I gotta ask, will you be reviewing the original version? The one with Christopher Lee and Edward Woodward? Thought it might make for a good follow up review once the summer of Nick Cage is over.
Y'know, for a society that places so much value on bees they sure are willing to waste a whole... basket full of them to torture Nic Cage. All of those poor CGI bees that stung him are dead now. Good job.
I know allergies come in degrees, but Nic being allergic makes the whole bee scene that much dumber. My dad had to rush to the hospital after a single sting even with an epipen, and within minutes could barely breathe, but Cage is just a little miserable.
Given he has epipens proscribed for his allergy , with that many stings on the head, neck, eyes face, mouth, etc. he would be dead, no injection would save him
To answer your question about where the town's mead came from Mr Shado. Mead is more like wine or whiskey than beer in that you need to age it to allow the roughness to smooth out. The longer you let it age the smoother it becomes which in all honesty is the hardest part about brewing your own mead. The bare minimum you need to age it is 3 to 4 months before it starts to lose its roughness (you really want to let it sit for at least a year preferably more). So their mead was probably several years old and not freshly brewed.
@UK The smoothest mead I've tasted was a 5 year old ginger mead so when you get round to cracking it open your going to be in for a treat. And homemade is the only way to go with mead seeing its so simple and cheap to make.
Keep on going in circles with a mysterious town/island full of oddities and inconsistencies not getting a simple or straight answer. Learn from Sonic and, "Get out of there!"
AAAARRGH NOT THE BEEEES NOT THE BEEEEEEEES AAAARGH AAARRRGH NOT THE BEEEEEEES!!!!! Cage, portraying fear of bees. Also, you missed out on the opportunity to name this summer marathon the "AGE OF CAGE"
This is one of the funniest "horror movies" I have ever seen. Nothing makes sense, it's poorly acted, has unintentionally hilarious dialogue, and scares that are either just weird or just funny as fuck.
I have never clicked so fast I think I hurt my finger. I remember ordering the original 1973 version and Amazon sent me the remake. I sent them an angry email. They fixed it and let me keep the remake. Now I'm kinda fond of the ridiculousness of the remake
I can get that, though the original is still an actual good movie unlike this one, and how many ppl will never watch that version since they only know of Cage's.
As someone who lived in Seattle for four years, there’s a MASSIVE homeless problem there. This is from someone who lived there from 2013-2017, so I can only imagine how much worse it’s gotten since and especially post-Covid
I'm still always haunted by the original with Edward Woodward when it finally dawned on him what was about to happen it was pretty horrific as a young man watching it🥺
Although the viewer numbers seem to have dropped off the past year or so, I hope decker continues to do reviews. I never fail to watch one or two before bed.
I’ve seen this movie 3 times (twice paying just mild attention apparently) and never knew that Rose had a twin named Thorn, I just thought it was the same person.😐
The remake is seriously the worst kind of remake, because a lot of the silliness is actually taken from the original film. It just worked a lot better in the original due to how the film overall set a surreal and unsettling mood. But the remake keeps enough of the original that I can honestly see it ruining the original for people, and that's the absolute worst thing you can do while remaking a well-regarded film.
@@Talisguy Well put. It also seems so half-arsed, artistically. Decker points out how much stuff there is that doesn't link to anything and is just there to be creepy while in the original, as you noted, they set a surreal mood but everything still made sense in the setting. And as far as I can see the remake has no reason why the victim needs to be a policeman without the whole "claims the authority of a king" idea (which gets lost by relocating it to America, like Hollywood usually does). And they have a pagan cult but everyone's dressed like Puritans as a lazy visual shorthand for "religious commune" that original didn't feel the need for.
@@GriffinPilgrim Another key change that tanks the film: Howie didn't know who sent the message about Rowan. With no leads beyond "girl has gone missing", it makes logical sense for him to walk around questioning people and getting increasingly frustrated without immediately smelling a rat and calling for backup. *Something* is clearly going on, but it's not immediately obvious that the whole island is in on it in the original because you can write off most of their behaviour as distrust of outsiders or a reaction to Howie's belittling of their beliefs. In the remake, Malus knows who sent the message, but he spends a good portion of the film roaming around questioning random people instead of pressing Willow. And when he does talk to Willow, she also gives him the runaround in the same way as the rest of the islanders, which is a dead giveaway that something is very, very wrong here. The policeman coming alone is a bad idea in both versions, but the remake's changes really draw attention to how bad an idea it is.
Final Desination. Now THERES a series I'd love to see you reveiw Decker because your videos never disappoint to lighten up my day with that hilarious personality
Cage also technically played Superman in the cancelled Superman Lives. Cage was a great Superman! Here's hoping that Cage will get to officially play as Superman next time.
Mister Shado, I again recomend you (in hope you see this comment), if not to review at least to enjoy, "Monster!" TV movie from 1999, and Tales from the crypt's "Demon Knight". Thanks for all the work you have done these years 🤘
Wait... Is that the movie about a town called Purgatory trapped in a loop where every generation a hero must fight a movie monster come to life that can't be killed the same way twice? Holy... I didn't think anyone else knew of that!
@@CurtissBGood That same. Though I don't remember if the town's name was purgatory. The only "Purgatory" town I remember is the western with wild west (dead) legends vs Black Jack and his gang.
That’s it.. it’s time to go Full Throttle Cage.. Next Halloween I’m gonna be a shark in a bag, then the next Halloween I’m gonna be a bunny in a box, then the next one I’M A VAMPIIIIRE!! I’M A VAMPIIIIIRE!! I’M A VAMPIIIIIRE!! I’M A VAMPIIIIIRE!!!
The original Wicker Man with Chris Lee is the real deal. There were no damn bees in the original. It was one of Chris Lee's favorite roles. And I don't think he even got paid for it, since the budget for the original was so tight!
Since no one else in the comments has brought this up, I'm gonna do the honor of pointing this movie's biggest plot-hole: If Cage's character was always the intended sacrificial victim and the whole missing girl thing was just a facade in order to lure him to the island then why did they feel the need to keep up the facade even after he arrived while acting super suspicious the whole time and just letting him roam about the island on what's essentially a wild goose chase, all the while practically risking him potentially dying of his bee allergy. Why not just knocking him out upon arrival and lock him up somewhere until it's time to sacrifice him instead? Do they just like psychologically tormenting their victims prior to sacrificing them? Or did he arrive too early and they kept up the facade to buy time?
"This one takes place in Washington state.". ...As a Washingtonian... yeah, that checks out. There is some capital W Weird shit that people do in my home state.
I gotta say. The trope of, “oh I unloaded your gun without you knowing.” Gets old. Like. Do people, especially officers, not actually pop out their mag and check when they grab it? Oh sorry, real world questions in fiction lol
Down the road Decker can you review more Kajiu movies specifically Godzilla and King Kong. Love your Godzilla reviews and I’ve noticed you’ve never done any of the King Kong movies
Decker brought up the points of why would Cage investigate on an island full if bees when he’s allergic, and also he’s not local law enforcement. Also the major conflict of interest of it suddenly being his daughter. But my query is when do highway patrol offices become detectives? I’m from the UK but I thought missing persons wouldn’t be investigated by patrol officers but by Detectives who maybe are trained in investigation 🤷🏻♀️ Not disparaging patrol officers, just being curious about job description differences on different continents.
Excellent timing for summer of Nic cage Monday August 2nd the Canadian Channel formerly known as space now CTV sci-fi had a NIC cage Mini-Marathon where they played Face Off The Rock and Con Air
I never thought they knew the crops would fail when they did, but instead that the end indicates that so often they send out women from the island to set someone up so if the crops DO fail they can then put their back up plan in action. I kind of thought the dude deserved to suffer so I didn't have the issues with it. Eta - I think the point of them not guiding him was they were giving him enough rope to hang himself (be abusive physically and verbally so that he was no longer innocent) and force him to make each step without them so they had some argument that the sacrifice came to his death willingly. Of course having been exposed to Spellbinder years before Wicker Man might have something to do with that thought process.
the FUCKING BEES man you know a very underrated movie that Cage was actually good at? look for THE OUTCAST also Anakin Skywalker was in it but honestly liked even more Anakin's role on that one
My wife: Sees new Decker Shado video notification: "Honey you want to watch the new Decker Shado for "The Bees"? Not the bees! I mean, Wicker Man!?" Me: On the floor laughing: "Yes! HAHAHA!"
Good thing is he laughed last. If they needed him burned alive in order to save their crops, they failed. If you put someone 15 meters above the part of the statue you are actually burning, the smoke is going to sufocate him half an hour before he burns.
Just FYI, you can make session mead which is 10-14 proof or 5-7% ABV. That would explain how he could chug it and the reason they still had enough to make it. I'll just sprinkle some cinnamon on my pancakes so long as I can still get drunk.
Question: If this is supposed to be a black comedy, where are the jokes? Did Decker edit them out or sth? At no point during this review i had the impression this was anymore than a horror/drama/thriller movie.
@@BaranoffIsaac hmm,okay, maybe the jokes went over my head. i would have expected to have a decent portion of the film dedicated to jokes/goofy scenes in order to qualify as comedy. thanks mate
21:02 Ah the Tommy Wiseau excuse. "The film I was in that was intended to be serious and dramatic but was so bad it came off as an unintentional comedy was actually MEANT to be a comedy."
After i saw this movie with Rifftrax, i always thought it should have ended with the idol coming alive, and give those people what they deserve. Like, in almost every other successful summoning.
For the record, this one's my favorite: ua-cam.com/video/vy9hiI1Pfkk/v-deo.html
We need vampires kiss next
I gotta ask, will you be reviewing the original version? The one with Christopher Lee and Edward Woodward? Thought it might make for a good follow up review once the summer of Nick Cage is over.
Well I hate that but I take joy in knowing if my brother was still around he would have used it to torment me lol
Here is another one:
ua-cam.com/video/yaYxqDEP7L8/v-deo.html&ab_channel=RazQ
UA-cam algorithm tried and failed to hide it from me lol.
Decker: "Who's sister Thorn? Why does she look just like sister Rose?"
Me: "Because ... every rose has its thorn!"
And every night has its dawn....
(CSI: Miami)
👨🎤 *YYYEEEEEEEEAAAHH!!* 🎸
Just like every cowboy sings a sad sad song...
@@sebastianemond5313 why is David Bowie in The Who?
@@mrdrprof99 I was just picking a random rocker emoji. I didn't know that was David Bowie emoji. I know it's really the Who who sing the song.
Y'know, for a society that places so much value on bees they sure are willing to waste a whole... basket full of them to torture Nic Cage. All of those poor CGI bees that stung him are dead now. Good job.
Im convinced nicolas cage didn’t know he was in a movie. They just told him there was a missing girl and they needed his help
Naw, he's just ultra Method.....
This is an hilarious explanation for this iconic "performance" of Nick being Nick
I'm convinced they secretly film Nicolas Cage's life then turn it into films.
Cage learns about the bears and the bees.
I always appreciate a good pun :)
Whilst in his cage..
18:09 So carefully written were the chapters that they included introducing a bee allergy into the gene pool of their future leaders.
Now that you mention it, wow!
Was that stupid!
That epilogue seems less like sequel bait and more of a "the cycle continues on" kind of thing
I know allergies come in degrees, but Nic being allergic makes the whole bee scene that much dumber. My dad had to rush to the hospital after a single sting even with an epipen, and within minutes could barely breathe, but Cage is just a little miserable.
Given he has epipens proscribed for his allergy , with that many stings on the head, neck, eyes face, mouth, etc. he would be dead, no injection would save him
Nobody is allergic to cgi bees.
@@roguereviews8141 idk alot of movie buffs and critics are pretty allergic to cgi . Bad reactions tend to follow after they see it
@@BestCupid good one lol
To answer your question about where the town's mead came from Mr Shado. Mead is more like wine or whiskey than beer in that you need to age it to allow the roughness to smooth out. The longer you let it age the smoother it becomes which in all honesty is the hardest part about brewing your own mead. The bare minimum you need to age it is 3 to 4 months before it starts to lose its roughness (you really want to let it sit for at least a year preferably more). So their mead was probably several years old and not freshly brewed.
Well shit, there goes my weekend project.
@UK The smoothest mead I've tasted was a 5 year old ginger mead so when you get round to cracking it open your going to be in for a treat. And homemade is the only way to go with mead seeing its so simple and cheap to make.
I saw this movie in theaters and laughed my ass off
Same. "Not the bees not the bees" 😂
@@thirdstrike4u “NOT THE BEES!!!!! Ahhhhhh! Ahhh they’re in my eyes!!!!”
@@thirdstrike4u
That wasn’t in the theatrical release. That’s the unrated Dvd version.
Me: *Sees that the new review isn't Colour Out of Space or Mandy.
Also Me: *Proceeds to break another window.
But he has to cover The Wicker Man. It's required when tackling Nicholas Cage.
@@wstine79 Also required while tackling is to be dressed as a bear.
Petition for decker after his summer special to do a review of the original wicker man movie
Signed
Signed
Signed
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@@BaranoffIsaac is there a sequel of the OG wicker man? Never heard of it.
Keep on going in circles with a mysterious town/island full of oddities and inconsistencies not getting a simple or straight answer. Learn from Sonic and, "Get out of there!"
AAAARRGH NOT THE BEEEES NOT THE BEEEEEEEES AAAARGH AAARRRGH NOT THE BEEEEEEES!!!!!
Cage, portraying fear of bees.
Also, you missed out on the opportunity to name this summer marathon the "AGE OF CAGE"
This is one of the funniest "horror movies" I have ever seen. Nothing makes sense, it's poorly acted, has unintentionally hilarious dialogue, and scares that are either just weird or just funny as fuck.
I have never clicked so fast I think I hurt my finger. I remember ordering the original 1973 version and Amazon sent me the remake. I sent them an angry email. They fixed it and let me keep the remake. Now I'm kinda fond of the ridiculousness of the remake
I can get that, though the original is still an actual good movie unlike this one, and how many ppl will never watch that version since they only know of Cage's.
@@michaelthomas5433 The original is a MASTERPIECE compared to this. or maybe I'm biased towards Edward Woodward
@@homelesshannah50 nope masterpiece.
In retrospect, the wicker man is actually less messed up than some of the actual shenanigans that transpire in the Pacific northwest.
what, like bigfoot?....you talking bout bigfoot???.....
"""What you talking bout bigfoot??"""
@@stephenmiller2544 He's probably talking about weed.
Or is he? 😮
Why even bother to say anything if you're not even going to elaborate?
@mechanomics2649 just google Mick Dodge. You'll get your answers.
As someone who lived in Seattle for four years, there’s a MASSIVE homeless problem there. This is from someone who lived there from 2013-2017, so I can only imagine how much worse it’s gotten since and especially post-Covid
I'm still always haunted by the original with Edward Woodward when it finally dawned on him what was about to happen it was pretty horrific as a young man watching it🥺
Cage has been a cop in a lot of places. It's a shame, they don't fire the bad ones. They just transfer them.
Although the viewer numbers seem to have dropped off the past year or so, I hope decker continues to do reviews. I never fail to watch one or two before bed.
The finally scene in this movie should be horrifying, but in reality it comes off comedic.
Like every Nicolas Cage performance.
“how'd it get burned?! how'd it get burned?! how'd it get burned! how'd it get burned?!!!!!!!”
I DON’T KNOOOOW!!
@@tbirdUCW6ReAJ in the summer shout, didn’t you see?
My new favorite Decker quote
"What could it mean ? Does it matter ? Nope but I hope you feel uneasy because of it"
I’ve seen this movie 3 times (twice paying just mild attention apparently) and never knew that Rose had a twin named Thorn, I just thought it was the same person.😐
Well, so far as I know her name isn't mentioned in the movie. She's simply credited that way.
Decker Shado that’s even weirder!😄
With all the bees if the twist had been that Candyman ruled the island I'd have bought it.
How could he not tell his gun wasn't loaded? He's a cop.
It's a cliche to say it but the original was way, way better. The original has Christopher Lee in it, that's enough by itself.
True but he’s not yelling about bees.
I saw it recently and thoroughly enjoyed it.
The remake is seriously the worst kind of remake, because a lot of the silliness is actually taken from the original film. It just worked a lot better in the original due to how the film overall set a surreal and unsettling mood. But the remake keeps enough of the original that I can honestly see it ruining the original for people, and that's the absolute worst thing you can do while remaking a well-regarded film.
@@Talisguy Well put. It also seems so half-arsed, artistically. Decker points out how much stuff there is that doesn't link to anything and is just there to be creepy while in the original, as you noted, they set a surreal mood but everything still made sense in the setting. And as far as I can see the remake has no reason why the victim needs to be a policeman without the whole "claims the authority of a king" idea (which gets lost by relocating it to America, like Hollywood usually does). And they have a pagan cult but everyone's dressed like Puritans as a lazy visual shorthand for "religious commune" that original didn't feel the need for.
@@GriffinPilgrim Another key change that tanks the film: Howie didn't know who sent the message about Rowan. With no leads beyond "girl has gone missing", it makes logical sense for him to walk around questioning people and getting increasingly frustrated without immediately smelling a rat and calling for backup. *Something* is clearly going on, but it's not immediately obvious that the whole island is in on it in the original because you can write off most of their behaviour as distrust of outsiders or a reaction to Howie's belittling of their beliefs.
In the remake, Malus knows who sent the message, but he spends a good portion of the film roaming around questioning random people instead of pressing Willow. And when he does talk to Willow, she also gives him the runaround in the same way as the rest of the islanders, which is a dead giveaway that something is very, very wrong here.
The policeman coming alone is a bad idea in both versions, but the remake's changes really draw attention to how bad an idea it is.
Final Desination. Now THERES a series I'd love to see you reveiw Decker because your videos never disappoint to lighten up my day with that hilarious personality
Actually, mead can be made to whatever proof you like. I've got mead ranging anywhere from 5% to 25% alcohol.
That ending made no freaking sense and just raised about a million questions?
Talk about contrived.
The intro where he burned the cocomelon baby is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen
We all must make our sacrifice for Sister Susan Summersile.
@@DeckerShado oh yes of course
17:35 "If it's not in frame, it doesn't exist!" F. W. Murnau LOL
Cage also technically played Superman in the cancelled Superman Lives. Cage was a great Superman! Here's hoping that Cage will get to officially play as Superman next time.
Well, he did voice Superman in Teen Titans Go to the Movies.
@@Slade_The_Deathstroke So Nick might get to play Superman a third time? That would be nice!
And nick cage is an actual alien😉
this should have been FORCED to be a musical, like the original....
Mister Shado, I again recomend you (in hope you see this comment), if not to review at least to enjoy, "Monster!" TV movie from 1999, and Tales from the crypt's "Demon Knight". Thanks for all the work you have done these years 🤘
Wait... Is that the movie about a town called Purgatory trapped in a loop where every generation a hero must fight a movie monster come to life that can't be killed the same way twice? Holy... I didn't think anyone else knew of that!
@@CurtissBGood That same. Though I don't remember if the town's name was purgatory. The only "Purgatory" town I remember is the western with wild west (dead) legends vs Black Jack and his gang.
nicolas cage seems to be the only one acting in this movie everyone else seems to be sleeping
Next year: the summer of dario argento?
Decker’s old jokes be like
“Overacting! OVERACTING!… apathetic and/or incredulous punchline”
You’ve improved a lot!
That’s it.. it’s time to go Full Throttle Cage.. Next Halloween I’m gonna be a shark in a bag, then the next Halloween I’m gonna be a bunny in a box, then the next one I’M A VAMPIIIIRE!! I’M A VAMPIIIIIRE!! I’M A VAMPIIIIIRE!! I’M A VAMPIIIIIRE!!!
Imagine if they completely go rouge with it and nick turns into ghost rider when they burn him... that would've been the best ending ever
Finally First, this movie is a strange 1 indeed. But, I give it to Nicolas Cage his unusual acting skills made it entertaining.
The original Wicker Man with Chris Lee is the real deal. There were no damn bees in the original. It was one of Chris Lee's favorite roles. And I don't think he even got paid for it, since the budget for the original was so tight!
He offered to do it for free just so It could get made. Lee was a fan of the occult
16:36 - 16:43 Nick Cage: " *This* is the way the teddy bears have their picnic, b-ch!" *PUNCH*
Since no one else in the comments has brought this up, I'm gonna do the honor of pointing this movie's biggest plot-hole: If Cage's character was always the intended sacrificial victim and the whole missing girl thing was just a facade in order to lure him to the island then why did they feel the need to keep up the facade even after he arrived while acting super suspicious the whole time and just letting him roam about the island on what's essentially a wild goose chase, all the while practically risking him potentially dying of his bee allergy. Why not just knocking him out upon arrival and lock him up somewhere until it's time to sacrifice him instead? Do they just like psychologically tormenting their victims prior to sacrificing them? Or did he arrive too early and they kept up the facade to buy time?
Unfair Copyright Flagging Decker's videos won't bring back your damn honey!
To be fair, if Sobieski asked me to take her with me, I'd say yes.
"This one takes place in Washington state.".
...As a Washingtonian... yeah, that checks out. There is some capital W Weird shit that people do in my home state.
Decker, when you're done with the Summer of Nick Cage, you must review the original 1973 Wicker Man.
Bear runs up to woman to bash her face
“Leonardo DiCaprio ain’t got shit on me!”
Daughter's name Woodward, his name Edward, with Edward "the Equalizer" Woodward being the lead in the original.
Oh Decker, the sacrifices you make for us.
Nick Cage is, by far, one of the greatest actors ever to emerge from Hollywood.
I gotta say. The trope of, “oh I unloaded your gun without you knowing.” Gets old. Like. Do people, especially officers, not actually pop out their mag and check when they grab it?
Oh sorry, real world questions in fiction lol
The weight alone should make it obvious if it's empty, especially if it's a polymer pistol.
After drinking Mead, refering to allegies is the basis for an arguement that would fail to get you out of a charge for a DUI...
Sister Rose, Sister Thorn, are you really going to have to make me sing it? All right...
Every Rose has its Thorn...
Whenever you get time you should do the mimic movies there an interesting set of “horror” films
I liked the part where he jacks a bicycle.
Keep up the good work Decker! Always love to see a new video from you!
This island needs an AR-15 and ten extended clips.
Magazines
18:50 "No, not the knees! Not the knees!!!"
Down the road Decker can you review more Kajiu movies specifically Godzilla and King Kong. Love your Godzilla reviews and I’ve noticed you’ve never done any of the King Kong movies
Decker brought up the points of why would Cage investigate on an island full if bees when he’s allergic, and also he’s not local law enforcement. Also the major conflict of interest of it suddenly being his daughter. But my query is when do highway patrol offices become detectives? I’m from the UK but I thought missing persons wouldn’t be investigated by patrol officers but by Detectives who maybe are trained in investigation 🤷🏻♀️
Not disparaging patrol officers, just being curious about job description differences on different continents.
Review Left Behind And USS Indianapolis: Men Of Courage
I like that your background changes according to the current movie scene.
If Ryan Gosling ever saw the opening credits he'd lose his shit
"Well, whatever they did, IT WASN'T ENOUGH!!!"
I hope face-off & the rock is on the list to be reviewed
I thought the epilogue would be some sort of State task force storming the weird island to investigate a missing cop and tax/education irregularities.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR DRIVE ANGRY!!!!! PLEEEEEASE REVIEW IT!!!
Excellent timing for summer of Nic cage
Monday August 2nd the Canadian Channel formerly known as space now CTV sci-fi had a NIC cage Mini-Marathon where they played Face Off The Rock and Con Air
When I saw the thumbnail for this video I thought it was Weird Al Yankovic reviewing movies
I never thought they knew the crops would fail when they did, but instead that the end indicates that so often they send out women from the island to set someone up so if the crops DO fail they can then put their back up plan in action. I kind of thought the dude deserved to suffer so I didn't have the issues with it.
Eta - I think the point of them not guiding him was they were giving him enough rope to hang himself (be abusive physically and verbally so that he was no longer innocent) and force him to make each step without them so they had some argument that the sacrifice came to his death willingly. Of course having been exposed to Spellbinder years before Wicker Man might have something to do with that thought process.
I was just jamming along to that music at the end- fun stuff on the kit!🤘
the FUCKING BEES man
you know a very underrated movie that Cage was actually good at?
look for THE OUTCAST
also Anakin Skywalker was in it
but honestly liked even more Anakin's role on that one
Can confirm the fuck out of those VT winters!
I get off duty and new Decker Shado has new video??? BEST FRIDAY EVER
the sequels were Wicker Tree and Midsommar X'D
He bought a dinosaur skull and a comic book so he will be taking ANY film offers that come along. Good or bad. Mostly bad.
YESSSS! Can’t believe you kept this from us for so long you tease!
14:16 Holy crap, that was actually amazing. XD
My wife: Sees new Decker Shado video notification: "Honey you want to watch the new Decker Shado for "The Bees"? Not the bees! I mean, Wicker Man!?"
Me: On the floor laughing: "Yes! HAHAHA!"
Only watched this film once. Laughed all the way through it.
Good thing is he laughed last.
If they needed him burned alive in order to save their crops, they failed.
If you put someone 15 meters above the part of the statue you are actually burning, the smoke is going to sufocate him half an hour before he burns.
Decker Shado+Nick Cage+Wicker Man= cracked phone screen.
Just FYI, you can make session mead which is 10-14 proof or 5-7% ABV. That would explain how he could chug it and the reason they still had enough to make it. I'll just sprinkle some cinnamon on my pancakes so long as I can still get drunk.
I was just listening to The Wicker Man from Iron Maiden and then you upload this.
Question: If this is supposed to be a black comedy, where are the jokes? Did Decker edit them out or sth? At no point during this review i had the impression this was anymore than a horror/drama/thriller movie.
@@BaranoffIsaac hmm,okay, maybe the jokes went over my head. i would have expected to have a decent portion of the film dedicated to jokes/goofy scenes in order to qualify as comedy. thanks mate
"But it's all just a dream!" should be the title of this movie... as I fell asleep at least five times while watching it.
21:02 Ah the Tommy Wiseau excuse. "The film I was in that was intended to be serious and dramatic but was so bad it came off as an unintentional comedy was actually MEANT to be a comedy."
Its become a common excuse in movies whenever someone criticises something for the director to say 'I always intended for it to be like that.'
Decker makes my day
The teacher and the person with the straw hat could be twins I didn't actually saw the movie I just saw that plot line there
At last. Long overdue, but it's finally here! Good to see it.
50 proof is where I start taking it slow. To each their own though, I suppose.
Decker I've been watching you for 4 years now and your content is still amazing keep up the great work and never stop
After i saw this movie with Rifftrax, i always thought it should have ended with the idol coming alive, and give those people what they deserve. Like, in almost every other successful summoning.
16:43 Papa bear says this bitch is too *CONSCIOUS!*
16:35 all yeah he did it Decker showed the motherducking Bear punch ! Never noticed till now "don't be frightened"😂🤣😂🤣😄
I'm idly wondering if 8MM will be next. I want to Decker review it, but then again i don't...
How did they expect the little girl to just SURVIVE the truck hitting the car, bee magic?
Not the bees.
You can't really take Cage being traumatised by being unable to save the little girl in the exploding car seriously with his performance later on.