Pretty accurate depiction of how well these games would be received if you pull them out during a party. Only difference is your friends probably would not smash them instantly. 😂
@@andros1486 if nothing else, this video is evidence that "let's see how long we can tolerate each of these store-bought drinking games before we smash them" is a viable drinking game 😂
He drank some really strong Baijiu in one episode which I'd argue tastes way worse than 95% ethanol but anything more than a few shots of rubbing alcohol is likely to be lethal as it turns into acetone in the body. You'd get seriously drunk before you died tho so there is that which I think might draw max in.
@@fingmoron hellll nah strong baiju ain't nothing like 95 percent ethanol i remember the first time i drank like 85% ethanol that was made for drinking and i chugged that shit thinking it was just vodka because it was in an absolut vodka bottle puked my guts out and throat was burning
How is max so good at keeping alcohol down😂. Chad always throws up, I would throw up, nearly anyone would throw up. But max is just a god amongst alcoholics.
Idk about Max but if I manage to keep it down in the moment I know I’m throwing up the next day lol. Maybe he’s just dying off camera and we never see it
He's the only one having fun with this kind of videos, that's for sure, they're not that funny and Max and Chad are obviously forcing themselves through that
Dude I wholeheartedly agree- Max, Chad & the Teams’ chemistry is not only perfect- it is bundled by editing that isn’t just “great,” it’s quite literally fucking top tier.
I love how they’re saying shit like, “Darci this game sucks get us a new one”, “this game sucks why’d you get this” when the video is about shitty Amazon drinking games lmao
I stopped drinking after losing the love of my life due to being a drunk so I’m living vicariously through random people on the internet. Thank you guys.
I had to explain to my parents how I am amused by a big dude doing puke noises for 3 seconds in an intro, while the video kept playing and my parents got even more confused as it went by, and all of that absolutely sent me flying
Title: "Maxmoefoe's Big Nut Hideout" INT. MAXMOEFOE'S BASEMENT - NIGHT Maxmoefoe, looking anxious, rushes down into his dimly lit basement. He clutches a large, comically oversized peanut in his hands - the "Big Nut." He's convinced that something or someone is after it. MAXMOEFOE (whispering to himself) They're after the Big Nut! I can't let them take it! Maxmoefoe frantically looks around for a hiding spot. He spots an old cardboard box in the corner and dives behind it, clutching the Big Nut to his chest. SFX: Footsteps approaching. Maxmoefoe peeks out from behind the box and sees a shadowy figure approaching. MAXMOEFOE (hushed) I've got to stay hidden. No one can know the secret of the Big Nut. The shadowy figure moves closer to Maxmoefoe's hiding spot, and Maxmoefoe holds his breath, clutching the Big Nut even tighter. SFX: Muffled voices, the shadowy figure passes by without noticing Maxmoefoe. MAXMOEFOE (relieved, whispering) That was close! Maxmoefoe carefully emerges from his hiding spot, still holding the Big Nut protectively. He looks around the basement, making sure it's safe. MAXMOEFOE (grinning) You're safe for now, my precious Big Nut. No one can take you away from me. Maxmoefoe continues to guard the Big Nut, ready to face any more challenges that may come his way. FADE OUT.
DRINK SOME MF GROG 👉 grog.shop
14:45 tell Max to visit a doctor or else
i killed a child yesterday
i can't, i don't live in Australia
I pooped times 2
no
Max: Plastered but keeping his alcohol down. Chad: Vomiting but mostly fine.
Puked the alcohol back out. More room to drink baby!!
@@carsonaswell2809we call that the reset button
The duality of man
And since chads a big bloke too it wouldn't be affecting him as much as max, it truly shows how much of a juggernaut max is
two sides of the alcoholic coin
Max and Chad need to rent a rage room and just smash shit for a half an hour
I thought that was the format of this show 😂
@@harrymanback3475exactly
Don’t they already do that here
It's just the cake trilogy
Funny comment dude. Hey is this thumbnail clickbait
It's hard to explain to normal people why I enjoy seeing two Australian lads getting drunk and shouting dead memes make my day so much better.
@@forx28 H
And thats number 5 on the list of things to explain to normal people amirite AMIRITE?!
cuz its funny
Just tell them to watch the channel
@@mindofericer Number 7 mate
I love when they destroy things immediately and don’t even bother trying them
Hee hee funny item smash 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Pretty accurate depiction of how well these games would be received if you pull them out during a party. Only difference is your friends probably would not smash them instantly. 😂
@@andros1486 if nothing else, this video is evidence that "let's see how long we can tolerate each of these store-bought drinking games before we smash them" is a viable drinking game 😂
Hey is this clickbait
Very goodjeef
Max is quite literally the juggernaut. He'd probably drink rubbing alcohol if he could
He already can
I genuinely think he can. Even if he pukes it back up, it'd just leak out like a Roman water fountain, all graceful and smooth.
He drank some really strong Baijiu in one episode which I'd argue tastes way worse than 95% ethanol but anything more than a few shots of rubbing alcohol is likely to be lethal as it turns into acetone in the body. You'd get seriously drunk before you died tho so there is that which I think might draw max in.
the chuggernaut
@@fingmoron hellll nah strong baiju ain't nothing like 95 percent ethanol i remember the first time i drank like 85% ethanol that was made for drinking and i chugged that shit thinking it was just vodka because it was in an absolut vodka bottle puked my guts out and throat was burning
i love that every episode goes that they try not to drink much, but by the end chad's just trying to drink as much as he can.
Max is actually incredibly good at beer pong all memes aside
yeah its always bullshit when they do pong games because max wins everytime, I dont think he has lost once against chad in this channels history
Drunk as well
he lost the connect 4 game and the rolling pong things though
Jeff?
@@GregoryHouseMD. who the hell is jeff?
How is max so good at keeping alcohol down😂. Chad always throws up, I would throw up, nearly anyone would throw up. But max is just a god amongst alcoholics.
Idk about Max but if I manage to keep it down in the moment I know I’m throwing up the next day lol. Maybe he’s just dying off camera and we never see it
Max became the liquor
it’s called not being gay
His stomach isn't weak, mans has literally eaten vomit. Alcohol is nothing lol
@@mango4981lol too true, I only throw up if I drink on adderal, but the next morning I throw up like it’s my full time job
i'll never get over how god tier the editing is on these vids.
fr tho its amazing
It’s like a treat
Honestly some of the best editing on the platform
Thanks to prezzo he used to do clint Steven's editing to
@@no-fd6mt This wasn't edited by Prezoh
this is the only channel i get an actual huge smile for whenever i see they uploaded, yall are killing it every video is great.
I really like this show. It's got a character in it. He's an egg, he's got sunglasses on.
Little egg fella 😎🥚
Have you seen this little fella?
He's a little fella
Is Darcy just living his best life or what? Very wholesome.
hes been enslaved by establishment figures
Fr tho imagine having that job fun all the time.
@@bigboi7917 legit hey
@@bigboi7917Tbh it'd probably be hard work, they do a lot of planning, filming etc, fun at the time but behind the scenes would be a grind
He's the only one having fun with this kind of videos, that's for sure, they're not that funny and Max and Chad are obviously forcing themselves through that
Always a fun time when Max gets absolutely trashed
name 1 (one) episode where max doesn't get absolutely trashed
@@Relemsis i can name at least 3
My God the editing kills me everytime. The editor deserves some Grog
this channel is fucking perfect, no other channel can make me laugh so consistently! You guys are GOATS and your editors are geniuses...
Dude I wholeheartedly agree- Max, Chad & the Teams’ chemistry is not only perfect- it is bundled by editing that isn’t just “great,” it’s quite literally fucking top tier.
I love how they’re saying shit like, “Darci this game sucks get us a new one”, “this game sucks why’d you get this” when the video is about shitty Amazon drinking games lmao
That shot of max just giving up and dumps the bucket of balls on the cups to get one in and they all somehow missed the cups😂😂
He's just a little fella 0:14
I come for chad and max, and i stay for the incredible editing. top tier video editing boys!
10 seconds in and can already confirm this is gonna be a certified spoonkid classic
Spooner
noooo
Money
i had to scroll up to make sure i was still on cold ones , cause it was about to auto play a spoonkid video lol whats up spooners
spooner spotted
Max was filled with joyous whimsy this episode
I stopped drinking after losing the love of my life due to being a drunk so I’m living vicariously through random people on the internet. Thank you guys.
start drinking
You made the right choice. It's not easy to quit an addiction or a habit but it pays off.
@@Mexicandagger thats fucked
@@Mexicandagger you're right. What you got to lose now
Quitters never win definitely need to start drinking again
Max is an absolute animal when it comes to party games. Dude can just keep going 😂
The genuine reaction from chad when he won connect 4 was perfect
at this point chad has turned the coldones patreon into his onlyfans lol
Man, when does grog ship out to the bermuda triangle
Max shitting on the first one because it didnt work when he smashed it with a hammer is peak
cold ones has to have the best editing team on all of yt surprised mrbeast hasnt tried to snatch one of them
14:35 is the best cold ones cut ever
Editors went crazy on this one 😂 y'all get better every vid I swear
I’m a editor and feel worthless. He’s too good
This dude could literally make a f’b masterbaclass on comedic YT editing and. I pay big money dollar
no, they just zoom in on their shit beer drinks. this channel has gone downhill
The "why can chad read all of a sudden" KILLED ME alcohol is the solution 18:44
"Cha-Chad be, Chad be, Chad be, Chad be like" - Max Moefoe
I’m convinced Darcy gets an absolute kick out of Max and Chad getting blacked the hell out and doing stupid shit lmao
I was getting tired of rewatching the old videos thank you cold ones for giving us more unhinged alcoholic content
13:38 I have to know if that was soundboard or not, sounded just like the Joker.
these blokes are the kind of guys to hit a plastic toy with a full on hammer and when it breaks they say 'yeah nice design there'
11:08 "no" 😂😂😂😂
0:58 Chad eats that ball bearing with the same enthusiasm as a toddler
If this office caught fire you'd have more wildfires on your hands judging by the raw amounts of high proof alcohol they've got on standby
I was hoping to see a twister board make an appearance
Another drunken cold ones review
We finna make it to kidney failure with this one🗣🔥
15:31 banana edit made me legit lol
Every time i think they can't get any drunker they release a new video
I bet you they’re drinking water or iced tea and saying it’s liquor
You can't fake that kind of brain rot@@skitzmfff2351
The editing on the more recent videos has been insane - keep this shit up guys
10:18 - "Is this funny?" (Max is losing it next door lmao)
Also that SM64 Pause effect is genius lmao
Cold ones editor has leveled up
17:35 the aggressive throw at the Smirnoff bottle killed me for some reason
Max was filled with joyous whimsy this episode. Is Darcy just living his best life or what? Very wholesome..
BRO NEW IDEA : So what if they did like after set videos for when they get hammered and what happens after the episode they do. would be hella funny
11:21 “How to play: Position the *sot* glasses” lmao
These boys will use any excuse to drink. Keep em coming!
watching chad's mini beer pong thing fall apart immediately and then right after chad making a ball in his own cup is amazing
Once again I salute the editor for their excellent taste in music 🫡
The connect 4 shots looks like it was fun actually
Here is a drinking game for you, every time they take a shot, you do. Enjoy your night
I did not finish the video before making this comment, if you follow my game you will die or just have a very bad morning
Watching max and chad drunk really makes you feel like you're there. :D
"you dont want to be the touch guy" had me laughing already
9:06 elmo ass laugh
16:58 when he dumped the jar over the cups and still none went in😂😂😂
as depressing the military is, you guys know how to make me smile
Sorry you are having a rough time.. hope it gets better ❤
tried to join not too long ago but i told the truth on my application so i got declined 💀
My time in the military was the best time of my life
@@gayass6060 curious what you told the truth about -- if you don't mind me asking...
@@laphalène tried to off myself 2 years ago due to cliche relationship bullshit lmao
Max’s beer pong abilities never fail to surprise and delight me
ya'll are so fucking insane, i love it
Haven't been on the channel for half a year, so glad I've got new stuff to Binge
You're my favourite Australian cryptids
Hey man is this thumbnail clickbait?
1:10 got me fucked up lmfao!
It's not only them being totally unhinged, but the editing it's on spot 😂
The “I am a surgeon” had me WEAK
i love watching every episode of cold ones slowly descend into psychosis
Their alcohol tolerance is noticeably lower than a few years ago. They must be cutting back
the genuine shock of "why can chad read all of a sudden?" 😭
Mad respect for the Sonic Adventure 2 Knuckles level song.
19:33 ok but valid question. Dudes do be doing this.
2:40 Chad tried to kiss Max again :)
DYING at the phrase ‘is this funny’ btw unironically
I had to explain to my parents how I am amused by a big dude doing puke noises for 3 seconds in an intro, while the video kept playing and my parents got even more confused as it went by, and all of that absolutely sent me flying
When Max tipped the balls over the mini cups and still missed xD classic moment nice stuff guys! subscirbed
9:27 I AM A SURGEONN!!!
the special effects in cold ones videos lately are better than Marvel movies
i love max's new habit of smiling directly at the camera with eyes completely devoid of joy
Always a blast - hilarious chaos from best friends Cheers!!
God dam the editing on this channel is always top tier 😂
The Regular Show edit when he takes a shot is perfect.
When they said all the girls drink and then looked around. That had me livid!!😂😭
doplex has earned his spot as an editor, great skillz
I’m so excited for the Patreon cut of this episode. One of the funniest yet
These edits make these videos look like some LSD trip adult live show. I love it.
Do not ever stop, lads. May your liver live long and be a prosperous sponge.
Darcy looks here like Chris after he transitioned
"Flick It and Drink It "
Chad: "That's what your gf makes me do"
Fkin SAVAGE
Your editor/s does a wicked good job! 👍
17:51 max lmfaooo
Title: "Maxmoefoe's Big Nut Hideout"
INT. MAXMOEFOE'S BASEMENT - NIGHT
Maxmoefoe, looking anxious, rushes down into his dimly lit basement. He clutches a large, comically oversized peanut in his hands - the "Big Nut." He's convinced that something or someone is after it.
MAXMOEFOE
(whispering to himself)
They're after the Big Nut! I can't let them take it!
Maxmoefoe frantically looks around for a hiding spot. He spots an old cardboard box in the corner and dives behind it, clutching the Big Nut to his chest.
SFX: Footsteps approaching.
Maxmoefoe peeks out from behind the box and sees a shadowy figure approaching.
MAXMOEFOE
(hushed)
I've got to stay hidden. No one can know the secret of the Big Nut.
The shadowy figure moves closer to Maxmoefoe's hiding spot, and Maxmoefoe holds his breath, clutching the Big Nut even tighter.
SFX: Muffled voices, the shadowy figure passes by without noticing Maxmoefoe.
MAXMOEFOE
(relieved, whispering)
That was close!
Maxmoefoe carefully emerges from his hiding spot, still holding the Big Nut protectively. He looks around the basement, making sure it's safe.
MAXMOEFOE
(grinning)
You're safe for now, my precious Big Nut. No one can take you away from me.
Maxmoefoe continues to guard the Big Nut, ready to face any more challenges that may come his way.
FADE OUT.
Cold Ones have the best editors in the game.
That connect 4 shots game looks pretty fun ngl
Dude the Conker’s Bad Fur Day song just filled my nostalgia bucket for the day. Thanks!
Why does max put everything in his mouth bro , its so disgusting 😭😭😭4:18
6:28 music from Crash Bandicoot! Yeeeeeah, let’s gooo!
I like how Max and Chad say "asbestos".
How some people just keep drinking after puking is beyond me
When I get to that point I’m just done and gotta sleep
The CHAO music from Sonic was so nostalgic! I just bought that game again last week!