Trying my best to reach my optimum speed. Not too many jam-ups this time. I don't do this too often, it is not that healthy for the machines, but I wanted to show it anyways.
Funny, that's how I learned to type in 7th grade, my school offered a typing course and we were all in this room full of noisy type writers. I don't know how the teacher could stand it all day? The ironic thing is, the teacher had the most softest voice, like a little baby voice, I had to sit up front just to hear her. She would call out random letters and sentences and we would have to type it as she was saying it. Out of everything I ever learned in school, probably the most useful class I ever took.
As a Typewriter mechanic , five year apprenticeship, I was always impressed with the old Underwood, Good design, good material easy to service , it's a pity Underwood fell into Olivetti's hands
@@felipeaugusto5592 there not as good and the original Underwood’s, and they harder to work on when getting them fixed. They also aren’t as high quality and Underwood’s
Did you also repair Underwood's electric shavers when they got into the shaving business? I have one of their electric shavers, it shaves well, but it's damn loud!
I have a Remington Quiet Riter, I wish I had an Underwood from the 1910-30s though. That is mya favourite era for typewriters. I love the old mechanics and I'd love to learn to service them.
I remember when I was kid I was so fascinated with this stuff. I used to mess around with my mom's typewriter by putting my tiny finger on the paper and let the key hit myself.
@this is a really long yet creative name do u agree youvare more likely to break the machine by doing this rather than hurt yourself,the keys don't hit very hard.
That was a very rugged machine. They were built to withstand a rapid typist. It was quite common for a good typist to reach the speed at which you were typing at. Take care of it. It is probably worth money to a collector.
My 1924 UNDERWOOD No. 5 has a 3-inch diameter carriage bell mounted on the outside of the typewriter itself. I have been told that it may have been built that way specifically for Typing Speed Competitions.
@@berniepokorski6608 I just watched a video where a kid had one with a bell on the outside... Cool to know! I'm looking to buy one to write books with. I love the sound and vintage feel, plus I'd like an offline alternative to computer typing.
Bruuuuh , fuck pen and ink , I used that stuff for writing my diary for about a year or so and even though I was writing amazing with it , it looked brilliant , that ink gets EVERYWHERE. No matter how hard I tried that ink got everywhere. And also since good quality ink isn't sold where I live the colours always looked odd on rough paper for some reason.
This is awesome. I recently bought an electric one, I never have used a typewriter. But i think this is better than writing on computer. Because you can concentrate on what you are doing, and it prints in the same time what you are doing. Now I regret of my electric version, after hearing this.
Nah man, don’t regret the purchase of your electric typewriter, just think of it as the natural extension of the familial lineage of this type of machine. If you are in to collecting them, your need to have all ages of typewriters, from young to old. That is the only way to have a complete history.
He mostly uses middle and ring fingers and to be a good typewriter you had to use the five fingers. Thumbs were used for space between words (I´m old enough to say it). I have typed a lot in my life and with computers now people ask me where did I learned. In my youth I even entered competitions, won second place.😊
I just purchased (it isn’t here yet) a typewriter from underwood, I am now excited to keep my family awake for days on end as I fool around on a typewriter
And this was WAY before computers and digital stuff. My grandmother once used these things before she sadly passed. This person sure know how to type quickly.
Wow!! I learned to touch type as a girl on a manual. Those keys were hard to press but I’ve never forgotten and from BlackBerrys through to glass I remember the QWERTY rhythm.
Great to watch such an elderly typewriter doing what it was designed to do! It would have been nice to see the end result to see how many typographical errors you had made, (if any).
I have one from 1912. The ribbon lifter doesn't go up straight though, causing red text to not be red - probably the result of a loose part that I can't access without a lot of technical knowledge, and the carriage occasionally tips back and seizes when shifting. But besides that it works great and the keys look beautiful.
Sounds like the carriage is off the middle track--the small inner-track in the middle of the machine. It may be either that the hook underneath is resting on top of it, or it jumps on and off of it. Check to see if the roller is resting on top of this middle rail. This rail shifts the carriage upward for capitals.
One of the most fun machines I've used! I really like the typing sound of it as the frame is very sturdy and doesn't rattle and it's very reliable once restored, AND it's very good for a fast and rough typist like myself. The only sound you get is the smacking of the slugs against the paper.
You can barely see what you are typing. So it's all about memory. I am good at that because I type this comment without looking at my keyboard or my screen.
I've watched this video before so I've realised it , I've seen this exact video as background in the Turkish online education system EBA during a ninth grade literature class about diaries. When I saw it I was like "...That seems oddly familiar."
Do you want to tell me that Typing on a Typewriter is "unhealthy" for the machine? Do you think the secretaries back then typed any slower? These are office machines, and this particular one is very solid and well made, they are made to resist these claims, and they did up to today.
Olumin Absolutely not, Olumin. These are very well made machines, and they are incredibly robust. But I take into consideration that these machines are over a 100 years old. And it doesn't hurt to take a little caution, would it? I still type a lot on it though, not with that speed though.
I guess there are two sides for everything. On one hand, this is this man's typewriter--and he should be able to treat it with the care he wishes to treat it with. As a longtime collector of old typewriters myself, I exercise due caution with them as well. However, I don't believe it unhealthy to type fast on a machine that is 100 years old or better. I've got a 1913 L. C. Smith that is still steady as a rock @ 85 wpm (my max right now). I look inside the machine and I see no evidence of metal fatigue anywhere. The mechanism in a typewriter is not like the mechanism in a car--the spring tensions are much lower and gravity doesn't influence its performance as much. So if you have an old typewriter, don't be afraid to use it--type away!! But remember it's your typewriter, and you have the right to do with it what you wish. I wish to enjoy mine by writing letters to my girlfriend.
@@johntapp3311 you would not normally 'see' metal fatigue. It is visible through the use special x-ray equipment. Commercial airplanes are examined regularly for metal fatigue using sophisticated instruments. They don't just look at a 25 year old jet liner with their naked eyes and says "I don't see any sign of metal fatigue so she is good to fly".
We have type-o's now and they're easy to fix depending if yoi submitted it, and where you submit yout final draft. Here you either had to be 100% or start over. (White Powder Delete button not always included)
I’m almost positive that my tournament edition Razer Black Widow was damn near this loud when writing operations procedures for an entire process facility on a granite desktop. 🤣🤣🤣
They ding near the end of the line to let you know you are almost at the right margin. I had one of these machines and they have a bell (probably 99.9% of all manual typewriters do)
That is fast and looks as though you could also be writing a book :-). You have a unique way of typing by equally using the index finger and thumb on the space bar. I saw an old 1930's advertisement of the fastest typing record being about 137 words per minute for one continuous hour on an Underwood. Presumably, the typewriter had a floating shift to allow that much speed. I have never typed more than 60 words per minute at my peak!
I type 90 WPM on a good day. The fastest I've seen on a manual was done by Ron Mingo. He typed 160 WPM on a manual and 180 WPM on a electric. There is a video of him typing in 1980 on "Real People" on youtube. Oh, and you can see that this machine has Carriage Shift!
I bet people back in the day would wish for silent typewriters to exist. I wonder what that people would think if they saw how loud mechanical keyboards are more popular nowadays than silent ones, hahaha.
I have a 1940 Underwood "Master", which is based on the No. 5 chassis, and I can't type that fast on it. I'll just pile on the letters. So, to get the fastest typing out of my Master I have to use the "rhythm" method, with a regular cadence. It sounds pretty neat when I get going because it sounds like a teletype machine, but it is not as fast as what you demonstrated.
The carriage on an Underwood Master is a little bit heavier than the carriage on an Underwood Model 5, even though there are four rollers on the rear rail on it, whereas there are none on the Model 5. It would travel slower because of the motions required to propel something a bit weightier. Typing on an Underwood Master would be smoother by far, but the Underwood Model 5, being smaller and lighter-weight, would go faster. Kind of like comparing a dune buggy with a limousine.
Weird to think people were still using these in offices in the 1980's. They had used antique 1970's typewriters at my college for beginner typing lessons because you couldn't cheat and hide your mistakes with those.
Good for English language. There are only 26 letters. My language has 44 consonant letters, 15 vowel symbols that combine into at least 28 vowel forms, and 4 tonatic symbols. But we use space only in between sentences, not every single word.
Jesus when I was young we used these...electric of course but I've seen plenty of these. ANY mistake and you had to use White Out to fix it. They were more proficient typists back then to avoid that laborious pause.
-Your MacBook's Butterfly Keyboard dying after a week of usage.
-1911 Underwood Typewriter still working perfectly after 110 years
personally i haven't had any issues with the butterfly keyboard but i have heard that it was horrible for typing.
Theres an old typewriter
Would you save your progress?
>yes no
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I see RE reference huh?
Yes
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Imagine if you will, being in a silent classroom and you’re working on a hard test and your teacher starts writing a letter., with this.
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@@akayysworld just came from that video lol
@Ahooda lmao I just came from that video😂😂
At that time people always cloud use the laptop of their time: paper and pen-cil 👻
Students in 1911 dealt with this
ENEMY FIRE GET DOWN
We LOST ALPHA!!
Bravo contested
TANGO DOWN!
MOVE MOVE MOVE!
Pubg😂
Most satisfying sound
Correct kaneki
Cherry MX Brown
@@alittlebyte least satisfying sound.
@@alittlebyte browns sound like mush
Imagine this but with 20 others in one room typing xD holy shit i would go crazy
Pardon. What did you say? You need to speak up. I worked in a room with 20 of these and I have gone slightly deaf.
id get scared thinking its a gun
Funny, that's how I learned to type in 7th grade, my school offered a typing course and we were all in this room full of noisy type writers. I don't know how the teacher could stand it all day? The ironic thing is, the teacher had the most softest voice, like a little baby voice, I had to sit up front just to hear her. She would call out random letters and sentences and we would have to type it as she was saying it. Out of everything I ever learned in school, probably the most useful class I ever took.
@@pinkomega4145 agreed
Then don't imagine
As a Typewriter mechanic , five year apprenticeship, I was always impressed with the old Underwood, Good design, good material easy to service , it's a pity Underwood fell into Olivetti's hands
What's the matter with the Olivetti ones?
@@felipeaugusto5592 there not as good and the original Underwood’s, and they harder to work on when getting them fixed. They also aren’t as high quality and Underwood’s
Did you also repair Underwood's electric shavers when they got into the shaving business? I have one of their electric shavers, it shaves well, but it's damn loud!
Nothing beats an old Remington, every Remington I’ve ever seen is beat to crap, but still types like it wants to live another 100 years of use lol.
I have a Remington Quiet Riter, I wish I had an Underwood from the 1910-30s though. That is mya favourite era for typewriters. I love the old mechanics and I'd love to learn to service them.
1:10 damn didn’t even hesitate :0
I remember when I was kid I was so fascinated with this stuff. I used to mess around with my mom's typewriter by putting my tiny finger on the paper and let the key hit myself.
@this is a really long yet creative name do u agree youvare more likely to break the machine by doing this rather than hurt yourself,the keys don't hit very hard.
ha ha I did the same thing. If it hit your finger nail it kind of stung.
That was a very rugged machine. They were built to withstand a rapid typist. It was quite common for a good typist to reach the speed at which you were typing at. Take care of it. It is probably worth money to a collector.
alterman156 Fuck collectors. Objects like this are meant to be used.
@@AlasdairGR so that they can decay and break?
@@beetlejuiceisreal238 Yes
@@victorkowalski9737 lmaoo
WolfsbaneFilms I collect them and use them in my schooling!
British journalist operating a news teleprinter (1934, colorized)
"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy"
The shining was an epic movie.
boomers: can't figure out how to ctrl-click something
also boomers:
I would say Silent generation or baby boomers.
Never underestimate boomers
@@derkommissar4986 OK....
boomers are in like the 50s and 60s lmao
Between the turn of the century and the 1930's, all of the World Champion typists set their records on Underwriter typewriters.
My 1924 UNDERWOOD No. 5 has a 3-inch diameter carriage bell mounted on the outside of the typewriter itself. I have been told that it may have been built that way specifically for Typing Speed Competitions.
@@berniepokorski6608 I just watched a video where a kid had one with a bell on the outside... Cool to know! I'm looking to buy one to write books with. I love the sound and vintage feel, plus I'd like an offline alternative to computer typing.
I had no idea these older machines were that fast! I'm amazed, thanks for the video!
Pretty sure that's the dude.
@@ryushogun9890 Yes, but he can only go as fast as the machine will allow. If the keys gum up even a little it'll slow you down immensely.
Some machines have heavy levers, with long travel on the keys.
Typewriters were the ones fast enough to make them work at that speed. A good typewriter used to type 80 to 120 words per minute.
@@genera1013the weight of the keys affect too
It sounds like it is at its best condition. Very well oiled, fast and crispy sound! Miss the good okd days.
Typewriters don't need oil, because oil attracts dust dirt and grime
pffft 1911 Typerwriter......
Hold my feather pen and ink!
Bruuuuh , fuck pen and ink , I used that stuff for writing my diary for about a year or so and even though I was writing amazing with it , it looked brilliant , that ink gets EVERYWHERE. No matter how hard I tried that ink got everywhere.
And also since good quality ink isn't sold where I live the colours always looked odd on rough paper for some reason.
Feather and ink ? Pffffffff
Hold my chisel and hammer !
chisel and hammer? pfffffft
hold my scent glands!
@@ohhhboyyy7625 you guys have scent glands ?
@@ohhhboyyy7625 Scent glads? Pfffttt
Hold my urine markers!
This is awesome. I recently bought an electric one, I never have used a typewriter. But i think this is better than writing on computer. Because you can concentrate on what you are doing, and it prints in the same time what you are doing.
Now I regret of my electric version, after hearing this.
Nah man, don’t regret the purchase of your electric typewriter, just think of it as the natural extension of the familial lineage of this type of machine. If you are in to collecting them, your need to have all ages of typewriters, from young to old. That is the only way to have a complete history.
Electric typewriters are great! I love my Smith Corona, it sounds nice and has a little motor hum/clicking that I love. Enjoy it!
A friend of mine had a huge passion for typewriters
He mostly uses middle and ring fingers and to be a good typewriter you had to use the five fingers. Thumbs were used for space between words (I´m old enough to say it). I have typed a lot in my life and with computers now people ask me where did I learned. In my youth I even entered competitions, won second place.😊
Rifle sound! Amazing typing
@@ronaldmcpickle8880 im replying to it after 5. Get on my level
@LG 96 I’m replying after 6 long years. Get on my LevEL.
LG 96 Me too! Stay safe mate! 🙂
I wish I had a tyypewriter
@@gloriafletcher1024 Hopefully you have one by now....
I just purchased (it isn’t here yet) a typewriter from underwood, I am now excited to keep my family awake for days on end as I fool around on a typewriter
That's incredible! You type so good with that. Bravo, sir! Bravo!
And this was WAY before computers and digital stuff. My grandmother once used these things before she sadly passed.
This person sure know how to type quickly.
Imagine keeping the whole house up back then bc you’re typing like this to complete your essay last minute at like 1am.
Nothing against computers, but there's something charming about writing with an old antique typewriter.
Somehow i feel relaxed listening to all this typewritting sound.
When electric falls out you have no problem using a typewriter ;)
Wow!! I learned to touch type as a girl on a manual. Those keys were hard to press but I’ve never forgotten and from BlackBerrys through to glass I remember the QWERTY rhythm.
i listen to this everytime im trying to sleep in my bed. Awesome music and rythm
Great to watch such an elderly typewriter doing what it was designed to do! It would have been nice to see the end result to see how many typographical errors you had made, (if any).
Its interesting how interesting an obsolete technology can be. Anything mechanical is just so impressive.
I wonder what he is typing in there? A poem? A novel?
Writer: "It's not a lake...it's an ocean"
I just got a 1917 model 5, and I'm going to see just how fast I can make that thing travel.
I have one from 1912. The ribbon lifter doesn't go up straight though, causing red text to not be red - probably the result of a loose part that I can't access without a lot of technical knowledge, and the carriage occasionally tips back and seizes when shifting. But besides that it works great and the keys look beautiful.
Sounds like the carriage is off the middle track--the small inner-track in the middle of the machine. It may be either that the hook underneath is resting on top of it, or it jumps on and off of it. Check to see if the roller is resting on top of this middle rail. This rail shifts the carriage upward for capitals.
@@johntapp3311 Lol, youtube comments are amazing sometimes.
I have the same underwood typewriter that I bought it from phoenix typewriter and it cost me about $20. So I cleaned it and repair it and it works.
One of the most fun machines I've used! I really like the typing sound of it as the frame is very sturdy and doesn't rattle and it's very reliable once restored, AND it's very good for a fast and rough typist like myself. The only sound you get is the smacking of the slugs against the paper.
This is like porn for me. Haha.
Same
Yeah
Oh no step-typewriter
Bruh
Kalomoises
What are you doing step-typewriter?!
Brilliant video!
The print produced by this typewriter is extremely good, if it wasn't the deafening sound it makes I would buy this typewriter.
I sure wish that these older machines could talk and tell us of their past experiences....
Typewriter: Benjamin Franklin wrote notes to his mistresses on me! Do i have stories for you!
@@nickaddison385 That's a good one! LOL!
when somebody forgets to mute and starts typing in online class:
You can barely see what you are typing.
So it's all about memory.
I am good at that because I type this comment without looking at my keyboard or my screen.
beh im ryping on my phone with my eyes closed
eargasm
0:29 Vietnam war vets be like
And everytime you get to the edge of the paper there's a tiny m1 garand ping to trigger those who've fought in ww2
1:10
印字する音が、場所により少しずつ変わっていくのとてもいい。
This is less of a demonstration of the machine than it is of your incredible typing prowess.
They could be typing anything. I would have liked to see the final document.
I've watched this video before so I've realised it , I've seen this exact video as background in the Turkish online education system EBA during a ninth grade literature class about diaries. When I saw it I was like "...That seems oddly familiar."
Such a beautiful machine 😍
Do you want to tell me that Typing on a Typewriter is "unhealthy" for the machine? Do you think the secretaries back then typed any slower? These are office machines, and this particular one is very solid and well made, they are made to resist these claims, and they did up to today.
Olumin Absolutely not, Olumin. These are very well made machines, and they are incredibly robust. But I take into consideration that these machines are over a 100 years old. And it doesn't hurt to take a little caution, would it? I still type a lot on it though, not with that speed though.
I guess there are two sides for everything. On one hand, this is this man's typewriter--and he should be able to treat it with the care he wishes to treat it with. As a longtime collector of old typewriters myself, I exercise due caution with them as well. However, I don't believe it unhealthy to type fast on a machine that is 100 years old or better. I've got a 1913 L. C. Smith that is still steady as a rock @ 85 wpm (my max right now). I look inside the machine and I see no evidence of metal fatigue anywhere. The mechanism in a typewriter is not like the mechanism in a car--the spring tensions are much lower and gravity doesn't influence its performance as much. So if you have an old typewriter, don't be afraid to use it--type away!! But remember it's your typewriter, and you have the right to do with it what you wish. I wish to enjoy mine by writing letters to my girlfriend.
@@johntapp3311 you would not normally 'see' metal fatigue. It is visible through the use special x-ray equipment. Commercial airplanes are examined regularly for metal fatigue using sophisticated instruments. They don't just look at a 25 year old jet liner with their naked eyes and says "I don't see any sign of metal fatigue so she is good to fly".
its nessessary to type fast?
@@DrTypewriter My UNDERWOOD No. 5 will be 10 years old in 2025.
Why I like type writing more than computer?
try mechanical keyboard, black switches if you are used to typewriter
@@rachmatzulfiqar Nah, if he's used to heft of an analog typewriter, he should use a switch that has a heavier actuation force.
There is a typewriter conversion kit.
Because you can't admit you're spoiled with modern, even generally low grade tech. Get over it, poser.
Derek McAdam no stupid auto correct to fuck with your writing that’s why
I love this sound. Congratulations on the video.
Wow I had no clue you could type that fast on a typewriter! Very cool
RE2 Remake
Saving Game Please do not turn off your Console....
We have type-o's now and they're easy to fix depending if yoi submitted it, and where you submit yout final draft. Here you either had to be 100% or start over. (White Powder Delete button not always included)
I’m almost positive that my tournament edition Razer Black Widow was damn near this loud when writing operations procedures for an entire process facility on a granite desktop. 🤣🤣🤣
1:21 My God that mechanical sound 🤤
...more inspiration to fix up my No. 5! Great video!
I thought these would make a "Ding!" sound when you push em back like in the cartoons.
I think that's only for electric typewriters
It does, it’s just quiet compared to the typing noise.
They ding near the end of the line to let you know you are almost at the right margin. I had one of these machines and they have a bell (probably 99.9% of all manual typewriters do)
Someone dropping marbles?
boomer keewatin marble sound effect
Mechanical Keyboard Of The Future
What the Among Us ejected message typing sound would sound like in the 20th century:
😐
You're not just generating writing with a Typewriter you're also generating pure saratonin with that
Can it run minecraft?
Can It run DOOM ?
It can.It types "Minecraft"
harampug yes
No. Skyrim.
Can it out pizza the hut?
Plot twist: he’s making a really strong password.
That is fast and looks as though you could also be writing a book :-). You have a unique way of typing by equally using the index finger and thumb on the space bar. I saw an old 1930's advertisement of the fastest typing record being about 137 words per minute for one continuous hour on an Underwood. Presumably, the typewriter had a floating shift to allow that much speed. I have never typed more than 60 words per minute at my peak!
I type 90 WPM on a good day. The fastest I've seen on a manual was done by Ron Mingo. He typed 160 WPM on a manual and 180 WPM on a electric. There is a video of him typing in 1980 on "Real People" on youtube. Oh, and you can see that this machine has Carriage Shift!
I bet people back in the day would wish for silent typewriters to exist. I wonder what that people would think if they saw how loud mechanical keyboards are more popular nowadays than silent ones, hahaha.
He really showed me some real speed
I didn't know it's bad to type at a high speed on typewriters. I've been trying to learn more about this things. They've always seemed awesome to me.
Daaaang this guy is a speed demon on that thing 😂
I have a 1940 Underwood "Master", which is based on the No. 5 chassis, and I can't type that fast on it. I'll just pile on the letters. So, to get the fastest typing out of my Master I have to use the "rhythm" method, with a regular cadence. It sounds pretty neat when I get going because it sounds like a teletype machine, but it is not as fast as what you demonstrated.
The carriage on an Underwood Master is a little bit heavier than the carriage on an Underwood Model 5, even though there are four rollers on the rear rail on it, whereas there are none on the Model 5. It would travel slower because of the motions required to propel something a bit weightier. Typing on an Underwood Master would be smoother by far, but the Underwood Model 5, being smaller and lighter-weight, would go faster. Kind of like comparing a dune buggy with a limousine.
thank you strange man
i needed this noise
NO FULL AUTO IN THE BUILDING,
THAT'S NOT FULL AUTO??
DAYUM BRO OKAY!!
you could take this to school and get arrested by the officers for making them think there was a school shooting going on
Weird to think people were still using these in offices in the 1980's. They had used antique 1970's typewriters at my college for beginner typing lessons because you couldn't cheat and hide your mistakes with those.
Hello, I have some marvelous news that will put a smile on your face!
You know somebody somewhere used that typewriter to speculate on the likelihood of President Taft getting re-elected in 1912.
World most satisfying keyboard
Ufff! Typewriter?? Hold my orange rock I used to paint in caves
My English is bad.So I will speak Chinese.
18世纪，19世纪到20世纪上半叶，是机械的时代，这个时代虽然不如现在方便，但就充满了机械的美感，机械的质感。是传统与现代的过渡，是古典与现代的结合。
我很喜欢这些东西。
That one tryhard in class
And office ppl complain about mechanical keyboards....
Im bringing this to work to show hem that mech keyboards are not to loud
Absolutely beautiful
I love this sound
Typing a WWII document 101
Typing like a fucking boss! Thats one sexy machine.
Good for English language. There are only 26 letters. My language has 44 consonant letters, 15 vowel symbols that combine into at least 28 vowel forms, and 4 tonatic symbols. But we use space only in between sentences, not every single word.
goldenfarm torh what language?
Thai
What a lovely sound
A 4 min video gave me a headache. Imagine this but like 30 in a room,all typing like crazy ! Ppl were madlads back then
*This is how I will write my book!*
this is asmr at another level
Way to go dude. LOL 😆
Who else came here just to listen to the sounds ? 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
I love this sound😍😍😍
I find this very relaxing
Jesus when I was young we used these...electric of course but I've seen plenty of these.
ANY mistake and you had to use White Out to fix it. They were more proficient typists back then to avoid that laborious pause.
Thats a very nice typewriter
Good speed and rhythm.
Office before 1990s be like: *macineguns*
I showed this to my grandfather Who was a soldier and he started screaming
Man that was satisfying!