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  • Austin Powers Goldmember-Doctor Evil's Plan
    Globes and meteors

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  • @SJMJ91
    @SJMJ91 2 роки тому +127

    No matter how many times I see this film, I always crack up at the submarine farting! 🤣

    • @ryecallan6095
      @ryecallan6095 Рік тому +4

      You're not alone. I cry laughing every time I see that part.

    • @kahrahnoel814
      @kahrahnoel814 Рік тому +4

      Same.

    • @jkb2016
      @jkb2016 Рік тому +4

      That's because humans are biologically wired to find farts funny. It's proven. You can fart while declaring a war and your audience will laugh!

  • @jacksonia7724
    @jacksonia7724 2 роки тому +103

    I swear these films were just incredibly funny to me. I quote them daily 😂😂

    • @alecfoster5542
      @alecfoster5542 Рік тому +5

      The most underrated comedy series of all time.

    • @garrymusselwhite5043
      @garrymusselwhite5043 Рік тому +1

      I drive my friends nuts at time coming out with schtoopid things!

  • @ericsantana1184
    @ericsantana1184 3 роки тому +201

    Welcome to my new submarine lair. It's long and hard and full of seamen. 😂😂😂 I didn't figure it out for so many years until my college years.

    • @curious5661
      @curious5661 3 роки тому +3

      No? Nothing? Not even a titter? Tough sub..

    • @camerongurganus3926
      @camerongurganus3926 3 роки тому +7

      They way he looks around to see if everyone is laughing is the same way my friend be laughing when he roasts me 😂

    • @FutureSerialKiller
      @FutureSerialKiller 2 роки тому +3

      I said it once when I was a kid in front of my parents when I didn't no what I was talking about and I remember getting yelled at 🤣

    • @michaelweyhrach1223
      @michaelweyhrach1223 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JosChelleMayor22
      @JosChelleMayor22 2 роки тому +1

      its a navy joke.... answer is SUBMARINE

  • @garrymusselwhite5043
    @garrymusselwhite5043 Рік тому +43

    Goldmember cracks me up all the time! 'Yesh! Yesh! Salty...!' 🤣

  • @dragoncaptain678
    @dragoncaptain678 Рік тому +53

    The "jack in the box", and "the meteor" still makes me laugh

  • @parkersandahl3949
    @parkersandahl3949 6 місяців тому +11

    Fun fact: in this scene Mike Myers who played as Dr evil did not wear protection during the meteor demonstration he wanted to make it a genuine reaction

  • @nicholasheredia4235
    @nicholasheredia4235 2 роки тому +54

    1:59 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, NUMBNUTS, YOU’VE SUCCEEDED IN TURNING ME INTO A FREAKING JACK-IN-THE-BOX! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dylanthebiguy
      @dylanthebiguy 9 місяців тому +1

      GET IT OFF GET IT OFF, ITS DARK ITS DARK

  • @camerongurganus3926
    @camerongurganus3926 3 роки тому +69

    The way he laughs at his own joke 😂🤣😭

  • @steve88luv
    @steve88luv 2 роки тому +40

    You just know when number 2 goes oh boy and rolls his eyes that these physical demonstrations always end badly. I love it, one simple line and look tells it all

    • @TheJcjonesacp
      @TheJcjonesacp 8 місяців тому

      He didn’t a really say oh boy, he said something in German which as far as I can tell was “Heiliger Wald” which means sacred forest I think

    • @elcheez
      @elcheez 8 місяців тому

      @@TheJcjonesacpit’s “oy gevalt”

    • @DaviCarneiro-f5x
      @DaviCarneiro-f5x 21 день тому

      He's so tired of this bullsheet 😂

  • @divineinterruption9816
    @divineinterruption9816 3 роки тому +41

    The valet is so good, so subtle 😂

    • @563756297
      @563756297 3 роки тому +7

      This is a movie I’ve watched a thousand times and I could quote it from front to back but that was so subtle that I only noticed it two days ago.

    • @austinjacobson2572
      @austinjacobson2572 3 роки тому +2

      @@563756297 dude same

    • @michaelramirez5435
      @michaelramirez5435 3 роки тому +1

      Confused here.. what am I missing?

    • @JaseekaRawr
      @JaseekaRawr 10 місяців тому +1

      ​​​@@michaelramirez5435 at 1:14 right after Goldmember eats his skin flake, a valet appears & takes Dr. Evil's chair after giving him a ticket for it. We were all so grossed out by the skin eating that we missed it lol! I had no clue either, had to replay it to see there even was a valet. Very subtle! 😂👌
      Btw I even have Dermatophagia(I pick at my skin) but was still viscerally repulsed by the skin eating 😆 Even tho I gnaw at my own hands lmao 😅 It's a form of OCD, apparently, which I've been diagnosed with.

    • @ThiagoMedeirosGeo
      @ThiagoMedeirosGeo 9 місяців тому

      That's straight out of Zucker / Abrahams/ Zucker movies! Subtle, absurd and incredibly funny when you realize

  • @jaredjds2011
    @jaredjds2011 Рік тому +13

    1:09 lmfao “ya did” 😂😂😂😂

  • @standoughope
    @standoughope 4 місяці тому +4

    This film never skips a chance to make a joke.

  • @rachieleigh1234
    @rachieleigh1234 2 роки тому +17

    RIP Verne Troyer 😭😭😭

  • @kahrahnoel814
    @kahrahnoel814 Рік тому +29

    0:07 This part cracks me up every time. 😂😆😆

  • @jayofthelion4262
    @jayofthelion4262 3 роки тому +162

    “All right you’re not gonna put that skin in your mouth are you?”
    “You did, okay that’s just gross!” Lol

    • @Shade571
      @Shade571 3 роки тому +24

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
      Yesh Shalty, Yesh, That wash gud

    • @krtlkid
      @krtlkid 3 роки тому +8

      I just love that part.As evil as Dr Evil is even he would be disgusted at that.

    • @eleanorhogan8643
      @eleanorhogan8643 3 роки тому +7

      Well to be fair, even Dr Evil has his limits.

    • @Junkhead817
      @Junkhead817 3 роки тому

      Yes.the best thing lol

    • @juanriosjr494
      @juanriosjr494 2 роки тому +6

      That was a good scene when Dr. Evil said that's just gross🤣

  • @rabidwolverine9269
    @rabidwolverine9269 3 роки тому +24

    0:57 This is a keeper.

    • @MAnuscript421
      @MAnuscript421 2 роки тому +3

      Rrright, you're not gonna put that skin in your mouth, are you?..... Ya did. Okay, that's just gross.

  • @bobsaget832
    @bobsaget832 Місяць тому +2

    I absolutely loved this movie as a kid. Haven’t seen it in over a decade atleast. And my god, gold member eating his skin flakes grosses me out so much now lol it’s tough to watch

    • @ChrisXperince
      @ChrisXperince 26 днів тому

      Watch Texas chainsaw massacre 2 and you'll see where he gets the inspiration

  • @nickgreen4731
    @nickgreen4731 2 роки тому +15

    One of those scenes that you miss most of on the first viewing because you can't see through the tears...

  • @redpyramid1914
    @redpyramid1914 2 роки тому +13

    "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my new submarine lair.
    It's long and hard and full of seamen."

  • @davyjones6154
    @davyjones6154 2 роки тому +28

    I watched this movie when I was little and didn't understand a whole lot of the jokes. I remember being very confused when Dr evil counted three nuts. For a long time I thought I was supposed to have a third one. 🤣

    • @MichaelBradley1967
      @MichaelBradley1967  2 роки тому +7

      You DON'T???

    • @jldog134
      @jldog134 2 роки тому

      He was probably checking for his pecker

    • @EliaForce1984ita
      @EliaForce1984ita 2 роки тому +3

      I still don't get the three balls joke to this day

    • @AntasmaTheBatKing
      @AntasmaTheBatKing Рік тому

      @@EliaForce1984ita
      Dr. Evil is Nine-Toes from Borderlands CONFIRMED!

  • @PoeDameron15
    @PoeDameron15 2 роки тому +21

    1:04, even though he’s a villain, Dr. Evil has his limits.

  • @ddthewolf
    @ddthewolf Рік тому +10

    2:14 Number 2 had the right idea lol

  • @parkerbeard6170
    @parkerbeard6170 2 роки тому +11

    "You know Goldmember, I don't think that's something one dude should say to another dude. Yeah little creepy"

  • @danielanguiano4635
    @danielanguiano4635 Рік тому +4

    1:02, 1:13

  • @harryg2453
    @harryg2453 2 роки тому +6

    Love the look on mini me's face just before he throws the meteor XD

  • @ronanl9012
    @ronanl9012 Рік тому +1

    This is my second and most favorite part of my favorite Austin Powers movie.

  • @Zooko23NY
    @Zooko23NY 11 місяців тому +4

    Funny scene. Aren't they all? For me its the throw away jokes that are added into the main joke that make them funny.
    Goldmember saying "Village Peo-ple" to himself and Dr. Evil screaming "NO WAY!" are my favorite parts of this scene. Lastly is the "1... 2... 3ok".

  • @xmenforever4764
    @xmenforever4764 2 роки тому +13

    1:52-2:13 Funniest part ever 🤣🤣🤣
    LOWER THE GLOBE!!!!!!!
    RELEASE THE METEOR!!!!!!!!

    • @parkerbeard6170
      @parkerbeard6170 8 місяців тому

      "Ohhhh. Oh NO WAY! GOD DAMN IT! GUYS? WAY TO GO AHOLE! Alright if I can just try to find my BALLS for God Sakes. 1,2 and 3 I'm OK"😂😂😂

  • @djfreem6881
    @djfreem6881 2 роки тому +9

    It’s the fact that Ms. Briggs though… Mindy Sterling is an amazing actress and doesn’t get enough credit

  • @HimmyNuetron97
    @HimmyNuetron97 3 роки тому +19

    0:16 I wheeze the same way bruh🤣🤣🤣

  • @canadian_ray_finkleeh9019
    @canadian_ray_finkleeh9019 3 роки тому +21

    "RELEASE THE GLLLOOOOBBBEEE"

  • @nyc914
    @nyc914 3 роки тому +18

    Mini Me as a a clone should have laughed at that seamen joke

    • @DaRyteJuan
      @DaRyteJuan 8 місяців тому

      That’s what makes it even funnier that the joke failed.

  • @AntasmaTheBatKing
    @AntasmaTheBatKing Рік тому +3

    Dr. Evil's meteorite hit him in HIS meteorites! 🤣

  • @PolymurExcel
    @PolymurExcel 2 місяці тому +1

    I didn’t pick up on the fact Dr. Evil’s suit resembles a Naval Officer’s Dress uniform till just now.

  • @agenttheater5
    @agenttheater5 Рік тому +4

    1:02 Frau: Remind me why we had to actually bring him along with us for this scheme?

  • @davahcash4124
    @davahcash4124 2 роки тому +10

    I thought it's so funny when Goldmember laugh when u heard preparation h

    • @PintheDog
      @PintheDog Рік тому

      +Davah Cash Goldmember, like Scott, knew what Preparation H actually was.

  • @kahrahnoel814
    @kahrahnoel814 Рік тому +29

    1:04 "Err...right, you're not going to put that skin in your mouth, are ya?"
    (Goldmember eats it)
    "Ya did. Okay, that's just gross!" (Mini-Me is grossed out)

    • @eleanorhogan8643
      @eleanorhogan8643 Рік тому +3

      Even Dr Evil has standards and his limits.

    • @mclohan
      @mclohan Рік тому +4

      This is great for people that are def or don’t have subtitles!

    • @Assassin0Ninja
      @Assassin0Ninja 10 місяців тому +2

      Yesh... shalty 😋

    • @gundome12
      @gundome12 9 місяців тому

      Never understood why why he does that LOL talk to himself

  • @jamesedwards4827
    @jamesedwards4827 Рік тому +8

    They honestly never make movies like this anymore 😢

    • @dylanthebiguy
      @dylanthebiguy 9 місяців тому

      Yeah...........should they make 1 more by having Austin and Dr. Evil team up to stop Scott with his evil plans but during it they couldn't get along due to all the stuff they had during the last 3 movies and such?

    • @KenMasters.
      @KenMasters. 3 місяці тому

      That's because Hollywood is now turned into Hollywoke.

    • @KenMasters.
      @KenMasters. 3 місяці тому

      @@dylanthebiguy
      Mike Myers actually opted to do a prequel after doing Goldmember, but instead he gave us The Love Guru. 🙄

  • @КГБКолДжорджКостанца

    i just realized the name Preparation H, xD oh my goodness after that Ointment

    • @MichaelBradley1967
      @MichaelBradley1967  Рік тому

      There were many silly references through the movies. ua-cam.com/video/Ei_GZnrr1nw/v-deo.html

  • @JohnSmith-pl4sf
    @JohnSmith-pl4sf Рік тому +2

    Watching this cracked me up so much as a kid

  • @Buluga06
    @Buluga06 2 роки тому +4

    I laughed so hard when the submarine farts

  • @MrJIMMYDANUB
    @MrJIMMYDANUB 3 роки тому +21

    Bruh. This is the funniest shit I have EVER seen

  • @angiehines9254
    @angiehines9254 2 роки тому +4

    2:17

  • @luislopez3726
    @luislopez3726 Рік тому +4

    The wheezing Mike did was also done for The Cat In The Hat (Spencer Breslin, Dakota Fanning, Alec Baldwin)
    2:17 Especially getting hit in the gonads, even as Fat Bastard in 'The Spy Who Shagged Me.' Not to mention the scene from Shrek 2 while trying to attack Puss 'N Boots (Antonio Banderas)

  • @akatsukijutsu545
    @akatsukijutsu545 3 роки тому +7

    He may have only been in 1 of the 3 but goldmember and also fat bastard are definitely my favorites of the series

  • @kahrahnoel814
    @kahrahnoel814 Рік тому +10

    1:51 "Lower the Globe!"
    "LOWER THE GLOBE" (Globe falls onto Dr. Evil's head) "OW! OW! WELL CONGRATULATIONS NUMBSKULL, YOU'VE SUCCEEDED IN TURNING ME INTO A FRICKING JACK-IN-THE-BOX! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! IT'S DARK! IT'S DARK!" (Number two removes the Globe from his head) "I'm okay. I'm okay. Release the Meteor"
    "RELEASE THE METEOR!!"
    (Mini-Me releases the meteor which hits Dr. Evil in the crotch)
    "OW! OW! NO WAY!!"
    "Right in the kisser"
    "GOSH DARN IT!! (kicks but still in pain) OH!! GUYS...! WAY TO GO, BUTTHOLE! All right, hold on, I'm trying to pull myself together for God's sake. 1, 2 and 3. Okay, I'm okay."

  • @fabiolavivanco2574
    @fabiolavivanco2574 2 роки тому +5

    1:07 Nasty

  • @beachaddict7653
    @beachaddict7653 6 місяців тому +1

    It's hard to believe that this was over 22 years ago, but here we are.

  • @oscarballesteros225
    @oscarballesteros225 2 роки тому +5

    It’s always freaked me out so much the skin part

  • @spideybrez1299
    @spideybrez1299 5 місяців тому +2

    1:55-2:09
    I thought the weight of the world was carried on the shoulders, not the head! 😂

  • @peterdavies2960
    @peterdavies2960 2 роки тому +4

    1:08 Chalmers: SKINneeeeeeeeeeerrrrr!!!!! 😈😂

  • @chadonufreychuk1170
    @chadonufreychuk1170 Рік тому +1

    Watched it in the psycward. Brought back memories haha

  • @joylynch5204
    @joylynch5204 2 роки тому +4

    1,2, and 3...okay I’m okay lol

  • @Savenmi
    @Savenmi 11 місяців тому +3

    0:25 Hmm what he was joking about?

  • @euanscotland
    @euanscotland 3 роки тому +10

    To be fair.
    Its a truly evil plan.

  • @topgun767
    @topgun767 2 роки тому +2

    "it's long and hard and full of seamen" 0:25 lolllllllll

  • @Gary-bn8kf
    @Gary-bn8kf 10 місяців тому +2

    Its long and hard and full of sea men! ...Nothing? No? Nott even a titter? Tough sub! 😂

  • @kahrahnoel814
    @kahrahnoel814 Рік тому +1

    2:23 "GOSH DARN IT!"

  • @sincerelyj2361
    @sincerelyj2361 3 роки тому +16

    I hate how Netflix took down the whole trilogy

  • @cliveboyland8980
    @cliveboyland8980 11 місяців тому +1

    Never noticed the guy taking his chair give him a number lol

  • @robertopena8645
    @robertopena8645 Рік тому +1

    Right in the cañikey

  • @JGGuitarCovers
    @JGGuitarCovers 2 роки тому +4

    May I present to you: the very sexual, the very toit... Austin Powers' fahza!

  • @jodyfox724
    @jodyfox724 6 місяців тому

    This Goldmember from Austin powers wet dream

  • @sharanquiett9412
    @sharanquiett9412 3 роки тому +3

    Oh that must've hurt

  • @masterzombie161
    @masterzombie161 Рік тому +2

    “I’m going to cause a global flood, that is if you pay a lot of money.”
    “Well what’s the point of paying you if there’s no point of actually using the money?”
    “….shit.”

  • @sharanquiett9412
    @sharanquiett9412 3 роки тому +2

    When you do something wrong you must apologize and Mini me didn't know that.

  • @navrroboy
    @navrroboy 2 роки тому +6

    Sounded like R. Lee Ermeys' voice saying "GODDAMIT "...just saying

  • @dayvioncarter2246
    @dayvioncarter2246 Рік тому +2

    1:54

  • @chrisgrech4939
    @chrisgrech4939 3 роки тому +8

    Am I the only one who thinks that fart was hilarious lol

  • @Joodaeu
    @Joodaeu Рік тому +2

    This aged well…

  • @christophertadeo6120
    @christophertadeo6120 2 роки тому +3

    Dried scabs... He just ate dried scabs...😳

  • @goldenstandard187
    @goldenstandard187 3 роки тому +3

    💛

  • @sharanquiett9412
    @sharanquiett9412 3 роки тому +2

    That globe was made of glass

  • @michaelweyhrach1223
    @michaelweyhrach1223 2 роки тому +2

    Its long & hard and full of seamen.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nickaustin3664
    @nickaustin3664 2 місяці тому +1

    You know Goldmember I don't think that's something one dude should say to another dude. Yeah, a little creepy.

  • @michaelyoung9753
    @michaelyoung9753 Рік тому +4

    It's even funnier cause the visual representation of Preparation H during Dr. Evil's brief looks like a suppository going into an anus lol.

  • @shaneinkster4775
    @shaneinkster4775 2 роки тому +4

    Dr. Evil has 3 Testies?

  • @glenncook6734
    @glenncook6734 7 місяців тому +2

    2:29 2:01

  • @TomYeeha
    @TomYeeha 3 роки тому +4

    Tough sub

  • @taylorsmith9629
    @taylorsmith9629 8 місяців тому +1

    Dr Evil looks like Jeff Bezos

  • @zoron8952
    @zoron8952 Рік тому +1

    3?

  • @glenncook6734
    @glenncook6734 7 місяців тому +1

    1:59 2:29 2:02

  • @sharanquiett9412
    @sharanquiett9412 3 роки тому +2

    Dr. Evil got hurt twice

  • @zoidboy1569
    @zoidboy1569 Рік тому +1

    Rip Verne

  • @barontynan
    @barontynan 11 місяців тому +1

    Did Dr Evil or Number Two fart at 2:10? Or is that just the sound the globe makes as it’s pulled off his head?

  • @gftyhify
    @gftyhify 2 роки тому +2

    What did Number 2 say at 1:48?

    • @MichaelBradley1967
      @MichaelBradley1967  2 роки тому +1

      "oy gevalt", a Jewish/Yiddish phrase expressing dismay or exasperation.

    • @harlleygurrola8394
      @harlleygurrola8394 Рік тому +2

      @Michael Bradley Basically it's the Equivalent of a disgruntled / dismayed Groan

  • @user-xr2rl8tu8s
    @user-xr2rl8tu8s 8 місяців тому

    ОШТИН ПАУЭРШ ФАЖА!

  • @jayansamirverma6770
    @jayansamirverma6770 11 місяців тому +1

    1,2 and 3 😂

  • @michaelweyhrach1223
    @michaelweyhrach1223 2 роки тому +5

    Your looking very toyt, toyt like a toyger.... Lmao

  • @armichevieradeniz
    @armichevieradeniz 3 роки тому +2

    1:57 Scheiße!!!

  • @Kaboomboo
    @Kaboomboo Рік тому +2

    I'm not a physicist by any means, but doesn't ice displace the same volume of water as it does in its frozen form? Meaning the water levels would be the same?

    • @MichaelBradley1967
      @MichaelBradley1967  Рік тому

      If ice that is currently above sea-level melts, that would add to the water level. Like all the stuff on Greenland or Antarctica, plus any ice shelves that have a fair amount of ice exposed.

    • @Kaboomboo
      @Kaboomboo Рік тому +1

      @@MichaelBradley1967 Yes, but that's still volume that the ice displace. Unless you are talking about ice that is on land that eventually melts and goes into the sea? Then that makes sense.

    • @MichaelBradley1967
      @MichaelBradley1967  Рік тому

      @@Kaboomboo Yep, the glaciers on land for sure, and I'm no expert, but I think any part of a berg that is above the water would be additional volume.

    • @Kaboomboo
      @Kaboomboo Рік тому +1

      @@MichaelBradley1967 No no, that's the point I'm making. Glaciers on water displaces the same amount of water despite its state. I had a science book that had an experiment in which you fill a glass all the way to the top and put ice cubes in it until it's just about to spill over. Once the ice melts, the water level is the same. The matter cannot be created nor destroyed, so the water goes from a solid state to a liquid state but still occupies the same amount of space. Thus the water level will not be changed.
      However, as I previously mentioned, this doesn't take into account water that was elsewhere (on land) that eventually melts and goes into the sea. Then the water levels will be affected, which appears to be what his plan is.

    • @ash-3340
      @ash-3340 10 місяців тому

      @@Kaboombooits a movie mate get a grip

  • @jonedwards3867
    @jonedwards3867 2 роки тому +3

    And that's how global warming is happening.

  • @bantehayes9973
    @bantehayes9973 11 місяців тому +1

    Fucking valet for his chair lol

  • @lessthanthreemetal
    @lessthanthreemetal 2 роки тому +2

    MAGMAH

  • @steveschair1918
    @steveschair1918 2 роки тому +1

    Guuuyys?!?

  • @MLGAME_
    @MLGAME_ Рік тому +1

    Its long and hard hold up pause 😂

  • @vincentalvarado1009
    @vincentalvarado1009 10 місяців тому

    1:55 1:56

  • @thelastride6718
    @thelastride6718 2 роки тому +1

    1:05

  • @sharanquiett9412
    @sharanquiett9412 3 роки тому +2

    Dr. evil got hurt badly and he is a human not a toy

  • @MrZillas
    @MrZillas Рік тому +1

    Btw: "Scheisse" is german and means "shit".