Livestream later today at 4pm PST (9 hours from when this video went live) to talk about the series! And if anyone happens to be coming across this video without seeing the first two, well this is a 3 part series and the first episode is here :) ua-cam.com/video/pN8CWzGz9T0/v-deo.html
Well, we need someone in our country who’s willing to do things about stuff like democratically elected South American leaders existing, or the president having an intact head.
Okay, but does he mean those tactics in general were used? or specifically the CIA put pineapple on pizza in an attempt to stop people from eating? That sounds like something they may do tbh.
@@CriminalonCrimeyou want spoiling. Ok so 2 kidnappers end up kidnapping the president, on the search for their money, they got world peace, world war 3, negotiated to take over China to stop world war 3 and get the insane amounts of gold. President apparently planned this all along and pardons them, giving them half the gold as well. All the while a legendary negotiator keeps on killing the innocent thinking they’re guilty or just not taking any distractions. Btw, you probably already know all this and I’m assuming you were joking
I love myself some Hollywood slander. You do know that if Hollywood made these exact videos, but with different actors of course, they would get like a 1/10.
Finally, Cruz and the Pink Panther got their happy ending after dealing with their dramatic plan failing, the "anti-triangulating the police call", when they failed at math to get the kid in their van, when they tried to stand out, when they failed to rehearse, when the person they called was broke, when they got the wrong number, when they got the wrong person, when they called Jussie Smollett but thankfully Cruz was able to bluff out of that situation, but worst of all... when that one hostage was TRANS the fear of cancel you could see it thru their masks. But I am happy Cruz and the Pink Panther finally got the happy ending they so deserved!!
List of microphones used by news reporter: 1. House perfume spray 2. Cleaning solution spray 3. Protein jar 4. Ukulele 5. Cooking pan 6. Broom 7. Doll 8. Michael Myers mask 9. Iron Man toy
I would say the Diddy jokes date these videos, but honestly we’re going to keep finding out stuff for so long that it’s going to be a giant time window lol
When the credits rolled I was so happy. I mean all these talented individuals giving their all in this absolutely massive cast. Shoutout to the casting director who managed to get all these big names on this project.
I'm so glad you were able to get Freddy Krueger for this production. I knew he was in a terrible accident in his last film, and I was worried he retired. Good on you for bringing him back to the big screen.
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Holy shit I was not expecting an outdoor scene. Feels weird.
I like how Edgar replaces the pink kidnapper at the end and there's a fucking drone shot on an actual beach. This is the highest budget Zach Star Himself video for the gas to drive to the beach and possibly buy a drone if you didn't already own it.
“Only one man can stop them” my ass, he didn’t do anything but follow them, and just disappeared after killing his partner Edit: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I MISSED 420 LIKES
couldn't agree more. Killing the partner was what pissed me off but I just thought that they have killed so many people now just to get to president so if the guy has even 1 % doubt that his partner was bad , I dunno 1% seems like a good reason to kill his partner TLDR: he was a narcissist who deserves hell but this is all just a story but yeh , bad foreshadowing or is it , IDK
Livestream later today at 4pm PST (9 hours from when this video went live) to talk about the series! And if anyone happens to be coming across this video without seeing the first two, well this is a 3 part series and the first episode is here :) ua-cam.com/video/pN8CWzGz9T0/v-deo.html
I think I may love you
4 million views already. This series is blowing up
I watched this in 144p until I started writing this comment then it went up to 240p. Just that good.
How is this better than marvel
@@Sorryiwaszonedout Its free & not shit.
"The CIA has actually done these things" reminds me of "Scientologists actually believe this" from South Park's "Trapped in the Closet" episode
Well, we need someone in our country who’s willing to do things about stuff like democratically elected South American leaders existing, or the president having an intact head.
@@ARloismad Willing and able*
Exactly, I felt that I've already seen a similar gag, but on another topic.
Okay, but does he mean those tactics in general were used? or specifically the CIA put pineapple on pizza in an attempt to stop people from eating? That sounds like something they may do tbh.
@@ARloismadJFK
Looks like the kidnappers are willing and able to overthrow a government.
SUCH A MISS THAT ZACH DIDNT BRING EMERCANCY EXIT ROW SEAT C12 TO TRY AND STOP THEM
@@modnik1388 for real 😭😔
YEA 😁
oh my god the emergency row still haunts me to this day lol
how do you mess up the joke 😭 its able and willing
Thanks for the credits. I was having trouble figuring out which role was played by who. A standard issue with movies with such a large cast.
And what a great casting director for getting all those actors who were perfect for their roles
@@facundomedina9762man fuck that casting director
There's an Easter egg in there
What an action packed series.
DUDE! F-ING SPOILER WARNING! JESUS CHRIST IT'S THE FIRST THING COME VISIBLE I COULDN'T NOT SEE IT! 🤦🏻♂️🖕🏻
@@CriminalonCrime what spoiler he just said it's action packed
bro is schizophrenic 💀💀
@@Entificationbro stop spoiling!
@@DJG44stop spoiling the hell is wrong with you guys!!
@@CriminalonCrimeyou want spoiling. Ok so 2 kidnappers end up kidnapping the president, on the search for their money, they got world peace, world war 3, negotiated to take over China to stop world war 3 and get the insane amounts of gold. President apparently planned this all along and pardons them, giving them half the gold as well. All the while a legendary negotiator keeps on killing the innocent thinking they’re guilty or just not taking any distractions.
Btw, you probably already know all this and I’m assuming you were joking
I did not have watching a documentary on CIA operations on my bucket list
today
These three episodes together have a more compelling narrative than 99.9% of Hollywood projects these days
But you need to wonder, how can one spin a sequel from it with bigger treats and more action.😂
I love myself some Hollywood slander. You do know that if Hollywood made these exact videos, but with different actors of course, they would get like a 1/10.
Finally, Cruz and the Pink Panther got their happy ending after dealing with their dramatic plan failing, the "anti-triangulating the police call", when they failed at math to get the kid in their van, when they tried to stand out, when they failed to rehearse, when the person they called was broke, when they got the wrong number, when they got the wrong person, when they called Jussie Smollett but thankfully Cruz was able to bluff out of that situation, but worst of all... when that one hostage was TRANS the fear of cancel you could see it thru their masks. But I am happy Cruz and the Pink Panther finally got the happy ending they so deserved!!
U were first content
Was waiting for that one person to comment this lmao
Finally, a trilogy that doesn't fall off
The end Credits were absolutely golden
YEA😁😎
I assume the kidnappers are Washington and Lincoln, still trying to make some money.
hold up. you might be on to something....
Hold up, Something smells incredible so I'll let you cook.
I really want this to become canon!
Universal Studios WISHES it could be this good, amazing series Zach 🔥🔥🔥
Thank you!
@@ZachStarHimself100/10 better than every movie ever made
@@ZachStarHimself I loved the credits xD
YEA!!!!!!!
Amazing series, Nukes got stopped by the captcha 😂
That captcha is so cancer it can stop the Earth rotation
@@mystey1 Well the tropic of cancer is more a product of Earth's _tilt,_ not rotation so _oh God kill me I'm a NERRRRRD!_
these kidnappers have very impressive geopolitical skills
They really missed their calling.
More than many politicians
Love how they keep repeating 'CCP'
This is simply the best movie I've ever seen.
Yup
List of microphones used by news reporter:
1. House perfume spray
2. Cleaning solution spray
3. Protein jar
4. Ukulele
5. Cooking pan
6. Broom
7. Doll
8. Michael Myers mask
9. Iron Man toy
I would say the Diddy jokes date these videos, but honestly we’re going to keep finding out stuff for so long that it’s going to be a giant time window lol
Are Epstein jokes outdated? If not then it’ll take a while for diddy to be outdated
@@SonicHuskyGiven that Donald Trump is a presidential nominee, no.
These kidnappers are more competent than the world leaders 💀
But it was all organised by world leader(s)
These kidnappers are ABLE and WILLING
Submissive and breedable
When the credits rolled I was so happy. I mean all these talented individuals giving their all in this absolutely massive cast. Shoutout to the casting director who managed to get all these big names on this project.
This was fucking amazing
This had better story telling then most modern Disney movies. Great job we are both glad and willing to sing your praise.
well tbf the bar is low
Absolutely delightful episode, the extremely large and talented cast/crew should be proud of themselves
Dude, there are like, so many twists in this story I can't keep track of them all.
Does UA-cam give out award's? If they do this series has my vote for comedy series of the year.
I'm so glad you were able to get Freddy Krueger for this production. I knew he was in a terrible accident in his last film, and I was worried he retired. Good on you for bringing him back to the big screen.
Holy shit I was not expecting an outdoor scene. Feels weird.
Yea a little but fits for the end of the movie
Not the trilogy we deserved but the one we needed
I like how Edgar replaces the pink kidnapper at the end and there's a fucking drone shot on an actual beach. This is the highest budget Zach Star Himself video for the gas to drive to the beach and possibly buy a drone if you didn't already own it.
Seeing them in a 3D space at the end was genuinely surreal for me.
Honestly this was one of the best series I’ve watched in a while! Props to you making absolute cinema!
The trip to turks and Caicos is a business expense
Genuinely a masterclass of a trilogy.
If this 3-part show were 90 minutes long, it could be released in theaters and potentially outgross Joker 2 at the box office.
That guy must have waited for ages to write such end credits 😂
i love how the nukes instinctively went for the satellites
Mitch McConnell was listed as “Freddy Krueger.” Lmao
"The CIA has actually done these things" *Puts pineapples on pizza and Panda Express* 😅
Hollywood needs to hire this guy 😂
now we know why god doesn't make the rules, the CIA makes them after they took over heaven
Oh I get it 🤣😁
So that's why God needs so much money and why he's such F boy
The universe is evolving
Thank you so much ZachStarHimself.. you’ll never know how much this encourage me and my homies for that kidnapping mission we been planning on.. ❤
That plot twist at the end was insane
'' P diddys pants on prom night'' IM DYINGGGG 💀
Careful with your word choices?
Pink panther tanned really quickly at the end there
“Only one man can stop them” my ass, he didn’t do anything but follow them, and just disappeared after killing his partner
Edit: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I MISSED 420 LIKES
He'll return in the sequel
@@TaurielTheElf there is a sequel?
couldn't agree more. Killing the partner was what pissed me off but I just thought that they have killed so many people now just to get to president so if the guy has even 1 % doubt that his partner was bad , I dunno 1% seems like a good reason to kill his partner
TLDR: he was a narcissist who deserves hell but this is all just a story but yeh , bad foreshadowing or is it , IDK
@@Serizon_ the credits say "more to come" at 14:11, so maybe.
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What an absolute masterpice! It was not only willing but also able to make my day!
that coughing circle was hilarious
you need to put this into one big movie! this has been one of the best youtube series ever ty
I just got paid. What the best way to send 20% of my paycheck to make sure you continue producing masterpieces like this
Nice i love happy endings! Also love your credits! You had amazing actors 😊
Too many actors I couldn't recognize 11/10 Stars
0:35 it's November stay strong boys
Umm... Day 1... 😔
I forgor...
The kidnappers finally got their money.
I can't believe they were able and willing to do all that.
the trilogy is actually long enough to be considered a feature length film so... props. this is cinema.
Out of everything in this video, "it's the end of the world, rent is still due" fucking killed me🤣
The nukes casually reversing is crazy. 😆
Fucking Amazing Series cant wait for more!
I really liked Edgar's acting, especially when he was playing the negotiator! He did a great job!
This is the best Zachstar movie I've ever seen😂😂🔥🔥🔥
I wish this was in the cinema. I'd literally go and watch it
Zach continues to be able to and willing to create great content
I'm just sad this series is over. Brilliant political satire that incinerates all sides
Bestest series on the channel so far hands down.
A cinematic masterpiece
two kidnapers making an world an better place to get the money they wanted
Bro your videos are the best...you deserve you own channel on TV
This series was fucking phenomenal!
No, they finally got away, and pardoned! Don't hunt them down in a sequel lol
Crazy how the worst villians did the best and most becoming the best
Entire cast Zach Star Himself🤣🤣 What a legend!
Dark Brandon played 4d chess in the end
These kidnappers are able and willing to help in time of crisis.
get this man a netflix series
our favorite kidnappers finally got the money they wanted after this epic saga. One hell of a kidnapping indeed
Greatest thing I’ve ever seen 10/10 life changing
That was genuinely amazing. Funny and creative as hell. The number of unexpected spit-drink-out-of-my-mouth laughs this got from me is incredible.
the idea that there is a 24/7 cia hotline in case you wanna overthrow the government xd
Genuinely more entertaining than anything Hollywood has put out in the last few years tbh
Freddy Krueger did a surprisingly wonderful job as Mitch 🙏🏾
This was a banging series!
This president was so Frank Underwoody!😂😂😂
Best set of videos on this channel
13:07 "we going on vacay, might as well get some footage out of it"
4:30 "just like 911" this is so true lol
Ive got the wholesame feeling of a new, very successful ZSHuniverse incoming
This is better than the MCU ever was
Thia was actually peak cinema IM SERIOUS
"One Hell of a kidnapping"
True
Yes indeed
yah One Hell is correct. yall are so annoying😭 THOSE BURNING CROSS DELUSIONS HURT YK
Bro flew across the globe for this series, what a legend
wow, Freddy Krueger played as Mitch McConnell? They really upped the budget on this one
Awesome!!!! More multi segment shennahigans, please!!!!!!!!
3:55 I was not ready for a Diddy jumpscare
this series was epic
This guy is not suicidal. So much truth in this video
Really better than most Hollywood comedies . The twist was M.Shyamalan level . But I wanted to see more of the policeman .
an absolute masterpiece
how do i nominate something for an award
Literally peak cinema
Somehow one of the best movies to come out in years.
I don't know how this turned into a series
And I'm here for it 😆
Me too 😁
By releasing the hoarded gold into the circulating money supply, the kidnappers were responsible for the greatest economic recovery in history.