Dark Life of Amazon Warehouse Worker

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  • Опубліковано 9 лис 2024

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  • @Already.Forgotten
    @Already.Forgotten 4 місяці тому +536

    Working at Amazon or anywhere else is another day in the endless grind of a meaningless existence. All the effort you put into moving boxes and meeting quotas lead to nothing. We’re just cogs in a machine, and our work has no real purpose.

    • @wilmer360tv
      @wilmer360tv 4 місяці тому +49

      Yeah so should we be homeless or how we gonna change that I’m 21 liveing with parents didn’t want student loans so just college dropout, and struggling to even find a job. Had one a while back seasonal now just helping my mom in her food truck.

    • @CruceEntertainment
      @CruceEntertainment 4 місяці тому

      That is what the communists and Democratic Party is all about.

    • @xSephironx
      @xSephironx 4 місяці тому +38

      ​@wilmer360tv just continue helping your mom. Eventually take over if you can. It's nice to have an out and you won't regret it

    • @HappyCaffeine
      @HappyCaffeine 4 місяці тому +58

      I mean, you guys provide items to everyone in the nation and without you we wouldn't have them. It may feel meaningless but it's not. I order a lot from Amazon. Thank you for your service.

    • @Мага_Крутой
      @Мага_Крутой 4 місяці тому

      Who cares dude? Working so much and getting so little thats whats meant by "meaningless"​@@HappyCaffeine

  • @miguelaviles2429
    @miguelaviles2429 4 місяці тому +338

    I worked at Amazon, I ended up quitting from boredom. I am surprised there are people been there for 10-15-20 years.

    • @dogeofamp6037
      @dogeofamp6037 4 місяці тому +21

      I couldn’t wtf I only lasted 2 years

    • @dogeofamp6037
      @dogeofamp6037 4 місяці тому +16

      Too long if you ask me

    • @JohnS-il1dr
      @JohnS-il1dr 4 місяці тому

      I thought the longest one works there is 3 years. Bozo sets it up where they force workers out via impossible metrics because he believes that fresh workers are more productive.

    • @HappyCaffeine
      @HappyCaffeine 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@dogeofamp6037 if u had to, could u if worked there longer?

    • @djangosouthwest6043
      @djangosouthwest6043 4 місяці тому +4

      I can't believe Amazon is already that old Jesus Christ 😮

  • @ikkihill35
    @ikkihill35 4 місяці тому +394

    The distance to the toilet is too hopeless.

    • @rileyowen7245
      @rileyowen7245 4 місяці тому +19

      It's pure evil 💀😐

    • @donkramer8848
      @donkramer8848 4 місяці тому +13

      It’s really not that bad, it’s a two minute walk, our facility has 11 sets of bathrooms scattered throughout, 5 lunch areas, Amazon tried way harder then it should

    • @a.demifemiflapo5795
      @a.demifemiflapo5795 4 місяці тому

      ​@@donkramer8848Your facility is the exception....

    • @Bob-b7x6v
      @Bob-b7x6v 4 місяці тому +2

      Bottles for dudes, UTIs and kidney problems for lady parts...

    • @Emery101
      @Emery101 4 місяці тому +13

      10 minutes to and from…and ya still hear that passive aggressive bullshit from the manager if you missed quota by 1.
      - a former amazon slave

  • @sillehkatt3443
    @sillehkatt3443 4 місяці тому +230

    Seems like it would be more fulfilling living in the woods, building a cabin out of logs and hunting deer.

    • @G.I_Joe29
      @G.I_Joe29 4 місяці тому +15

      Hell yeah

    • @brdane
      @brdane 3 місяці тому

      Until too many people start doing it... then governments will step in and start regulating that too.... then it is off to the next unregulated freedom.

    • @Spartan11117777
      @Spartan11117777 3 місяці тому +4

      And setting up a couple of Aerial Tree-Tents tied to 3 to 6 Trees so we can sleep above the ground. Those Tents are bomb AF.

    • @damienmcdonald7610
      @damienmcdonald7610 2 місяці тому +1

      It would for sure but honestly just about anything is more fulfilling than working at an Amazon "fulfilment centre". Thank god I left that 6 years ago for real prospects.

    • @aquatic682
      @aquatic682 2 місяці тому

      What are you doing in a natural disaster?

  • @Dio_Corleone
    @Dio_Corleone 4 місяці тому +132

    Boomer drinking on the job adds to the realism more than ya know🤣🤣💯💯

    • @steelcitytv
      @steelcitytv 3 місяці тому +8

      Yep at my place there's a group of Africans drinking all night lol I'm like dam I hit my vape on break that's it

    • @pivkemrzli2297
      @pivkemrzli2297 2 місяці тому +5

      boomers and gen x often drinking on the job is true... and smart!
      with just a little alcohol a boring job stops being boring, every shift is like a new fun adventure.

    • @leesaunders1930
      @leesaunders1930 2 місяці тому

      ​@@pivkemrzli2297A few pints at dinnertime is always welcome.

  • @LV30Dad
    @LV30Dad 4 місяці тому +254

    As a former amazon employee this is accurate. I have to walk 10 minutes to canteen and have to swallow all my food. Bosses are basically if your on good terms, they are your friends. Boss is also mostly flirting with Latina baddies and they hardly do anything. At the end of the day I am a cog useless and insignificant.

    • @DT-wp4hk
      @DT-wp4hk 4 місяці тому +38

      Simpmanagers are everywhere

    • @BlueberryFundip
      @BlueberryFundip 4 місяці тому

      Ok

    • @Vendetta_Armada80
      @Vendetta_Armada80 4 місяці тому +23

      Latina baddies I'm dead 💀 😆😆😆😆 bro where is this!!

    • @CannibalOX99
      @CannibalOX99 4 місяці тому +16

      ​@@Vendetta_Armada80Uh...Amazon...lol

    • @noize2sound
      @noize2sound 4 місяці тому +12

      *I think i know who you are & where you work. I will make sure your Boss & those Latina Baddies check out this comment. Good luck*

  • @saagisharon8595
    @saagisharon8595 4 місяці тому +69

    if you have a job that provides you meals, never agree to delay a break because then there's nothing left to eat

  • @drivepov2585
    @drivepov2585 2 місяці тому +51

    I remember applying to Amazon one time, coming in to do paperwork and instantly changing my mind when I saw how all the employees would pack into the facility like cattle and never smile

  • @sayakdey480
    @sayakdey480 4 місяці тому +253

    Warehouse workers are the real heros we should appreciate them more

    • @bash8387
      @bash8387 4 місяці тому +7

      Ty

    • @seanpaul4896
      @seanpaul4896 4 місяці тому +12

      Along with the delivery associates as well

    • @akamecup8455
      @akamecup8455 4 місяці тому +7

      It’s a robot job tbh, won’t need them in 5 years

    • @israelmartin8413
      @israelmartin8413 4 місяці тому +1

      😂

    • @ciasnyjan5610
      @ciasnyjan5610 4 місяці тому +2

      Real heroes which can be replaced anytime by machines,there are fully automated warehouses...xD

  • @ssarsi
    @ssarsi 4 місяці тому +126

    The first thing that comes to my mind when i see Wojak with ladies is "HEHE BOY"

  • @PhoeniX199777
    @PhoeniX199777 4 місяці тому +100

    did 4 months at amazon and wanted to fucking kms

    • @calummclaughlin7464
      @calummclaughlin7464 4 місяці тому +20

      U guys need to take a leaf out the construction workers book. Get what ur entitled to, or the work gets sabotaged.

    • @jamesg9468
      @jamesg9468 24 дні тому +1

      @calummclaughlin7464 Doesn't work anymore, they just important people from third world holes to do the job with a smile.

  • @Latinos2
    @Latinos2 4 місяці тому +488

    Bro the thumbnail 💀

    • @MayorMcheese12
      @MayorMcheese12 4 місяці тому +49

      @CxndyCaneXLime666it’s so true though like those be the type of women you see working at a warehouse nowadays

    • @lovelybeard3596
      @lovelybeard3596 4 місяці тому +8

      Screenshot time 😀

    • @KongCrunch
      @KongCrunch 4 місяці тому +9

      It's better than the one last video was crazy

    • @Chubb_lovery
      @Chubb_lovery 4 місяці тому +6

      That’s what I’m saying 😂😂

    • @xploration1437
      @xploration1437 4 місяці тому +4

      👁️👅👁️

  • @nightsunglaze
    @nightsunglaze 4 місяці тому +114

    logistic workers stay strong, dont let yourself influince by npc minds

    • @Mtl.Chartists
      @Mtl.Chartists 4 місяці тому +2

      Wdym?

    • @iskiiwizz536
      @iskiiwizz536 4 місяці тому +5

      @@Mtl.Chartists stay strong, dont let yourself influince by npc minds

    • @kujas
      @kujas 4 місяці тому +5

      @@iskiiwizz536 what do you mean?

    • @Мага_Крутой
      @Мага_Крутой 4 місяці тому +13

      👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆
      2 npcs detected

  • @nickmontanabass
    @nickmontanabass 4 місяці тому +55

    “That beautiful smell is my 💩 “
    😂😂🤣🤣

  • @Epiqe
    @Epiqe 4 місяці тому +46

    That fart part killed me 😂😂😂 from 15:00

  • @Bob-b7x6v
    @Bob-b7x6v 4 місяці тому +59

    I felt bad for the Amazon workers when I realized what the lights above the bathrooms were for. I felt luckier as a construction contractor getting portajohns to poop in whenever I needed to.

    • @DarrenTaylor215
      @DarrenTaylor215 4 місяці тому +8

      Bro i start amazon next in 2 weeks what does the colors mean?

    • @Bob-b7x6v
      @Bob-b7x6v 4 місяці тому +30

      @DarrenTaylor-xh6uv You're being tracked at all times. If the light is red and you need to bust a 5h@t that's 1 of your 6 demerits before getting fired. Btw, the bathroom stack lights are never green. Also, if you don't pick your quota, watch your demerit count go up. If you're a dude, you'll probably be peeing in water bottles to not get burned. Hope you like waiting in security screenings an hour a day when you enter and exit, too. Every Amazon-related documentary I ever watched was a horror show.

    • @donkramer8848
      @donkramer8848 4 місяці тому +11

      @@DarrenTaylor215 bro only lazy slow people need to worry about the bathroom, I have been doing this four years and never had a problem, Amazon is the easiest job I ever had

    • @finnster321
      @finnster321 2 місяці тому +3

      My place doesnt have that. I work at a delivery station. I think the bad ones are fulfillment centers and warehouses maybe​@user-je5do6jn2f

    • @lunarluger3498
      @lunarluger3498 2 місяці тому +4

      One I work at is easy asf, ship dock

  • @csabafeher8971
    @csabafeher8971 4 місяці тому +55

    The entire Bezos shitshow should have been closed down for good a long time ago

    • @Wykesidefruitmachine
      @Wykesidefruitmachine 4 місяці тому +10

      I've got some new headphones coming TOMORROW 💸

    • @monsterhousecop2082
      @monsterhousecop2082 4 місяці тому +8

      This is any warehouse/ distribution center though. Not just amazon

    • @jadar9356
      @jadar9356 4 місяці тому

      @@monsterhousecop2082facts

    • @JamieWalker-pc6nd
      @JamieWalker-pc6nd 16 днів тому

      But now it can’t cos he has patented everything

  • @shaggymcdaniel3216
    @shaggymcdaniel3216 4 місяці тому +65

    Can you make an episode about the delivery drivers. We don’t even get paid by Amazon. We’re just third party contractors. We just get used by Amazon.

    • @peterharrell7305
      @peterharrell7305 4 місяці тому +2

      Why do you do a job that you don't get paid for? Lmao

    • @shaggymcdaniel3216
      @shaggymcdaniel3216 4 місяці тому

      @@peterharrell7305 Amazon pays the delivery service provider and in turn they pay the delivery associates. Depending on how many packages the delivery associate delivers, the more the dsp makes from Amazon, while the da makes a nominal amount per hour.

    • @blakekeys-ec4vr
      @blakekeys-ec4vr 4 місяці тому +10

      ​@@peterharrell7305What? You do know what it means to be a contractor right?

    • @blakekeys-ec4vr
      @blakekeys-ec4vr 4 місяці тому +5

      I would rather be a driver any day because you're watched more so than warehouse but at least I get to be outside. Sunlight actually makes a huge difference in a person's work-life and even though you're treated like shit by warehouse for 30 minutes of the day when you're loading at least you're not treated like shit all day like warehouse. I saw a lot of drivers hired, fired, or quit but at least it's not like warehouse where there's literally different faces every single day. I did 2 years as a driver and I hated it but there's way worse jobs out there like fast food and if I ever have to go back to delivering for Amazon I might but I'd rather not. Try getting a home loan and explaining that you don't actually work for Amazon and you've had to hop from DSP to DSP since there's zero job security because Amazon cuts contracts all the time, use your driving experience on your resume then move on because I make less money than when I was at Amazon but at least I don't have to deal with the constant henpecking about looking down too long at GPS or a Karen complaining I slid their package on the porch. Amazon has a 150% turnover rate no matter what position and they're going to run out of employees to abuse some day.

    • @HumanScourgeYT
      @HumanScourgeYT 4 місяці тому +3

      Yo i worked from last July till april this year as a delivery driver. Fkn grueling bro i hated being alive the entire time for real!

  • @ps1tops4
    @ps1tops4 4 місяці тому +42

    This is why plenty of people refuse to buy anything from Amazon, and would rather go to a brick and mortar store to pay a dollar or two more for the same product.

    • @emokiller907
      @emokiller907 4 місяці тому +5

      Um like who?? Jeff is richest man in the world for a reason

    • @Charlay_Charlay
      @Charlay_Charlay 4 місяці тому +3

      yea like who?

    • @mensch4434
      @mensch4434 4 місяці тому +7

      just that its not just a dollor or two more, often its like 3 times as much

    • @felixg.6493
      @felixg.6493 4 місяці тому +4

      Often I buy on the internet for specific products that are hard to find in stores.

    • @notfromhere8889
      @notfromhere8889 3 місяці тому +1

      I don't see it...they order heavily year round

  • @djanime317
    @djanime317 4 місяці тому +25

    17:12 bro when he shit himself I fucking DIED 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

    • @daneyraju8433
      @daneyraju8433 4 місяці тому +4

      Me too bro

    • @PastaaFN
      @PastaaFN 2 місяці тому +2

      I want to know how npc shit smells like 💀

  • @Aawsomeguy
    @Aawsomeguy 4 місяці тому +9

    I truly enjoy these Wojak videos.

  • @lazarusblackwell6988
    @lazarusblackwell6988 4 місяці тому +33

    So happy to be out of the rat race.
    I am finished with the insanity of it all.
    Now i live my life and do what i want.

  • @carwynlewis9466
    @carwynlewis9466 3 місяці тому +3

    I worked in amazon as a seasonal worker from November 2016 to January 2017 in Swansea Wales UK. Most depressing job I ever worked in. Starte off good when my friends were on the same shift as me but after the christmas rush they were let go. New people arrived on my shift. Worked nights. 6:30PM to 5AM and sometimes it was 6:30 to 6AM compulsary overtime. Horrible place to work. If you feel you have no other option in life. Keep saying there are better jobs out there than Amazon

  • @xFlared
    @xFlared 4 місяці тому +25

    I'm an amazon PA (supervisor) and I cannot act like the guy in this video. I have to be always very polite and flexible with people otherwise I'd get reported to HR. There are some supervisors like this but they get demoted, transferred or fired really quickly due too many HR complaints. Right now amazon is very political and is trying to avoid bad press, meaning the way their leadership talks to and treats associates is done with more care. My building is also heavily pressured by the union, so there's that.

    • @Pantherman1979
      @Pantherman1979 3 місяці тому +4

      Hahaha, even mentioning the word "union" at the Amazon I used to work for would get one punished...

    • @xFlared
      @xFlared 3 місяці тому

      @@Pantherman1979 Union busting is a federal crime and can be reported to NLRB and result in serious investigations.

    • @damienmcdonald7610
      @damienmcdonald7610 2 місяці тому +1

      Wow, congratulations it sounds like you've moved far from where I left Amazon 6 years ago because that place was the worst place I ever worked beating the subway, bars, call centre and supermarkets I'd worked at before. I'm an engineer now so I'd never go back but it's nice to know that workers are treated like people now and they even have rights too well done.

    • @I_Doo_Declare
      @I_Doo_Declare 2 місяці тому

      @@damienmcdonald7610 ive been at 3 sites and been there 4 years now, its very easy, idk how people complain about this job

    • @I_Doo_Declare
      @I_Doo_Declare 2 місяці тому

      @@damienmcdonald7610 easiest job ive worked so far, and ive been able to get promoted 4 times, good benefits, unlimited water breaks, ac, and management is kind and understanding

  • @TDL-xg5nn
    @TDL-xg5nn 3 місяці тому +13

    I don't know why people mock jobs like this. These types of jobs provide a great living for many, many people. Do you understand not everyone has the IQ to be a doctor, CEO, scientist, lawyer, business magnate, etc? There needs to be jobs for average people with average intelligence that provides a needed valuable service. If you are a high IQ person underachieving by working in a job like this I get why that would be frustrating but for most people these are terrific jobs with good benefits that provides a very good life.

  • @arghagaming631
    @arghagaming631 4 місяці тому +15

    wojak's thumbnail never dispointed us 💀💀💀

  • @mvito39
    @mvito39 4 місяці тому +12

    Coomer is the last trick i'd ever take food from lmao

  • @SwissvmillieYT
    @SwissvmillieYT 4 місяці тому +7

    Simple but yet so entertaining this video needs to go VIRAL

  • @kerrykalls7732
    @kerrykalls7732 2 місяці тому +5

    I've been unemployed for 2 months for the first time in 20 years. Best 2 months ever

    • @bengalboypaco3140
      @bengalboypaco3140 2 місяці тому

      Idk how you do it id be bored after 2 weeks unless your doing cool stuff all time

  • @anol_flute
    @anol_flute 4 місяці тому +7

    that was so funny man. "My shit is knocking my ass" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ryanlee2028
    @ryanlee2028 2 місяці тому +2

    I still remember during Christmas the warehouse was at 120% capacity and couldn't stow anything really as the manager would constantly come through to let everyone know we weren't meeting the quota for stows' per minute.

  • @gldn2092
    @gldn2092 4 місяці тому +18

    are you ready for military service Boyz?
    welcome to the end of time

  • @Kevinttvv
    @Kevinttvv 4 місяці тому +6

    For real this is what it is it’s a paycheck but damn I hated this existence..you got it down to a tee. 😢😮

  • @richieh2006
    @richieh2006 3 місяці тому +6

    These are well funny. The tiny details of the security guard's badge. 'ASSHOLE' and his photo, smoking a cig! 😂👌🏻 These videos make my day. So simple but so amusing at the same time.

  • @daneyraju8433
    @daneyraju8433 4 місяці тому +5

    Wojaks last slide n shit is epic with the wet fart sound 😂😂😂

  • @asakjackson
    @asakjackson 4 місяці тому +6

    I worked at amazon for a few years. I almost could not make it to the end of this video due to the horrible anxiety from how accurate things are in it.

    • @I_Doo_Declare
      @I_Doo_Declare 2 місяці тому +1

      sureeeee you were, ive worked at amazon for 4 years and ive been at 3 sites and non of them were like anything in this video

    • @asakjackson
      @asakjackson 2 місяці тому

      @I_Doo_Declare nightmares can be dreams, too.

  • @ZetaReticuli_
    @ZetaReticuli_ 4 місяці тому +4

    This must have been Coomer's way of getting even after Wojack beat him up when he asked for tissues. Amazing someone who spends so much time frying his brain cells beating his meat to Teen Beat can, a.) can actually hold down a job for more than five minutes, and b.) be smart enough to devise a scheme like that.

  • @jmarkb92
    @jmarkb92 2 місяці тому +28

    I’ve worked for Amazon for over three years now, I make almost $24/hr and it’s the easiest job I’ve ever had.
    Before this I did road construction and I worked in a hot kitchen both for under $15/hr. Anyone who says Amazon is a hard job is either extremely lazy or this is their first job.

    • @damienmcdonald7610
      @damienmcdonald7610 2 місяці тому +12

      It's not hard just boring AF, pays about a third of what I now make as an engineer which is much more fulfilling anyway. Also the constant monitoring and breaks times to the second not for me, stop complaining about my pack rate, fix your conveyor belts lol. Then when they're working and I'm on target they complain about us talking while we work, why? It's been 6 years since I left there and found my field but I remember it well as the worst job I ever had and before that I've worked in supermarkets, other warehouses, a subway, bars and a call centre. The job is fine if you want a basic livable wage and I guess different people like different stuff so what was a miserable time for me might be fine for others I guess but I'm happily away from that shit

    • @ma3stro681
      @ma3stro681 2 місяці тому +3

      How can you live on $24 an hour? Slave wagery … 😱😵💀

    • @curedham2963
      @curedham2963 2 місяці тому +1

      Yea i agree, everything is easy if youve worked construction before. I used to do concrete for my first job (definitely built a good foundation for working hard) and everything else is a walk in the park. I never worked at amazon though, but ive always assumed this but just never wanted to say it 😂
      Im an auto glass tech now, 8-9yrs of experience and i make 96k salary. Its easy to make good money if your young because literally NO ONE works hard except for a VERY few of us (im 29 btw).

    • @naturallytoasty556
      @naturallytoasty556 2 місяці тому

      @@damienmcdonald7610yep,conveyors down w priority trucks and rushing me to get it done even though the load was supposed to be there 3 hrs ago. Lots of managers just pulled of the street and have no clue what they are doing ,when stuff is down they will act like it’s your fault. Micromanaging is out of this world

    • @cogline9
      @cogline9 2 місяці тому +2

      Every job has its own kind of suck. You just have to find one with suck you can handle for the money they pay.

  • @stevenhickey326
    @stevenhickey326 4 місяці тому +6

    If I ever worked at Amazon , and wanted to go out in a blaze of glory , I would just drop a deuce on the floor in the busiest area of the warehouse.
    Heheboy....

  • @devilish6878
    @devilish6878 4 місяці тому +3

    Not Wojak crop dusting the warehouse just to crash the forklift and shit himself trying to get to the toilet in time 😂

  • @juliangiraldo2718
    @juliangiraldo2718 4 місяці тому +5

    I haven't worked in Amazon but in my country's mail service in warehouse area and I can confirm that all is so fuckin tru

    • @inthezone666
      @inthezone666 4 місяці тому +1

      I worked for Asda warehouse briefly and that's exactly the same. Quit after 2 months screw that slave labour BS I'd rather be homeless and broke.

    • @dogplaysgames2013
      @dogplaysgames2013 4 місяці тому +2

      damn mr no name

  • @threethrushes
    @threethrushes 4 місяці тому +6

    If people were named after where they were conceived, a lot of people would be called 'Stairwell B, Fulfillment Centre 2'.

    • @joesmith8701
      @joesmith8701 4 місяці тому +1

      i am to camra shy for that lol

    • @scottwilliams7726
      @scottwilliams7726 4 місяці тому +1

      More like dfw2 ftw6 dal9 nlr2 mem4

    • @spacecowboy5995
      @spacecowboy5995 4 місяці тому +3

      Whoa, so you're saying people hook up at Amazon?

  • @onrr1726
    @onrr1726 2 місяці тому +1

    This is pretty much how UPS Works as well. The only difference they don't tell you where the bathrooms are and your subject to security pat downs before getting in there to take a shit.

  • @TravisFebruary
    @TravisFebruary 4 місяці тому +7

    Dark Life As A Supervisor next

  • @Hunter-ef4qu
    @Hunter-ef4qu 2 місяці тому +1

    Him just carrying those boxes and just crop dusting the whole area is so hilarious!! So many of us have been there and know that pain. 😂🤣

  • @JeffisWinning
    @JeffisWinning 4 місяці тому +8

    Dude just pooped all over the floor.

  • @itskrilla0x
    @itskrilla0x 4 місяці тому +5

    "My shit is knocking my ass" Bruh 💀

  • @ionutzamacau4734
    @ionutzamacau4734 4 місяці тому +4

    I work in warehouse. Just found today an orange vest ( only the crew chiefs , supervisors wear this kind of color ) . Tomorrow by having the power of the vest I will be supervaizar . (ofcourse this will be a joke, people that are there longer than me ofcourse know who the real supervisor is ).

  • @eviljoshy3402
    @eviljoshy3402 2 місяці тому +1

    I haven't worked in an Amazon warehouse but I have worked in ones for Walgreens and VWR for nearly 7 years. I've seen some shit. The Walgreens one didnt require me to take a drug test to get hired. I thought that was strange until I got in there. The majority of workers were undocumented, non English speaking Indonesians or druggies. If there's a work related accident, management's panic button is a drug test. They want something to be in your system encase you sustain an injury they can deny your medical. I've had a supervisor bring me a write up I refused to sign because what happened was something I had literally nothing to do with. He then forged my signature. I pulled out my phone and said I'm getting a lawyer. Then he tore up the paper. I've had building inspectors walk into the front door, security stops him, the operations manager talks to him and the inspector walks out. Never went inside to see the warehouse. The VWR warehouse could only hire rejects from the Amazon fulfilment center down the street. If Amazon wouldn't give them a job there was a reason.

  • @mosesburyakov7500
    @mosesburyakov7500 4 місяці тому +1

    Yeah there’s a reason why I don’t deal with this shit, If I don’t get a decent lunch I would’ve just told the manager to piss off and that I haven’t properly clocked out for lunch and that by law they’re required to let my enjoy lunch even if they started operations again. Not my problem that I have to chip in for others slack.

  • @nonjaninja4904
    @nonjaninja4904 4 місяці тому +14

    To those who box our adult novelties, I salute you. Really though, these guys should be treated and paid better.

    • @billwesley2213
      @billwesley2213 4 місяці тому +1

      And ESPECIALLY the one’s who unbox those returned novelties……. Used….. hazmat team!

  • @robbertbottom
    @robbertbottom 4 місяці тому +8

    nice one guys funny as always you should do a tv show like south park you will make a killing

  • @grahamyodude
    @grahamyodude 4 місяці тому +14

    I set a national record within my first two weeks at an Amazon Warehouse pulling 10 hour shifts. Numerous times I would choose to not eat all day just because. The majority of the workers really do just slack off and then complain about not getting enough break time. People are so soft and lazy nowadays.

    • @chriswoodard8497
      @chriswoodard8497 4 місяці тому +4

      Foodservice manager here, 14+ hr shifts are my norm.

    • @PhillipFelix-kw3zi
      @PhillipFelix-kw3zi 4 місяці тому +2

      I did those ten hour shifts loading pods, a middle aged women and myself were the fastest and I'm missing half an arm. People are shamelessly lazy.

    • @grahamyodude
      @grahamyodude 4 місяці тому +2

      @@PhillipFelix-kw3zi Those of us who know, know.

    • @EdA-hn3ht
      @EdA-hn3ht 3 місяці тому +1

      I did 12 your a joke

    • @petrmiros9908
      @petrmiros9908 2 місяці тому

      And how where you appreciated for your work? Did you get a nice certificate? :)

  • @milesmatheson1142
    @milesmatheson1142 2 місяці тому +4

    Actual (former) Amazon warehouse employee.
    Ask me anything.

  • @Bob-b7x6v
    @Bob-b7x6v 4 місяці тому +1

    Even updated auto plants with their minimalist-@55ed bathrooms are more fair than any Amazon warehouse when you've got express freight on deck...

  • @Devontae7894
    @Devontae7894 4 місяці тому +2

    I found this channel and have been addicted sense. This could be a show on adult swim

  • @PatrickC139
    @PatrickC139 4 місяці тому +3

    00:15 "im fast as Fck Boieeeeeeeee" 😂

  • @cillyprodd
    @cillyprodd 4 місяці тому +44

    Me at Amazon rn lol

    • @iskiiwizz536
      @iskiiwizz536 4 місяці тому +2

      what do you think of jeff bezos

    • @cillyprodd
      @cillyprodd 4 місяці тому +7

      @@iskiiwizz536I mean just like any other CEO of a billion dollar company idk him personally but

    • @iskiiwizz536
      @iskiiwizz536 4 місяці тому +1

      @@cillyprodd Do you met him when getting a job or no? like interview

    • @crazykev5
      @crazykev5 4 місяці тому

      Your dad is your boss?

    • @cillyprodd
      @cillyprodd 4 місяці тому

      @@iskiiwizz536 lol no

  • @JamaineLouw
    @JamaineLouw 4 місяці тому +4

    That was so good. Thank you.

  • @SanKumo-jh5ot
    @SanKumo-jh5ot 4 місяці тому +2

    i used to hate a warehouse job now i work 12 hours in the sun 12 hours in the night i wake up at 3am and start guarding cars at 6am to 6pm four days a week ,i only get 34 hours off i dont even know what ive got my self into,every shift make me burn out at the end of the month i get 400$ ,my life is miserable af

    • @renjiaow3742
      @renjiaow3742 2 місяці тому

      Find a new job asap my dude.

  • @johnmcnamara8741
    @johnmcnamara8741 2 місяці тому +2

    My entire orientation class- we all talked about how we needed new jobs. This was during orientation ffs

  • @itslildes
    @itslildes 4 місяці тому +4

    I guess that means Kuma put laxatives
    in his food

  • @jasonrob1900
    @jasonrob1900 4 місяці тому +3

    🖕 that’s what I tell the new supervisor with that attitude.

  • @RellySmoove
    @RellySmoove 4 місяці тому +4

    Bro how fast he was going on the forklift is so crazily relatable and hilarious 😂 💀 yikes.

  • @DJ239
    @DJ239 4 місяці тому +7

    oh no boomers dad!? He should be like 100 in a wheelchair though 🤣Old people just can't stop working.

    • @User8677-g
      @User8677-g 2 місяці тому

      Boomer is so short and funny 🤣

  • @DT-wp4hk
    @DT-wp4hk 4 місяці тому +3

    More big companies act like this.

  • @azimuthclark462
    @azimuthclark462 3 місяці тому +1

    Those Amazon quatas are so the few actual employees can get a bonus. Since 90% of people are temps, everyone work hard for that bonus. Let's go team.

  • @Vendetta_Armada80
    @Vendetta_Armada80 4 місяці тому +10

    Boss sliding in poop 😂😂😂

  • @MisterH1992
    @MisterH1992 4 місяці тому

    The sortation I was at wasn't too bad. Management on outbound did get on my case a lot on anytime we slow down. I usually ignored them. They never did anything and I didn't care.
    The fulfillment center I transferred at is more lenient. It's AMXL. Rates are more realistic. A lot of us can slack for a bit and still get the job done. Place is smaller so it's easier to get around and use the restroom fast enough. I believe it takes longer for tot to add up. I rarely had managers get on my case about that.
    Most people like where I am at better than the ones they transferred from. It all comes down to how management is.

  • @MrJimaz
    @MrJimaz 2 місяці тому +1

    I will never work for Amazon again. It was 2 years of hell.

  • @priyank6175
    @priyank6175 4 місяці тому +10

    Watching this while ordering from Amazon from a another phone 💀

  • @alphawerewolf263
    @alphawerewolf263 Місяць тому +2

    When you realize bro has worked all these Jobs

  • @peanbean1973
    @peanbean1973 3 місяці тому +1

    I worked there for a week and it was ok ish. Better than fast food. But being a pizza delivery driver is way easier and pays way more.

  • @marcosaparicio4863
    @marcosaparicio4863 4 місяці тому +3

  • @JacobBenoit-y1l
    @JacobBenoit-y1l 4 місяці тому +2

    Talk about having a "Crappy" day💀

  • @BobB-pn2ip
    @BobB-pn2ip Місяць тому

    I worked at Amazon for 3 1/2 years. I would have to load the truck with broken conveyer belts, scanners that didn't even work, careless supervisors, no job security, it would take 10 minutes to get to the break room and 5-10 minutes waiting on line just to use the microwaves (which most times didn't even work well) and 10 minutes to get back to the work station. As soon as you get back to the work station, the supervisor is there complaining about you coming back late from your lunch break. Amcare is a joke. I would have to work in a 400-450 degree trailer. People have passed out working in those hot trailers. If you get sick, you better have enough upt to cover your sick time off or you get terminated for having negative upt. They would have me work with psychopaths.

  • @xxi9350
    @xxi9350 3 місяці тому +3

    Bro I ain’t complaining believe what you want but you could tell Amazon takes care of their employees, today is prime day DSR2 gave out subway and jumba juice 4 free

    • @damienmcdonald7610
      @damienmcdonald7610 2 місяці тому

      Lmao smoke and mirrors. Nah I have heard they're better than they were 6 years ago when I worked from them but honestly they were worse than this video. Luckily my job as an engineer is great, pays triple time and they have bonuses like £500 and free food if you work and extra 10 hours overtime when they need or for working a shutdown week.

    • @orderofmagnitude-TPATP
      @orderofmagnitude-TPATP 2 місяці тому

      To quote bezos (or paraphrase more like)
      He believes workers should PAY HIM to work.
      That's how little they respect employees

  • @spartarecon2157
    @spartarecon2157 4 місяці тому +4

    “That beautiful smell” 😭

  • @reesee175
    @reesee175 4 місяці тому +1

    Wojack's on the toliet:
    HAWK TAUH!

  • @LCculater
    @LCculater 4 місяці тому +6

    Just shit your pants 😂😂😂

  • @shannonclarke3691
    @shannonclarke3691 2 місяці тому

    Respect goes both ways, and I've yet to meet a manager that's comfortable sitting next to me after they decide to be rude and disrespectful. Idk how but i can make an entire room of military members uneasy just by sitting on the edge of my rage.

  • @philosophicalgamer2564
    @philosophicalgamer2564 4 місяці тому +3

    Damn I would love to see this in Adult Swim

  • @anokata-kd8oc
    @anokata-kd8oc 4 місяці тому +3

    15:00 "Oh yeah, Mr. Boomer's Dad. Thankfully I was recording this conversation and me while doing the task and will now sue the shit out of the company. I guess you're fired now. Have fun with the upload spreading all over the internet and the news stations I sent it to. Hihi."

  • @brckh
    @brckh 3 місяці тому +1

    You could go more than 5 seconds without using a sound byte noise, this makes loonie tunes look like a drama

  • @AtticusExodus
    @AtticusExodus 4 місяці тому +6

    That thumbnail though😂

  • @Harris3Dprints-b4x
    @Harris3Dprints-b4x 2 місяці тому

    Only thing is missing is the safety team that comes around coach u for unsafe habits

  • @LordBaileyDev
    @LordBaileyDev 2 місяці тому

    I am a trucker, your job is not meaningless.
    You just don't see the effects of your job but I do and trust that real problems are getting solved. "We needed them lawn mowers" or "We needed that toilet paper" or "Thank God! Now we can wash our clothes!" It's real impact!
    I just ask that you knock on my door or use that green button so I'm not wasting my time.

  • @vihtahousu_404
    @vihtahousu_404 4 місяці тому

    7:35 this has literally happened to me three times while working in a warehouse. There was no other option but to bring your own lunch. Even if I went to eat earlier, the food could still run out. Absolutely ridiculous. And this happened in Europe, Not America. America's problems also reflect in Europe. You would think that Europe would learn from America's problems, but no (sorry, America).

  • @thiagoproenca5213
    @thiagoproenca5213 4 місяці тому +2

    Boomer as a supervisor in my job my day would be very funny😂

  • @catlady8324
    @catlady8324 27 днів тому +1

    Where’s the girl with her tongue sticking out and the blue shirt? 👕

  • @tazman98ify
    @tazman98ify 2 місяці тому

    Logistics work is SEVERELY UNDERRATED! Sadly the economy ate alot of wages there.

  • @ghjghghjgjhghgk
    @ghjghghjgjhghgk 3 місяці тому +1

    At 0:18 Wojak has commited a extremely dangerous thing and deserve to be fired immediately
    He drove on the "GREEN MILE"
    the Green Mile Is a pedestrian walking lane and you should never drive on the green mile.

  • @doedoewski1939
    @doedoewski1939 3 місяці тому +2

    Did a 3 month stint at amazon and yes plenty of easy going girls lol. Some married.

  • @kanteristu
    @kanteristu 4 місяці тому +3

    9:52 I can't 🤣🤣

  • @Zen_walker
    @Zen_walker 3 місяці тому

    When Wojack smiles it makes me happy too 😊

    • @Wojakonduty
      @Wojakonduty 3 місяці тому

      You should check some of my animations then hahaha

  • @alexcerny5881
    @alexcerny5881 4 місяці тому +2

    LOL Tom’s screams

  • @ejjohn2388
    @ejjohn2388 4 місяці тому +7

    Boomer,zoomer and now coomer 😂

  • @codyhitchcock2012
    @codyhitchcock2012 4 місяці тому +2

    Very similar to a day at Tesla :)

  • @slorgdulschmodus
    @slorgdulschmodus 4 місяці тому

    Lord Wojak is at the bottom of my low budget pile but I'm not complaining

  • @TammyDenseDdank5658
    @TammyDenseDdank5658 2 місяці тому

    Hahaha, when you have to take an emergency dump but still have to do that 15 min job, now that is dedication.