Getting killed by Hippo isn't really that surprising, Hippos are massive with giant teeth, even to this day the amount of people killed by hippos are staggering plus considering that Egyptian civilization was built around a river getting killed by one wouldn't be unheard of.
I understand the problem is that both humans and hippos use water. Normally hippos mind their own business. However if you accidentally go between a mother and her calf things can go horribly wrong and do.
Because they knew better. People get killed by hippos by being in hippo territory. Hippos aren't breaking into homes and just killing. If a human gets killed by a hippo, it's the humans fault.
Getting close enough to it to be killed? They obviously knew the animals were really dangerous but he may have thought that because he was Pharoah, the animal wouldn't harm him or he could tell it what to do. Hence the assumption he was crazy. You're welcome.
Honestly, with how old he was, and how important hippos are in Egyptian myth, it wouldn’t be crazy to think it was a purposeful suicide. If you can’t die in battle or such, death by hippo would be pretty rad.
Menes, or Narmer, may not have actually been killed by a hippo. The hippo was an Egyptian symbol of death. It could be just a poetic way of saying "he croaked."
Thus, you conclude that the metaphysical hippo, rather than the merely physical one, presided over the incident of the Pharaohs death and, gloatingly I imagine, leered over his shoulder as he started his long journey to the realm of Anubis.
"Polishing bone and shooting baby gravy" I have to bow to the greatness of the script writers. This line is gonna go a looooong way in history. "5 knuckle shuffle into the Nile" John Cena will be proud ROFL
Except that a person is able to move themselves from place to place and can clean themselves afterwards. Therefore, better a person covered in honey than a statue that has to be maintained and moved by others.
On #1, its fair to mention both the Greeks and Romans COULD smelt iron. It is also fair to mention, both knew of the powers of metals smelted from volcano/meteors
Yeah, true, only .... when the Greek and Roman cultures came to the scene, the Egyptian culture were already in to their third millennia. So, basically, Egypt rules - all others: fall to your knees in great AWE! (I know, prior to the iron age, no-one were smelting iron, not even Egypt - Being an egyptologist myself though, you know it's in our oath to defend Egypt at all times - and rightlty so! =) )
This video was a fun one Top Tenz. Some of these made me laugh and chuckle. I found the one where Pharaoh Ramses getting a Passport of be particularly amusing. Nice work.
Always entertaining to watch your videos, I love your sly humor and your ability to insert something absurdly hilarious into a sentence without cracking up or missing a beet...... always a fan
TopTenz - Wow, you do a lot of work to make your videos! Research, actors, graphics, historical pictures, scripts, filming, editing. Your videos are very well done and very interesting! Thank you for all the quality videos!
10:47 WOW, Pharaoh Too-Tank-A-Moon??? How do you mispronounce arguably thee most famous pharaohs name??? It's Toot-Un-Ka-Mun. Or King TUT if you don't think you can manage that. Come on guys.... Thats just lazy.
Really? I've just always attributed any name differences to the accent. If that's the case, I don't understand their thinking since this is a Facts channel and that practice seriously calls into question their accuracy.
Chris Flad He even said Akhenaten's name right at first, but then just repeats AkhenETEN (eaten?), and not once did he get HatshepFOOT's name right. Poor Hatshepsut...
Guys. We don't really know how ancient Egyptian is pronounced. We can only make educated guesses based on what we know about modern languages in the region. So his pronounciation is a little different, we know what people he's talking about lol
Working my way through your videos for a cpl of days now. Walking around with headphones and randomly bursting into hysterics. Lots of funny looks from those around me. You're a funny funny guy. Smart and witty. Love it! 😍
Getting Better at Music No, the actual pronounciation is known exactly. We can read the script and we know the pronounciation from Coptic. Tut-ank-amun. (bonus fact: his birth name was tut-ank-amen, the 'amen' part from his father trying the sun religion thing and that good being Amen-ra. Ascension to the to throne and monotheism being squashed, he changed, or was forced to change, his name.) He's mis-pronouncing things so consistently now that it's got to be deliberate. He knows it gets comments, and comments help ranking and recommendation.
... Another little-known, yet nonetheless Fun Fact about Ramses II is that he had the equivalent of a back-bumper sticker on his war chariot that read: *ANKH IF YOU WORSHIP OSIRIS* This is little-known because I just pulled it out from my map of Tasmania.
@Miranda Rojas, what authors would you suggest for independent esoteric and archeological independent study? I have just begun to delve into the proverbial sea of texts regarding Ancient Egypt. Hence I would be most grateful for your consideration in affording a few references that you would consider credible, based upon your time and dedication in study. Thank you in advance!
Rameses couldn't comprehend English? I think you mean wouldn't understand. He could certainly grasp the language if given the time to learn it. P.s: Stop saying hatsepshut. You are butchering that name.
I absolutely love all your channels and swear your videos are lays chips because once you have 1, you end spending an hr watching one after another! Now I've heard many, many names mispronounced but the way you said King Tuts name actually hurt my neck by how hard I snapped it back towards the screen to rewind it n hear it again. It gave me a big ole smile, so thank you for that.
That first story...I wouldn't want an angry or scared cat thrown at me. That's a pretty harsh punishment. Prepare to get shredded and need stitches when that fluffy ball of thrashing claws slams into you.
The reason for the beards is that pharaoh was an incarnation of the sun rising over water just as the light of the sun precedes it over the water the beard precedes the pharoah over his subjects. Such beards were often false regardless if male or female
I was going to say the same thing about Cleopata, her supposed great beauty is nothing more than a myth and probably dates from the Victorian era where lots of myths about things from the past came about. At any rate, historical evidence suggests that Cleopatra was likely rather homely in appearance but was supposed to have been very intelligent.
She wasn’t beautiful by our standards but the men in Egypt were infatuated by her, so who’s to say that that’s not what was attractive in ancient Egypt?
Yes she was in olone perant was from the Mediterranean the other Egyptian. You can not rule with out the blood of the kings. Do learn the history of the country.
You claimed that all images of Akanotin were removed from Eyqpt, then you go on to show images of him. Logic dictates that you lied. Why do you feel the need to lie to strangers on the internet?
i remember reading or seeing something once about the eyeliner.apparently egyptian and persians are often depicted with eyeliner not as a fashion accessory, but because they would paint black around there eyes to prevent sunburn, they would (and still do in many parts) wear the classic turban which would wrap across the face, then the only bare skin on show would be the areas around the eyes, so with the turban wrap off they would appear to have eyeliner and eyeshadow
Atenism carried on with Smenkhkare and then Tutankhaten. As Tutankhaten was young, he was probably in the charge of Grand Vizier Ay (and subsequent Pharaoh). It was then his name was changed to Tutankhamen. In fact there are references to the Aten in Tut's tomb.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Umm actually no. Egypt may be on the same continent as as dark Africans they’re not the same people. Look at historical documents to include genetic testing of the Egyptians of past and present the amount of African DNA is very small. While Africans have a rich culture dating back millennia they never built any large structure or other technologically advanced items. The continent is the birthplace of modern man so you got that going for you at least.
Steel and Iron were first smelted in ancient Levant which is right next to Egypt. They mainly crafted small jewelry or ornaments. This is mostly where the iron dagger came from
I read a paper on her beauty as it was reported by Cleopatra's contemporaries, and she got mixed reviews. Beauty is, after all, in the eyes of the beholder. However, had she not been pretty to look at, her enemies would've made use of that to insult her, but instead Lucan wrote warnings of her "harmful beauty." Compared to Octavia, several remarked that Octavia was prettier and a more dutiful wife, yet Antony spurned her for Cleopatra. Regardless, Antony didn't fall for her for beauty, writing that he was most taken by her charm and wit. Bonus fact #1: Cleopatra's peers also remarked at her voice, which was apparently a pleasing thing to hear. Let's face it. Girlfriend was a triple threat. Bonus fact #2: She was of Greek heritage, not Egyptian. She wasn't a "Nubian princess" like people seem to think.
Ancient coins, which back then were always made to look as close to the person as possible. A lot of ancient texts describing her and talking about her were found and studied too. She was no "conventional" beauty but they did agree that she was very intelligent, charming, witty, willing to "perform" and had a special aura about her that sucked people in. I was just watching an interesting documentary about her, Cesar and Mark Anthony a couple of days ago.
Nume Moon - She was from a group of ancient Greeks who were really from a Kemitic origin and ancestry. they were most closely, similar to the 'Typhonians'.....and were a Black people. You can see this evident --- in ALL ancient Greek teachings and philosophies (i.e. the 7 Universal Hermetic Laws...WHICH WERE REALLY EGYPTIAN IN ORIGIN....and were all originally the teachings and 'Laws of Thoth' or 'Tehuti' - and i believe, the Kemites had a complete '12 Universal Laws' ---- and this is but 1 of copious examples), all ancient 'Greek deities' and Mythos, were a mere duplication of the ancient Kemitic deities and Mythologies, and finally (one last example, out of a plethora, i could describe to you, where the Greeks usurped and emulated ancient Kemetic culture), is the 'Greek alphabet' as we understand it today, and its language --- all of which are from an Egyptian origin; the alphabet is closely associated to 'Coptic' (which is also, where the English language and ITS alphabet, was primordially formed). The thing was, that there were many mystery schools and priesthoods, and a diversity of ancient Egyptian languages(which formed many later languages, such as even - "Hebrew" and the 'Hebraic alphabet' .....which was designed to look like "flames of a FIRE"). *Note: Although 'Hebrew' is a Greek term, the ACTUAL Hebraic language and its alphabet, was cryptographically formed by a secret renegade Egyptian priesthood, who tried to conceal a lot of ancient Kemetic Knowledge and gnosis.....from foreign invading forces and conquerors. So, ancient Greek society had predominantly, derived from ancient Kemet (which is called 'Egypt' today - but is really a Greek name, "Aegyptos" - for Kemet. 'Cairo' is yet, another Greek name for Kemet's city, and it literally translates to 'Mars'). All of the things you wrote and mentioned --- that i've read --- i just wanted to say, i found interesting and really insightful! Hope i didn't bore you with my verbosity in writing! LoL..... :- )
johnnycaralta what makes u say that, not to underlay what u believe but why do u think they had aliens help, u don't think ppl can create Massive monuments
Lamonte Jones Everything in the situation. Also, I like to support trolls and see how it goes. But, there's no way the people, with the technology they had (if our historians are correct), that they built the pyramids by themselves, especially in the time it's said they took.
Menes likely had been on a hippo hunt-these have been depicted on plates, and were VERY dangerous. Behind humans and mosquitoes, hippos actually kill the most people today, so riding around in a little reed boat with a spear is automatically gonna be risky.
It *is* too fast - especially when a person wants to absorb all the information compressed into each sentence. My solution is to got to the settings, and set speed at .75 Much better!
Getting killed by Hippo isn't really that surprising, Hippos are massive with giant teeth, even to this day the amount of people killed by hippos are staggering plus considering that Egyptian civilization was built around a river getting killed by one wouldn't be unheard of.
I understand the problem is that both humans and hippos use water. Normally hippos mind their own business. However if you accidentally go between a mother and her calf things can go horribly wrong and do.
Probably while he was jerking off in the river.. haaha
Hippos kill more people than lions. They're pretty ill tempered and not very bright..
Because they knew better. People get killed by hippos by being in hippo territory. Hippos aren't breaking into homes and just killing. If a human gets killed by a hippo, it's the humans fault.
I have heard accounts of pharaohs hunting hippos on rafts. Is that true?
The guy that released the cats during the battle is a savage
Persians own Egyptians
I wonder if he had much faith it would actually work when he went to employ the tactic.
That's too funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣 They actually flinged some cats on the battlefield. 😭😭
Kabises 😛
@@Treaxvour I doubt he thought it was going to work. It was stupidity that let his plan go through.
"Baby gravy" is now entered my vernacular.
How is death by hippo, the single most dangerous animal in Africa a sign of being crazy?
Getting close enough to it to be killed? They obviously knew the animals were really dangerous but he may have thought that because he was Pharoah, the animal wouldn't harm him or he could tell it what to do. Hence the assumption he was crazy. You're welcome.
Greg Dowle the used the river often
This channel sucks. That's why.
Honestly, with how old he was, and how important hippos are in Egyptian myth, it wouldn’t be crazy to think it was a purposeful suicide. If you can’t die in battle or such, death by hippo would be pretty rad.
*"Cat headed goddess of warfare and balls of twine"*
Lol
Not to be confused with sekmet who was the goddess of family fertility and when she's super drung INDESCRIMENATE MURDER.
@@singletona082 no
Seduced by catnip by Hittites
Sekhmet = goddess of war and healing
Bast = not Sekhmet
An ancient Egyptian Pharaoh with a blade made from the metal of a metiorite is pretty much the coolest thing I've heard today.
Menes, or Narmer, may not have actually been killed by a hippo. The hippo was an Egyptian symbol of death. It could be just a poetic way of saying "he croaked."
Thus, you conclude that the metaphysical hippo, rather than the merely physical one, presided over the incident of the Pharaohs death and, gloatingly I imagine, leered over his shoulder as he started his long journey to the realm of Anubis.
@@darknessanddistance4469 you remind me of Mark Corrigan from 'Peep show'
"Polishing bone and shooting baby gravy" I have to bow to the greatness of the script writers. This line is gonna go a looooong way in history. "5 knuckle shuffle into the Nile" John Cena will be proud ROFL
Aditya Wath the guy who writes this show writes and hosts the channel fact fiend. Check it out
It's funny, sure, but it's put me right off gravy... :P
This killed me! 🤣
Lol!!!
In our house, the CAT IS THE PHARAOH!!!!!!!!
Yyyyyyy
Mine too. Lol
As it should be.
Ours definitely thinks he is.
My cats have not forgotten they were once worshipped! ✌💖😸
Hat-SHEP-soot, ah-Ken-AH-ten.
It hurt every time he said it.
Wow, I'm with you guys!
Agreed. Every time I heard myself correct him.
Tut-ankh-amun. Pretty much everyone gets this one wrong
Don't forget the phlegm in TutanKHAmun
HatshepSut. That second S is part of the name.
Also, Pepi had servants, not slaves. Slaves were rare in pre-Ptolomaic Egypt
Still, you'd think Pepi woulda thought of having a small statue or some object covered in honey rather than a person. Unless it was a fetish thing.
Except that a person is able to move themselves from place to place and can clean themselves afterwards. Therefore, better a person covered in honey than a statue that has to be maintained and moved by others.
@@AcceptNoLimitVids theyd still have to clean themselves they can wash a statue too
@@truth4004 The statue doesn't emit the heat or carbon dioxide a human does, and thus wouldn't attract biting flies as well as a human.
I read Pepi as Pepsi
Double check the reign of rule. Ramses ll was in power for 66 years. Sounds like you said 96.
"Baby gravy". The single greatest alternative name for semen ever.
Lord Satan that and sprog-spawn
totally!! I want it on a shirt so I can refuse to explain it LOL
Or baby batter
Alan Jones caused audible laughter
Also "five knuckle shuffle"
"five knuckle shuffle into the Nile", lol, I didn't know John Cena is 3000 years old
Hiếu Huỳnh
He is 3000 years old. He's not recorded in history because....no one could see him....
Hiếu Huỳnh same 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
On #1, its fair to mention both the Greeks and Romans COULD smelt iron. It is also fair to mention, both knew of the powers of metals smelted from volcano/meteors
Yeah, true, only .... when the Greek and Roman cultures came to the scene, the Egyptian culture were already in to their third millennia. So, basically, Egypt rules - all others: fall to your knees in great AWE!
(I know, prior to the iron age, no-one were smelting iron, not even Egypt - Being an egyptologist myself though, you know it's in our oath to defend Egypt at all times - and rightlty so! =) )
Smelting was most likely discovered by accident, fire gets hot near certain rocks, cools & rocks turn to metal. Lather rinse repeat
I should have waited to say something after the five knuckle shuffle into the nile line. Simon is a LEGEND.
This video was a fun one Top Tenz. Some of these made me laugh and chuckle. I found the one where Pharaoh Ramses getting a Passport of be particularly amusing. Nice work.
"polish their bone and shoot baby gravy into the Nile".
I was drinking milk when he said that.
Cleopatra did have herself delivered to Julius Caesar rolled up in a carpet, but she wasn't naked.
There's actually no evidence that ANY of that took place.
Michael Perner No evidence? They showed it in the video!
@@tobyduncan6150 I hope your joking..
In all seriousness he's right, the whole story is generally considered apocryphal
most things about cleopatra and every other egyptian ruler were myths.
Always entertaining to watch your videos, I love your sly humor and your ability to insert something absurdly hilarious into a sentence without cracking up or missing a beet...... always a fan
The fool is a wanker. He doesn't even know about Tut and his father, who the fool mentioned, but didn't know he was Tut's father.
The cat thing was kind of genius. Whoever suggested that, hats off.
Know your enemies
"... after years on display, Rameses' corpse was showing its age..." Thanks for that one Simon!
Whoa whoa there Simon why you hating on the Egyptians swagger?
"Whacking it, which is the proper scientific term" lol
🤣5 knuckle shuffle 😂 oh thank you Simon
TopTenz - Wow, you do a lot of work to make your videos! Research, actors, graphics, historical pictures, scripts, filming, editing. Your videos are very well done and very interesting! Thank you for all the quality videos!
The Honey thing makes no sense... wouldn't the same result have been achieved by pouring honey on a rock or statue? why an actual person?
It almost sounds a little sexy until you imagine the dead flies stuck to them.
Ruth Reyes That makes sense. What a horrible job
Because it was cooler to have your slaves humiliated
Props to that Persian King, because that is one hell of a genius strategy for overcoming your enemy.
10:47 WOW, Pharaoh Too-Tank-A-Moon??? How do you mispronounce arguably thee most famous pharaohs name??? It's Toot-Un-Ka-Mun. Or King TUT if you don't think you can manage that. Come on guys.... Thats just lazy.
Really? I've just always attributed any name differences to the accent. If that's the case, I don't understand their thinking since this is a Facts channel and that practice seriously calls into question their accuracy.
Chris Flad He even said Akhenaten's name right at first, but then just repeats AkhenETEN (eaten?), and not once did he get HatshepFOOT's name right. Poor Hatshepsut...
+Chris Flad
NOPE. It's Toot-Unk-A-Moon/Toot-Ank-A-Moon.
But not whatsoever you wrote.
So you are wrong. Learn to pronounce, man.
Chris Flad you are wrong.
Too-may-toe, Toe-mah-toe. No modern person has ever heard ancient Egyptian, so it is all debatable, especially to Ah-mehr-ih-caans, with their accent.
It's so funny hearing Simon in his proper tone talking about waxing bones shooting baby gravy and talleywackers 🤣🤣🤣
Very entertaining, as usual, Simon!
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One of the funniest things I've ever heard is Simons British accent saying things like KNUCKLE SHUFFLE and BABY GRAVY.
Guys. We don't really know how ancient Egyptian is pronounced. We can only make educated guesses based on what we know about modern languages in the region. So his pronounciation is a little different, we know what people he's talking about lol
You should see people getting in a tizzy of how you pronounce the Pokèmon Rayquaza. Now that gets ugly real fast
Working my way through your videos for a cpl of days now. Walking around with headphones and randomly bursting into hysterics. Lots of funny looks from those around me. You're a funny funny guy. Smart and witty.
Love it! 😍
Okay I'm pretty sure you're pronouncing Tutenkamun that way on purpose. Too tanka moon? Nobody pronounces it that way boss..
GerryBolger the actual pronunciation is lost, so, anything goes :)
I find most of this pronunciations in this video to be fairly awful.
Getting Better at Music No, the actual pronounciation is known exactly. We can read the script and we know the pronounciation from Coptic. Tut-ank-amun. (bonus fact: his birth name was tut-ank-amen, the 'amen' part from his father trying the sun religion thing and that good being Amen-ra. Ascension to the to throne and monotheism being squashed, he changed, or was forced to change, his name.)
He's mis-pronouncing things so consistently now that it's got to be deliberate. He knows it gets comments, and comments help ranking and recommendation.
GerryBolger who says your right you must have low self esteem
chuck cutler you're*
Baby gravy, and five knuckle shuffle.. that's hilarious Simon
Ancient alien guy!😁😂😂
@6:49 “polish their bone and shoot some baby gravy”
Lolol
@10:01 “the five knuckle shuffle” lolol
... Another little-known, yet nonetheless Fun Fact about Ramses II is that he had the equivalent of a back-bumper sticker on his war chariot that read:
*ANKH IF YOU WORSHIP OSIRIS*
This is little-known because I just pulled it out from my map of Tasmania.
The Barney Stinson reference killed me 😂
I love Egyptian information...
Thanks Simon and top ten family!
"Polish their bone and shoot baby-gravy."
This is exquisite!
Set (Seth - the original Set) Also tried to create his own religion in his own name which went pretty successful for a little bit.
Miranda Rojas so you know many of the pharos were inbred, like most other royalty around the world.
I was heart broken when I found this.
a nice but totally useless skill
I hadn't heard that before, but its not entirely surprising. And it makes sense it went well for a while, until he left the throne anyway.
What was it called? Is the original name set or Seth? X
@Miranda Rojas, what authors would you suggest for independent esoteric and archeological independent study? I have just begun to delve into the proverbial sea of texts regarding Ancient Egypt. Hence I would be most grateful for your consideration in affording a few references that you would consider credible, based upon your time and dedication in study. Thank you in advance!
This may be your best video ever … and BTW it's "Toot-un-common". Love your stuff.
Have never heard some of these names be so badly mispronounced by a UA-camr...
Achievement Unlocked: Death by Hippo
Rameses couldn't comprehend English? I think you mean wouldn't understand. He could certainly grasp the language if given the time to learn it.
P.s: Stop saying hatsepshut. You are butchering that name.
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Gotta question for you. Under Donald Trump...would Ramses be allowed to travel to America...?
@@Darthmgtow not likely.
I absolutely love all your channels and swear your videos are lays chips because once you have 1, you end spending an hr watching one after another! Now I've heard many, many names mispronounced but the way you said King Tuts name actually hurt my neck by how hard I snapped it back towards the screen to rewind it n hear it again. It gave me a big ole smile, so thank you for that.
Tiddles...my cutie cat....your ancestors beat the ancient Egyptians....how do you feel?
Meeeoow!
I need your license and registration right meow
No, Egyptians protected your ancestors
" The five knuckle shuffle ", I've never heard that before, cheers Simon...
Well, I can say alot of the stuff about Cleopatra wasn't totally correct.
Or at least from what I've read.
your sarcasm is totally unwarranted
Georgio Tsoukalous mention FTW!
That first story...I wouldn't want an angry or scared cat thrown at me. That's a pretty harsh punishment. Prepare to get shredded and need stitches when that fluffy ball of thrashing claws slams into you.
Hi, I have a question for you. Who was the longest ruling monarch in history?
8:41 Nobody could hear me laugh even inside the house but in my brain I'm laughing my head off
The reason for the beards is that pharaoh was an incarnation of the sun rising over water just as the light of the sun precedes it over the water the beard precedes the pharoah over his subjects. Such beards were often false regardless if male or female
"OOH LOOK AT THE KITTIES ❤❤❤"
-- That guy
1:00 Attack cats!
Can you imagine that victory feast? " so I was just riding there and thought what if we released a wave of cats?"
The Five Knuckle Shuffle lol
This is the best Top Tenz! I love it.
I made it to 61 and never heard "baby gravy"? WTF?
You're 61 and you just used WTF? 😂 Cool 👍
Best host on UA-cam. Hands down. Keep it up Whistler
Hatshepsut Simon, Hatshepsut, not Hatsheput.
And by the way, Cleopatra was not considered as beautiful.
I was going to say the same thing about Cleopata, her supposed great beauty is nothing more than a myth and probably dates from the Victorian era where lots of myths about things from the past came about. At any rate, historical evidence suggests that Cleopatra was likely rather homely in appearance but was supposed to have been very intelligent.
She wasn’t beautiful by our standards but the men in Egypt were infatuated by her, so who’s to say that that’s not what was attractive in ancient Egypt?
HA-CHEP-SUT..... You're killing me 🤣🤣
Cleopatra was not Egyptian
ahmed essa Thats right
Nor was she beautiful. She was smart and charismatic
ahmed essa your right she was Macedonian and actually not very attractive either
Yes she was in olone perant was from the Mediterranean the other Egyptian. You can not rule with out the blood of the kings. Do learn the history of the country.
ahmed essa but she was in charge of Egypt
"whacking it" is a proper scientific term! hahaha hahaha I haven't laughed that hard in awhile!
You claimed that all images of Akanotin were removed from Eyqpt, then you go on to show images of him. Logic dictates that you lied. Why do you feel the need to lie to strangers on the internet?
I didn't know i needed to hear him say "polish their bone and shoot some baby gravy" hahaha
Please, please research how to pronounce words.
NOT GUNNA HAPPEN!
He apologizes most times and it adds a unique flavor to his videos which I enjoy.
"Dog-headed grim reaper". Now, that's a lot to unpack.
hi iam from egypt
MiDoxXxCoOkieS GaMeR hi
Avoid the Nile. That slow moving white water ain't no rapids.
i remember reading or seeing something once about the eyeliner.apparently egyptian and persians are often depicted with eyeliner not as a fashion accessory, but because they would paint black around there eyes to prevent sunburn, they would (and still do in many parts) wear the classic turban which would wrap across the face, then the only bare skin on show would be the areas around the eyes, so with the turban wrap off they would appear to have eyeliner and eyeshadow
THE HIPPO IS EVERYWHERE!!!!! (Anyone watch Chris smoove??! No? Ok)
Five Knuckle Shuffle?! I'm dead! 😂😂😂
I"m Egyptian✌
Mohamed Elzehry I'm sorry.😢
Mohamed Elzehry Are you a kangz and shiet? :)
U mean through arab imigration. In that case am a black german. But am definately african. Like u definately arab
So you say but do you walk like one? :)
Muhammad ElzehrY your nationality maybe egyptian but race wise no your just another arab.
Idk which was better, the crazy things on this list, or hearing Simon say them!
If you pronounced King Tut's full name correctly, we'd all know who the hell you're talking about.
Atenism carried on with Smenkhkare and then Tutankhaten. As Tutankhaten was young, he was probably in the charge of Grand Vizier Ay (and subsequent Pharaoh). It was then his name was changed to Tutankhamen. In fact there are references to the Aten in Tut's tomb.
And its Tut-ankh-amun not Tu-tan-ka-mun
Losing a war because of cats, talk about a big cat-astrophe
The lion-headed goddess of war was Sekhmet, not Bastet.
“5-knuckle shuffle....” 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
We wuz kangz n sheeit
Yahir Tapia 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Yahir Tapia 🌽🌽🌽
Blacks built the pyramids
DAS RITE!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Umm actually no. Egypt may be on the same continent as as dark Africans they’re not the same people. Look at historical documents to include genetic testing of the Egyptians of past and present the amount of African DNA is very small. While Africans have a rich culture dating back millennia they never built any large structure or other technologically advanced items. The continent is the birthplace of modern man so you got that going for you at least.
Wow Simon you murdered those pharaoh's names.... They are literally turning over in their sarcophagus...
You pronounce everything wrong. But I forgive you for giving me the term Baby Gravy
Steel and Iron were first smelted in ancient Levant which is right next to Egypt. They mainly crafted small jewelry or ornaments. This is mostly where the iron dagger came from
Expect it didn't, Iron smelting originated in Central Asia and China and the dagger was from meteorite.
Cleopatra was actually not beautiful. Check your facts.
Mathew Fullerton how do you know
I read a paper on her beauty as it was reported by Cleopatra's contemporaries, and she got mixed reviews. Beauty is, after all, in the eyes of the beholder. However, had she not been pretty to look at, her enemies would've made use of that to insult her, but instead Lucan wrote warnings of her "harmful beauty." Compared to Octavia, several remarked that Octavia was prettier and a more dutiful wife, yet Antony spurned her for Cleopatra.
Regardless, Antony didn't fall for her for beauty, writing that he was most taken by her charm and wit.
Bonus fact #1: Cleopatra's peers also remarked at her voice, which was apparently a pleasing thing to hear. Let's face it. Girlfriend was a triple threat.
Bonus fact #2: She was of Greek heritage, not Egyptian. She wasn't a "Nubian princess" like people seem to think.
Ancient coins, which back then were always made to look as close to the person as possible. A lot of ancient texts describing her and talking about her were found and studied too. She was no "conventional" beauty but they did agree that she was very intelligent, charming, witty, willing to "perform" and had a special aura about her that sucked people in.
I was just watching an interesting documentary about her, Cesar and Mark Anthony a couple of days ago.
She was a product of incest
Nume Moon - She was from a group of ancient Greeks who were really from a Kemitic origin and ancestry. they were most closely, similar to the 'Typhonians'.....and were a Black people.
You can see this evident --- in ALL ancient Greek teachings and philosophies (i.e. the 7 Universal Hermetic Laws...WHICH WERE REALLY EGYPTIAN IN ORIGIN....and were all originally the teachings and 'Laws of Thoth' or 'Tehuti' - and i believe, the Kemites had a complete '12 Universal Laws' ---- and this is but 1 of copious examples), all ancient 'Greek deities' and Mythos, were a mere duplication of the ancient Kemitic deities and Mythologies, and finally (one last example, out of a plethora, i could describe to you, where the Greeks usurped and emulated ancient Kemetic culture), is the 'Greek alphabet' as we understand it today, and its language --- all of which are from an Egyptian origin; the alphabet is closely associated to 'Coptic' (which is also, where the English language and ITS alphabet, was primordially formed).
The thing was, that there were many mystery schools and priesthoods, and a diversity of ancient Egyptian languages(which formed many later languages, such as even - "Hebrew" and the 'Hebraic alphabet' .....which was designed to look like "flames of a FIRE").
*Note: Although 'Hebrew' is a Greek term, the ACTUAL Hebraic language and its alphabet, was cryptographically formed by a secret renegade Egyptian priesthood, who tried to conceal a lot of ancient Kemetic Knowledge and gnosis.....from foreign invading forces and conquerors.
So, ancient Greek society had predominantly, derived from ancient Kemet (which is called 'Egypt' today - but is really a Greek name, "Aegyptos" - for Kemet. 'Cairo' is yet, another Greek name for Kemet's city, and it literally translates to 'Mars').
All of the things you wrote and mentioned --- that i've read --- i just wanted to say, i found interesting and really insightful!
Hope i didn't bore you with my verbosity in writing! LoL..... :- )
"Baby Gravy", I almost spit out my Ramon noodle soup. Simon, you crack me up. As far as I'm concerned, you are the face of Top Tenz/Today I found Out.
show some respect for other cultures! The stupid hat and beard have a meaning and reason. The hat is called a Durah/durag.
Fontay Montana hahaha no please don't try and say black people were pharaohs truthfully don't steal history
@@jasontodd4461 I don't think what they said is true BUT up until Cleopatra's dynasty (ptolemaic dynasty) Egyptians WERE black
Thanks for the best laugh I've had in ages.
Never have I heard the term baby gravy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don't know how crazy they was. But all i know is they waz black nd they waz kangs nd shiiet!
Arturo Damn straight.
Arturo
Who said they were black...?
Oh yeah Black Lives Matter...
Don't question them....lol....
Starting to show your intelligence. What could your job applications possibly look like?
Whacking it and baby gravy. Two things i did not expect to hear Simon say today...
That is the proper scientific term, you know.
Aliens built the pyramids
My Melanin People Are Not Aliens
Lamonte Jones People didn't build the pyramids without alien assistance.
johnnycaralta what makes u say that, not to underlay what u believe but why do u think they had aliens help, u don't think ppl can create Massive monuments
johnnycaralta Ugh. They were made by ppl. It isn't hard to look it up. No aliens outside of fascist disinformation projects im afraid.
Lamonte Jones Everything in the situation. Also, I like to support trolls and see how it goes. But, there's no way the people, with the technology they had (if our historians are correct), that they built the pyramids by themselves, especially in the time it's said they took.
Menes likely had been on a hippo hunt-these have been depicted on plates, and were VERY dangerous. Behind humans and mosquitoes, hippos actually kill the most people today, so riding around in a little reed boat with a spear is automatically gonna be risky.
Too fast in narrating. Remember kids and old people including non Americans also watch your videos. Be slow. Use simple words.
Um, no. He could try using correct pronunciation, though.
It *is* too fast - especially when a person wants to absorb all the information compressed into each sentence. My solution is to got to the settings, and set speed at .75 Much better!
Hay that human fly paper idea really works!
It was customary for pharaohs to "polish their bone and shoot some baby gravy" directly into the Nile.
Kudos to who wrote this
The Cleopatra story was a myth. Love the channel