Catching the Coyote who ate my Chickens

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 19 тис.

  • @dustinshinn218
    @dustinshinn218 10 місяців тому +20776

    Coyote- "I'm in."
    Kevin- " In big fckin trouble mate."

    • @azrielg734
      @azrielg734 7 місяців тому +54

      L

    • @DoggoBilis
      @DoggoBilis 7 місяців тому +44

      Hehe

    • @itsnova4949
      @itsnova4949 7 місяців тому +203

      ⁠@@azrielg734lol you got 1 like he has 2k I think your the L😆

    • @Kakashi_._Hatake
      @Kakashi_._Hatake 7 місяців тому +156

      I want to know why I read this in an Australia accent 😂

    • @JAMMO314
      @JAMMO314 7 місяців тому +21

      ​@@Kakashi_._Hatakesame😂

  • @George.Coleman
    @George.Coleman 7 місяців тому +8226

    Coyote: "Dude, get down there's a frikken dinosaur loose.."

  • @michaelmashburn6068
    @michaelmashburn6068 27 днів тому +1762

    COYOTE: That's NOT a chicken!

  • @waltrz
    @waltrz 23 дні тому +801

    Kevin, speaking to cyote: "This enclosure isn't yours to conquer."

    • @CronyxRavage
      @CronyxRavage 10 днів тому +29

      Think, coyote, think!

    • @iSpamOnline
      @iSpamOnline 6 днів тому

      @@CronyxRavage What will you have after 500 prey?!

    • @igs_
      @igs_ 5 днів тому +11

      "Everything and everyone you've ever known will turn to dust and blow away" -Kevin Grayson

    • @cardo718
      @cardo718 4 дні тому +6

      Kevin calmly sauntered over to the gate and locked the dead bolt from within. You could have heard a pin drop. The coyote realized that this time he walked into the wrong chicken coop.

    • @jimmyjohnjames6397
      @jimmyjohnjames6397 День тому

      ​@@cardo718 Kevin: Now youse CAN'T leave."

  • @gavenhicks4035
    @gavenhicks4035 10 місяців тому +12972

    Kevin’s been abusing that coyote for an hour and a half.

  • @darcksage1
    @darcksage1 11 місяців тому +231381

    Kevin being the bigger menace is fucking hilarious

    • @mhmsurething
      @mhmsurething 11 місяців тому +2340

      the real menace was the game warden he was callin’

    • @onthegrind5977
      @onthegrind5977 11 місяців тому +768

      It truly was fkn hilarious. Fkn Kevin man 😂😂😂😂

    • @alexk7515
      @alexk7515 11 місяців тому +366

      Fr tho , why kevin , why lol

    • @thedarklord573
      @thedarklord573 11 місяців тому +627

      @@mhmsurethinggame wardens are super cool dudes honestly. If you’re not doing anything illegal, they’re chill.
      But just like everyone, they take their jobs (careers) seriously.
      Game wardens in Texas arrest a ton of people because they break the law. I live in Texas and people fish without a license because they think the law doesn’t apply to them. The license is like $20. Not gonna break your bank for a year

    • @ashentwo6608
      @ashentwo6608 11 місяців тому +10

      ​@@cisarovnajosefina4525 so funny😐

  • @amethystseawing9500
    @amethystseawing9500 24 дні тому +1011

    "Would you like a protein shake, sir?"
    Killed me 😂

  • @dwaynemorgan2922
    @dwaynemorgan2922 6 днів тому +77

    Coyote made it to the Boss and realized Quick Save doesn't work 😂

    • @z_8024
      @z_8024 10 годин тому

      Yo omg 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sweetiewolfgirl
    @sweetiewolfgirl 11 місяців тому +11329

    *sees kevin*
    *watches kevin be a menace*
    *hides in the corner*
    *sees guy man handle kevin the menace*
    *sees guy not be agressive toward it*
    Even i'd roll the dice on trusting the dude rather than fight him and kevin.

    • @Stalix10
      @Stalix10 11 місяців тому +172

      The coyote looks terrified though

    • @TheOnlyKosis
      @TheOnlyKosis 11 місяців тому +38

      This is the best comment.

    • @luvmypetsrhanie1144
      @luvmypetsrhanie1144 11 місяців тому +31

      Thank you for not killing the poor thing.

    • @thisguy950
      @thisguy950 11 місяців тому +102

      ​@@Stalix10of course the coyote is terrified. Look at Kevin! Who wouldn't be terrified?

    • @Adventist9917
      @Adventist9917 11 місяців тому +9

      You mean you'd rather fight the dud, than Kevin... Not "and" because that means both, wich negates the use of the word "rather".

  • @Linkedblade
    @Linkedblade 11 місяців тому +33628

    Coyote is used to eating chickens, then suddenly Kevin appears. Coyote couldn't handle the leveled up bird.

    • @LadyMFUnicorn
      @LadyMFUnicorn 11 місяців тому +1490

      A low level coyote was not able to fight The boss bird lol

    • @zentyrant
      @zentyrant 11 місяців тому

      Kill the coyote

    • @Flowmaster925
      @Flowmaster925 11 місяців тому +537

      Boss music starts playing

    • @CarlosHernandez-bq2hj
      @CarlosHernandez-bq2hj 11 місяців тому +522

      He’s like bro stop you seen the size of that chicken

    • @410Here
      @410Here 11 місяців тому +296

      level 50 player spawn killing level 10 noobs and a level 100 boss appears

  • @PutYoRhymeOn
    @PutYoRhymeOn 12 днів тому +124

    That coyote looks observant and calculating. Adorable, too.

  • @bielmfig4534
    @bielmfig4534 14 днів тому +67

    Coyote: this human is being so stupid
    Kevin: 👁️👁️
    Coyote: welp, I'm gonna collaborate

  • @lisab4851
    @lisab4851 10 місяців тому +31008

    Kevin was the final boss that the coyote wasn't prepared for.

    • @residentboejiden5796
      @residentboejiden5796 10 місяців тому +252

      Armed populous bird vs un armed populous bird

    • @12jswilson
      @12jswilson 10 місяців тому +66

      Sometimes you get out over your skiis. It happens

    • @toolbox6386
      @toolbox6386 10 місяців тому +98

      When you enter the final boss fight under-leveled

    • @StonedBarbiee
      @StonedBarbiee 10 місяців тому +17

      Rabies was actually.

    • @marilyncalvert4143
      @marilyncalvert4143 10 місяців тому +12

      You might not like what I’m about to say to you. But you are not a professional wildlife anything. I’ve saved and successfully kept wild animals my entire life and I’m 65 now.

  • @natebardwell
    @natebardwell 7 місяців тому +8670

    Coyote: "Please save me, the chickens have sent their greatest warrior and I am no match."

    • @Eduardo_Espinoza
      @Eduardo_Espinoza 7 місяців тому +135

      They made her their chicken!

    • @LethalRain9
      @LethalRain9 7 місяців тому +24

      We hate shorts. Why do you make shorts?

    • @SaucyNeko
      @SaucyNeko 7 місяців тому +17

      Funny ahh comment

    • @SproutiusShrubiusthe16th
      @SproutiusShrubiusthe16th 7 місяців тому +79

      ​@@LethalRain9by "we", you mean you.

    • @AkiraS.A.Z
      @AkiraS.A.Z 7 місяців тому +52

      ​@@LethalRain9'you' hate shorts 👀 so 'you' should stop watching them. Easy fix

  • @dinorex3464
    @dinorex3464 11 днів тому +48

    *"Kevin is literally being more of a threat to me than that live coyote over there"*
    The way he said that made me chuckle so hard.

  • @alwayswanted2884
    @alwayswanted2884 24 дні тому +72

    “Never do this” and in the same breath “it’s really simple, all you do is…” 😂😂 love your content bro. I watched ya thump Kevin with the plastic lid like 20x and died laughing every time! Lol!! “Hey Kevin, *THUMP!*” 🤣🤣

  • @blackhole.son94
    @blackhole.son94 10 місяців тому +14775

    That coyote saw you manhandle Kevin so casually and decided you’re the biggest threat it’s ever seen so it just behaved 💀💀💀

    • @Zestlera
      @Zestlera 10 місяців тому +180

      Fr

    • @lifelessjack
      @lifelessjack 10 місяців тому +42

      382 likes and one comment? Lemme le fix that

    • @rudykharisma
      @rudykharisma 10 місяців тому +26

      471 likes and 2 comments? Lemme fix that

    • @Ghost_lover37
      @Ghost_lover37 10 місяців тому +22

      728 likes and 3 comments? Lemme fix that

    • @subdus9453
      @subdus9453 10 місяців тому +14

      741 likes and 4 comments lemme fix that!

  • @deadlockedaiquiri9447
    @deadlockedaiquiri9447 10 місяців тому +21947

    I'm pretty sure Kevin traumatized the coyote enough to make her chill out

    • @RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
      @RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR 10 місяців тому +100

      1.1k and no replies lemme fix that

    • @deadlockedaiquiri9447
      @deadlockedaiquiri9447 10 місяців тому +51

      @@RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR wow I didn't realize it got this many likes

    • @RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
      @RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR 10 місяців тому +25

      @@deadlockedaiquiri9447 and the fact were the only replies is sick

    • @deadlockedaiquiri9447
      @deadlockedaiquiri9447 10 місяців тому +9

      @@RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR Agreed

    • @wendigoHunters
      @wendigoHunters 10 місяців тому +28

      I'm betting on it honestly

  • @A01B0sh1
    @A01B0sh1 18 днів тому +21

    Wild Coyote: Yessir...
    Kevin: Fckn DIIIIIEEEE!

  • @matthewkrischke1621
    @matthewkrischke1621 14 днів тому +17

    Wow, there is incredible intelligence on display from this animal. It knew that panicking was only going to make things worse.

    • @Taolan8472
      @Taolan8472 4 дні тому +1

      potentially, its been caught/released before.

  • @sethr.9349
    @sethr.9349 11 місяців тому +15345

    Kevin is the reason the Coyote is being so chill cause it knows not to fuck around with those dinosaur birds.

    • @Quest_1001
      @Quest_1001 10 місяців тому

      💀💀💀💀💀🦅💀💀💀💀🐄🐄

    • @tbnrwolff3354
      @tbnrwolff3354 10 місяців тому +816

      That coyote knows what the emu's did to the Australians during the Emu War he or she doesn't want that heat

    • @Flury94
      @Flury94 10 місяців тому +30

      @@tbnrwolff3354😅

    • @sunsundks3891
      @sunsundks3891 10 місяців тому +48

      Every bird is a dino

    • @sethr.9349
      @sethr.9349 10 місяців тому +128

      @@sunsundks3891 but emu's are way more scary and can punch a hole in a human.

  • @etk8868
    @etk8868 10 місяців тому +6088

    Coyote has been real quiet ever since Kevin pulled up

    • @Knives7777
      @Knives7777 10 місяців тому +111

      Kevin got that dawg in him... he wanted all the smoke...

    • @wyattdykes9839
      @wyattdykes9839 10 місяців тому +49

      Prolly seen the bigg ass bird and decided it was better to become prisoner

    • @I_AM_MONKEYY
      @I_AM_MONKEYY 10 місяців тому +18

      @@wyattdykes9839 that big ass bird ... lmao

    • @paradiddle5150
      @paradiddle5150 10 місяців тому +5

      ​@@I_AM_MONKEYY🤣

    • @wyattdykes9839
      @wyattdykes9839 10 місяців тому +4

      @@I_AM_MONKEYY 💀 i was talking from the coyotes perspective i doubt he knows what a emu is 🤣

  • @S_e_p_h_i_r_o_t_h
    @S_e_p_h_i_r_o_t_h 23 дні тому +12

    im literally here for the kevin lore. it just only gets better and better

  • @drips1030
    @drips1030 25 днів тому +9

    Wiley Coyote wasn't reckoning on such a hench roadrunner that day it seems 😂

  • @forgottensnecko4631
    @forgottensnecko4631 9 місяців тому +3981

    Sometimes it's hard to remember that this man is in fact a genuine trained professional that knows what the fuck he's doing and not just some strange animal man that collects strange animals

    • @imcrxzy
      @imcrxzy 7 місяців тому +34

      Fact

    • @noloviden4750
      @noloviden4750 7 місяців тому +163

      You mean to tell he isn't a retired Pokemon trainer!?

    • @baileescott401
      @baileescott401 7 місяців тому +1

      but he literally is a strange man who collects animals D;

    • @OHI3DS
      @OHI3DS 7 місяців тому +54

      I've been under the impression the trained animal handler part was just to keep his videos out of trouble.
      god damn.

    • @OppositeWally69420
      @OppositeWally69420 7 місяців тому +37

      @@noloviden4750This is the best comment I’ve ever seen 😭
      YES, HE’S A RETIRED POKÉMON TRAINER!

  • @bryanflake6858
    @bryanflake6858 5 місяців тому +4891

    I think kevin has been tormenting that coyote before you got out there. He looks traumatized

    • @Cpt.Ravioli
      @Cpt.Ravioli 4 місяці тому

      Oh absolutely 😂😂 if you watch his videos Kevin's kind of a dick.

    • @stardustdreams234
      @stardustdreams234 3 місяці тому +141

      😂😂😂 straight up pecking at him. Lol

    • @2Bad4YOUuu
      @2Bad4YOUuu 3 місяці тому +51

      FOR REAL

    • @coreyallen6041
      @coreyallen6041 2 місяці тому +147

      Probably like "That is NOT a normal chicken"

    • @drenz1523
      @drenz1523 2 місяці тому +9

      She*

  • @crypandora66
    @crypandora66 13 днів тому +16

    Coyote is like get me the fuck outta here 😂

  • @dldee2223
    @dldee2223 25 днів тому +11

    Kevin's like I handled it already.What the hell you doing out here. 😂😂😂

  • @paulburns4721
    @paulburns4721 10 місяців тому +19102

    That coyote was NOT showing signs of submission to you, it was showing submission to Kevin! 😂

    • @chriwehl7173
      @chriwehl7173 10 місяців тому +1385

      He went for the bigger chicken.
      He learned that was a BAD move.

    • @plebbin.
      @plebbin. 10 місяців тому +505

      it was thinking KEEP THAT BIRD AWAY FROM ME

    • @KrishnaSingh-gs2lj
      @KrishnaSingh-gs2lj 10 місяців тому +411

      The coyote fears no man, but that thing it scares him

    • @usagifang
      @usagifang 10 місяців тому +205

      For real. We all know what ostriches are capable of. Those vicious bastards. 😂

    • @fikriarieska8450
      @fikriarieska8450 10 місяців тому +74

      ​@@chriwehl7173he got 1000 shadowless kick from kevin

  • @CookieMunstaaa
    @CookieMunstaaa 9 місяців тому +26028

    Coyote is like 'thank god you're here. That damn birds been torturing me😭' 🤣

    • @itsaguinness
      @itsaguinness 7 місяців тому +1082

      That very large chicken made him question the world

    • @nickjensen7170
      @nickjensen7170 7 місяців тому +103

      You’re in a western state or from
      It ….

    • @Ryke_Liam_Dark
      @Ryke_Liam_Dark 7 місяців тому +166

      road runner irl lmao

    • @coolworths
      @coolworths 7 місяців тому +17

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @CookieMunstaaa
      @CookieMunstaaa 7 місяців тому +8

      @@nickjensen7170 mhmm?

  • @funnyguy10181
    @funnyguy10181 13 днів тому +9

    That coyote is waaayyy to chill, you can tell she’s been caught so many times and rereleased 😂

  • @Winter-aka-Winnie
    @Winter-aka-Winnie 27 днів тому +21

    The fact that Kevin is the menace in this situation 😂

  • @cargentiusg5289
    @cargentiusg5289 10 місяців тому +16166

    "I'll do whatever you want just keep that damn roadrunner away from me" 💀

    • @howardlee8486
      @howardlee8486 10 місяців тому +474

      😮 Road runner and Wile E. Coyote. Astonishing

    • @fourthgearvibez4343
      @fourthgearvibez4343 10 місяців тому

      the trauma runs on their genes now.
      just like Muzan.

    • @JrakinProducts
      @JrakinProducts 10 місяців тому +227

      *I understood that reference.*

    • @savalioanananimus
      @savalioanananimus 10 місяців тому +101

      @@JrakinProducts *secret is that everyone did*

    • @jacobcopeland1818
      @jacobcopeland1818 10 місяців тому +12

      Not a roadrunner though

  • @pakjai5532
    @pakjai5532 8 місяців тому +6979

    Cayote obviously regretted entering Kevin's enclosure.

    • @elilegge4676
      @elilegge4676 9 місяців тому +25

      💀💀💀

    • @yusufarza852
      @yusufarza852 9 місяців тому +10

      1,2k likes but one comment? Let me make it 2

    • @chickenmcnastyy6048
      @chickenmcnastyy6048 9 місяців тому +25

      100% I feel like she wouldn’t take her eyes off him 😂

    • @kingcarnish9477
      @kingcarnish9477 9 місяців тому +23

      Bro was so scared he had the shell shock stare

    • @TheRealCrungus
      @TheRealCrungus 9 місяців тому +3

      Because that's where majority of people shoot them.

  • @lisadiane55
    @lisadiane55 26 днів тому +16

    I love that you named your ostrich "Kevin". If I ever have another dog since losing Sherman, he'll definitely be a Kevin, Bruce or Larry. Thanks for being kind and gentle with that gorgeous coyote.

  • @dillonwalshpvd
    @dillonwalshpvd 10 днів тому +3

    The gentleness and sweetness you display toward these animals is really wholesome ❤

  • @111455
    @111455 11 місяців тому +4656

    that coyote is the definition of when you beat a boss and they become a playable character.

    • @clapclapscream
      @clapclapscream 11 місяців тому +21

      💯

    • @luckyCOYOTE27
      @luckyCOYOTE27 11 місяців тому +42

      😂 bro this made me laugh as a proud owner of one. But he just mainly protective of our home and he does defend it.

    • @michaelslade4386
      @michaelslade4386 11 місяців тому +20

      Yeah that Pokemons been caught before she was looking for a new trainer

    • @ScubaShark--8964
      @ScubaShark--8964 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@luckyCOYOTE27A coyote? First time seeing one it's so adorable!

    • @jaimeruiz7837
      @jaimeruiz7837 11 місяців тому +2

      @@ScubaShark--8964yes, eating your livestock and pets is so cute.

  • @deadfr0g
    @deadfr0g 7 місяців тому +8572

    Coyote: “I’ve come for the birds.” 😈
    Kevin: “OH? I’M A BIRD!” 👹

    • @politecat9207
      @politecat9207 7 місяців тому +205

      In that case, the bird came for the coyote lol

    • @Zero_DaHero
      @Zero_DaHero 7 місяців тому +85

      That is probably exactly what happened

    • @LucckyImp
      @LucckyImp 7 місяців тому +13

      NOOOOO, KEVIN IS NOT FURRY 😭😭😭

    • @angelito747
      @angelito747 7 місяців тому +11

      Is this a Jojo reference 😂

    • @HEHEHEHEH3
      @HEHEHEHEH3 7 місяців тому +12

      @@LucckyImp no one said he is-

  • @bentlybeemer6841
    @bentlybeemer6841 4 дні тому +5

    The road runner vs the coyote, and by now we know whose been winning 😂😂😂😂

  • @AnimeFridays
    @AnimeFridays 10 днів тому +3

    Kevin traumatized that coyote. Those coyote eyes have seen things

  • @Imtimmahler
    @Imtimmahler 10 місяців тому +5534

    Kevin definitely mentally and partiality physically broke that coyote

    • @gemini2in1
      @gemini2in1 10 місяців тому +139

      Ain't it. I'm really watching this like this coyote is acting like it's been a pet.
      OR
      Kevin has been giving that coyote the business. And it's ready to be a pet for protection from Kevin.

    • @_wihsbs
      @_wihsbs 10 місяців тому +19

      Kevin probably traumatized that coyote

    • @darvinvlogs339
      @darvinvlogs339 10 місяців тому +1

      Whoever’s reading this, i pray that whatever you’re going’s through gets better and whatever you’re struggling with or worrying bout is going to be fine and that everyone has a fantastic day! Amen ❤️

  • @rishabhnair313
    @rishabhnair313 10 місяців тому +13226

    Kevin straight up traumatized that coyote for sure.

    • @hoosiercatdad
      @hoosiercatdad 10 місяців тому +62

      BETT

    • @SCP-FoundationMember
      @SCP-FoundationMember 10 місяців тому +74

      ​@@hoosiercatdadyou sound like you want to get traumatized too 💀

    • @austinwight1107
      @austinwight1107 10 місяців тому +92

      Most likely I've seen coyotes chase moose but a 6 foot tall bird that's scary af

    • @MilkNHoney_
      @MilkNHoney_ 10 місяців тому +52

      I don’t blame Kevin. He ate his friends. 😂

    • @craig5649
      @craig5649 10 місяців тому +12

      Nah, he's just digesting his chickens.

  • @HydeMary42
    @HydeMary42 26 днів тому +4

    that coyote looks like a stray dog from where i was, the kind of dog that wanders the street looking for food or just chilling on the side of the road.. 🤣🤣

  • @KaiserC83
    @KaiserC83 4 дні тому +2

    Yeah, I have a feeling that Kevin had something to do with why the coyote wanted a hoomans' help 😂😂

  • @dogg92
    @dogg92 11 місяців тому +22087

    Poor thing has practically been domesticated simply at the sight of Kevin.

    • @thenexus7343
      @thenexus7343 11 місяців тому +1445

      I rrally think kevin is the reason she isn't running around right now, theres no reason for her to be randomly submissive like that. Or, it could have been seeing a few bears in the other enclosures. Either way, she realized that this aint her hood no more.

    • @sydneyslaughter7163
      @sydneyslaughter7163 11 місяців тому +334

      All must bow in the presence of Kevin!

    • @juanblackwell8801
      @juanblackwell8801 11 місяців тому +32

      Should have unalived it

    • @weatherthem
      @weatherthem 11 місяців тому +228

      @@juanblackwell8801why? I mean sure it was eating the eggs, but it didn’t really pose any threat.

    • @chillfenrir6050
      @chillfenrir6050 11 місяців тому +262

      ​@@juanblackwell8801I don't really see a point in killing it. It poses no threat to him and I doubt he'd eat it. Those are really the only two times you'd kill an animal. Can't exactly be mad at a wild animal for hunting for food.

  • @austinhall3937
    @austinhall3937 Місяць тому +1583

    The coyote wasn't hiding from you, he was hiding from Kevin

  • @FlowerOfSloth
    @FlowerOfSloth 17 днів тому +2

    Thanks for handling it properly.

  • @DangOlJesse
    @DangOlJesse 10 днів тому +3

    His name being “Kevin” is way funnier to me than it probably should be.

  • @grimsgraveyard3598
    @grimsgraveyard3598 2 місяці тому +7394

    The coyote was like thank God please help that giant food was kicking my ass when I ate the smaller food.

  • @JoneDoe445
    @JoneDoe445 11 місяців тому +12139

    let’s be honest, kevin is probably the reason that coyote is so scared

    • @giftofthewild6665
      @giftofthewild6665 11 місяців тому +102

      I bet 😂

    • @jonathanharrahill8306
      @jonathanharrahill8306 11 місяців тому +345

      Coyote is like I’m supposed to be the big bad “wolf” but this weird tall AGGRESSIVE bird is an ass

    • @leonewulfe5137
      @leonewulfe5137 11 місяців тому +100

      Yea for real ostriches and emus are fucking gnarly

    • @Dersill6
      @Dersill6 11 місяців тому +62

      kevin is why the coyote is stuck

    • @xeno6527
      @xeno6527 11 місяців тому +34

      I would be too look at that fierce raptor showing us how little we are.

  • @Natasha___.
    @Natasha___. 5 днів тому +2

    Kevin traumatised that ‘yote. the poor thing practically put itself in that neck restraint 😂

  • @Bobisdumb279
    @Bobisdumb279 15 днів тому +1

    Coyote: *scared*
    Ben: would you like a protein shake sir?

  • @johnr.timmers2297
    @johnr.timmers2297 10 місяців тому +4976

    Kevin was absolutely holding that coyote captive. Dude is gonna need therapy before he's ready to mess with birds again

    • @SPHYNX99752
      @SPHYNX99752 10 місяців тому +13

      😂😂😂❤

    • @justrandomme6084
      @justrandomme6084 10 місяців тому +14

      Bruh, here you go. 🏆 This comment won, for me. 😂😂😂😂

    • @Iris-zq5mq
      @Iris-zq5mq 10 місяців тому +33

      Coyote thought he hit the jackpot when he saw Kevin. He was thinking Kevin was the biggest chicken he’d seen 🤣

    • @cheese1627
      @cheese1627 10 місяців тому +1

      Cheese

    • @royfrye2871
      @royfrye2871 10 місяців тому +18

      Biggest meanest damn chicken I EVER SAW. Im telling ya.. Then a nice hooman saved from it. Im done with chickens, going vegetarian guys😅😅

  • @Wezleechadd1327
    @Wezleechadd1327 10 місяців тому +3882

    Kevin definitely let that coyote know what's up before you got there 😂😂

    • @mattboyce3276
      @mattboyce3276 10 місяців тому +4

      ​@@anthony3090👍🏻

    • @lukeivey2464
      @lukeivey2464 10 місяців тому +9

      @@anthony3090doing gods work

    • @sickbailey21
      @sickbailey21 10 місяців тому +35

      im betting kevin ate those chickens too

    • @darvinvlogs339
      @darvinvlogs339 10 місяців тому +20

      Whoever’s reading this, i pray that whatever you’re going’s through gets better and whatever you’re struggling with or worrying bout is going to be fine and that everyone has a fantastic day! Amen ❤️

    • @Wezleechadd1327
      @Wezleechadd1327 10 місяців тому +8

      @@darvinvlogs339 I really needed this today. Thank you.

  • @Primal_Primat3
    @Primal_Primat3 20 днів тому +1

    That Coyote is rethinking its choices.
    "That chickens a bit bigger than I thought it was, ima just chill over here" XD

  • @lydellb
    @lydellb 12 годин тому +1

    Imagine eating a whole coop of chickens and then fuggin Kevin shows up and puts you in a corner. 😂😂😂 Talk about trauma

  • @allbadmanners
    @allbadmanners 11 місяців тому +6550

    Imagine being the coyote and getting your snack on and then you see the largest version of the thing you just ate approaching you at 30 mph. Its health bar is enormous: Kevin, the Primal Avian Hatred.

    • @firedrake110
      @firedrake110 11 місяців тому +410

      The coyote didn't know it was playing goddamn Monster Hunter, but such is life some days lol

    • @jefferyoneill1
      @jefferyoneill1 11 місяців тому +213

      ​@@firedrake110Monster Hunter? No, Kevin is clearly a Dark Souls boss

    • @_reload72_94
      @_reload72_94 11 місяців тому +125

      ​@@jefferyoneill1 Kevin is one of those bosses you aren't meant to kill lol

    • @jefferyoneill1
      @jefferyoneill1 11 місяців тому +36

      @@_reload72_94 Like when you encounter the BBEG in a Final Fantasy game at the beginning

    • @prehistoriccreator9600
      @prehistoriccreator9600 11 місяців тому +16

      ​@@_reload72_94like Darth Vader

  • @mibeatleman6767
    @mibeatleman6767 10 місяців тому +4991

    Coyote: "Sir, have you seen a roadrunner around here?"

    • @fikriarieska8450
      @fikriarieska8450 10 місяців тому +61

      Lol this shoulda been top comments and pinned
      No body realize this pun yet ?

    • @roiq5263
      @roiq5263 10 місяців тому +15

      ​@@fikriarieska8450maybe they're too young?

    • @aaronthekidofficial9912
      @aaronthekidofficial9912 10 місяців тому +25

      ​@@fikriarieska8450yeah, the Wile Cyote Loony Tunes shorts.

    • @jeremiahbuckley9716
      @jeremiahbuckley9716 10 місяців тому +2

      🤣🤣

    • @SolarEclipze
      @SolarEclipze 10 місяців тому +20

      Him: No, but I got a bigger bird.

  • @pmason6076
    @pmason6076 10 годин тому +1

    "I'm not stuck in here with you... you're stuck in here with me!"

  • @magnum4623
    @magnum4623 2 дні тому +2

    kevin violated the guy before you came in. 😂
    mfer never saw a chicken this big before. 😆

  • @arcangel4631
    @arcangel4631 10 місяців тому +5980

    No joke, that coyote behaved better than some domestic dogs. he was probably afraid of Kevin the menace

    • @grey9803
      @grey9803 10 місяців тому

      Probably also been fed by Humans, she was a little too comfortable with him putting the lead around her neck

    • @StonedBarbiee
      @StonedBarbiee 10 місяців тому +8

      It has rabies

    • @joesephsizian9113
      @joesephsizian9113 10 місяців тому

      Asssssss

    • @angel_dude2.049
      @angel_dude2.049 10 місяців тому +191

      @@StonedBarbieei dont see any sign of rabies?

    • @legion6211
      @legion6211 10 місяців тому +284

      ​@@StonedBarbieeNo it doesn't. Not all coyotes have rabies. Rabid animals would be bounding at him trying to bite him.

  • @scottlyman7395
    @scottlyman7395 2 місяці тому +1202

    My guy was as traumatized as they come, went from eating chickens to realizing there are chickens that could eat him.

  • @SgtCrypto
    @SgtCrypto 10 днів тому +2

    He was hiding from Kevin, because he reminds him of the road runner

  • @jaymespenner3441
    @jaymespenner3441 15 годин тому +1

    "im a professional" "i need to contaxt the authorities to see what im supposed to do" 😂😂😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @logicdiary3179
    @logicdiary3179 7 місяців тому +3760

    That coyote was terrified of Kevin 😂 he came for the chickens and was NOT ready for freaking birdzilla. Also, that coyote was so dog-like with that submissive guilty face for eating the chickens 😅

    • @annacalifornia4681
      @annacalifornia4681 6 місяців тому +42

      I'm pretty sure thats a female but okay.

    • @robertsloane1268
      @robertsloane1268 6 місяців тому +49

      Birdzilla 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

    • @nomadmarauder-dw9re
      @nomadmarauder-dw9re 6 місяців тому +9

      Guilty? Of what, being a coyote? Sounds like US.

    • @n.c.pictures
      @n.c.pictures 6 місяців тому +123

      ​@@nomadmarauder-dw9re it was a comparison to the face dogs make when they realize they fucked up. Take a joke

    • @joebidenissus1975
      @joebidenissus1975 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@annacalifornia4681dont bring your radical man-hating feminism over here

  • @eggceptable
    @eggceptable 11 місяців тому +5315

    Roadrunner is out here giving the Coyote flashbacks about the anvil 😂

    • @jromekoolaid142
      @jromekoolaid142 10 місяців тому +43

      Severely underrated😂😂😂

    • @russha
      @russha 10 місяців тому +32

      Wrong bird but legendary comment😂😂

    • @kadeskorni296
      @kadeskorni296 10 місяців тому +26

      @@russhaKevin looks more like what I thought road runners would look like than actual road runners

    • @tabethacrysel4692
      @tabethacrysel4692 10 місяців тому +1

      😂😂

    • @JessicaSilva-vw2cx
      @JessicaSilva-vw2cx 10 місяців тому +1

      Nice 😅

  • @ManeskinLoveCinnamoroll
    @ManeskinLoveCinnamoroll 5 днів тому +2

    That coyote was so confused at the end

  • @mrjoehofficiel
    @mrjoehofficiel 6 днів тому +1

    He was fully realising how much the whole mission was fucked up

  • @johnroutledge9220
    @johnroutledge9220 11 місяців тому +2011

    That coyote is clearly not looking at you, but what's behind you. So surprisingly it seems Kevin is the real hero here.

    • @MarginalSC
      @MarginalSC 10 місяців тому +8

      "Oh hell. I didn't know they got that big!"

  • @noahlovesdolphins
    @noahlovesdolphins 7 місяців тому +4974

    “Don’t ever do this.”
    **Proceeds to talk to us like it’s a full on tutorial**

    • @jordan9604
      @jordan9604 6 місяців тому +29

      Just a little "C.Y.A."

    • @StepUpMedia039
      @StepUpMedia039 6 місяців тому +30

      Way better than letting the poor thing die.

    • @m42037
      @m42037 6 місяців тому +9

      Ikr, giving me a f'n headache!!! 😑

    • @emilianozarazua2779
      @emilianozarazua2779 6 місяців тому +8

      Actually Is kind of a tutorial

    • @annabellelin7730
      @annabellelin7730 6 місяців тому +16

      "Never do this" but if you were to do this, it's actually super easy - almost as if you could do it at home

  • @caseycbenn
    @caseycbenn 4 дні тому +1

    Coyote looks like it had recently seen a Tyrannosaurus Chicken (Kevin) and was worried the food chain could reverse at any moment.

  • @KiRa-fy6uq
    @KiRa-fy6uq 9 днів тому

    I havent played much of DF, just watch it mostly but I'm glad to see everyone in the AWC! Love to see newcomers and old faces and love the casters❤

  • @ursadabear2810
    @ursadabear2810 11 місяців тому +37486

    I’d bet money she was hiding and scared *because* she caught sight of Kevin.

    • @collinbeckham8259
      @collinbeckham8259 11 місяців тому +1522

      Kevin probably got a member of her pack.
      Edit: Wow, didn't expect this to blow up. Thanks😅

    • @azungu1190
      @azungu1190 11 місяців тому +1860

      I remember the original video, Kevin was actually bullying the poor coyote before Uncle Farmer Dad Benjamin Franklin D. Roosevelt came out

    • @MONKEY_BEAM
      @MONKEY_BEAM 11 місяців тому +2601

      "so this is how my life ends, i have eaten this man's chickens and the gods sent the Megachicken 9000 to punish me"

    • @aslebewpanzere-1007
      @aslebewpanzere-1007 11 місяців тому +75

      ​@@azungu1190where's the vid?

    • @mathisholler5504
      @mathisholler5504 11 місяців тому +115

      ​@@aslebewpanzere-1007just search for urban rescue ranch coyote and you should be able to find it

  • @sakthi5277
    @sakthi5277 5 місяців тому +7526

    Bro was ready to be domesticated

    • @Ty420
      @Ty420 5 місяців тому +97

      💀

    • @Player-rv8ph
      @Player-rv8ph 4 місяці тому +778

      Coyote: The chicken was delicious. I'm ready to sign pet contract for more chicken.

    • @thadude4426
      @thadude4426 4 місяці тому +102

      White bird spooked-me😂😂

    • @agua9999
      @agua9999 4 місяці тому +59

      …or it was diseased

    • @michaelhernandez3220
      @michaelhernandez3220 4 місяці тому +150

      ​@@agua9999That's what I was thinking. It could be rabies. It is a misconception that rabies always cause aggression. It mostly causes extreme confusion and damage to rational thought. Because animals are in a state of confusion due to this brain disease it manifest in aggression.

  • @ChristopherMutchell
    @ChristopherMutchell 3 дні тому +1

    Him:NEVER do this
    (Proceeds to give us a tutorial)😂

  • @anthonycherubin5721
    @anthonycherubin5721 День тому +1

    -"This is a wild animal [ ... ] NEVER DO THIS ! "
    * Proceed by doing what he does not recommande to do 😂

  • @MXLBLR22
    @MXLBLR22 11 місяців тому +4704

    Kevin’s the only reason that coyote was calm, he’s never seen a Kevin before😂

    • @noquestionsplease7742
      @noquestionsplease7742 11 місяців тому +48

      A Kevin 🤣🤣🤣

    • @butlerdude7237
      @butlerdude7237 11 місяців тому +187

      That coyote killed 2 chickens and is in fear of the king demon chicken (Kevin)

    • @newtdevaychet
      @newtdevaychet 11 місяців тому +26

      I wpuld also be scared pf the demon chicken

    • @joebradley3250
      @joebradley3250 11 місяців тому +10

      A wild Kevin has appeared

    • @ruslyestella1232
      @ruslyestella1232 11 місяців тому +2

      Just waiting for a wild karen to appear😂😂

  • @shubashuba9209
    @shubashuba9209 11 місяців тому +2036

    I bet Kevin is the reason why that coyote is so docile. He's seen things man.

    • @elandthirkhaoth4718
      @elandthirkhaoth4718 11 місяців тому +104

      Kevin asserted dominance over the coyote by actually eating the chickens and telling the coyote it was going to take the fall.

    • @oliverwhite5273
      @oliverwhite5273 11 місяців тому +53

      As funny as it is, youre probably right. I mean imagine being a coyote in texas, and you see *a giant fucking bird capable of disemboweling you* 💀

    • @xxcoolkid69xx67
      @xxcoolkid69xx67 11 місяців тому +39

      Imagine eating some chickens and then seeing a mega chicken approach you

    • @oliverwhite5273
      @oliverwhite5273 11 місяців тому +19

      @@xxcoolkid69xx67 fr bro probably though he entered the boss fight

    • @CasuallyCommentingBaseThings
      @CasuallyCommentingBaseThings 11 місяців тому

      @@elandthirkhaoth4718fuuuuuuuck dude lmfaoooo probably 😮

  • @lex8239
    @lex8239 3 дні тому +1

    Kevin is a straight up killer. An absolute unit of a bird.

  • @AmicheleStyle
    @AmicheleStyle 27 днів тому

    THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, VERY MUCH FOR HELPING THIS POOR COYOTE, EVEN AFTER THE "CHICKENS WERE ABSENT FROM THEIR COOP".... THAT'S A REAL AND COMPASSIONATE HUMAN BEING...
    GOD BLESS YOU, MY MAN!!!

  • @partyman8848
    @partyman8848 10 місяців тому +2985

    Coyote: chilling
    Kevin: Genocide dance 🕺

    • @ibabechanel
      @ibabechanel 10 місяців тому +8

      😂😂😂

    • @mixedmartialnutrition1746
      @mixedmartialnutrition1746 10 місяців тому +13

      AHAHAHA KEVIN, what a name for this freakin massive bird

    • @kayb2930
      @kayb2930 10 місяців тому +5

      ​@Khaine213 He's a Rhea, I believe.

    • @MrBulldog269
      @MrBulldog269 10 місяців тому +2

      That look on the coyote when he put the thing on his neck was like “you better not, don’t do it,”

    • @kevinmontufar3516
      @kevinmontufar3516 10 місяців тому +1

      IM THE BIRD😭

  • @xdmztryvsvedine2773
    @xdmztryvsvedine2773 10 місяців тому +2251

    *Kevin walks up with a big smile*
    “Let’s go beat that Coyote’s ass!!”

  • @DMillerFlorida
    @DMillerFlorida 5 годин тому +1

    "Never do this. It's really not that hard you guys. "

  • @CorundumDevil
    @CorundumDevil 4 дні тому +1

    Coyote after Kevin: "Oh my god I need to get out of here"
    Coyote after meeting the Master: *"Why am I still alive"*

  • @tannerhamilton6025
    @tannerhamilton6025 10 місяців тому +2025

    Kevin probably kicked the hell out of it, that's why it's not being aggressive. It doesn't want any more smoke.

    • @DvstyDom
      @DvstyDom 10 місяців тому +38

      Hahahah holy shit this had me dying bro

    • @rylenstuffsv2
      @rylenstuffsv2 10 місяців тому +44

      Kelvin just put it in its place in the animal hierarchy

    • @the_average_backpacker
      @the_average_backpacker 10 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @gabriendoesthingssometimes
      @gabriendoesthingssometimes 10 місяців тому +24

      ye it is what happened lol, he explains what the coyote did in the full video, his dogs also chased it around

    • @Jason-mp6yj
      @Jason-mp6yj 10 місяців тому +1

      that is probably exactly what happened

  • @LHenn516
    @LHenn516 5 місяців тому +2650

    Coyote is barely looking at the human. His eyes are glued on Kevin 😂

    • @troykinnison4575
      @troykinnison4575 4 місяці тому +231

      He's like WTF MAN WHAT KIND OF CHICKEN IS THAT??

    • @DullNull
      @DullNull 3 місяці тому

      “I’d back away from that big ass chicken if I were you”

    • @spongebobsquarepants2981
      @spongebobsquarepants2981 3 місяці тому +49

      ​@@troykinnison4575probably looks like a dinosaur to him 😂

    • @jerrythedestroyerofmountai1911
      @jerrythedestroyerofmountai1911 3 місяці тому +25

      Yeah dude whatever you want I’ll negotiate with you but keep THAT THING AWAY FRO ME!!!

    • @morganferguson3998
      @morganferguson3998 3 місяці тому +4

      Lil buddy knows a treat when it sees one

  • @madmartian2
    @madmartian2 10 днів тому +1

    Something tells me the game warden is a "favorite" in your contacts list. 😄

  • @j.vinton4039
    @j.vinton4039 12 днів тому +2

    That giant dinosaur scared the fuck outta that coyote. 🤣

  • @justagoodgamingchairimagin6801
    @justagoodgamingchairimagin6801 7 місяців тому +1906

    U already know Kevin was abusing that coyote for like 3 hours straight

    • @noneatall_
      @noneatall_ 7 місяців тому +25

      Nah Kevin only abuses his human

    • @IThinkuhhh
      @IThinkuhhh 7 місяців тому

      @@noneatall_both.

    • @talabeans7965
      @talabeans7965 7 місяців тому +11

      What was the required action via game warden??

    • @jokuouto1792
      @jokuouto1792 7 місяців тому +16

      it even looks bullied

    • @miasmicdreamer
      @miasmicdreamer 7 місяців тому +11

      Why do you think the coyote's spirit was broken on arrival? This was a rescue, but not for the chickens.

  • @moldybread2445
    @moldybread2445 10 місяців тому +6199

    The whole reason they're submissive is because Kevin beat the absolute hell out of him earlier lmfao

    • @icedcreator9521
      @icedcreator9521 10 місяців тому +111

      Underrated comment 💀

    • @KurtI2525
      @KurtI2525 10 місяців тому +44

      First laugh of the day! Thanks!

    • @fikriarieska8450
      @fikriarieska8450 10 місяців тому +64

      Wiley got bullied by kevin when thinking kevin be a nice kfc snack

    • @retunsus-hp1uh
      @retunsus-hp1uh 10 місяців тому +51

      honestly thats probably what happened i doubt kevin wouldnt take the opportunity

    • @Peeper117
      @Peeper117 10 місяців тому +9

      Without a doubt

  • @iamchristopherbrown
    @iamchristopherbrown День тому

    Kevin probably scared the hell out of that coyote and then you come walking out dealing with Kevin and that coyote learned the hierarchy very quickly 🤣

  • @ezzymoney23
    @ezzymoney23 10 місяців тому +8718

    Kevin definitely whipped that damn coyotes ass all night 😂😂😂😂

    • @justkat2182
      @justkat2182 10 місяців тому +586

      I was just thinking the same thing! It probably isn't freaking out simply since it isn't Kevin coming at it. I imagine it is saying, "Bro, I will do whatever you want, just keep that feathered dinosaur away from me!"

    • @Wextchild99
      @Wextchild99 10 місяців тому +25

      No doubt 😂

    • @jmas2312
      @jmas2312 10 місяців тому +155

      That’s what I was thinking. That poor coyote was thinking “get me the fuck out of here! Kevin is CRAZY”. lol

    • @cFull_Rtrd
      @cFull_Rtrd 10 місяців тому +9

      animal abuse is not funny

    • @ezzymoney23
      @ezzymoney23 10 місяців тому +50

      @@cFull_Rtrd it’s hilarious

  • @aod777
    @aod777 11 місяців тому +680

    Coyote developed PTSD because of what Kevin did to him.

    • @JessDougie-ro2hl
      @JessDougie-ro2hl 11 місяців тому +5

      well wait and see whatvthe warden is gonna do to him.

    • @annechen103
      @annechen103 29 днів тому

      I agree! Pretty sure that’s why he was cowering in the corner and Kevin was unscathed. 😂

  • @nassim99345
    @nassim99345 4 дні тому +1

    The coyote didn't freakout coz all its attention was on the dinosaur with feathers 😂

  • @Ari-hk7oi
    @Ari-hk7oi 15 днів тому

    Coyote stepping into kevin's pen, expecting more chickens, when suddenly a top-screen HP bar appears.

  • @peronkop
    @peronkop 10 місяців тому +4910

    Kevin is the most ostrich name ever.

    • @GothiccMystery
      @GothiccMystery 10 місяців тому +18

      *Emu

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 10 місяців тому +42

      I feel like it's a reference to the movie Up.

    • @antishot122
      @antishot122 10 місяців тому +41

      Kevin is a rhea which is a close relative to an ostrich

    • @HardyWeeed
      @HardyWeeed 10 місяців тому +12

      Rhea

    • @Bigsteppin-hf6dh
      @Bigsteppin-hf6dh 10 місяців тому +4

      @@cheesecakelasagnaI was just thinking this and trying to find the comment

  • @user-hg7mr7cs4v
    @user-hg7mr7cs4v 7 місяців тому +4095

    Coyote thought he smelled chickens until he hop the fence and saw prehistoric sized birds changed his mind real quick and his buddies will never believe him😂

    • @collinjones8661
      @collinjones8661 7 місяців тому +62

      He said her like a hundred times lol

    • @hashfors
      @hashfors 7 місяців тому +5

      😂😂

    • @MaidenOfHusbands
      @MaidenOfHusbands 7 місяців тому +31

      @@collinjones8661it’s weird that people automatically assume every animal in the world is male, like male is the default… even when they tell you the animals is female

    • @damacaroniboy9720
      @damacaroniboy9720 7 місяців тому

      ​@MaidenOfHusbands you americans gonna start crying about animal genders now? what has your shitty country come to...

    • @singlewave875
      @singlewave875 7 місяців тому +15

      @@MaidenOfHusbands its pretty much the default since men cant stop using ‘he’, like ‘she’ is much harder to type

  • @NatalieNicole99
    @NatalieNicole99 25 днів тому

    Oh so precious!!! We have coyotes, they’re so kind 😊 I love them. They sound spooky at night though .

  • @AlebReborn
    @AlebReborn 3 дні тому

    Coyote: You in Dark Souls
    Kevin: The boss you weren’t prepared for
    Wildlife guy: homeward bone

  • @Mr6ixmusic
    @Mr6ixmusic 9 місяців тому +3525

    "signs of submission"
    Kevin fucked that coyote up off camera.
    He said "oh you like to eat BIRDS, huh? Aight run it"😂

    • @komandage73
      @komandage73 7 місяців тому +118

      He gave the coyote backshots he will never forget

    • @aidenmiller3832
      @aidenmiller3832 7 місяців тому +34

      🤨🤨🤨

    • @mer6264
      @mer6264 7 місяців тому +71

      ​@@komandage73I think you got the wrong message blud

    • @SirDragonArmy
      @SirDragonArmy 7 місяців тому +23

      ​@@komandage73NAHHH

    • @joep5917
      @joep5917 7 місяців тому +7

      ​@komandage73 brooo did you watch that video of vegeta vs frieza and comment this shit I thought the same thing lmaoooo