How it's made - Clarinets

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 156

  • @michelthibodeau3474
    @michelthibodeau3474 2 роки тому +365

    "24 tone holes -- one for each of the clarinetist's fingers" ROFL!

    • @d.schoepflin2247
      @d.schoepflin2247 2 роки тому +8

      Now, when I worked at a children's hospital when I was in high school, I worked with a little girl who only had only 19 fingers, but I've never worked with or seen any human with 24 working fingers!

    • @minecrafterbro64
      @minecrafterbro64 2 роки тому

      I mean, they are not wrong lol

    • @matthewmorrison7883
      @matthewmorrison7883 2 роки тому +2

      Saying rofl makes you sound like a clarinet

    • @fakethmoneth5001
      @fakethmoneth5001 2 роки тому

      I don’t even have all 10

    • @darthiguess6104
      @darthiguess6104 2 роки тому

      @@matthewmorrison7883 I never say ROFL as a clarinetist?

  • @DootBear
    @DootBear 2 роки тому +179

    "Parents will often choose the clarinet on the left, as it produces the best tone: Silence."
    This is only true if the child is not a brass player at heart.

  • @idkshrug
    @idkshrug 2 роки тому +212

    This is hilarious, the brass player's urine part killed me

    • @waynesteffen8459
      @waynesteffen8459 2 роки тому +10

      As a brass player, I feel relieved…

    • @idkshrug
      @idkshrug 2 роки тому +3

      @@waynesteffen8459 must be payday 🤔

    • @d.schoepflin2247
      @d.schoepflin2247 2 роки тому

      @@waynesteffen8459 Is that stringed bass or bass clarinet?

    • @chadbroski9438
      @chadbroski9438 2 роки тому +3

      i'm not going to touch my clarinet ever again

    • @idkshrug
      @idkshrug 2 роки тому

      @@chadbroski9438 I guess the video worked

  • @isakthememeking6074
    @isakthememeking6074 2 роки тому +182

    I cannot possibly stress enough how much I desperately need this series to continue for various seasons!
    Please, my good sire.

    • @d.schoepflin2247
      @d.schoepflin2247 2 роки тому

      Make sure you subscribe to his channel and start watching his videos, all his videos if you have the free time. I seen about every video he has put out and I've learned a lot from them all!

    • @isakthememeking6074
      @isakthememeking6074 2 роки тому

      @@d.schoepflin2247 Been subscribed for a while. Zero regrets!

  • @LordZombitten
    @LordZombitten 2 роки тому +379

    This video hurt to watch. Seriously it caused me physical pain. Granted, that's only because I had hernia surgery today and it hurts to laugh. Well done! After your video about how trumpets are made, I knew this would be hilarious!

    • @TrentHamilton
      @TrentHamilton  2 роки тому +54

      Had me in the first half, not gunna lie

    • @captaindanger13
      @captaindanger13 2 роки тому +7

      @@TrentHamilton dang i was gonna say that

  • @Passw0rdYT
    @Passw0rdYT 2 роки тому +33

    as a clarinetist, I can confirm all of this. though the urine protocol has changed, due to the fact that clarinetists are generally disgusted by the idea of a trumpet or any person who has ever handled one. this led to many lawsuits after many innocent clarinetists were thrown into a bout of blind rage at the very sight of the keys of any of these clarinets. after the lawsuits, only the urine of squids directly from the bottom of the ocean is used to douse the keys, and it is made for certain that these squids never came in contact with anybody in the family of a brass player

  • @NRW-rk8pr
    @NRW-rk8pr 2 роки тому +83

    Nobodys talking about the “large breasted” 😂

  • @David-qr5sq
    @David-qr5sq 2 роки тому +37

    Hold on, I thought us oboes were the ducks

  • @EdenStoneReal
    @EdenStoneReal 2 роки тому +71

    if you want a cheaper clarinet just buy a cardboard tube and paint it clarinet colour and it will sound exactly the same

    • @Metal-Possum
      @Metal-Possum 2 роки тому +7

      That's not how you make a clarinet, that's how you make a didgeridon't.

    • @EdenStoneReal
      @EdenStoneReal 2 роки тому +4

      @@Metal-Possum i forgot the hole cutting step but so does the Chinese brands

  • @alexanderhelt738
    @alexanderhelt738 2 роки тому +33

    This is a masterpiece.

  • @spuddart3540
    @spuddart3540 2 роки тому +13

    Absolutely legendary. Can't wait to find out about all the other instruments now...it seems I've been misinformed for many years.

  • @mymo_in_Bb
    @mymo_in_Bb 2 роки тому +3

    As a clarinetist, i really enjoyed watching. I'd always wanted to take a peek at the construction process of my favourite type of tube, without having to interact with the people making it! Now, that wish has been fulfilled!
    It'd be really interesting to see how the other kinds of tubes are made, like the ones that hadn't yet discovered how drilling holes work. One can only hope!

  • @ClarinetistsMusic
    @ClarinetistsMusic 2 роки тому +4

    I run “Clarinetists” the largest group of Clarinetists on the Internet (Facebook group of over 15k members). Love this video - hilarious!!!

  • @someplant5971
    @someplant5971 Рік тому +2

    You did it. You really did it. My band teacher thought this was the real deal. My entire class saw this. Utter legend.

    • @TrentHamilton
      @TrentHamilton  Рік тому

      That's awesome. What was the reaction?

    • @someplant5971
      @someplant5971 Рік тому

      @@TrentHamilton laughter for a good fifth of the period.

    • @StinkyGrippers
      @StinkyGrippers 7 місяців тому +1

      My sub teacher also played this at music class

  • @sweetpotatoesarereallygood
    @sweetpotatoesarereallygood 2 роки тому +5

    this is art

  • @saturm00n62
    @saturm00n62 2 роки тому +2

    I have been playing clarinet for seven years and yeah this checks out. Those dislikes are from those that think this video is fake

  • @michaelimbesi2314
    @michaelimbesi2314 2 роки тому +30

    Can we get one about trombones? I saw a particularly good video about trombone manufacturing that would really benefit from your voiceover treatment.

    • @ItsCrisp_
      @ItsCrisp_ 2 роки тому +1

      YES, WE NEED THIS

  • @schreds8882
    @schreds8882 2 роки тому +4

    I'm a clarinet player and I found this bust a gut funny. Great job Trent! 🤣😝

  • @asharpnotbflat
    @asharpnotbflat 2 роки тому +6

    Absolute perfection, I would love a whole series with more instruments :D (cough cough saxophone cough cough)

  • @VincentPendley
    @VincentPendley Рік тому

    As a trombonist who grew up with 3 clarinetist sisters.... I thank you... So much!

  • @homosexualfello1103
    @homosexualfello1103 2 роки тому

    Glad I was on the toilet while watching this

  • @pdqbachfan
    @pdqbachfan 2 роки тому +7

    What’s next, Violins?

    • @TrentHamilton
      @TrentHamilton  2 роки тому +13

      I was going to do a video on how children are made, but perhaps that's a better idea.

    • @pdqbachfan
      @pdqbachfan 2 роки тому +5

      @@TrentHamilton It is a far better idea. :)

    • @Petero3
      @Petero3 2 роки тому +3

      Violas are more memeable

  • @xaza5625
    @xaza5625 2 роки тому +1

    This video deserves 1 million views please

  • @alexbelles1370
    @alexbelles1370 2 роки тому +4

    Saw this genuinely excited to learn about how clarinets are made, got brutally insulted instead, not sure how to feel about this.

  • @bikkies
    @bikkies 2 роки тому +6

    Abscesses and lumps :D

  • @timlinnabary8296
    @timlinnabary8296 2 роки тому +6

    Thanks, Trent! That made my day!🤣

  • @DevilOPlaysTuba
    @DevilOPlaysTuba 8 місяців тому

    the fact that the video is in 360p is perfect

  • @s.m8766
    @s.m8766 2 роки тому +8

    As an oboist: Hilarious, but strangely, also informative!

  • @kylechauvette9121
    @kylechauvette9121 2 роки тому +5

    I thought we had a truce… brass players really did me dirty on that one

  • @rogermwilcox
    @rogermwilcox 2 роки тому

    0:00 - 0:12 -- Nice use of a clarinet with a double-reed and an oboe bell there!
    I suspect we may instead be looking at a bassoon.

  • @akswrkzvyuu7jhd
    @akswrkzvyuu7jhd 2 роки тому +1

    Pure poetry, Trent. One of your finest.

  • @propyro85
    @propyro85 2 роки тому

    I need a saucy How It's Made for saxophone now.

  • @thehug0718
    @thehug0718 2 роки тому +5

    Clarinet

  • @pascaldijkhuizen6600
    @pascaldijkhuizen6600 2 роки тому +1

    These are just too good

  • @Blevrin
    @Blevrin 2 роки тому +2

    Trent you are hilarious

  • @ianmintz12806
    @ianmintz12806 2 роки тому

    I love the how it’s made videos

  • @hollyingrams5653
    @hollyingrams5653 2 роки тому +8

    This guy either hates clarinet players, or is a clarinet player and I love how I can't tell.

  • @sunburstbasser
    @sunburstbasser 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you! This is great!

  • @jackx4311
    @jackx4311 2 роки тому

    Trent - you could make a living as a stand-up comic, NO sweat!!

    • @TrentHamilton
      @TrentHamilton  2 роки тому

      I much prefer sitting down

    • @jackx4311
      @jackx4311 2 роки тому

      @@TrentHamilton - you realise, mate, that your response proves my point?
      :))

  • @brianpite0893
    @brianpite0893 2 роки тому +1

    Very good!

  • @mattobrien761
    @mattobrien761 2 роки тому +2

    This is hilarious and its not even April 1st 😂

  • @mitchellhintzsche6910
    @mitchellhintzsche6910 2 роки тому

    more like this plz!

  • @theobirkholz
    @theobirkholz 2 роки тому

    Engaging and informative! Excellent!

  • @SaneTheBro
    @SaneTheBro 2 роки тому +1

    I didn't notice this was Trent until halfway through the video

  • @patrickgrogan4382
    @patrickgrogan4382 2 роки тому +2

    "Large-Breasted Worker" Okay Trent 😄

  • @fatcactis
    @fatcactis 2 роки тому +1

    As a clarinet player this is exactly how it is made

  • @SuperLumpyPumpkin
    @SuperLumpyPumpkin 2 роки тому +1

    The Clarinet is the Crazy Frog of instruments

  • @zm00nyz92
    @zm00nyz92 2 роки тому

    I knew he was a brass player even before I checked out his channel

  • @jimstantinople
    @jimstantinople 2 роки тому

    Trent you better be making more of these

  • @hankmason952
    @hankmason952 Рік тому

    My band teacher played this video in class. He didn’t realize it was fake until it said that the keys are put through a “rigorous 1950s education program”.

  • @gamingdragon2361
    @gamingdragon2361 2 роки тому +4

    As a clarinet player I can confirm, we hate being around other people and the more insufferable the tone, the better

    • @ARealTaco
      @ARealTaco 2 роки тому

      Do I make u uncomfortable?

    • @gamingdragon2361
      @gamingdragon2361 2 роки тому

      @@ARealTaco considering you have my exact old profile picture from a couple years ago, quite possibly

    • @ARealTaco
      @ARealTaco 2 роки тому

      @@gamingdragon2361 hehehehehehe
      Also like it’s crazy the amount of people that have this profile pic

  • @Metal-Possum
    @Metal-Possum 2 роки тому

    Woodwinds are fun to laugh at, but the Armenian duduk is a wonderful thing to hear.

  • @Ilicet
    @Ilicet 2 роки тому

    As soon as I saw this.. I immediately shared it with a friend who plays firewoods

  • @Andrew-wo8ry
    @Andrew-wo8ry 2 роки тому

    Great video!

  • @bamaslamma1003
    @bamaslamma1003 2 роки тому

    At 0:15, "Squidward, you're on."

  • @BloonMan137
    @BloonMan137 Рік тому

    My teacher played this. Best day.

  • @michaelimbesi2314
    @michaelimbesi2314 2 роки тому +1

    YOU MADE ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @billmccall6328
    @billmccall6328 Рік тому +1

    Trent: You are fantastic. Here in the USA, the few sane people left have completely lost their sense of humor . Thanks for making me laugh.

  • @superfella
    @superfella 2 роки тому +1

    Amazing...

  • @aaronlewis3030
    @aaronlewis3030 2 роки тому +1

    Amen

  • @Galfrid
    @Galfrid 2 роки тому

    Brilliant! 🤣

  • @PremierCCGuyMMXVI
    @PremierCCGuyMMXVI 2 роки тому

    As a Clarinetist myself, I loved this lol

  • @Ownxer
    @Ownxer 2 роки тому +3

    Interestingp

  • @sarastonebell9053
    @sarastonebell9053 2 роки тому

    Man I was expecting a legitimate video, but I found this guy! I think I saw someone reacting to a video a video of his, it was hilarious!

  • @zorakj
    @zorakj 2 роки тому +1

    I was going to complain about how you described how clarinetists play as “rubbing their fingers over the holes”, but that’d be a waste of breath.

  • @ogbredstiks9110
    @ogbredstiks9110 2 роки тому

    As a clarinet player, this is 100% accurate

  • @conradmailleue3687
    @conradmailleue3687 2 роки тому

    Well said, Trent! As a physicist, who practices musical acoustics, I can verify every one of your statements.

  • @thedartdomain4197
    @thedartdomain4197 2 роки тому

    As soon as he talked about the ducks at the start, I knew it was
    How its actually made

  • @christophermercer2632
    @christophermercer2632 Рік тому

    We need a trombone one next!!!!!😊

  • @NothingHereButMe
    @NothingHereButMe 2 роки тому

    I feel this is more applicable to the Sop. Sax.

  • @riy_llie8106
    @riy_llie8106 2 роки тому

    good gear

  • @SalMans838
    @SalMans838 2 роки тому

    Now this, this is a trend. He’s not copying is making it live.

  • @xrainings2664
    @xrainings2664 2 роки тому

    Okay I was so confused at first and thought it was legitimate and it’s so much better than I expected lmao

  • @erdbearrocks2918
    @erdbearrocks2918 2 роки тому

    Bro I watched this thinking it was real and I've never been more confused until i went down to to comment section

  • @hairpair8426
    @hairpair8426 2 роки тому +1

    The poor ducks :[

  • @howlinhobbit
    @howlinhobbit 2 роки тому +1

    clarinet was the first instrument I ever had formal instruction on (school band, 5th grade). I sucked at it then, and every time I’ve tried it since. my mom wouldn’t let me go with drums like I wanted to, so I blame her for the suckage. 🙄

  • @loganneedham279
    @loganneedham279 2 роки тому

    you gotta love seeing brass players hate on woodwinds. metal superiority!

  • @AndyMarsh
    @AndyMarsh 2 роки тому +1

    Is this a horn?

  • @IdkSomeName
    @IdkSomeName 10 місяців тому

    Bro my teacher thought this was real and played this!

  • @lotsabirds
    @lotsabirds 2 роки тому

    I had no idea this was how a clarinet was made....which one is the Double D key. I looked at that portion of the video where the keys were being made several times and was unable to tell?

  • @airsdreamscape
    @airsdreamscape 2 роки тому

    IK AM CRYING TALENTED BRASS PLAYERS URINE

  • @TWX1138
    @TWX1138 2 роки тому +2

    What's really funny, your video's auto-generated recommended followups are just about all about playing the clarinet, clarinet music, or selecting the best clarinet.

  • @metronoth
    @metronoth 2 роки тому

    We need justice for those ducks! Killed for the sake of a clarinet

  • @WarlordChaos
    @WarlordChaos 2 роки тому +1

    Not the urine 💀

  • @jm101
    @jm101 2 роки тому

    "A worker removes the fingerprints because most clarinetists don't like getting that close to people" hit a little to close to home

  • @pickles3829
    @pickles3829 2 роки тому +1

    A clarinetist would agree with this video tbh

  • @ericbingham-kumpfcomposer5293
    @ericbingham-kumpfcomposer5293 2 роки тому

    It was really good how you told all the details on how to make a clarinet. Urine? Really?

  • @RtsShrtFrRtthw
    @RtsShrtFrRtthw 2 роки тому

    I didn't realize this was the fucked up version lmao- even better

  • @TiredLazyFish_
    @TiredLazyFish_ Рік тому

    I play the clarinet and have watched how clarinets are made and i knew once it got to the urine part, this is wrong lol

  • @gulp5953
    @gulp5953 2 роки тому

    May we Inform Squidward to all of this

  • @ggarzagarcia
    @ggarzagarcia 2 роки тому +1

    I seriously was interested in seeing your video, about clarinet making. Little did I know that you did an expose on anas mortis (dead duck) 🦆 💀. Impressive scientific research 🧪

  • @comicsgator8527
    @comicsgator8527 2 роки тому +1

    “ Satisfied that the tone is insufferable”. 😂🤣

  • @daniambritish7068
    @daniambritish7068 2 роки тому

    I watched this thinking it was the actual process🙈

  • @KingstonFuchs
    @KingstonFuchs 2 роки тому

    But you didn’t have to cut me off…

  • @407kc9
    @407kc9 2 роки тому +2

    Squidward

  • @oliverdiamond6594
    @oliverdiamond6594 Рік тому

    "a vigorous 1950s education program to try and change their colour"
    HOL' UP

  • @svbarryduckworth628
    @svbarryduckworth628 2 роки тому +1

    Grind off its stump...

  • @RatBoy0
    @RatBoy0 2 роки тому

    I'm a clarinetist :(

  • @christophertsiliacos8958
    @christophertsiliacos8958 2 роки тому +2

    If you want a real cheap soprano saxophone just buy a party favor. 🤣

  • @TMBG1337
    @TMBG1337 2 роки тому

    Uploaded 2 days before a new How It's Actually Made. Coincidance? I think not