Christian Fitness Influencers Have Gone TOO FAR

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  • @theantibot
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    • @Alyse_bell
      @Alyse_bell 5 місяців тому +1

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      @lilahrae9253 3 місяці тому

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      @donttrustthefey3777 2 місяці тому

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  • @vintagearisen
    @vintagearisen 5 місяців тому +199

    THIRST TRAPS FOR JESUS

    • @nola281
      @nola281 5 місяців тому +18

      Who are they trying to trap though, men or women? These are geared to men so I'm very confused.

    • @stephentitus7137
      @stephentitus7137 2 місяці тому +5

      @@nola281they are secretly gay

  • @beanbrewer
    @beanbrewer 5 місяців тому +575

    I treat my body like a temple to Dionysus

    • @danielsykes7558
      @danielsykes7558 5 місяців тому +12

      😂

    • @Nathavangel
      @Nathavangel 5 місяців тому +19

      Lots of wine? 😂🍷🍇

    • @Biiku_
      @Biiku_ 5 місяців тому +27

      My temple is dedicated to Baba Yaga... 🤷

    • @Ronnie-yl7nn
      @Ronnie-yl7nn 5 місяців тому +6

      @@Biiku_ all i can think is that vine of the kid going "mmmm! Chicken!!" 😂

    • @NeutralDrow
      @NeutralDrow 5 місяців тому +11

      New technique for getting swole!
      All you need is a few kegs of high-grade Greek wine, and one (1) Orpheus.

  • @AsherTaylor
    @AsherTaylor 5 місяців тому +248

    Every time these guys are like "liberals and yoga guys have narrow shoulders" I'm like "Bruh tell me you've never actually seen us" bc A) nobody does the hypermasc body type like gay gym bros and B) statistically, something like 50% of male dancers are gay/queer-identifying, most of us are pretty liberal, and 100% of us have to be able to fit full-grown humans on our shoulders on the regular😂

    • @amberinthemist7912
      @amberinthemist7912 5 місяців тому +44

      Yes as a former dancer I will attest that gay soy boys are some of the strongest men I've ever met.

    • @AW-uv3cb
      @AW-uv3cb 5 місяців тому +25

      See but these guys wouldn't know it because they're typically to insecure to ever watch something like ballet! :-D

    • @DanShu81
      @DanShu81 5 місяців тому

      the alpha male bro movement shares an extremely striking parallel to toxic gay bro culture. The gay gym rat archetype is there for a reason. Do conservatives just assume queer people are like thin sticks of something?

    • @Morning404
      @Morning404 5 місяців тому

      Can confirm here as 29 year old jacked lean body type with visible abs the right wing tropes about 'weak liberals' is bs. (I'm a progressive btw)

    • @Jennifer-my5dm
      @Jennifer-my5dm 5 місяців тому +4

      My favorite barista also teaches yoga. His shoulders are broad. He's in amazing shape.

  • @feelingthebreeze6320
    @feelingthebreeze6320 5 місяців тому +230

    As an ex mormon I will definitely now be using Joseph Smith as a curse

    • @Fernando-ek8jp
      @Fernando-ek8jp 5 місяців тому

      You Moroni

    • @kinageez
      @kinageez 5 місяців тому +4

      Sameee 😂

    • @Fernando-ek8jp
      @Fernando-ek8jp 5 місяців тому +7

      Aww, my "You Moroni" comment vanished. I wonder if it was mistaken by me calling you names

    • @danielsykes7558
      @danielsykes7558 5 місяців тому +1

      Relatable

    • @Alyse_bell
      @Alyse_bell 5 місяців тому +12

      😂 as an Atheist I will now say “ah Charles Darwin” anytime I stub my toe from now on

  • @Muhluri
    @Muhluri 5 місяців тому +572

    The Christian industry is worth billions. That makes it the perfect target for capitalism

    • @jeffalderson9443
      @jeffalderson9443 5 місяців тому +12

      so true!

    • @johnwalker1058
      @johnwalker1058 5 місяців тому +58

      “In the first century in Palestine, Christianity was a community of believers. Then Christianity moved to Greece and became a philosophy. Then it moved to Rome and became an institution. Then it moved to Europe and became a culture. And then it moved to America and became a business.” Priscilla Shirer

    • @barrydheil
      @barrydheil 5 місяців тому +12

      It's also why it succeeded under previous monetary systems, such as feudalism, monarchical societies, and the republic of the Roman Empire.

    • @TititoDeBologay
      @TititoDeBologay 5 місяців тому +1

      It isn't a target. It is an active participant.

    • @Muhluri
      @Muhluri 5 місяців тому

      @@TititoDeBologay very true

  • @farkasmactavish
    @farkasmactavish 5 місяців тому +241

    The term "god-fearing" being used as a positive tells you all you need to know about both the people who say it, and their god.

    • @stu1037
      @stu1037 5 місяців тому +10

      Fear of God may refer to fear itself, but more often to a sense of awe, reverence, adoration, honor, or worship.
      Fear no god. Question everything.

    • @farkasmactavish
      @farkasmactavish 5 місяців тому +35

      @@stu1037 No. Fear is fear. Don't try to pretty it up with apologetics.

    • @stu1037
      @stu1037 5 місяців тому +7

      @@farkasmactavish words can have more than one meaning. Like, the priest had to go to the bathroom, but it was the middle of mass, so he dropped a _farkas_ in his robes.

    • @farkasmactavish
      @farkasmactavish 5 місяців тому

      @@stu1037 Yeah, but fear is fear. It's specifically a threat response emotion. It has no positive connotations, no matter how desperately you try to paint your god as anything but the narcissistic abuser he self-evidently is.

    • @Alyse_bell
      @Alyse_bell 5 місяців тому +23

      Makes no sense that you should fear anyone that supposedly loves you. That’s being in an abusive relationship.

  • @thalloutboy
    @thalloutboy 5 місяців тому +137

    Neat, this combines my two favourite genres of videos on UA-cam: roasting fitness influencers, and roasting Christian influencers.

    • @jae_ily
      @jae_ily 12 днів тому

      Who is the guy?

  • @gabrielmccray3457
    @gabrielmccray3457 5 місяців тому +217

    I love it when my god okays my pre workout drink.

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 5 місяців тому +12

      It's hilarious because pre workout tends to be packed with stimulants, which some theists believe to be evil.

    • @Muhluri
      @Muhluri 5 місяців тому +12

      Don't forgot the _divine protein shake_

  • @Fernando-ek8jp
    @Fernando-ek8jp 5 місяців тому +521

    Isn't that one dude basically admitting that his own belief system is based on emotion rather than reason?

    • @Beanmachine91
      @Beanmachine91 5 місяців тому +24

      adrenaline junkies, this kind thinks marijuana is evil lol

    • @heather2185
      @heather2185 5 місяців тому +19

      The ends always justify the mean with these kinds of belief systems.

    • @vintagearisen
      @vintagearisen 5 місяців тому +40

      His belief system is apparently determined by how attracted he is to the priest this Sunday

    • @Fernando-ek8jp
      @Fernando-ek8jp 5 місяців тому +10

      You know, maybe we should take a page from him.
      Atheists, let's hit the gym.

    • @olaczyk
      @olaczyk 5 місяців тому +2

      @@vintagearisenlol fr😭

  • @wj2036
    @wj2036 5 місяців тому +408

    Im completley convinced that religion is a kink for most of these people.

    • @AsherTaylor
      @AsherTaylor 5 місяців тому +30

      I'm very glad to know I'm not the only person who suspects this 😶

    • @edunlap6594
      @edunlap6594 5 місяців тому +19

      It really is a kink that I have noticed for a long, long time.

    • @Albinojackrussel
      @Albinojackrussel 5 місяців тому

      Certainly the dude who says hes only interested in church if he thinks the priest is hot.

    • @zero7769
      @zero7769 5 місяців тому

      i guess there’s two types of religious kinks 💀

    • @stu1037
      @stu1037 5 місяців тому +29

      Where else can jacked men with broad shoulders _who are very much not gay (just ask them)_ profess their constant undying love for a bearded man that totally could've rocked a top knot with his silky straight blonde hair, blue eyes and designer sandals? Do you even _lift_ crosses, BRO?

  • @ashleycantrell289
    @ashleycantrell289 5 місяців тому +112

    i really dislike the religious ones that use the "see using gods name in vain means you acknowledge him that he exists" because as forrest valkai says it "if i say holy cow am i suddenly a hindu?"

    • @mirrov246
      @mirrov246 5 місяців тому +2

      Duuude thus had he literally rolling 😂😂😂😂😂 thanks for popping this in

    • @carolbaker2773
      @carolbaker2773 5 місяців тому +6

      I also know many ex Muslims that say “for the love of Allah!” As a curse.

    • @stephentitus7137
      @stephentitus7137 2 місяці тому +4

      @@carolbaker2773when I was Christian I used to say “Jesus Christ!!”
      Now im ex-Christian and say “ Jesus FUCKING Christ!!”

    • @oldeuropemyhome76
      @oldeuropemyhome76 Місяць тому

      Well, silly people exist everywhere regardless of their views on religion. Some wo consider themselves Christian do have a weird notion of what "Christian" means. The same applies to any other religion. There are, on the other hand, a certain number of atheists that are constantly raging with foam around their mouth. That doesn't seem sensible, either. Let us just all calm down, think and try to understand... the beliefs of others, as well as our own. In the olden days that was what every kid learnt in primary school but now it sounds like an innovative concept.

  • @helenr4300
    @helenr4300 5 місяців тому +190

    13:53 so only a fit priest is worth listening to? One of the challenges used against women priests was that their attractiveness would be a distraction... But clearly woman fancying a priest is not an issue??

    • @prinsesjuds5761
      @prinsesjuds5761 5 місяців тому

      😂, they don't believe woman have a sexual drive...

    • @amberinthemist7912
      @amberinthemist7912 5 місяців тому +38

      They probably don't believe women experience sexual desire.

    • @stanleyhyde8529
      @stanleyhyde8529 5 місяців тому

      It's still an issue if my understanding is accurate. I think it's the men who are supposed to have this attraction oddly enough. Women are still supposed to be mousey and subservient. They're just finding new ways to be hypocritical

    • @caffetiel
      @caffetiel 5 місяців тому

      ​@@amberinthemist7912 It's more that female sexual desire is irrelevant. Real or fake, it doesn't matter because as far as the religion is concerned women are barely people

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 5 місяців тому

      Well that's not true. The only retort to female priests is that Jesus commisioned only men.

  • @lanagustafson1700
    @lanagustafson1700 5 місяців тому +75

    The 11th commandment: “thou shall not have narrow shoulders”

  • @diemdia
    @diemdia 5 місяців тому +152

    “Narrow shoulders are for liberals and men who do yoga” lol all of this is nonsensical, but why do people have the idea that yoga can’t make you muscular? You can absolutely build shoulder strength and stability (and size!) with yoga if you want to

    • @stanleyhyde8529
      @stanleyhyde8529 5 місяців тому +10

      Because real men lift weights, apparently.

    • @Alyse_bell
      @Alyse_bell 5 місяців тому +15

      Dude obviously doesn’t know that visible muscle like Abs aren’t achievable for everyone because it’s not about how much you work out or restrict your food intake, but about your body physiology.

    • @alexr2172
      @alexr2172 5 місяців тому +21

      I have broad shoulders due to genetics because i rarely work out. Interesting way to find out I can't be a leftist anymore. 😢

    • @Morning404
      @Morning404 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Alyse_bellvisible abs are there for vast majority of people. It doesn't show for most people because you have to drop to a low enough body fat percentage.

    • @Steven_DunbarSL
      @Steven_DunbarSL 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Alyse_bellWhether or not someone's abs are visible is dependent on the amount of adipose tissue covering the abdomen. The way one can reduce that amount of adipose connective tissue covering the abdomen is by ensuring that the amount of calories they expend on a daily basis is greater than the calories they take in. This requires our bodies to draw on energy that is already stored in our body either in the form of glycogen which is a polysaccharide stored into the liver and skeletal muscle tissue, or triglycerides which are a lipid stored in adipose connective tissue.

  • @BoiJWest318
    @BoiJWest318 5 місяців тому +92

    Never forget that one girl selling the Christian activewear has a video of her doing pull ups that then cuts back and forth to a photo of a bloody Jesus dying on the cross with the caption “Who do you represent in the gym?”

  • @elizabethm1698
    @elizabethm1698 5 місяців тому +49

    Bro really just said “use pretty privilege to your advantage to evangelize”💀

  • @leonardpaulson
    @leonardpaulson 5 місяців тому +105

    I know my own crisis of faith started when I discovered that the gospel writers weren’t swoll.

    • @wilberwhateley7569
      @wilberwhateley7569 5 місяців тому +7

      Well, they might have been - we have no idea who they actually were…

  • @mikedaniels969
    @mikedaniels969 5 місяців тому +195

    I can’t get past the balaclava with the prominently displayed religious symbol. Maybe it’s just me but that immediately brings the word “terrorist” to mind.

    • @wj2036
      @wj2036 5 місяців тому +30

      It's r/im14andthisisdeep level of cringe

    • @mikedaniels969
      @mikedaniels969 5 місяців тому +3

      @@wj2036 😂😂👍🏻

    • @aliasfakename3159
      @aliasfakename3159 5 місяців тому +13

      He looks scary like the villain in a CW show

    • @nasonguy
      @nasonguy 5 місяців тому +18

      Fr. If I saw a dude walk into a public space wearing that I would be concerned and watching him like a hawk.

    • @hajustuggmun858
      @hajustuggmun858 5 місяців тому +1

      Well yeah isis hamas and other terrorists have that so yeah😂

  • @FrozEnbyWolf150
    @FrozEnbyWolf150 5 місяців тому +38

    "I fear God." (Dresses like a member of ISIS)
    Yeah, I believe you.

  • @greatcaesarsghostwriter3018
    @greatcaesarsghostwriter3018 5 місяців тому +146

    "All the guys in my church are hot! If they're not buff, they don't get in the door!"

    • @emilyschretlen4631
      @emilyschretlen4631 5 місяців тому +18

      I didn’t know churches needed bouncers 😂

    • @nikitatavernitilitvynova
      @nikitatavernitilitvynova 5 місяців тому +17

      Sounds pretty gay to me. And it sounds even funnier considering they feel the need to fill a dictionary sized book worth of reasons they're not gay. Maybe they're all just closeted.

    • @stanleyhyde8529
      @stanleyhyde8529 5 місяців тому +9

      It takes gatekeepers to a whole new level

    • @wilberwhateley7569
      @wilberwhateley7569 5 місяців тому +5

      What religion is this - the “First Church of Bodybuilders?”

    • @stephentitus7137
      @stephentitus7137 2 місяці тому

      @@wilberwhateley7569he died for our gains 😔

  • @heather2185
    @heather2185 5 місяців тому +144

    In Turkey they say ‘Allah ‘hallah’ in place of an exasperated sigh, not a swear phrase but it’s said automatically in moments of surprise, frustration etc.

    • @scorseve
      @scorseve 5 місяців тому +20

      The same in Kazakh, with both "allah" and "qudai" (meaning "god", borrowed from Persian) used to express surprise. That person was so culturally and linguistically ignorant, it hurt.

    • @mohanthegay4398
      @mohanthegay4398 5 місяців тому +3

      yeah my muslim family do this too!

    • @amandamandamands
      @amandamandamands 5 місяців тому +14

      It gets me that saying Allah in America is associated with being Muslim. Allah is the Arabic word for God, Christians in those countries also say Allah because that is the word for God, not because it is some Islamic specific word.

    • @heather2185
      @heather2185 5 місяців тому +6

      @@amandamandamandsyes, that is a common misconception, not only is it just a word meaning ‘god’ but Christianity and Islam have the same damn god!

    • @heather2185
      @heather2185 5 місяців тому

      @@scorsevetruly

  • @SabbyTabbyCat
    @SabbyTabbyCat 5 місяців тому +434

    Being jacked doesn’t always mean healthy either, steroids aren't healthy...

    • @kai_fatallysapphic
      @kai_fatallysapphic 5 місяців тому +62

      dehydrating yourself is also extremely unhealthy, but that's often what bodybuilders abd actors do to help make their muscles really pop out before showing off

    • @nola281
      @nola281 5 місяців тому +34

      The Victoria secret angels did that to. Steroids, unhealthy diets and dehydration will harm you a lot, also steroids reduce size in some things while enlarging other things.

    • @The-Doubters-Diary
      @The-Doubters-Diary 5 місяців тому +24

      Professional bodybuilding is very unhealthy. But it's not that hard to be semi-jacked without them.

    • @carole-rosemelanie-jane6570
      @carole-rosemelanie-jane6570 5 місяців тому

      omg what province are u from?

    • @SabbyTabbyCat
      @SabbyTabbyCat 5 місяців тому +1

      @@carole-rosemelanie-jane6570 QC why? Loll

  • @mx.lucyfur
    @mx.lucyfur 5 місяців тому +35

    The guy talking about yoga dudes and weak shoulders obviously hasn't seen someone who can go from Crow Pose to a handstand and back to Crow without their feet ever touching the floor.

  • @emboiranna
    @emboiranna 5 місяців тому +63

    I'd like to comment that here in Spain, both in Spanish and Catalan, we say "Jesus" when someone snezes, as if it was a bless you.

    • @anthropomorphicpeanut6160
      @anthropomorphicpeanut6160 5 місяців тому +1

      Me encanta cuando me encuentro a otros hispanohablantes en canales no hispanos jsjsjsj

    • @alma2594
      @alma2594 5 місяців тому +6

      The reason behind it being that people back in the day thought sneezes were the body reacting to a demon, so they would say “Jesus” to scare the demon 🤣🤣 at least that’s the explanation I was given

  • @t.l.c7481
    @t.l.c7481 5 місяців тому +39

    Christ was all about the capitalism 😂.
    Keep in mind, when they make judgements about size, they definately don’t like disabled people like myself. I workout to stay healthly.

  • @dyerseve3001
    @dyerseve3001 5 місяців тому +23

    "Look at how strong I am, also I'm terrified of an invisible man that may judge me and condemn me."
    ...um, ok.

  • @barnabasrsnags4828
    @barnabasrsnags4828 5 місяців тому +33

    Drews confusion when you did the segway into the sponsored segment😂

  • @squirrelfriends
    @squirrelfriends 5 місяців тому +109

    the ableism in these clips is…borderline triggering lol as a disabled person. like this can’t be more the textbook definition of ableism, discrimination in favor of able-bodied people. moralizing ability/disability/bodies, which are actually morally neutral. fundamentalist christianity and disability (both physical and mental)…*shudders*

    • @t.l.c7481
      @t.l.c7481 5 місяців тому +28

      I’m disabled too. This made me think of more than several moments christians have told me that I’m responsible for a genetic condition. It’s disgusting behavior.

    • @kai_fatallysapphic
      @kai_fatallysapphic 5 місяців тому +8

      oh good point, i didn't realize that at first thank you

    • @curiouslittlefrog
      @curiouslittlefrog 5 місяців тому +6

      @@t.l.c7481yeahhhhhh this. It’s so discouraging and rude

    • @megancurtis9502
      @megancurtis9502 5 місяців тому +7

      That was my immediate thought after the first video about attractiveness being the best way to evangelize and the picture for the corn hub guy. Horrific underlying message

    • @Nocturnalux
      @Nocturnalux 5 місяців тому +4

      @@t.l.c7481That is so maddening and unfair. Yet disturbingly common.

  • @marleneflanagan7137
    @marleneflanagan7137 5 місяців тому +65

    As a former Catholic, I'm embarrassed for this GymBro.

    • @AW-uv3cb
      @AW-uv3cb 5 місяців тому +6

      Same, one more reason I'm glad I quit - to avoid second-hand embarrassment! 😀

    • @CharlesPayet
      @CharlesPayet 5 місяців тому +1

      Same!

  • @rachel_sj
    @rachel_sj 5 місяців тому +40

    Huh…the example clips in this video might explain why my Evangelical brother suddenly decided to track his macros, go to the gym, and has been working to get ripped starting 2-3 years ago…

  • @EOwens-uq4zd
    @EOwens-uq4zd 5 місяців тому +44

    Taylor, that pivot into the sponsor cracked me up 😆

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 5 місяців тому +7

      I was like "Damn, why is she shooting strays at me here?"

  • @VidaMarinada
    @VidaMarinada 5 місяців тому +51

    Godsmaxxing

    • @sava-smth
      @sava-smth 5 місяців тому +8

      Godpilled preachmaxxer - i wrote it and i then realised they would say that unironically :/

  • @bekah748
    @bekah748 5 місяців тому +51

    As an exmormon with a ton of religious trauma, saying oh my god or Jesus Christ as a “cuss” word is so healing for me. It’s like I’m taking back the words that hurt me and ruined religion for me, and they are my words now, not the churches words.

    • @PeachyMangoHeart
      @PeachyMangoHeart 4 місяці тому

      Do Mormons have anything to do with Christ? Isn’t it like a separate religion built off of the gospels? I heard that. I personally consider Joseph smith an Antichrist, meaning he faked miracles and made people worship him falsely. Not to discard your trauma but why are you blaming Jesus for Trauma that he didn’t give you? I might have misunderstood tho

    • @bionodroid547
      @bionodroid547 2 місяці тому +2

      Same way with saying something like “hail Satan” when a fundie tells you pronouns are satanic or something. There’s no more pressure to live in fear anymore once you have unraveled the blindfold

    • @PeachyMangoHeart
      @PeachyMangoHeart 2 місяці тому

      @@bionodroid547 that is not normal

    • @bionodroid547
      @bionodroid547 2 місяці тому

      @@PeachyMangoHeart it's just taking the piss, like that one target worker who just said yes when an evangalist came up to her and accused target of selling satanic products and asked if she supported satan

  • @noahburton7656
    @noahburton7656 5 місяців тому +18

    I think Christian Fitness Influencers comparing fitness with being more godly is part of a larger trend. People online have been equating being philosophically/politically/morally correct with being attractive for awhile now. There's the chad vs. virgin meme which spun-off into all the variants of the chad/wojack meme in politics. Posters will equivocate being right-wing with being jacked (and being left-wing with being a scrawny "soyboy"). This plays into the rigid gender roles and sells well with disaffected males.

  • @casuallyOtaku
    @casuallyOtaku 5 місяців тому +11

    Not a Christian, but I do remember it saying "Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth".... 😂

  • @Beanmachine91
    @Beanmachine91 5 місяців тому +28

    they take the fear of god way out of context, to fear the lord is to hate evil, ancient vocabulary sounds different to us in this day and age. a good christian should be skeptical and willing to hunt for truth

    • @emmanarotzky6565
      @emmanarotzky6565 5 місяців тому +7

      Where do you get “hate evil” from “fear God”? I thought it was an archaic use of fear that would be more accurately translated to something like “awe”.

    • @twhimsy
      @twhimsy 5 місяців тому

      @@emmanarotzky6565 not the person you asked but I can tell you where they got it. Proverbs 8:13 says: The fear of the Lord is to hate evil...
      The second part of that verse changes slightly depending on the version of the bible you're looking at but it's basically just saying "that's why I hate pride and arrogance" lol But! don't take my word for it.. google "to fear the lord is to hate evil" and see what it says. I'm not a christian but I was once and I read my bible.. more than once. It's an interesting book. Highly recommend. 6/10 cause the slow parts are s l o w... I really dgaf who begot whom. LOL

  • @beyondallmeasure
    @beyondallmeasure 5 місяців тому +26

    Excellent video! It reminds me of why I left Christian fundamentalism.

  • @acerx203
    @acerx203 5 місяців тому +40

    This is just grifting. P.T. Barnum would be a trillionaire in the current era.

    • @NoodleKeeper
      @NoodleKeeper 5 місяців тому +3

      Yeah, he'd just say he was a Christian. It's not snake oil guys! It's Jesus oil!

  • @kai_fatallysapphic
    @kai_fatallysapphic 5 місяців тому +30

    gonna start saying Charles Darwin as a cuss now lmao

    • @CharlesPayet
      @CharlesPayet 5 місяців тому

      Seems like he needs a middle initial to make it more impactful, like “Jesus H. Christ!” Anyone know if Darwin had a middle name?

    • @kai_fatallysapphic
      @kai_fatallysapphic 5 місяців тому +2

      @@CharlesPayet apparently it's Robert, but if I'm gonna use it as a replacement for JC then I'd just add "fucking" in there

  • @TheUnlovely
    @TheUnlovely 5 місяців тому +51

    Hey girl, scentbird has a CEO with extreme views. I would look into it before you accept another sponsorship from them, especially considering the type of content you focus on. No hate tho, get your bag

    • @leebubbles
      @leebubbles 5 місяців тому +6

      Thank you for alerting her!!

    • @phi4721
      @phi4721 5 місяців тому +10

      What are the extreme views?

    • @josiep7163
      @josiep7163 5 місяців тому +6

      Oh yeah I forgot about that, I don't think many people know bc the weird videos she posts are very separated from scentbird as a business

    • @awkwardukulele6077
      @awkwardukulele6077 5 місяців тому

      @@phi4721one of the scentbird CEO’s ascribes to the whole “we’re living in the matrix, you can manifest everything you ever wanted, the worst thing in the world is boredom, etc” type woo-woo that a lot of out-of-touch rich people do. Idk if she’s part of an mlm scheme, but she has very similar views to a lot of those scams.

    • @extremelynormalperson
      @extremelynormalperson 5 місяців тому

      ​@@phi4721I second this question

  • @hanakoakamoto8919
    @hanakoakamoto8919 5 місяців тому +22

    Good old "Thou shalt get shredded"😀 I'm in middle of the video, wondering whether crossfit will get recommended at any point 😀

    • @paulam9743
      @paulam9743 5 місяців тому +1

      😭😭😭 underrated comment!!

  • @zendikarisparkmage2938
    @zendikarisparkmage2938 5 місяців тому +12

    I really appreciate what the woman says at 25:05, because she's totally right! And I know that that's true because, when I use the word "sh*t" in a profane manner, I am acknowledging the existence of sh*t and proving that sh*t is the only way to the father, because the only way to believe in the father is to believe in this kind of sh*t.

  • @amtm94
    @amtm94 5 місяців тому +15

    “With God, all things are profitable”

  • @jdbrown9380
    @jdbrown9380 5 місяців тому +24

    In Quebec, the most audacious swear words are aspects of the Catholic Church.

    • @polatouche7221
      @polatouche7221 5 місяців тому

      Yes but also they aire not really audacious. Just swear words.

    • @gmwillow
      @gmwillow 5 місяців тому +2

      Tabarnak! 😅

    • @Canleaf08
      @Canleaf08 5 місяців тому +1

      crisse et tabernac!!!

    • @MademoiselleMagallia
      @MademoiselleMagallia 5 місяців тому +1

      Don't forget "câlice"! 😂

    • @MademoiselleMagallia
      @MademoiselleMagallia 5 місяців тому +1

      Oh, and "saint-ciboire"... and "viarge"! :P

  • @escapeartist1258
    @escapeartist1258 5 місяців тому +50

    It is interesting to me to see that there is emphasis on exercise and health in Christianity now. I grew up Southern Baptist and the body was basically an afterthought and took a backseat to the "spiritual body".

    • @The-Doubters-Diary
      @The-Doubters-Diary 5 місяців тому

      I think it's to counter the leftist fat liberation crowd.

    • @kayanneyoung9788
      @kayanneyoung9788 5 місяців тому +3

      Grifters will never pass up the opportunity for a cash grab.

    • @cnccvincc
      @cnccvincc 5 місяців тому +3

      I did too, but God forbid you wanted a tattoo because then your body is a temple?

    • @megancurtis9502
      @megancurtis9502 5 місяців тому +1

      Me as well! It was far more important to focus on your soul. Your body was just a vessel, and no matter how able bodied you were everyone had a different way they could contribute to the church and spreading the message of God. Much like many Christians don't care about climate change and the Earth because Jesus is coming back and they're going to heaven no matter what, not taking care of your body in a way that could lead to an earlier death wasn't that big of a deal because people didn't mind dying sooner because they'd go to heaven. Both messages can be supported by the Bible, but then again you can find Biblical justification for basically anything.

  • @CampingforCool41
    @CampingforCool41 5 місяців тому +9

    One time I asked my mom why we are told to fear god, but then also told to love god, because in my mind fear and love are incompatible. Well she explained to me that in religion the word “fear” means love. In my kid mind I thought, “oh….ok I guess it’s just another word for love in old timey Bible language.” It took me a long time to realize my original confusion was correct and that they do in fact mean that you should be afraid of god.

  • @jongranada
    @jongranada 5 місяців тому +20

    I love that you are both on screen at the same time again!!

    • @theforrestguy
      @theforrestguy 5 місяців тому +4

      agree! that was something i really missed with the last video, i think this is a great compromise

  • @grace-4072
    @grace-4072 5 місяців тому +15

    0:29 I like your split screen! I kinda miss seeing y’all sit next to one another so this is a wonderful compromise with the new set. ☺️

  • @theasexualvampire13
    @theasexualvampire13 5 місяців тому +68

    What would Jesus do? Look ripped apparently.

    • @Dahlily
      @Dahlily 5 місяців тому +10

      Cartman was right!
      "Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross
      I can't help but think that he looks kinda hot."

    • @berserkley
      @berserkley 3 місяці тому

      The food at The Last Supper was 100% pure protein

  • @greatcaesarsghostwriter3018
    @greatcaesarsghostwriter3018 5 місяців тому +34

    If you use God or Jesus as part of your sales pitch, are you not taking the Name of the Lord in vain?
    It's not just about cursing.

    • @darthszarych5588
      @darthszarych5588 5 місяців тому +5

      I was taught that using God to sell things or using God to say that ur personal preferences are the "right" to do (like saying that a certain way of dress is morally superior when God said nothing about it/moralizing things that are not moral issues like healthy foods with religion) very much is taking the lords name in vain
      Also I was taught that cussing is a cultural issue not a moral one because christ never said u can't say "fuck" since he spoke Aramaic. The principle behind it: use respectful speech and do not hurt people with profanity is christian but forbidding words in a language that did not exist in the time of Jesus is not.
      (Edited for spelling)

  • @liamhutfles4113
    @liamhutfles4113 5 місяців тому +15

    Jesus flipped all those tabled for nothing

    • @CharlesPayet
      @CharlesPayet 5 місяців тому +3

      No way! That was Jesus flexing like, “Do you even CrossFit, Bro Pharisee?”

  • @sava-smth
    @sava-smth 5 місяців тому +96

    christfluencers more like cringefluencers amiright

    • @bradiedean7466
      @bradiedean7466 5 місяців тому +9

      Cringe is dead, but Christian Cringe keeps resurrecting 😂

  • @BioRose25
    @BioRose25 5 місяців тому +12

    As a polytheist, I've sworn at my gods but never used their names as swear words.
    Christians and inconsistencies go together so well, we can't ask them to break up.

  • @moonlampje79
    @moonlampje79 5 місяців тому +16

    I just can’t get over how much cute the both of you are together ❤. That is all.

  • @toddonhigh
    @toddonhigh 5 місяців тому +17

    Jezer doesn't mention on their website where the apparel is manufactured. Wonder why.

  • @JediMediator
    @JediMediator 5 місяців тому +12

    Loved when drew didn't see the segue coming 😀

  • @yubelwish
    @yubelwish 5 місяців тому +14

    So... new age superficial Christianity?

  • @berserkley
    @berserkley 3 місяці тому +2

    "My body is a temple: ancient and crumbling, probably cursed, harboring an unspeakable horror" got that on a tee

  • @sunt.corina
    @sunt.corina 5 місяців тому +11

    Romania is predominantly christian - eastern orthodox.. and we use the devil as a curse word all the time… so then our true god is the devilll? 🤔😄

  • @Mr.Finklebottom
    @Mr.Finklebottom 5 місяців тому +5

    That one girl gave the most “I’m 14 and this is deep” speech I’ve ever heard in my entire life. She really thought she was onto something.

  • @ElenaAideen
    @ElenaAideen 5 місяців тому +12

    Stereotyping the modern workplace as, "sitting in your cubicle" is grossly reductive. Physical fitness and strength is a relevant aspect of many many jobs. For example construction, manufacturing, landscaping, farming, equipment and vehicle maintenance, the list could go on and on. While it's true that being jacked like many of these folks are is not necessarily required, that doesn't mean a huge portion of jobs don't require a certain minimum of physical strength.

  • @JessicaRuiz323
    @JessicaRuiz323 5 місяців тому +9

    HAHAHA I love how confused your hubby was as you were tying in your sponsor. Y'all are so cute :)

  • @osr4152
    @osr4152 5 місяців тому +8

    I cant believe how spot on that Catholic guy is when he says emotions are key to getting people to change their beliefs. I just cant believe he is admitting this!!!

  • @olddeon
    @olddeon 5 місяців тому +25

    Gotta be hot for Jesus lmao

  • @lindenm.9149
    @lindenm.9149 5 місяців тому +15

    My dad quit jiu jitsu and regrets it so…maybe they’re right. lol

    • @lifeisabreathingpoem6378
      @lifeisabreathingpoem6378 5 місяців тому +1

      I know I’d miss taekwondo if I stopped training for some reason. I love the way it helps me connect with myself and my own power.

  • @ninaradio
    @ninaradio 5 місяців тому +6

    My dad worked for a Christian publishing company: Bibles, devotional, Christian fiction, etc. When they started a gifts division, there was a LOT of handwringing about how to market Knick-knacks and such without crossing the line into a gross using of the faith. Now, did they manage to meet that goal? I’m sure different people would have different opinions. But man, at least they wrestled with it, you know? And they never would have said “this ceramic figurine will make you a better Christian” or “truly faithful people would never have art without overtly sacred themes.”

  • @AZ-ty7ub
    @AZ-ty7ub 5 місяців тому +12

    That whole "People swear with Jesus's name because they know he's the true God" is sooooooo laughably American and Anglo centric lmao like sorry not everyone speaks English or lives in a Christian culture, what are you talking about

    • @tomgames8616
      @tomgames8616 5 місяців тому +1

      What did societies do before jesus?
      My guess is they used the gods of their respective cultures and belief systems.
      Like Zeus for example.

  • @cassandraharris7425
    @cassandraharris7425 5 місяців тому +4

    Hahaha! I'm so glad I watched this yesterday. While at the gym, I generally don't pay attention to others. However this morning I noticed a couple in obvious Christian brand workout attire. Cracked me up.

  • @DontMockMySmock
    @DontMockMySmock 5 місяців тому +7

    the BJJ teacher saying "ive never met anyone that didn't regret quitting BJJ" is dumb as hell. dude, youre a BJJ teacher, you're only ever going to hear from people who are coming to learn from you. the people who quit and don't care about BJJ anymore have no reason to interact with you.

  • @nola281
    @nola281 5 місяців тому +6

    I love the dog got in with you, it's the whole family together.

  • @amy_pieterse
    @amy_pieterse 5 місяців тому +10

    10:48 -10:56 So ...... the content of what the person is saying is not important to them? So, seeing a handsome person is more important?
    Sounds like they need to work on themselves.

  • @betsywilliamsonyoga
    @betsywilliamsonyoga 5 місяців тому +5

    The guy with the cross sky mask looks like a predator. I would get as far away from him as a could at the gym. Yikes. And totally agree with you about the thirst trapping.

  • @siliconebug481
    @siliconebug481 5 місяців тому +18

    Brb dry scooping my Bible mid workout

  • @janekalbinsky
    @janekalbinsky 5 місяців тому +7

    In German, we have some mild expletives involving god ("Herrgott noch mal!" could be uttered in exasperation), but I'm not aware of any curse words involving Jesus.
    When my dad was upset about his students, he sometimes said "Himmel, Arsch und Zwirn!", which translates as "Heavens, ass and twine!" and I think that ought to catch on in the U.S.

    • @The-Doubters-Diary
      @The-Doubters-Diary 5 місяців тому

      😅

    • @CharlesPayet
      @CharlesPayet 5 місяців тому

      Verdammt noch mal, no one taught me that when I studied in Göttingen! 😂 Gonna remember it for sure.

  • @Biiku_
    @Biiku_ 5 місяців тому +9

    My body is a temple. To Baba Yaga.

  • @2121bassplayer
    @2121bassplayer 5 місяців тому +6

    "strength that you get from evil Eastern spirits" 🤣🤣

  • @coffeebux
    @coffeebux 5 місяців тому +3

    "blessed are the meek for they shall inherit the earth"
    Yeah! When we are done with it nerds!

  • @josephtaylor4405
    @josephtaylor4405 5 місяців тому +11

    They want pilots to be tall dark and handsome when shorter people are better at taking G's.

  • @JackgarPrime
    @JackgarPrime 5 місяців тому +10

    Something something something preacher curls

  • @Beanmachine91
    @Beanmachine91 5 місяців тому +8

    gotta question everything

  • @bradiedean7466
    @bradiedean7466 5 місяців тому +2

    Drew's face when he realized you were leading into the scentbird ad was hilarious 😂

  • @echitester
    @echitester 5 місяців тому +3

    the "men who do yoga" bit is especially funny when you read works by people like russel paul. theres a high likelihood the historical jesus of nazareth lived in the himilayas for a time and that his time as a yogi influenced his teaching when he came back to his homeland in his 30s.

  • @R0mbVs
    @R0mbVs 5 місяців тому +18

    That lady was really out here thinking she sounded good, but her attitude, energy and words were just horrible lol.

    • @Fernando-ek8jp
      @Fernando-ek8jp 5 місяців тому +7

      That's the one that confused me the most. The other guys were just saying the quiet part out loud, she was just vociferous in her ignorance.

    • @Beanmachine91
      @Beanmachine91 5 місяців тому +4

      the self deception is strong in that one XXD

    • @eclipseissad
      @eclipseissad 5 місяців тому +1

      Which lady?

    • @Fernando-ek8jp
      @Fernando-ek8jp 5 місяців тому +5

      @@eclipseissad I assume they're referring to the one talking about how shouting "Jesus Effing Christ!" when you stub your toe indicates that you know God is real

    • @eclipseissad
      @eclipseissad 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Fernando-ek8jp Oooh, ok 👍

  • @twhimsy
    @twhimsy 5 місяців тому +6

    The "jacked" physic came into popularity with men with the rise of white collar jobs and it absolutely has to do with male insecurity about working at a desk with their brains instead of [fill in blank] with their body and personally I think it is made worse when you add in the way people look down on labor jobs and other classist attitudes and beliefs. So really.. our culture only thinks of men with muscles as being good leaders because men were afraid that they'd stop being good leaders if they didn't have muscles.. like a hundred years ago. LOL
    I'm sure we humans have this.. sense.. of the healthiest person being the best leader. We're just really bad at knowing what's healthy and our concept of what is healthy has changed drastically over our history.

  • @cheezisamazing7295
    @cheezisamazing7295 5 місяців тому +2

    Promoting a healthy lifestyle is good, but when they’re bring others down for not being super strong etc and implying they need to look good for Jesus, it kinda gives eugenics vibes 😬

  • @aminaa5824
    @aminaa5824 5 місяців тому +3

    Can confirm as someone who grew up Muslim, they use ‘ya allah’ (oh god) and other expletives I don’t remember, it’s not just Christians

  • @mirrormirroronthewall7718
    @mirrormirroronthewall7718 5 місяців тому +2

    That logic behind "people only take others seriously when they are attractive, so you have to become attractive" kind of reminds me of the logic behind "when a man lusts after an attractive woman, she has to change her clothing/wear more modest clothes". Like you said: they're identifying the wrong person in this scenario as the problem.

  • @katethielen3883
    @katethielen3883 5 місяців тому +3

    28:13 the French have what translates to "sacred blue" which is a reference to Mother Mary, who is a saint. So yeah, I would say they do

    • @juliee593
      @juliee593 3 місяці тому

      This insult hasn't been in circulation for hundreds of years so I don't think it counts. And I'm pretty sure the "bleu" in "sacrebleu" is a replacement for "dieu" (god), not Mary... I think "sacrebleu" is much more accurately translated as "oh my gosh".

  • @Disgusted_Cat
    @Disgusted_Cat 5 місяців тому +6

    Looking forward to the video 👍👍

  • @TheJadeAffect
    @TheJadeAffect 5 місяців тому +3

    This was gold haha! Also i enjoy this set up of side to side and video in the middle, flows very well :)

  • @lupvium
    @lupvium 5 місяців тому +3

    that woman saying people only swear with jesus's name is so self centered... other countries with other gods as profanities exist. im from turkey and i say allah bellani versin (allah damn you) all the time as a swear word lmao.

  • @kieranstyx3633
    @kieranstyx3633 5 місяців тому +3

    Whether intentionally or not, most of these people are just diaguising Patriarchy as "Christianity".

  • @megancurtis9502
    @megancurtis9502 5 місяців тому +2

    How can you say you're not into vanity and then show people how to get the _illusion_ of big shoulders? He's proving his point that working out is just about how you look and not your actual strength and health. There's blue collar workers volunteering in Christian ministries that are twice as strong as him, but according to him if they have a little fat covering their muscles then they're not engaging in the most important part of evangelism? Why does he think there's value in converting people to a belief system because they believe it will make them attractive? He's correct that it works, but it's obviously prosperity gospel and leads to more harm than good.

  • @marendameron
    @marendameron 5 місяців тому +3

    “Charles Darwin!” Is my new cuss word 😂

  • @TheBlubunni
    @TheBlubunni 5 місяців тому +3

    ‭1 Samuel 16:7 KJV‬
    [7] But the LORD said unto Samuel, Look not on his countenance, or on the height of his stature; because I have refused him: for the LORD seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the LORD looketh on the heart.

  • @kermitthorson9719
    @kermitthorson9719 5 місяців тому +3

    evangelists have known sex sells for a long time. a church tried to lure me in my early teens with a youth game day, then came to my house later with a couple peers, and since i was a guy, a cute teen girl to be the main one giving me their message. to bad for them i was already questioning the concept of a deity at the age already so it just made them seem like strange bible thumpers. irony, since i was sent to catholic school, i absolutely dominated that game day's trivia section. which was of course, all bible trivia. thats when i really knew.

  • @bytejourneycodes
    @bytejourneycodes 5 місяців тому +5

    Me being christian, I am sceptical about other christians who believe that the earth is 6000 years old or man and woman just popped out of nowhere. It's like you have to relinquish common sense to be a christian.

    • @Axx-u3g
      @Axx-u3g 5 місяців тому

      Men and women didn't just pop out of nowhere. Read your bible

    • @joandarc441
      @joandarc441 Місяць тому

      ​@@Axx-u3g and read your proper history so you won't think English is the only language.

    • @Axx-u3g
      @Axx-u3g 28 днів тому

      @@joandarc441 what are you on about. The Bible clearly explains where men and women came from

  • @Mangacide
    @Mangacide 5 місяців тому +2

    What if I don't say any words when I stub my toe? What if I just make weird irritated goblin sounds? o__o

  • @aydenhowell2308
    @aydenhowell2308 5 місяців тому +5

    I'm sure I'm not the only one to point this out, but didn't Jesus throw the tables of the sellers in the temple cause he considered it a mockery of the purpose of the temple? So what makes these guys think that Jesus is okay with them selling stuff, marketing it to Christians, telling them it will strengthen their faith?

    • @CharlesPayet
      @CharlesPayet 5 місяців тому

      Nah. They think that Jesus was literally flexing on the Pharisees, so *obviously* Jesus had to be jacked.