World's BRIGHTEST Flashlight?

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  • Опубліковано 4 лют 2025

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  • @hacksmith
    @hacksmith  4 роки тому +3865

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  • @AirsoftAlfonse
    @AirsoftAlfonse 4 роки тому +9826

    Imagine this flashlight in airsoft 😮

    • @Jenit
      @Jenit 4 роки тому +87

      @Booga no u. @Nathan Lee Nah but I bet you did, @zero stfu snowflake, @gubbes no I won’t, this is UA-cam so your gonna deal with these people one way or another, there’s nothing you can do to stop em, @CraftCole09 I do, so by your own logic, you were wrong off the bat.
      P.S to new viewers, this editors comment is in response to the people below when I left a comment saying “first”.

    • @hfg4s
      @hfg4s 4 роки тому +431

      @@Jenit shut up

    • @GrayPans
      @GrayPans 4 роки тому +77

      no lets not

    • @nightcoregamer4207
      @nightcoregamer4207 4 роки тому +50

      @@hfg4s no he/she shall not

    • @oktate1186
      @oktate1186 4 роки тому +16

      .

  • @JoelCreates
    @JoelCreates 4 роки тому +9068

    Chris IS too hot too handle. This reminds me of the time I made a mini sun out of 100 cheap LED light bulbs.

    • @joby-wankenobinolan3428
      @joby-wankenobinolan3428 4 роки тому +15

      Anyone else notice the megabots shirt, i haven't heard of anything from them for a while

    • @va1nnless868
      @va1nnless868 4 роки тому +8

      @Muhummad Siraj Khan piss

    • @abcdefg1343
      @abcdefg1343 4 роки тому +8

      lol

    • @Boricuanima
      @Boricuanima 4 роки тому +6

      LOL that's why the 'light up the night' scene was giving me a slight deja vu. Both awesome projects.

    • @logan7lion644
      @logan7lion644 4 роки тому +4

      i'm replied cuz its will going 1k like

  • @wat1614
    @wat1614 4 роки тому +965

    Markiplier: I bought the world brightest flashlight
    The hacksmith: *are you challenging me?*

    • @questocanale
      @questocanale 4 роки тому +22

      Would be awsome to see a collab>

    • @axesthedestroyerdoit3294
      @axesthedestroyerdoit3294 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao

    • @airthefallen
      @airthefallen 4 роки тому +29

      This one must be 10 sunglasses bright!

    • @captainrogers5581
      @captainrogers5581 4 роки тому +5

      (Or)
      The Hacksmith: Am I joke to you?

    • @aserta
      @aserta 4 роки тому +3

      Except they didn't if you exclude commercial ones. There's also the monstrosity that uses so much power it needs its own generator and when turned on, it can burn your skin...

  • @jetsonexpensivekoi7526
    @jetsonexpensivekoi7526 2 роки тому +560

    As cool as this “flashlight” is and as bright as it is, there’s something impressive about the form factors of the other lights, being so tiny yet being able to produce that amount of lumens is crazy!

    • @awesomestuff9715
      @awesomestuff9715 2 роки тому +15

      tbf one led module in this flashlight is already hella bright
      if the led density of the flashlight was even greater, it would be quite a bit brighter, as well overheat quite a bit faster

    • @ceves8846
      @ceves8846 2 роки тому

      Yea it is tiny
      Compared to your MOM

    • @goblinmoblin4869
      @goblinmoblin4869 2 роки тому +6

      @Dyne's Lair Now we're talkin'

    • @TomDytorn
      @TomDytorn 2 роки тому +1

      How many lumens?

    • @user0K
      @user0K 2 роки тому +1

      watercooled and smaller ;)

  • @BB12-
    @BB12- 4 роки тому +5360

    Won't even need a generator to light my house up in a storm..... I'll take two

    • @jimmy3689
      @jimmy3689 4 роки тому +229

      *i'll take your entire stock!!!*
      wait, that's only one?

    • @Waknda_
      @Waknda_ 4 роки тому +90

      A day ago!?! This was posted 5 minutes ago.. HOL UP

    • @suricate2964
      @suricate2964 4 роки тому +67

      @@Waknda_ He is a youtube sponsor, he can see the videos a week before they are posted

    • @omarbabovic5241
      @omarbabovic5241 4 роки тому +40

      @@Waknda_ they are members of the channel. They pay money for that.

    • @EspoirKayihura
      @EspoirKayihura 4 роки тому +8

      WakandaBro Right!?

  • @UncleSlimJimmy
    @UncleSlimJimmy 4 роки тому +658

    I get the feeling James is growing out his beard to a point where they'll have to make a whole episode on making some crazy powerful shaver.

    • @EvanGundersen
      @EvanGundersen 4 роки тому +5

      He should borrow the one from Stuff Made Here

    • @peepeepoopoo1746
      @peepeepoopoo1746 4 роки тому +2

      Wait your on to something😆🤭

    • @aj24fade55
      @aj24fade55 4 роки тому

      Ye 5hat would be funny

    • @stopmotiongod7129
      @stopmotiongod7129 4 роки тому +1

      Hahahahahahhhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahha

    • @Limit_Efficient
      @Limit_Efficient 4 роки тому +3

      Shhhh no spoilers

  • @TheDarkWarrior137
    @TheDarkWarrior137 4 роки тому +5464

    Discord light theme: "Finally a worthy opponent!"

    • @alfredalvaro1446
      @alfredalvaro1446 4 роки тому +52

      🤣🤣

    • @jovanrepic127
      @jovanrepic127 4 роки тому +148

      Our battle will be legendary!

    • @realx2375
      @realx2375 4 роки тому +40

      Now that that is funny

    • @VoidiBoid
      @VoidiBoid 4 роки тому +30

      A true battle of the gods

    • @calebwilliams4130
      @calebwilliams4130 4 роки тому +24

      Bruh, you literally stole that comment from me, but I do have to admit, you executed the joke better lol.

  • @MakusinMeringue
    @MakusinMeringue 2 місяці тому +60

    Here because JJJacksfilms properly credited you. Good job!
    CREDIT THE CREATORS!

    • @sigmaicspi
      @sigmaicspi 2 місяці тому +2

      Been subscribed for a long time, but glad to see Jack crediting the creator!

    • @trick_of_trees
      @trick_of_trees 2 місяці тому +1

      been here cuz of jack too

  • @kieranwhittemore1010
    @kieranwhittemore1010 4 роки тому +1061

    "This is Jimmy ... he is an expert in all things I do not wanna do" LMAO

    • @almondmilk1500
      @almondmilk1500 4 роки тому +41

      Basically interns

    • @hugowinnberg
      @hugowinnberg 4 роки тому +9

      Rather what im too lazy too do :)

    • @creepah3220
      @creepah3220 4 роки тому +6

      I dont want to do anything

    • @davidrice4873
      @davidrice4873 4 роки тому +4

      There was some seriously good editing of the baking montage after that

    • @brainblazer1786
      @brainblazer1786 4 роки тому +6

      The things he actually wanted to do: “high beams?” “High beams.” “AaAaaaaAAAAAAAAaaAaaaaaahhhhh”

  • @fabianamor296
    @fabianamor296 4 роки тому +320

    Hacksmith:*turns on flashlight in a neighborhood*
    Some random person:"morning already?"

  • @nikkity5491
    @nikkity5491 4 роки тому +2000

    "sir whats in the car"
    "the unmatched power of the sun officer"

    • @electronx5594
      @electronx5594 4 роки тому +38

      sir whats that on your car?
      wanna try it out?

    • @Am_Cookie2436
      @Am_Cookie2436 4 роки тому +18

      Underrated, it's a divine joke

    • @rudrasingh6354
      @rudrasingh6354 3 роки тому +19

      don't you mean '"the power of the sun, in the palm of my hand"

    • @derp0112
      @derp0112 3 роки тому +4

      AAHHHH-

    • @ruskhanapreeven9425
      @ruskhanapreeven9425 3 роки тому +1

      Why did i read this in a british voice

  • @club6525
    @club6525 2 роки тому +84

    You should use a nitrogen recycling cooling loop with a radiator to increase LED density. Since cooling is a dominant bottle neck in LED density and therefore, brightness, this would allow the flashlight to be even brighter.

  • @CreativeForcePro
    @CreativeForcePro 4 роки тому +185

    You should definitely make more tests with that bad boy,
    1-point it to a window and see how a room is illuminated (artificial sunlight)
    2-turn it on and record from few miles away
    3-get authorization to shot it to the sky or the clouds

    • @calasurien
      @calasurien 4 роки тому +31

      If you are pointing it upwards,
      Could you also put a hacksmith logo on it to make Bat-signal

    • @sebastianstan8028
      @sebastianstan8028 4 роки тому +3

      @@calasurien that would be amazing

    • @OKayD3N
      @OKayD3N 4 роки тому +1

      Lol imagine pointing that thing at a plane

    • @daanlutkewillink3893
      @daanlutkewillink3893 4 роки тому +1

      @@calasurien sadly that won't work because the flashlight is divergent, you would need a laser to do that, and a laser that size would be waaay to expensive, and then i'm not even talking about whether such a large laser is possible to build with current tech.

    • @KinaySky
      @KinaySky 4 роки тому +1

      Upgrade Create batman logo en Point it in the sky

  • @Dylan1313
    @Dylan1313 4 роки тому +1439

    You know I live in Toronto, and I was wondering why there were just these huge flashes of sunlight outside my house during the middle of the night.

  • @xxxxxx-vq6of
    @xxxxxx-vq6of 4 роки тому +430

    Dentist: you can let your eyes open, the light is not that bright.
    The light:

  • @extropiantranshuman
    @extropiantranshuman Рік тому +5

    2:01 love how hacksmith teaches you complex stuff in a simple way - and gives you the tools you need to succeed without pushing it on you. Way better than school for me!

  • @godmyhealer12
    @godmyhealer12 4 роки тому +250

    "This is Jimmy. He's an expert on anything I don't wanna do."
    Quote of the year right here.

  • @AnOversizedBagel
    @AnOversizedBagel 4 роки тому +430

    5:35 I love this line when he said.
    |
    “This is Jimmy, He’s an expert in all things I don’t wanna do.” *Puts thumb up with a smile*

  • @Healthandwealth9422
    @Healthandwealth9422 4 роки тому +405

    “Jimmy turn the light on I can’t see a thing.”
    *turns on light*
    “I still can’t see a thing jimmy’”

  • @justaguy.9477
    @justaguy.9477 2 роки тому +23

    Holy crap! This thing is actually scary! Not only can you blind your enemies in less than a millisecond, but you can also ram into them and practically kill them!

  • @FranciscoReyes-tn1qu
    @FranciscoReyes-tn1qu 4 роки тому +311

    16:09 “You know how big a football field is right?”
    Americans: Yeah, it’s a measuring unit

    • @trollwayy5981
      @trollwayy5981 4 роки тому

      Is it?

    • @arcee2394
      @arcee2394 4 роки тому +3

      Damn that joke hit different

    • @mlarson
      @mlarson 4 роки тому +11

      @@trollwayy5981 a football field 100 yards and nearly every American school has a football field, so you can say one football field instead of 100 yards and be understand by most Americans

    • @kardesh9840
      @kardesh9840 4 роки тому +4

      In the rest of the world it's the soccer field.

    • @backspaceit7961
      @backspaceit7961 4 роки тому +3

      @@kardesh9840 well it would be, but they call it football

  • @jimmyispromo
    @jimmyispromo 4 роки тому +3732

    Looks like Someone watched Markiplier in his dark room.
    Haha!!

  • @nickmurphy2936
    @nickmurphy2936 4 роки тому +149

    When your measuring device breaks, you know you've done something either horribly wrong, or horribly right.

    • @dont6439
      @dont6439 4 роки тому

      Dont read My Profile picture :)

    • @ifhami4122
      @ifhami4122 4 роки тому

      @@dont6439 okay

    • @calebdrawsstuff4446
      @calebdrawsstuff4446 4 роки тому +1

      @@dont6439 Normally I would click on something that tells me not to, but today I decided I am going to do what you ask and not read your profile picture. You’re welcome

  • @nbome2733
    @nbome2733 Рік тому +17

    This is SO interesting, really freaking funny, and very informative! Thanks for all of the hard work and planning that went into all of this

  • @kinghoss
    @kinghoss 4 роки тому +816

    Hacksmith is literally challenging the whole world at this point

    • @darwin9397
      @darwin9397 4 роки тому +29

      They should build the fastest car next 😂😂😂😂

    • @suprisebuttsecksspy5958
      @suprisebuttsecksspy5958 4 роки тому +3

      Can someone explain me about particle?
      Can particle be hot like lightsaber? And does it need some material like crystal or something else to release it?
      Its particle classify as energy?

    • @handolo1266
      @handolo1266 4 роки тому +1

      Agreed.

    • @ethanvanderjagt5892
      @ethanvanderjagt5892 4 роки тому +2

      If the world challenged them back Hacksmith industries would win

    • @zylnexxd842
      @zylnexxd842 4 роки тому

      Agred

  • @friezathenonceslayer8200
    @friezathenonceslayer8200 4 роки тому +1543

    imagine walking down the street and just seeing some heavenly light approach you at 20 mph

  • @maxnewhouse1081
    @maxnewhouse1081 4 роки тому +157

    “When life gives you lemons....... you make the worlds most powerful flashlight”

    • @zeustesoro8909
      @zeustesoro8909 4 роки тому

      Ya mean a spotlight with a shape of that of a flashlight

    • @kitkat2407
      @kitkat2407 4 роки тому +1

      Semi conductor out of lemons. Hmmm. Quick call Elon Musk

  • @lilnoodletm8806
    @lilnoodletm8806 2 місяці тому +11

    shoutout from Jacksfilms good job guys!

  • @lashi_0007
    @lashi_0007 4 роки тому +133

    i love that chris slowly developed a choatic, yet likeable anti-hero character

    • @Flapalapagus
      @Flapalapagus 4 роки тому +5

      With his loveable sidekick Jimmy

  • @der_saftmon
    @der_saftmon 4 роки тому +302

    "How many LEDs does Digi-Key have in Stock?"
    "About 300"
    "I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!"
    Edit: I have another five words to tell you guys: Thanks for the likes, guys!

    • @fastsnake1
      @fastsnake1 4 роки тому +2

      You took my joke :(

    • @der_saftmon
      @der_saftmon 4 роки тому

      @@fastsnake1 welp

    • @daikon3199
      @daikon3199 4 роки тому

      @@der_saftmon gaad why do ur species exist

    • @tCoL_corp
      @tCoL_corp 4 роки тому

      it was about time

    • @der_saftmon
      @der_saftmon 4 роки тому

      @@daikon3199 nani?!

  • @Cyanide2112
    @Cyanide2112 4 роки тому +313

    Markiplier: World’s brightest flashlight.
    Hacksmith: is that a challenge?

    • @manudabral
      @manudabral 4 роки тому +17

      My first thought was of mark when I saw this video lol

    • @M3D1C2121
      @M3D1C2121 4 роки тому +5

      @@manudabral I had the same exact thought xD If he wasnt in the hospital and covid wasnt a thing I'd be on twitter begging for him to go to Canada and review it xD

    • @manudabral
      @manudabral 4 роки тому +5

      @@M3D1C2121 just remember he is not a masochist he just wants to see how much pain he can handle

    • @bhreal2657
      @bhreal2657 4 роки тому +4

      is it rated for 4 pairs tho?

    • @TooMich
      @TooMich 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @sigmaicspi
    @sigmaicspi 2 місяці тому +8

    JJJacksfilms “This legit angers me” video starts talking about your video being stolen for a ‘reaction.’

  • @bruxishere2630
    @bruxishere2630 3 роки тому +1265

    Everyone: Flashlight?
    Hacksmith: No, discord light theme

    • @professoratnight9584
      @professoratnight9584 3 роки тому +50

      Mom's phone brightness

    • @ianward2644
      @ianward2644 3 роки тому +7

      @@professoratnight9584 oh jesus

    • @DEV-rw7eu
      @DEV-rw7eu 3 роки тому +7

      @Joseph Koranyi
      Mom:
      *"I have unlimited power"*

    • @ianward2644
      @ianward2644 3 роки тому +3

      The sun: *You sure your the brightest star 'round here?*

    • @dumbidiot20
      @dumbidiot20 2 роки тому

      Lol ok but fr tho

  • @cilliancleary293
    @cilliancleary293 4 роки тому +612

    Girlfriend: He’s probably cheating on me
    What me and the boys are actually doing:

    • @bebeKoRider
      @bebeKoRider 4 роки тому +1

      @Christian Cervello i think because of the fleshlight? ow I mean watching the brightness flashlight..hahahahahahaha

    • @mousediscord2803
      @mousediscord2803 4 роки тому

      @@bebeKoRider yea i think fleshlight

    • @pronoob3525
      @pronoob3525 4 роки тому +3

      17:03

    • @astra3766
      @astra3766 11 місяців тому

      You don’t have a girlfriend.

  • @Sfoof
    @Sfoof 4 роки тому +155

    James: ok let’s keep this as low budget as possible.
    Chris: I bought a bunch of lemons

  • @elrick4264
    @elrick4264 2 роки тому +2

    The surgeon:
    Ok, and we have successfully cured your blindness! Congratulations!
    Me:
    *Swipes card*
    The card:
    *Declines*
    The Surgeon:

  • @henrywilsonwinter
    @henrywilsonwinter 4 роки тому +263

    “It’s actually too hot to handle. Much like my self.” Boss move.

  • @connorw6335
    @connorw6335 4 роки тому +151

    When your flashlight is so powerful that it breaks the device used to measure light

  • @toybonniethemusicalyt7526
    @toybonniethemusicalyt7526 2 роки тому +16

    You should try that in a tunnel with that bright giant ultimate flashlight. What would you and other people think of that being used in a dark tunnel. I would like to see that

  • @smorebob2418
    @smorebob2418 4 роки тому +251

    “Whatcha got there?”
    “You see, officer, the unmatched power of the sun”

    • @hawk18513
      @hawk18513 4 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @liamyoung6959
      @liamyoung6959 4 роки тому +1

      Thanks I think I'll use that excuse for something.

    • @jyoshi1491
      @jyoshi1491 4 роки тому

      discord light mode?

    • @dont6439
      @dont6439 4 роки тому

      Dont read My Profile picture :)

    • @jyoshi1491
      @jyoshi1491 4 роки тому +1

      @@dont6439 you cant trick us

  • @coreytaylor447
    @coreytaylor447 4 роки тому +58

    "this is jimmy, an expert in all thing I dont want to do"
    what a brilliant explanation in what an intern is

  • @Gman227
    @Gman227 4 роки тому +138

    Markiplier: Unboxes worlds brightest flashlight. The hack smith: allow me to introduce myself

    • @saechiru6750
      @saechiru6750 4 роки тому +7

      This is...
      Five, pair of sunglasses.

  • @GamerTime678
    @GamerTime678 2 роки тому +1

    When life gives you lemons, do you make lemonade? no, you make lemonade to squeeze it in someones eye

  • @SeriousJoe
    @SeriousJoe 4 роки тому +110

    Markiplier: " I have the worlds most powerful flashlight!"
    Hacksmith: "Am I a joke to you?!"

    • @mpage-vd6bd
      @mpage-vd6bd 4 роки тому +5

      I was looking for this comment 😆

    • @sahlofolina2994
      @sahlofolina2994 4 роки тому +4

      Well he’s in hospital now
      Coincident? I think not

    • @someguystudios23
      @someguystudios23 4 роки тому

      I was also looking for a Markiplier comment

    • @mpage-vd6bd
      @mpage-vd6bd 4 роки тому

      Hacksmith kinda suss

  • @garlicdoggo3005
    @garlicdoggo3005 4 роки тому +315

    "And this is our flashlight"
    * turns on flashlight*
    "Hey youre finally awake"

  • @einflinkeswiesel2695
    @einflinkeswiesel2695 4 роки тому +1012

    Finally something for me to read my books under the blanket😂

  • @mr.afton_1987
    @mr.afton_1987 Рік тому +4

    This is literally whitered Foxy’s biggest nightmare lol

  • @dominicjose1116
    @dominicjose1116 4 роки тому +172

    Oh Markiplier is probably sitting in a dark room breathing heavily watching this.

    • @embrefrosste6044
      @embrefrosste6044 4 роки тому +11

      He needs to acquire this flashlight in order to finally kill the Vvitch

    • @starduststudios5671
      @starduststudios5671 4 роки тому +1

      Yahusha loves you immensely and died to save you!! REPENT!! DO NOT TAKE THE VACCINE IT IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST!!

    • @astrid1918
      @astrid1918 4 роки тому +2

      He would need this kind of flashlight in phasmophobia so he could see

    • @randomizedcontent1177
      @randomizedcontent1177 4 роки тому +3

      @@starduststudios5671 uh what

    • @kani4561
      @kani4561 4 роки тому +1

      Yez

  • @jjdays
    @jjdays 3 роки тому +649

    “This is too hot to handle, much like myself” I’m dying 😂😂🤣

    • @FIIOOOL576
      @FIIOOOL576 3 роки тому +2

      😂🤣😅

    • @moopmop-yx2vi
      @moopmop-yx2vi 2 роки тому +1

      🤣😂😅

    • @AmateurHistorian999
      @AmateurHistorian999 2 роки тому

      But you know he's gettin' the hot geek babes.

    • @Agenttt
      @Agenttt 2 роки тому +1

      But its not that funny tho-😩😩😩😩

    • @official_yvssif
      @official_yvssif 2 роки тому

      Proof of my dirty mind I thought you said too hard to handle lmaooooo 😂😂😂

  • @kreozello
    @kreozello 4 роки тому +350

    That's we call: _"A discord light theme mode."_

  • @pREpArE5311
    @pREpArE5311 2 роки тому +7

    imagine turning this on on an apartment that is very high up people would be confused and saying “bro did the sun turn on?”

  • @impulsetones6727
    @impulsetones6727 4 роки тому +220

    Everyone: The sun is the Brightest object in our solar system.
    Hacksmith: Hold my flashlight.

    • @meoremeryaiman3714
      @meoremeryaiman3714 4 роки тому +3

      Are you like making a joke or are you being serious?

    • @externise3777
      @externise3777 4 роки тому +4

      @@meoremeryaiman3714 he's being legit. Obv smymsmhsmh lol iamgine

    • @gamers-xh3uc
      @gamers-xh3uc 4 роки тому +5

      @@meoremeryaiman3714 can’t take a joke

    • @Jundas
      @Jundas 4 роки тому +4

      They are going to to one day do to the sun what they did to these LEDs to make the universal solar scorcher.

    • @StaceyIsles
      @StaceyIsles 4 роки тому +2

      Undeerated comment

  • @DALLMYD
    @DALLMYD 4 роки тому +750

    That final clip was amazing haha

  • @RedFox-mk8db
    @RedFox-mk8db 4 роки тому +268

    Chris: buys literally anything
    James: *visible confusion*

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 4 роки тому +4

      "Reality" tv bullshit. He knows what is going on and is just acting. Too bad they are going to that route, probably thinking about making into "reality" tv show in television or something.

    • @aspen9273
      @aspen9273 4 роки тому +17

      @@Hellsong89 Dude it's just humor. We get it's a joke, it's not like we think it's on purpose. Stop being such a dick about it.

    • @cyrus6461
      @cyrus6461 4 роки тому +1

      @@Hellsong89 or James could know Chris is gonna "buy" random shit and chris says the first three words off the top of his head.

    • @overseergamesyt
      @overseergamesyt 4 роки тому

      @@Hellsong89 what he said

    • @thejerrylarryshow1953
      @thejerrylarryshow1953 4 роки тому

      @@Hellsong89 what he said

  • @Gamer-ku8nd
    @Gamer-ku8nd 2 роки тому +6

    "He's an expert in all things I don't wanna do" we need more of this guy

  • @KaeboraGunbunny
    @KaeboraGunbunny 4 роки тому +331

    Markiplier: I bought the worlds brightest flashlight!
    Hacksmith: Hold my beer.

  • @zak2175
    @zak2175 4 роки тому +134

    Digikey: *has LEDs*
    Hacksmith: “I’ll take your entire stock”

  • @crusty_
    @crusty_ 4 роки тому +387

    A: "it's a little bit dark in here"
    B: "i gotchu fam" *pulls out comically large flashlight*

    • @ImFromIowa
      @ImFromIowa 4 роки тому +12

      C: * gets a workout by carrying it.*
      D: *Turns it on. *

    • @Kamii.1g
      @Kamii.1g 4 роки тому +7

      @@ImFromIowa E: gets blinded even though he looked away from it

    • @flauschi9187
      @flauschi9187 4 роки тому +7

      "no one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip. The stranger there among them had a big *flashlight* on his hip"

    • @AH-wp2vf
      @AH-wp2vf 4 роки тому +2

      F: The thing turns into a neutron star.

    • @pikachu-jf2oh
      @pikachu-jf2oh 4 роки тому

      G: put it in your Minecraft underground farm so your food can grow

  • @scuzyprod.1611
    @scuzyprod.1611 2 роки тому +7

    Thanks for getting me interested in engineering! Now I am in college, and I jate life :D

  • @wolfkai8583
    @wolfkai8583 4 роки тому +85

    I can already see people making jokes about Turing on your phone when it’s night or using discord light mode.

    • @icezem4797
      @icezem4797 4 роки тому +3

      Nah man, its when you open your mom's phone (btw, I dont mean that in a YOUR MOM! kind of way)

    • @jayben2391
      @jayben2391 4 роки тому

      I literally was about to say “when your phones on bright mode”

    • @_3tr1k_
      @_3tr1k_ 4 роки тому

      @@icezem4797 😐

    • @icezem4797
      @icezem4797 4 роки тому

      @@_3tr1k_ what?

    • @VanlaRiee
      @VanlaRiee 4 роки тому

      *t u r i n g*

  • @danmaquiling5402
    @danmaquiling5402 4 роки тому +247

    "This is Jimmy he's an expert on things I don't wanna do"
    basically every parent

    • @zeetarazor3252
      @zeetarazor3252 4 роки тому +3

      Sorry i written almost the same comment before i read yours.

    • @frenklico185
      @frenklico185 4 роки тому

      Relatable

  • @sw3et_p0tato8
    @sw3et_p0tato8 4 роки тому +251

    Darryl: Don't point at the houses.
    Houses being pointed at: OH MY GOD it's an alien abduction

  • @gavinletsplay109gaming6
    @gavinletsplay109gaming6 2 роки тому +1

    Vampires: It is time we rule the world!
    Hacksmithers: (casual whistling) (Grabs flashlight) Say hello to my not so little friend.

  • @astrovan
    @astrovan 4 роки тому +80

    *puts on 1 pair of sunglasses*
    "i just have to do this 49 more times"

  • @skulit4648
    @skulit4648 4 роки тому +344

    Markiplier: *_I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK_*

    • @litewave5186
      @litewave5186 4 роки тому +12

      I wonder how many Sunglasses-levels would it take to not burn his eyes out?

    • @ItsMyVault101
      @ItsMyVault101 4 роки тому +1

      This one won't even fit in this Room

    • @albert6768
      @albert6768 4 роки тому +2

      @@litewave5186Lol I don't know, maybe a couple thousand?

    • @jademaryland3733
      @jademaryland3733 4 роки тому +4

      @The One Its not supposed to be.

    • @jademaryland3733
      @jademaryland3733 4 роки тому +2

      @The One You not knowing what that means clearly means you don't watch him.

  • @soggywater8939
    @soggywater8939 3 роки тому +362

    Any object remotely impossible to create: *exists*
    Hacksmith: LETS MAKE THIS REAL

    • @hanifsulistiyo3559
      @hanifsulistiyo3559 3 роки тому +2

      You mean, doesn't exist?

    • @martinvillamayor5354
      @martinvillamayor5354 3 роки тому +5

      @@hanifsulistiyo3559 It can be a concept

    • @mbzmbs9569
      @mbzmbs9569 3 роки тому

      @@hanifsulistiyo3559
      Impossible =/= doesn't exist.
      Doesn't exist can be 1 = 0.
      Impossible can be space-fold technology

    • @anitathakur9340
      @anitathakur9340 3 роки тому

      @@mbzmbs9569 whats that

  • @o__o.6212
    @o__o.6212 Рік тому +1

    I don't feel like I'm seeing enough appreciation for the fact that their flashlight can melt glass. Not to mention the 5% chance they blinded someone who had the awful misfortune of looking towards the football field that one fateful night...

  • @random_nerd2603
    @random_nerd2603 4 роки тому +286

    "it's too hot to handle, much like myself."
    Cha cha real smooth

  • @Aruesx
    @Aruesx 4 роки тому +541

    "This is the worlds brightest flashlight"
    Discord Light Mode:

    • @nobodycares607
      @nobodycares607 4 роки тому +6

      Stolen comment

    • @tamathemaoriengine3203
      @tamathemaoriengine3203 4 роки тому +41

      @@nobodycares607 Stolen reply

    • @Ecological_Disaster
      @Ecological_Disaster 4 роки тому +10

      @@tamathemaoriengine3203 stolen reply to replu

    • @shlong6969
      @shlong6969 4 роки тому +7

      @@Ecological_Disaster stolen reply to reply to reply

    • @dumb4219
      @dumb4219 4 роки тому +3

      @Braulio Ramos Martinez stolen reply to reply to reply to reply to reply to reply to reply

  • @rocketman221projects
    @rocketman221projects 4 роки тому +140

    You should shine that at the ISS the next time it passes over on a clear night and see if it's visible on their live stream.

  • @lourelynamerica5699
    @lourelynamerica5699 Рік тому

    I enjoyed the whole process. I even laugh and screamed Jimmy!!! Hahahhaha and the part where you guys test the flashlight strength and smash the mannequin and the glasses hahah. Thank you.

  • @discoandben9313
    @discoandben9313 4 роки тому +212

    Me: I need sleep
    “ worlds brightest flashlight”
    Me: I’ll rest when I’m dead!

    • @dooda9566
      @dooda9566 4 роки тому

      Its 2:37

    • @colbyhowto8535
      @colbyhowto8535 4 роки тому +3

      @@dooda9566 there’s different time zones

    • @buttertalk472
      @buttertalk472 4 роки тому +3

      "I don't need sleep, I need answers"

    • @notsteve6641
      @notsteve6641 4 роки тому

      @@dooda9566 this HAS to be a joke

    • @agame5102
      @agame5102 4 роки тому

      I don’t need sleep I need answers

  • @dustinsach6533
    @dustinsach6533 4 роки тому +692

    High speed cameras be like: “MORE LIGHTS”

    • @harriehausenman8623
      @harriehausenman8623 4 роки тому +11

      This might actually be a really good application for the really high frame rates. And the 7 minutes limit is an aeon in those timeframes.

    • @drumkid330
      @drumkid330 4 роки тому +6

      Dan and Gavin would love this spot lighting

    • @80Kpml08
      @80Kpml08 4 роки тому +4

      @@drumkid330 Now I can't help but think of Gavin as a lanky British hacksmith or James being a buff, Canadian Gavin with a reasonably sized nose.

    • @qingcai9854
      @qingcai9854 4 роки тому +2

      I need this to blind my brother because he’s not nice to me >:( he blind means me :)

    • @62tps
      @62tps 4 роки тому +1

      Your not wrong...

  • @in7minutesorless
    @in7minutesorless 4 роки тому +181

    "If life gives you lemons, make the world's brightest flashlight."
    Chris

  • @BÙINHẤTBẢO-i8v
    @BÙINHẤTBẢO-i8v 5 місяців тому

    i felt even sorry for the neighborhood hood waking up from a miniature sun and loud incoherent screaming

  • @DakotaHighlander
    @DakotaHighlander 4 роки тому +653

    “When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and wonder how you did that.”

  • @electronicsNmore
    @electronicsNmore 4 роки тому +258

    You got these videos down pat. Very nicely done, smooth flowing, with a hilarious ending. A++

    • @no-sj6os
      @no-sj6os 4 роки тому +2

      Why not an sss+?

  • @Spaghetsu
    @Spaghetsu 4 роки тому +281

    “When life gives u Lemons Make the world’s most powerful flashlight”
    Chris-2020

    • @samcochran8203
      @samcochran8203 4 роки тому +3

      When life gives you lemons, turn the lemons into combustible grenades to burn life's house down! ~Cave Johnson, Portal 2

    • @zylnexxd842
      @zylnexxd842 4 роки тому

      -Sun Tzu, Art of war

    • @valorix3385
      @valorix3385 4 роки тому

      *When life gives you lumens

    • @GentleWruzzPuppet
      @GentleWruzzPuppet 4 роки тому +1

      I don't want your damn lemons!
      What in the hell am I supposed to do with these.
      ~ Also Cave Johnson, Portal 2

  • @funraven659
    @funraven659 2 роки тому +1

    Meme 1 -|> What the dad feels after I switch on the lights:
    Meme 2 -|> Friend: *wants to sleep *
    Me: *switches on this *
    Friend: so you chose death
    Me: nope, I chose comfort
    Friend: *gives contract *
    Friend: sign this
    Me: but this is a friendship termination letter
    Friend: exactly

  • @Empyrius
    @Empyrius 4 роки тому +71

    People:need flashlight during powercut
    Markiplier's next video:
    Worlds most powerful flashlight (updated)

  • @MotivatedVergil999
    @MotivatedVergil999 4 роки тому +156

    2020: "We made the world's brightest flashlight!"
    2025: "We made our own artificial sun!"

    • @AntVaz7
      @AntVaz7 4 роки тому +16

      I mean... it’s possible, just saying that at the pace they’re going, we might have our own pet black hole by tomorrow

    • @carlogao6297
      @carlogao6297 4 роки тому +3

      Tomorrow: We renamed it to The Eye Destroyer!

    • @Vladimir_Kv
      @Vladimir_Kv 4 роки тому +1

      That'll happen when Hacksmith will be cosplaying as Doctor Octavius, no sooner.

    • @gareththompson2708
      @gareththompson2708 4 роки тому +1

      I mean, that is about the timing for when the next big fusion test reactor (ITER) is going to be turned on.

    • @ravenite-void
      @ravenite-void 4 роки тому +1

      @@carlogao6297 Toss it into the fire!

  • @TheStitchpanda
    @TheStitchpanda 4 роки тому +258

    Markiplier: *Heavy Breathing

    • @rocketracoon709
      @rocketracoon709 4 роки тому +19

      Lol was lookin for a comment bout Mark 😂

    • @MrVlakim
      @MrVlakim 4 роки тому +6

      UNNUS ANNUS

    • @msbastian
      @msbastian 4 роки тому +9

      10 sunglasses rating

    • @DrCatatonic
      @DrCatatonic 4 роки тому +3

      I was boutta say the same thing lmao

    • @lucashicks3176
      @lucashicks3176 4 роки тому +3

      I wonder what the sunglass rating is for James's flashlight.😂

  • @sitisarah826
    @sitisarah826 9 місяців тому +3

    Bring it to the haunted house to watch ghost 👻 !!
    Ghost hunters : let's buy that most brightest flash light !!

  • @gokulraj2586
    @gokulraj2586 4 роки тому +153

    NASA: sun gonna die and we aren't going to get sunlight
    Hacksmith: hold my flashlight
    .....
    Also hacksmith 20 yrs later: hold my solar system

    • @nu_clear
      @nu_clear 4 роки тому +3

      I mean if The sun is going to die so are we. Because we are being held by the suns gravity so without it earth would float around space

    • @VikasSingh-hw3wl
      @VikasSingh-hw3wl 4 роки тому +1

      @@nu_clear that was a joke 😢

    • @anthonystaab1314
      @anthonystaab1314 4 роки тому

      @@nu_clear you sound fun at parties

    • @knull_
      @knull_ 4 роки тому

      @@nu_clear R/WHOOOOOSH

  • @fx0201
    @fx0201 4 роки тому +251

    I think he meant the universes dimmest star...

    • @aidankelley9399
      @aidankelley9399 4 роки тому +9

      The universes dimmest star.

    • @bestdadoftheyear7181
      @bestdadoftheyear7181 4 роки тому +5

      Ahh yes the world's dimmest star
      Let me check on how many stars we have in this world

    • @Star-ny3fm
      @Star-ny3fm 4 роки тому +3

      Why u guys are talking about me

    • @aidankelley9399
      @aidankelley9399 4 роки тому

      @@Star-ny3fm, why not talk about you?

    • @Star-ny3fm
      @Star-ny3fm 4 роки тому

      @@aidankelley9399 understandable,have a nice day

  • @tormendor8585
    @tormendor8585 4 роки тому +141

    Mark when he gets out of hospital: "The hell is this box in my front yard?"
    "Not even a sponsor agreement?"

  • @maxifire32
    @maxifire32 2 роки тому +1

    Go outside with that at night and turn it on, the neighbors are gonna be like "what, it's day already?"

  • @Spoon80085
    @Spoon80085 4 роки тому +175

    Me: I’m not scared of the dark
    Also me the second the lights go out:

  • @OllieWales
    @OllieWales 4 роки тому +36

    When you're depressed and somebody says you need to find something to light up your life

  • @mr.pigeon9314
    @mr.pigeon9314 4 роки тому +427

    Imagine using that to flash people who flash you with their brights.

    • @CaptainYEE
      @CaptainYEE 4 роки тому +4

      I thought the exact same thing

    • @SerialEater274
      @SerialEater274 4 роки тому +5

      You would go to jail. I would be afraid to point it up for rear of signaling aliens where earth is.

    • @rasin9391
      @rasin9391 4 роки тому +2

      That would be murder xD

    • @catphotos9836
      @catphotos9836 4 роки тому

      that Top Gear clip lol

    • @jakef2044
      @jakef2044 4 роки тому +1

      They probably flash you with their brights to try and communicate to turn off your brights, thats why i do it

  • @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723
    @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 2 роки тому +1

    Well done now the USS New Jersey can disguise itself as a Lighthouse to trick the enemy! :D

  • @akiharuao
    @akiharuao 4 роки тому +608

    When youre a dark mode user and accidently turn off dark mode

  • @GVM69
    @GVM69 4 роки тому +45

    The dude in glasses captures the element of chaos and nerd power
    Perfect match

  • @TheSpaceComputer
    @TheSpaceComputer 4 роки тому +228

    "Mommy-Mommy, look, there is a car with a Flashlight on it"
    "Huh?"
    "JIMMY NO, DON'T LOOK AT IT"

    • @bruhbruh6670
      @bruhbruh6670 4 роки тому +16

      Mommy why is everything dark suddenly ?

    • @5lkp4
      @5lkp4 4 роки тому +5

      @@bruhbruh6670 sorry jimmy

    • @JaxxGaming7997
      @JaxxGaming7997 4 роки тому +2

      Flesh light

    • @forkly5725
      @forkly5725 4 роки тому +1

      Dang

    • @keanuwebb227
      @keanuwebb227 4 роки тому +1

      Nooo there is cool people don't look or you'll be cool to (in a Karen voice)

  • @KrazeAndFriends
    @KrazeAndFriends 2 роки тому

    I swear every car that’s behind me probably has a Hacksmith flashlight, since it always seems like the aliens are invading when I’m driving.

  • @_PatG_
    @_PatG_ 4 роки тому +166

    “This is jimmy, he’s an expert in all things I don’t wanna do.” 😂

  • @sijbrandloot2340
    @sijbrandloot2340 4 роки тому +86

    I guess Markiplier now needs a part 2 of his brightest flashlight video!

  • @williamlastname
    @williamlastname 4 роки тому +73

    People say "he's gonna be ironman" but he's literally making the bat signal

  • @coltoncheong273
    @coltoncheong273 2 роки тому +3

    When your pc turns on in the morning: