When Washington and Lincoln try to get a job in 2024
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Washington putting tea in front of him just so he could throw it off the table was gold.
yeah that made me lol 😂
I started screaming when I belatedly realized it was tea, after they were already knocked down.
I think I woke up my neighbors I laughed so hard 😂
Literally the best part, I DIED 😂😂
It was gold.
Just like Yorkshire Tea Gold.
“If the government said “we will kick you in the balls, but only 3% of the time” you would say “That’s a lot!”” 😂
💯
man at those times i wish i were a female
Ow, my balls
@@mightyx5441i ain’t a female but I’ve heard that it hurts them as well 😢
@@legowelt0809 then I'll be want to be an alien
Internships are more like indentured servitude than slavery so Washington shouldn't be so confused.
Except that internships generally don't pay. However, I have heard of and witnessed a few of my friends get internships that pay. Not sure how that's not just "a job", but they said it was defined as an internship.
I think nowadays we call that a short-term contract with possibilities to convert or extend.
Well no because while indentured servants weren't paid they were generally given shelter and fed by their boss. So it's actually worse.
@@giantWario I mean they're not 1 for 1 exactly the same but they're similar enough that that should have been Washington's first thought.
@@Dyanosisprobably getting paid less bc it's "internship" plus easier to be fired
@@TheScarab117 It's a comedy bit. He isn't trying to simulate what would happen if they actually come to our time.
Bro, i need to see George get in a fist fight with a customer at some point! 😂
Put lincoln instead,he used to know how to box
@@Demomanflower not only did he box he used to throw boulders around for fun and herbert hoover invened a spot that was basically voly ball with a 10 pound medicine ball presidents used to be har core
@@Demomanflowerdude literally invented the choke slam
That'll be where they go full circle back to McDonald's.
“So are you saying slavery was forced internship?” Is perhaps the greatest quote of all time
I mean you could say it was a forced Job too. The force and not the pay is what defines slavery, in many forms of slavery the slave could get pay.
@@GhostEmblem So are you saying that the slaves had it better than the interns?
@@ladyalicent705 In so far as I'm saying getting paid is better than having freedom to quit, then yes for both paid and unpaid labour.
However slavery has existed in many forms and the legal rights differ, the same goes for labour rights.
If you are talking about a specific kind of slavery lets say cattle slavery practiced in the U.S. to pre-labour rights movement labour (weekends off, 8 hr work days, paid leave, workplace safety regulations, etc) the conversations become very different.
Just wanted to clarify since technically if you cant leave its slavery and that's what I was referencing.
@@GhostEmblem Okay so if it isn’t forced, how come I can’t say “I’m already intelligent enough, so I’ll skip the internship and take the job that pays instead?”
@@ladyalicent705 I dont think its the same as slavery but I did say that it can be worse, dont make me defend unpaid internships with that question.
George Washington: "Am I woke now?"
🤣🤣🤣
I didnt get the very first Joke, can somebody explain to me?
Seperate from this, i would love ore of the 'You timetravel and find out your useless' videos. They coincide so much with my hobby of crafting an Isekai-Guide cause i was alwas annoyed how Isekai-Protag's and Timetravelers never use their modeern Knowledge, even though some stuff is super simple but hyper-effective
@@slevinchannel7589Thomas Jefferson had a black woman slave with whom he had like six children, but he never freed her. The man died and the mother of his children was still in servitude.
George Washington's remarks are a dig at Thomas Jefferson for his love of "chocolate" yet keeping it enslaved.
@@MMAli-rq8kd Uuuuuhm, soooomehow your comment gives me a vibe of 'I did NOT understand slevins comment'
@@MMAli-rq8kd “Woman” might not even be the right term to use there…
"America, land of the free and home of the Big Macs!" is so accurate.
Big macs = treason...
Double baconator = freedom...and high cholesterol. Lol
Freedom means being able to choose Pepsi or coke in the Corporate States of America
o7
Not of the free, but I can agree with you on the big macs.
So are you Russian or Iranian? Either way, ur awful jealous of our country
That American part at McDonald’s was hilarious💀
Frrrrrr
since the hamburger is not american but german yes ^^
it's what the country was made for!!!
@@blaxxteam The hamburger was made in germany, but the bigmac wasn't, So no, you're wrong
The hamburger was invented in the US, the source of the meat was Hamburg.@@RiverStiix
It hasn't even been long enough to finish the video but people already saying it's great.
Only one person has said that and they commented an hour ago, I think Patreons get to see the video earlier
It's great
@@hopperelec refresh the comment section
Because it always is
@@puremage0 I did. When I seen this comment there were only 11 other comments lol
Bro's doing he's own Marvel Cinematic Universe
I heard Angel Studios is planning an actual cinematic universe revolving around the founding fathers. I know it's probably not gonna be a comedic series, but I can't help but imagine the eventual Avengers-type crossover event, with Benedict Arnold in a Loki-type position, leading an army of Britauri through a portal in the ocean to invade the US.
The ZSCU is truly revolutionary
Marvel aren’t real historical characters😂
So that means Jim Caviezel will be in it? :) @@TheRealJokeFace
When are we gonna get Zach Star Cut? 😂
It amuses me when people bring up the "founding fathers." Especially politicians of the modern era. Usually brought up when they're trying to make some law or other. Considering all of the founders of the USA felt that there shouldn't be any laws from the Federal Government - outside of the realm of imports/exports and defense.
That said I'd like to point out that it was Jefferson who wrote a condemnation of slavery in the Declaration of Independence. Hamilton had him remove it due to fear the southern states wouldn't join in the revolution.
Let's not forget that the Founding Fathers didn't want religion/religious views in politics due to how corrupted it helped turn the British Monarchy in the years leading up to and during the early years of the US.
Yes, you could let MORALS help make laws, provided they weren't furthering a religous viewpoint. Basically, the golden rule of "treat others how you want to be treated". It's also why it's illegal to require religious tests to determine your religious viewpoint to run for office
There's also the fact that Jefferson's brother and adult nephew both had the same Y chromosome as him and were very well known for 'partying' with the slaves. The reason the former was 'discounted' by the Monticello report was because "he wasn't often at Monticello". So apparently all those sex ed classes are wrong and it takes significant effort to get a woman pregnant. As for the non-consideration of the nephew? Well, because they deemed it so.
James Madison wrote the Bill of Rights and it was only enacted in 1791, 15 years after the Government was formed, there were originally about 20 rights that were scrubbed from the constitution over that 15 year period.
@@CriminalonCrime the constitution was ratified in 1788 and went into effect 1789
They were right, keep the feds out of our life (hi Mr fbi agent)
5:20 "The British and I killed them".
Savage!
Meanwhile you bring Andrew Johnson to the future and the first thing he'll say is "YOU GAVE VOTING RIGHTS TO *WHO???"*
Best episode yet! Jokes were constantly hitting and you perfectly intertwined satire with Washington + Lincoln’s culture shock. Excellent work, Zach.
Fact: well over half of internships in America are in violation of laws governing internship. (e.g. the tasks assigned must be related to the job they are training for and not menial tasks, paid interns must not be assigned tasks a regular employee is already being paid for etc.)
yep
they should mandate that interns must be paid, by you could use them for anything legal
1:50 fully expected them to say "no" and get hired
That.. Washington And Lincoln eating bigmacs....
SCENE OF THE YEAR 2024
o7 O-oh say can you SEEEEEEEE
@@shinymainespoon So American
At thirty seconds in at that Target I was so ready for Washington to turn to Lincoln and say “Look what you did.”
Would’ve been epic
Nooo 💀💀💀
Based.
Most of the problems outlined in the video he contributed to in some way.
Federalist caused it so adams
Maybe, the guy who stole their time travel device wants them to stay in that year to force them to candidate in 2024 presidential elections against each other since no one wants biden-trump rematch lol.
Good plan
To be fair I wouldn't want them either, they're all about the same age.
It's crazy that the US still has one of the worst political systems on the planet where you can get totally screwed into a 2 party system
And it would be legal I think.
The 2 term limit is only for presidents who were elected after 1945.
So they could actually candidate again.
Correct me if I am wrong
@@gegecry There is no year limit in the amendment. This is the text:
Section 1. No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than once. But this Article shall not apply to any person holding the office of President when this Article was proposed by the Congress, and shall not prevent any person who may be holding the office of President, or acting as President, during the term within which this Article becomes operative from holding the office of President or acting as President during the remainder of such term.
Section 2. This Article shall be inoperative unless it shall have been ratified as an amendment to the Constitution by the legislatures of three-fourths of the several states within seven years from the date of its submission to the states by the Congress.
They were both elected twice and are thus ineligible.
You could also 🏣 my out laws don't effect past actions.. sooooo it'd be ignored anyway. @@gegecry
I love when you put some stuff on a desk just to throw it off. Always gets me!
Not just some stuff. He threw away english tea
@@kjam9085It's tea from the same company as in the Boston tea party and still exists. I think it is the oldsst existing corporation in the world.
The tea box gag was *golden* 😂
I didnt get the very first Joke, can somebody explain to me? Seperate from this, i would love ore of the 'You timetravel and find out your useless' videos. They coincide so much with my hobby of crafting an Isekai-Guide cause i was alwas annoyed how Isekai-Protag's
never use their modeern Knowledge, even though some stuff is super simple but hyper-effective
Dude, the plot twist at the end! This is transcending beyond just being a humorous skit. Zach sure is onto something with the series. Hope to see an awesome thriller playlist.
The ending was perfect
7:21 Jokes aside. I completely agree regarding Internships.
As someone living in Europe I didn't even know "interships" exists because it would be hard to find anyone stupid enough to work for free.
@@user-hm5dt2bd5q I don't know what country you're from but as someone from Germany I can say we have internships here. You just get paid as an intern.
@@Noah49256 Well in USA interns are not paid - thus they are just a new name for slaves.
They are working for free for a few months for the promise that maybe they will be hired in the future to do the same work they do now with other interns.
Slaves called interns are the best way to generate income in USA.
Nothing screams "'Merica!" more than George Washington saluting with a big mac, a don't tread on me T-shirt, and the national anthem playing over an American flag background. I love it! 10/10 on this one, Zach!
Racist
?@@PizzaMonkeyinaTank
@@lazarussevy2777 you're racist asf
@@PizzaMonkeyinaTankAmerican isn’t a race, because that would mean Mexicans are Americans, being they are on an American continent
Pff, if you think thats the highest "Merica!" you can get, wait till you insert a bald eagly, the statue of liberty and two assault rifles wielded by an america-bikini-wearing blonde chick sitting in a Ford Mustang into that picture. Oh, and of course red, blue and white fireworks in the background.
7:26
That sounds like parttime slavery with extra steps
"Even if you're white?" hit me so hard.
You are a funny and intelligent man, sir. Hats off to you.
FUCK Netflix. I'm all here for the Zachflix.
“The British and I killed them” and “free the interns” unironically made me laugh so hard.
Please keep doing what you’re doing Zach, your videos always make my day.
Please keep this series going!
You got it :)
This did not feel like 10 minutes holy shit man. Been awhile since I've seen a video and not notice the length of it every few seconds. That intern plot twist was top tier. Didn't see it coming XD
The Target one Was on Point 😂
This needs to become a TV series.
0:13 "Told you it was a gun store"
George Washington never even wanted to be president, got pressured into the job by absolutely everyone, had all his great parting advice ignored to the detriment of this whole ass country ever since...And then people portray him like this. Fuckin' rude. Absolutely hilarious. Loving these.
3:20 washington recreating history!
Zach is willing and able to continue to create great content
What a timing, just binged watch all over your content again like for an hour or so, then this was uploaded.
Great day incoming!
He's too good.
The internship bit was spot on lol
The tea is what got me. Holy shit. I'm crying.
I would unironically stand at that protest
This is perhaps the greatest political satire in this time period.
4:26 how it USED to feel eating at McDonald's 😂
o7 This is Big Mac country!
7:41 - They actually wouldn't have found it that weird - apprenticeships were basically the same thing, except even longer.
This is far more gripping than it should be
2:34 I thought that that happened during Prohibition to substitute the revenue lost.
4:23 that gotta be the best McDonald's advertising I've ever seen in my life, and I ain't even american
Time to colonize with Big Macs
the image of george eating a burger wearing a don't tread on me shirt and saluting is so funny to me
This needs to be a show would Watch it religiously
4:33 best part of the skit.
Most American image in history.
George Washington wearing snake t shirt, while saluting and eating a Big Mac from McDonald’s
“Were you shooting at the south with diamonds?” 😂😂😂
Yeah, I guess that’s how I feel about the money spent on today’s wars too.
This man makes better scretch than the full time payed people in entertainment industry.
Respect++
Ok, how did this become a saga more entertaining than star wars and the mcu?
Well, ok, I'm sure Disney had something to do with it, but still, take the W!
world would be a really good place if people were genuinely provided food if they need when they come to interview, if its fine by the company, they can even analyze how they respond to the offering
These Washington and Lincoln episodes are better than any other movie I’ve seen. Hollywood could learn from this
Calling it now. The villain is Thomas Jefferson
Dick Cheney my bet.
Lincoln was the villainous dictator 😂
@@MeowNSheeit
... no? He was a president, not a dictator.
@@bradyblue5269 He literally forced the entire country into a civil war as a means to obtain office.
He had his political enemies assassinated.
Implemented an income tax..
Hoooly shit. You don't know? 😂
I bet you think the civil war was fought to free slaves too.
I bet you didn't know Lincoln wanted to send them all back to Africa and the ones that stayed would have every bit of support ripped from under them and left with nothing.
Bro you have no fucking idea what Lincoln was about. Because you've never read his letters. You've only listened to what people tell you about him. You've never once taken his own words into account. 🤷♂️
@@bradyblue5269 Also if Lincoln simply drafted a bill that allowed African Americans full citenship and rights to land immediately, or maybe even a slow rollout, state by state making sure they were acclimated to society. society would look much different. But he did no such thing. He ripped the only foundation in America they had from underneath them and left them high and dry instantaneously. That's what has led to the "generational poverty" and outright desperation you're seeing today.
Let's be real here, slavery was going to be abolished no matter what. Lincoln wasn't the only man to campaign against it. He WAS the man who was at risk of losing all of his personal power over it tho 🤷♂️
0:30 the only thing not looted is the Dont tread on me shirt...
So good
Random sir gets hearted for saying TWO WORDS but when I write a 1500 word peer reviewed essay with proper in text citations and bibliography in my favourite UA-camr’s comment section on how I thought their video was thought provoking and inspiring, I get fucking doxxed? It’s always IP address and never IB diploma that gets the attention.
9:32 that’s the first time I’ve heard Lincoln cuss
4:28
He has achieved his final form
The American Big Mac scene absolutely killed me
Completely accurate good job
Man, Abraham and George are the Best duo ever
I’m in shock they got so many interviews so quickly and easily
Im loving the new idea of a series of skits. Its a very entertaining Story too! Enjoying every episode very much. Keep up the great Stuff!
Great video and series
The tea scene 😂😂😂
This guy is the best comedian that is not a comedian
I still LOVE the fact that he got a degree in engineering. Shows ones intelligence when they can act multiple parts, portray characters that make you love or hate them, and the person has an understanding of most higher forms of math and science.
Sir this is a master piece I wish you got more recognition
Great video as always. 🔥
Saluting the flag after 1 bite of a big Mac was priceless! Haha😂 I was rolling
6:10 The New York Times was founded in 1851. Was it already well known when Linkoln died?
I love how George Washington is learning from Abraham Lincoln that slavery is bad! 😊
I needed this today
May be the best episode so far. Every joke landed, the editing was great, props were well designed.
All together another awesome video for the series and I'm loving it ❤
This was a while video. I love it. Please make another part.
I love the implacation in this series that George and Lincoln somehow met🤣
Lincoln: "How's the slaves?"
Washington: "Bitchy. How's the slavers?"
Lincoln: "Bitchy. Why didn't you do anything about it back then?"
Washington: "Oh, you know why..."
Both: "Congress..." Lincoln: "and money." Washington: "You say something, scarecrow?" Lincoln: "Just number one President spitting facts."
Washington: "Number one with a bullet."
Where the hell did this come from...
Wow this was incredible! I love the premise so much! And the execution and delivery of the characters is amazing. It's really funny, so keep it up!
One of your best 💯
I'm more excited for the sequel to this video than about anything coming out of Hollywood right now. I mean, granted, the bar is not high lately, but still! 😅
This little series is awesome, I love it! 😍 Can't wait to see what happens next!
Yooo this is a whole series. I love when skits turn into stories. Just like Acrello
Getting more excited for this series with every episode!
1:20 Abraham Lincoln's stare sums it up.
i havent even watched but zach lokos like the cute side character that never gets a girlfriend in a romance novel
I’d watch a full show of this 🤣
You need to keep up this series it’s extremely entertaining.
As always, a great cinematic scene. Thanks for the hard work
they were willing and able to go work
McDonald asking questions that are not related to the job 100.9 % accurate
Big Mac's do hit like that sometimes.
4:26 for the most American thing you will ever see
Funny thing is president Lincoln was a lawyer so he just needs to read up on new laws and he good lol
3:20 Niiiiiice Boston baby
The suspense is killing me! 😂
This is a great series man! I love your work 🤘
This is entertaining as fuck. Make another part Zach, your killing it out here. 👍
I got a McDonald's ad exactly when the McDonald's section of the video started wtf? at: 3:47
4:50 MURICA!
If I translate it says light up.
7:21 - 7:43 I think both Washington and Lincoln have finally figured out how the future works. They're out here asking the _real_ questions😂
We need more people who are both able AND willing to stick up for these interns