Man Kicked Out Of Parents' House Turns To Alex Jones For Guidance

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  • Опубліковано 11 сер 2018
  • In this Majority Report, Alex Jones tries to sell Michael Rotondo racism pills.
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    "CAMILLUS, N.Y. (AP) - The 30-year-old man whose eviction from his parents’ suburban home drew national attention finally left Friday, hours before a court-ordered deadline, with financial help from right-wing radio host and conspiracy theorist Alex Jones.
    Michael Rotondo honked and waved to reporters as he pulled out of the driveway of his parents’ split-level ranch in Camillus, New York, 2 ½ hours before the noon deadline set by a judge last week.
    He said his parents had said goodbye, “more or less,” and got his rumbling station wagon running after some false starts, according to the Post-Standard of Syracuse.
    Rotondo had avoided TV crews staked out on the upstate New York road earlier Friday morning by leaving from the back, but returned around 9:30 a.m. in the passenger seat of a pickup truck. He loaded a cooler and garbage bags full of items into the truck then dealt with the station wagon, which has a broken coolant system, according to the newspaper.
    “I gotta get going before that thing blows up,” he said."*
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 572

  • @YemYum
    @YemYum 5 років тому +30

    “Your greatest accomplishment is the fact that your ancestors...” okay stop. That’s not his accomplishment. That’s his ancestors accomplishment.

  • @satriakurniawandjaenal9676
    @satriakurniawandjaenal9676 5 років тому +16

    Ron L. Hubbard is looking at this and going "Whoa...tone it down a little, dude..."

  • @lynnjohnson1239
    @lynnjohnson1239 5 років тому +20

    So dude's got money enough to hire a lawyer but can't pay for his own place? Whatever

  • @Seekarr
    @Seekarr 5 років тому +16

    So is Alex Jones saying the guy is a special snowflake?

    • @tarag7292
      @tarag7292 5 років тому

      Seekarr Basically.

  • @andrew_owens7680
    @andrew_owens7680 5 років тому +18

    Oh, I get it! Sacha Baron Cohen has donned an Alex Jones mask and is having a go at us!

    • @pshaw8406
      @pshaw8406 5 років тому

      Exactly what I was thinking!

  • @BaronVonQuiply
    @BaronVonQuiply 5 років тому +12

    My genes are time traveling super heroes.
    Now buy my lead.

  • @kuroichan101
    @kuroichan101 5 років тому +16

    The minute he said that guys greatest accomplishments had to do with his ancestors, I knew this shit would go south lmao.

    • @mikelomez9313
      @mikelomez9313 5 років тому +1

      kuroichan101 Do you think Jones would ever have a black person on his show who's only accomplishment was having a kid and living rent free?

  • @stevejoseph4514
    @stevejoseph4514 5 років тому +12

    Alex’s base is literally 30 year olds who live in their moms’ basements. So this interview makes sense.

    • @lynnjohnson1239
      @lynnjohnson1239 5 років тому

      Steve Joseph LOL. You hit it the head!

    • @holdtehmayo
      @holdtehmayo 5 років тому +3

      They prefer to be called supreme internet gentleman I believe. M’lady. *tips fedora*

    • @lynnjohnson1239
      @lynnjohnson1239 5 років тому +1

      lilDeviant ...supreme internet fuckwads need to pay some frickin bills and stop free loading

  • @dremid4456
    @dremid4456 5 років тому +13

    I see Alex has been upping his crystal meth dosage since losing his entire livelihood on UA-cam. Sad day!!!

  • @lynnjohnson1239
    @lynnjohnson1239 5 років тому +8

    "even though you ended up breaking up with your fiance or whatever...and the son wasn't yours". WHAT?

  • @grendelum
    @grendelum 5 років тому +23

    oh man... the congratulations about having a child is so weird, _”you had unprotected sex and it worked”._

    • @squreshi8413
      @squreshi8413 5 років тому +1

      orion khan don’t they hate black men for doing the same thing? Leaving single moms all over the place.. according to the new AJ, they should be the kings of the earth!

  • @mparrischell
    @mparrischell 5 років тому +10

    Makes sense. Alex was kicked out of his home too.

    • @mparrischell
      @mparrischell 5 років тому

      M A Jones. American psycho butt-fister. Lol

  • @obligatecarnivore6774
    @obligatecarnivore6774 5 років тому +6

    Suing your parents for kicking you out not rock bottom for you? Look to Alex Jones to advise.

  • @Amidormi
    @Amidormi 5 років тому +9

    You know it's bad when the 30 something year old loser who won't move out of his parents house is trying to translate Alex Jones into something that makes some sense.

  • @MLedZeppelinZoSoA
    @MLedZeppelinZoSoA 5 років тому +6

    Alex Jones to fan
    Alex Jones: you’re greatest accomplishment is being born.

    • @mcelwain32
      @mcelwain32 5 років тому

      Yeah, the way he says it sounds like he's totally ripping on him... What a joke!

  • @jacksparrowismydaddy
    @jacksparrowismydaddy 5 років тому +7

    going to Alex Jones for advice? thats like having Kevin Spacy baby sit your son.....

  • @wtfdadshoes1978
    @wtfdadshoes1978 5 років тому +10

    his poor parents

  • @stevenpeterson1031
    @stevenpeterson1031 5 років тому +6

    "Your greatest accomplishment is getting spit out of the right womb"

  • @r.m8146
    @r.m8146 5 років тому +5

    I don't usually click in any video talking about Alex Jones, but this title is too hilarious.

  • @urbannpa
    @urbannpa 5 років тому +5

    I bet @4:19 he was thinking....."where the fu^k is my bong?"

  • @jeanlucdiscard
    @jeanlucdiscard 5 років тому +8

    "You did this magic thing, you were fertile." Uhhhhhhh......

    • @bjornsantens9030
      @bjornsantens9030 5 років тому

      Scheiss Egal you can't make this up 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @realCevra
    @realCevra 5 років тому +7

    when alex heard about michael losing his home, he asked "mom, can michael come living with us?"

  • @brucecooper3621
    @brucecooper3621 5 років тому +5

    To understand Alex Jones philosophy, you need to consume 50 marijuana brownies, drink a whole bottle of everclear, sniff bath salts and be kick in the head by a donkey, only then can you ascend to Alex Jones level crazy and live.

  • @greatjuankenobi217
    @greatjuankenobi217 5 років тому +7

    “ I’m going to take all your virgins from you.” 😂

  • @Ink129
    @Ink129 5 років тому +9

    ... the fuck...did I just watch...?

  • @tornmien
    @tornmien 5 років тому +8

    Alex Jones trying to plagiarize Yoda.

  • @ChucksterOLove
    @ChucksterOLove 5 років тому +5

    Alex's wife kicked Alex out of the house, so I'm sure Alex has plenty of advice to give him... 😆😆😆😆

  • @brandonzuniga6236
    @brandonzuniga6236 5 років тому +7

    When you have nothing to live for, you turn to Alex Jones for guidance.

    • @RetroMakesBeats
      @RetroMakesBeats 5 років тому +2

      Bam Bam Zuniga honestly

    • @L98fiero
      @L98fiero 5 років тому +1

      And you _still_ have nothing to live for!

  • @adamcuthbert4383
    @adamcuthbert4383 5 років тому +3

    "The cohesion of, like, existence." LMFAO.

  • @mcelwain32
    @mcelwain32 5 років тому +5

    Man, we sure are losing some valuable discussion with Alex being "suppressed" lol.

  • @MonkPeabody
    @MonkPeabody 5 років тому +5

    Wow... Just WOW! That guy can really manifest some gibberish. How could anyone believe that crap?

  • @ladyv5655
    @ladyv5655 5 років тому +7

    I doubt Rotondo's ex girlfriend thinks their relationship was "magical ".

  • @lergeworkman5208
    @lergeworkman5208 5 років тому +5

    Someone needs to get Sam a fucking pause button so he can fucking do it himself.

  • @skylasampson5141
    @skylasampson5141 5 років тому +7

    i Can not for the life of me, understand how anyone takes Jones seriously! that guy needs to man up and take care of his child!.

    • @bjornsantens9030
      @bjornsantens9030 5 років тому +1

      skyla sampson it's mindbogling... but I think he's kid is better of without him

    • @nathanielclaw2841
      @nathanielclaw2841 5 років тому

      You are crazy, he has to be the most far away from Amy kid as possible

  • @grendelum
    @grendelum 5 років тому +5

    Actually Alex, the odds of life in the universe are 100% even if the earth weren’t here... it’s that big.

    • @bingbingbong2886
      @bingbingbong2886 5 років тому

      I won't say 100%, that's too strong. Let's give some to the alternate hypothesis.

    • @grendelum
      @grendelum 5 років тому

      MAGATARD I'm sure I'm sure, but don't know why - with the scale of the universe and the time involved, knowing what we know of abiogenesis, the odds are indeed 100%... if that life becomes sentient is a totally different question best handled by *Drake’s Equation.*

  • @blackstep_dad2572
    @blackstep_dad2572 3 роки тому +6

    The guy is 30 years old and still lives at home. The fact that these people don’t see anything wrong with it is scary.

  • @513morris
    @513morris 5 років тому +5

    "...I would imagine biological life, compared to the sum spectrum of the universe's measurements, is in the googleplex level sub-point calculation." -Alex Jones

    • @yishaqdavid2029
      @yishaqdavid2029 5 років тому

      I actually googled sub point calculation just because I was curious lol

  • @AlanIanIngram
    @AlanIanIngram 5 років тому +2

    That guy is probably thinking in his head: Ok Alex, finish up your speech so you can give me money.

    • @AlanIanIngram
      @AlanIanIngram 5 років тому

      ZSJ311 No, it’s French dumbass...

  • @wgjung1
    @wgjung1 5 років тому +4

    If somebody offers you an Alex Jones just say no. Do not succumb to peer pressure: Alex Jones is a one way ticket.

  • @komoriaimi
    @komoriaimi 5 років тому +7

    You did the magic thing baby 🎵

  • @shawna7813
    @shawna7813 5 років тому +3

    My brain hurts listening to Alex.....

  • @cyborgoftheyear
    @cyborgoftheyear 3 роки тому +7

    "googleplex level sub-point calculation" LMAO!

  • @bbking1439
    @bbking1439 5 років тому +3

    They forgot to mention that they need 1.2 Giggawatts but beyond that it makes total sense. Space Force!!

  • @alonzocalvillo6702
    @alonzocalvillo6702 5 років тому +4

    Next up on Alex Jones, the “thoroughbred” white girl.

  • @sdg172
    @sdg172 5 років тому +4

    Did they ban Alex Jones for being duller than ditch water?

  • @katherinewolfe9976
    @katherinewolfe9976 5 років тому +5

    Oh my god! I can’t even listen to Alex Jones!

    • @AlanIanIngram
      @AlanIanIngram 5 років тому

      Katherine Wolfe That is something a lizard person would say...

  • @nathanielclaw2841
    @nathanielclaw2841 5 років тому +4

    Worst mistake of his life

  • @dickfitswell7510
    @dickfitswell7510 5 років тому +3

    I have no hope for a guy who asks lardass jones for help or guidance.

  • @WindupCrow
    @WindupCrow 5 років тому +5

    He's trying to do Dr Manhattan's bit on Mars about how the Silk Spectre is a product of incalculable odds

  • @lettylunasical4766
    @lettylunasical4766 5 років тому +5

    Hahaha! I remember when this was first reported on the news, all these idiots in the comments were saying, "bet he's a Bernie fan/liberal snowflake/ etc etc." Lol, nope, he's one of theirs! ;D

  • @teresasimpson5143
    @teresasimpson5143 5 років тому +4

    OMG how could ANYONE listen to this conversation with Alex and not think hes either drunk or out of his mind?

    • @AlanIanIngram
      @AlanIanIngram 5 років тому

      Teresa Simpson I think a lot of the people that listen to him voted for Trump...

    • @teresasimpson5143
      @teresasimpson5143 5 років тому

      I was speaking of this particular conversation. It sounded like jibbish to me

    • @angelicacharm3913
      @angelicacharm3913 5 років тому

      @@teresasimpson5143 everything Alex Jones says sounds like gibberish to sane people.

  • @shaunhouse8634
    @shaunhouse8634 5 років тому +5

    Alex Jones is talking nonsense about stuff he has no understanding of and the guy is trolling him.

  • @AftabulousAF
    @AftabulousAF 5 років тому +4

    In this day and age, to make a person’s head spin is a big deal. And mine feels like the fucking nuclear powered top.

  • @StephenF.B.
    @StephenF.B. 5 років тому +4

    Does someone replace Alex's personal supplements with LSD?

    • @SunshineCasy
      @SunshineCasy 5 років тому +1

      You mean Alex's personal supplements aren't LSD already?

  • @jeffwolf8018
    @jeffwolf8018 5 років тому +3

    Wow, its like Jerry Springer as a shrink. What a train wreck

  • @provocateur45
    @provocateur45 5 років тому +5

    The condom broke.

  • @jennifer7685
    @jennifer7685 5 років тому +3

    Oh my gawd , what the hell did he say?! That was the greatest sentence in the history of language.

  • @Coltranized
    @Coltranized 5 років тому +3

    Alex Jones agrees with his guest by disagreeing with them soon after: "Exactly, but I mean..."

  • @leogalvan8127
    @leogalvan8127 5 років тому +6

    6:22 man I wish I was part of the genetic spacetime electrochemical manifistation and genetic teleportation hyperwarp

    • @MP197742
      @MP197742 5 років тому

      Me too. I'm just part of the lousy electromagnetic vortex continuum spacetime matrix.

  • @fatcat8033
    @fatcat8033 5 років тому +3

    That was fucking incredible lol.

  • @saftsuse866
    @saftsuse866 5 років тому +4

    Reminds me more of Joe Rogan than Jordan Peterson. Maybe someone slipped some ayahuasca in his drink.

  • @thetinychapel
    @thetinychapel 5 років тому +1

    Genetic teleportation? "My ancestors in the energy". OMG the man's nuts! Grab 'em!

  • @IkusaGT
    @IkusaGT 5 років тому +6

    Isn't this an old clip?

  • @user-cu4lt6wx3x
    @user-cu4lt6wx3x 5 років тому +6

    Am I the only one having trouble understanding wtf Alex Jones is saying? Does this make sense to his viewers?? Crazy.

    • @user-cu4lt6wx3x
      @user-cu4lt6wx3x 5 років тому

      cassl14 I’m pretty sure it’s all an act for him, but I worry for his fans. I mean, just how deranged do you have to be in order for this to start making sense? It’s funny but also sad & frightening at the same time

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +1

      Nothing Alex Jones says ever makes sense.

    • @muchb69
      @muchb69 5 років тому +2

      No. This man is just making up the shit as he goes! He is not good at improv!!😂😂

    • @Collageartist69
      @Collageartist69 5 років тому

      hell no. idiot.

  • @boondocksdragon8959
    @boondocksdragon8959 5 років тому +4

    Michael cracks me up. I almost made it through the "that magic thing" portion of the conversation before he started laughing, then I lost it. 😂😂😂 It's so funny watching idiots attempt to sound intellectual and philosophical.

  • @simons5704
    @simons5704 5 років тому +4

    Alex Jones has a mouth full of gobbledygook and a brain to match, straitjacket inevitable, LOL!!!!

    • @simons5704
      @simons5704 5 років тому +4

      Grandpa's, how is Alex Jones risking his life everyday, is he in danger of biting his tongue?

    • @edwardrichtofen8530
      @edwardrichtofen8530 5 років тому +4

      Grandpa’s erect Penis risking his life? Ha!!!! The only thing he risks is being outed as the fraud he is.

  • @kagi8008
    @kagi8008 5 років тому +4

    Word salad. That's all I hear from Alex Jones.

    • @boondocksdragon8959
      @boondocksdragon8959 5 років тому +1

      Terri Kagi If by "salad", you mean "vomit", then I agree. 😂

    • @ahorsewithnoname643
      @ahorsewithnoname643 5 років тому

      Terri Kagi
      I thought it was of one of those pyschological tests where you had to say the first word that came into your mind.

    • @kagi8008
      @kagi8008 5 років тому

      It's actually very similar to the tangential speech of those completely disconnected from reality

    • @kagi8008
      @kagi8008 5 років тому

      Grandpa’s erect Penis * you're

    • @kagi8008
      @kagi8008 5 років тому

      A horse with no name That's free association hahaha

  • @Ian_sothejokeworks
    @Ian_sothejokeworks 5 років тому +2

    "Because you were born, you are an uber-galactic badass, just like every other person. Now, this isn't really helpful, since, compared to all the other 7 billion badass humans who are alive, you are at the bottom of the comfort spectrum. Buy my vitamins, and I'll let you have what's left of my sandwich before you get the fuck out of my studio." -- Alex Jones

  • @helenasoderberg3441
    @helenasoderberg3441 5 років тому +5

    This was comedy 🥇 😂🤣

  • @AlanIanIngram
    @AlanIanIngram 5 років тому +2

    Can you picture Alex Jones in Assassin’s Creed: “ you are going to go back to the past of your family history, so you can see your Ancestors FUCKING”.

  • @Threewulphmoon
    @Threewulphmoon 5 років тому +3

    I"'M ABOUT TO TAKE ALL YOUR VIRGINS FROM YOU"- Alex Jones 2018

  • @NeoRipshaft
    @NeoRipshaft 5 років тому +4

    Wait... is he the man of prophecy!? The...
    *_Alex Jones Whisperer..._*

  • @reedbetweenthelines1385
    @reedbetweenthelines1385 5 років тому +3

    Wait! He believes in evolution? That is what he is describing.

  • @MrDnB89
    @MrDnB89 5 років тому +5

    Alex, inserting scientific words in to random sentences doesn't make you look smart..

  • @pinkypony2598
    @pinkypony2598 5 років тому +2

    i got kicked out of my mom's house.....and i just started smoking pot......in my friend's basement....oh well....she will miss me....and my witty way of talking.

  • @MrMountain707
    @MrMountain707 5 років тому +4

    Alex has played too much Assassins Creed

    • @errantcoyote05
      @errantcoyote05 5 років тому

      well, definitely his IQ is akin to the AI of that game

  • @dayrohan
    @dayrohan 5 років тому +3

    When ever someone says that anyone from the alt right are just lonely losers (I'm not saying they are good people)... I always took that with a grain of salt. Until now.

  • @mbt101
    @mbt101 5 років тому +3

    LMFAO, Jones trying SOOOO hard to sound intelectual

  • @ShanOakley
    @ShanOakley 5 років тому +2

    Alex Jones has provided so much free material for Seder and gang.

  • @aceonfire11
    @aceonfire11 5 років тому +3

    Alex Jones is going full Deeprak Chopra.

  • @Becca-bm8rt
    @Becca-bm8rt 5 років тому +3

    I feel like there's the basis for a pretty good surrealistic sci-fi novel hiding in Alex Jone's technobabble.

    • @aoescool
      @aoescool 5 років тому

      HAHA i know right.. like DUNE for retards lol

    • @kevinskiles2033
      @kevinskiles2033 5 років тому +1

      aoescool
      Jones has been hitting the Melange too hard.

  • @fahimp3
    @fahimp3 5 років тому +2

    3:47 good to see Alex making the fine tooning argument like a good theologian. Lmfao!

  • @megpaul8076
    @megpaul8076 5 років тому +1

    Jones' Peterson impression is spot on. High quality entertainment.
    👍🏻👍🏻 Comedy of the Year.

    • @antonvoltchok7794
      @antonvoltchok7794 5 років тому +1

      Meg Paul if you quote this it’s hard to tell which one of them said it “spectrum of the universe’s measurements in the googolplex level sub point calculation”

  • @urbannpa
    @urbannpa 5 років тому +3

    Alex Jones....Donald Trumps Twitter Trainer. WTF is he talking about?.

  • @vestspet4242
    @vestspet4242 5 років тому +6

    What is Alex Jones talking about? Can someone please explain Jonesspeak to me?

    • @killachaos1208
      @killachaos1208 5 років тому +2

      Catherine Williams I don't think anyone can cause it makes no sense. Watching Alex Jones will kill brain cells lol.

    • @AlanIanIngram
      @AlanIanIngram 5 років тому

      If a penis fucks at speeds of 88mph, it creates life due to the flux capASSitor....

    • @vestspet4242
      @vestspet4242 5 років тому

      Ha ha ha ha. You are probably right.

    • @vestspet4242
      @vestspet4242 5 років тому +1

      Heavy. Ha Ha Ha Ha Make sure it's doing it in a delorean.

    • @Keldrath
      @Keldrath 5 років тому

      In this clip he didn't talk about much of anything besides explaining the "miracle" of biology and existence in very delusional terms.

  • @ArtandAlchemy
    @ArtandAlchemy 5 років тому +2

    We don't even need movies anymore

    •  5 років тому

      New Orleans Botanica 😆

  • @terryfuldsgaming7995
    @terryfuldsgaming7995 5 років тому +2

    Wtf is Alex talking about?!?!

    • @Indyawillis85
      @Indyawillis85 5 років тому

      Steven Seagull Umm, obviously the spectrum, the googlplex, time space continuum, and other random terms he's pretending to know the meaning of.

  • @rv706
    @rv706 Рік тому +3

    Yes, it's clear that this is Alex Jones' perception of what Jordan Peterson is/was doing. And that is incredibly hilarious.

  • @chonwai
    @chonwai 5 років тому +2

    Will jones ask the guy for his donation back?...

  • @Jason_wears_stuff
    @Jason_wears_stuff 5 років тому +2

    you just have loins LMAO :D

  • @boondocksdragon8959
    @boondocksdragon8959 5 років тому +2

    Regardless of what's wrong in that family, that dude needs to get a job and a freaking life. How many normal, healthy 30 year olds live with their parents outside of care-taking or that sort of situation?

    • @PittsburghSonido
      @PittsburghSonido 5 років тому

      Randi Young in the US? Probably a lot. Id say around 15% of 30 year-olds still live with their parents. Im not mocking anyone, Im just saying its probably a high percentage.

  • @alin81-82
    @alin81-82 Рік тому +2

    Alex Jones missed his calling. He could've been a youth counselor. 😅 I can imagine his conservative viewers watching this & going "What is this crap, Alex? You sound like a damn hippie!" 🤣

  • @tarkineWild
    @tarkineWild 5 років тому +3

    Beam me up Alex

  • @akhan5002
    @akhan5002 5 років тому +2

    I feel dumber after listening to this..

  • @Inurendo88
    @Inurendo88 5 років тому +8

    I thought the right was against giving out participation awards.

  • @juanvillareal9610
    @juanvillareal9610 2 роки тому +3

    Looks like Alex is tripping on skunkweed...🤪🤪🤪

  • @veilmontTV
    @veilmontTV 5 років тому +5

    i've come to the point where if i see a conservative add such as crtv or prageru i just watch it all the way through. the more the ad plays the more there shit money goes to you guys

    • @wtfdadshoes1978
      @wtfdadshoes1978 5 років тому +1

      perfect

    • @Captain-Sum.Ting-Wong
      @Captain-Sum.Ting-Wong 5 років тому +1

      Whenever I watch a Prageru video I want to gouge my eyes out.

    • @veilmontTV
      @veilmontTV 5 років тому

      Fuck no. I honestly dont know how anyone can fall for that shit. The right really does spend a dick ton of money trying to convince the American people their shit ideas worth anything

  • @bullwhipjohnson8247
    @bullwhipjohnson8247 5 років тому +2

    But it was in the Googleplex man!
    The Googleplex was my favorite part.

    • @bjornsantens9030
      @bjornsantens9030 5 років тому +1

      bullwhip johnson I liked the supercreature in a vortex part 🤣🤣🤣🤣 WTF

    • @bullwhipjohnson8247
      @bullwhipjohnson8247 5 років тому +1

      @@bjornsantens9030 It's all connected man.

  • @thatcherschild
    @thatcherschild 5 років тому +4

    How did they get from how important human life is in the universe to white supremacy.

  • @sharonhooper8323
    @sharonhooper8323 Місяць тому +1

    Grow up and get out of the house.