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  • @ImAllexx
    @ImAllexx  Рік тому +2474

    can you guys all stop asking for clarkey and alex videos under your tree this xmas, santa says he's getting too many requests!!!!

    • @ChromoNoah
      @ChromoNoah Рік тому +46

      Collab with Markiplier

    • @Jelly_Bean_Can
      @Jelly_Bean_Can Рік тому +12

      Too late.

    • @IreZico
      @IreZico Рік тому +9

      Never

    • @JM-xg7xo
      @JM-xg7xo Рік тому +14

      get those sea monkeys 🤣

    • @Nitehawkmk77
      @Nitehawkmk77 Рік тому +11

      But that would make my day especially in reindeer g-strings 🤣

  • @shartboy666
    @shartboy666 Рік тому +2739

    i absolutely adore the "we watch" series, it's just like having friends :,)

  • @laurensmith3804
    @laurensmith3804 Рік тому +846

    George should get a water bottle so whenever Alex says something off he sprays him

    • @shartboy666
      @shartboy666 Рік тому +42

      he would have to refill it twice a video 💀

  • @IreZico
    @IreZico Рік тому +771

    A 45 minute date with Alex and George on a friday? Night doesn’t get any better

    • @NAAPodcast
      @NAAPodcast Рік тому +5

      We might not be better but you could pop over to our channel for sloppy seconds once your done here haha

  • @StalwartShinobi
    @StalwartShinobi Рік тому +739

    I find it funny when you see the kid Kemi get aged and they decide she's going to be an oldskool chav by giving her massive hoop earnings skin tight ponytail and a mean Stare 😂

    • @caitlinwheeler7915
      @caitlinwheeler7915 Рік тому +8

      I thought the same thing 😭

    • @NoudlePipW
      @NoudlePipW Рік тому +15

      Wellllll... they showed where she lives and the boys flat out destroyed it 😂

    • @NoudlePipW
      @NoudlePipW Рік тому +6

      Oh wait. Crap if thats oldskool what do the new chavs look like

    • @cornettobrainrot8410
      @cornettobrainrot8410 Рік тому +22

      @@NoudlePipW thicker eyebrows

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 Рік тому +7

      I would think being a loner would not make her a chav.

  • @india7846
    @india7846 Рік тому +660

    I would never have forgiven my parents if they put me on a show like this

    • @elaexplorer
      @elaexplorer Рік тому +60

      Yeah, nothing like psychology trauma surrounding food televised to the world. Like these kids still had to go to school after this thing aired.

    • @itssarahanne
      @itssarahanne Рік тому +45

      For real. I genuinely wonder how the kids from these kinds of shows are doing now. I was anorexic as a kid & teen and I can't imagine my parents being like "I know, let's put her on Supersize vs Super Skinny Kids!! That'll fix it!" Absolutely horrendous parenting 😂

    • @riseagainphoenix
      @riseagainphoenix Рік тому +16

      @@itssarahanne I mean we know they're horrendous parents anyway with how they don't give any guidance whatsoever to the kids' food and activity choices so what's one more step of exploiting the kids for money

    • @ItzGracieJ
      @ItzGracieJ Рік тому +6

      Same. This is just cruel. And the embarrassment would be vile

    • @Dim4323
      @Dim4323 Рік тому +3

      This was before youtube.

  • @oliviamaelovick
    @oliviamaelovick Рік тому +725

    I thought it was a programme about parents murdering their kids 😂 I watch too much true crime

  • @BradBurnian
    @BradBurnian Рік тому +357

    More Clarkey and Alex is never a bad thing

  • @meggnogg
    @meggnogg Рік тому +176

    I went to this all you can eat buffet, which included finding your own table and getting your own food, drinks, plates and cutlery (and clear the dirty ones away yourself), and at the bottom of the bill was a £2.50 surcharge for the WAITING STAFF... the only thing they brought to my table was the sodding bill itself🤣

    • @teddysoul85
      @teddysoul85 Рік тому

      they're probably there to help disabled people mostly

  • @Cycoldia
    @Cycoldia Рік тому +93

    Just imagining they go and are like "We did some tests and determined by the time Liam is 40 he will have re-founded the EDL"

  • @TheRogueAdventurers
    @TheRogueAdventurers Рік тому +30

    "hell of a midnight snack that, slice of bread at midnight"
    Me: looks down at the toast I'm making at midnight

  • @aquatics1460
    @aquatics1460 Рік тому +101

    This show unironically has a banger soundtrack

    • @d15t0rted4
      @d15t0rted4 Рік тому +17

      Imagine coming into a room and your friend is listening to music and you ask them what they're listening to and they say "the 'Honey I Killed the Kids' soundtrack".

    • @I03-q1d
      @I03-q1d Рік тому

      @@d15t0rted4 💀

    • @jacksonbirch
      @jacksonbirch Рік тому +21

      thank damon albarn lmao, pretty sure its all gorillaz and blur

  • @jessicaholscher4097
    @jessicaholscher4097 Рік тому +106

    Sea monkeys were my first experience with manipulation and lies. they didn't have little picnics. they didn't look like little mermaid monkeys.

    • @BreloomSoup
      @BreloomSoup Рік тому +4

      Too right Jessica

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 Рік тому +3

      Oof it’s like when I found out the WWE wasn’t real fighting 😂

  • @jorjaallaway2209
    @jorjaallaway2209 Рік тому +174

    As a person from Leeds I am not offended and it is understandable

    • @badmarilynart9104
      @badmarilynart9104 Рік тому +2

      Same

    • @mitchellgeorge6031
      @mitchellgeorge6031 Рік тому +1

      You guys have the Royal Armouries which looks really cool.

    • @jorjaallaway2209
      @jorjaallaway2209 Рік тому +5

      @@mitchellgeorge6031 it’s not cool

    • @m1kael44la
      @m1kael44la Рік тому +12

      @@mitchellgeorge6031 it is actual torture after being dragged there by school 183070739740 times

    • @Bigcozza
      @Bigcozza Рік тому

      Could be worse, could be FRANCE

  • @charlietin5262
    @charlietin5262 Рік тому +94

    All jokes aside, i want alex and george to buy thousands of sea monkeys and keep them in the bath

  • @sandpiper5705
    @sandpiper5705 Рік тому +82

    This ancient relic was filmed on a stone tablet, every frame etched with a spear

  • @jaqsre
    @jaqsre Рік тому +132

    what i want is for someone to keep living the way they do as kids, just to see how accurate the adult models look. i would watch that :-)

  • @emilylovesblur
    @emilylovesblur Рік тому +55

    whoever decided on the music for the episode is a legend. blur and gorillaz 💪💪

  • @ZannyFTW
    @ZannyFTW Рік тому +15

    It was really wholesome watching the parents smile while their kids were having fun skating :)

  • @scottyb8392
    @scottyb8392 Рік тому +85

    Then giving the son 70 is quite generous considering he’s already asthmatic & exposed to a ton of second + thirdhand smoke all day every day, poor fella

    • @ryan-anarchist-2535
      @ryan-anarchist-2535 8 місяців тому

      Thirdhand?

    • @scottyb8392
      @scottyb8392 8 місяців тому +1

      @@ryan-anarchist-2535 yeah, third hand smoke is the ash that gets left on clothes and soaks into the carpets. Even if you try not to smile near your kid, when you hold that fabric near their face (like when you hold them or when they play on the floor) they're still getting a ton of chemicals from the cigarette, like they do with secondhand smoke. It's easy to get it out of clothes - you just have to wash them normally - but I don't think most people are changing clothes after every cigarette lol

    • @IsItGuy
      @IsItGuy 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@ryan-anarchist-2535Nice gloom division pfp

  • @NotNowJensen
    @NotNowJensen Рік тому +118

    this duo never gets old

    • @NAAPodcast
      @NAAPodcast Рік тому

      if you like these types of videos check us out :) x

    • @wavywavy7141
      @wavywavy7141 Рік тому

      this is will and jim v2

    • @andragune283
      @andragune283 Рік тому +1

      14:37 says otherwise 💀💀

  • @steffanmunn6140
    @steffanmunn6140 Рік тому +64

    Blur and Dandy Warhols in one episode watched by Alex + George is one hell of an early Christmas pressie

    • @lacifried
      @lacifried Рік тому +11

      Alex bobbing his head to the blur bit was so funny to me 😭

    • @steffanmunn6140
      @steffanmunn6140 Рік тому +6

      I loved George's pre-emptive woo-oo-ooo for bohemian like you better

    • @ditamoth
      @ditamoth Рік тому +9

      i got so excited when I heard blur istg 😭

  • @scottyb8392
    @scottyb8392 Рік тому +46

    George Clarkey seems to have attended the “Tom Harlock Academy of Putting A Bitch In Their Place”

  • @aliceallen5465
    @aliceallen5465 Рік тому +33

    I love watching you two, make my crappy days so much brighter 💙 thank you guys x

  • @weirdpeeps8756
    @weirdpeeps8756 Рік тому +21

    6:01 alex being actually mad at himself is so funny

  • @Evanz111
    @Evanz111 Рік тому +10

    1:03 - incredibly underrated joke, perfect delivery

  • @futuristic.handgun
    @futuristic.handgun Рік тому +48

    Whoever did the music for that show has fucking taste. Gorillaz and Pixies. 👌

    • @TCGproductions1
      @TCGproductions1 Рік тому +3

      i was just having a little dance when dare came on
      Edit: I’m later in the video and “Kids with Guns” came on, is that ironic?

    • @futuristic.handgun
      @futuristic.handgun Рік тому +2

      @@TCGproductions1 I was having a dance too. That's such a fucking banger. I still remember the first time I ever heard that song. And yeah, kinda, lol.

    • @natatk1570
      @natatk1570 Рік тому +8

      and blur… twice

    • @ditamoth
      @ditamoth Рік тому +1

      and blur

    • @몽실라이더
      @몽실라이더 Рік тому +1

      🤣🤣

  • @autism908
    @autism908 Рік тому +27

    Our favourite duo

    • @tunein6765
      @tunein6765 Рік тому

      Kemi and Liam are the best for sure

  • @ilikemusic
    @ilikemusic Рік тому +12

    laughing at leeds jokes then remembering i'm literally from hull

  • @brianakelley123
    @brianakelley123 Рік тому +62

    Alex hitting on George for us because we can’t 🤝

  • @cassiehumphreys1222
    @cassiehumphreys1222 Рік тому +5

    That face Alex made taking a vitamin made me spit my tea out!

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer Рік тому +35

    This show just makes me angry. They're going off about how introverted people don't live as long because extroverted people who get isolated don't live as long. So now they're going to try to force social interactions onto that kid that she neither wants or needs. You know what make speople live shorter lives? Giving them anxiety.

    • @justtrombone6368
      @justtrombone6368 Рік тому +2

      This show was prior to social media bare in mind.
      I think they should do a revival of this show, reflecting how times have changed since the mid 2000s, have improved AI to show how they'll look at 40 and even have some of the kids from the original show, now grown up, reflecting on their life since going on as a kid and how they look now. Britain is hoarded with obesity now and mental health is in crisis, this needs addressing in this show!

  • @chels_o5
    @chels_o5 Рік тому +5

    soundtrack in this was brilliant, gorilla, blur and the pixies 🙏🏻 kids with guns is such an underrated song

  • @tipjrjr326
    @tipjrjr326 Рік тому +17

    We've compiled all the data, zoomed in on their faces many, many, many times, and after observing them.. We have determined... They will age and get older.

  • @emie4723
    @emie4723 Рік тому +3

    At 36minutes and forward George just sounds like jay from inbetweeners 😂😂

  • @braxtoncarothers1145
    @braxtoncarothers1145 Рік тому +2

    36:02 George is me when my cat is chewing on something she shouldn’t be 😂😂

  • @EL01-h4c
    @EL01-h4c Рік тому +5

    When Alex said “fatty fatty boom boom” I snorted in the staff room 😭

  • @ym-ninja3221
    @ym-ninja3221 Рік тому +9

    Expected George to say the kid definitely ate easter eggs before

  • @sh4rpy983
    @sh4rpy983 Рік тому +9

    loved the vid, keep making these. could u use some of that echo cancelling foam tho on the walls

  • @LennyHenrysDorsalCavity
    @LennyHenrysDorsalCavity Рік тому +19

    Making a person go cold turkey when it comes to smoking is just as deadly as smoking itself 😂 good advice Charlie/Charly/Charleigh… however it’s spelt

  • @Clara_milner
    @Clara_milner Рік тому +10

    as someone who is from leeds i feel offended abt all the leeds jokes🤣🤣

  • @hayleyhellbound9513
    @hayleyhellbound9513 Рік тому +7

    A show premiered on cable in the US last night called The Parent Test. No idea if you were aware of it but it’s pure content and kinda similar to this

  • @Suzy24
    @Suzy24 Рік тому +13

    I just googled the movie Honey I Shrunk the Kids and apparently Disney is currently making another sequel to it lol

    • @ActuallyHoudini
      @ActuallyHoudini Рік тому +2

      oh please god no.

    • @elaexplorer
      @elaexplorer Рік тому

      What's it called? The current movies are "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" followed by "Honey, I Blew up the Kid" and then "Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves"

    • @Suzy24
      @Suzy24 Рік тому +1

      @@elaexplorer if you go on the wiki for it it just says Shrunk (TBA) so I’m guessing that means it doesn’t have an official title yet

  • @Yourfavz
    @Yourfavz Рік тому +4

    Yes a long video!!! I love when you make long videos u should do it a lot! Also my order came when I ordered ur merch x

  • @laurennays
    @laurennays Рік тому +14

    as a person from leeds i am absolutely here for the leeds slander

    • @NAAPodcast
      @NAAPodcast Рік тому

      If your looking for a reacts channel from leeds, look no further.... @NAAPodcast come and enjoy the MUCKY accent hahaha

  • @wildflowcr
    @wildflowcr Рік тому +25

    tbh alexs view on buffets is valid bc can they even kick you out? surely if u just sit there you can just scoff forever

    • @teddysoul85
      @teddysoul85 Рік тому +3

      theyll kick you out when it closes and even if you do somehow manage to stay inside their still gonna throw all the leftover food away

    • @bethreannexo
      @bethreannexo Рік тому +4

      the ones I’ve been to only let you stay for 2 hours

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 Рік тому

      @@bethreannexo same experience here. Honestly, as much as I’ve tried I haven’t ever made 2 hours in on a buffet not feeling full as hell. Even not drinking, taking the measured approach or even with the munchies. By then, I probably ate more than enough to feel satisfied with what I paid for lol

  • @ManateeMaiden
    @ManateeMaiden 8 місяців тому +4

    Ok but George as an old man is daddy af 🤤

  • @KRZ___
    @KRZ___ Рік тому +4

    Alex: *my 7 children in the basement all seem to be quite happy* 😂

  • @prez5599
    @prez5599 Рік тому +4

    24:58 If it helps, the strokes are my favourite band - I got it🙏

  • @jacksstudios2406
    @jacksstudios2406 Рік тому +6

    I’ve come to realise this show loves Damon Albarn, they’ve played a lot of blur and Gorillaz

  • @jayj11
    @jayj11 8 місяців тому +1

    “You’ve just spit on me. Jesus Christ, not while the cameras on.”
    🗣️drop the spitting video

  • @mister.batman
    @mister.batman Рік тому +5

    I love a long video from Alex

  • @lilwillyfanclub4993
    @lilwillyfanclub4993 Рік тому +6

    This Duo = the G.O.A.T 🐐

  • @erina2600
    @erina2600 Рік тому +3

    Man had to follow a recipe for scrambled eggs 😭

  • @elixir478
    @elixir478 Рік тому +9

    The wildest thing I think about the episode is they played a GORILLIAZ SONG AS BGM. (if you didn't know the song is DARE and is a great song)

    • @stalememes3574
      @stalememes3574 Рік тому +6

      That isn’t wild, I’m pretty sure gorillaz music is often used as background music

  • @Mtg-q7e
    @Mtg-q7e Рік тому +7

    As someone who’s lived in leeds their whole life, fair enough.

  • @sandpiper5705
    @sandpiper5705 Рік тому +8

    The kids are actually killing me. Uno reverse

  • @angelmoi4177
    @angelmoi4177 Рік тому +13

    Honestly, I had no idea the UK had this programme. The Ukranian version is 100 times more hard-core. So if you want to see some absolutely shocking stuff I recommend that (дорогая мы убиваем детей).

  • @omgsocoolfr
    @omgsocoolfr Рік тому +1

    best way to start christmas morning

  • @ryanwilson9563
    @ryanwilson9563 Рік тому +9

    The Strokes are an amazing band!!

  • @frasermcgeough
    @frasermcgeough Рік тому +6

    I’m sure that we all need an Eboys Christmas

  • @beth4692
    @beth4692 Рік тому +3

    They always say “cutting edge technology” then show some 3d rendering of a crackhead

  • @erikamasters9945
    @erikamasters9945 Рік тому +1

    Just discovered you guys😂 you are hillarious love it. From South Africa here 😅

  • @lilix4298
    @lilix4298 Рік тому +1

    fave duo 🫶

  • @tastytae
    @tastytae Рік тому +6

    George Clarkey is absolutely everywhere and I'm not complainig

  • @tonaerio
    @tonaerio Рік тому +5

    To answer George Clarkeys question. Egg McMuffin. That’s a type of egg that surely everyone, including this family, has tried at least once. 😂

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 Рік тому +3

      They stop serving breakfast after 10. I think they wouldn't get up that early in the morning

    • @erina2600
      @erina2600 Рік тому

      Easter eggs…..

  • @acelthedinosaur
    @acelthedinosaur Рік тому +3

    Eggs bennadict is my egg type I say this whilst George is shouting about him coughing

  • @Moonsick.Morgan
    @Moonsick.Morgan Рік тому +6

    I heard Honey we blew up the kids is actually directed by Roman Atwood

  • @connorchallis7333
    @connorchallis7333 Рік тому +2

    Too many vitamins definitely can kill🤣💀

  • @jakeplaysgames_A
    @jakeplaysgames_A Рік тому +3

    As a leeds bloke, i can confirm that i am more radioactive than chernobyl

  • @artemisiou
    @artemisiou Рік тому +18

    As an introvert I'm more happy by myself. Being around people stresses me out so much I'd probably just fucking dIE

    • @littlemissmello
      @littlemissmello Рік тому +1

      As an introvert, that's not what being an introvert is. It sounds like you're suffering from anxiety but I am not a doctor so I would talk to a therapist if I were you.
      Don't mean to patronize you, but getting stressed from being around people, even close friends and family, to the point that you prefer to always be alone is not generally a healthy habit

    • @artemisiou
      @artemisiou Рік тому

      @@littlemissmello Turns out I'm autistic with anxiety. Thank you for being concerned. I found my answers.

    • @littlemissmello
      @littlemissmello Рік тому

      @@artemisiou I am happy to hear you found those answers

  • @lilwillyfanclub4993
    @lilwillyfanclub4993 Рік тому +5

    35:52 scrambled egg is the type of egg I’ll be naming today. PLEASE SAY I WON

  • @jza1993
    @jza1993 Рік тому +4

    1:05 as I person who lives in leeds, I can confirm this is correct

  • @pigeondaedra
    @pigeondaedra Рік тому +13

    if someone came up to me and said 64 I'd immediately say zoo lane

  • @eminem9629
    @eminem9629 Рік тому +2

    WHY IS THE MUSIC IN THIS SO AMAZING ISTG BLUR AND GORILLAZ

  • @DylanB05
    @DylanB05 Рік тому +2

    acc addicted to these istg

  • @matildar5774
    @matildar5774 Рік тому +4

    cant believe george doesnt know The Strokes!!

  • @ilovealexturner
    @ilovealexturner Рік тому

    6:30 i never thought that id see george and alex head bopping to there's no other way by blur

  • @Dan-gk5yz
    @Dan-gk5yz Рік тому

    Watching this is like chilling with the lads

  • @lilwillyfanclub4993
    @lilwillyfanclub4993 Рік тому +15

    EPIC video guys. Really made my day watching you EPIC shenanigans!!!! Keep up the EPIC WORK LADS !!!!!!!!!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

    • @NAAPodcast
      @NAAPodcast Рік тому

      if you enjoy these types of videos we have just started our reacts channel, come and let us know what you want us to watch next :D

  • @Pepsi-Bottle-CocaCola-Glass

    my fave duo

  • @Blairwtch
    @Blairwtch Рік тому

    please more videos with george clarke and at this length plesse alex ❤

  • @oliviamaelovick
    @oliviamaelovick Рік тому +4

    I had to re read the title twice 💀

  • @durkplays7328
    @durkplays7328 Рік тому +4

    Your still living on George’s legacy with the we watch

  • @nilachekov6881
    @nilachekov6881 Рік тому +3

    Tbf I’ve been an ice skater for 17 years and I was anorexic until I was 18 so ice skatings probably a good shout 😂

  • @kingkay2904
    @kingkay2904 Рік тому +1

    "...and that's allowed us to predict, very accurately,..."
    🤔🤔🤔

  • @clairedrew22
    @clairedrew22 Рік тому

    R u eating a wham bar? Just spat out my brew pmsl 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chloerose203
    @chloerose203 Рік тому +3

    working at an all you can eat buffet i can assure u that i’m not allowed to touch any of the food and have to buy my own or bring my own 😪

  • @octopusoptimusprime
    @octopusoptimusprime Рік тому +1

    45 minutes???? i love you guys

  • @JoannaEve
    @JoannaEve Рік тому +3

    Needed some good comedy thanks y’all have a happy Christmas too

  • @Name-iq8te
    @Name-iq8te Рік тому +3

    the chokehold alex has on me

  • @nochanceyoufc5352
    @nochanceyoufc5352 Рік тому +3

    Wish Alex would let George finish his jokes without interrupting, that would be fun

  • @nick-iy5qh
    @nick-iy5qh Рік тому +2

    THE SEA MONKEYS 😭

  • @kellycodaile3756
    @kellycodaile3756 Рік тому +1

    We are owed 23 boxes of sea monkeys… where is the sea monkey video!!!! This would be great content!

  • @goofyahhastronaut9092
    @goofyahhastronaut9092 Рік тому +3

    More clarkey!!!

  • @katamoo847
    @katamoo847 Рік тому

    Damn name dropping like that LMAO

  • @tallyheyho7681
    @tallyheyho7681 Рік тому +4

    i don't usually like youtube videos, however the sea monkeys...
    get them

  • @Jimmiwashere
    @Jimmiwashere Рік тому +2

    Maybe it's because I'm American but 70 and 71 sounds like a pretty good run to me

  • @nightmaredawns3530
    @nightmaredawns3530 Рік тому +2

    Youre not wrong about Leeds lmaooo

  • @esmeecampbell7396
    @esmeecampbell7396 Рік тому +7

    22:45 he can't run more than 12 feet, however that doesn't matter because even Jimmy Saville wouldn't touch him🤣