The Best Of B. Dylan Hollis Compilation #4
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- Опубліковано 9 бер 2022
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I Had enough energy to do anotha one today and there were also other ones i wanted ti include in this one that i didn't get the chance to in the other one, so enjoy UwU
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"I really just JFKed this cake"
-Dylan Hollis 2022
"...squirrels,groundhog,onion rings?!"
ah yes,
the three horsemen of the apocalypse
I feel the need to tell you of me and my friends horsemen of the apocalypse:cocaine,coffee ,lube and cthulhu
I find it insane that this boy is single, he's cute and funny af
Yes I was asking myself the same thing 🤣
He's gay and lives in Wyoming... 😅
@@KittMcKay that's like looking for a grain of cornmeal in a desert
@@KittMcKayidk that country
@@hajde8128 That's a state in the US.
Wyoming is extremely conservative. Also home to a rather infamous gay panic incident.
Dylan: God, I look like shit
Little birds: flock to his window to catch a glimpse of his face
Woodland creatures: gather berries and gum in order to woo him
Wood elves: go to war over who gets to marry him
Dylan: ugh, my hair is garbage
Have any of the elves even asked him though? 🤣
@@ChrissieBear No, that is not the way of the Wood Elves. A pork pie or spam bake should deter any suitors, though, and they will stick to worshipping from afar.
Makes sense
🤣👏🏼👏🏼Right?!? He's just too adorable & desirable!!🥰👏🏼💖✌🏼
I accept this as canon
Anyone who can sit down at a piano and make great music as well as food is my kind of guy.
this man would have been king of vine
no he would be the supreme ruler for all time of vine.
Fun fact: it’s spelled Ketchup because it used to be spelled Cetchup but Heinz wanted their product to stand out so they flipped the spelling to get more attention
I don't know about Heinz. The word come from Malay word "kicap" which mean soy sauce but it isn't the soy sauce that we know today, it's more like a fish sauce from Indo China. It was later the condiment travelled to the west and they altered the ingredients and add tomatoes in that sauce to make the ketchup we know today.
The alternate spelling I’m aware of is catsup
I have seen ketjap manis in my Mom's kitchen. She's from Indonesia.
No Dylan you put the peanuts in the coke bottle with the coke.
@@jaelikesjackalopes which is awful and should never see the light of day in conversation
"... you'll YEET the kid in to orbit .... "
OMG I busted out laughing! He is just awesome and funny as hell!!
Oh, and can we talk about his piano playing because ... it is flippin' amazing! As a fellow piano player, I am in awe of his talent!!
Me too. Piano, sax, and I could never EVER compare. I'm with you all the way, WillowRaven7
I want to go on a cross county Thelma and Louise like adventure with this adorable creature.
Same
Me too. I think we would be great friends.
Fun fact: crisco's slogan "it's digestible" is actually because it was popularly used as lube by queer people. There was a gay bar named after Crisco iirc. "It's digestible" was a queer joke all along
Fucking based
It's also, iirc, a reference to all of its ingredients being digestible, unlike its older counterparts that weren't.
". . . Some would use finesse and some used Crisco . . ." 🎶
Tune: "Those Were The Days"
Crisco got rhymed with San Francisco...
Now, somehow, I wanna hear Dylan playing the Peanuts Theme...
I totally thought his whole page would be his cooking videos (which are hilarious in their own right) but these are hysterical. How is he just so funny? I also love that we have the shared “the Americans are my weird neighbours” sentiment (I’m from Canada).
Even some sensible Americans think many Americans 🇺🇸 are weird 🙃 (I do, but then, I’m a dual-natured Gemini).
@@rachelleeddins9010 You're not helping yourself by claiming that astrology has anything to do with anything ever, other than letting the rest of us know about how intelligent you are very quickly. So at least thanks for that
Don't drink coffee (or any drink) while watching these. So funny! I almost spit out coffee when he said his car "takes it in the rear"!
"My summer goal is to finish a chapstick." 😂😂😂 But also same!! 😂😭
9:20 Finally, someone who knows the proper, refined British etiquette of tea-making.
Love his crackhead energy. Would love to go out for coffee with him just for giggles.
If you are in a hardware store and you are covered in sawdust and smell like 10W40 then you are doing it right. A bit like being in a disco on Rainbow Night covered in glitter and smelling like (fill in current cologne of the moment here). You are just perfect for the patrons of the establishment.
Dylan...you saved my life. I am a horse trainer/exerciser (for rich assholes who purchase LARGE, LIVING THINGS WITH ACTUAL NEEDS AS THEIR STATUS SYMBOLS (one of my responsibilities is a glorious Irish Hunter whose ticket price was twice that of my HOUSE) then hire po' folks such as me to look after them.
I WATCHED YOUR BAKING SHOW....I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF FOR AN HOUR AND DECIDED LIFE WAS WORTH LIVING AGAIN.
THANKS. SINCERELY MEANT.
"Where's Johnny? Johnny is gone." - B. Dylan Hollis
This is how I learned that Dylan isn't just a great and adventurous cook, but also a talented jazz musician, a cosmopolitan and a gearhead? Today I tried two of the recipes he showed me and they were both a success! I'd never really baked anything and since i have coeliak's disease I never thought I would get into it. But the magic peanut butter cookies and the starchies/sequilhos were very easy to make and delicious besides. I now have too many cookies.
You mean Celiac disease, where you have severe problems with gluten? Those magic PB cookies are yum!
How the devil is a man that makes and eats so much sugary food this skinny?
Very High metabolism
Ikr like he's so small, like almost worryingly small.
Genetics are far greater than effort when it come to weight. my brother's the same way
@@dirtburger2773 so is my mom, she eats like 12 pounds of shellfish every time we go to the Chinese buffet but is dangerously skinny and Small
In all fairness, he doesn't EAT a lot of sugary foods. Much of what he makes, he takes one bite of, spits out, and tosses the rest.
I had never seen the Snickers salad one, but it sounds like he just pitched an idea for a new Twilight Zone episode. 😂
Check out That Midwestern Mom. It's common in the Midwest
@@zarennaangel1198 snickers salad is my CHILDHOOD. its great when you're young and love sugar, but it is very sweet
@@a-muse3834 cookie salad I've also heard is very sweet
“Where were you when I looked good!” Preach it brotha! Just OMG. Whyyyyy?!
This man is one of a kind. A crown jewel. One of the very very few creators I would love to sit down and share a dinner with.
"Johnny is gone" LOL!! Why do I love that line so much?
I love absolutely everything about you. You make me laugh uncontrollably all the time. You are a funny old soul
Every single sentence out of his mouth is quotable. 🤣
Is there anything this gorgeous man cannot do?? Love you Dylan ❤️
If it weren’t for the fact that his most popular videos were cooking videos I’d be severely concerned that this man isn’t eating enough.
He looks very skinny in the cola video
Yes, but since so much of what he cooks is inedible and probably gets thrown out, I bet he isn't eating enough.
3:00 arbitrary, but the plural of staff is staves, so rooves makes absolute sense to me!
I'd love old metal cars over new plastic cars ... You can tell the difference at the scene of the crash !
I wonder if there's a company that makes old looking cars, with all the safety features of today.
My first car (which was a whole year newer than me) also had the gas cap on the back. It was the most convenient thing ever!
That was what a lot of my family drove in highschool.
7:00 me panicking internally during the entire time of finals week despite the fact I've studied my butt off months before exams were even set to start. 😂
8:45 Same 😂 Only it was during internships at the hospital and instead of saw dust and 10W40, it's splatters of 10% formalin and various forms of disinfectants. 🤦🏽♀️🧑🔬🧑⚕️
9:20 was the one that broke me
hard to believe he's coming out as a top
This guy is amazing , he makes me smile and laugh,keep going please brilliant.
17:50 was my very first piano piece of music I ever learned. You play divinely Dylan. Talented man. Enjoy your channel very much. Thanks for gut busting laugh out loud humor.
Those cheese crackers from the gas station are s must-have. Great at fixing a low blood sugar!
He said I love to
Pound cake but I’m single. 😂😂😂😂
this man is a LARGE description of my mind when ever i got no sleep or day dreaming
"This came equipped with a concussion!" 🤣😭
This guy is absolutely hilarious.
Hahaha hahaha ❤️
The more I know about this guy, the more I love him.
I usually substitute butter for crisco.
Brilliant and hilarious; he's killin' me. I can't stop looking for more.😎
"I just JFK'ed the cake..."...😲🤦♀️🤣
13:20 I wanna go ghost hunting with Dylan. Lmmfao
He maybe 25 years old but he talks like his 36-40s years old. Luv it
My summer girl is to find a way to get rich stantly.
0:55 I guess he J.F.CAKED the cake.... yeah I'll see myself out
Put the peanuts in the bottle of coke, convenience at hand...🤣🤣🤣🤣
I keep saying it. He belongs doing stand up comedy.
"Scrolling through cheerios" That's some of the funniest shit I've heard in a LONG time.
These are the only videos I’ve seen with stuff other than his baking, I beg of you to make more haha
He never fails to make me laugh and smile. And appeal to my British sense of humour.
I absolutely *LOVE* how Dylan uses "Richard Nixon!" as an epithet...
9:20 this made my whole week
Those arms, though. Honey eat a Big Mac. I can't be dissing ya, the piano is on point. ❤ what you do!
Four cubes of sugar in his morning tea explains a lot.
Anyone else notice in the suburban men one, one of Dylan has a necklace for his glasses.
It's usually that you didn't cool the cake long enough if it sticks and breaks apart like that. Best way to avoid is to cut a silicon parchment "doughnut that fits over the center stem of the bundt pan. we used to spray the sides of the pan with oil and then lightly flour them so it would release the cake.
I love when you play the piano! 🎼
Love the piano! You are so talented! I play the piano also, the playing by ear was my favorite way... give me the key & let's roll with it. And I always think how playing by ear is a little difficult, especially if you're wearing hoops or danglelies!!! Okay, my attempt at a joke. I hope you put some more jazz piano in there! Christmas music is wonderful... it would be great if you could make a video that would last 1-2 hours, and we could just set it to repeat during Christmas eve dinner! Requesting now instead of December 1st! Thanks!
OMG!!!! I love you Dylan!!! Ur short reels r amazing!!! I literally cannot stop laughing 😂.
Gas pump joke great. He is single..mah cant believe it
8:19 my gosh he's such a dork, I just can't 🤣🤣
Just came across this. You are ONE TALENTED MAN. Thank you for the music and the giggles.
I lived - briefly - once in Oklahoma. They dumped the peanuts from vending machine bags into orange soda. Not bad!
Yes simple yet brilliant goals,cause I don't wanna smoke, fight the first person i see that pissed me off,or get fucked by someone before 18 NO I WANNA FINISH THE PROJECT THAT'S NEEDED TO BE DONE A SEMESTER AGO!!!
I was mildly disappointed there was no dirty joke about the Swedish Meat Ring
'This feels familiar'
@@hugemusiclover1837 yeah, but that was about handling something long and thick. I meant a pun on the "Meat Ring". Like, I've always fantasized about getting my lips on a Swedish meat ring...
@@Baccatube79 Aha, i get it now. Sorry for the misunderstanding 🙈
9:09
He looks like he's still I'm a store and I love it. Like he's yelling at the attractive people
You are an amazing musician. Your talent for jazz and feeling only comes from intelligence.
Dylan, you are the best antidepressant ever. We should call you Doctor Dylan because laughter is the best medicine and you give us enough to cure everything. 💗
I love how constantly unhinged he was
The coke and peanuts... I grew up watching the coal miners, as they came home, put the peanuts in the bottle! Now that was a trick. Loved the piano music! Thanks for that.😊
The way I am in love with this man
That's how my family judge sizes too!
Dylan Hollis you make me smile! I am a 65 year old woman and I enjoy you so much. Funny, handsome, very intelligent, I wish you were in my family! Oh yeah and you know how to bake! God bless you
After seeing you in the tank top and shorts I now know what rickets must look like. A couple of hot fudge sundaes a day should clear that right up. You are one of the top three Tic Tok and UA-cam stars I watch. You always bring me a smile. Keep up the good work.
He has the same personality and energy as will from Will & Grace
I think that was Jack from Will & Grace lol
First clip. Ur amazing love the rest of em too.
Love this man
*9:22** that Scottish accent is fucking flawless what in the gods damn?*
We just used to put the peanuts into the soda bottles.. & also M & M’s into pop…..strawberry pop!!!😂😂😂
OniOn RiNgS
13:21 if you want to put the creepy house exploration on loop
I want to know where he stores recipes and leftovers of what he likes. We all know he throws away the bad ones and sends them to people he needs revenge on and says it is a good recipe lol
This man is a gift
I love you man. My daughter & I watch you all you all the time!
I keep having to pause and walk away so I don't die of laughter.
"Wouldn't you be hitting wrong notes?c
... buddy, it's Jazz
'I'm 25 now, I look like I hit a bus!'
Sir, what are you talking about?!
My Grandmother used to say "Just because you can, doesn't mean you should." And that's how I feel about most of our American recipes. Especially the ones that start out with candy bars and end up with more sugar. 🤢
You look good all the time. So stop saying you look bad.
Would you PLEASE post more music clips?? You are SO talented!!!
"My head lights are JESUS"
me : BAHAHAH 🤣
Dylan is a Renaissance Man
You are so talented and adorable. I love watching you
The whole USB thing, that works and I'm very amused by it and I've no idea why
I know the feeling for the exams
Man, hearing this guy curse is something else. Nice
Your video away make me laugh 😂
4:45 Jazz: you didn't hit a wrong note, you just imporvised