To be fair he's not wrong. The Tribunal were assholes in their own ways but at least Vivec didn't let a fucking asteroid destroy Morrowind when he was around.
@Dominic Manester I did say they were assholes in their own ways. You'd think after the events of ESO he would have sent it into Oblivion, preferably into Dagon's face.
@@dominicmanester8125 this pretty much, if they could hollow it out it means they could also mine away everything about it, slowly over time completely removing it bit by bit until there'd nothing but a few tiny grains of levitating dust left that when Vivec's powers were to be released would have done nothing besides maybe shotgun a handful of people unfortunate enough to stand in the path. It's been what, 3000, 4000 years between the moment Vivec froze it and the moment he disappeared, say it would take 10 years of just digging into it with a spoon they could have deleted that thing a couple hundred times over.
@@BryanVonFriently He could have moved it at any point. He kept it around mostly out of vanity BUT there's also a more sinister reason that I eluded to. He keeps his ministry of truth, his jack-booted enforcers of his worship in there because not only do they help ensure the people stay loyal BUT the meteor itself is like holding a loaded gun do the head of the city. It was both literal and figurative in it's threats, not just a display of power but a warning of the consequences of disobedience. You could be disappeared for acting alone or have your entire city wiped for daring to overthrow your living god.
And I just know that after reading this letter that Azura set it aflame using the light of her scented candle, before remembering that it was time to brutally peg her pet slave, Molag Bal into another coma, because he really is that much of depraved freak.
Molag Baal is the lord of domination, he's more likely to turn into a woman to peg someone than get pegged. Also, he's the one to enslave. His whole shtick is dominating and SAing people
@@dr.calibrations7984 And basically because Molag Bal is the "Lord of Domination" there is enough reason to believe his bedroom antics go rather opposite. Its so borderline obsessive there aint no other way anymore. Bal enjoys being pegged by his domina Azura is 11/10
Dagoth Ur is the only one Azura shouldn't be personally pissed at. Azura warned the tribunal and nevear, while Dagoth was sitting there along, stroking keening and sundering with wraithguard...He needed to go but it isn't the same sin as the tribunal.
My favourite meme for the neravir is the mouth breeding cat that downs 50 hits of schoma and strip naked steals everything and vibrate through the wall
I love that Midnight Broadcast uses Dagoth Ur’s AI voice for reading /x/ posts, it shows how Dagoth gained a level of immortality and notoriety Azura never will.
Maybe Azura would've given them a break if the Chimer (and later as Dunmer) hadn't treated the Argonians like farm tools. Oh and her warnings about ignoring her advice or betraying her. Even if people don't consider the daedra to be gods, they are still beings that almost at Star Trek's Q level and not to be screwed with.
Azura wouldn't give a shit about Argonians enslavement, Khajits, maybe since their legends revere her nearly as much as the Dunmer, besides.. everyone knows Argonian is a slave race in TES, they are slaves to the Hist
"The Ted Bundy of the deadric princes" not like I need my sides anymore lol
whereas Dagoth is more Al Bundy
"I am hereby closing my open letter with a dignified, Get Bent." Peak writing
xoxo
-Dagoth
To be fair he's not wrong. The Tribunal were assholes in their own ways but at least Vivec didn't let a fucking asteroid destroy Morrowind when he was around.
He kept it around out of vanity and built his ministry of truth inside it.
@Dominic Manester I did say they were assholes in their own ways. You'd think after the events of ESO he would have sent it into Oblivion, preferably into Dagon's face.
@@dominicmanester8125 this pretty much, if they could hollow it out it means they could also mine away everything about it, slowly over time completely removing it bit by bit until there'd nothing but a few tiny grains of levitating dust left that when Vivec's powers were to be released would have done nothing besides maybe shotgun a handful of people unfortunate enough to stand in the path. It's been what, 3000, 4000 years between the moment Vivec froze it and the moment he disappeared, say it would take 10 years of just digging into it with a spoon they could have deleted that thing a couple hundred times over.
@@BryanVonFriently He could have moved it at any point. He kept it around mostly out of vanity BUT there's also a more sinister reason that I eluded to.
He keeps his ministry of truth, his jack-booted enforcers of his worship in there because not only do they help ensure the people stay loyal BUT the meteor itself is like holding a loaded gun do the head of the city.
It was both literal and figurative in it's threats, not just a display of power but a warning of the consequences of disobedience. You could be disappeared for acting alone or have your entire city wiped for daring to overthrow your living god.
Vivec is as responsible for the Red Year as Sheogorath, seeing as he could have simply willed Baar Dau out of existence but chose not to.
The Average Daedra Worshipper vs. The Chad Dagoth Ur Enjoyer
interesting choice of words
Damn he really threw her into the fire with this one
Daedric Douchers had me dying
Open letter with a named sender
god Dagoth throwing some HOT FIRE!
“I cannot believe they named a month first seed”
How else do you expect the illiterate farming equipment to know when to sow the fields?
Why would they need to keep track of time? The farmers would tell them what to do and when.
Every time I hear Dagoth rant about Azura and all the other Daedra the more I wish I could’ve sided with him.
Yo, this is straight fax no printer
And I just know that after reading this letter that Azura set it aflame using the light of her scented candle, before remembering that it was time to brutally peg her pet slave, Molag Bal into another coma, because he really is that much of depraved freak.
Molag Baal is the lord of domination, he's more likely to turn into a woman to peg someone than get pegged. Also, he's the one to enslave. His whole shtick is dominating and SAing people
I am now envious of Molag Bal
@@dr.calibrations7984 And basically because Molag Bal is the "Lord of Domination"
there is enough reason to believe his bedroom antics go rather opposite.
Its so borderline obsessive there aint no other way anymore.
Bal enjoys being pegged by his domina Azura is 11/10
"The Joel Osteen of Morrowind."
As a longtime resident of Houston, this is quite profound.
This is why I always choose to corrupt Azura’s Star into the Black Star.
I absolutely adore this channel. Please keep going
Yeah do that
Dagoth Ur is the only one Azura shouldn't be personally pissed at. Azura warned the tribunal and nevear, while Dagoth was sitting there along, stroking keening and sundering with wraithguard...He needed to go but it isn't the same sin as the tribunal.
"You're like the Joel Osteen of Morrowind. " This killed me 😅🤣
"You're like Joel Osteen of Morrowind" lol XD
My favourite meme for the neravir is the mouth breeding cat that downs 50 hits of schoma and strip naked steals everything and vibrate through the wall
One of the greatest Dagoth Ur vids out there
I honestly wish more deities in TES spoke with the vernacular of AI Dagoth Ur. Both hilarious and terrifying at the same time.
I love that Midnight Broadcast uses Dagoth Ur’s AI voice for reading /x/ posts, it shows how Dagoth gained a level of immortality and notoriety Azura never will.
True
Yk, the Vigilants of Stendarr have a point with hunting down daedra. Even the better daedra are lazy
*sheogorath loved that.
2:31 Thanks Lorkhan you said it
Dude, you can't keep bugging your ex like this. It's just not healthy.
Close this open letter is top writing 😂 Dagoth knows his stuff!
You know that Dagoth fellow has a point.
Omg prophecy
This is the very reason why women like Azura are always single
Azura RIP
Azura is not come after this
I ride or die by Azura 😂 she warned us believers to jet before the eruption
Maybe Azura would've given them a break if the Chimer (and later as Dunmer) hadn't treated the Argonians like farm tools. Oh and her warnings about ignoring her advice or betraying her. Even if people don't consider the daedra to be gods, they are still beings that almost at Star Trek's Q level and not to be screwed with.
What can you do? Farm tools got to farm.
It wouldn’t be the Argonians she’d be pissed about, it would be the Khajiit. She is their creator goddess.
@@mondenkindqueen If pretending that Khajiit are people is right then I'd rather be wrong and accept whatever consequences.
Azura wouldn't give a shit about Argonians enslavement, Khajits, maybe since their legends revere her nearly as much as the Dunmer, besides.. everyone knows Argonian is a slave race in TES, they are slaves to the Hist
their natural place is in the field. its cruel to deprive them of such things.
I wish I could repost this video to all thr "gamer girl Azura" videos simping for daedric e-thot.
But I bet I could fix Azura .
dagoth is 100% right
Your not done 😐
Everything after Morrowind isn't canon anyways.
Everything after Daggerfall isn't canon.
@@TheDapperDragon REAL. Whatever ending the player chose, that's the canon ending and not a hodge-podge of all the endings combined.
@@sharoyveduchiEverything before arena isn't canon.
Give characters a voice
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