Putin's Army Didn't Pack Enough Food | Ukraine Puts "Russian Warship Go F*** Yourself" On A Stamp

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • Evidence is mounting that Putin's invasion of Ukraine is not going as smoothly as he'd planned, with Russian troops undersupplied and looting groceries for food. In Ukraine, the postal service is honoring the brave soldiers of Snake Island with a stamp commemorating their infamous retort to a Russian warship. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @olhalebedieva8393
    @olhalebedieva8393 2 роки тому +2535

    A little over an hour ago, I woke up to the sound of a terrible explosion in Kyiv, again a Russian ballistic missile from Belarus. But I knew who to turn on to smile. Thanks Steven and team. From Kyiv with love💙💛

    • @MeredithAnne88
      @MeredithAnne88 2 роки тому +197

      Stay strong. 🙏

    • @carissahowell
      @carissahowell 2 роки тому +161

      Sending love and prayers for peace to you and all of Ukraine from the USA. 🇺🇸❤🇺🇦
      The world stands with you ❤

    • @teresacorrigan3076
      @teresacorrigan3076 2 роки тому +107

      🇨🇦we are praying so hard for you. 💕

    • @blackthornsloe8049
      @blackthornsloe8049 2 роки тому +85

      🌻bless you

    • @blondegirlsezthis8798
      @blondegirlsezthis8798 2 роки тому +129

      We have a spare bedroom here in Portland, Oregon. You are welcome to come. Stay strong, Olha.

  • @JoDaddy1222
    @JoDaddy1222 2 роки тому +128

    I love love love how "is potato" works it's way in. Solid chuckle every time.

    • @joesdi
      @joesdi 2 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣 same

    • @resileaf9501
      @resileaf9501 2 роки тому +6

      "Is potato" is the peak of comedy and I'll hear no one say otherwise.

    • @tammystockley-loughlin7680
      @tammystockley-loughlin7680 2 роки тому +2

      I work in a grocery store...I chuckle every time I pass through produce. Also, our big freight carts are called 'boats', so whose boat is this boat? is a thing said. Positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself

  • @nothingruler14All
    @nothingruler14All 2 роки тому +36

    Of all the badassery I have witnessed in the Ukrainians, taking the time to produce and vote on a new postage stamp has got to get top billing. Bravo, Ukraine, Bravo!

    • @catvisiontv855
      @catvisiontv855 2 роки тому +1

      Biden create an international policy that puts leaders into jail who want wars... That would solve all war around the world instead of creating mass murders stop being the same type of psychopathic leaders let's create a world with peace we are all tired of this psychosis in the US.. WE are generation X and Millenials and hate this crap already!
      1

    • @__mindflayer__
      @__mindflayer__ 2 роки тому +3

      💙💛

  • @alexander.druganov
    @alexander.druganov 2 роки тому +148

    Thank you, Stephen for your support! With love from Kyiv, Ukraine.

    • @laras678
      @laras678 2 роки тому +12

      Be safe!

    • @uptick888
      @uptick888 2 роки тому +7

      💙💛💙🙏🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

    • @nian60
      @nian60 2 роки тому +5

      💛💙💛💙

    • @RayRougeau-jk8ir
      @RayRougeau-jk8ir 2 роки тому +1

      Clean up your country

    • @ashleysmith1276
      @ashleysmith1276 2 роки тому +5

      We are all thinking of you guys, really hoping for an end soon. Be safe. Love from Bristol, UK 🇬🇧 ❤️ 🇺🇦

  • @lukerabin5079
    @lukerabin5079 2 роки тому +156

    Serious baddassery on the part of the Ukrainians. Mad props.

    • @ryannath85
      @ryannath85 2 роки тому +4

      Honestly Ukraine is being destroyed now. Even a mayor was taken hostage. The media isn't being honest when they try to downplay how much Russia is taking over Ukraine at the moment, as much as we don't want to hear it, we should hear the truth.

    • @מיכאלסרברניקוב
      @מיכאלסרברניקוב 2 роки тому +2

      @@ryannath85, stop watching Russian propaganda.

    • @ryannath85
      @ryannath85 2 роки тому

      @@מיכאלסרברניקוב I watch regular western news that reports on the war. Not Russian anything.

    • @sashaua8647
      @sashaua8647 2 роки тому +2

      Ukraine strong;)

    • @ryannath85
      @ryannath85 2 роки тому

      @@sashaua8647 Virtue signaling isn't cool

  • @ВеронікаКураш-д6я
    @ВеронікаКураш-д6я 2 роки тому +9

    We not only choose the stamp but also watch this perfect show during the war in Ukraine💙💛 Thank you 😊 Слава Україні!

  • @davidshillaker7578
    @davidshillaker7578 2 роки тому +368

    Long live Ukraine! God bless them and may they forever be a free country

    • @AndrewVelonis
      @AndrewVelonis 2 роки тому +4

      Her enemies shall fade like dew before the rays of the morning sun.

    • @gretebremseth1622
      @gretebremseth1622 2 роки тому +3

      @Gelas Pecah Chanel Oh go away! 😲 Spamming every comment!

    • @elimlinrr6898
      @elimlinrr6898 2 роки тому

      Christian hypocrites in USA and the West go against Jesus teachings. The hypocrisy of USA and the West knows no bounds.
      Luke 6:27
      27“But to you who are listening I say: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, 28bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you. 29If someone slaps you on one cheek, turn to them the other also. If someone takes your coat, do not withhold your shirt from them. 30Give to everyone who asks you, and if anyone takes what belongs to you, do not demand it back.
      Is your Jesus the comedian or Zelensky the comedian ?

    • @ponpokobushi7389
      @ponpokobushi7389 2 роки тому

      How about palestine? Your country and gank like israeli plot them even escape international punisment shit.

    • @gretebremseth1622
      @gretebremseth1622 2 роки тому

      @@elimlinrr6898 That's a new twist. Religious nut job AND a putin lover. You bought all his conspiracy theories hook line and sinker didn't you pet! Wish you a speedy recovery! 😚

  • @yalondahowell9960
    @yalondahowell9960 2 роки тому +106

    I have got to admit Ukraine is making fools of Russia totally love the stamp LOL made my day thank you my heart and prayers are with you people of Ukraine God has truly blessed all your hearts love love the stamp✊✊✊🙏🙏🙏🙏😂😂😂💯💯💯💯🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏💯💯💯💖💖💖💖

    • @xivokv5548
      @xivokv5548 2 роки тому +1

      You making a fool of yourself 😂😂😂🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @HellsOnlyBelle
    @HellsOnlyBelle 2 роки тому +35

    Others have suggested it, but to amplify: “is Potato” shirts with the proceeds going to Ukraine 🇺🇦 🙌🏽

  • @L337P1R4735
    @L337P1R4735 2 роки тому +129

    I have never wanted to buy stamps so much before
    Also I love the recurring ...is potato gag

    • @marylhere
      @marylhere 2 роки тому

      Oops

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 2 роки тому +1

      i'd like this but its currently at 69 likes

    • @L337P1R4735
      @L337P1R4735 2 роки тому +1

      @@cmdraftbrn nice

    • @marylhere
      @marylhere 2 роки тому +1

      @@cmdraftbrn I’ve done that….great minds and all.

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 2 роки тому

      @@marylhere he got his like back when it was at 91. my holy numbers are 42 and 69

  • @carolineapodaca525
    @carolineapodaca525 2 роки тому +1345

    I suddenly see Stamp collecting making a comeback, they should sell them to help fundraise. Hope they do a series of the many awesome lines Ukrainians have said so far fighting the russians "hold these sunflower seeds" "I need ammo not a ride" "can I tow you back to russia"

    • @dalpz205
      @dalpz205 2 роки тому +103

      Would def buy ones also for "Is potato" and "war is going nyet bueno" 👍

    • @cybercat29
      @cybercat29 2 роки тому +57

      I would be more than happy to buy that stamp if I could!

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 2 роки тому +22

      @@cybercat29 so would I.

    • @dkayflowers79
      @dkayflowers79 2 роки тому +93

      Gramma throws can of tomato at drone stamp 😆

    • @h0b0_on3
      @h0b0_on3 2 роки тому +5

      Are you high right now?

  • @sassysarina9718
    @sassysarina9718 2 роки тому +3

    Postage stamp...SAVAGE!!! Go Ukraine!!!

  • @dokskwyr4353
    @dokskwyr4353 2 роки тому +1184

    Gotta love the Ukrainians, their guts and humor. Reminds me of the Irish fishing boats who drove the Russian navy on maneuvers when they tried to enter Irish waters, telling the Russians we're not moving.

    • @hunterbeach9941
      @hunterbeach9941 2 роки тому +66

      There is a small part of me that wonders if the russian navy heard that the Irish were coming and thought "shit we are out gunned, runaway before they notice"

    • @jamesgoines7663
      @jamesgoines7663 2 роки тому +68

      It's a great thing that they took the time to vote on the stamp.
      If only us Americans would take the time to vote for candidates who will be good stewards of our country.

    • @astilealavatica1404
      @astilealavatica1404 2 роки тому +15

      Humans need to stop infighting long enough to topple our oppressors
      Mitch McConnell is Emperor Palpatine
      Some of you will die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make! - Lord Trump
      @Justin Y. Trump is evil. He ignored this virus until he couldn't ignore it...the steps taken have been deliberately slow to contain this virus, as the government has made huge financial gains in allowing particularly older, retired people to die...no more pay outs each month...voting, if still valid in this country...is our only peaceful, legal recourse...voting 3rd party is the ONLY WAY to get real humans in power, rather than dynasty families and career politicians. When we realize the 2 parties we are divided over LOVE the division among us...then and only then may America be great again...
      @Justin Y. Lack of knowledge of the deep state? I just accused our government of mass murder...I understand deep state...fact that you refuse to listen, only attack, says too much about you...clearly you haven't known hardship. Clearly none of this has impacted you negatively...you are part of the problem, offering zero solutions.
      @Justin Y. Calling me stupid really helps your case...Trump has very limited brain power, as evidenced by his rambling, generally repetitive, toddler talks...although most of us are sorely undereducated, Trump really amazes me every time i listen to his banter. Trump did not close the borders in time, many flights to the USA brought sick folk here. Action wasn't taken until very late February, and by then 15 confirmed cases were more than enough to basically allow what amounts to airborn, quickly lethal AIDS《why this? (Because this virus mutates too fast to create an effective vaccine, which may never get made), upon the world. This is dangerous because common behaviors of common folk, such as shoulder to shoulder events, shopping and sardine packed working conditions, helped this virus along...even as people died in China daily...America went forward 2 full months wothout any concerns...then...rather than force the hands of state officials, and put the population through a 2 month quarantine, we've been seeing states react, rather than prepare...and all at the natural stages this virus thrives on...complacency among enough of us to allow the spread to continue. You refusing to see this logic isn't a blight on my mental capacity, just proves you are as simple as our Lord Trump...and likely among those very few, who like many elites, don't even understand the plight of the masses, whom I speak for, in this contrived crisis...Trump is calm about the virus because he exists outside the bounds of common folk...Trump and other powerful people would never have to take the risk of infection seriously as they are all well protected by expendable servants or can at the least afford to continue living lavishly and distanced from peons such as myself. 9/11 was an inside job and this proves what I've feared since then...that the government can perform mass murder and the people will always just accept it, hire the next sociopath in line, whichever of the 2 evil divisionary parties they aspire to dwell in...
      Our educational system is archaic. We could be educating everyone from home...there are no valid excuses for our current broken schooling, and no teachers need lose jobs...as the internet is an amazing communication device...
      Taxes are broken. Your dollar earned gets hit so many times...and we all just accept that blindly.
      Medicine is broken. My grandmother died because her selfish daughter needed cable tv more than grandma needed diabetes medicine...and millions suffer from the inability to afford insulin, despite that drug initially starting out as a gift to humanity from a generous genius, privatized by evil and greed, priced beyond reality for most.
      Our 2 party system is designed to keep us bickering...division keeps us docile enough to accept our own government conspiring to murder us, with our acceptance. 3rd party candidates are generally real humans...that care about other humans, even, gasp, total strangers and foreigners...
      We are all on the same damn spaceship...Earth. I judge character...not race, not whatever religion folks are born into. I am old...I am tired of seeing disaster after disaster get slow attention from government, as poor people die in thousands due to delayed or nonexistent help.
      It's about time the many take control, with votes, to dethrone the sociopaths that control us, play games with our very lives...
      When there are only voluntary homeless, when the janitor is paid living wage, when a high school graduate can earn enough in food service, or retail, to support a modest home and essentials, while creating a nest egg...when veterans are given the same care as Congress, Senate and other positions of highest power, rather than left to suffer and die, when the lowest paying jobs are enough to survive on, then and only then, can America boast of being great...
      As it stands...I feel most of us are born into lies we have no control over...It's well orchestrated, as my points are made clear in every satirical broadcast about the plight of the expendable masses, world wide...
      Do I want peace, equity and kumbaya? Yeah...I do...are there sociopaths in power oppressing the common folk...yeah...there are...have good Democrats and Republicans existed? Yes...they get blocked by evil at every turn, often resigning due to unbeatable corruption. Do I pity the very people I label simple? You bet I do...I want this planet to be a better place for most...not some...for all...if ever possible...
      This covid virus isn't done. It mutates too fast to pin it down with a vaccine...and we haven't seen the end of it because we, as a planet, would have to agree on a few ground rules to consider being a functional society.
      That's my 2 cents...some of it...take it or leave it. Most of us just exist and watch, lazily, rather than get directly involved in change. @soaringvulture We don't seem to take note...we, the expendable masses, are being told to push through life ignoring this virus...it took ONE infection to start a Planet Wide Pandemic...and because we didn't quarantine from January 1st to February, we get to watch innocent and otherwise lives lost, daily...who are "we", in "we're in it together"? Certainly not the elite...they step on us to avoid harm...I'm furious with humanity as a whole...I'm furious we accept all this death and Trump's toddler talks...like a Ted talk without useful insight...
      Those of us suffering are many...while the privileged watch the show They created...when...when will the common folk unite against tyranny, through the only peaceful means we have...vote out career politicians and dynasty families in favor of fellow human beings, with consciousness and compassion for the lowest among us.
      We won't stop the cycle of abuse by trading Democrats and Republicans, two sides of the same evil, corrupt coin.
      Vote 3rd party...vote for real people, with flaws, that understand what struggle is...that have put time behind any of these so called essential, yet minimum wage jobs...
      This economy is screwed...always has been. The vast majority of work available is menial labor...food service, retail, janitors, grocers...a great many take their wages in government...which is far too big, complex and unsustainable...
      Until any job can offer a modest secure household, until the only homeless are those who volunteer to live "free"...until the pill giants are mandated to make life saving medicine reasonably priced...we are a selfish, horrid nation, divided by the very people that oppress us, yet too busy fighting amongst ourselves to take any useful action towards a better tomorrow for the MANY, not the FEW......

    • @anzaca1
      @anzaca1 2 роки тому +25

      We in NZ did something similar to stop the French doing nuclear tests in the Pacific, at Mururoa Atoll.

    • @jc.1191
      @jc.1191 2 роки тому +18

      Ireland did very well.

  • @Pythos_Sapunov
    @Pythos_Sapunov 2 роки тому +459

    Steven, even though you personally may never see this, your wit and humor throught hese tough times has helped me push on and say "F*ck you* to anyone who would tell me that evil and injustice is justified. I would thank you every day, but I don't want to be considered spam or a bot. As a Veteran, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, you've made the last 6 years tolerable to keep on kicking. Love you like a brother and I wish you so much love.

  • @ShaunTheCrazyOne
    @ShaunTheCrazyOne 2 роки тому +41

    Would love to see a Ukrainian stamp of a tractor towing away a Russian tank

  • @EditDeath
    @EditDeath 2 роки тому +276

    Literally never said this before, but where can I buy that stamp? It's both a collector's item AND a mission statement! Also a fun way to support the Ukrainian government

    • @cybercat29
      @cybercat29 2 роки тому +18

      I second that and agree with you 💯 and would like to know if that stamp can be shipped to Canada ❤🇨🇦

    • @GreenBeanGreenBean
      @GreenBeanGreenBean 2 роки тому +16

      @The_Jaguar_ Knight and you know this because you were there? oh wait...you weren't and are just talking trash......nobody believes you komrade. GFY.

    • @EditDeath
      @EditDeath 2 роки тому +7

      @The_Jaguar_ Knight Source? I realize reports are that they were likely captured alive, but beyond that the only group I find calling it all debunked is "Stillness in the Storm," a far-right conspiracy website known for avid Trump support, and the article in question put a distaste for "western media" front and center, to the point I'm surprised it wasn't written in Russian. So please, your sources

    • @Isabel-ge1ou
      @Isabel-ge1ou 2 роки тому +3

      maybe ebay? I know it will be marked up on ebay but it’s worth it....

    • @nlwilson4892
      @nlwilson4892 2 роки тому +1

      @The_Jaguar_ Knight They ran out of ammo, what do you expect them to do. Even if they fought hand-to-hand they aren't going to be able to defeat a whole ship load of marines.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 роки тому +62

    That yacht isn't wearing a shirt... story checks out.

  • @gustavofigueiredo1798
    @gustavofigueiredo1798 2 роки тому +6

    The Russian diamonds won't be missed with all the gems Stephen and the Late Show writers provide.

  • @kimberlyperrotis8962
    @kimberlyperrotis8962 2 роки тому +27

    “Is potato”, I still laugh every time I think of it. A good summary of life in Russia.

  • @miriangilbert4062
    @miriangilbert4062 2 роки тому +127

    You should make " Is Potato " t-shirts and send money to Ukraine.#Colbert

  • @xtina1610
    @xtina1610 2 роки тому +4

    "Is Potato," needs to be printed on a TShirt, with all the funds going toward Ukranian. I would buy 2.

  • @tammysullivan7152
    @tammysullivan7152 2 роки тому +35

    SLAVA UKRAINI!!🇺🇦✊💙

  • @Bildgesmythe
    @Bildgesmythe 2 роки тому +5

    Bless Ukraine and Zelenskyy!💙💛💙💛

  • @yogawithjengentleyoga3614
    @yogawithjengentleyoga3614 2 роки тому +2

    Glory to Ukraine!

  • @saturnv2419
    @saturnv2419 2 роки тому +80

    You know your military had problem, when you lose to Irish fisherman and Ukraine farmers in a row.

    • @TallboyDave
      @TallboyDave 2 роки тому +4

      Don't forget, they also lost against British Trawlermen in 1904/1905.

    • @HowlingWolf518
      @HowlingWolf518 2 роки тому +3

      The Russian navy's always been kind of a placeholder, but you'd think the army would be making some actual progress.

    • @paulelkin3531
      @paulelkin3531 2 роки тому

      @@HowlingWolf518 For a counterexample, see the winter war.

    • @HowlingWolf518
      @HowlingWolf518 2 роки тому

      @@paulelkin3531 Right, but that's the Soviets in the middle of a purge - Putin's Russia is supposed to be the New and Improved (TM) version.

  • @karenhull2826
    @karenhull2826 2 роки тому +82

    Ukraine needs a second stamp that says "I don't need a ride...I need ammunition" God bless Ukraine and all Ukraninas.

    • @cybercat29
      @cybercat29 2 роки тому +5

      I would buy that one too!

    • @elimlinrr6898
      @elimlinrr6898 2 роки тому

      Christian hypocrites in USA go against Jesus teachings. The hypocrisy of USA and the West knows no bounds.
      Luke 6:27
      27“But to you who are listening I say: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, 28bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you. 29If someone slaps you on one cheek, turn to them the other also. If someone takes your coat, do not withhold your shirt from them. 30Give to everyone who asks you, and if anyone takes what belongs to you, do not demand it back.
      Is your Jesus the comedian or Zelensky the comedian ?

    • @elimlinrr6898
      @elimlinrr6898 2 роки тому

      Christian hypocrites in USA go against Jesus teachings. The hypocrisy of USA and the West knows no bounds.
      Luke 6:27
      27“But to you who are listening I say: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, 28bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you. 29If someone slaps you on one cheek, turn to them the other also. If someone takes your coat, do not withhold your shirt from them. 30Give to everyone who asks you, and if anyone takes what belongs to you, do not demand it back.
      Is your Jesus the comedian or Zelensky the comedian ?

    • @SuperBlueMoonWA
      @SuperBlueMoonWA 2 роки тому

      I hope that country gets flattened and you alone with it. God i am so sick of you people just going alone with any narrative the TV presents you.

    • @jackfrosty4674
      @jackfrosty4674 2 роки тому

      President of ukraine Zelenskyy says that Germany is still doing business with gas and oil exports going from Russia to Germany and German companies making record money trading with Russia. Those Germans! Laugh on rest of world.

  • @winkieblink7625
    @winkieblink7625 2 роки тому +2

    Ukrainians are AWESOME! Postal stamp!

  • @juantubey
    @juantubey 2 роки тому +24

    “That’s like driving from New York to Philly and turning cannibal at Trenton” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @davebartosh5
    @davebartosh5 2 роки тому +49

    By the way....I was walking down the street....I saw a rock in front of me that looked like a potato. I been watching Stephen so much lol....I said "Is potato" to myself.

  • @MaryAnnNytowl
    @MaryAnnNytowl 2 роки тому +2

    Oh, very nice, I needed these giggles! Thanks, it means so much to me to be able to smile for awhile!

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 2 роки тому +49

    Thank you Stephen and writers for always putting a smile on my face, despite tough times. You get more hilarious every day. Ukraine just went postal😂

  • @leonestello
    @leonestello 2 роки тому +43

    I love that in the middle of a war the Ukrainians are still making government stuff happen! That's EPIC!!!😃

  • @redpurple_ua
    @redpurple_ua 2 роки тому +2

    I'm from Ukraine. Checking this channel every day to see if there is something about Ukraine. Those jokes really help. Thank you!💙💛

  • @armedwombat6816
    @armedwombat6816 2 роки тому +34

    "Accuse the other side of what you're planning." So did Russia learn that from the GQP or the other way around?

    • @viktorrodriguez5660
      @viktorrodriguez5660 2 роки тому +5

      Other way around. After all the Soviets invented whataboutism. Trump and the GOP simply copied it here

    • @remyberends5483
      @remyberends5483 2 роки тому +1

      Just the entire western world. Don't get me wrong, Russia is wrong, but we don't get to forget our misdeeds.

  • @anthony7697
    @anthony7697 2 роки тому +261

    There's a lot of moments that frankly - would make for great stamps between that, 'every second woman is a witch', 'Can I tow you back to Russia?', the road signs, surfing on what I believe was a Russian IFV while holding the Ukrainian flag and so many more. Maybe a great way to further raise money for refugees and all.

    • @dop01
      @dop01 2 роки тому +5

      Sunflowers growing out of a dead Russian soldier’s pocket?

    • @Sammasambuddha
      @Sammasambuddha 2 роки тому +2

      Back of putins head with an infinite table to the horizon...all alone.

    • @TokyoBlue587
      @TokyoBlue587 2 роки тому +8

      They need a stamp of Zelenskyy saying “I need ammo, not a ride.”

    • @thedefyant1
      @thedefyant1 2 роки тому

      D

    • @thedefyant1
      @thedefyant1 2 роки тому

      Hi Ed

  • @ImperfectXIII
    @ImperfectXIII 2 роки тому +1

    I love the "IS POTATO" running gag. XD

  • @rusianalf
    @rusianalf 2 роки тому +31

    I love that stamp. I lived 33 years and never bought a stamp but I’m going on eBay to try and find it

    • @cybercat29
      @cybercat29 2 роки тому

      Same here!

    • @b1k2q34
      @b1k2q34 2 роки тому

      You'll probably not get an authentic one. Right? On Ebay?

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion 2 роки тому +33

    Shattered pickle jars? I guess the guy who packed their trucks also works for whoever packs our stock trucks at work.

    • @Zaluskowsky
      @Zaluskowsky 2 роки тому

      Most likely both of them fell on their backs in a greasy submarine accident!

  • @michele6740
    @michele6740 2 роки тому +8

    An old joke from the 90’s:
    A guy says to another,
    “I’m gonna kick your A…”
    The other guy replies back,
    “Make sure to pack a lunch”Meaning: Gonna take a while! 😂

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 роки тому +826

    On the upside, eating your dress uniform is only slightly more unpleasant than eating Russian MREs.

    • @wesbeuning1733
      @wesbeuning1733 2 роки тому +68

      ...except that their uniforms didn't expire ten years ago.

    • @Spiker985Studios
      @Spiker985Studios 2 роки тому +34

      @@wesbeuning1733 20

    • @Najolve
      @Najolve 2 роки тому +45

      It makes me proud to be an American where my old dress uniform's hanging in a closet and not the pantry.

    • @tentardigrades968
      @tentardigrades968 2 роки тому +25

      @@Najolve I’m saving mine for my wedding cake.

    • @dag_of_the_west5416
      @dag_of_the_west5416 2 роки тому +7

      Send the Russians this link about MRE Steve, he reviews expired MRE's. He must have an iron stomach. ua-cam.com/video/RXyPw0UsKoI/v-deo.html

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 2 роки тому +70

    Thank you so much Stephen and all the writers and staff for always putting on such an awesome show, even while there’s a war going on.

    • @JahTsir
      @JahTsir Рік тому

      There's a war always going on. Not sure how that would affect the show in America.

  • @telolet6782
    @telolet6782 2 роки тому

    It's only the beginning..There's a big difference between fighting with bravery, honour & real faith and fighting with greed & money in their heart..time will tell!!!!

  • @mikeoxbig9392
    @mikeoxbig9392 2 роки тому +1117

    The Russian government is actually telling its media to air Tucker Carlson’s show as much as they can 😂

    • @BoojumFed
      @BoojumFed 2 роки тому +113

      Beau of the Fifth Column: "Ol' Tuckyo Rose. Look, I'm not saying that Tucker Carlson is an agent of influence, I'm really not, I can't prove that, I don't know that. Uh, I'm not even saying that he parrots pro-Kremlin, anti-American, pro-Russian-imperialism talking points; I'm not saying that either. I'm just saying that *_the Russians_* think that he does."
      ua-cam.com/video/JxGwyAJCmxI/v-deo.html

    • @liamwinchesterchasten2229
      @liamwinchesterchasten2229 2 роки тому +17

      🤦🤦🤦

    • @riparianlife97701
      @riparianlife97701 2 роки тому +129

      I look forward to describing my meals to starving Russian trolls in the months ahead. Tonight, I had a delicious restaurant burger, fries and two beers for $10 US, which is 1300 Rubles.

    • @azoth6641
      @azoth6641 2 роки тому +51

      Carlson surely loves them right-wing strongmen (y'know, the kind of people whose asses a certain Comrade Bonespurs would like to kiss).

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 2 роки тому +69

      Tuckyo Rose.

  • @nickrich56
    @nickrich56 2 роки тому +136

    I haven't laughed through a sobbing streak like that since the Ukraine horror began. The writers of this monologue tonight have a special place prepared for them in comedy heaven. Thank you LSSC.

    • @krokodyl1927
      @krokodyl1927 2 роки тому +1

      Yes, and no doubt, Ed Sullivan must be rolling in his grave laughing hysterically!! 😁😆😂

    • @sassysarina9718
      @sassysarina9718 2 роки тому

      ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @beerman204
    @beerman204 2 роки тому +3

    Comedians as artists help us see reality in front of us...thank you...

  • @pasha_houston
    @pasha_houston 2 роки тому +39

    That classic tactic about trying to pin what they are doing on opponents is indeed very Putin like, but been adopted by trump too... He tried, oh he tried, just didn't know that he was messing with an actual democracy.

    • @Lucius1958
      @Lucius1958 2 роки тому +2

      *"Every accusation is a confession."*

  • @Demon666x3
    @Demon666x3 2 роки тому +39

    I'm going to make a shirt with putin's face on a potato that says "is potato"

  • @petermatthews3729
    @petermatthews3729 2 роки тому +5

    "An army marches on it's stomach", credited to Napoleon Bonaparte whose downfall came trying to invade Russia. What I keep noticing is the Russian military making many of the same mistakes that countries who tried and failed to invade Russia made.

  • @Bazerkly
    @Bazerkly 2 роки тому +1

    "Putin thought he could just walk into Ukraine and nobody would dare try to stop him...." Now it's time for Putin to resign from the "Academy" 🤔

  • @t-bonebigears
    @t-bonebigears 2 роки тому +4

    RUMP uses that play all the time, blame your enemies for doing things you are doing.

  • @rosesmith6925
    @rosesmith6925 2 роки тому +24

    My granddaughter asked my daughter for a stamp because her best friends mom said she was restricted from texting for one week and she wanted to send her a letter. My daughter just looked at me and said sure got one right here in my pocket. Then we just started laughing hysterically 😂

  • @mollyallen2400
    @mollyallen2400 2 роки тому

    IS POTATO!!! I don't know why that made my day the way it did, but it did! Bless you, Stephen! I needed that tonight! :'D

  • @gershwing7715
    @gershwing7715 2 роки тому +19

    How many shows in a row can he do that?
    What is ‘that’?
    “Is potato.”

  • @kevincoughlin4459
    @kevincoughlin4459 2 роки тому +30

    So.. the Russians are asking the Chinese for "knock-offs" of Russian military equipment (which are essentially "knock-offs of US designs). I'd love to hear the conversations during the handover... On a lighter note where can we buy the Ukrainian Postage Stamp?

    • @karinioza
      @karinioza 2 роки тому

      Where were you last year when Azerbaijan was attacking Armenia in similar way? Stamp that, hypocrite.

  • @spikeycat81
    @spikeycat81 2 роки тому

    Hi from Ireland, me and my Russian friend stand with Ukraine. I'm donating to UNICEF and Red Cross.

  • @jenniferceballos3665
    @jenniferceballos3665 2 роки тому

    Long live Ukraine free and independent

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 2 роки тому +65

    General: President Putin, what am I supposed to feed my soldiers? All the food is gone!
    Putin: Even the potatoes?
    General: ESPECIALLY PO-TAY-TOES! We have nothing left to boil, mash, or stick into stew!

    • @G_Demolished
      @G_Demolished 2 роки тому +11

      They probably don’t even know about second breakfast. 😢

    • @Tadicuslegion78
      @Tadicuslegion78 2 роки тому +10

      @@G_Demolished They can't even get a first breakfast these days. And don't even think about elevenses, Luncheon, Afternoon tea, Dinner, or Supper or a cup of coffee with a side of cigarettes

    • @leonellimon969
      @leonellimon969 2 роки тому

      FAF

    • @angelopugliese6034
      @angelopugliese6034 2 роки тому +1

      I guess they're going to be eating a lot of onion soup 🤣.

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch 2 роки тому

      "Try this: here is turnip."

  • @resevoirdog
    @resevoirdog 2 роки тому +2

    The gop and Russia looks more and more the same every day

  • @3_up_moon
    @3_up_moon 2 роки тому +73

    Hearing about the russian troops packing dress uniforms actually makes me feel so sad for them.

    • @Ana_crusis
      @Ana_crusis 2 роки тому +10

      Not me

    • @DoctorProph3t
      @DoctorProph3t 2 роки тому +15

      @@Ana_crusis in this context, so sure of victory, that kind of entitled arrogance is a recurring debt that’s always paid with interest.

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 2 роки тому +18

      I feel sad for a lot of them, most of them don't want to be there. There's elite units behind the lines, tasked with killing anyone deserting to the rear.

    • @BaithNa
      @BaithNa 2 роки тому +3

      Never feel bad for the army of a fascist authoritarian dictator.

    • @3_up_moon
      @3_up_moon 2 роки тому +11

      @@BaithNa they didn't pack those uniforms because they thought they'd be killing civilians. They didnt even think there would be a fight. I feel bad for them. They didnt ask for this.

  • @jasonarthurs3885
    @jasonarthurs3885 2 роки тому +15

    That stamp is one of the smartest moves from the Ukraine.

    • @sirmoonslosthismind
      @sirmoonslosthismind 2 роки тому +4

      fyi, ukrainians strongly dislike the use of "the" with the name of their country. it reminds them of the soviet days. of course, i imagine it's become less of a priority with the whole invasion thing, but still, if you want to talk about ukraine, you don't need "the".

    • @asquare9316
      @asquare9316 2 роки тому

      @@sirmoonslosthismind I've heard that if you say Ukraine that means that you think that it is a sovereign country. If you say the Ukraine, then you believe that it is a part of Russia, as Putin does.

    • @sirmoonslosthismind
      @sirmoonslosthismind 2 роки тому

      @@asquare9316
      yes, that's the theory. over in THE usa we don't really "get" the notion that THE is belittling, but leaving it out isn't too much to ask.

    • @asquare9316
      @asquare9316 2 роки тому

      @@sirmoonslosthismind Here in Flatland we don't usually quibble about the use of THE, but we are sensitive to those that do.

  • @mockdonatomanuel
    @mockdonatomanuel 2 роки тому +1

    .... he is a great comic ....a superb clow..... a fabulous showman.... very good to make laugh with his occurrences and madness hahaha

  • @dorothymartino3221
    @dorothymartino3221 2 роки тому +6

    "Oops...is potato." Your nursery rhyme made me laugh so hard I cried

  • @aisadal2521
    @aisadal2521 2 роки тому +77

    Looks like it's time for me to start collecting postage stamps 😂 now if only we could start a entire new line centered around famous phrases for postage stamps, I would really start investing more money in that hobby

    • @starcloudhidden8074
      @starcloudhidden8074 2 роки тому +7

      Stamp Nerds will rule 😎

    • @gerbmcnuggets5466
      @gerbmcnuggets5466 2 роки тому +5

      iS pOtATo! LMAO OMFG LOL HAHAHA LOL!!! GET IT?!?

    • @georgenichols7718
      @georgenichols7718 2 роки тому +1

      There is one called An INVERTED Jenny

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 2 роки тому +2

      @@gerbmcnuggets5466 I basically waited for that punchline for my entire day. Worth it.

    • @ianmiller6040
      @ianmiller6040 2 роки тому +5

      "I need ammunition, not a ride" needs to go down in history all on its own.

  • @user-kb9cu4rl9z
    @user-kb9cu4rl9z 2 роки тому

    Ukraine just went postal. And your bit on a stamp, letter, pen... was too funny. I love those feisty Ukrainians more each day.

  • @ourv9603
    @ourv9603 2 роки тому +2

    I've never heard of an invading army have to ask
    another country for assistance during combat.
    Shouldnt you make sure you have the men, the
    weapons, the supplies, the fuel to get the job
    done BEFORE you roll across their border?
    !

    • @Mortthemoose
      @Mortthemoose 2 роки тому

      Yeah, he's now getting several 1000 more new young conscripts too....poor sods.
      As they themselves said "We are cannon fodder" 😔

  • @alexvaraderey
    @alexvaraderey 2 роки тому +41

    I saw a report on this a few days ago. From the Russian border to the front-line is 90 miles, so to keep the soldiers in equipment and food, you have to factor in a certain number of 180-mile round trips. The Russians didn't bring enough trucks to do the required number of trips. . .

    • @mtaylor7307
      @mtaylor7307 2 роки тому +6

      Putin's generals didn't want this war. It's evidenced by how poorly the Russians are doing. Instead of backing down, Putin fires the generals. Now he's become bunker boy over a puny 1 million dollar bounty on his head.

    • @Damogen
      @Damogen 2 роки тому +5

      That is the point. This showcases exactly how pathetic Russian supply lines are. There is about 1000 miles from one end of Ukraine to the other and Russia's supply lines failed just 90 miles in.

    • @Mediados
      @Mediados 2 роки тому +2

      @@mtaylor7307 I mean they couldn't even even bring the proper equipment for an invasion if they don't know what's coming. Every field commander or officer must be extremely pissed right now. Generals also don't want their people to die, especially not in such a pointless way

    • @nlwilson4892
      @nlwilson4892 2 роки тому +1

      Up to quite high levels they were told they were doing exercises, not invading anywhere. It is likely that various people looked at quantities of fuel and food allocated, thought it was too much for exercises and sold some. There is also physical evidence that trucks were being driven regularly which they need (again probably so fuel allocated could be sold off) this is causing tires to fail. Also, the winter has been mild so instead of going across frozen ground they have roads or mud, tanks are getting stuck in the mud it is that bad. Ukrainians have been attacking the supply lines and where vehicles have been abandoned due to lack of fuel or breakdown every farmer with a tractor is towing them off and handing them to the army. There have also been a lot of desertions as Russians do not want to fight Ukrainians.

    • @mtaylor7307
      @mtaylor7307 2 роки тому

      @@Mediados Another long drawn out mess if the Russian people don't stop it. The Russians need to take Putin out of office because he clearly no longer knows how to use the power for the Russian people.

  • @michaellinneman4284
    @michaellinneman4284 2 роки тому +1

    They might have forgotten to bring enough food , fuel and ammunition but they didn't forget their dress uniforms....

  • @robertbruce2840
    @robertbruce2840 2 роки тому +11

    Need MORE Evie, LOVE her giggles! 🤣

  • @LungsOutJem
    @LungsOutJem 2 роки тому

    "Went postal" Awww, I haven't heard that saying in 20 years. 😁

  • @jomac2046
    @jomac2046 2 роки тому +23

    They have to blur the stamp, Americans are a laugh.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 2 роки тому

      This is a country where white supremacists get so offended when someone else driving by flips them and their hate-rally off that they threaten to flood 911 with calls over it, trying to get the "offenders" arrested. (Nevermind that 911 is for EMERGENCIES only, and someone getting their fee-fees hurt doesn't count as an emergency.)
      In one word:
      ❄ S N O W F L A K E S ❄

    • @dale4853
      @dale4853 2 роки тому

      So is your punctuation.

    • @chaosXP3RT
      @chaosXP3RT 2 роки тому

      The FCC

  • @HayTatsuko
    @HayTatsuko 2 роки тому +13

    9:47 Behold the glorious Ukrainian graphic design. I can't even begin to express how much I love the composition and intent of this artwork. I can only hope the reports of said warship being sunk are true.

  • @saint_gatsby
    @saint_gatsby 2 роки тому

    we stand with Ukraine!!

  • @indigowolf556
    @indigowolf556 2 роки тому

    "is potato" is the new catch phrase I love it ❤️👍😂

  • @billyakin3301
    @billyakin3301 2 роки тому +7

    Putin sounds so much like Thump it's uncanny.🤣😂🤣

  • @Nigglebaun
    @Nigglebaun 2 роки тому +7

    We need to step our game up. Custom stamps talking shit. Love it!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 роки тому +23

    Helpful Hint: It is Pi day, not PIE day... so you don't have to try to eat an infinite amount of pizza.
    Learned that the hard way.

    • @AnnoyingMoose
      @AnnoyingMoose 2 роки тому +1

      Doing something like that would be irrational! ;)

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 2 роки тому +1

      Of course not, that would be insane. You need to eat 3.14 pizzas.

    • @caliscribe2120
      @caliscribe2120 2 роки тому +2

      Thanks for ruining the day for me.

    • @bethl8866
      @bethl8866 2 роки тому +1

      @@caliscribe2120 😂🤣🙃

  • @allak9302
    @allak9302 2 роки тому

    Слава Украïнi! So proud of my home country and my people, may God protect you all.💙💛

    • @resikchanel843
      @resikchanel843 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/TWJq85-gct4/v-deo.html

  • @kevinriddell2105
    @kevinriddell2105 2 роки тому +8

    What an obscene waste of money. Nobody should earn that amount of money. Especially for just playing sport

  • @lisalarson229
    @lisalarson229 2 роки тому +1

    I STILL WANT STEPHEN ET AL. TO PRODUCE THE T SHIRT THAT SAYS "IS POTATO" TO SELL AND SEND PROFITS TO UKRAINE!

  • @ella17734
    @ella17734 2 роки тому +6

    I want one of those stamps!

  • @democratpatriot6752
    @democratpatriot6752 2 роки тому +2

    Projection is also a ploy from the Republican playbook.

  • @atplatoooo
    @atplatoooo 2 роки тому +4

    All weekend I was waiting for this. 🤭🤭 Love you Stephen.

  • @qetiogusliriope7436
    @qetiogusliriope7436 2 роки тому

    You started this war, plunged Skyrim into chaos, and now the Empire is going to put you down, and restore the peace.

  • @oldpossum57
    @oldpossum57 2 роки тому +12

    Having to explain stamps, letters to kids: Two grade 9 boys, assigned to invent something, proudly displayed their idea for a pen that, when it ran out of ink, could be refilled. Me: This is my fountain pen, and a bottle of ink. Minds blown. :-)

  • @adolfosantana4044
    @adolfosantana4044 2 роки тому

    Those soliders of the Russian warship attack and their president show how strong Ukraine 🇺🇦 is in thier home and peoples freedom from Russia

  • @randomrebecka6778
    @randomrebecka6778 2 роки тому +7

    Love this show

  • @juliawilly9151
    @juliawilly9151 2 роки тому

    Twenty Five-million is at least 10 million billion less than he could get. We love Tom❤️

  • @NATURALBODY
    @NATURALBODY 2 роки тому

    PRAY FOR UKRAINE ✌🇺🇦❤

    • @resikchanel843
      @resikchanel843 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/TWJq85-gct4/v-deo.html

  • @livee9641
    @livee9641 2 роки тому

    Love Steven ❤️...God Bless Ukraine 🇺🇦

  • @16driver16
    @16driver16 2 роки тому +14

    Having watched steve1989's channel and mre reviews I can say with confidence the Russian soldiers have nothing that can pass for food

  • @stephenpodeschi6052
    @stephenpodeschi6052 2 роки тому +1

    It was only supposed to be a two week vacation cake walk and now they are stuck at the airport so to speak......

  • @dragonshivers2836
    @dragonshivers2836 2 роки тому +1

    Knowing what they know now, every Ukrainian should spoil their food before they leave, or intentionally poison it so when a soldier comes along, they won't be so lucky.
    Nothing says 'fuck your war' like a jar of pickles with shards of barely noticeable tiny glass shards in them ;D

  • @cherray50
    @cherray50 2 роки тому +4

    Stephen, I need “opps, it’s potato” on a shirt. Thank you.

  • @colmastro4373
    @colmastro4373 2 роки тому +20

    Brady's a malignant narcissist who can't resist the unnecessary money and gratification. He'll do anything to get away from his kids lol.

  • @quixomega
    @quixomega 2 роки тому +1

    Onions, turnips and potatoes would actually make a reasonable stew. I'm sure it would get old eventually but you'd still be alive.

  • @damianp7313
    @damianp7313 2 роки тому +9

    Lol I think the writers went over Stephen's head 🤣 with the deflated football scandle I don't follow the NFL much but I even herd of that 😂

  • @nemesis851_
    @nemesis851_ 2 роки тому

    “Buyers Remorse” clause to get a refund 🤪

  • @freda2758
    @freda2758 2 роки тому +2

    That "dress uniform" scheme is the exact type of low brow BS I would expect from trump.

  • @dunkelmonkey
    @dunkelmonkey 2 роки тому +4

    Nice try, Vlad. There's no way that the US trained birds to deliver chemical weapons because BIRDS AREN'T REAL 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jwilk5606
    @jwilk5606 2 роки тому

    Even George w Bush chuckled at Putin's Mission Accomplished in Kyiv