Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-9-24 | Bill Burr

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024

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  • @jiovanysoltero923
    @jiovanysoltero923 4 місяці тому +92

    Where were you during Tom Brady’s roast YOU WERE BORN FOR THAT

    • @QuanahParker17
      @QuanahParker17 4 місяці тому +12

      He's too far up Brady's arse to roast him.......😂

    • @salernolake
      @salernolake 4 місяці тому +8

      He was doing a little performance at the Hollywood Bowl at the time. 🙂

    • @danielowens7969
      @danielowens7969 4 місяці тому +1

      My thoughts immediately

    • @GalenMarek1988
      @GalenMarek1988 4 місяці тому +1

      4 real! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @adamdailey4168
      @adamdailey4168 4 місяці тому +1

      I was just saying that he should have been there. Ax the hitler presentation and add ol billy ballsac and it woulda been a 10/10

  • @MikesOrganicVideos
    @MikesOrganicVideos 4 місяці тому +15

    Nobody can fill up an hour better than old Billy freckles. Even when there’s no point, it’s always hilarious and entertaining.

  • @ericwatts-et2nl
    @ericwatts-et2nl 4 місяці тому +2

    Trying to work out listening to you and Nia is impossible. Too hilarious - thanks a lot.

  • @2chows1dude
    @2chows1dude 4 місяці тому +36

    Have a good afternoon all y’all fellow Burr fans

  • @Teabonesteak
    @Teabonesteak 4 місяці тому +6

    The sheep that gives us steel wool has no natural enemies.

  • @krmnych_backlog
    @krmnych_backlog 4 місяці тому +3

    You change people's lives for the better, Bill. Much love from Ukraine!

  • @stephangray2436
    @stephangray2436 4 місяці тому +5

    😂😂 he’s gonna read the newspaper with ya😂😂😂😂

  • @nunyabusiness9013
    @nunyabusiness9013 4 місяці тому +5

    The fruit flies lay eggs in the fruit when it's in the field then the eggs gestate in your house.

  • @d0ublestr0ker0ll
    @d0ublestr0ker0ll 4 місяці тому +9

    Ohhhhhhhhh
    Jeeeeeezuuuuussssssss

  • @rosscollins6767
    @rosscollins6767 4 місяці тому +1

    Hey Billy RedSox Ball Bag! This one made my day ! Thanks ya C munt , enjoy your day

  • @ItsAllinTheDetails1
    @ItsAllinTheDetails1 4 місяці тому

    I would listen to an entire hour of Bill just doing ad reads. Fuggin Legend🙌

  • @mnicholeris
    @mnicholeris 4 місяці тому +3

    Sour kraut...yessss.. she topped ya Bill...lol classic

  • @akrobatik7154
    @akrobatik7154 4 місяці тому +1

    Boston loves ya, Billy! Anybody take issue with that, send em my way and I'll... I'll cool their soup!

  • @iamjro
    @iamjro 4 місяці тому +1

    Why weren’t you on the Brady Roast??? I just knew you’d be there!

  • @MetalHendrix.
    @MetalHendrix. 4 місяці тому +2

    🎶Sciatica!🤘🏽🔥

  • @xdferocious6016
    @xdferocious6016 4 місяці тому +5

    I was waiting for you to come out at the tom brady roast youre way bigger than the other comics on that. How tf did schulz get on there…

  • @jeffreylewis8019
    @jeffreylewis8019 4 місяці тому +1

    Bill, the home ice thing is b/c a team is "expected" to win at home, especially in the playoffs with their fans going batshit fucking crazy.

  • @ralphwiggum240
    @ralphwiggum240 4 місяці тому +1

    @ 1:31:52 "WHO's YA SUPAH ?!?!" NIA's SECOND FUNNIEST LINE . EVAH.

  • @angelaelliott2608
    @angelaelliott2608 4 місяці тому +1

    Yay Bill!❤

  • @lauracapuano4850
    @lauracapuano4850 4 місяці тому +1

    “You’re a fucking drug dealer! no I’m not I am a medical provider” I wish I could make that my ringtone. I’m an NP and the word provider is used for either MD or NP, sometimes PA. I think it’s stupid and confusing too. My theory is that MD’s got a real hard-on over their title being used in the same sentence with any of us lowly peasants 😅

  • @meh52749
    @meh52749 4 місяці тому +3

    Well guess what Bill? Once upon a time, my parents were alive and now they're dead and they died a month apart during 2020, and they were both pretty resilient up until that point... Yes, I blame conald, and yes, I get pretty heated about that. So sorry for everybody that lost somebody getting a little bit edgy about it. I'm really sorry that bothers you. 😐

  • @guyincogneto8979
    @guyincogneto8979 4 місяці тому

    Ol Billy "Captain Cold" Burr, there.

  • @TheSteveBoyd
    @TheSteveBoyd 4 місяці тому +1

    "Simon & Simon". That's the next one they should do.

  • @nanettejackson1608
    @nanettejackson1608 4 місяці тому

    Loved you in Unfrosted~! Can't wait to see you live someday~!

  • @angelvizcarra7441
    @angelvizcarra7441 4 місяці тому +3

    I agree he should of ben at the roast of Tom Brady Boston showed up

  • @VirenderSingh04
    @VirenderSingh04 4 місяці тому

    1:42:00 Bill had rightly predicted the future in 2016!

  • @BostonShovinstuff
    @BostonShovinstuff 4 місяці тому

    Ol Billy Beer Nuts ! * crisp high five * from Boston big guy

  • @tearsOfdisgust
    @tearsOfdisgust 4 місяці тому

    "gonna sit down and readin' the paper with ya , hes gonna give ya the news ....."

  • @kreevey33
    @kreevey33 4 місяці тому

    "My fuckin, lovely, wife..." i felt that😅

  • @turnright1131
    @turnright1131 4 місяці тому

    Nia is such a treasure

  • @JeremiahDouglas
    @JeremiahDouglas 4 місяці тому

    In Billy we love you!

  • @joestar6194
    @joestar6194 4 місяці тому

    @3:39 The old right there Fred...Billy must be really sick to forget about that 😢

  • @forcecreator
    @forcecreator 4 місяці тому

    anyone know the instrumental played between today and then podcasts?

  • @frankmurphyburr3598
    @frankmurphyburr3598 4 місяці тому +1

    Billy come back to Scotland please !! 🦕

  • @crs092
    @crs092 4 місяці тому +1

    Whats the email to write in to le podcast?

  • @bluemcdaniel99
    @bluemcdaniel99 4 місяці тому

    rip steve albini

  • @corbiningles4712
    @corbiningles4712 4 місяці тому

    1:10:23 I can't find the movie Bill is talking about here. Can anyone help me find out?

  • @etnoedp3
    @etnoedp3 4 місяці тому +1

    It's been too long since I got enjoy Bill burrs podcast. Could you imaging Bill burr as a twitch streamer?

    • @zoomzoom670
      @zoomzoom670 4 місяці тому +2

      He would quit halfway through the first stream. People in the chat would piss him off way too much

    • @etnoedp3
      @etnoedp3 4 місяці тому

      @@zoomzoom670 You are EXACTLY RIGHT!

  • @liljoe31
    @liljoe31 4 місяці тому +1

    Go Bees

  • @MattHunX
    @MattHunX 4 місяці тому

    8:00 Me, Myself and Irene!

  • @Downs-Indroam
    @Downs-Indroam 4 місяці тому

    Go Bruins...

  • @doggiemike5773
    @doggiemike5773 4 місяці тому +1

    HEY BILLY "NON"-BREWSKI HOW WHA Y'ALL 😉👊🏽

  • @andrewf6111
    @andrewf6111 4 місяці тому

    Hes gonna come off the bench and see you in a different way.

  • @alexcthe
    @alexcthe 4 місяці тому

    Somebody gonna tell him springtime and summer 'colds' are just allergies? Hay fever from tree sexism and rampant pollen?

  • @nejwapolosi8062
    @nejwapolosi8062 4 місяці тому +1

    Hi use some real ginger in hot water and honey for your cold and some vicks

  • @PsychorGames
    @PsychorGames 4 місяці тому

    Oh hey it's the Monday morning podcast. I sure hope Billy Barbecue sauce doesn't talk about the Celtics again.

  • @doggiemike5773
    @doggiemike5773 4 місяці тому +1

    😉💯👊🏽

  • @elguapo9628
    @elguapo9628 4 місяці тому +1

    I forgot why I stopped listening to Bill. I remember, now.

  • @pauliseri935
    @pauliseri935 4 місяці тому

    Seth Rogan and Snoop Dog? It must've been hazy in there

  • @SeRiOuS1675
    @SeRiOuS1675 4 місяці тому +1

    Bahhh i fought in Korea 🇰🇷 👴

  • @jennypenny8159
    @jennypenny8159 4 місяці тому

    Right on with the death comes in 3’s commentary - that’s always bugged the shit out of me.

  • @anthonycristofani6856
    @anthonycristofani6856 4 місяці тому

    One of the greatest comedians of all time but like most Boston fans he has just terrible sports takes. I still can’t get over the one podcast him giving Bill the credit for the Seahawks throwing from the 1 yard line. That was just brutal to listen to

  • @royb1276
    @royb1276 4 місяці тому

    snoop killed a guy - for real

  • @markdecarolis8714
    @markdecarolis8714 4 місяці тому

    Taking 2 at home.... All players juiced up with frigging steroids... kangaroo testosterone to totally bruise the Panthers players...PURPLE!

  • @gbgary
    @gbgary 4 місяці тому

    Last years B's playoffs was soooooo disappointing! I was gutted. this year was fun but they overachieved. maybe next year with cap space to get better.

  • @gart9680
    @gart9680 4 місяці тому +1

    He's ill again? Old Billy weak.

  • @DCresident123
    @DCresident123 4 місяці тому +1

    Why in the world did you go to Mahers podcast, that guy is horrid

  • @walterbarrows175
    @walterbarrows175 4 місяці тому

    God is one and yet exists in three persons; Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. This is the doctrine of the Trinity. Each person of the Godhead (Trinity) is co-equal with the other and all together exist as the one true living God. Jesus is Lord but the Father and Holy Spirit are no less Lord than Jesus. Each person of the Trinity is God and has unique roles in redemptive history.

  • @Dr650rob
    @Dr650rob 4 місяці тому

    Ol gaslighting Nia

  • @davidmcarthur2469
    @davidmcarthur2469 4 місяці тому +1

    Maybe u should eat like a normal human and u would be sick every other month

  • @scottf3588
    @scottf3588 4 місяці тому

    Billy B. Askin' about THE LORD. Jesus said if You have seen Me You have seen The Father. So think of it like this You have Your Body (Jesus)You have Your Soul (God) You have Your Spirit (Intellect) Holy Spirit. See Three in One. Jesus is god is the holy Spirit Your Boby Your Soul Your Spirit.

  • @christopherallen9580
    @christopherallen9580 4 місяці тому

    Bill is sick......again

  • @echoehope
    @echoehope 4 місяці тому

    Yes, God is loving. God is the Creator of the Universe, Cosmos, the Earth. Jesus Christ is the Son of the Father, Jesus Christ was in the First, he is the Savior of this fallen world. That's why the Bible starts in the garden and jumps right to the Fall of Man because that's why we need a Savior. Many Christians think Jesus is God, due to some interpretations of Paul's writings in the New Testament. But Jesus Christ himself said many times in different ways that there is a distinction between Jesus and God. Jesus said that God is the only One who is Good (he said this after a follower praised him for being so good). Jesus also prayed to the Father (God) and asked him to remove the weight of the Cross if it were God's Will, and said "but nonetheless your Will be done," which indicates that there's a distinction there. I'm a huge fan, I've been a fan for a decade since I was 16. I'm Catholic but also not the strict type but like the woo-woo gay-friendly hindu-dating yogi typa no-commitments besides to the objective God I wholeheartedly love and devote my life to. By the way you're my favorite comedian ever since I first saw you on Netflix. I one time missed your Vancouver, BC show because I got turned around at the border for having a questionable criminal history with a friend who had unpaid parking tickets.

  • @Al-gv5uw
    @Al-gv5uw 4 місяці тому

    Have you seen this Chinese clone sterile mosquito white beard people around

    • @Al-gv5uw
      @Al-gv5uw 4 місяці тому

      What race are you? I’ve never seen that race before

  • @lanceprzybyla7662
    @lanceprzybyla7662 4 місяці тому +2

    First

  • @TheSubmissionChannel
    @TheSubmissionChannel 4 місяці тому +2

    Vegas Golden Knights > Boston Bruins 🏒

    • @liljoe31
      @liljoe31 4 місяці тому

      Salary cap REeEeeEee!! in 3...2....1....

  • @kshinokevin
    @kshinokevin 4 місяці тому +11

    Bill Burr should have been on the deus, at the Tom Brady (football player) roast (by Netflix), at the Kia (Great Western) Forum. Just sayin'.

    • @stdnt4eva
      @stdnt4eva 4 місяці тому +1

      You're a drug dealer no I'm not I'm a medical provider. Lmao

  • @MAC_HAMMER
    @MAC_HAMMER 4 місяці тому +7

    Puns don't usually get me, but Nia killed me with that Sauerkraut drop

  • @wendymariep2580
    @wendymariep2580 4 місяці тому +3

    Go Billy go Billy go

  • @alanfike
    @alanfike 4 місяці тому +2

    "Anyone who talks about Biden or Trump right now is stupid." Yeesh, they're getting to him. I mean, it is an election year and one of the candidates tried to throw a coups before leaving office last time.

    • @NeverEnoughPyro40
      @NeverEnoughPyro40 4 місяці тому

      @alanfike Spoken like a true idiot who is most likely living off the government or barely making the minimum national average, Why don’t you try backing up your statements with any type of evidence!

  • @mnicholeris
    @mnicholeris 4 місяці тому +3

    Bill..you should do more podcasts like this with your wife...it's like johnny and ed... classic.. 😊

  • @wfvesely
    @wfvesely 4 місяці тому +1

    I was watching the Julian Edelman podcast which had drew Bledsoe on it and Drew said he played golf with Bill. He also said Bill did not have the temperament to play golf. I wonder if Bill agrees with that!

  • @mnicholeris
    @mnicholeris 4 місяці тому +3

    Trinity Bill.. God, Jesus,Holy Spirit.. 3 in one.. They don't fight over who is best

    • @NankerPhelge65
      @NankerPhelge65 4 місяці тому +4

      Its like Kraft, Belicheck and Brady...that is how he can understand

  • @ralphwiggum240
    @ralphwiggum240 4 місяці тому +1

    @ 1:16:25 NIA's FUNNIEST MOMENT IN \PODCAST HISTORY. EVAH

  • @rossw5576
    @rossw5576 4 місяці тому +3

    Ol Billy no roast!

  • @johnman559
    @johnman559 4 місяці тому +1

    Which bit is the full guy Lee Majors bit?

  • @cloudygrosso1106
    @cloudygrosso1106 4 місяці тому +1

    Swiped to my Facebook after listening to this and was bombarded with Six Million Dollar Man dvd ads.

  • @binkzyhoops
    @binkzyhoops 4 місяці тому +1

    Been a while listening to the pod haven't heard basketball talk from Billy in a while great Thursday afternooooooon

  • @MikesOrganicVideos
    @MikesOrganicVideos 4 місяці тому +1

    Sour (Sauer ) Kraut. Well played, Nia!

  • @icu1585
    @icu1585 4 місяці тому +1

    Just sports commentary

  • @djtall3090
    @djtall3090 4 місяці тому +1

    Bill your pasty, melatoninless body needs a vitamin D supplement, it will help prevent you from catching colds so often. It worked for me.

  • @tearsOfdisgust
    @tearsOfdisgust 4 місяці тому +3

    "up against arnold , gotta bring the veins out... hims"

  • @lanceprzybyla7662
    @lanceprzybyla7662 4 місяці тому +2

    First

  • @dkoli
    @dkoli 4 місяці тому

    Those pills are also needed if you party, pretty much all great party drugs from booze to coke to ecstasy all fuck with your mojo

  • @TheJereld
    @TheJereld 4 місяці тому +1

    54:00 More Right!!! LOL!!!!

  • @billyhodges7194
    @billyhodges7194 4 місяці тому

    What happened to my Devils ?? Glad i saw my favourite player Scotty Gomez beat the stars early noughties, excited about my Seahawks under new coaches and Murphy II .... HATE the Rangers due to the fact they are our arch rivals in Scottish football (soccer) , being a lifelong Glasgow Celtic fan ,and they are the Devils arch rivals, my aunt moved to Paterson (sic) NJ in the 50s from the midlands, England hence my love since the early 90s from over here.... And bring back the Sonics

  • @mrpotatohead161
    @mrpotatohead161 4 місяці тому

    Taking home ice just means that you only have to win all your home games to win the series.
    Boston won game 1 on the road and now only has to win their home games to win the series.

  • @robbob1234
    @robbob1234 4 місяці тому

    Bill, it's simple math when you steal away games. This is your second biggest weakness as a hockey fan.

  • @jpatch917
    @jpatch917 2 місяці тому

    You're podcast is fucking awesome. Thanks, man.

  • @spaghettiostan
    @spaghettiostan 4 місяці тому +1

    Guy Boston got damn whooped!

  • @leftjab6145
    @leftjab6145 4 місяці тому

    Think of Christianity like this, your coach, QB and owner are all the same person.

  • @colinpeddle8115
    @colinpeddle8115 3 місяці тому

    Man sour-kraut was absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MikesOrganicVideos
    @MikesOrganicVideos 4 місяці тому

    I agree with Bill about the Yankees Red Sox rivalry. It really isn’t there anymore. The hated team is the Astros. And right now the Yankees are looking up at the Orioles. Those are the teams they most wanted to beat right now. 2004 put an end to all that nonsense as far as I’m concerned. And like Bill said, the Red Sox have 13 more championships since then. I’ve seen all the Yankee championships 1977. But I also watched the choke in 1981, among others. I expected them to win in 2001. But unfortunately, it didn’t happen.

  • @HamptonFarly
    @HamptonFarly 4 місяці тому

    I bet he’s ill right now the little melt

  • @scottf3588
    @scottf3588 4 місяці тому

    Make Them in OUR IMAGE ;- }

  • @stevenfroese6753
    @stevenfroese6753 4 місяці тому

    God is Jesus Billy

  • @axispowerdiesel
    @axispowerdiesel 4 місяці тому +3

    Ol' billy whirly bird out there buzzin' ya house dude doh jeeeeesus

  • @centralcoastcommunitywatch
    @centralcoastcommunitywatch 4 місяці тому

    Ol Billy's movie didn't do numbers so he go tha cold sholdaaaaa!

  • @walkthedon
    @walkthedon 4 місяці тому

    Bill why don’t you start a separate podcast dedicated to sports

  • @20ftPythonInHiding
    @20ftPythonInHiding 4 місяці тому

    I just bought tickets to see Bill in Nashville on the 17th :)