Tonight we decided to visit the Nine Hells and paint each others' nautiloids. I gave Tav's dimension hopping banger a Mount Celestia motif, Tav went to the infinite layers of the Abyss to procure Durge's nice new paint job, whereas Durge gave my world tree era pulsator the classic "if you're close enough to read this, I'll sign your contract" penned-in-blood treatment. "Hang on Durge, who's blood actually is this?" "I don't know but I will be needing my knife back if you're done with it." "What do you need a knife for anyway, Durge?" "I have some side projects to finish in the Gate." "Heh... guys... imagine being Balduran." "Anyway that's for later, right now we're going to put our boffin in a reasonably priced coffin. I didn't think anyone worshipped him any more, but nevertheless here he is, please welcome Jergal to the show!" "So, have you ever done this sort of thing before?" "No." "So how do you think you did on the scroll of wall of fame?" "Choose."
the last killing blow on the Netherbrain was my companion Gale, casting a disintegrate spell scroll at close range, so that intercontinental ballistic missile might as well be true.
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"wyll makes a warlock pact for a 2001 honda civic" is legendary LOL
Tonoight on Baulders Gear, Astarian sabotages a blood drive, Karlach installs a V12 into herself, and Laezel commits a hate crime.
Just one hate crime? Rookie numbers Laezel, c'mon
I imagine this hate crime once again involves some small creature adopted by Shadowheart or someone else in the party
Typical, Withers gets arrested for affordable healthcare (200Gp to un-die)
Paraphrasing a Tumblr post I saw years ago: “A necromancer is just a very late healer.”
Which can also be stolen back without any consequences.
He isn’t properly licensed to legally do that
@@SillyEveryDay Wait really?
@@endarus6053yep. You can pickpocket as many times as you want and he’ll never aggro on you even if you fail.
Flying a naultiloid to hell and back then crashing it in the middle of a warzone sounds like something they would do back in the day.
Ah yes, the car market is so busted I need to sell my soul for a 20+ years old car. But it is powered by ELDRITCH BLAST.
Tonight on Baldurs Gear...
Astarion: This is a bucket.
Karlach: Dear Gods
Astarion: There's more.
Karlach: No!
Gale: How... much... BREAD?
Honestly Wyll is so valid for that
When I heard the Top Gear intro I knew it'd be a banger
Tonight we decided to visit the Nine Hells and paint each others' nautiloids. I gave Tav's dimension hopping banger a Mount Celestia motif, Tav went to the infinite layers of the Abyss to procure Durge's nice new paint job, whereas Durge gave my world tree era pulsator the classic "if you're close enough to read this, I'll sign your contract" penned-in-blood treatment. "Hang on Durge, who's blood actually is this?" "I don't know but I will be needing my knife back if you're done with it." "What do you need a knife for anyway, Durge?" "I have some side projects to finish in the Gate." "Heh... guys... imagine being Balduran." "Anyway that's for later, right now we're going to put our boffin in a reasonably priced coffin. I didn't think anyone worshipped him any more, but nevertheless here he is, please welcome Jergal to the show!" "So, have you ever done this sort of thing before?" "No." "So how do you think you did on the scroll of wall of fame?" "Choose."
I think my first Top Gear intro was:
"Tonight, on Top Gear:
I wear a hat.
James wears a hat.
And Richard sits behind a short wall."
this meme is the new 'Yes I'm hater and a gate-keeper'
Plot Twist: Gale is the ICBM.
"Tonight! Shadowheart broods in a box, Astarion steals Lae'zel's silver sword and Karlach commits arson."
This sequel to that D&d movie sounds fun
Man the algorithm blessed me with this today
Everyone needs a shit-post from time to time
“Gale you sodding Tic-Tac”
Erry nice
this legit needs a jeremy clarkson read.
C'mon Wyll, I thought you were better than this. An '01 Civic? If the pact was for a '95 - '99 Civic, you'd have my utmost support and respect.
Tonight on Baldur's Gear: Shadowheart starts a cult, Halsin comes out as a furry, and Karlach commits arson.
the last killing blow on the Netherbrain was my companion Gale, casting a disintegrate spell scroll at close range, so that intercontinental ballistic missile might as well be true.
This game sounds mad fun
*Life insurance fraud
tip for those who want to see the thumbnail: refresh the vid, and it'll put you back there
I'm not crying, you are
Lore of TONIGHT ON BALDURS GEAR momentum 100
Didnt know I needed this. Withers be based tho
So no one's gonna talk about this version of Jessica in the background 💀
Legit just grabbed it from this video lmao. Soz for my unaccurate meme bro
'ery nice.
T O N O I G H T
Lmao
lower quality please