Name Ideas: -Michael Glassbender -Nomi Merlot -Harrison Poured -George Glass (can you guys do The Brady Bunch Movie Retro Review, BTW?) -Serena Chalice -Chevy Chalice
Lol outside of drag race, I only watch y'all's movie reviews of movies I never actually intend to watch. Lol it's a compliment. I'd rather watch you than the movie.
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THE GIANT GOBLET UNTIL YOU MENTIONED IT?! It's FULLY the size of Avaryl's torso. It's definitely the goblet equivalent of the "Child Size" cup from Parks & Rec.
Sorry, but as a kiwi, it is my national legal obligation to make it clear that Taika Waititi and Sam Neil are from New Zealand, not Australia. And I vote for Michael Glassbender.
In the future, the wine glasses will be seven feet tall and can only be drunk from using a complex system of ropes and pulleys. One day Andrew will say 'to hell with this' and just climb in one.
I think the "If I didn't marry you, you'd leave me" thing with the husband is meant to clue us in early on that he's not that different from his family, so that the 'twist' when he goes to sacrifice her makes sense. I think we're meant to be rooting for her to survive the night and escape, not necessarily end up on a honeymoon.
We got posters and I was like “OOHHH this looks interesting” but in the more fun disposable film but you guys said Knifes Out was better so I trust you guys
I was SO pleasantly surprised that you included a list of your legendary references in the description! Are you gonna do this with every future upload? ((I’m here for it))
OMG, I think Tag was what I was thinking about with Julia Stiles's character in Hustlers. Just because your movie is based on an article doesn't mean that journalist needs to be a character in the movie. 🤷♀️
No one has brought up that the reason all siblings chose people that were poor is that because if they chose the hide and seek card and get murdered, less questions will get asked
Wow this review was a gift that kept on giving : we find out you guys are Lucifer fans (the bum on Tom! Thank you, Netflix), "Clue", and the shocking realization that Andrew hasn't seen Young Frankenstein.
Congratulations on the new member to the MovieBitches family. I’m not smart enough to thing of a good name with an alcohol pun WAIT - maybe “CanWeTalkAbout” Can for short ? 🤷♂️ Darcy ? Maybe the Seagull out of the The Rescuers?
Say goodnight Grace is referenced in the opening scene of the Will & Grace, during the pilot episode. ☺️😄 I would definitely have got that in this movie. 👍
Fun Movie, but you're right it seems like it was made off of a few images and a vague (but cool) plot idea that wasn't all the way fleshed out. Joss Whedon and Quentin Tarrantino did the feminine/masc sensitive/tough virginal white dress/violence thing better in Kill Bill and Buffy. In some scenes Samara Weaving just straight up looked like Buffy.
They even ripped off the plot of a Buffy episode - Reptile Boy. Frat boys sacrifice young girls to a snake demon to keep themselves wealthy. When Buffy kills the snake demon, all their wealth vanishes leading to "IRS raids and suicides in the boardroom." Adam Brody's character even straight up rips off Xander's line from the episode: "Boy, I guess the rich really are different."
Possible names for your new addition: 1. Magnum P.i.n.o 2. Charles de Gulp 3. The goblet of fire 4. What's Keeping Gilbert Grapejuice 5. Fabulous drunk island 6. Snark bate (ooh ha ha) 7. Marlon (because it's finding pino)
I watched 2 horror/thrillers this week. One you will ❤️ Beast.... it’s like a British slow burn Gone Girl type thriller. The ending was fabulous & so was the acting. And the cra cra movie Climax on Prime. It is super disturbing & realistic as in could happen except for the CHOOSES made.... it was good as well but only if u are in the mood for something shocking & deprived... which most of us usually are 😂
I agree that the movie should've went a little further with the violence and gore. I don't think they were trying to make that kind of movie though, they focused on the comedy which wasn't all that. The actress did a good job. It's a fun movie that keeps moving at a fast pace. Not as "horror" as I thought but it's ok
I'm so excited you guys reviewed this movie, it was filmed at a historic site in Canada that I work at and we do have golf carts so your golfing theory is totally valid and the ending was so stupid dumb I loved it
With the release of Scream 5 directed by Radio Silence maybe retro review the original scream? It's iconic in the genre. Anyone else want to see their thoughts on the franchise? Or at least watch Scream 3 for a very over the top and camp Parker Posey.
If the sister was played by Jenny Slate, I would’ve enjoyed her character more. But I loved this movie and Imma do a drag number for this with the bridgit mendler song.
It all could have been solved if the brother was gay. He would survive giving him the only motive to be a softie. It would make sense in the logic of the movie, because of reasons.
As soon as I saw the trailer I was like “Ooooh, I wish I could watch this with the bitches because it sounds like it would be a fabulous time.” Thank you for confirming my suspicion that this movie was resoundingly okay. Also, if you’re gonna name the class “Magnum”, be sure to use his full name “Magnum Pinot Noir”. Otherwise I’d just name it something like “Toni Goblette” “Ira Glass” “Chalice in Wonderland” (a bit long). There’s plenty of options.
SPOILER While the family thought he was the Devil that doesn;t mean he was the Devil. The Bride won the game - gaining his respect. The family died because they broke his rules.
when are we gonna get an Ace Ventura shirt?! lol i love that you quote those movies on a consistent basis. YEEEES!!!! love those movies haha. PS - and it seems likethe famz won anyway if she ended up in jail lol assholes xoxo love from Maryland
ooh if you were meh about the male gaze you guys should check out satanic panic! there's a switchblade sisters episode interviewinf the female filmmaker! goofy fun with crazy rich satanists and a female lead!
Your new arrival should obviously be called George Glass...
That’s funny, I don’t remember a George Glass at our sküle
"That's funny, I dont remember a George Glass going to our skquel" 👱♀️🍷
Sure, Jan
Sure Jan
Name Ideas:
-Michael Glassbender
-Nomi Merlot
-Harrison Poured
-George Glass (can you guys do The Brady Bunch Movie Retro Review, BTW?)
-Serena Chalice
-Chevy Chalice
Dammit I was gonna say Michael Glassbender lmao
Yess Michael Glassbender.
I immediately thought Michael Glassbender too 😅😅
I LOVE George Glass 😹
Fill up Glass (Phillip Glass - I know he’s a composer but still)
Chalice Royale. Large and in charge.
Olivier Orston THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE!!
What a fantastic Clue review!
Also in regards to a name for the glass, is Toni Goblette too much of a stretch?
Toni Goblette for the win!
Love this one!!!
“I mean gender is a concept...” I’m here for Chalice from the Palace
But why wasn't this movie named "Bride and Seek"?
YESSSSSUH
Michael Glassbender duuuhhhhh
There! Done! That's it.
Lol outside of drag race, I only watch y'all's movie reviews of movies I never actually intend to watch. Lol it's a compliment. I'd rather watch you than the movie.
Andrew: Gender's a construct...
Me: TEAR IT APART!~
Avaryl doing her best trying to sip out of that monstrous goblet is such a mood. You should name her Monica
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THE GIANT GOBLET UNTIL YOU MENTIONED IT?! It's FULLY the size of Avaryl's torso. It's definitely the goblet equivalent of the "Child Size" cup from Parks & Rec.
Sorry, but as a kiwi, it is my national legal obligation to make it clear that Taika Waititi and Sam Neil are from New Zealand, not Australia.
And I vote for Michael Glassbender.
- Priscilla, Queen of the Glasses
- Made-wine Kahn
- Winifred "Wine-e" Sanderson
In the future, the wine glasses will be seven feet tall and can only be drunk from using a complex system of ropes and pulleys.
One day Andrew will say 'to hell with this' and just climb in one.
It will be the full Dita von teese martini number
I agree and would love to see!
I think the "If I didn't marry you, you'd leave me" thing with the husband is meant to clue us in early on that he's not that different from his family, so that the 'twist' when he goes to sacrifice her makes sense. I think we're meant to be rooting for her to survive the night and escape, not necessarily end up on a honeymoon.
jeff goldblum could be the devil, campy satan jeff goldblum GASP im here for it!
We got posters and I was like “OOHHH this looks interesting” but in the more fun disposable film but you guys said Knifes Out was better so I trust you guys
I was SO pleasantly surprised that you included a list of your legendary references in the description! Are you gonna do this with every future upload? ((I’m here for it))
"His name is George... George Glass."
George...... Tropicana
Avaryl's new wine glass is oh so very large in her dainty little hands :) ..makes me giggle
OMG, I think Tag was what I was thinking about with Julia Stiles's character in Hustlers. Just because your movie is based on an article doesn't mean that journalist needs to be a character in the movie. 🤷♀️
Avaryl your whole outfit is everything. The colors really go well together
I’ve been watching so much moviebitches lately that you guys made a guest appearance in one of my dreams
No one has brought up that the reason all siblings chose people that were poor is that because if they chose the hide and seek card and get murdered, less questions will get asked
Chalice Therone
I mean honestly just name it "George Glass"
RUN LOLA RUN oh my god I forgot about that movie
The excitement for Jeff Goldblum to be in the movie 🤣🤣🤣 we all can relate
I hope you guys do a retro review of “Addam Family Values” for October!
Pretty sure I will never actually watch Lucifer, but I certainly will laugh at the clips you randomly sprinkle in every single time. 😂
Wow this review was a gift that kept on giving : we find out you guys are Lucifer fans (the bum on Tom! Thank you, Netflix), "Clue", and the shocking realization that Andrew hasn't seen Young Frankenstein.
Love the review but my name suggestions are as follows:
Ophelia Glass
Justin Chilled
Yorrik Hunt
Ceasan Desist
Lotta Claret
Savvy Ingnion Blanche
Aunt Helene was played by Nicky Guadagni who played Holloway in the sci-fi horror film "Cube".
It was just what I expected... in the best possible way. My friend was expecting it to be a horror film. I was, like, naaaaah.
Honestly I'm shaking at 13:10 that's not Margot Robbie???
This was a talk to the screen type movie. And the ending took me out laughing
Clearly the new addition should be named George Glass.
Name ideas: Chalice Theron or Taika Wine-kiki
The Unofficial Trilogy: Ready or Not as the prequel to The Babysitter, concluded by Mayhem. Also, please review The Babysitter, Robbie Amell is in it!
I support that
Congratulations on the new member to the MovieBitches family.
I’m not smart enough to thing of a good name with an alcohol pun
WAIT - maybe “CanWeTalkAbout” Can for short ? 🤷♂️ Darcy ? Maybe the Seagull out of the The Rescuers?
Say goodnight Grace is referenced in the opening scene of the Will & Grace, during the pilot episode. ☺️😄 I would definitely have got that in this movie. 👍
Ira glass ... I’m officially a dad
How about the name Harrison for your new wine vase?
Fun Movie, but you're right it seems like it was made off of a few images and a vague (but cool) plot idea that wasn't all the way fleshed out. Joss Whedon and Quentin Tarrantino did the feminine/masc sensitive/tough virginal white dress/violence thing better in Kill Bill and Buffy. In some scenes Samara Weaving just straight up looked like Buffy.
They even ripped off the plot of a Buffy episode - Reptile Boy. Frat boys sacrifice young girls to a snake demon to keep themselves wealthy. When Buffy kills the snake demon, all their wealth vanishes leading to "IRS raids and suicides in the boardroom." Adam Brody's character even straight up rips off Xander's line from the episode: "Boy, I guess the rich really are different."
Possible names for your new addition:
1. Magnum P.i.n.o
2. Charles de Gulp
3. The goblet of fire
4. What's Keeping Gilbert Grapejuice
5. Fabulous drunk island
6. Snark bate (ooh ha ha)
7. Marlon (because it's finding pino)
I vote Michael Glassbender :)
The ending of this film was COMPLETELY camp...lmfao
Wait. That’s not Margot Robbie?
Samara Weaving has THE best scream queen scream of all time. Prove me wrong. Her scream is blood curdling. It's so GOOD!!
Stuck in a cave while wearing a sable fedora, I think I would pick that chalice among others. I name you Chalice DeVine.
Philip. As in a Glass named Philip. As in film score composer Philip Glass.
Prometheus name the glass prometheus it fits him so good.
Taika Waititi is a Kiwi not an Australian!
Tilda Winestem!!!
I watched 2 horror/thrillers this week. One you will ❤️ Beast.... it’s like a British slow burn Gone Girl type thriller. The ending was fabulous & so was the acting. And the cra cra movie Climax on Prime. It is super disturbing & realistic as in could happen except for the CHOOSES made.... it was good as well but only if u are in the mood for something shocking & deprived... which most of us usually are 😂
Despite me loving the cast of Tag, it was....not good. When I was done, I felt mad at Jeremy Renner and felt that he owed me an 1 1/2 of my time back.
Wine glass name: Glacier blue (In Bear Grylls accent)
For some reason the jug made me thing of Magnus, like Miss Honey's dad in Matilda, and then you said Magnum. Weird
I second all the motions to call it George glass.
went straight to fugees "ready or not, here i come, you cant hide" lol great minds
what about Danny DeVINO!!
Glasscock seems fitting
Phil-up Glass, obviously
How about naming the new glass Magnus, Miss Honey’s dad father from the flying portrait from Matilda.
By the way, how bout a Matilda Retro Review???
Gold Member for Andrew’s Glass
maybe magna if you are going with the magNUM theme
as always your versions of these "bad" movies sound so much better and so much fun
I was confused when they starting cheering for satan I didn’t realize it was a deal with the devil the whole movie
I don’t know why I’m feeling a king Henry for the name lol
That campy video with the bird, and I’m assuming Celine Dion? What was that exactly from? It’s hilarious 😂
I agree that the movie should've went a little further with the violence and gore. I don't think they were trying to make that kind of movie though, they focused on the comedy which wasn't all that.
The actress did a good job. It's a fun movie that keeps moving at a fast pace. Not as "horror" as I thought but it's ok
Crystale Bucket ( It's pronounced 'bouquet.' )
Please tell me you’ve seen You’re Next it’s very similar to this and I feel like you guys would love it
I'm so excited you guys reviewed this movie, it was filmed at a historic site in Canada that I work at and we do have golf carts so your golfing theory is totally valid and the ending was so stupid dumb I loved it
With the release of Scream 5 directed by Radio Silence maybe retro review the original scream? It's iconic in the genre. Anyone else want to see their thoughts on the franchise?
Or at least watch Scream 3 for a very over the top and camp Parker Posey.
Magnum PG (Pinot Grigio) for the new glass?
I enjoyed her tattered wedding dress / converse combo because it gives me an easy Halloween outfit. But yes it was distinctly Man's First Screenplay.
“Gender is a construct, tear it apart”
If the sister was played by Jenny Slate, I would’ve enjoyed her character more. But I loved this movie and Imma do a drag number for this with the bridgit mendler song.
Garry the Goblet
I was waiting for this one! I agree about the camp needed to turn to 11.
Ooh call the glass satan, or some spin on devils chalice. I'm not that funny I dunno
Big Bertha 2: electric boogaloo
The wine shoe is so Linda Belcher
Lee Daniels’ The Vase/Goblet?
It all could have been solved if the brother was gay. He would survive giving him the only motive to be a softie. It would make sense in the logic of the movie, because of reasons.
Winestem Churchill... Tilda Winestem... Wine-ifred Sanderson...
You could name this vase Jessica Fletcher. It’s got class and a bit of ummph.
Winona Jugg
As soon as I saw the trailer I was like “Ooooh, I wish I could watch this with the bitches because it sounds like it would be a fabulous time.” Thank you for confirming my suspicion that this movie was resoundingly okay.
Also, if you’re gonna name the class “Magnum”, be sure to use his full name “Magnum Pinot Noir”.
Otherwise I’d just name it something like “Toni Goblette” “Ira Glass” “Chalice in Wonderland” (a bit long). There’s plenty of options.
i think Greenglass is a good name
That cigarette moment is so Heathers, luv it!
#AlwaysTheHemsworths
The new jumanji was really good. I was SHOcked
SPOILER
While the family thought he was the Devil that doesn;t mean he was the Devil.
The Bride won the game - gaining his respect. The family died because they broke his rules.
Lizzie Caplan would've been AMAZING!!
Chloe Sauvynon
Name the glass Eddie Adams!
when are we gonna get an Ace Ventura shirt?! lol i love that you quote those movies on a consistent basis. YEEEES!!!! love those movies haha.
PS - and it seems likethe famz won anyway if she ended up in jail lol assholes
xoxo love from Maryland
Could Wes Anderson read the script?
ooh if you were meh about the male gaze you guys should check out satanic panic! there's a switchblade sisters episode interviewinf the female filmmaker! goofy fun with crazy rich satanists and a female lead!