The Gorilla Gorilla Gorilla is a great rival to me. Please do not mention him again, that was traumatizing after what happened in the desert against him.
you know dragoon i love your videos and humor and i just want to say over the many videos i have watch i have thoroughly enjoyed every second and hope that you know that you have made me happy to be around today
the fact you need to give haybales to the bartender is actually quite accurate, beer is generally made of 4 ingredients, water, wheat, hops, and yeast. The yeast is what converts the sugar wort into the alcoholic beverage.
I started watching you because of Bloons TD6 and now i started to play Skyblock because of you. 0/10 wouldn't recommend but somehow i have over 400 hours now and i can't stop, any tanks here?
Dragoon! You need to listen before it’s too late! The gods have told me, your destiny is to acquire the Dragoon armor set! The legends are true, it’s real! But we don’t have much time. Before they get us, you have to play wiza-
Dragoon is the only one skyblock player, nobody is playing as hard as dra4oon, out of an infinite number of dra2oons he will become the most skill, ambitious and unpredictable draboon there is, nobody else is even playing, drahoon is the only person on this entire Earth playing skyblock, only dratoon...
The fact dragoon didn't absorb the entirety of the universe, nuked the last of space with 100k Yotta-grams of TNT, and ate a enchanted diamond apple kills me on a physical, emotional, and spiritual level.
The fact that dragoon didn't play coc and defeat Morgan's secret coc account which is also the highest level player on the world who actually is asian- in conclusion MORGAN IS KOREAN
By the way, viewers, the Bloons youtuber who Dragoon was referring to was MaxLevelIdot, they mention each other's channels often since the topics and humor are so similar. In fact, the way I found Dragoon's channel was from MaxLevelIdot's Q&A where he mentioned Dragoon.
By the wh, the Kuudra Mandible doesn't exist in the game (it's unobtainable), it was just a coverup for the Kuudra Artifact, which was found earlier in 2023.
The fact that you did not get gold rank instantly has caused me to immediately fucking die in real life, I have experienced mortis by your unskilled hands.
This went from farming sugar for a helmet, beating the hardest boss in btd6 and then going against maxlevelidot:alternate name for the video: confusion
This video has more plot twists than a modern Disney movie
58 likes and no answers, let me fix that.
Your rite
So more than 0?
@@roqch1935 they started putting a little more in than usual, still not an average 2000’s movie amount of twists
And thats saying a lot
the fact that you didn't achieve ascendence as a monk and become a god in 5 minutes physically pains me.
💀
@@lreismann9180 Subscribe to dragoon or your father will go kaboom.
Morgan??????????
@@dashadowgirl fr
He has a point
The fact that dragoon didn't kill the immortal snail by blasting it into space gives me PHYSICAL PAIN
i think you might be his next rival
Yeah
definitely@@eoirjgoijagjaiga
The Gorilla Gorilla Gorilla is a great rival to me. Please do not mention him again, that was traumatizing after what happened in the desert against him.
Its Abuela from Encanto's true form.
Father?
I have no energy. Just do whatever the alphabet aerobics video
sebra more like no bruh
@@qiankno Who are you
you are him
marry me
You should use Dragoon's own trick against him, and do a plot twist on the next video
it's been 2 minutes and this video has over 400 views, truly a achievement to be cherished.
21 minutes and over 2k views
@@jameiyeaper8122 22 minutes an 3.5k
@@loganbrehm810528 and 4488
30min 5.1k
@@Trixi900 35 minutes 5.8k views
This guy is a comedic genius and never fails to amaze me with how funny he is 😂
IS WHAT I WOULD HAVE SAID
IS WHAT YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY
@@cyko9314 IS WHAT YOU THOUGHT I THOUGHT YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY!
He is so good at being just the right balance between plot twists and zany stuff and soul-crushing timewasting making numbers going up.
you know dragoon i love your videos and humor and i just want to say over the many videos i have watch i have thoroughly enjoyed every second and hope that you know that you have made me happy to be around today
Truly a moment of all time when Dragoon uploads
Truly a moment of all time when Dragoon uploads
Truly a moment of all time when Dragoon uploads
Truly a moment of all time when dragoon uploads
Truly a dragoon of all time when moment uploads
Truly a time of all when Dragoon uploads moment
The story behind Dragoons videos are so confusing that Matpat should do a video on it.
“How much sugar have you had?” I’ve played league of legends.
“BUT THATS WHAT YOU THINK I SAID”
@@joeyh.6055HAHAHA😂😂😂😂😂
Dragoon is definitely a morally good man and he is not evil also nice vid
I got hearted pog
Dragoon and MaxLevelIdot is the collab we all needed
the fact you need to give haybales to the bartender is actually quite accurate, beer is generally made of 4 ingredients, water, wheat, hops, and yeast. The yeast is what converts the sugar wort into the alcoholic beverage.
The cat in your profile pic looks very similar to my cat
Aren't hops are optional?
@@YoussefAhmed-jd5zuwithout it it's ale
@@SuperHGB oh ok
the fact that you lost to maxlevelidot gave me physical pain
In return you got Mental Healing
Subscribe to dragoon or your father will go kaboom.
This guy is pure entertainment, now its time to rewatch this video 500 times until Dragoon uploads again.
i agree but he needs negative energy
I'm literally rewatching it rn too lmao
The fact that Dragoon didn't get spaceman right away is causing me *PHYSICAL PAIN*
what if the piece of diorite at 12:53 on the left top side behind dra69oons head is jerry
Its been a long time ive ever seen a Hypixel Skyblock content, keep it up yeah
It feels like I just watched 3 of your videos, and I’m not mad at that :)
The 2 greatest youtubers collabing. This is amazing
I feel like we’re watching dragoons brain function rapidly decline until there’s nothing left but plot twists
i can never remember if he wants us to compliment him or insult him, so i'll compliment him. great vids! keep it up!
I love the plot twist that dragoon is like Rick and can call upon other versions of himself
after six hours of studying...I think I'm ready for that test now.
"no one is comepeting as hard as me"
- jack han-
I mean dragoon
Dragoon you can't keep hiding from me. I will find you one day.
OMG HE'S HERE! ¡! Space
...
@@Thecooldudenoob Fortnite battlepass
Lizard
@@JamesHanratty-c4k Chameleon
Dragoon: "Coc is better."
Me: * Praying no one walks in *
I started watching you because of Bloons TD6 and now i started to play Skyblock because of you. 0/10 wouldn't recommend but somehow i have over 400 hours now and i can't stop, any tanks here?
Dragoon! You need to listen before it’s too late! The gods have told me, your destiny is to acquire the Dragoon armor set! The legends are true, it’s real! But we don’t have much time. Before they get us, you have to play wiza-
The legend is back when we needed him the most
WHAT THE HECK THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO ON UA-cam LIKE IDK WHAT TO SAY I ENJOYED THIS SO MUCH LIKE THE MAXLEVELIDOT THING
no one is farming cane as hard as him he is the only one farming cane
Out of an infinite number of cane farmers-
he is the only one farming ca-
@@Dragoon45 you are the one that disappoints me the most
@@Dragoon45 I am your dad
@@Dragoon45pro at white powder
7:36 YESSS MORE! WITH EVERY UTTERANCE OF MY NAME I GROW STRONGER
Dragoon is the only one skyblock player, nobody is playing as hard as dra4oon, out of an infinite number of dra2oons he will become the most skill, ambitious and unpredictable draboon there is, nobody else is even playing, drahoon is the only person on this entire Earth playing skyblock, only dratoon...
Dragoon, dra4oon, dra2oon, draboon, and dratoon just why you unholy beast
This video gives me physical pain
*IS WHAT A LOSER WOULD SAY*
It’s so poetic how jerry a villager asks for bread, used to breed villagers, to create life, after you attempted to destroy his life
The fact dragoon didn't absorb the entirety of the universe, nuked the last of space with 100k Yotta-grams of TNT, and ate a enchanted diamond apple kills me on a physical, emotional, and spiritual level.
You shouldn't give this man the power of filters
I stopped paying attention for a bit, came back to bloons, this is the chaotic energy I subscribed for
The fact that dragoon didn't play coc and defeat Morgan's secret coc account which is also the highest level player on the world who actually is asian- in conclusion MORGAN IS KOREAN
I clicked it faster then Morgan ripped someone who sucks at btd6
The amount of plot twists in this video
"Lych, more like- I don't Know anything that rhymes..." I have an idea: Lych, more like bit-
this video fuels my sugar addiction
i watched 17 minutes of content and i still search for your 1b sugar profile XD
nice vid!
Next video: Trying to get 1 000 000 scarma pets
you got a heart, oh no...
Dragoon: BUT ACTUAL-
Youyube adds: I'm going to stop you right there.
As a fellow Australian I can confirm that the ping shown at the start is what you would get on a good day on hypixel.
Man starts his sugar business with a guy named Jessie and becomes world famous sugar seller
finally, I get to see more skyblock from you. It's great because I can always laugh at how much time you waste.
so true is better than watching him force monkeys to doing his evil bidding of popping balloons.
By the way, viewers, the Bloons youtuber who Dragoon was referring to was MaxLevelIdot, they mention each other's channels often since the topics and humor are so similar. In fact, the way I found Dragoon's channel was from MaxLevelIdot's Q&A where he mentioned Dragoon.
Why not bananas? They make you so much money. Plus you can use Benjamin
Average Dragoon's video:
Starts 5 different goals at the same time.
Fail/abandon them all.
Leaves.
I'm concerned Dragoon, slow down on the sugar. We don't want you to get diabetes
Dragoon, hmmm that reminds me of warhammer 40k with the adeptus mechan- "BROTHER THE CHOCHY MILK IS GONE!"
me "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Hypixel never added the narcotics update, so Dragoon did it himself. A truly momentous occasion
The one item people keep renaming to various different things
“It thought I was an alien, but I’m actually just from Australia” as an Australian that plays Hypixel, I CAN RELATE 💀💀💀
i have no clue what your talking about half the time in this game but it’s great
This video is what I imagine chronic brain damage would look like
thanks dragoon
AFTER 999 YEARS HE HAS FINALLY MADE A HYPIXEL SKYBLOCK VIDEO
100 plot twists in the first 2 minutes. Is that a new world record?
The main focus of this being MaxLevelIdot is hilarious because I literally saw his video about skywars and thought that it was a dragoon video
"I'm an architect in real life too"
"I just realized I have TNT"
Best line ever
this seems like the definition of adhd and im loving it
exploitation in capatilism is the real plot twist
The Real plot twist is that farmer jon crab fisher men conspiracy exists.
1:53 the way he said it
Dragoon is now the sugar king
I'm still waiting for the 5 plot twists that are yet to come...
Petition to force dragoon to make 360 channels each with his pfp tilted by 1
Until He reaches full 360
Why is theballoons youtuber playing Highpixels air cube?
BUT ACTUALLY,THIS IS A COC VIDEO-
Well that sounds not weird at all
By the wh, the Kuudra Mandible doesn't exist in the game (it's unobtainable), it was just a coverup for the Kuudra Artifact, which was found earlier in 2023.
What is the name of the song 4:46
I think your sugar cane farming strategy is causing Morgan physical pain
Dragoon, what was that sound? WHERE ARE MY PLANTS?!
Plot twist: that wasn't a plot Twist........ IS WHAT YOU THOUGHT
to anyone who thought dragoon plays 1 game.. He just made a video encompassing every game at once. genius
1:53 this is a WHAT VIDEO
Alway producing bangers
We were so close to getting the full alphabet aerobics rap…
All of this guys videos are so unhinged and I love it
I actualy forgor it was an minecraft video.
wake up babe, new dragoon video just dropped
Man your videos are pure gold😂
You should put spear of justice on with all these plot twists
The fact that you did not get gold rank instantly has caused me to immediately fucking die in real life, I have experienced mortis by your unskilled hands.
Finally back with a skyblock video :D At long last
'Plot twist incoming'
Wonder what's happening?
"BUT ACTUALLY THIS IS A COC VIDEO"
wrong website my guy
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that you had to guess what the visitors wanted
This went from farming sugar for a helmet, beating the hardest boss in btd6 and then going against maxlevelidot:alternate name for the video: confusion
Finally hypixel skyblock again i am proud of you
Plot twist incoming
PLOT TWIST INCOMING!
amazing how i watched dragoon and maxlevelidot before they become linked into the canon universe
what is at 1:11 ?
me: JUST GET THE SPACE HELMET
dragoon: PLOT TWIST
The fact i got a COC ad at 09:22 and thought it was a plot twist and a prank for 1 min
every time i hear the destati song on every video i can't stop thinking about ansem and the fight