The Minecraft Cookie Clicker Experience

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  • @bailijay
    @bailijay 8 місяців тому +602

    Okay genuinely the drawing combined with the slow decent into madness as you explain bopping the cookies into Daft Punk was just *chefs kiss*

  • @Speedroute
    @Speedroute 8 місяців тому +1606

    How does this video have no sponsor? I'm sure many insane asylums would be happy to

    • @cubekoss7547
      @cubekoss7547 8 місяців тому +13

      dragoon is to powerful

    • @launderine
      @launderine 8 місяців тому +33

      it would showcase a mentally insane person outside of an asylum, which would damage business

    • @Llamalex007
      @Llamalex007 8 місяців тому

      gd guy

    • @godgaming12819
      @godgaming12819 8 місяців тому +1

      haha that is true though

    • @CrystalizedGD
      @CrystalizedGD 8 місяців тому

      hi speedroute im a fan

  • @The.T_
    @The.T_ 7 місяців тому +25

    Finally donations are on again.
    So here is part 12 of giving Dragoon money every Video until he has enough money so he can buy a plane ticket to Vatican City so he can steal the pope's hat

  • @3ntity_bs
    @3ntity_bs 8 місяців тому +712

    “I don’t want women I want chocolate”
    -Dragoon 2024

    • @GigantamaxTheGreat
      @GigantamaxTheGreat 8 місяців тому +6

      Well said

    • @DoomCraft550
      @DoomCraft550 8 місяців тому

      This comment is for da boys

    • @MrMacAttaxPvPz
      @MrMacAttaxPvPz 8 місяців тому +3

      "I dont want my (censored), I want choclate" (:
      -Dragoon 2069

    • @DailyDopeMehWTF
      @DailyDopeMehWTF 8 місяців тому +2

      I don’t want my (censored) (censored)
      -Dragoon 20420

    • @MasterCraft_48
      @MasterCraft_48 8 місяців тому +4

      (Censored) (Censored) (Censored) (Censored)
      - (Censored) (Censored)

  • @gaimnbro9337
    @gaimnbro9337 8 місяців тому +1001

    1:00 That was the smoothest thing i've ever heard...

    • @Waluigus
      @Waluigus 8 місяців тому +9

      Yet cocoa is native to South America

    • @Chespin_Master
      @Chespin_Master 8 місяців тому +8

      @@Waluigus nuh uh

    • @Waluigus
      @Waluigus 8 місяців тому +4

      @@Chespin_Master yes it is look it up before you argue with someone smarter than you

    • @CatNigga
      @CatNigga 8 місяців тому

      ​@@Waluigus☝️🤓

    • @CountFab
      @CountFab 8 місяців тому +3

      While it is indeed native to South America, it's nowadays cultivated around the world where the climate is appropriate. This means that getting cocoa from Nigeria is common, even though I imagine that Australia would buy it from Indonesia.

  • @TwiggyEmu
    @TwiggyEmu 8 місяців тому +84

    The stages of a dragoon video:
    1: figuring out the end goal
    2: Compairing something to another unrelated thing
    3: spending way to much time and geting super serious
    4: existential crisis
    5: not finishing the end goal or giveing up

    • @swileyhedrick2373
      @swileyhedrick2373 5 місяців тому +2

      you forgot the summary of the 17 previous videos that takes up 90% of the video

  • @tamaraberger1020
    @tamaraberger1020 8 місяців тому +63

    He wasn’t lying when he said he was playing cookie clicker in all universes in all dimensions in all realities at the same time

  • @zombiezes
    @zombiezes 8 місяців тому +317

    0:56 *Draws all the other continents shitty except he draws Australia perfectly*

    • @Gamin_Jay
      @Gamin_Jay 8 місяців тому +3

      Well I can draw where i live too sooo...

    • @mrpenguin8024
      @mrpenguin8024 8 місяців тому +7

      I mean he did Asia and Europe decently well. He kinda got rid of the western coast of North America and Greenland, made Africa look like it was dropped on a brick, and South America looks… yeah

    • @ArchieBPistons
      @ArchieBPistons 8 місяців тому +4

      Not perfect he forgot Tasmania >:(

    • @theth1r151
      @theth1r151 8 місяців тому +12

      @@ArchieBPistons everyone knows tasmania doesnt exist

    • @Pancakia·Anime
      @Pancakia·Anime 8 місяців тому

      @@theth1r151that's crazy

  • @Plopper2000
    @Plopper2000 8 місяців тому +606

    “ I searched the mountains, the mines, even my own soul. _oh there’s nothing there_ “
    - Dragoon, 2024

    • @nugget9079
      @nugget9079 8 місяців тому

      Skull*

    • @dzuchun
      @dzuchun 8 місяців тому +4

      "Why do I keep making this mistake..?"
      - Dragoon,
      idk he'd made this exact joke at least like twice in the past

    • @Duckbærd
      @Duckbærd 8 місяців тому +1

      He’s just ginger.

    • @evereq8970
      @evereq8970 8 місяців тому +1

      Some jokes are better not to

  • @dustycatbyte
    @dustycatbyte 8 місяців тому +187

    Honestly the drawing is actually a lot more fun than just seeing the ai art splashed across the screen. I've never complained in the past about AI (though do hate it) on your channel but it's just a lot more charming and interactive seeing you draw out the little pictures. its neat :}

    • @polaroyde
      @polaroyde 8 місяців тому +17

      yeah, it adds a whole new depth to the video, despite the drawings being hella low quality its effort yk? also it doesnt have that bad taste in the mouth afterwards, its way more authentic than the AI images

    • @oneoranota
      @oneoranota 8 місяців тому +10

      Can't believe we've come to this, 13 years ago I was doing these kind of drawings on Paint and people called me an idiot, except nowadays this is the superior form of art, I was a ducking visionary !

    • @polaroyde
      @polaroyde 8 місяців тому +10

      @@oneoranota i love making shitty lil drawings, its so fun just making stuff. people with eyes be dammed ill make the most horrid colour combinations and the only thing that can stop me is death itself

    • @clownRatcity
      @clownRatcity 2 місяці тому

      I am glad too, I hope he sticks with no ai because I really like his vids and humour but it’s a lil sad when I see the gen ai

  • @SundaramKr
    @SundaramKr 8 місяців тому +648

    Microstrategy harmed Dragoon so bad, he regressed back to his Minecraft days with his Cookie Clicker memories.

    • @inconspicuous45
      @inconspicuous45 8 місяців тому +13

      at least his channel didn’t get removed like some of microstrategys other victims

    • @zzedixx
      @zzedixx 8 місяців тому +4

      I didn't even realise Dragoon also got hacked

    • @matoiryuko9444
      @matoiryuko9444 8 місяців тому +1

      At least he didn't get hacked to some bitcoin scam or something

    • @inconspicuous45
      @inconspicuous45 8 місяців тому +3

      @@matoiryuko9444 no that’s exactly what he got hacked by

    • @matoiryuko9444
      @matoiryuko9444 8 місяців тому +1

      @@inconspicuous45 na but the yt channel transformed into one

  • @PrestonLemus
    @PrestonLemus 6 днів тому +1

    1:02 “ where we clean it, roast it, crush it, bop it, grind it, twist it, work it harder, make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger”

  • @SharpieBS
    @SharpieBS 8 місяців тому +122

    Yk how the whole dante event was really a big ploy by the admins to get techno back? Well this is 10000% the same situation but with dragoon instead of

    • @omgdodogamer4759
      @omgdodogamer4759 8 місяців тому +5

      yeah this one wont be bringing techno back im afraid

    • @CountFab
      @CountFab 5 місяців тому

      ​@@omgdodogamer4759Damn

  • @austinschwartz7424
    @austinschwartz7424 8 місяців тому +37

    Unironicly I think that your drawings are hillarious and make your video's even better

  • @tornadoboy3569
    @tornadoboy3569 8 місяців тому +92

    1:00 That was the greatest transition I have ever seen

  • @Silverfish0161
    @Silverfish0161 8 місяців тому +4

    I like the drawings, it's adds a certain flavour that fits the channel well

  • @ComplexRecord99
    @ComplexRecord99 8 місяців тому +389

    Dragoon not using AI art and showing his character development physically healed me

    • @henningrydberg4341
      @henningrydberg4341 8 місяців тому +37

      Man nobody cares about ai art stop yapping

    • @forsenbaj224
      @forsenbaj224 8 місяців тому +20

      @@henningrydberg4341for real. I dont give a shit

    • @mang0ne
      @mang0ne 8 місяців тому +78

      @@henningrydberg4341 you're probably like 13 so id get why you dont understand why ai "art" is bad, but it is bad.

    • @Wolfheart-5262
      @Wolfheart-5262 8 місяців тому +1

      I hate to disappoint you

    • @henningrydberg4341
      @henningrydberg4341 8 місяців тому +22

      @@mang0ne even if age is a factor here (it isnt) im 19. I dont care.

  • @eduardpeeterlemming
    @eduardpeeterlemming 8 місяців тому +9

    Remember when Dragoon was trying to get no 1 in cocoa beans. Wait, this all connect back to cookies. It was infront of us this whole time. Cookie clicker was inevitable.

  • @truffflzz
    @truffflzz 8 місяців тому +64

    dragoon casually encouraging attention-bait hate comments by putting them in his videos

    • @Tenzinglion
      @Tenzinglion 8 місяців тому

      Ofc

    • @64N63R
      @64N63R 5 місяців тому +1

      the comments are funny, he's funny, everyone wins

  • @Elioume
    @Elioume 8 місяців тому +45

    keep drawing please :)

  • @Mr_k1rb3h
    @Mr_k1rb3h 8 місяців тому +58

    Dragoon uploading more is giving me PHYSICAL healing

    • @jackster10101
      @jackster10101 8 місяців тому

      im surprised hes not a selen/doki fan with a name like that

  • @BloxxingDinosaurus
    @BloxxingDinosaurus 12 днів тому

    14:16
    HOLY FRICK IS THAT ENTER THE WOODS? I LOVE the Epic Battle Fantasy series, EBF3 is my favorite out of them, I was thrown back instantly when I heard that-

  • @modzflare8683
    @modzflare8683 8 місяців тому +4

    Ah yes "meeting" aliens, shows Space Marines killing Tyranids. Praise the Emperor!

  • @v_lad8559
    @v_lad8559 8 місяців тому +1

    I was so scared at the end, but I held my belief to the last second. Thank you dragoon, I knew you’d never give up on the things that matter.

  • @Joneender
    @Joneender 8 місяців тому +34

    8:24 "A-a-ron"
    *flashbacks to Mr Garvey*

    • @gr3xike
      @gr3xike 8 місяців тому

      best key&peele sketch imo

    • @Tyuf_
      @Tyuf_ 8 місяців тому +1

      YOU DONE MESSED UP A. AY-RON!!

  • @Chinarider1972
    @Chinarider1972 3 місяці тому +1

    I just wanna be completely honest I do not understand why the Cookie Clicker fandom hates you, your really funny

  • @Lucas-de-Andrade-de-Oliveira
    @Lucas-de-Andrade-de-Oliveira 8 місяців тому +10

    Vera will always find you, even in minecraft....YOU.ARE.NOT.SAFE

  • @ChickenOFStudios
    @ChickenOFStudios 8 місяців тому +2

    Your uploading schedule is getting better and better so keep going!

  • @Chris_winthers
    @Chris_winthers 8 місяців тому +117

    The ultimate crossover

  • @agmakeithappen4213
    @agmakeithappen4213 8 місяців тому

    Man, I love your videos, can't wait for more :D, I legit was like " Dragoon's time has come, skyblock is updating to match dragoon's power" When it was announced xD

  • @lefty_rae
    @lefty_rae 7 місяців тому +3

    8:23 key and peele reference is awesome!

  • @LucilleThorn
    @LucilleThorn 8 місяців тому +1

    Okay that drawing and explanation deserves the sub alone, amazing humor.

  • @L1nk2002
    @L1nk2002 8 місяців тому +8

    "Who would need more than 56 chocolate?"

  • @ladyalicent705
    @ladyalicent705 8 місяців тому +1

    You know, “unique memes” as a way to describe OF is the most hilarious way to describe something since exurb1a described obesity as “eh, I’m full, but I’ll eat some more!”

  • @Bloodmoon147
    @Bloodmoon147 8 місяців тому +5

    "it's all in the lore"
    *shows a picture of the holy Bible *

  • @Megusaka
    @Megusaka 8 місяців тому +2

    I never commented about the AI art before, but I must say that I like your handmade stuff way better

  • @NotSkyblockNon
    @NotSkyblockNon 8 місяців тому +3

    as soon as the update drop, i knew dragoon was coming back

  • @Maliciously1
    @Maliciously1 8 місяців тому +2

    we dont come here for the content, we come here for the therapy

  • @kingdoll-f3y
    @kingdoll-f3y 8 місяців тому +5

    10:24 BIGGEST PLOT TWIST ever in the history of the dragoon lore!

  • @worrybead2686
    @worrybead2686 8 місяців тому +2

    dragoon is genuinely really funny, keep up the AMAZING work dragoon

  • @crazyjack746
    @crazyjack746 8 місяців тому +5

    After all this time, your back. Through Australian department stores, too many emeralds, terrible BTD6 gameplay, good BTD6 gameplay and cookie clicker, your back to hypixel skyblock

  • @glamrockfreddyfazbear2035
    @glamrockfreddyfazbear2035 8 місяців тому +2

    "My two favorite things"
    Cookies and the 5 stages of Grief

  • @imbored9285
    @imbored9285 8 місяців тому +3

    Nobody going to talk about how he was able to sketch the world so easily?

  • @RichRaptorVr
    @RichRaptorVr 8 місяців тому +2

    Always a good day when Dragoon uploads! I always watch dragoon videos when I see them!

  • @phantasmblue
    @phantasmblue 8 місяців тому +33

    The fact that the map Dragoon made isn't 100% accurate gives me physical pain (although my attempt won't be that good either so-)

    • @420roachdoggjr
      @420roachdoggjr 8 місяців тому +4

      the fact that dragoon couldnt draw a 1:1 scale map perfectly within ms paint gives you pain?

    • @iqbalindaryono8984
      @iqbalindaryono8984 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@420roachdoggjrnot just pain, LITERAL physical pain

    • @Greatcelestialkaligo
      @Greatcelestialkaligo 8 місяців тому +1

      What a sad existent

    • @phantasmblue
      @phantasmblue 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Greatcelestialkaligo *existance

    • @Greatcelestialkaligo
      @Greatcelestialkaligo 8 місяців тому +3

      @@phantasmblue Hope you can overcome that pain that seems really rough

  • @ababypettarrasque4048
    @ababypettarrasque4048 8 місяців тому +2

    absolutely love the MsPaint, keep doing it!!!

  • @KeeboReebo
    @KeeboReebo 8 місяців тому +17

    No way NO FUCKING WAY. IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YEARS. SKYBLOCK IS BACK ‼️‼️‼️‼️

  • @kathouse4378
    @kathouse4378 8 місяців тому +1

    Him showing Space Marines killing Tyranids when he showed humanity discovering aliens.

  • @faio1794
    @faio1794 8 місяців тому +3

    0:52 based....

  • @erwinyou5694
    @erwinyou5694 8 місяців тому

    your videos are insane. keep going and never stop with these master pieces

  • @MrEggington2
    @MrEggington2 8 місяців тому +1172

    You could say this is “cookieBlock” but dragoon isn’t that funny.
    Edit 1: 1K LIKES? Let’s make it higher.

  • @acenio654
    @acenio654 8 місяців тому

    I was going to comment on how *everything* could be considered making funny number go up, but then you did it yourself. You are a man of truth

  • @Irigesic
    @Irigesic 8 місяців тому +8

    to be honest you actually making the drawings is way more charming and fun than the ai art

  • @LeroxYT
    @LeroxYT 8 місяців тому +2

    Because of you, im forced to play cookie Clicker... I cant Stop.... Its....too Cookie..

  • @galaxyalexy4765
    @galaxyalexy4765 8 місяців тому +4

    Oh no not Hypixel Skyblock
    Someone think of the children

  • @Wolfcraft_6
    @Wolfcraft_6 8 місяців тому +1

    You made me a Cookie Clicker and Skyblock Chocolate Factory addict :)

  • @thekaratecatkid9948
    @thekaratecatkid9948 8 місяців тому +13

    That’s where the chocolate in the cookies are from!!

  • @ClimbingyeA
    @ClimbingyeA 8 місяців тому +1

    Your hand drawing is so much more fun than AI art

  • @GWTW.
    @GWTW. 8 місяців тому +20

    The Dragoon brainrot is evolving

  • @aseo3839
    @aseo3839 8 місяців тому +1

    I really appreciate you drew instead of so :)

  • @Elias-hm5td
    @Elias-hm5td 8 місяців тому +2

    If dragoon ain't rank #1 next video, I unsub

  • @Chrisknyfe
    @Chrisknyfe 8 місяців тому +1

    extreme respect to you for drawing your own map in mspaint rather than using AI.

  • @Monika-Legion
    @Monika-Legion 8 місяців тому +8

    I adore the “real” “human” art dragoon makes, it has so much personality and charm :3

    • @KwikBR
      @KwikBR 8 місяців тому

      what are these quotation marks implying what is he what is dragoon

    • @clownRatcity
      @clownRatcity 2 місяці тому

      Me too, commenting for a no ai boost

  • @timolieman8225
    @timolieman8225 7 місяців тому +2

    There’s cookie clicker in idelon too now, gotta continue that series

  • @karimtantawy7222
    @karimtantawy7222 8 місяців тому +4

    1 view in 15 secs
    Bro fell harder than my grandma

    • @BALL_EATER1964
      @BALL_EATER1964 8 місяців тому

      😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫wooohhhh, you wanna oil up so badd woohhh😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

  • @swileyhedrick2373
    @swileyhedrick2373 8 місяців тому +1

    bro timedeo actually told him bout the locator
    epic

  • @Why-d5h
    @Why-d5h 8 місяців тому +4

    Hypixel is torture and dragoons a masochist

  • @DaveMillerDSAF-1
    @DaveMillerDSAF-1 8 місяців тому

    1:04 alright that's clean and smooth. I'll give you that.

  • @KylePCT
    @KylePCT 8 місяців тому +13

    Honestly you’re a real one for not using ai art because it made one person uncomfortable, as an artist it’s appreciated ❤

    • @MasterCraft_48
      @MasterCraft_48 8 місяців тому +4

      As a non artist here's my side story: drawing takes time which means fewer videos in a set amount of time. Paying someone to draw needs funds which means less money for dragoon and probably more production time regardless. AI art is bad but you have to think why a person uses it. In this case we are biased. In my case it's because I'm not an artist and the opposite in your case. This isn't me trying to fight anyone or agreeing with one side, just something to think about before commenting next time. Have a nice day :)

    • @KwikBR
      @KwikBR 8 місяців тому +1

      @@MasterCraft_48 his drawings in this video are so much better anyway, like people were saying it feels so much more genuine and makes the video better, you should think about what you comment before commenting next time. have a great week!!

    • @clownRatcity
      @clownRatcity 2 місяці тому

      @@MasterCraft_48 honestly yes it does take more time for him to draw the stuff in paint but it’s negligible, and gives way more to the video than ai ever could

  • @ChickenOFStudios
    @ChickenOFStudios 8 місяців тому +1

    No something is clearly wrong your soul is filled with determination...and cookies a LOT of cookies!

  • @luke_morehouse068
    @luke_morehouse068 8 місяців тому +8

    Hi

  • @alberozuko
    @alberozuko 8 місяців тому

    This video has caused me PHYSICAL HEALING. Thank you for being awesome as always.

  • @SawBSketch
    @SawBSketch 8 місяців тому +6

    furry montage sources?

    • @Tommywwaa
      @Tommywwaa 8 місяців тому +3

      For a friend right?

  • @That_one_vessel
    @That_one_vessel 7 місяців тому +1

    5:04 nah you jumpscared me with this one

  • @mannequia8294
    @mannequia8294 8 місяців тому +1

    I loved the drawing sections that was great, please do more of those in the future

  • @her0blast735
    @her0blast735 8 місяців тому +1

    The fact that Dragoon has smooth aote on physically PAINS ME

  • @shadymarco9536
    @shadymarco9536 8 місяців тому +1

    unironically liked the ms paint illustrations more than the ai art from the last few videos

  • @KhalidTheBeeKeeper
    @KhalidTheBeeKeeper 8 місяців тому

    0:14
    that wasn't me, but dragoon, you made me play cookie clicker and now i have 90%+ of the achievements on 2 save files, i dont play on steam but i probably have a few hundred hours on the game, i would say thank you, but i dont want to

  • @banana_yelloh
    @banana_yelloh 8 місяців тому +1

    Dear Dragoon, have you ever thought about being a psychologist since you know so much about insanity.

  • @katlynnoniche
    @katlynnoniche 5 місяців тому

    The fact that a different cookie cliker video started playing and i was like' nope that not dragoon' and went to go ba to dragoon videos

  • @Kacey-b7i
    @Kacey-b7i 8 місяців тому +1

    This is perfect. I got an ad when opening up this video for ghost of Tsushima.

  • @thisshowshowimnotsmartands5400
    @thisshowshowimnotsmartands5400 8 місяців тому +2

    The plot is just amazing

  • @BigTurtleWasHere
    @BigTurtleWasHere 8 місяців тому

    "Hey mom can we have Technoblade"
    "We have Technoblade at home"
    Technoblade at home:

  • @jeffmlg110
    @jeffmlg110 8 місяців тому +1

    One day Dragoon is going to like post of video of like his findings on curing cancer and like first communication with alien life or something crazy with all this existential stuff he's been saying

  • @Surr3alD3sign
    @Surr3alD3sign 8 місяців тому +1

    6 BILLION chocolate for 5hp is beyond insane

  • @derpdude728
    @derpdude728 8 місяців тому +1

    The potato war ran so the chocolate war could run even faster

  • @aarishhi7306
    @aarishhi7306 8 днів тому

    I actually love both the actual art and the AI art

  • @byk_polny
    @byk_polny 8 місяців тому

    dragoon: cookie clicker reqs quantum math, also dragoon: confuses 156 000 with 159 192 (14:15 )

  • @Grasstoucher99
    @Grasstoucher99 8 місяців тому +1

    A-a-ron was funny, didn’t expect a key and peele reference

  • @Fighter_robot
    @Fighter_robot 8 місяців тому +1

    Dragoon's quotes always keeps me motivated.

  • @Andreas-rs1cj
    @Andreas-rs1cj 8 місяців тому +1

    "No one has reached chocolate factory lvl 2" u can tell this video has been worked on for a while. People are already at factory 4. Some are even halfway to factory 5. (Factory 4 takes 4b chocolate to reach)

  • @LordOfEdits69
    @LordOfEdits69 8 місяців тому +2

    Oh no his iconic profile picture has that fire in his eyes now go look

  • @ehjebdhsb
    @ehjebdhsb 8 місяців тому

    ALRIGHT, DRAGOON WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME I INSTALLED COOKIE CLICKER, LEAF BLOWER, REALM GRINDER AND IDLEON NOW MY WINDOW IS FILLED OF STEAM GAMES THAT GAVE ME ETERNAL PAIN

  • @Batman-t9b9e
    @Batman-t9b9e 8 місяців тому

    Because of you, I decided to sacrifice my wife, first born, and my grandma to the cookie GODS

  • @Cagoosicle
    @Cagoosicle 8 місяців тому

    Genuinely appreciated the lack of ai art,, wonderful stuff !!

  • @cyberdemon6517
    @cyberdemon6517 8 місяців тому

    dragoon not clicking fast enough and his merch not being available in white are causing me PHYSICAL PAIN

  • @SnattanWasTaken
    @SnattanWasTaken 8 місяців тому

    The cookie clicker time machines were so efficient they sent dragoon back to hypixel skyblock days! of which I'm glad

  • @Lancetherandomdude
    @Lancetherandomdude 8 місяців тому

    Dragoon and cookie clicker have an interesting friendship to say the least.

  • @doombuggiebanana9739
    @doombuggiebanana9739 8 місяців тому

    i never thought i would see the day when dragoon returned to skyblock, but here we are. w

  • @chaosmelone1235
    @chaosmelone1235 8 місяців тому

    Dragoon prestiged in real life from cookie clicker to chocolate clicker retaining all his previously learned strategies