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No matter how many times I see this film, I always crack up at the submarine farting! 🤣
You're not alone. I cry laughing every time I see that part.
Same.
That's because humans are biologically wired to find farts funny. It's proven. You can fart while declaring a war and your audience will laugh!
I swear these films were just incredibly funny to me. I quote them daily 😂😂
The most underrated comedy series of all time.
I drive my friends nuts at time coming out with schtoopid things!
Welcome to my new submarine lair. It's long and hard and full of seamen. 😂😂😂 I didn't figure it out for so many years until my college years.
No? Nothing? Not even a titter? Tough sub..
They way he looks around to see if everyone is laughing is the same way my friend be laughing when he roasts me 😂
I said it once when I was a kid in front of my parents when I didn't no what I was talking about and I remember getting yelled at 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
its a navy joke.... answer is SUBMARINE
Goldmember cracks me up all the time! 'Yesh! Yesh! Salty...!' 🤣
The "jack in the box", and "the meteor" still makes me laugh
Fun fact: in this scene Mike Myers who played as Dr evil did not wear protection during the meteor demonstration he wanted to make it a genuine reaction
1:59 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, NUMBNUTS, YOU’VE SUCCEEDED IN TURNING ME INTO A FREAKING JACK-IN-THE-BOX! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
GET IT OFF GET IT OFF, ITS DARK ITS DARK
The way he laughs at his own joke 😂🤣😭
Yeah...I get the joke, but...uhh...that..that wasn't even funny.
Long and hard and full of seman
You just know when number 2 goes oh boy and rolls his eyes that these physical demonstrations always end badly. I love it, one simple line and look tells it all
He didn’t a really say oh boy, he said something in German which as far as I can tell was “Heiliger Wald” which means sacred forest I think
@@TheJcjonesacpit’s “oy gevalt”
He's so tired of this bullsheet 😂
The valet is so good, so subtle 😂
This is a movie I’ve watched a thousand times and I could quote it from front to back but that was so subtle that I only noticed it two days ago.
@@563756297 dude same
Confused here.. what am I missing?
@@michaelramirez5435 at 1:14 right after Goldmember eats his skin flake, a valet appears & takes Dr. Evil's chair after giving him a ticket for it. We were all so grossed out by the skin eating that we missed it lol! I had no clue either, had to replay it to see there even was a valet. Very subtle! 😂👌
Btw I even have Dermatophagia(I pick at my skin) but was still viscerally repulsed by the skin eating 😆 Even tho I gnaw at my own hands lmao 😅 It's a form of OCD, apparently, which I've been diagnosed with.
That's straight out of Zucker / Abrahams/ Zucker movies! Subtle, absurd and incredibly funny when you realize
1:09 lmfao “ya did” 😂😂😂😂
Ok that's just gross
This film never skips a chance to make a joke.
RIP Verne Troyer 😭😭😭
0:07 This part cracks me up every time. 😂😆😆
“All right you’re not gonna put that skin in your mouth are you?”
“You did, okay that’s just gross!” Lol
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Yesh Shalty, Yesh, That wash gud
I just love that part.As evil as Dr Evil is even he would be disgusted at that.
Well to be fair, even Dr Evil has his limits.
Yes.the best thing lol
That was a good scene when Dr. Evil said that's just gross🤣
0:57 This is a keeper.
Rrright, you're not gonna put that skin in your mouth, are you?..... Ya did. Okay, that's just gross.
I absolutely loved this movie as a kid. Haven’t seen it in over a decade atleast. And my god, gold member eating his skin flakes grosses me out so much now lol it’s tough to watch
Watch Texas chainsaw massacre 2 and you'll see where he gets the inspiration
One of those scenes that you miss most of on the first viewing because you can't see through the tears...
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my new submarine lair.
It's long and hard and full of seamen."
I watched this movie when I was little and didn't understand a whole lot of the jokes. I remember being very confused when Dr evil counted three nuts. For a long time I thought I was supposed to have a third one. 🤣
You DON'T???
He was probably checking for his pecker
I still don't get the three balls joke to this day
@@EliaForce1984ita
Dr. Evil is Nine-Toes from Borderlands CONFIRMED!
1:04, even though he’s a villain, Dr. Evil has his limits.
2:14 Number 2 had the right idea lol
"You know Goldmember, I don't think that's something one dude should say to another dude. Yeah little creepy"
1:02, 1:13
Love the look on mini me's face just before he throws the meteor XD
This is my second and most favorite part of my favorite Austin Powers movie.
Funny scene. Aren't they all? For me its the throw away jokes that are added into the main joke that make them funny.
Goldmember saying "Village Peo-ple" to himself and Dr. Evil screaming "NO WAY!" are my favorite parts of this scene. Lastly is the "1... 2... 3ok".
1:52-2:13 Funniest part ever 🤣🤣🤣
LOWER THE GLOBE!!!!!!!
RELEASE THE METEOR!!!!!!!!
"Ohhhh. Oh NO WAY! GOD DAMN IT! GUYS? WAY TO GO AHOLE! Alright if I can just try to find my BALLS for God Sakes. 1,2 and 3 I'm OK"😂😂😂
It’s the fact that Ms. Briggs though… Mindy Sterling is an amazing actress and doesn’t get enough credit
She’s cringe af
0:16 I wheeze the same way bruh🤣🤣🤣
"RELEASE THE GLLLOOOOBBBEEE"
Mini Me as a a clone should have laughed at that seamen joke
That’s what makes it even funnier that the joke failed.
Dr. Evil's meteorite hit him in HIS meteorites! 🤣
I didn’t pick up on the fact Dr. Evil’s suit resembles a Naval Officer’s Dress uniform till just now.
1:02 Frau: Remind me why we had to actually bring him along with us for this scheme?
I thought it's so funny when Goldmember laugh when u heard preparation h
+Davah Cash Goldmember, like Scott, knew what Preparation H actually was.
1:04 "Err...right, you're not going to put that skin in your mouth, are ya?"
(Goldmember eats it)
"Ya did. Okay, that's just gross!" (Mini-Me is grossed out)
Even Dr Evil has standards and his limits.
This is great for people that are def or don’t have subtitles!
Yesh... shalty 😋
Never understood why why he does that LOL talk to himself
They honestly never make movies like this anymore 😢
Yeah...........should they make 1 more by having Austin and Dr. Evil team up to stop Scott with his evil plans but during it they couldn't get along due to all the stuff they had during the last 3 movies and such?
That's because Hollywood is now turned into Hollywoke.
@@dylanthebiguy
Mike Myers actually opted to do a prequel after doing Goldmember, but instead he gave us The Love Guru. 🙄
i just realized the name Preparation H, xD oh my goodness after that Ointment
There were many silly references through the movies. ua-cam.com/video/Ei_GZnrr1nw/v-deo.html
Watching this cracked me up so much as a kid
I laughed so hard when the submarine farts
Bruh. This is the funniest shit I have EVER seen
2:17
The wheezing Mike did was also done for The Cat In The Hat (Spencer Breslin, Dakota Fanning, Alec Baldwin)
2:17 Especially getting hit in the gonads, even as Fat Bastard in 'The Spy Who Shagged Me.' Not to mention the scene from Shrek 2 while trying to attack Puss 'N Boots (Antonio Banderas)
He may have only been in 1 of the 3 but goldmember and also fat bastard are definitely my favorites of the series
1:51 "Lower the Globe!"
"LOWER THE GLOBE" (Globe falls onto Dr. Evil's head) "OW! OW! WELL CONGRATULATIONS NUMBSKULL, YOU'VE SUCCEEDED IN TURNING ME INTO A FRICKING JACK-IN-THE-BOX! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! IT'S DARK! IT'S DARK!" (Number two removes the Globe from his head) "I'm okay. I'm okay. Release the Meteor"
"RELEASE THE METEOR!!"
(Mini-Me releases the meteor which hits Dr. Evil in the crotch)
"OW! OW! NO WAY!!"
"Right in the kisser"
"GOSH DARN IT!! (kicks but still in pain) OH!! GUYS...! WAY TO GO, BUTTHOLE! All right, hold on, I'm trying to pull myself together for God's sake. 1, 2 and 3. Okay, I'm okay."
Schisser! 😂
1:07 Nasty
It's hard to believe that this was over 22 years ago, but here we are.
It’s always freaked me out so much the skin part
1:55-2:09
I thought the weight of the world was carried on the shoulders, not the head! 😂
1:08 Chalmers: SKINneeeeeeeeeeerrrrr!!!!! 😈😂
Watched it in the psycward. Brought back memories haha
1,2, and 3...okay I’m okay lol
0:25 Hmm what he was joking about?
To be fair.
Its a truly evil plan.
"it's long and hard and full of seamen" 0:25 lolllllllll
Its long and hard and full of sea men! ...Nothing? No? Nott even a titter? Tough sub! 😂
2:23 "GOSH DARN IT!"
I hate how Netflix took down the whole trilogy
I'm a physical media whore myself. The 3 movies are in a nice thin blu-ray set that can be had for $15 or less.
Theyre on HBO Max
Not in Canada
It's back up
The Austin powers trilogy is on Netflix
Never noticed the guy taking his chair give him a number lol
Right in the cañikey
May I present to you: the very sexual, the very toit... Austin Powers' fahza!
This Goldmember from Austin powers wet dream
Oh that must've hurt
“I’m going to cause a global flood, that is if you pay a lot of money.”
“Well what’s the point of paying you if there’s no point of actually using the money?”
“….shit.”
When you do something wrong you must apologize and Mini me didn't know that.
Sounded like R. Lee Ermeys' voice saying "GODDAMIT "...just saying
1:54
2:17
Am I the only one who thinks that fart was hilarious lol
This aged well…
Dried scabs... He just ate dried scabs...😳
💛
That globe was made of glass
Its long & hard and full of seamen.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You know Goldmember I don't think that's something one dude should say to another dude. Yeah, a little creepy.
It's even funnier cause the visual representation of Preparation H during Dr. Evil's brief looks like a suppository going into an anus lol.
Dr. Evil has 3 Testies?
It makes up for Hitler only having one maybe?
2:29 2:01
Tough sub
Dr Evil looks like Jeff Bezos
3?
1:59 2:29 2:02
Dr. Evil got hurt twice
Rip Verne
Did Dr Evil or Number Two fart at 2:10? Or is that just the sound the globe makes as it’s pulled off his head?
What did Number 2 say at 1:48?
"oy gevalt", a Jewish/Yiddish phrase expressing dismay or exasperation.
@Michael Bradley Basically it's the Equivalent of a disgruntled / dismayed Groan
ОШТИН ПАУЭРШ ФАЖА!
1,2 and 3 😂
Your looking very toyt, toyt like a toyger.... Lmao
1:57 Scheiße!!!
I'm not a physicist by any means, but doesn't ice displace the same volume of water as it does in its frozen form? Meaning the water levels would be the same?
If ice that is currently above sea-level melts, that would add to the water level. Like all the stuff on Greenland or Antarctica, plus any ice shelves that have a fair amount of ice exposed.
@@MichaelBradley1967 Yes, but that's still volume that the ice displace. Unless you are talking about ice that is on land that eventually melts and goes into the sea? Then that makes sense.
@@Kaboomboo Yep, the glaciers on land for sure, and I'm no expert, but I think any part of a berg that is above the water would be additional volume.
@@MichaelBradley1967 No no, that's the point I'm making. Glaciers on water displaces the same amount of water despite its state. I had a science book that had an experiment in which you fill a glass all the way to the top and put ice cubes in it until it's just about to spill over. Once the ice melts, the water level is the same. The matter cannot be created nor destroyed, so the water goes from a solid state to a liquid state but still occupies the same amount of space. Thus the water level will not be changed.
However, as I previously mentioned, this doesn't take into account water that was elsewhere (on land) that eventually melts and goes into the sea. Then the water levels will be affected, which appears to be what his plan is.
@@Kaboombooits a movie mate get a grip
And that's how global warming is happening.
Fucking valet for his chair lol
MAGMAH
Guuuyys?!?
Its long and hard hold up pause 😂
1:55 1:56
1:05
Dr. evil got hurt badly and he is a human not a toy
Btw: "Scheisse" is german and means "shit".