Karlach: Gale you've been sorting your staffs for hours can we just go kill some baddies already? Gale: First it should be "You've been sorting your *staves* for hours." Second, this is very important as both of these have a very specific use case. Not that I expect you to understand that. Karlach: Just go with that one. It's bigger. That means it hurtsmore, yeah? Gale: No! It's not just as simple as yelling MORE POWER and hurting the enemy more. There's nuance. This one, for example, let's me absorb the life essence of my foes and use necromancy without using any of my spell slots. And this- Karlach: Sounds great. Now absorb that one up your spell slot, and let's go.
Tonight we decided to visit the Nine Hells and paint each others' nautiloids. I gave Tav's dimension hopping banger a Mount Celestia motif, Tav went to the infinite layers of the Abyss to procure Durge's nice new paint job, whereas Durge gave my world tree era pulsator the classic "if you're close enough to read this, I'll sign your contract" penned-in-blood treatment. "Hang on Durge, who's blood actually is this?" "I don't know but I will be needing my knife back if you're done with it." "What do you need a knife for anyway, Durge?" "I have some side projects to finish in the Gate." "Heh... guys... imagine being Balduran." "Anyway that's for later, right now we're going to put our boffin in a reasonably priced coffin. I didn't think anyone worshipped him any more, but nevertheless here he is, please welcome Jergal to the show!" "So, have you ever done this sort of thing before?" "No." "So how do you think you did on the scroll of wall of fame?" "Choose."
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Tonoight on Baulders Gear, Astarian sabotages a blood drive, Karlach installs a V12 into herself, and Laezel commits a hate crime.
Just one hate crime? Rookie numbers Laezel, c'mon
I imagine this hate crime once again involves some small creature adopted by Shadowheart or someone else in the party
"wyll makes a warlock pact for a 2001 honda civic" is legendary LOL
Typical, Withers gets arrested for affordable healthcare (200Gp to un-die)
Paraphrasing a Tumblr post I saw years ago: “A necromancer is just a very late healer.”
Which can also be stolen back without any consequences.
He isn’t properly licensed to legally do that
@@MyUsernameIsGoofy Wait really?
@@endarus6053yep. You can pickpocket as many times as you want and he’ll never aggro on you even if you fail.
Flying a naultiloid to hell and back then crashing it in the middle of a warzone sounds like something they would do back in the day.
Tonight on Baldurs Gear...
Astarion: This is a bucket.
Karlach: Dear Gods
Astarion: There's more.
Karlach: No!
Gale: How... much... BREAD?
Ah yes, the car market is so busted I need to sell my soul for a 20+ years old car. But it is powered by ELDRITCH BLAST.
Karlach: Gale you've been sorting your staffs for hours can we just go kill some baddies already?
Gale: First it should be "You've been sorting your *staves* for hours." Second, this is very important as both of these have a very specific use case. Not that I expect you to understand that.
Karlach: Just go with that one. It's bigger. That means it hurtsmore, yeah?
Gale: No! It's not just as simple as yelling MORE POWER and hurting the enemy more. There's nuance. This one, for example, let's me absorb the life essence of my foes and use necromancy without using any of my spell slots. And this-
Karlach: Sounds great. Now absorb that one up your spell slot, and let's go.
This is brilliant 🤣👏🏻
As a main wizard player who likely spends more time than Gale sorting BOTH staves and other gear (especially robes), I felt that
When I heard the Top Gear intro I knew it'd be a banger
Honestly Wyll is so valid for that
Tonight we decided to visit the Nine Hells and paint each others' nautiloids. I gave Tav's dimension hopping banger a Mount Celestia motif, Tav went to the infinite layers of the Abyss to procure Durge's nice new paint job, whereas Durge gave my world tree era pulsator the classic "if you're close enough to read this, I'll sign your contract" penned-in-blood treatment. "Hang on Durge, who's blood actually is this?" "I don't know but I will be needing my knife back if you're done with it." "What do you need a knife for anyway, Durge?" "I have some side projects to finish in the Gate." "Heh... guys... imagine being Balduran." "Anyway that's for later, right now we're going to put our boffin in a reasonably priced coffin. I didn't think anyone worshipped him any more, but nevertheless here he is, please welcome Jergal to the show!" "So, have you ever done this sort of thing before?" "No." "So how do you think you did on the scroll of wall of fame?" "Choose."
I think my first Top Gear intro was:
"Tonight, on Top Gear:
I wear a hat.
James wears a hat.
And Richard sits behind a short wall."
this meme is the new 'Yes I'm hater and a gate-keeper'
C'mon Wyll, I thought you were better than this. An '01 Civic? If the pact was for a '95 - '99 Civic, you'd have my utmost support and respect.
Everyone needs a shit-post from time to time
This sequel to that D&d movie sounds fun
Man the algorithm blessed me with this today
this legit needs a jeremy clarkson read.
Plot Twist: Gale is the ICBM.
“Gale you sodding Tic-Tac”
Erry nice
tip for those who want to see the thumbnail: refresh the vid, and it'll put you back there
So no one's gonna talk about this version of Jessica in the background 💀
Legit just grabbed it from this video lmao. Soz for my unaccurate meme bro
Didnt know I needed this. Withers be based tho
*Life insurance fraud
This game sounds mad fun
'ery nice.
I'm not crying, you are
Lore of TONIGHT ON BALDURS GEAR momentum 100
lower quality please
Lmao
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