for this precious gift of life, while it may only be less than a hundred years I shall endeavor to make the most of it along side my kin.
Humans and Khajiit: can procreate with knife-ears Argonians: cannot procreate with knife-ears This just shows how Argonians are the ultimate lifeforms on Tamriel, they should've been in S++ tier
can Khajiit procreate with Men and Mer? I could've sworn in Racial Phylogeny, the book that goes into interracial procreation, said that alleged instances of Khajiit with a non-Khajiit parent have no real evidence and are hearsay. it does say that due to their relations with the Hist, Argonians are %100 no bullshit utterly incompatible with other races.
@effishcent317 however, at the same time, the Argonians have the highest genocide vs demons compared to every other tamriel race. Goat'd with the histskin.
@@JB-xl2jcDagoth? That ashen fleshed knife ear who believes he is a god, but in reality is only a naked knife ear in a big mask? All his abilities come from the heart of Lorkan, just like the other false gods of the Tribunal, and therefore he is hot garbage tier with all other merkind, never to be seen again after the destruction of the heart. Pelinal on the other hand is a knight brought into being by Akatosh, and did return as seen at Alesia's death, even with greater clarity having been cleansed of his madness by the divines. Truly there is no comparison between this champion of men and a ranting knife ear hiding naked in a volcanic cave.
I enjoy how our champion, the divine crusader, shows his distain and disrespect for the white gold concordant by pronouncing concordant differently every time
@@owen723Only Pelenial, and not because he actually gay (his choice, or rather Kirkbride's) but because he is a literary Hitler from the worst Oblivion expansion. Even horse armor was better whan Knights of the Nine (more like Knights of the Nein, I don't want to play this garbage expansion).
@@PseudonymsAreGovnoYaEbalGoogle Bro. The elves in elder scrolls are the absolute worst. And the elves/Aylids Pelinial fought were just demented and monsterous, enslaving most of Humanity, and doing flesh magic on them. Elves aren't this mistreated race in the universe, very solid chance they were behind some terrible and catastrophic thing. Wood elves being cannibalistic tribals, Dark elves are racist and deadra worshipping basterds, and the high elves being themselves. Also tasteless look on Oblivion DLC.
I love how incredibly calm and composed he is. He was able to look directly at pictures of elves on his computer without smashing the monitor into pieces. He's coming along so well.
@@oldworldblues4953 Would not have made a difference, just wave moon sugar in fron of them and they will waste no time kneading biscuits on the Thalmor laps
My thoughts on the “Are Khajiit elves?” question is that saying the catfolk are mer is like saying an elephant is a fish. Yeah, one technically came from the other, but it’s so far removed now that it warrants its own category
As a proud Orc follower of Sheogorath(or rather his Khajiiti aspect, Sheggo the Skooma Cat) living in Elsweyr and advocating for equal rights and independence of all Khajiit against both Imperial and Dominion tyranny? This did give me a good laugh. Well done, Pelinal! You're a true gold-tier comedian! 😂
it would be a sort of perpetual thing. No end in sight. that argument would last a gods lifetime if either of them are incapable of violence in this scenario and are forced to use words. im sure still blood would be nearly spilled.
I'd love to see the Adoring fan appear more as a charecter in your videos. Getting a little tease of him in your well deserved sponsorship ad read in one of your latest videos made me realize how much I'd love to see him appear to be an adoring fan for Daddy Dagoth, Sarena, Sheogorath and Pellenal, randomly in videos. I think it would be a good reoccurring gag. Also, I think Parthunaax may make for another good charecter for telling sermons. I really enjoy your content and so do my coworkers, I play your videos on my car stereo through bluetooth when I'm giving them rides home.
I wish to make an argument for the orcs. They do not stand with the Thalmor. in fact they just want to be mostly isolationist, I say mostly because you can become blood kin by doing right by an orc, and doing that spreads to all of the strongholds. and for the forge masters among us. we need ebony to craft the kit, and the stronghold of Nazulbur has a very rich ebony mine they dig I one ran into one of those old orc warrior in a playthrough that had gotten tangled in a 3way between himself, Thalmor targets, and a pack of wolves. for some reason they attack him and he killed them. That old orc is not to be fucked with.
This Akaviri foreigner or Atmoran, it's pretty hard to tell in Alaska, would like to hear Pelinal's and Lord Dagoth Ur's take on Akavir races. And a thanks to Sir Pelinal for this teir list about the races of Tamriel.
I was going to make a joke about an altmer DB killing a bunch of thalmor. But my altmer divine blade COC even as sheogorath hates them just as much. Answer, everyone hates the thalmor.
Pelinal Take into account the Following The Reason the Imperials Signed the Concardat (or however it is said I'm not good at english) was to buy time to build Strength (which was interrupted By Ulfic Stormcloak being a Useful pawn in the Thalmor game to weaken the Empire) Cohesion is a Must for any Standing Army if Humanity is going to stand a Chance against the Thalmor it must have a Full Legion of all Races of Man not just Imperials you may not see the Wisdom in Cohesion Considering your Strength in battle and how you can Slaughter Countless Elves alone but for Ordinary men to stand a chance we must have Cohesion Khajit or the Cat people are just that cats the Only reason some look Eleven like is what Moon Sign they are born under not because they have elven blood and I believe The Khajit can't procreate outside their race therefore they are true beastfolk their moons are just weird and unfortunately the reason they support the Aldmeri Dominion is because of Trickery of the Elves not out of Brotherhood or Mutual Friendship it is simple Manipulation at work (Typical Knife-ears) Besides that I Agree with you Long may Humanity Reign!
Imperial “discharges” were left in Hammerfell before the signing of the White-Gold Concordat so they could continue fighting with the Redguards against the Aldmeri Dominion. But yeah, that was proof the emperor was too quick to give up.
Excuse me, Mr. Whitestrake, but what about the Maormer? As far as I'm concerned, they've been completely antagonistic toward the altmer and their little dominion ever since they got exiled to Pyandonea. They invaded the altmer multiple times, but the last time they invaded, they had their asses handed to them by a combined imperial and altmer fleet back in the days of the third empire.
My personal tier list: S: Nord (stay salty) A: Redguard and Orcs B: Imperial and Dunmer C: Breton and Bosmer D: Khajit and Argonians Knife Ears Cunts: Piss Skins.
Given they were both likely close personal friends of Pelinal, what did he think of Alessia and Morihaus's relationship? Also what is his opinion on the revisionist imperials who tried to distance themselves from the loyal minotaurs, pretended Morihaus was always human, and either persecuted or discredited anyone who acknowledged the truth?
As an Argonian, I can respect that choice. Edit: Ok I just remembered that the Elves or high elves, wood elves whatever the fuck they are called, but they stole teh argonian resist disease and poison immunity in skyrim so fuck those elves.
Pelinal is one of my favorite characters in all of TES lore, but it always struck me as odd about his helmet, He hates knife ears but has some on his helmet. 🤔
I like to think the things on his helmet were originally ears cut off of Ayleids and attached to it as trophies, but later depictions in 3rd Era art flanderized them into being more mundane decorations.
My main takeaway is that Bethesda naming a character Whitestrake without being sued into oblivion (no pun intended) by Whitesnake just proves how petty and uncool Iron Maiden is.
This proud lizard thanks you for the A tier, and for your service to Tamriel. Also, I agree that Nords and Redguard are S-tier for their courage and determination. On a personal note Pelinal, I much prefer you to the gold-masked knife-ear that calls me a farm tool.
Bretons are ironically the best when dealing with knife ears due to their magic resistance and the fact they have a good reason for killing them because of their cursed blood, so I'd put them in at least A tier in my opinion, tho i'm biased due to bretons being my favorite race to pick, magic resistance is OP.
while i agree with most of this, orcs typically align themselves with the imperials and or the empire; so pelinal you cannot bend over backwards to justify that knife ear status when blood kin can typically be one of ur ilk ;)
Garithos would mention dwarves at some point, Pelinal would flip his shit about the Dwemer escaping to another franchise, and then they'd sing an impromptu duet about how great humans are.
I may not be the first to write on the parchment down below however I do wish all of you an amazing day and I'm here for all of you, you're all doing absolutely amazing and I'm cheering for your success, I love you all Edit: I can't even complain I'm not the first to write on the parchment below Zake and Zach weren't even the first and they posted the video Edit 2: Yes crusader
Ysgramor was an absolute legend. He gathered 500 companions and turbomurdered his way across Skyrim so hard that there are no more Falmer. Absolute hero.
I heard the redguards when they tried to first settled in hammerfell the local elves tried to eradicate them but seeing now we can say that didnt work out for the knife ears
Sir whitestrake, I would like to give you information straight from the college of winterhold's libraries. The Kajhiit are in fact, not elves. The reason they are able to mate with humans and knife ears resolves around the type of creature they are. The Warriors of warm sands have warm blood like humans, and have live children, like humans. The Argonians, are reptiles and lay eggs which keeps them from having half argonian as children
Hey, speaking of the Snow Elves or, as they're known in the 4th Era, the Falmer...........and by extension, the Dwemer: Neither of those races are even on the Tier List. ..........I guess the Maormer technically don't live anywhere near Skyrim. Rather residing on the island of Pyandonea to the south of Tamriel. .........I won't even mention Black Marsh's extinct Cantemiric Velothi...... ..........or the Sinistral Elves, also known as the Left-Handed Elves whom the Redguard drove to extinction, from lost Yokuda.
Khajiit should be a little bit higher and i have plenty of reasons for this: First khajiit almost always stayed neutral in the wars between men and mer only joining the Great war because they were forced to Seacond the khajiit unlike other knife ears didn't enslave humans and they didn't support it Third from what i know there were many instances where khajiit have been enslaved by imperials so we do owe them a little bit Forth khajiit don't see themselves as mer and they distance themselves from this fact
@@userjames2009 no they don't they come from forest people and then after azura turned some forest people into khajiit y'frie turned the rest of forest people into bosmer (wood elves)
Also Tiber Septin decided to test Numidium in like half of Elseweyr without warning or paying. Both knife-ears and men were assholes to the funny cat people.
In regards to the Altmer reminding the crusader of the Alyieds didn't some of the remaining Alyieds flee into Altmer territory when the Marakuth Collective took over the religious/political power and proceeded to integrate with them infesting the Altmer with their arrogance?
Yes Orcs do have elven blood but most Orcs hate other elves just as much as Nords and Redguards due to the Orcs being looked down upon by the other elven races, who view them as being closer to goblin-kin then true mer. Also unlike the Khajiit, the Orcs have pretty much almost exclusively allied with the races of men when they aren't isolationists like the Imperial Legion and Daggerfell Covenant, that alone should raise them to D tier or at least the top of knife-ear tier. Also the axe of elf hating itself, Wuuthrad doesn't deal additional damage to Orcs only Bosmer, Dunmer, Altmer, and Falmer.
Ironically, despite how disliked the Orcs are, out of all the Elven races on Tamriel, they've caused the least amount of problems.
Can't cause problems when all your neighbors genocide you over and over.
@@beleakswordsteelwe should do that with other knife ears
You dare not identify the sixth house the tribe unmourned as a the leading rule in Tamriel N’wah?
They’re cool, they did get pooped out tho
Kill the filthy knife ear orcs last.
I love how because of the surrender he bumps down his own people. And he acknowledged How awesome Argonians are. This is probably the most fair, unbiased ranking.
So unbiased and fair ^^
the only thing that's greater than his love for his people is his HATRED for KNIFE EARS!!!!
Elder Scrolls relationship between men and mer:
Elves get the upper hand- slavery
Humans get the upper hand- genocide.
Humans are not only superior in strength, but also in kindness, better dead than a slave.
Khajiit, Orcs and Argonians: have the lower hand, being both enslaved and genocided
@@DrKurapikaIsDrowningUh no .....if they still exist it was an attempted genocide. The Snow elves.......now THEY get genocide.
Elves: wah wah, we're not imortal gods anymore. Now we can only live several hundreds of years with our vast magical power.
Humans: I thank you mighty Divines for this precious gift of life, while it may only be less than a hundred years I shall endeavor to make the most of it along side my kin.
That's what happens when you enslave someone
Humans and Khajiit: can procreate with knife-ears
Argonians: cannot procreate with knife-ears
This just shows how Argonians are the ultimate lifeforms on Tamriel, they should've been in S++ tier
can Khajiit procreate with Men and Mer? I could've sworn in Racial Phylogeny, the book that goes into interracial procreation, said that alleged instances of Khajiit with a non-Khajiit parent have no real evidence and are hearsay. it does say that due to their relations with the Hist, Argonians are %100 no bullshit utterly incompatible with other races.
Real and true
Based and histpilled
@effishcent317 however, at the same time, the Argonians have the highest genocide vs demons compared to every other tamriel race.
Goat'd with the histskin.
@effishcent317they did tear the dunmer and morrowind a another new asshole, so they get a pass
This guy is the only guy who can go 1on1 with Dagoth in a debate. Also, I want the all elder scrolls races with Dagoth. :) Thank you.
I second this notion!
He can also beat him in a fight
I'm really interested in an interaction With Pelinal and Ysgramoor
Dagoth? You mean that KNIFE EAR? Bah.
@@JB-xl2jcDagoth? That ashen fleshed knife ear who believes he is a god, but in reality is only a naked knife ear in a big mask? All his abilities come from the heart of Lorkan, just like the other false gods of the Tribunal, and therefore he is hot garbage tier with all other merkind, never to be seen again after the destruction of the heart. Pelinal on the other hand is a knight brought into being by Akatosh, and did return as seen at Alesia's death, even with greater clarity having been cleansed of his madness by the divines. Truly there is no comparison between this champion of men and a ranting knife ear hiding naked in a volcanic cave.
I enjoy how our champion, the divine crusader, shows his distain and disrespect for the white gold concordant by pronouncing concordant differently every time
I think he'd put the Khajiit in D, considering he stopped killing them after he realized they weren't elves.
And then put out an apology video on UA-cam, cleansing him of all sin.
Nah cats deserve heck but we can help em make it to heaven 🤔
Yeah but Khajiit are worthy of being hated for entirely different reasons.
After all of Dagon's put downs hearing some Argonian love hit the spot 😂❤
well good farm tools are hard to find
Argonians are chill, very underrated for a playthrough. Kinda held back in Morrowind because they can't wear helmets and boots.
I don’t like how you said *that*
@@jonathanwells223 In retrospect it is a sus statement. I meant it in a wholesome way.
Pelinal Whitestrake is the only guy in Tamriel that is able to go toe to toe with Dagoth Ur as a legendary meme.
Both are racist gay gods. So it checks out.
No, Dagoth is at least have a reason for his insanity unlike Pelenial.
@@owen723Only Pelenial, and not because he actually gay (his choice, or rather Kirkbride's) but because he is a literary Hitler from the worst Oblivion expansion.
Even horse armor was better whan Knights of the Nine (more like Knights of the Nein, I don't want to play this garbage expansion).
@@PseudonymsAreGovnoYaEbalGoogle Bro. The elves in elder scrolls are the absolute worst. And the elves/Aylids Pelinial fought were just demented and monsterous, enslaving most of Humanity, and doing flesh magic on them. Elves aren't this mistreated race in the universe, very solid chance they were behind some terrible and catastrophic thing. Wood elves being cannibalistic tribals, Dark elves are racist and deadra worshipping basterds, and the high elves being themselves.
Also tasteless look on Oblivion DLC.
@@owen723 the entire race can't be the ",worst".
It's about the persons not races.
Pelinal's Thoughts on the Dwemer: "The best thing about the Dwemer... is that their all dead... and they did it to themselves"
This guy understands that Nords and Redguards are based for not following the Empire that kissed the asscheeks of knife ears.
I love how incredibly calm and composed he is. He was able to look directly at pictures of elves on his computer without smashing the monitor into pieces.
He's coming along so well.
As a nord with a redguard gf I agree with this list. Pelinal just cant stop being based.
My N'wah
That was the most unbiased tier list I had ever seen, my N'wah
This dude is living his best life for all of us.
@@rainbowflicker2504 no only like fine soujama
How could you do this to your bloodline by introducing N'wahs to it?
Nords and Redguards in S tier = automatically based and CHIMpilled
There is no flaw in the logic of the Divine Crusader
If Pelinal was to be reincarnated during the events of TES V, There wouldn't be an Aldmeri Dominion.
Good ending
NGL, if TES 6 was playing as Pelinal in a Doom-styled open world game where you just murder the Dominion i'd be thrilled.
We are. The Shezarrine and the Dragonborn are almost always intertwined due to the mysterious rivalry of Akatosh and Shor/Lorkhan.
He was. You play as him in Skyrim, both Peli and TLD are avatars of Shor, like others such as Wulfharth and Reman.
he missed one important detail on the Redguards. they wiped out an entire race of knife ears. called the left handed knife ears.
I like how Dagoth and him are opposites except when talkin about khajiit
To be fair, with Pelinal, he likely realized after the *incident* that Khajiit weren’t elves
Dagoth Ur still disagrees because he doesn't like the idea of moon sugar fueled farm tools being part of the Mer Races
Based Pelinal content.
Knife ears felted.
My brother in Talos
what does he think about the dwemer
Don't forget. The Khajit are allies with the knife ear Thalmor.
Exactly!
Only because the Thalmor lied to them and made up bullshit
@@oldworldblues4953 Would not have made a difference, just wave moon sugar in fron of them and they will waste no time kneading biscuits on the Thalmor laps
My thoughts on the “Are Khajiit elves?” question is that saying the catfolk are mer is like saying an elephant is a fish. Yeah, one technically came from the other, but it’s so far removed now that it warrants its own category
Their ears are still pointy. Therefore they are still knife ears.
@@elliotnemeth cats are not elves my n'wah
Give Voryn another chance, Pelinal. You'll find he's really not so bad when you get to know him.
He may be "chill", but he is still a knife-ear. With delusions of godhood, no less!
But y’all both have powers from Lorkhan!
@@DrKurapikaIsDrowningalso known as Shor or Shezar.
As a proud Orc follower of Sheogorath(or rather his Khajiiti aspect, Sheggo the Skooma Cat) living in Elsweyr and advocating for equal rights and independence of all Khajiit against both Imperial and Dominion tyranny? This did give me a good laugh. Well done, Pelinal! You're a true gold-tier comedian! 😂
Big W and i totally agree elsweyr should be independent from both men and mer influence
By the Nine, what would I give to see a race tier list battle between Pelinal and Dagoth Ur. The last time these two went toe-to-toe was pure gold!
I now wish to see the divine crusader Pelinal Whitestrake and Dagoth Ur having to do a tier list together.
it would be a sort of perpetual thing. No end in sight. that argument would last a gods lifetime if either of them are incapable of violence in this scenario and are forced to use words. im sure still blood would be nearly spilled.
I'd love to see the Adoring fan appear more as a charecter in your videos. Getting a little tease of him in your well deserved sponsorship ad read in one of your latest videos made me realize how much I'd love to see him appear to be an adoring fan for Daddy Dagoth, Sarena, Sheogorath and Pellenal, randomly in videos. I think it would be a good reoccurring gag. Also, I think Parthunaax may make for another good charecter for telling sermons. I really enjoy your content and so do my coworkers, I play your videos on my car stereo through bluetooth when I'm giving them rides home.
The Redguard didn't repel the Thalmor on their own, the empire had 'deserters' that stuck around to help.
They aren't deserters, they are "rejected"
and let's not forget that the imperial did not go down quietly ya the Thalmor were hurting afterward
They're deserters because they're in the desert. Get it?
Deserters? How much can't be more than like few 100? Does it make difference? Absolutely not
@@fodspeedThere where thousands. The Empire literally left an army behind and called them "deserters" to get around the treaty.
Extremely based argonian take for once
No Dunmer in S tier? How can you not put Dunmer in S tier? What grand and intoxicating innocence.
Pelinal clearly isn't honoring the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned.
A knife ear still a knife ear, no matter which colour they are
Sounds like a knife-ear sympathiser.
@@jarekwrzosek2048 That's because IT'S FULL OF KNIFE EARS!!! KNIFE EAR!!!
N'wah tier-list, please disregard.
I like how the simple mention of a thing not even remotly close to an elf his tone changes to be much more happy
I wish to make an argument for the orcs. They do not stand with the Thalmor. in fact they just want to be mostly isolationist, I say mostly because you can become blood kin by doing right by an orc, and doing that spreads to all of the strongholds. and for the forge masters among us. we need ebony to craft the kit, and the stronghold of Nazulbur has a very rich ebony mine they dig
I one ran into one of those old orc warrior in a playthrough that had gotten tangled in a 3way between himself, Thalmor targets, and a pack of wolves. for some reason they attack him and he killed them.
That old orc is not to be fucked with.
Finally a tier list I agree with
This Akaviri foreigner or Atmoran, it's pretty hard to tell in Alaska, would like to hear Pelinal's and Lord Dagoth Ur's take on Akavir races. And a thanks to Sir Pelinal for this teir list about the races of Tamriel.
Well since we know Hardly anything about the Akaviri Races it would be difficult to Rate them no?
I was going to make a joke about an altmer DB killing a bunch of thalmor. But my altmer divine blade COC even as sheogorath hates them just as much.
Answer, everyone hates the thalmor.
Pelinal Take into account the Following
The Reason the Imperials Signed the Concardat (or however it is said I'm not good at english) was to buy time to build Strength (which was interrupted By Ulfic Stormcloak being a Useful pawn in the Thalmor game to weaken the Empire)
Cohesion is a Must for any Standing Army if Humanity is going to stand a Chance against the Thalmor it must have a Full Legion of all Races of Man not just Imperials you may not see the Wisdom in Cohesion Considering your Strength in battle and how you can Slaughter Countless Elves alone but for Ordinary men to stand a chance we must have Cohesion
Khajit or the Cat people are just that cats the Only reason some look Eleven like is what Moon Sign they are born under not because they have elven blood and I believe The Khajit can't procreate outside their race therefore they are true beastfolk their moons are just weird and unfortunately the reason they support the Aldmeri Dominion is because of Trickery of the Elves not out of Brotherhood or Mutual Friendship it is simple Manipulation at work (Typical Knife-ears)
Besides that I Agree with you Long may Humanity Reign!
The PELINAL is surprisingly lucid and well-spoken these days. When it was first deployed it was said to be prone to fits of madness.
put an elf in front of him and see what happens.
Imperial “discharges” were left in Hammerfell before the signing of the White-Gold Concordat so they could continue fighting with the Redguards against the Aldmeri Dominion. But yeah, that was proof the emperor was too quick to give up.
Dwemer, ayleids, falmer and the left-handed el*es are not present here, but if they were, I would put them on the knife-ear tier.
Excuse me, Mr. Whitestrake, but what about the Maormer? As far as I'm concerned, they've been completely antagonistic toward the altmer and their little dominion ever since they got exiled to Pyandonea. They invaded the altmer multiple times, but the last time they invaded, they had their asses handed to them by a combined imperial and altmer fleet back in the days of the third empire.
@@RandomInternetUser-yi5cc Oh yeah, I forgot about them. Anyway, knife-ear tier.
As someone who loves Argonians, Nords and Redguards I like his way of thinking.
Choose your elder scrolls race, we have:
The racist
The racist
The racist
The racist
The racist
The racist
The racist
The racist
The racist
The racist
My personal tier list:
S: Nord (stay salty)
A: Redguard and Orcs
B: Imperial and Dunmer
C: Breton and Bosmer
D: Khajit and Argonians
Knife Ears Cunts: Piss Skins.
Given they were both likely close personal friends of Pelinal, what did he think of Alessia and Morihaus's relationship? Also what is his opinion on the revisionist imperials who tried to distance themselves from the loyal minotaurs, pretended Morihaus was always human, and either persecuted or discredited anyone who acknowledged the truth?
Morihaus was a human and I will die on this hill.
Now you've done it. Pelinal be coming after you for slandering his bff like that.
@@Vasilefs_TerranorumMarukh... just accept it.
Much more fair than Dagoth, who would put every non-dunmer into F tier.
All hail Lord Pelinal, the speaker of Truth! All hail the Eternal Divine Crusader!
most BASED tierlist ever
Extremely based
Let Dagoth in on the next one!
Pelinal is Vivec read the 37th sermon. Call me a schizo, call me loopy, but I believe it to be true with all of my being
Glory to Grand Elf Cru-Slayer! Great list!
Ran Redguard even in Skyrim. Absolutely no regrets.
Absolutely unbiased. If only more people could be as unbiased as the glorious crusader.
Petition to call Khajit skooma divers
And argonian scalebacks
As an Argonian, I can respect that choice.
Edit: Ok I just remembered that the Elves or high elves, wood elves whatever the fuck they are called, but they stole teh argonian resist disease and poison immunity in skyrim so fuck those elves.
Didn't the Nords mistakenly call you Shor, Pelinal?
They were right
@@brendanmuller7301 Pelinal didn't like being called Shor.
@@commando414 TbH is being better calls as Shezzarine
Pelinal is one of my favorite characters in all of TES lore, but it always struck me as odd about his helmet, He hates knife ears but has some on his helmet. 🤔
I like to think the things on his helmet were originally ears cut off of Ayleids and attached to it as trophies, but later depictions in 3rd Era art flanderized them into being more mundane decorations.
My main takeaway is that Bethesda naming a character Whitestrake without being sued into oblivion (no pun intended) by Whitesnake just proves how petty and uncool Iron Maiden is.
This proud lizard thanks you for the A tier, and for your service to Tamriel. Also, I agree that Nords and Redguard are S-tier for their courage and determination.
On a personal note Pelinal, I much prefer you to the gold-masked knife-ear that calls me a farm tool.
Bretons are ironically the best when dealing with knife ears due to their magic resistance and the fact they have a good reason for killing them because of their cursed blood, so I'd put them in at least A tier in my opinion, tho i'm biased due to bretons being my favorite race to pick, magic resistance is OP.
can someone tell pelenial that the ancient yokudans sank their own continent just to kill all the knife ears that lived there. S tier? God tier.
Pelinal saying "HAIL, KNIGHT" in his robotic voice is pure ASMR
Oh yes, I do want an oversized sermon with every single race in the elder scrolls lore
"You're racist!"
"No... *I*, hate /elves/."
Knife-ears are the worst.
while i agree with most of this, orcs typically align themselves with the imperials and or the empire; so pelinal you cannot bend over backwards to justify that knife ear status when blood kin can typically be one of ur ilk ;)
Who's gonna tell him that Alessia allied with the good Ayleid Kings, and for many years they filled the high positions of power in her Empire? X3
Also think you can explain the knight’s of nine with the divine crusader
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Bretons below lizzards?? What a great and intoxicating innocence.
bretons are cool, but argonians aren't arrogant
Imagine Pelinal encountering Garithos
Garithos would mention dwarves at some point, Pelinal would flip his shit about the Dwemer escaping to another franchise, and then they'd sing an impromptu duet about how great humans are.
I knew i was right in naming my red guard pelinal fan
By the Nine, how I long to see Pelinal and Dagoth engage in a no-holds-barred match of competitive racism. 😂
Dagoth would win because the races he hates on don't deserve it.
We of the Saxhleel appreciate your support
Ya can’t go wrong with Lizard people. Just look at Warhammer and everyone loves Godzilla.
The Knife Ear fears the Crusader!
"Suffer not the knife ear to live."
YES YOU MADE A PELINAL VIDEO THANK YOU
finally after months of pleading
Knocking the Imperials down a slot for signing the concordant is honestly perfect content.
Mr. Krabs goes on a rant about elves
I want to see Pelinal rank iconic elf characters e.g Legolas,LinkWill Ferrell etc
Pelinal Whitestrake: Based and Red Diamond-pilled
Good tierlist cant wait for the next
I may not be the first to write on the parchment down below however I do wish all of you an amazing day and I'm here for all of you, you're all doing absolutely amazing and I'm cheering for your success, I love you all
Edit: I can't even complain I'm not the first to write on the parchment below Zake and Zach weren't even the first and they posted the video
Edit 2: Yes crusader
I support the divine crusader.
You guys weren't joking with soon God damn.
Oh yeah and also: YES DIVINE CRUSADER
Uhh I’m Pelinal’s top guy. Whoa Pelinal Whitestrake needs me. Ok I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna bat for your Pelinal.
Ysgramor was an absolute legend. He gathered 500 companions and turbomurdered his way across Skyrim so hard that there are no more Falmer. Absolute hero.
I heard the redguards when they tried to first settled in hammerfell the local elves tried to eradicate them but seeing now we can say that didnt work out for the knife ears
Hear The Aldmeri Defamation League has been cracking down in skyrim lately
This is a very fair and objective list.
Based, I love this and the Dagoth Ur videos explaining Elder Scrolls lote
Funny thing is the only other thing that pelinal hates as much if not at least 2nd place is the divines and gods lol
Sir whitestrake, I would like to give you information straight from the college of winterhold's libraries. The Kajhiit are in fact, not elves. The reason they are able to mate with humans and knife ears resolves around the type of creature they are. The Warriors of warm sands have warm blood like humans, and have live children, like humans. The Argonians, are reptiles and lay eggs which keeps them from having half argonian as children
Hey, speaking of the Snow Elves or, as they're known in the 4th Era, the Falmer...........and by extension, the Dwemer: Neither of those races are even on the Tier List.
..........I guess the Maormer technically don't live anywhere near Skyrim. Rather residing on the island of Pyandonea to the south of Tamriel.
.........I won't even mention Black Marsh's extinct Cantemiric Velothi......
..........or the Sinistral Elves, also known as the Left-Handed Elves whom the Redguard drove to extinction, from lost Yokuda.
Came up in my recommended, saw the title, immediately cackled.
I like how the AI voice works well since Pelinal is a cyborg
Team Storcloak all the way, Victory or Sovenguard!
Havent even watched this yet but from the thumbnail i am confirming he is correct.
Khajiit should be a little bit higher and i have plenty of reasons for this:
First khajiit almost always stayed neutral in the wars between men and mer only joining the Great war because they were forced to
Seacond the khajiit unlike other knife ears didn't enslave humans and they didn't support it
Third from what i know there were many instances where khajiit have been enslaved by imperials so we do owe them a little bit
Forth khajiit don't see themselves as mer and they distance themselves from this fact
A knife ear is still a knife ear
@@brendanmuller7301 their ears don't even look like knives they look more triangular and some khajiit have round ears
Khajiit. They came from elves, but they are repenting by becoming cats.
@@userjames2009 no they don't they come from forest people and then after azura turned some forest people into khajiit y'frie turned the rest of forest people into bosmer (wood elves)
Also Tiber Septin decided to test Numidium in like half of Elseweyr without warning or paying.
Both knife-ears and men were assholes to the funny cat people.
I like the Pelinal voice, but I expect him to be more trite. even in the writings he barely speaks
In regards to the Altmer reminding the crusader of the Alyieds didn't some of the remaining Alyieds flee into Altmer territory when the Marakuth Collective took over the religious/political power and proceeded to integrate with them infesting the Altmer with their arrogance?
Does explain the Altmeri Dominion.
@C00ki3Rim I heard a rumour the hero was a Breton
Yes Orcs do have elven blood but most Orcs hate other elves just as much as Nords and Redguards due to the Orcs being looked down upon by the other elven races, who view them as being closer to goblin-kin then true mer. Also unlike the Khajiit, the Orcs have pretty much almost exclusively allied with the races of men when they aren't isolationists like the Imperial Legion and Daggerfell Covenant, that alone should raise them to D tier or at least the top of knife-ear tier. Also the axe of elf hating itself, Wuuthrad doesn't deal additional damage to Orcs only Bosmer, Dunmer, Altmer, and Falmer.
Name one knife ear clan who likes another knife ear clan.